Saw VI (2009) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +5744

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  • @madmanmarston6353
    @madmanmarston6353 4 года назад +8249

    The fact rodrick from diary wimpy kid movie is in here makes sense after all the stuff he’s done to Greg

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 3 года назад +213

      I’ve always known him as Jasper from The 100, And whilst all of the 100 were criminals, Jasper definitely doesn’t deserve to be here.

    • @piperformerlycassette
      @piperformerlycassette 3 года назад +31

      who does he play?

    • @ryanwolfxx
      @ryanwolfxx 3 года назад +91

      @Gooms did you really just spoil the 100 under a saw video 😭

    • @JonJurgenstein
      @JonJurgenstein 3 года назад +64

      Watch rodrick rules and you will feel sorry for this comment.

    • @catseatmeowmix690
      @catseatmeowmix690 3 года назад +10

      @@ryanwolfxx the what video?

  • @Alex-rr3ku
    @Alex-rr3ku 5 лет назад +4036

    Rodrick: wakes up
    Jigsaw: You constantly give your brother Greg a hard time
    *flashback of jigsaw noticing Rodrick bullying Greg through his window*

    • @indulgxnce
      @indulgxnce 4 года назад +64

      I am LIVING for this comment

    • @swapmarioyt64
      @swapmarioyt64 4 года назад +77

      Greg: finally he's gone

    • @kingjah3629
      @kingjah3629 4 года назад +12

      That's be a dope movie tho

    • @battoes8580
      @battoes8580 4 года назад +22

      lol Rodrick's actor was in this movie

    • @aaroncoatsfam9567
      @aaroncoatsfam9567 4 года назад +5

      @@battoes8580 I didn't realize it till I googled it but yea he plays the main guy being tested

  • @Supperdude9
    @Supperdude9 4 года назад +4505

    Jigsaw: "Never come from vengeance."
    Also Jigsaw: Wipes out the company that denied his healthcare.

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 4 года назад +57

      There were other people dealing with the same thing as him

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 4 года назад +133

      @@crypt5129 So... It's okay to wipe out everyone and have one of the children become a murderer by directly killing off the guy? That's the thing that I never got. Why put blood on that kids hands.
      Jigsaw knew. What he taught was that he could predict how someone could react. He had to have known he'd have that kid kill someone in front of his own mother and the victim's sister. That kid is going to juvie. He had the option to let him live, and the sister witnessed her brother's death. There was NO WAY he was walking away from that. It wasn't a trap where he had to kill him to save himself or his mom. He just straight up murdered him in front of a witness. That kid's life is ruined.

    • @crypt2939
      @crypt2939 4 года назад +5

      @@Supperdude9 I never said it was okay?

    • @melboss2016
      @melboss2016 4 года назад +4

      U gon wake up in his factory

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 4 года назад +20

      John Kramer convinced himself that he wasn't being vengeful and was simply carrying out the will of a higher power.

  • @adrienbrody6778
    @adrienbrody6778 3 года назад +2743

    Tobin bell saying “piranha” is absolutely hysterical for no reason

    • @sportsnerd100
      @sportsnerd100 2 года назад +137

      Might be one of the best no context clips of the franchise.

    • @issyx5913
      @issyx5913 2 года назад +74

      legit i was rewinding it for 5 minutes

    • @makema2613
      @makema2613 2 года назад +14

      LMFAOOO RIGHT

    • @at0micr0b0t
      @at0micr0b0t 2 года назад +48

      9:44

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 Год назад +15

      @@at0micr0b0t Oh ya,good choice John!

  • @anotheranimewatcher2226
    @anotheranimewatcher2226 5 лет назад +10391

    Me: *accidentally bumps my cart into John's at the store*
    Me: *apologizes*
    THE NEXT DAY
    *wakes up in one of his traps*

    • @microwavedsteak
      @microwavedsteak 5 лет назад +784

      Saw 287: I accidentally bumped my shopping cart into john’s cart, Then i knew people need to appreciate life more

    • @paweleee3183
      @paweleee3183 5 лет назад +350

      Saw 109 I came 2nd in fortnite,
      Ungretful must die

    • @Hudz3y
      @Hudz3y 5 лет назад +40

      @@ShiniiXO I need help ASAP 😂😂

    • @imagine6813
      @imagine6813 5 лет назад +11

      Lil

    • @robloxlover8932
      @robloxlover8932 5 лет назад +25

      Bily: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

  • @nicolascanselo5838
    @nicolascanselo5838 5 лет назад +13387

    Saw VI: Rodrick rules.

  • @Ghiaccio.
    @Ghiaccio. 3 года назад +3417

    I feel like William is the protagonist that deserved to have lived the most because he actually learned his lesson and became a better person. But if Rodrick says he has to go, he has to go.

    • @mtb5431
      @mtb5431 3 года назад +335

      William was definitely one of the better protagonists of the series. I’d rather have seen a character like Bobby Dagen get killed off.

    • @Josue-mt8ni
      @Josue-mt8ni 3 года назад +173

      @@mtb5431 And he was fast I prefer be save by him instead of Slow ass MF Jeff ( from Saw 3)

    • @mtb5431
      @mtb5431 3 года назад +39

      @The King! Still take Jeff over Bobby. Bobby the worst protagonist imo lol

    • @Annteater_
      @Annteater_ 3 года назад +7

      stop i can literally see the Debby Ryan smile

    • @cloverpatches0
      @cloverpatches0 3 года назад +1

      im honestly indifferent, but he definitely didn’t deserve the painful death he got tbh

  • @stockdrilla9039
    @stockdrilla9039 3 года назад +6366

    Murderers and rapists: **exist**
    Jigsaw: does nothing
    Random janitor smoking:
    Jigsaw: *so you have chosen...death*

