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The little girl accused someone of a crime and got away with it. She could grow up to be one of those people who gets an innocent person arrested.
Arrested?! She's going to end up getting someone killed by the cops.
and her mother supported that! She is teaching her to become a Karen one day, disgusting!
My thoughts exactly.
Welcome to the beginnings of a top quality Karen
I think it was just a funny story she made up.
So that art kit story is pretty good. However.....if a 10 year old is accusing other people of child abuse to get her way, AND the mom is backing it up? There are some serious issues with that kid that go waayyy beyond petty. She might actually ruin someone life one day.
Next Karen on her way!
Something tells me it's clear who she got those nasty tricks from at such a young age. That kid isn't going to change anytime soon, and it's probably going to get worse.
I'm not proud of it, but my immediate reaction would have been to double down. If they're set on getting me in trouble for something I didn't do I might as well just do it. Those some dumb tricks, because eventually they'll run across someone who can out-crazy them.
She is going to grow up and one thing she might try is saying someone forced her to have sex. Women who do that and get caught need to get the same sentence that the man would of gotten and they have to register as a sex offender. This happened to someone I know. After the whole thing and she was found out, she just got to skip off and live her life. It shouldn't be that easy.
@@terrijo25nordyke80 yeah, I mean technically those women have purjered themselves. Which by itself is a crime.
The story about Beethoven’s “Für Elise” reminded me of this story:
According to legend, Mozart wrote the Queen of the Night aria for a singer that he could not stand, intentionally trying to get her to fail. And what I’ve heard is that she stood up to the challenge and she sang the entire aria from start to finish, which I’m sure really pissed Mozart off.
Just goes to show that even the greatest composers in music history had their petty moments.
Another favorite is that Mozart wrote a song called "leck mich im arsch" in English lick my ass and maybe potentially another one titled "lick my ass nice and clean" (though that might have been someone else and was just misattributed to mozart)
Oh was it Queen of the Night aria? I heard something about him making a piece for a singer he detested, specifically with high and low notes next to each other to watch how her head would shoot up then down respectively, hence making her look silly since she was head-bobbing like a chicken XD
@@GlaciesYin @OwenMcCarthy Idk much about the "singer that he could not stand" or "detested" since most sources said it was for his sister-in-law and apparently he knew her vocal abilities would be up to the challenge. Mozart's sister-in-law is apparently Josepha Hofer
@@Surfer669 I'm not sure if the rumours I hear are true, but it sure makes for a funny story if they are true, or a lovely story if your source is right
www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/712vs9/til_that_mozart_disliked_performer_adriana/ Wrong song but right facts
I would've taken that art kit and gone to the police to report false accusations. That kid and those parents need to learn their lesson.
That, and it would be the ultimate petty revenge.
It's an art kit. It isn't that serious. She's grown trying to get a free art kit in a children's school she didn't even attend, but yeahhh, the 10 yr old is the entitled one...
@@cassandrahughes2897 It isn't about the art kit, it's about the fact that a little girl lied about someone abusing her and her mother is supported it!!
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I believe the pettiest thing I"ve ever done (and I think I've posted this before) was when my wife & I lived in an apartment complex and a few neighbors were REALLY loud, so I handed out police whistles at Halloween. The kids LOVED them.
Oh my! That's some top shelf, blue ribbon petty! I LOVE it!
whenever I have a loud neighbor, I just use that as an excuse to stop trying to be quiet. Like, I've got nothing against my downstairs neighbor but they have 4 kids in a 3 bedroom apartment and I gotta say I didn't realize there were that many doors to slam, and 2 teenage girls can get really "Shriek-y"... so when I go get my exercise bike and weight machine this weekend, I'm not gonna be too worried about what they think.
@@SherioCheers - I don't blame you a bit! After teen boys and girls, I know exactly what you're talking about. Just an amazing level of shriek that rattles the universe.
That's awesome
@@SherioCheers My husband (who is now 58) used to shriek as well....right after the person who was shrieking pauses. Mortifying and hilarious in equal parts. If we still lived in an apparent, I have no doubt he would still do it. Thank goodness we have our own house now
When I turned 18 I took a gap year before college cuz my dad decided he was done parenting & made me take custody of my younger half siblings and I was trying to track down their moms. So the rest of my family thought this was a great time to make me a free babysitter and would drop their kids off outside our house and drive off. No asking beforehand or anything. So I went to the store and bought as much candy, icing, brownie mix etc that i could get my hands on and about 15 minutes before i knew their parents were coming to get them after work i shoved as sugar down their throats. We'd be in the store and they'd ask for a $1 slide whistle? Hell yea sweetie put it in the buggy. One of them is lactose intolerant but only gets really horrible smelling wet farts from it so I would let him eat oreos and milk right before his mom would come get him.
I'm now in my 30s and have since never been asked to so much as watch a kid while the parent goes to the bathroom. One of the kids has their own toddler and says as an adult she knows what I did was pure evil. Maybe. Got my point across though 🤗
I approve.
Thats amazing hahaha
No children were harmed in these graciously bestowed life lessons. High Marks!
Darn i wish I was that clever at that age 😆
That's awesome!!! A guy I worked with would do something similar. Whenever he'd watch his nieces, he'd hop them up on sugar, too. His brother hated him.
My petty moment took TWENTY YEARS! My husbands niece attended our small wedding. Her and I never got along. Knew her before we started dating but invited her since hubby wanted her there. No scene at wedding but few days later, reading signature book…..she signed her name then wrote “good luck uncle Glenn, your going to need it” . I went twenty years and said nothing. Then the perfect moment arrived!!!! I received an invitation to her daughters wedding!!!! So being petty and knowing her daughter has issues being faithful,, I jumped on it. In huge black letters on invite…..” return to sender” then on back “good luck Justin (the groom) your going to need it! Well the family was not happy. So I showed the book and said “she did it in my BoOK ! I was NICE and only did it to invite! Imagine if I attended!! Lol
Are you talking about holding a grudge on a kid? Who wrote a pretty bland comment btw? So many years and your maturity level is still that of a kid's!!
