THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves and we love him for it
100% more insane for those that know he started this youtube channel from a struggle, far as ive heard from his videos and social media is that he was homeless and unemployed living in a car, heard some stories from *other* sources that im not sure if i believe saying that brandon pretty much used the last of his cash to buy recording equipment and gambled his entire life essentially on making it work, starving till the ad revenue started pouring in And i remember how quickly his channel grew to 1M subs, was quite the achievement at the time Whichever parts are true, what a legend
Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆
Hi Brandon, I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability. Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well. Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤
I have BPD as well, and my first appointment with a new therapist is today. Dude really does help with the emptiness and the mood swings. Laughter really is one of the best medicines. I pray that all is well, my friend 🙏💕
@@Fanproductions Sure, here's the exact response: "He's switching up his video schedule to not post daily. Once the one he's working on posts he's going to aim for a couple of videos a week. He did this not only to spend more time with family, but largely because he was feeling the pressure of having to pump a new video out every day. He felt like he wasn't able to post things he was proud of because he's so rushed. So now it's quality over quantity and hopefully a big relief for his stress level. The openings will likely move to Twitch, since they don't get as many views as his other content. He had a very small live on Patreon (which he veeery rarely uses but some of us still subscribe to because we refused to leave when he said not to subscribe 😂). On that live he went over this idea with us and told us to spread the word 💜"
It's exactly 2:45 am, I'm in a sketchy town and I just finished the night shift. I have 2 months to go before I can go back to where I came from and I don't know what I'm going to do when I get back there and am eventually put in a mental hospital. I don't know anything anymore, except that this video is elite and me laughing at it is keeping the house awake
I’m literally 1 min in and I realized “Did Brandon take a week off just to write a rap song about a turkey?” And then I saw that this video is 19 min long and I started laughing out loud LOL!!! Omg this is going to so so good, I will come back to this video as soon as I have 20 min! I can’t wait! (But I have to, this isn’t a 20 min of RUclips visit, it’s bedtime for me lol) Thank you Brandon for giving me something to look forward to tomorrow when I wake up! Hahahahaha, well at least the 1 min I’ve seen was fantastic!
Brandon's commitment to a bit is everything. I can tell that he has spent time on making every single second worth watching, (For example, there is a second of him holding a bunch of dolls and put peanut butter on them... lmfao!) I can't believe how funny he can be. I enjoyed this video very much.
@@malachimejias1567 if you read it, It was getting ready to sleep and was doing the usual, browsing through RUclips, saw a Brandon video, and if you’re like me, you don’t seek any further information, it’s a click and start laughing. So I wrote that just to thank Brandon for making a video I can look forward to, lol.
Why no One talking about how when he did the rap verse he started it by tossing the foil and kicked it to turn into tin foil (The tiktok thing) Edit(omg thank you so much for so many likes)
Hi Brandon! I hope you read this! I sometimes come back to your old videos to brighten my day and stave off the depression. It always works! And this rap is the bomb. Thank you for everything
That rap scene is the most iconic thing Brandon has done!!! love you so much Brandon, you force me to laugh, today I wanted nothing but to wrap myself in a blanket and cry which I did but you never fail to make me laugh even today! I can never get enough of this video ❤️❤️ thank you!
@Katarina Fieser I- I'm joking. I apologize if I didn't make that clear, but that geez isn't meant to be see as offensive or harsh. It was supposed to be like an laughing-eye rolling geez, if that makes sense.
and when the world needed him the most, he actually appeared
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Foil man
I love the atla reference uwu
The last Google translate bender
Is nobody gonna talk about how good he raised his honey..
This is. To date. The best Google Translate.
That aluminum foil dress was enough to make it best🤣🤣🤣
I think you mean “google this to date best the is translate”
@@rileycrutcher1655 nice one🤣🤣🤣
This one and the blooming onion 🧅
UR A POET AND U DIDNT KNOW IT-
THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS
this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves
and we love him for it
true dat
not to mention his ENTIRE FOIL COSTUME
dude doesn't need Hollywood, Hollywood needs him!