    • @thatskeletordude5271
      @thatskeletordude5271 2 года назад +224

      Except in Saw IV

    • @alessandrajackson3768
      @alessandrajackson3768 2 года назад +226

      He took out Ivan. But I’m pretty sure, it’s just all he could find

    • @distorte8
      @distorte8 2 года назад +60

      @@thatskeletordude5271 And 5 if you consider hoffman as jigsaw

    • @Dynexsil
      @Dynexsil 2 года назад +107

      Under that logic, I'd be in a trap for eating too much chocolate 🤣

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 2 года назад

      He literally has tested both rapists and murderers

  • @DavidGogginsLover94
    @DavidGogginsLover94 3 года назад +3806

    Me: accidentally doesn’t say thank you once.
    John Kramer: “You do not appreciate life therefore you don’t deserve it

    • @robloxinternationalvideos6503
      @robloxinternationalvideos6503 3 года назад +18

      Oof

    • @_junko_5701
      @_junko_5701 3 года назад +83

      Or like this:
      Me:* forgets to walk dog once because of foot pain and my dog does not want to*
      Kramer: you have not walked your dog so if you don't eat your dog your legs will be chopped off
      In 20 seconds

    • @NikaMan756
      @NikaMan756 3 года назад +15

      @@_junko_5701 wouldn't you rather keep your dog alive..... wouldn't you

    • @limbobilbo8743
      @limbobilbo8743 3 года назад +15

      In the words of jigsaw:
      “You Gabba Gool have made it clear through your actions that you truly do not appreciate the actions of others that allow you to have things. You have shown that you do not appreciate life therefore you do not deserve. I want to play a game. Put your true faith and gratitude in others and you will leave this trial alive.”

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 3 года назад +5

      @@NikaMan756 you value a mutt over your own flesh and blood? You don’t deserve it *slash and chop noise*

  • @Rene-ij1ut
    @Rene-ij1ut 6 лет назад +2433

    "She submits her arm for aproval of the Jigsaw society"
    I'm done 😂😂😂

  • @grimsville2501
    @grimsville2501 5 лет назад +2728

    17:06 I can’t take this scene seriously knowing that he played Rodrick in diary of a wimpy kid

    • @CBulles
      @CBulles 4 года назад +78

      Ned Flanders I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT!

    • @grimsville2501
      @grimsville2501 4 года назад +26

      TH Void oh sorry mate

    • @deadaccount38
      @deadaccount38 4 года назад +83

      Imagine If Rodrick Was Replaced By Pelo..."YOU KILLED MY FATHER YOU MOTHER FROSKER!"

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +22

      It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders >:/

    • @firewolf3371
      @firewolf3371 4 года назад +12

      @@theblackbaron4119 r/cursedcomments

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix 2 года назад +840

    So yes, if you're keeping score: one man died cause he couldn't hold his breath as long as a healthier man, another because he enjoys solitude, and 4 people were guaranteed to die on the carousel, based on the split second decisions of someone else.
    But killing is distasteful.

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint Год назад +66

      Gosh I love to hate John Kramer.

    • @resonatingwinds
      @resonatingwinds Год назад +27

      ​@@madam-mintthis trap wasn't John, although he definitely is a hypocrite this isn't an example

    • @liacedeno4382
      @liacedeno4382 Год назад +60

      ​@@resonatingwindsall of the traps in saw 1-7 were originally planned by John at some point in time. That's why Hoffman demanded the envelops from Jill. Cause think about it, Hoffman has no real reason to target these people other than John having planned ahead because hes the one that had the vendetta against the insurance company in this case. So yeah, John did have 6 people die without having a real chance at choosing themselves.

    • @weirdotzero7065
      @weirdotzero7065 Год назад +27

      @@liacedeno4382 After watching Saw X. there's a part of me who theorizes that John would let his emotions get the better than him when it comes to this. I won't spoil it, but there is a scene near the end where Kramer did briefly let his emotions get to him.
      It makes me think the traps(in at least Saw 6) were more murder-y than normal because his own morals went out the window by his anger over the healthcare insurance system. This is completely me reading into my own fan theory retcon, but I feel like it works.
      It also more humanizes the weird serial killer who think putting people in death traps was a good idea of rehabilitation.

    • @angterrastriker
      @angterrastriker 8 месяцев назад

      Of course.

  • @nevelgotcancelled
    @nevelgotcancelled 5 лет назад +3666

    Girl:LOOK AT MA ARM!!!
    Doctor:(looks)I..I don’t see any arm.

    • @cooldolphin3662
      @cooldolphin3662 5 лет назад +20

      This is brilliant

    • @anthonysalazar3823
      @anthonysalazar3823 5 лет назад +23

      OMFG i have no right leg i fill that woman. -_-

    • @pigmafia
      @pigmafia 5 лет назад +14

      @@anthonysalazar3823 did you lose it or did you have to have it removed?

    • @lemmytoad8569
      @lemmytoad8569 5 лет назад +4

      Felicity Dracup 😂

    • @lemmytoad8569
      @lemmytoad8569 5 лет назад +4

      HAHAHA IM DEAD

  • @Mrng_wood
    @Mrng_wood 5 лет назад +2494

    Kid: doesn’t eat his vegetables
    John Kramer: DEATH!

    • @almiraraymundo155
      @almiraraymundo155 5 лет назад +9

      DEATH!!

    • @carlosjavier771
      @carlosjavier771 5 лет назад +28

      so you have chosen...death.

    • @leighk.7835
      @leighk.7835 5 лет назад +4

      Me:forgets my chill face.flamingo:REEE3EEEEEEEE

    • @ThomassHill
      @ThomassHill 5 лет назад

      Mr. Cool dog has the oxygen crusher been in the series yet?

    • @gojoluvr28
      @gojoluvr28 5 лет назад +7

      Kid, Kramer doesn’t kill children

  • @lilybeastgaming7890
    @lilybeastgaming7890 4 года назад +1965

    oh it's just a SAW kill count cool
    Sees Roderick
    This just got 1000% better

  • @babystone42
    @babystone42 3 года назад +909

    I fucking love the audio decryption scene. the tension as Hoffman waits for the tech to get to what he knows is his voice, and watching Perez mimic his movements like she's afraid he's gonna run. so, so good. one of my favorite tension scenes, behind the blood test in the thing.