@@murielredondo1261 she’s my age lol
@@murielredondo1261 actually 2 years older than me .
@@xxtatters8lion185 😯 ohh
I would have gone & wrote it in her book also, cept I probably would have mentioned her problem with faithfulness cus he deserves to be warned about that, especially being married. I'm a lil more ruthless when it comes to these thing's, I've learned that if I'm not then they just keep on with their shit but if I am ruthless, they finally leave me alone
the story with the child accusing the mother of hitting her, is down-right scary! A ten year old saying that to get what she wants? that's taught! And by her mother's reaction, it's her mother who taught her that trick. SCARY AS HELL!!!!
when i had twin toddlers i lived next door to a neighbor with a teenager who would hang out on her side of the yard by my children's window, swearing, being very loud, waking my sleeping kids, this was at night. Since I knew she regularly snuck out at night I found out the home phone number, waited until she was 3/4 out the window and then dialed....to watch her struggling to get back in was delightful. Another time I removed the stool she used to get back in, 😂😂😂😂. PETTY, yes, but waking sleeping toddlers, my husband worked nights so I was alone to put them back to sleep !
Bahaha! Excellent 👏👏
As a mother of 2 young kids, I back you on this mumma! I probably would have done the same. 😂
@@mikaylamccay2219 i just remembered another thing i did....she and her friends were drinking and loud and in the morning i noticed a tent in her yard, so they were all still sleeping...i told my kids we're going to have a parade, they had fischer price instruments....i told them we have to play loud because we're in a parade !....and marched my toddlers right by that tent...when i saw movement the parade moved. 😂😂😂. such delight for me! my children never knew what was up
@@Kate98755 Very high level petty! And she deserved it sooo much!
Being a clever Petty Queen is so much more rewarding and fun than being a Karen, isn't it?
@@JamieM470 Karens act without any reason, just wanting the world to revolve around them, I was paying this teen back with some petty rudeness, which she’d earned. I’m patient with my payback, you never know when i’ll serve up the karma !
The pettiest thing I ever did was to my ex husband. We worked at the same company but in different departments. After the divorce he would always come to my office and try to pick a fight. I got sick of his crap one day and right before he went to lunch, I walked past his station and snatched his car keys while he was distracted. He clocked out and couldn't find his keys, so he couldn't leave for lunch. I hid his keys and he stormed up there yelling that he knew I took them, but I showed him my desk drawers and purse had no keys. He dug through his workbench for 45 minutes looking for them. When he finally went to look in the restroom, I stuck his keys under a work order on his desk. By this point, he had missed his lunch hour and was hangry the rest of the day. I had his keys in my bra the entire time. Is
Genius 😂
Oh that is too beautiful!
Years ago I lived with a flatmate who kept taking ice cubes from my ice cube tray that I kept in the freezer (the freezer was composed of 3 drawers, each for a person living in the apartment so he knew damn well what he was doing). I got fed up when I came back from a weekend away to an empty ice cube tray, so I decided to fill it with water I used to wash my rice. It must have worked because he never took any ice cubes after taking the rice water ones lol!
I've seen a meme about freezing hot dog water for the guests you don't like🤣your method with starchy rice water works better. there will be no smell, so people can't detect it before sipping the drink👍🏽
The other day I saw this post that somebody had made that said “don’t spend your energy trying to please people who don’t like you, embrace the joy of being the most annoying person they’ve ever met”
Many years ago, a friend decided to get some petty revenge on his brother, so he bought his 12 year old nephew an used drum set. The boy played on that kit constantly for years but the joke ended up being on my friend as my nephew became a successful studio musician who has done work with many famous bands.🤷♂️
Love that for the nephew
@@uma4158 as a musician myself, I thought it was dayum cool of him…lol…his nephew was actually the drummer in my band for 2 years whilst he was in high school and I remember him with great fondness. Drummers like him are very hard to find😎
Similar-ish story in my family, my Aunt bought my older brother a child’s drum set when he was very young. Almost 30 years later the Aunt finally had a son and my Mom didn’t go buy a drum set for him, no, what she did was climbed into the attic, collected the drum set my Aunt had bought, cleaned in up and ‘passed it down’ to my cousin. She held on to that thing for 3 decades, that is next level petty.
@@AisF89 that’s actually awesome…lol…I wish I thought tat well
Pettiest thing I have done: I have always worked in customer service (except my one year as a teacher) and whenever someone is rude to me or short with me, I go over the top with being nice to them. I live in Britain and I do full-on American-style customer service. By the end of the interaction they are minding their manners and saying sorry because they now feel awful for being a dick to someone being nice to them. Apparently, the sadness lingers. One of them came back later and bought me chocolates to say sorry.
I LOVE ❤ THIS!!!!!
Haha it’s called ‘Killing With Kindness’!
Pettiest thing I’ve done:
My husband’s daughter was getting married, his ex wife (who cheated on him and married the affair mate) refused to pay for any of it. (She makes more than we do, she’s not struggling.) My stepdaughter requested that her mom make jam for table favors, her mom agreed but wouldn’t spring for the little jars to put the jam in. SD asked my husband to send her mom the $200 for the jars. I agreed and wrote out the check to Jean Raasch Haack Stockton Murowski Bartley - all of her legal names, maiden and married. She cashed it but it gave me pleasure.