@@G.C_McCrea Truer words have never been said
100 more to 1k likes! Plus I'm the 900th like!
100% more insane for those that know he started this youtube channel from a struggle, far as ive heard from his videos and social media is that he was homeless and unemployed living in a car, heard some stories from *other* sources that im not sure if i believe saying that brandon pretty much used the last of his cash to buy recording equipment and gambled his entire life essentially on making it work, starving till the ad revenue started pouring in
And i remember how quickly his channel grew to 1M subs, was quite the achievement at the time
Whichever parts are true, what a legend
this man basically obliterates his entire kitchen for our entertainment.
He is legendary
So true
Yeah lol 😂
Brandon:Slours be flippery
Me: dying of laughter
My dad : *concerned*
Not just his kitchen his office too
“And that’s how you nail a turkey..”
“WITH A HAMMER-“
*“WITH A H A M M E R -“*
@Billy Eisntine another turkey
Gobblephilia
I hope it’s a hammer😏
with
@@DeerJerky step gobble what are you doing 😏
No one:
Brandon: "Oh daddy"
Also no one:
Brandon:"Sloor is Flippery"
That Cracked me up 🤣🤣
Haha the bread on the fridge is me
IKR I LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr lmao
Sloors be flippery
10:54
I always watch him at night when I'm supposed to be quiet and I end up dying coughing from trying to not laugh
Same😭 also in my class at school
Same 😅🤣🤣🤣
SAME
Same 😂 it's in the middle of the night and my mother is in the room beside me so I'm trying t9 not laugh to much so I don't wake her up 😅
This was my exact situation watching this
Description: "I'm glad that it's over.."
His kitchen: "yeah bud me too"
"Just an eensie weensie tad of sugar" has the EXACT same energy as "Two shots of vodka"
Or Gordon Ramsay when it comes to a touch of olive oil
This is really random but I love your profile pic 😂
@@-Homosapian- Me orrrrr??? If its me thank you.
is nobody going to mention that he poured hot gravy down his leg and his immediate reaction was "oh Daddy"
someone did.
@Ava Schwaderer it's at 10.00
@Ava Schwaderer 10:02
Hi
Jeeeeesuuuus..... whoof... Gloria’s gonna be maaaad.
Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆
Don't tell me im the only one that was Laughing so hard I was crying when he started to try to motivate the damaged cranberries 🤣🤣🤣💀
I'm dieing here i wonder what was the original recipe
meeeeee tooo
I laughed to the point I cried😂
I’m reading your comment while watching that part 😂😂✨
I’m dying
Why was the rap with the Turkey actually good
Cause he was a professional musician and is just that awesome.
You right
“He’s probably cheating on me...”
Him: *dances with uncooked turkey rapped in tin foil*
😆
😂😂
He singing with a turkey while hes in a tin foil outfit
@@faithmartinez2235 oh true true
😭LMAOO
hes a rapper , actor , director , producer , chef , AND HES A COMEDY MASTER.
Us: what could he possibly do this time
Him: dressed entirely of aluminum foil
Ngl that was really cool
Ya im just waiting for it to be like clipped so I can watch it on repeat
That is so cool how he wrappes himself in foil
Us: ........
Him: I like ur cut G
"...Or cook 8 soft children. Why...not both?"
Omg, I'm dead
This is one of the best xD
Why not both?
"or cook 8 soft children"
I take that option
*Man behind the slaughter intensifies*
I know *one* person who would do that.... *insert man behind the slaughter music*
And so would william-
*sees the other comments *
*Holy shizz is my mind that predictable-*
Lmao
*insert promised neverland* xD
Brandon raised the honey better than my dad did with me 💀
Me wondering why Brandon hasn’t uploaded in a while
Him making a whole tinfoil suit and a turkey rap 😂😂
Lmao
Lil butter
@@skeeterfromsouthpark1414 The hottest rap album of 2020
The fact he is somewhat good at rapping is amazing
I was wondering the same thing why has he not up loaded
Is nobody gonna admire how calmly he talks even though his kitchen is in chaos?