    • @seth117
      @seth117 3 года назад +30

      i appreciate your comment bc i agree so much

    • @maxhowlett9661
      @maxhowlett9661 Год назад +61

      It's great, especially the fact the line they're decripting is "right now, you're feeling helpless" reflecting exactly how Hoffman is feeling as he tries to piece together a plan.

    • @duppedoore
      @duppedoore Год назад +10

      Propably the most badass scene of the series

    • @clarence2485
      @clarence2485 Год назад +8

      @@maxhowlett9661it’s also really cool to me that everything he does in that scene is part of his escape plan

  • @BloodbathAndBeyond
    @BloodbathAndBeyond 6 лет назад +5677

    "LOOK AT ME! WHEN YOU'RE KILLING ME, LOOK AT ME!" = Not over acting, he's just being real af.

    • @bradenjohnson9150
      @bradenjohnson9150 6 лет назад +70

      Bloodbath and Beyond 1st like boiiiiiii
      Edit:Thanks for highlighting my comment:)

    • @besafe8935
      @besafe8935 6 лет назад +15

      Bloodbath and Beyond stfu

    • @jeffreyeistherson8664
      @jeffreyeistherson8664 6 лет назад +176

      Swift Wave how mature

    • @katzomatzo7448
      @katzomatzo7448 6 лет назад +18

      Rip x

    • @ZzN2CzZ
      @ZzN2CzZ 6 лет назад +55

      I thought this was the Bed Bath and Beyond YT channel XD

  • @asew7438
    @asew7438 4 года назад +2240

    Me: drops a gum
    John: steps on it
    Next morning: *wakes up with a shotgun in my stomach*

    • @daisy123227
      @daisy123227 4 года назад +11

      Asew 😂😂

    • @LtGhost-sj8cu
      @LtGhost-sj8cu 4 года назад +26

      @Kemaurion Walker spelt*

    • @LtGhost-sj8cu
      @LtGhost-sj8cu 4 года назад +2

      @@goodbye9473 lol

    • @Connor-yh5ho
      @Connor-yh5ho 4 года назад +12

      @Kemaurion Walker wrong* learn how to spell please.

    • @VivosaurACE
      @VivosaurACE 4 года назад +20

      @Kemaurion Walkerno they meant to spell gum

  • @BOMBON187
    @BOMBON187 6 лет назад +20924

    So John Kramer couldnt afford his cancer treatment YET he could afford all those houses and traps. Haha movie logic.

    • @data0oo0o25
      @data0oo0o25 6 лет назад +323

      BOMBON187 ikr?

    • @jakesummon8792
      @jakesummon8792 6 лет назад +2089

      BOMBON187 they’re all abondend buildings and the traps are made with things he found

    • @austinwiltse8173
      @austinwiltse8173 6 лет назад +1031

      Kevin Boyle except for the nerve gas house / tunnels, as Hoffman was able to remodel it and keep others from finding the bathroom

    • @BOMBON187
      @BOMBON187 6 лет назад +1855

      @@jakesummon8792 Yea cuz you know we can all find things like thousands of needles, guns, a mini silo, lasers, saws,
      chemical acids, etc... just laying around
      Right......

    • @posterboy0007
      @posterboy0007 6 лет назад +841

      He said that he could pay for the treatment out-of-pocket but he didn't appreciate William denying the claim because of a formula.

  • @noahdaniel5785
    @noahdaniel5785 Год назад +202

    That “experimental cancer treatment” that John gets denied, is now the plot of Saw X.

    • @_scarez_
      @_scarez_ 5 месяцев назад +2

      ikr it's insane

  • @thereligion4169
    @thereligion4169 5 лет назад +2470

    This movie just proves: Rodrick does not rule.

  • @dcap79
    @dcap79 4 года назад +904

    Kid can't solve a Rubik's Cube.
    Jigsaw: "Well, you're obviously tired of living."

  • @skinnygenius8844
    @skinnygenius8844 5 лет назад +2165

    The diary of a wimpy kid is really dark since now that rodrick killed someone

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 3 года назад +906

    Personally, I don’t think Josh’s actor was overacting. I honestly thought that whole sequence was kind of heartbreaking. The fact that he _knows_ that there’s no hope and that he’s definitely going to die. I don’t know, man… maybe it’s just me.

    • @BernStoogin
      @BernStoogin 2 года назад +69

      IMO, although it's effective and one of the better performances in this series, I find it to be overacting because it's too controlled. You HAVE to be able to let go of your ego for a convincing performance and while there was plenty of emotion and control in his voice and demeanor, it just feels like acting. It's tough to explain but it just feels too calculated. Great for a stage performance, but for a film it takes me out of it.

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Год назад +34

      I think it shouldn't have turned into a growl but go higher. Like in desperation and anger.

    • @crimxe
      @crimxe Год назад +66

      I liked it, everyone says it’s too exaggerated but let’s be real: who wouldn’t be screaming and crying

    • @snakesbakecookies
      @snakesbakecookies 11 месяцев назад +26

      naw homie "LOOK AT ME. WHEN YOU'RE KILLING ME, YOU LOOK AT ME" is 100% the best saw quote

    • @Inconstructionmaybe-x5v
      @Inconstructionmaybe-x5v 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@crimxeNah.

  • @anfhe
    @anfhe 4 года назад +802

    This comment is 2 years late, but I just can't resist saying how much I absolutely love Josh's death scene. Every time I watch the part where he goes "Look at me! When you're killing me, look at me.", I have to just stop and appreciate how good the delivery is. The palpable fury in his voice and face, the growly tone it gets near the end. If I could attach gifs/images to comments I would add in the chef's kiss meme or that "when the sun hits that ridge just right" meme right here. It's one of those moments that make me go "man, this guy should have an Oscar just for this one line alone".