I would have ordered all the jars myself and just had them delivered to her address. In my experience you can't trust those types of people with anything, especially money, this way they would have no excuse to be mad but also wouldn't have been able to keep any extra change or anything
I once had a terrible roommate who would not only be super gross, annoying, loud, and all out careless, but he would also blame you for trying to be tidy and organized. So the last two weeks of the semester I spend pulling petty gaslight-like revenges. Example, I tuned his lighter all the way down one day (barely any flame) and the next I'd turn it to have a huge flame... did that a couple of times... I put vaseline behind the closet handles, I would make sure that the self-closing mechanism of the door would close when he forgot his keys all the time, I would move hit shit around (within reach and sight) but not where he left them... Tiny things that would make him wonder... Best two weeks of that semester 😂😂
As an older person, especially parents, you can’t torment a child. All you did was teach her how to lie and cheat.
Probably my most petty exchange of petty acts: caught my ex live in bf cheating in my bed with a tramp I hated. Kicked him out. He took a bunch of my jewelry and any photos he was in and cut the ones with me out and left me half of those. I withdrew all my money from our bank account, opened a new one, and put a lock on the account for ATM withdrawals. A few weeks later, after him trying to get back together with me, a gay couple I was friends with that he didn’t know had pipes burst at their place and stayed with me while repairs and cleanup was happening. Ex bf came in the house early, found me in a sweater and underwear, one guy in boxers, and one in a towel while we cooked breakfast. He stood there staring at us. We stared at him. He left his key on the counter and backed out the door. Nobody spoke but the minute the door closed, we laughed our asses off. I never disabused him of the notion that I was having a threesome with 2 really hot guys. 😂
As Charlotte would say.. "Oh, I love this for you!" 👍😂
Perfect! ❤
I love this. 😂
Majestic 😁
Nice execution!
Im so petty I had my neighbors dog taken away by an animal rescue facility.
Story: My neighbor rescued a dog after a storm and the dog was a little wild (he destroyed her plants) so she decided to chain him onto my fence under a patio table set that was exactly next to my bedroom. The fence and my bedroom were beside each other. The dog during the rainy season would stay all night howling and wimpering because he was cold, got wet or was generally scared. So I couldn't sleep well for a whole week because of her dog. When I approached my neighbor and talked to her about it she said she wasn't going to move her dog because she couldn't hear him and because she was a great owner and I was calling her a neglectful owner for bringing it up to her attention. Since that night again I got no sleep I decided to call my landlord, whose daughter works in a rescue center for animals. I explained to her the situation she called her daughter. The police escorted my landlords daughter and the dog out of my neighbors property. I got peace. She did other antics and the petty war began until I finished college there. The dog got adopted by my landlord and lives inside with air conditioning.
👏👏👏 We love to see pettiness aid justice and get puppers good homes!!
Perfect ending for all!
I'm glad the dog got a good home finally. Evil people have no business with any type of animal.
@@rogerscott9332 my pettiness never involves hurting animals💖
That's not petty that's being a hero! Well done. 👍
I was on an NYC-Florida bus trip. The bus was an hour late picking us up, but it was delayed another hour by a group of Asian dudes over seating arrangements. Their seats were all assigned individually next to some black guys, who were also traveling together, but like the Asian guys, they weren't sitting next to each other. So the Asian dudes bitched and moaned about how they wanted to sit together, for the bus driver to fix it, then finally the black guys changed their seats so the Asians can sit together. My seat was in the very back next to the bathroom. This plays a role in the petty.
We hit a rest area in Delaware for food, since the first official stop is in North Carolina. I buy a lot of cheese products to munch on. This also plays a role in the petty.
The next morning, the bus had just crossed over the state line from Georgia into Florida, when one of the Asian dudes goes to the bathroom. He was only in there for about a minute, and when he opened the door to come out - for my fellow Monty Python fans - I farted in his general direction. A vicious, silent-but-deadly cheese fart. Because the black guys saw the Asian coming from the bathroom, they thought the Asian took a dump, and proceed to berate him on how he didn't wipe his ass right. I buried my face into the back of the seat in front of me, in tears from stifling my laughter.
As the only adult in the family who has chosen not to have kids, the parents who let their kids run amok at family gatherings without reacting can really piss me off. The kids who really go off have received birthday gifts like toy drums, pianos, microphones, books with sound effects etc. from their "dear aunt" - have fun at home, kids! 😈
Lol 😂
"BEANBAGS ARE JUST BONELESS SOFAS!!!" OMG that man that got revenge on his racist neighbor had me DYING.
"Super White Susan" is going to be stuck in my head all week! XD
@@wardenm mine too. Maybe that's what we should call the Karen's but then we would have to come up with another name for the other race's of "Karen's"
@@roygbiv9038 ok Super White Susan
I actually lol'd at the bellybuttons being our old mouths because IT'S SO TRUE!
That one was soooo tasty...
I don’t think anyone on RUclips does the 'talking to the viewers as if they are friends' better than Charlotte. That and the fact she’s very funny is why I come back every evening (in the U.K.).
NO comparison. I like her buddy S but once you see Charlotte and fall in love, the rest pale in comparison. I have seen about 8+ different Influencers when I run out of Charlotte's vids and thinking how even I could do it as well, but there is only one Potato Queen AND her wonderful group of Tater Tots, fun, good folks from around the world with similar humor styles here, enjoying silliness at any age, brought together.
there is Rebal D
Hm..on par with drew gooden. He always starts with a personal "Hi, guy" instead of "hey all". Both make me feel talked to in person..
@@flufhh I was about to comment that! I love both of them! Haha That’s all I watch on RUclips lol 😂
Charolettes pretty great. I think her & Laura Clerey r tied
When I lived with my aunt, I had to be in the same room as her when I was home or she'd throw a childish tantrum.
I went to visit, and my uncle (her brother), was sitting at the porch and calling for us to all join him. My aunt complains to me that she doesn't want to. At one point she gets exasperated "Your uncle is so fucking annoying! Doesn't he get I wanna be here and not over there with him?!"
I smile and say "Now you know how I felt every time you dragged me into the room with you?"