Very relatable. I usually sound calm in my most chaotic moments 😂
hes the human incarnation of the "this is fine" dog
1000th like :D
M mn w①①@@ 1: 12.34.5628
@@floppinium bm+
well if he had to dress himself with the foil who's even surprised that he was absent for this long...
I was just about to say that lol
Hi Brandon,
I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability.
Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well.
Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤
I have BPD as well, and my first appointment with a new therapist is today.
Dude really does help with the emptiness and the mood swings. Laughter really is one of the best medicines.
I pray that all is well, my friend 🙏💕
He really just wrapped his whole body in aluminum foil and made up a rap about him and his turkey this man is amazing
I meannn..... it's not bad lol
@@heatherflood898 most definitely not
You have to admire his dedication
And the transition was so smooth!
Okk
Anyone else find that rap FANTASTIC
It needs its own music video
@@Imbatmn57 ikr it's fire
I want that as a actual song
Yep just thinking that
Brandon please make this a thing! 🎶🎶💜💜
This man is amazing. He has no annoying intro or outro, never asks for likes or subscriptions, and puts so much time and effort in his videos
This man can fit like 10 jokes in 5 seconds of content I love it
Why was the song so good. It's about a fricking turkey.
🔥🔥🔥
That song was EPIC!
I felt like I was thrown into another dimension
Don’t insult that turkey!
Can I get it on Spotify??
“all of you are here for a reason, whether or not you’re whole”
dang...
Deep
oMg DeEp
Can we just admire the fact that he actually made a whole suit out of aluminum foil
Yeah the whole thing was impressive
I read this and then saw it
Do you think it’s on Spotify
@@TheVandoeureste i hope
And rapped in it, it came out really well xD
0:45 he be slaying it
This was easily the funniest Google translate he's ever done. I'm so glad he's back to making the Google translate videos, they're my favorite!
I watched all his google translate videos I MEAN ALL OF THEM I toke me a 3 days😶
I shed a tear when he was motivating the cranberries🥲
Me too
I’m at the part while I’m readin this🤣❤️🌸
I read that as shred and I was gonna be like "Damn u play guitar nice mate but what did you play while he motivated the cran ?"
This cranberries were really motivated
how sad was it, thou so motivating.
Everyone: aRe We NoT gOiNg To TaLk AbOuT tHe RaP
*that’s all you’re talking about*
lmao ikr
lmfao ik
lmfao fr fr
i love how we ALL replied with lmao or lmfao
Ikr just -_-
13:03 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HE FLUNG THE MAYO AT THE BABY HONEY 😭😭
“You better hope we never need a bowl again.” I will.
Is no one going to talk about how he raise the honey? He was such a good father! Show some respect.
So this is why he has been gone!
did he just vacuum the tur-... you know what, i’m not even gonna ask
Dont question the chef
0:39 lets just take a moment to appreciate that beautiful rap he made. It prob took a long time. YOU HAVE BEEN APPRICEATED BRANDON
:Firefighter “any idea how this fire started?”
:Brandon “ I put 50 matches on a turkey for a RUclips video.”
“Cook 8 soft children” google translate trying to commit a felony
Umm
HAHAH
THAT BAG WAS THE TURKEYS HEART, LIVER, ORGANS, and that big thing he pulled out was it’s NECK😂😂😂😂😂
@Paul Sliker gizzard and kidneys. Gizzard is a portion of the stomach
No sh!t?