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 3 года назад +33

      Really? I honestly thought his delivery was really corny, like he was trying to do Christian Bale's Batman in some sort of faux intimidation thing. It looked like corny overacting.

    • @zy_zir
      @zy_zir 3 года назад +1

      how

    • @DefensorsPacis
      @DefensorsPacis 3 года назад +14

      Yeah, definitely not. The line itself isn't that bad, but the delivery was beyond cringe.
      Also, the dude isn't killing him; Jigsaw is. No one in any of these movies, outside of the perpetrators, are at fault. They didn't kill themselves or "fail to survive," they were murdered by Kramer.
      It's just some solid over acting.

    • @mtb5431
      @mtb5431 3 года назад

      I think William made the best choices he could’ve in the carousel trap. Emily was definitely the right choice and it was really a toss up between Josh and Shelby: They were both pretty shitty 😂

    • @vondervent
      @vondervent 2 года назад +17

      Not to mention how when Josh does look at him he cools down and just gives in to despair with eyes full of fear. Top notch acting right there.

  • @gawd-zila
    @gawd-zila 3 года назад +982

    Me: **kills a bug in my house.**
    24 hours later: **is digging a key out of my flesh**

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 5 лет назад +233

    Imagine that security guard in retirement in the future.
    "Yeah, I was on a shift when my boss shot my arm. Thankfully a dude in a pig mask drugged him. I asked if I was able to live, they were actually really kind and even rang the hospital to save me. Nice guy, no joke. And now here I am, scar in my shoulder and a story to tell."

  • @grey9326
    @grey9326 Год назад +168

    Saw 6 is actually my favorite saw movie. The opening just got me right away and a lot of the traps are gorgeous. And it gives more of a backstory to Kramer more than "i have cancer, lost my child, tried to kill myself, and now those who don't appreciate life need to be reborn." I really like it

    • @danmcadie2515
      @danmcadie2515 Год назад +8

      And Hoffman is bad ass as well

    • @evelynrogel
      @evelynrogel Год назад +10

      It used to be my favorite UNTIL i watched saw 10. Sosososo good

  • @deathvideogame
    @deathvideogame 4 года назад +1792

    The flesh trap is by FAR the worst trap. That was the first time I’ve ever felt sick from anything but a sickness.

    • @josephinehowell5280
      @josephinehowell5280 3 года назад +14

      @@cube5518 I hope you find something less idiotic to do with your time soon.

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 3 года назад +165

      I think the trap that was hardest to watch (for me) was the classroom trap in Saw 3 (where his skin is connected to a bunch of big rings in many places) I think it's the pulling of the skin that freaks me out so much.

    • @RealBusinessClown
      @RealBusinessClown 3 года назад +39

      in opinion, the one where the guy was injected with acid was the worst

    • @jemr3
      @jemr3 3 года назад +72

      Nah, the rack by far. That shit was terrifying, even if he deserved it

    • @RealBusinessClown
      @RealBusinessClown 3 года назад +120

      @@jemr3 NOBODY DESERVES TO BE ON JIGSAW'S VERSION OF THE RACK

  • @cardyn6078
    @cardyn6078 5 лет назад +459

    Me: *bumps into John at the movies and spills his popcorn by accident*
    Me: "I'm really sorry. "
    NEXT DAY
    Me: *ends up having to break both arms*

    • @tammyspriggle6214
      @tammyspriggle6214 4 года назад +2

      Ironically true

    • @tuisszx4690
      @tuisszx4690 4 года назад +2

      Maybe if you bought him the popcorn again he wouldve let you go

  • @Ryan-vi5mz
    @Ryan-vi5mz 4 года назад +2176

    Wait, I’m confused. If Jigsaw is all about giving people the ability to live, how is the Shotgun Carousel fair if 4 people HAVE to die.

    • @Kad3rrr
      @Kad3rrr 4 года назад +314

      Maybe because he's salty that he couldn't use his Healthcare money as he wants idk 😂

    • @daniellegearhart147
      @daniellegearhart147 4 года назад +41

      There kinda is a chance cuz it's about luck and you can maybe just maybe live.

    • @nathanscott5774
      @nathanscott5774 4 года назад +119

      Ryan d’Costa a little late, but the way I see it is that the shark people, the ones in the carousel, killed so many people with their loopholes that he thought it was fit that more people die? Idk still kinda weird that he would do that but ya know 🧩.James also mentions how they only let 1/3rd of their applications get the healthcare. So only 1/3rd of them survive if that helps.

    • @aeonamadi
      @aeonamadi 4 года назад +97

      Wasn't his game.
      Think about if he had died at any point during the course of the movie prior to the acid trap. There wouldn't have ever been a series of people dying (except, well, maybe the smoker) on account of him never having entered the room(s) to begin the game(s). We never see/saw the explosive cuffs go off so he was driven by instinct to see his family (see: sister) which in turn caused a LOT of people to die. Which was ultimately the point of "his" game. By deciding who lives/dies as an insurance adjuster, he had to decide who lived and died in the respective games when it was entirely possible that if he just sat the fuck still and didn't involve himself... None of them would have died. Including him.
      We'll never know for a fact, but I think this movie was more akin to Saw IV in that if he just let go and did nothing a lot of pain and suffering could have been avoided.

    • @Ryan-vi5mz
      @Ryan-vi5mz 4 года назад +5

      Nathan Scott yeah, it just seems like it goes against what he believes. But hey, it’s one of the cooler traps, so I’m fine with it

  • @connorinuzuka8319
    @connorinuzuka8319 Год назад +57

    Hoffman trying to act like he's not the "new Jigsaw" while being a cop is like a redone version of Light being on the Kira Task Force while being Kira and acting like he's not

  • @philineeee
    @philineeee 5 лет назад +929

    SAW 5000
    “One day I was playing Candy Crush and ran out of lives before I was able to finish my level. I had to wait for 3 hours until I could play again. This day I learned, how valuable life is and that some people don’t deserve it”

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 6 лет назад +482

    Saw 3 the medical procedural, Saw 6 the healthcare procedural, James is 100% right, Saw is a soap opera

    • @stalker747alf7
      @stalker747alf7 6 лет назад +11

      don't you mean a SAW opera ?....... I know where the door is.