She just laughed awkwardly
Had a close friend end his relationship by texting a cut and paste Wikipedia definition to his soon to be Ex. She read it out loud, and they had a discussion over whether or not that’s really what she was looking for. The reality is that she was superficial as all hell, literally was dating him because of his income, and surprisingly upfront about it. I didn’t see the definition, nor did the rest of us at the table with them, only heard her explanation and him clarifying that was her stance.
At the end of the conversation he had paid the bill (which was pretty awesome since we had a large group), literally thanked her for “her service”, and left. Which seemed weird. Then he texted where he cut the definition from… To all of us. It was prostitution. She had spent 15 minutes affirming she was, in fact, a prostitute. It didn’t help this entire conversation was at a family reunion with HER family, and she had just explained with her father sitting next to them that his daughter was a whore. Next level.
Damn!!!! 🤣
That's borderline Nuclear Revenge, and I'm so here for it.
God help her if her family was conservative
That’s amazing I’m screenshotting 💀
Lately when feeding my pets, I've noticed myself saying, "Ok we've got time for one more," in Charlotte's voice as they are pleading for more snacks.
Hahaha I love that!
Oh I'm going to start doing this! That's awesome 👌
that made my day lol
This are actual pets right? not people... right?
@@excelself Odd question, but yes, actual pets, not ppl.
I must admit I do love being petty. One time I was petty was after my in laws brought my son a harmonica, which they thought was SO funny. Well I 'accidentally on purpose' lost the harmonica BUT also signed up my son for recorder lessons at school on the day they looked after him. I also persuaded my son that it would be lovely for his grandparents to hear what he had learnt that day in his lessons. I might also add that he is tone deaf and when he played recorder the local dogs howled 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the pettiest things I did was when I was one of the only people in my friend group who had a car, I got tired of dropping my friends off and realizing they left tons of trash in the passengers seat- cups, wrappers, napkins, etc thrown all over the passenger side. So I started saving the trash and would return it to them next time they got in my car
My pettiness was: my ex boyfriend dumped me for his ex wife so I was festering with hurt and anger. One night, my brother and him went to see The Exorcist and was scared when he brought my brother home. He went to the bathroom and turned every light on in the house. So, I waited for him to go into the bathroom and turned every light off in the house to get revenge. I had a good laugh over it. Serves him right.
OMG! The taking the handles off the nightstand reminds me of my baby sister. She wouldn't give up her pacifier at age 2, and every time Mom tried to throw it out she would somehow get it out of the trash, etc. Finally in desperation, Mom put in this old vanity where one of the knobs had come off a drawer. Shut the drawer so even we didn't know how to get into it. Didn't deter baby sister, though. She got a pencil, stuck it in the hole where the knob had been, angled it and proceeded to pull drawer open thereby getting her pacifier. Freeking genius.
Oh, my gods, the art kit one. The “well played” has me fucking rolling🤣
At first, I thought she was way too petty towards a ten year old, but by the end of that story, I hated the little brat and the nasty creeps who spawned her! Good for OP!!
That was ELITE!
Except now she has learned and this likely won't be the last time in her life that she uses a false accusation
@@ugaladh she'll probably be one of those girls who accuses boys of assaulting her when they reject her or she's caught cheating when she's older, unfortunately ;-;
Though she probably has used serious accusations before and was encouraged to do them based off the fact she used it at all
@@ItsMinnowSeason Sounds like what a sex offender would say.
Once someone really was a bunghole to me and wouldn't let it go so I fought him with my brains.
As you know, putting sugar in someone's fuel tank is very destructive and will ruin a car engine. That goes a bit too far for me, and it is criminal, so instead, I bought some sugar, and a funnel. I opened his gas tank and put the funnel in, leaving it open and in there of course. I then poured sugar on the ground underneath in a small pile as if it was spillover and left the empty bag under the back of his car. I knew this would be noticed because it was on the driver's side, so when he came out he immediately freaked, had the car towed and the fuel drained, and a mechanic to go through it.
Turns out it was all clean and in good shape.. Not a thing wrong with the car. ;)
Ooo, great petty without actual damage. Other then his wallet.
This sounds like something a ten year old made up, are you sure this isn't a lie?
Clever.
@@Tt-ks3bq Bro, I doubt a 10 year old would know sugar destroys a car engine
The fact I share these with my mom and she admits to partaking in her own petty tricks when my dad does something is all the validation I needed in my life
When I was a kid in the 80's, we lived in an apartment with some really noisy upstairs neighbors. At the time my mom just so happened to work for a company that matched the sound of a movie/t.v. show to the video (if you're old enough you'll understand that) in any case she made a 2-hour mixed tape (I said it was the 80's) of various sounds like gunshots, explosions, train horns and construction sounds etc. It got put on full volume (12-inch speakers) as we left to go run some errands. Never had a problem with the neighbors again. 👍😁
That is the best petty revenge story against an inconsiderate ass of a neighbor I’ve ever heard! Trumps mine to hell and back!
I miss the 80s, making mixed tapes.
Vintage petty, very nice.
And THAT is exactly why Wikipedia is not an accepted source for “research”😂😂
People who maliciously edit are assholes and should not be encouraged.
It is actually VERY quick at getting rid of fake edits. I have a wiki editing account and the amount of barriers and professional editors that come back to fix things are UNBELIEVABLE. If you place a source that doesn’t contain relevant information, your account can be shut down REAL QUICK.
My college allowed us to use wikipedia as a source
Instead of "fight fire with fire", it should now be "fight petty with petty". I told my therapist recently that I acted petty in response to petty & she laughed & said "Well played!"... BEST...THERAPIST...EVER!!! I asked her if she was a Charlotte Dobre fan & she said "Of course! You gotta have your wits about ya!" In true Charlotte form! ❤❤❤
11:00 I hope after the auction needed before that girl claimed her art kit that she secretly stole off with it. I woulda I mean if I’m already gonna go down for being supposedly a child abuser might as well add theft in there too.