@@stephaniefamille7277 lmaooo
LAMOOOOOOO
@@willowroth4592 dude, lmao stands for:
L: launching
M: missiles
A: at
O: orphanages
The little scene with the honey made me laugh and sob so hard why was I so emotional abt a man in a wig and a fake mustache swaddling honey😭😭😭😭😭
Local man sacrifices all of his belonging to a vacuum because Google Translate "told him to"
The turkey soul watching over it's body sees this:
@Elizabeth Sayers xD
I don’t blame eri for watching this, it’s funny as hell
That's why I always cook soulless turkeys.
The turkey would be like
*so I died for T H I S*
@@samthegarbageman2876 IT WOULD
Everyone: Why hasn't Brandon uploaded yet?
Brandon: * Makes turkey dance/ turn-down-for-what *
Worth the wait 🥰
"Are these your insides?! .......I'm just going to put those back in there"
✨👌
“Sloors be Flippery.” Brandon 2020
Glad you're back. One of your patreons explained to me where you went over on facebook, so thanks to them too.
Can you explain it to me too?
@@Fanproductions Sure, here's the exact response: "He's switching up his video schedule to not post daily. Once the one he's working on posts he's going to aim for a couple of videos a week. He did this not only to spend more time with family, but largely because he was feeling the pressure of having to pump a new video out every day. He felt like he wasn't able to post things he was proud of because he's so rushed. So now it's quality over quantity and hopefully a big relief for his stress level. The openings will likely move to Twitch, since they don't get as many views as his other content. He had a very small live on Patreon (which he veeery rarely uses but some of us still subscribe to because we refused to leave when he said not to subscribe 😂). On that live he went over this idea with us and told us to spread the word 💜"
@@capp00 thank you!!! ❤
@@capp00 thank you so much
Yesss
BRANDON YOU'RE BACK great timing a spider just crawled on me I need happiness
Yay he’s back!!!! Im so happy😁
Lol the king has returned
Spoiders
Lol
I am praying for you
0:40 to 1:05 is my favorite part of the entire video 😂😂😂
also, the weird looking fleshy bone thing is the neck
and the hemariod thing was the tail
Oh my god...CREEPY
i thought it was something else…
@@benjisloverr 😂😂😂
@@OfficialShiggySimp am I creepy, or the fact I know that? 😂😂😂
hold up turkeys have tails 😧
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “PUT YOUR HAIR IN A SUCTION TRAP AND STORE IT”
The stockings
Everyone wondering why he hasn’t uploaded in a while
Meanwhile he’s been making a music video for tinfoil 😂
Ok but can we discuss that foil suit man's was rockin it
@@danielyoung7534 yesssssss
Not joking I was thinking the exact same thing
Petition for brendon to do a cooking show with Gordon Ramsay where they just do google translate recipes
👇
The other person has to guess what the actual dish was supposed to be
YES.
This is gonna be epic
Petition to see this guy beg for likes and you don’t even know it
And it’s (brand)(on) not (Brend)(on)
“OH there is so much more room when you just shove harder”
- Brandon Farris 2021 6:26
Gloria: hey babe you wanna come over for a bit?
Brandon: sorry babe I can’t I’m cleaning
Gloria: cleaning what?
Brandon: don’t ask
Gg
Gloria probably doesn't know what to do with Brandon
Cleaning what
Branden: yes
_randomly dies_
No one ever in life.
Really.
"Brandon: Don't question the turkey splat"
how does he do this with out laughing???? I could never. 30 secs in i dead of laughter
I’m so dead lol can’t breath lol 😂
Yes
same xd
Same
Same
“So how did you gain popularity on RUclips?”