  • @flakeshd5238
    @flakeshd5238 5 лет назад +998

    damn rodrick you shouldn’t have bullied greg or you wouldn’t have been in this situation

  • @MilkyWayGrump
    @MilkyWayGrump Год назад +183

    9:30 Holy shit, Saw X is literally about the people who administered that "experimental treatment". I'm sure the people who made Saw 6 didn't even know they were setting up that payoff at the time.

    • @minimoltieposmt215
      @minimoltieposmt215 Год назад +8

      I thought the same, until soon after (not shown in the video), where they say it's from New Zealand, whereas Saw X takes place in Mexico. Can't deny the excitement I felt when I heard it at first, upon watching this movie after Saw X's trailer.

    • @ianlee6339
      @ianlee6339 10 месяцев назад

      YES I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

  • @manthematter9676
    @manthematter9676 5 лет назад +1213

    Saw 1873
    Jigsaw puts a man in a Reverse Bear Trap because he drank 2 Red Bulls in one day.

    • @zeroln7143
      @zeroln7143 5 лет назад +29

      Geezus he was going to die anyway lol

    • @Ali_Rizvi25
      @Ali_Rizvi25 5 лет назад +4

      I like Red Bull am I right

    • @tobe_wan_kenobe944
      @tobe_wan_kenobe944 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t get it

    • @undertaleplayer3317
      @undertaleplayer3317 5 лет назад +11

      He just flys away with his wiiiiiiings

    • @theweirdo1250
      @theweirdo1250 5 лет назад +15

      MantheMatter *puts man in “twisty trap” (one who twists limbs around) because he drank “5” 5-hour energy drinks in one day*

  • @hm-kt7ur
    @hm-kt7ur 5 лет назад +1707

    Primary school teachers : just put an icepack on it .

    • @lorienreich4843
      @lorienreich4843 5 лет назад +20

      True buut........also primary schools ...."oh sorry...we dont have ice packs...or Tylenol. ...or bandaids.......ko u cand call ur mom😈"

    • @noaheilish2427
      @noaheilish2427 5 лет назад +8

      ikr

    • @leah-bl9tp
      @leah-bl9tp 5 лет назад +3

      Lady Feline sksksk

    • @Synaptic_Flash
      @Synaptic_Flash 5 лет назад +4

      Ya so true

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 5 лет назад +9

      Teacher: what is that on you're head?
      Student : saw trap
      Teacher: ....

  • @swapmarioyt64
    @swapmarioyt64 4 года назад +650

    Kids: * don't go to school *
    John Kramer: *So you have chosen death...*

    • @brokenchalk1607
      @brokenchalk1607 4 года назад +23

      Kids: * take more than 1 candy from a Halloween bowl *
      John Kramer: *Game over*

    • @rabbitgutz6556
      @rabbitgutz6556 4 года назад

      @@brokenchalk1607 lol

    • @xxnataliexx2640
      @xxnataliexx2640 4 года назад +6

      Swap! MarioYT
      It kind of does.
      Don’t go to school?
      Don’t go to a right college.
      Don’t go to a right collage?
      Don’t get a good job.
      Don’t get a good job?
      Don’t get much money.
      Don’t get much money?
      Don’t get food or a house.
      Don’t get food or a house?
      Starve.
      Starve?
      *Die*

    • @leonardopolti05
      @leonardopolti05 4 года назад +3

      Well, John would probably give him the possibility to save hisself. Amanda wouldn't. She's so badass that gives people hope to escape but kills them anyway.
      And this is against the story wich all of the game points on: torture people to make them understand that life is sacred and is a nice thing to have.

    • @swapmarioyt64
      @swapmarioyt64 4 года назад +2

      @@xxnataliexx2640
      *you aren't wrong*

  • @justinbess8832
    @justinbess8832 5 лет назад +245

    James: "I know you guys like big kill counts so I'll add him"
    Also James: "I'm gonna be optimistic and not add the security guard"

    • @NameName-pr3xe
      @NameName-pr3xe 5 лет назад +1

      OMG I was looking for my old comment that said the same thing

    • @Alphax36
      @Alphax36 5 лет назад +4

      well, the first case was a "confirmed" death, no denying it. It was just, whether to add to the list or don't.
      Security guard's case, he wasn't confirmed dead, so he said he won't count that since there was still a chance or survival. Both don't contradict each other at all.

  • @brunoceros
    @brunoceros 4 года назад +365

    John Kramer : *Wanna play a game ?*
    Me : yes let's play uno
    Me again : *+12*
    *waking up in a dark room struggling into chains*

    • @tammyspriggle6214
      @tammyspriggle6214 4 года назад +3

      Oof

    • @ashadowperson9905
      @ashadowperson9905 4 года назад +2

      *@ELYAR*
      Me: *Laying beside you almost dead because of poison* *cough* You're f*cked... *dies*

    • @matt6045
      @matt6045 4 года назад

      ELYAR uno reverse

  • @MsKelly-os4kt
    @MsKelly-os4kt 6 лет назад +281

    I'm a 40 year old mom of 2 and I just got "caught" hiding out in the bathroom watching this by my husband. He just shook his head and walked out. Thank you James for a 20 min break from the madness that is my house on a Saturday morning. 😁

    • @chaseswift6302
      @chaseswift6302 6 лет назад +10

      Kelly Fannin hahahah nice

    • @thecrazyotaku1013
      @thecrazyotaku1013 6 лет назад

      Why did you hide though...