When I lived in the dorm at college, my roommate and I were both Pre-Med and serious about our studies. On Thursday night during finals week we were studying for our last 2 finals on Friday. The noise started pretty low but slowly gained in intensity. Finally when it got to the level we could no longer block it out, we discussed what to do. It was decided since we could study to music easily, we put Boston "More Than a Feeling" on her stereo, turned the sound up to 10, put our earplugs in, and opened our door. When we finally took the chance to see if that had been effective. The dorm hall and the one above were dead silent. All the partiers had moved on.
I have a story that is super similar to yours. I was also premed (and the RA of the building). I had a Biochem final the next day and was trying to sleep, but couldn’t because someone was throwing a party above me. (It ended up being two floors above my room which goes to show how loud it was). I was usually a chill RA and didn’t bother my residents, but I pounded on their door and threatened to write them up for drinking if they didn’t turn off their music. The music stopped immediately and I have never felt so powerful 😌
The "Super white Suzan" guy was hilarious! He should be a stand-up comedian. 😂😂😂
Yea, he even made a great picture of her😂👏👏
so his neighbor is racist then proceeds to call her “super white Susan” and that isn’t?
Beanbags are just boneless sofas... Ohhh goodness Depp/Heard trials going on and thats was still the best thing RUclips had to offer
🤣🤣 I love the pizza box one, I know someone who works at a pizza place and you wouldn’t believe how often they get requests like that.. and all they’re doing is making there job harder.. nobody wants to decorate your pizza box after they already had to make the food 🤣
I was invited to my enemy's birthday party and I got her a gift and poured tons and tons of super fine glitter in the gift bag and on top of the gift it took her days to get the glitter out, moral of the story put glitter in gift bags if you hate the person its the perfect revenge.
I had an ex that I found out was spying on my apartment and had my neighbor spying for her. So my friends and decided to make sure it looked like I was hooking up with every attractive female that came over. It was hilarious!
Several years ago I had to get a new phone number and I kept getting calls and texts for the previous owner of the number. This went on for years. Mostly I just ignored the calls. But finally one day I got a feeling like I should answer. It was her kid's dentist office calling to confirm their appointment. I canceled for them. Didn't get anymore phone calls after that lol.
This is so good.
Perfect
I was taking an online business communications class at a small college that required a group project. Keep in mind, I was a non-traditional student in my late 30s. The other 3 members of my "team" were all young and obviously thought their time was more important than mine, so they elected me as "team leader", making it my responsibility to organize, write up, and turn in every part of the report. But every time I was supposed to turn in something before midnight, they'd always wait until after 8pm, leaving me scrambling to write up that section's final summary. They complained to the professor when I complained about this, going so far as to insinuate that I was racist against them because I was white! That wasn't it at all; I had 3 small children, one of whom was disabled, and I was barely getting any sleep. So I decided I had had enough. I dropped the class the day a major assignment was due, and told the instructor I was too stressed out to continue. I didn't bother letting any of my "team" know I had dropped the class. I was always friendly and open, and expected civil treatment, but all those women did was complain about how many emails I was sending when I wanted to actually COMMUNICATE in the communications class. I hope the irony was not lost on the instructor.
7:20 story aside I absolutely love his accent/voice lmao
My husband ticked me off right before we went to a party with a bunch of people we did not know. So when I introduced us to the group I said Hi my name is Jules and this is my husband Dick. His name is Frank but everyone called him Dick all night.
hahahahahahah!
No Julie 😭😭😭🤣🤣
He didn’t correct you?? 😂
🤣 Your petty is clever
This wouldn’t have worked on me. I would have just made some comment about I thought you said this was a swingers swap party babe, or something I knew would be even more embarrassing after every time you introduced me as Dick. I mean I don’t care what people that know me think about me, I sure wouldn’t care what strangers thought.
The “fact” about Beethoven is cute but totally false. In fact, there is no concrete evidence who “Für Elise” is dedicated to. Therese Malfatti is one of the proposed candidates. She was a student and a friend of Beethoven who he proposed to when she was 16 or 17 (she did turn him down). In any case, it would have been “Für Therese”, not Elise (side not: Beethoven did write a sonata called “Für Therese”, but it was dedicated to the Countess von Brunswick). More likely candidate is Elisabeth Röckel (who was indeed referred to as “Elise”). However, as noted earlier, it has never been established who the sonata is dedicated to.
Sorry. I have (much hated) classic music education. Couldn’t help myself. 😅
Also, the Wikipedia edit - totally did that too. Back when Wikipedia was relatively new, I had an argument with my brother. We actually bet on money. I found the relevant information on Wiki and unfortunately I had been wrong. But, well… The nice edit button was handy. I “won”. For the record, it wasn’t about money. He’s a lawyer and 7 years older. He ALWAYS wins arguments, even when I’m 100% right. It was just sweet vengeance. No regrets. 😈
I'm impressed by your education.
Thank you! I hate when ppl perpetuate false “facts.” To others it might seem annoying, but I honestly appreciate when ppl set the record straight. I’d rather be right than liked 😊
@@rheverend I took some music history and art history classes and enjoyed them. I remember a lot of art history and correct people but it is not appreciated. I'm like that to a degree. I'm cursed with a good memory.
You beat me to it. I’m a musician with a focus in early classical music, and the Fur Elise petty story is bunk.
Thanks for clarifying!!! I play piano lol but don't have any real education... for real.... I wondered about that one....
The bloke with the queuing - I feel that. Being British, I am level 1 million at queuing, and it's awful if there's no queue behind you when you're done.
Also, never got on with my sister in law so I also always gifted my nephews with loud things like "My First Drum Kit". I wasn't alone, my aunt and mother in law also did the same.
The pettiest thing I ever did was to my ex. So story time! I had been dating my ex for two years. and I thought we were happy. Apparently we were not because she had been cheating on me for AWHILE. The last time was with My high school friend. He didn't know she was in a relationship and she didn't tell him. He showed me all of the texts between them. So I didn't just get even I got petty. I slept with her sister, best friend and older brother. I can be very vindictive when I need to be.