“I let off my fire alarm and made mashed potatoes in netted leggings,”
😂
It's exactly 2:45 am, I'm in a sketchy town and I just finished the night shift. I have 2 months to go before I can go back to where I came from and I don't know what I'm going to do when I get back there and am eventually put in a mental hospital. I don't know anything anymore, except that this video is elite and me laughing at it is keeping the house awake
Real
I’m literally 1 min in and I realized “Did Brandon take a week off just to write a rap song about a turkey?” And then I saw that this video is 19 min long and I started laughing out loud LOL!!! Omg this is going to so so good, I will come back to this video as soon as I have 20 min! I can’t wait! (But I have to, this isn’t a 20 min of RUclips visit, it’s bedtime for me lol) Thank you Brandon for giving me something to look forward to tomorrow when I wake up! Hahahahaha, well at least the 1 min I’ve seen was fantastic!
Maybe u could watch the whole damn thing if u didnt write a long ass comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brandon's commitment to a bit is everything. I can tell that he has spent time on making every single second worth watching, (For example, there is a second of him holding a bunch of dolls and put peanut butter on them... lmfao!) I can't believe how funny he can be. I enjoyed this video very much.
oh kay so it seems that uh... ya had 20 minutes.
However, you just wrote an essay.
So, looking back on this... Why did you write a comment in the first place?
@@malachimejias1567 if you read it, It was getting ready to sleep and was doing the usual, browsing through RUclips, saw a Brandon video, and if you’re like me, you don’t seek any further information, it’s a click and start laughing. So I wrote that just to thank Brandon for making a video I can look forward to, lol.
When Brandon started rapping I died 😂😭💀 welcome back to the world of RUclips brandon🥳
When he put the glasses on the turkey 😂😂😂
@@sophieelizabeth2720 yes lol 😂😂😂
damn😂😂😂
I had to keep taking breaks to laugh I was laughing so hard! Brilliant!
Haha same
But Can we talk about how skilled his aluminum foil clothes designing is!!!🤩🤌
Why does he reminds me(especially in his aluminium foil outfit) of Jupiter North?
YASSSS
shiny
IKR!😚👌
No we cannot
I appreciate how he vacuumed the turkey. Got to make sure that bird is clean 😌
Why no
One talking about how when he did the rap verse he started it by tossing the foil and kicked it to turn into tin foil
(The tiktok thing)
Edit(omg thank you so much for so many likes)
AHAHAHA YESSS
Transitions?
Im a child should I know what this means
@@_lifeisnicegd_872 its just a tik tok trend so-
@PENELOPE BRUNEAU I said that before I watched the video
Can we appreciate the time he took to cover himself with aluminum foil and make a song with a turkey
Plot twist: The real reason Brandon has been gone for two weeks is because he got salmonella from making out with a turkey.
Lol I was just thinking, 'Watch as he gets salmonellax
Nah he was probably just building his tin foil suit
He was probably cleaning up his apartment 239 times because of the amount of mess in this video
Haha
Yes exactly!!!!! Urgh they could have been anywhere :D even on His phone
Hi Brandon! I hope you read this! I sometimes come back to your old videos to brighten my day and stave off the depression. It always works! And this rap is the bomb. Thank you for everything
Who else would watch Brendan‘s content if it was just him rapping with a turkey and a tinfoil suit.
Me😂
Me
Me
M E
Yes-
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Brandon: MaShEd PoTaToS WiLl Be DoNe In A HaLF a MiLe
My GPS could never
Anyone gonna talk about how he literally raised a bottle of honey?? :P
That rap scene is the most iconic thing Brandon has done!!!
love you so much Brandon, you force me to laugh, today I wanted nothing but to wrap myself in a blanket and cry which I did but you never fail to make me laugh even today! I can never get enough of this video ❤️❤️ thank you!
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT “Add onions and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children-
I DIED 😩👽
Sounds like a threat
I STARTED LAUGHING SO MUCHH
0.0
Blood for the blood God
It’s the fact that he knew he was gonna be a father well raising his honey baby.
Yep
One reply?