    • @MassiveBridge52
      @MassiveBridge52 6 лет назад +9

      When you're a mom, you never can catch a break, it's always a hefty amount of madness with all of the screaming and stuff

    • @MsKelly-os4kt
      @MsKelly-os4kt 6 лет назад +1

      The Crazy Otaku101 I couldn't hear over the all the rowdiness. 2 boys + barking St. Bernard

    • @MsKelly-os4kt
      @MsKelly-os4kt 6 лет назад

      Logical Strategy nun-uh you're the liar 😛

  • @jozzierodriguez9844
    @jozzierodriguez9844 3 года назад +94

    Me: *eats dry ramen*
    John Kramer: we don’t do that here

  • @Hugecorndog
    @Hugecorndog 5 лет назад +723

    John: ( sneezes)
    Me: (says nothing)
    NEXT DAY
    Me: juggles chainsaws

    • @piercepattman2042
      @piercepattman2042 5 лет назад +44

      Me: *glances at john*
      NEXT DAY
      Me: *wakes up in a lion den*

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 5 лет назад +4

      Lol😆😆😆😆

    • @NannyPrada
      @NannyPrada 5 лет назад +8

      Me: breathes in the presence of mr.kramer
      THE NEXT DAY
      Me: i cant
      John: DO IT OR DEATH
      Me: Who's joe

    • @stickytoes9028
      @stickytoes9028 5 лет назад

      lmao

    • @Avghistorian77
      @Avghistorian77 4 года назад

      Jigsaw: You simply stood there, watch me just sneeze, not even offering me a tissue, or saying bless you, now it’s time to see if you are truly blessed by god, and won’t be sent to the afterlife early.

  • @Doughnutmansvideos
    @Doughnutmansvideos 5 лет назад +616

    Ik its a movie and all but you gotta feel bad for the guy who died because he didn’t get healthcare

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 5 лет назад +17

      You know, you are supposed to buy health insurence in cae of being ill not when you are ill. If you didn't just buy meds for all money you've saved by being so smart earlier. Or start Kickstarter. people casually participate in fundrising stuff if they are about stuff not covered by health insurence.

    • @ladylynus
      @ladylynus 5 лет назад +1

      :/ ummmm

    • @epsilon5733
      @epsilon5733 5 лет назад +12

      Nemo TheEight Yeah I didn’t understand that. They denied a guy and he died a couple days later? That’s the definition of preexisting condition. You’re asking them to pay for tons of medical treatment immediately and for the cost of one payment essentially.

    • @rwsd343
      @rwsd343 5 лет назад

      It's not cool that people would do that.

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 4 года назад +2

      @@epsilon5733 That is really stupid. If it's against the rules your gonna lose your job. How does that fit into the will to live mentality? I mean sometimes he takes people who are breaking rules wtf.

  • @mehgreyson
    @mehgreyson 5 лет назад +468

    John: So you choose who lives, who dies
    James: *Who tells their story*
    Me: “cries in French*

  • @Kenan_soffera
    @Kenan_soffera 2 года назад +61

    Mad respect to Hoffman for the quickest thinking yet I think.

  • @keatonfuller7287
    @keatonfuller7287 5 лет назад +3232

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick's Cruel

  • @chickenpower5732
    @chickenpower5732 6 лет назад +363

    Saw (No subtitle needed)
    Saw II Nerve Gas House Party
    Saw III How Slow Can You Go?
    Saw IV Race to Inaction
    Saw V The Hoff Man Comfth
    Saw VI The Healthcare One

  • @angrycinnabon5164
    @angrycinnabon5164 4 года назад +270

    8:10
    "So in a sense. . .you choose who live or dies. . ."
    *"WHO TELLS THEIR S T O R Y . . ."*
    We must appreciate James' musical references. . .he's godly-

    • @alyssaide6426
      @alyssaide6426 4 года назад +1

      A referance to Hamilton.

    • @saintedcat3140
      @saintedcat3140 4 года назад

      Alyssa Ide I love it on a spiritual level

    • @noneofjobussines
      @noneofjobussines 4 года назад

      Ah yes

    • @itisme4048
      @itisme4048 4 года назад +1

      He did it one purge anarchy too where he said anarchy anarchy, oooh anarchy

  • @PsychoMaika
    @PsychoMaika 2 года назад +25

    John saying "Pirhanha" was the best part of this movie and I love the joke James through in. ( 9:42 )

  • @cloudy7265
    @cloudy7265 5 лет назад +2007

    Me: Too scared to watch horror movies
    Another Me: Watches kill count

    • @olliart1368
      @olliart1368 5 лет назад +12

      Super Bro yep I do this to 😂😂

    • @cadencaballero7471
      @cadencaballero7471 5 лет назад +12

      Same lol

    • @bell16
      @bell16 5 лет назад +1

      Same lmao

    • @Deadchannel547
      @Deadchannel547 5 лет назад +7

      Me: Not afraid of any killer execpt bloody mary which (propaply) ain't in any movie.
      Also me: Doesn't watch horror movies cause of to much gore.

    • @banj4356
      @banj4356 5 лет назад +1

      That’s me all the way

  • @kittykatclaws1237
    @kittykatclaws1237 4 года назад +427

    I see nobody appreciating “Debbie becomes Deaddie”

  • @waluigicultmember2539
    @waluigicultmember2539 5 лет назад +572

    When you accidentally have a conversation with John Kramer
    *My time has come*

  • @hopper8514
    @hopper8514 2 года назад +42

    I love that “right now, you’re feeling helpless…” line being used when jigsaw’s voice is revealed to be hoffman’s while he’s undercover in a room full of cops.
    14:16

  • @ronanhiggz9364
    @ronanhiggz9364 6 лет назад +68

    We all talk about the movies but can we appreciate how much work James does to maintain that hair cut!