DAMN!! That's like platinum level petty! Well done 👍
Because of her you became gay 🤣🤣
Bisexual level petty unlocked!
Seeing Charlotte in that bucket hat brought tears to my eyes. In that moment, with her red hair coming out of the hat, she reminded me of one of my best friends. Some people called her Gilly because she used to wear those hats all the time. (Gilligan's island reference. Gilligan wore a bucket hat).
She died a few months after graduation and seeing Charlotte looking so much like her was like a knife in the heart.
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I’m so sorry for your loss and that you were reminded of it today. I hope that you remember the joy she brought and the memories y’all shared more than her loss. Sending you prayers for peace from San Antonio.
I'm so sorry for your loss. It's good to remember your dear friend and happy times, and in time you will heal enough that those reminders will be bittersweet, instead of painful.
I love it now when I hear an old song my mom used to sing, but soon after she died those songs made me cry.
Years later, I heard these songs in my son's Fallout game, and it brought back a flood of memories that I tell him about his beloved grandmother who died when he was eight years old. It keeps her memory alive for us.
I'm so sad for your loss, unfortunately, the saying is wrong. Time does not heal all wounds. It just teaches you how to build your life around it. I pray you feel better, and I pray you get to see her again. Stay strong my friend.
Sorry for your loss ❤️
I, personally, as an employee would have told the little girl's parents that I was going to call CPS on them because they allowed her to be abused and did nothing to stop it...but I'm next level like that. And yes, faciliatation/conspiracy to commit child abuse is an actual crime you can be charged with if you find out someone abused your child and did nothing to stop it.
Heck I would’ve got in the little girls face and been like “so they’re going to take you down to the police station and they need to speak with you alone and they’ll know if you’re lying…you know that filing a false claim is against the law?!”
Sorry letting your kid lie like that about something so serious as an adult- oof
It's called failure to provide critical care. It's a neglect charge, you can actually serve time in jail for it.
@@erikarussell1142 Have to have proof though or otherwise the child will just get diagnosed with oppositional defiance disorder or something. So many parents are neglectful and I've only ever even heard of the most extreme cases occasionally being taken seriously.
@@SocialLocust man, in Iowa they give no focks. You're the parent and you WILL be held accountable. Usually.
I’m afraid to know what other crazy stuff that girl will do when she’s older. If she’s started off lying about child abuse what’s the next level?
The waiting 11 years to punch a hole in the wall at the cousin's new house...chef's kiss! Sooooo good!
@6:17 “That is some serious commitment.” 11 years, damn straight! 😁
Yes! I’ve done the “buy an instrument set” for my brother in law’s kids - he bought my son drums.. well, enjoy the recorder, maracas, harmonica and bells.. 😈😈
How did I live without your channel? You bring laughter and life into this old veteran's heart. Thank you!!!
When I lived at my last apartment complex the downstairs neighbors had RAGING, LOUD dance parties until 3am EVERY Saturday. WELL I said "okay now it's on" I let my son RUN up and down the hallways whenever he wanted, jump on the beds AND... THE BEST ONE? They had complained about my plants. When I watered them the run-off would fall down on their things so I put saucers down to catch said water until they started to have those parties... so it would be raining down on them. is it my fault that the ONLY time I could water my plants was during those VERY EARLY parties? When they happened to be sitting right under my balcony?
"bean bag are just boneless sofa's" - I will never get that image out of my head hahaha 12:15
Charlotte, I’m a 61 year old woman and absolutely LOVE your videos! You crack me up, thank you!! (Some old people have a young sense of humor😜)
best comment!
The cheeky emoji just proves that... 😂
When I was 9 or 10, I was at white water (water park) and trying to go across these "Lilly pads". I was a little too short to do it and I was going slow. These two kids behind me were calling me names. Telling me to go. Well I jumped in the water and just swam off. Well later on, in line for a other ride with my friend Katie, the kids see me and start laughing at me for not being able to cross the Lilly pads. Don't know why I said it but I said, I'm sorry I cerebral palsey and it makes it hard for me to move. The two kids parents, who had no issue with them making fun of and laughing at a younger smaller kid, immediately started whiping the shit out of their kids. It was early 90s so hitting your kid in public wasn't looked down on yet. I set there and watched their parents whip their butts for a good 5 minutes, screaming at them. Then I went down the big water slide and enjoyed my day.
Was watching and didn't hear my husband come in. He came in right at the time you were talking about one of the petty married couple stories and he says while laughing, "what, are you taking notes now?!" I just about died of surprise and laughter.
Love the story about the art kit.
I don't know why, but Super White Susan had me rolling! Definitely stealing that.
I'm petty in thoughts, not deeds, so my pettiest act is pretty tame - If any of my animals wake me up when I'm sleeping, I wake them up then next day when they are napping. They don't find it as amusing as I do, lol
I'm ALWAYS ready for Charlotte's ICONIC reactions, beautiful style, and funny vídeos. I'm petty only when i want a new vídeo everyday...😂but fortunately she makes one everyday, thanks Charlotte😂
Am I the only one singing "bootylicious" when she said the title? Lol.
"I don't think youre ready for this PETTY.
I dont think youre ready for this PETTY."
lmao.
" My body's too pettylicious for you, babe"
@@dashernation3343 exxxxxactly!!!!! I was singing the same thing. I was hoping with Charlotte's voice, that she'd end up singing it.
I am now 😂
I’m so pleased that I’m not the only one! 🤣
Charlotte’s energy in her videos, just gives me life. Any time I’m having a 💩 day (which is almost everyday, cause I’m in a toxic environment that I’m financially unable to get out of.) I watch her RUclips videos and it’s like receiving a hug. ☺️ If I had the money I’d totally buy her merch. But I for now it’s the thumbs up and positive comments. Hope that’s okay.