His girlfriend: why is there a hole in the table
Brandon: Than might be for when I nailed a turkey to the table before shoving my foot in it’s but
LMAO
Are you 5? What is that grammar
@@theironnautilus7228 maybe English isn’t there first language.I’m German and I do a lot of mistakes too
Butt
@@theironnautilus7228
Don't be mean English is my first language and i make lodes of mistakes
The honey montage was so beautiful 😢❤
“Now is not the time to be dyslexic”
The sentence I have to tell myself every day lol
lmao same
Lol same
Came to the comment section to find this comment 😌
I've never related to something more 😭
"We're just gonna ignore the whole honey montage?" Nicely played. 😂
IM AT THE PART WHILE READIN THIS🤣🌸❤️
@@Get0Ver1t.shorts ruhlly?!?! I’m re-editing it just now!
@@LiciaYoung 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me to
Yeah he is really good at singing and playing🤩
"Sloors be flippery"
Brandon Farris-2020
I die every time I see him slip then say that
Farris*
4:00 THATS A TURKEY DUCK
Yeah he screwd up on that lol man he is funny
When was thattttt
“Smart, thinking 2 steps behind “ is my new favorite insult.
"now is not the time to be dyslexic" I don't have dyslexia but I felt that
PLEASE- the fact that he hit a cranberry while giving it a motivational speech-
He's just giving them a pat on the back, geez!
LMAOAO
@Katarina Fieser I- I'm joking. I apologize if I didn't make that clear, but that geez isn't meant to be see as offensive or harsh. It was supposed to be like an laughing-eye rolling geez, if that makes sense.
@@emmalopez735 that's a yikes moment ya got there
@@PrimedGrendel ikr
Brandon: pours boiling gravy down his leg
Also Brandon: *"Oh daddy"*
Me, concerned
He good 🤨
Lol-
🤨📸
Lol
Him: the apples went bad
Me: those are onions
The turkey:ok imma sit still
17:11 why does the turkey not look half bad
The part when he thought the fire alarm didn’t go off then it did, THE SCREAM😂😂😂
Out of context line: "there is so much more room when you just shove it harder"
o :)
He should do “google translate makes almond milk” haha
Oh no
Oh lord, he hearted this comment-
We should start running while we can-
I bet it would say “milk the almond utter”
@@grimlyink lol
Step one: go to the store and buy some
0:37 the transition the rap the presentation it's all...
YES.
No one:
*Brandon* : "oH, My tUrKeY's GoT hEmErRhOiDs, slap that back in-"
love this man.
Yes-
I can imagine his girlfriends face when she walks in to see the mess he made in the kitchen
"One cup of water mixed with water. This creates confusion" Is my favorite line
That's what we do in science. But DON'T forget the glasses!! Or else you'll die while mixing water and water!
Sure does! 🤣🤣
@@justsomeonestag mine is "the sloors be flippery" lol
This is fantastic. Absolute chaos, tinfoil and cooking 8 soft children is exactly what i needed today. Thanks :)
Google: " add onion and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children."
Brandon: "Why not both"
Also Brandon: *smudges peanut butter on baby heads*
😂🤣
8Soft children ? More like •^π°€FØÕЀ¥•√°
So when we were out here worrying, Brandon was nailing a turkey.
to the table.
Not that kind of chick😂😂😂😂
Yeah then he held its balls and shoved his foot up its ass
im your 100th like!!
The fact that you pulled off a tin foil suit... speechless man
Ikr
True
made a song and all
Right
You literally make me laugh out loud.
Your physical comedy is incredible. Almost too incredible. I worry about you sir ❤️
"Or cook 8 soft children" is my favorite line
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT "THE SLORS BE FLIPPERY" COME ON IM DYING😭
I woke my boyfriend up because I was laughing so hard at that one 😂
I keep reading your comment and dying of laughter 🤣🤣
TIME STAMP PLEASE
@@crystalsnowfall_ 12:15
I read ur comment just as he said that xD
"And that how you nail a turkey" *Sudden realisation* "WITH A HAMMER"
Is no one else going to talk abt that smooth foil transition?!