  • @xxtiger_lunaxx3135
    @xxtiger_lunaxx3135 4 года назад +281

    Rodrick: *wakes up*
    jigsaw: you bullied your brother for years Greg for years and now it's your time to pay.
    *Jigsaw going on a walk and seeing Greg call rodrick a jerk and rodrick pushing him*

    • @Slow75
      @Slow75 Год назад +6

      If anything, Greg should be in a trap.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1463

    "I could make a smoking kills joke here, but I feel like it'd be too easy"
    Yeah, easier than quitting smoking

    • @SawyerAnderson104
      @SawyerAnderson104 4 года назад +20

      You again....

    • @must9691
      @must9691 4 года назад +19

      @@SawyerAnderson104 him again..

    • @bitty5475
      @bitty5475 4 года назад +2

      I guess you never smoked and just think it’s easy to quite in anything.

    • @rich.wishes
      @rich.wishes 4 года назад +7

      Tempest to be fair, quitting smoking can be easy for some. It was nothing for me, but I know people who go too far and really need help

    • @na.tashaespaillat6708
      @na.tashaespaillat6708 4 года назад +2

      Yeah quitting smoking is are as flip

  • @xavierwashington5408
    @xavierwashington5408 Год назад +30

    That’s crazy 14 years later, we’re finally gonna see that experimental trip he took to Mexico

  • @theleaf4
    @theleaf4 6 лет назад +140

    That has to be my favourite John Kramer impression done by James
    (edit):Thanks for the likes :)

  • @dcap79
    @dcap79 4 года назад +201

    John Kramer: "People just don't have the will to live."
    Jason Voorhees: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @the_real_skateboard
      @the_real_skateboard 4 года назад +3

      jAcK lUfFyS gAy ClOnE so he is yesn’t
      he is alive but dead atst

    • @origamifan5515
      @origamifan5515 4 года назад +4

      Or in the star wars universe, Darth Sion. The dude's whole body is clinically (and very visibly) dead, but his sheer willpower and hatred (and the force, of course) keeps him alive so you can't kill him until he decide he had enough.

  • @Some-ux6ig
    @Some-ux6ig 4 года назад +363

    **rodrick and susan are in the movie**
    Well, at first you had my curiosity, now you have my attention

    • @HeyItSam
      @HeyItSam 3 года назад +4

      wait where is susan?

    • @stephano1019
      @stephano1019 3 года назад +3

      Nah that is not Susan.

    • @Kiera_Spooky
      @Kiera_Spooky 2 года назад +1

      WHAT IS A RODRICK? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

    • @First-to-last
      @First-to-last 2 года назад

      @@Kiera_Spooky from the the wimpy kid franchise. Also hi firstname lastname, I'm first last.

    • @Kiera_Spooky
      @Kiera_Spooky 2 года назад +1

      @@First-to-last Oh it's ok I figured it out LOL also very funny First Last

  • @BrunerMJ
    @BrunerMJ Год назад +88

    *10:40*
    Kramer: "That's a human being."
    James: *"You* *know,* *that* *I'm* *shortly* *about* *to* *put* *in* *my* *favorite* *torture* *device.* *The* *one* *that* *twists* *his* *head* *around."*
    That is literally my all-time favorite logic failure that James has ever pointed out in any Kill Count episode! 😂

  • @halliebear5194
    @halliebear5194 5 лет назад +453

    "Get Oinked!" legit the best line I've heard on your channel (Competing with some good ones tho lmao)

    • @ranmaru_tries
      @ranmaru_tries 5 лет назад +2

      Are you sure it’s not slowassmudafukin jeff?

  • @fraud_6068
    @fraud_6068 4 года назад +840

    Simone: *”look at my god damn arm!”*
    Me: “what arm? 👁👄👁”

    • @no_w8y193
      @no_w8y193 3 года назад +29

      “ My UpPeR aRm “

    • @chronicjointpain810
      @chronicjointpain810 3 года назад +27

      My nub ✋😩

    • @KingdomHeart556
      @KingdomHeart556 3 года назад +24

      I wish Hoffman would have said that dude

    • @Mightymite1
      @Mightymite1 3 года назад +4

      Congrats, you found the point

    • @FOHaab
      @FOHaab 3 года назад +7

      @@Mightymite1 Congrats, you failed to identify a joke

  • @fairiminz
    @fairiminz 5 лет назад +263

    Me: *Accidently steps on the back of John cramer’s shoe and apologizes profusely*
    Also me: *wakes up in a trap the next morning*

    • @ayomb
      @ayomb 4 года назад +4

      @Speckled Legs THIS IS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD

    • @CrypticChance
      @CrypticChance 4 года назад +2

      Your gonna have to cut you feet off

    • @danielboy8423
      @danielboy8423 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 4 года назад +3

      More like, your comment is so unoriginal, even in this comment section alone, so you wake up the next morning in a bear trap and you have to come up with a creative way to free yourself from it

    • @fairiminz
      @fairiminz 4 года назад

      Bernard Soul go tell that to the 60+ other similar comments to mine lmao was that supposed to make me feel bad haha

  • @Robbity
    @Robbity 3 года назад +92

    I love that there is no music at the beginning of the smoking trap, but as the Janitor starts taking more breaths, the music slowly gets more intense.

  • @frfearfulferret
    @frfearfulferret 4 года назад +246

    Me buying gummy cigarettes at the store:
    John Kramer: SMOKING KILLS AND SO DO I

    • @aaroncoatsfam9567
      @aaroncoatsfam9567 4 года назад +8

      But he says he despises murderers while he puts the bear trap on ur head

    • @Middart
      @Middart 4 года назад

      Good line!