Thanks for your wonderful fun filled channel. Not all heroes wear capes. ❤️
I had to go pull up Fur Elise, and I can exactly see/hear the pettiness of the melody going from easy to turbo revenge mode.
yesterday when my sister was putting groceries away while I was at work she put her fish fillets in our inside freezer that she wasn't planning on making til 2 days later, and my ice cream in the outside freezer cause there wasn't room left in the inside one. when I asked her why tf she did that when the ice cream was gonna get eaten sooner and more frequently she said it'd give me motivation to walk more. So I went to the outside freezer WITH her fish fillets and brought my ice cream inside to occupy the new found space. I hope she enjoys her walk.
Love the petty. Our next door neighbour asked to put their bins on our property for a week or 2 while getting building work done. Neighbour on the other side has now complained that their bins are near their property amd complained they smell... they're still on our property. So we have added our bins to the line and will keep them there once they move theirs.
Get a life.
Yes the Lucky Charms marshmallows! There's people who eat only those. . . Then there is my 4 year old who picked out a whole handful to save for dadda to eat on saint Patrick's day. She didn't touch them and saved them until he got home because, "they are dadda's favorite part and, I love dadda" it seems so small but giving away all your marshmallows is like one of the ultimate expressions of affection from a 4 year old.
No matter how many times I watch this... no matter how long it's been since I've watched this... this will forever be my all-time favourite episode. 😭
My boyfriend was being loud and petty playing music super loud at 3 am to annoy me while I was trying to sleep since we had an argument. To my surprise my phone let me connect to the same Bluetooth speaker and override his so I just played a RUclips video yelling “shut up” over and over. We kept reconnecting it and had a little battle.
I hope was an ex by the next morning.
My wife gives me the silent treatment when she’s mad. Sometimes I piss her off on Friday so I have a quiet weekend 😂.
Brilliant!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Haha. I cannot abide the silent treatment, this is perfect 😂
Sounds like you need a divorce or couples counseling
@@annak804 no this works out for both parties as they get a break from each other when needed.
The pettiest thing I ever done was when Kmart was closing/liquidating and they had an entire shelf of hair dye/color on 85% off and I saw a lady arguing with another lady over on how many each could purchase. The shelf right next to the hair dye had bottles of cologne that I wanted to purchase but the ladies refuse to move. So luckily as I turned the aisle I saw a random box of hair dye someone left behind mixed in with makeup, so I went to the cashier and told them I want to purchase every bottle of hair dye they had on hand.
The on duty supervisor walked over and told the ladies arguing to step aside because the hair dyes were being purchased.
That day I bought 47 boxes of hair dye, that day I also had 2 ladies tailgating and yelling at me for that purchase. That day was also the day I took 46 bottles of hair dye(keeping one for myself) and dumped the rest of them into the Salvation Army donation bin as the two ladies watched me with dirty looks. 😈😈😈👺
The only real petty thing I did was as a kid, when I had a Virtual Pet (it was the 90s) and one of the other kids at the youth center I went to after school stole it from me. I actually stole something from the heads of the center without being seen and i managed to put it into his things, again unseen.
So he got blamed for it, and to this day, 20-odd years later, no one knows it was actually me or suspected me because of my good boy reputation.
I dated someone as petty as I was and it was SUCH A NIGHTMARE. Now I strive to be less petty.
Love the shirt! Petty is just something I’m working against these days
My bf can be very petty when he's pissed, but he's working on it now.
Problem is... I became petty too. So I work on it with him 😂
That’s a great goal! Good luck to you! ^^
Yeah, my ex was incredibly petty, but in a really toxic way. Think covert narcissist. It was that relationship that taught me the best pettiness of all was to give people like that absolutely zero reaction or ammunition, just to behave very calmly and be extremely reasonable and bland (regardless of the fact you might be raging on the inside). It absolutely destroys them, and is so deeply satisfying to watch them implode after you take away all of their power to upset you.
Ita so weird to see Charlotte with diff colored makeup than her usual. I'm living for it!!!
They sell a shaker container of JUST the marshmellos from the lucky charms. They are 1.48 for 3oz jar called "jet puff vanilla rainbow marshmallow bits" throw a few of them in your healthy cereal, a few in your coffee, you know whenever you have a sweet craving nothing more magical than the sweet crunchy rainbow marshmallows! I always keep them in stock at my house!
Petty History: According to Diogenes Laërtius, when Plato gave the tongue-in-cheek definition of man as "featherless bipeds," Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man," and so the Academy added "with broad flat nails" to the definition. My teacher told me this
11 years to punch the others wall, 😂Vintage petty😂😂😂😂😂
My Spanish teacher in high school hated me and wanted me to fail, she thought I was letting my friend copy off my paper so she tore it up dropping me a whole letter grade. She was dead set on getting me to fail. She was pissed when I still passed with an A. And no, I did not let my friend copy my homework.
I had a college prof who hated me. It was the 70s, and I was the blonde hippie chick... which is what her husband ran off with (not me). I met all her requirements on her syllabus for an A. She gave me a B because "I can and there's nothing you can do." Challenge accepted. I went to my Dean... who went to her Dean, and she was forced to change it because I could prove I met and surpassed all her requirements for an A.
Obviously I made sure to never take her for another class.
@@demondogmom7221 something similar happened to my mom with a writing teacher she had. She was going to fail my mom for not using big sophisticated words but my mom wasn't going to write with words she never used when she talked. She went to another writing teacher and asked about he said it was a high B to a low A and that her teacher had no idea what she was doing. She got the better grade at the end
Success is the best form of revenge.
My Spanish teacher hated me in high school too. I was kicked out of her class almost everyday. She was wider than she was tall and kept the window open in the winter because she was hot. She could only walk across the room once, so I’d wait until she went back across the room and close the window. Her tantrums to try to get someone to open the window again were epic. No one ever did because they were all freezing. She didn’t fail me because she didn’t want me to retake Spanish the next year.
The silent auction floored me. BUT....Super White Susan had me cracking up!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 GENIUS!!!
You remind me so much of my daughter. When I look at you, my wife and I can just see what our daughter will be like in about 10-12 years. Thank you!!!!
That little girl who won the art kit... ya I think you just found your true heir to the petty queendom.
I think I just was petty for the first time. My husband behaved like a teenager and wasn't really talking to me for a night and morning so I went out for lunch with a friend and had his favourite food while knowing he would go hungry until he returned from work.
"Charlotte Dobre: canadian goddess" had me going!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I used to hide my grandpa's false teeth when he would make me mad. It was funny in the morning to see him stomp around looking his teeth. 🤣
Oooh, iced-cherries sounds like a great idea! kid is onto something maybe lol. I had a horrible partner in my early/mid 20's, it ended bad - real bad. He had OCD, so when I was leaving...I took parts out of everything that was a set. One sheet, one plate out of a set, pieces out of board games etc. The icing on the cake and I heard this really peeved him off, we had an aquarium with 4 pairs of different fish...yep, took one of each lol. Oh...and the ridiculously horrible painting he bought with 3500k of my money without me knowing....I did my best Picasso imitation over it, with bleach. Smiled, walked out the door and immediately cancelled the hydro, cable, phone and internet. Not sure I should admit this or not...but, I also pee'd in his shampoo bottle. It was a dark time, don't judge me lol
Noooo!!!! Omg i would have never even thought of something like that ahaha tbh that made me laugh
"SUPER WHITE SUSAN" I'm dieing!!! I will be singing that all day! 😂😂😂❤
In silent auctions, the clipboards and papers should have been collected at times end. So on both ends, the officiates of the school failed in making sure that there was no cheating going on. Also, when placing in silent auctions, you have to put the time down alongside your name for validation's sake. So if she finished one second before the kid, the kid wouldn't be able to put her name under. This comes from my own experience while participating at silent auctions.
i lived in this apartment building that was never boring to say the least. our one neighbor was a bit of a freak. we heard her come home, making the typical i homes from the bar noises if you know what i mean, heard her and what we thought was 1 other run up the stairs, the jumping in to the bed and the start and middle of things, and then we heard the moaning, the other noises and then the roll call began, yes roll call, because we assumed she and her friend were drunk that it was the reason for the extra loud running up the stairs sound but what it was in fact was the 3 other people besides her that were going up the stairs. so for the next few hours building got to hear donna doing everyone.
I went nuclear petty on a neighbor I had many years ago. She was a second floor nightmare. This lady tried to get with every guy that was in a relationship. She and the girl (not her daughter but said she was) living with her stomped and jumped on their floor (our ceiling) at 3 in the morning (every night) making everything fall off of our walls. I left her a box of chocolates and card for Valentine's Day. The card told her to find her own man because no one in the neighborhood wanted her. I had a friend write the card and sign it "A Secret Admirer". When that didn't work to settle her down I started tying up Barbie dolls and putting them in the lobby (only our 2 apartments used this lobby). As soon as she went by them I'd take them out so they'd be gone when she went by again. I did this for two weeks and then she moved.
Holy
This level of pettiness comes from a different dimension
There's a single mom's neighbor from hell story about the crazy lady who thought she was lying about her daughter and trying to steal her ugly husband somewhere out there
I adore the demonic "DO IT". I'll never get tired of that.
as someone who works in retail, if there is more than two people waiting at each till, just wait. just wait until they're gone or you'll be joining the rest of the people in the shop who saw "the queue is forming" and join it to make it even longer than it needed to be and half the time it'll make you forget something. just wait and come when there's no one there. trust me, the human urge to join a queue when it's starting to form is strong but you can ignore it and join when there's no one there, i promise.
The "Continue" f*cking KILLED ME!!! 😂😂😂
Charlotte- how you gonna gloss over the “beanbags are just boneless sofas” comment? 🤣🤣🤣
I HAVE to buy a bean bag just to use that line it's so good.
@@dalpz205 Are bean bags the same as sacco bags? I had a sacco bag in the 90's, loved it.
@@DidrickNamtvedt Had to look that up. Yup. Same. Boneless is the way to go in many things I saw..
Always ready for the petty, drama & the tea and you serve it so well.
She’s the queen of petty so she knows how to serve that tea. 😉
7:55 I just feel bad when the queue is longer after I get in line, since it means they have to wait. Then again, I entertain myself really easily, so I don’t mind waiting in line.
That kid with the grapes, though. What a brat! And the mother just enabled them at the end...
I love it when you say, "we've got time for one more!" 🥰
Oh my glob! I did the instrument thing to my sister in law. I gave her 10yo a harmonica and the 1 year old a play drum set, because she keeps trying to convince me to get pregnant. She has 5, and my husband and I plan to foster and adopt kids.
Good for you-how dare she keep saying things like this, esp when you are ADOPTING! My ex-MIL was mad BC his sis couldn't get pregnant and was giving up IVF to adopt so we were her only hope of having "real grandkids"! And as SHE pointed out, due to our coloring (blond/blue) my brother's kids came out "light enough", although his wife is as dark as my then-H! We said IF we were going to have human children, we would adopt and give kids who need it the great life we CH provided. This Nazi (NOT just tossing this horrible name around-would never do that) was awful, and kept hounding us even after she adopted two boys, saying they weren't 'real grandchildren!". His Dad was so beaten down around her he said little. She blamed me for this.
We got into animal rescue and adopting dogs, so I had to decide between baby or law school for Animal Law (I felt I could do so much more with that to save animals, and chose the latter, and my clock ran out. When I got my Juris Doctorate in my mid-40s, I said "Tell her she can call me DOCTOR C&nt now".
You look AMAZING in red. It's super flattering!!!