    • @qh8079
      @qh8079 4 года назад

      Aaron Coats fam it wasn’t a bear trap it was a reverse bear trap

    • @busterflyy6598
      @busterflyy6598 4 года назад

      No he does not kill remember

    • @psionics321
      @psionics321 4 года назад

      @@qh8079 that's a given already

  • @mehgreyson
    @mehgreyson 4 года назад +102

    This whole movie: health care insurance? *D E A T H* _Rodrick Heffley_ *_JOHN HAS CANCER_*
    John in one scene: *_P i. R a n A_*

  • @dancerforever3939
    @dancerforever3939 5 лет назад +1370

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Jigsaw: tHe WIlL tO LivE

    • @djfromapple4626
      @djfromapple4626 5 лет назад +22

      dead meme

    • @livinginred4607
      @livinginred4607 5 лет назад +5

      And you have the worst riverdale character as ur profile pic

    • @fred-ev7zd
      @fred-ev7zd 5 лет назад +2

      dancer forever dedddd

    • @HandsOfTheFather
      @HandsOfTheFather 5 лет назад +3

      【dj from apple】 says the person with the spider man pfp aren’t spiderman memes dead

    • @livinginred4607
      @livinginred4607 5 лет назад +4

      Legion and it's the worst spiderman incarnation aswell

  • @electricdanish912
    @electricdanish912 Год назад +9

    Honestly, that "Look at me!! When you're killing me, you look at me!" is both my favorite line and my favorite line delivery in the series. It's so full of that "I know I'm about to die" vindictive spirit and, at least for me, both believable and compelling. It's the sort of thing I'd like to believe I'd have the guts and eloquence to say in similar circumstances.

  • @hansvongruber3214
    @hansvongruber3214 6 лет назад +281

    I like James work ethic because he works very hard on the Saw videos and puts a lot of effort in his videos

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 4 года назад +163

    Me: **unknowingly steps on an ant**
    The next morning:
    **wakes up in radioactive chains, the key is on the opposite side of a lego pit, and I have been robbed of my murderous shoes**

    • @pkphantom
      @pkphantom 3 года назад

      You forgot the creepy doll asking to play a game with you

  • @delilahrodriguez2073
    @delilahrodriguez2073 6 лет назад +827

    Jigsaw: "So in a sense, you get to choose who lives, who dies.."
    Dead Meat:"Who tells their story.."
    Love this Hamilton reference

    • @krtex56
      @krtex56 6 лет назад +4

      Ikr

    • @fdstevo05
      @fdstevo05 6 лет назад +3

      OMG I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT 😂

    • @salamander1317
      @salamander1317 6 лет назад +8

      The refference caught me off guard and I almost choked

    • @laylajw5296
      @laylajw5296 6 лет назад

      Yesss😂😂

    • @ralphdaher279
      @ralphdaher279 6 лет назад

      Master Tiger wait you got the profile pic from an r6 comunity on fb?

  • @marymartin2154
    @marymartin2154 Год назад +8

    "Billy ascends like a heavenly puppet angel" for some reason, I really loved this line. Well done as always, James!

  • @deacons.3428
    @deacons.3428 4 года назад +390

    I guess you could say William’s son’s diaper is loaded from that experience

  • @Hecklar
    @Hecklar 5 лет назад +207

    Everytime James does an impression of John Kramer, I laugh so hard

  • @weebwhacker6217
    @weebwhacker6217 4 года назад +616

    I wanna see a jigsaw trap that has two people in a room,separated by a fence. They each have to take increasing amounts of cocaine until one dies.

    • @leonardopolti05
      @leonardopolti05 4 года назад +40

      This goes all against the point of the game: life is sacred, and drug yourself is one of the points why Amanda got in the game, no?
      So, I don't think that is how John works.
      Also, Saw's message is right and nice, but the way he teaches it to people is a little bit to much.

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites 4 года назад +43

      This is a normal weekend

    • @primiszombies9887
      @primiszombies9887 4 года назад +8

      “Aye man I saw that shit you ain’t do any right there”

    • @kyodaiiii
      @kyodaiiii 4 года назад +4

      y do you whack weebs :(

    • @GIANT406
      @GIANT406 4 года назад +4

      John Belusi: Finally. A trap worthy of my talents.

  • @michaeljcdo335
    @michaeljcdo335 3 года назад +56

    Now that I’m rewatching the saw kill counts, James’ impression of John Kramer is probably one of the best

  • @ghostlynatsu3660
    @ghostlynatsu3660 6 лет назад +53

    "Get Oinked" is possibly the greatest thing I have ever heard

  • @a.espino8004
    @a.espino8004 6 лет назад +51

    Dead Meat, I just wanted to say I stumbled upon your channel two days ago and am already hooked. The way you narrate the story's plot and the deaths and characters just summed up in 20mins or less is just so good. Just wanted to say I appreciate all the hard work you do and the humor you put in all your vids and you earned my subscription. Thank you for quality entertainment. :)

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +3

      Thanks and welcome to the channel!

    • @doomcooky
      @doomcooky 6 лет назад

      Hi

  • @jinxx44
    @jinxx44 5 лет назад +1002

    “Get Oinked”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @skiishack
      @skiishack 5 лет назад +4

      ChillaystiKz omfg lol

    • @lucassylvester7433
      @lucassylvester7433 5 лет назад +5

      Good one
      That’s funny

    • @aydengaines3924
      @aydengaines3924 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂funny

    • @jacquelinewarr8889
      @jacquelinewarr8889 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @johndavis8498
      @johndavis8498 5 лет назад +6

      🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐷🐷🐖🐖🐷🐖🐖🐷🐖🐖🐷🐖🐖🐷🐖🐖🐷🐷🐖🐽🐽🐽🐽🐗🐽🐽🐽🐗🐽🐽🐗🐽🐽🐗🐗🐽🐽

  • @amandaa898
    @amandaa898 3 года назад +53

    I love how lighthearted this is despite the gore and violence. I was laughing all the way through

    • @celestialknight2339
      @celestialknight2339 11 месяцев назад

      Lol isn’t he great

    • @Inconstructionmaybe-x5v
      @Inconstructionmaybe-x5v 7 месяцев назад

      ​@celestialknight2339 Yes, he is so shut up.

    • @Inconstructionmaybe-x5v
      @Inconstructionmaybe-x5v 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@celestialknight2339😑

    • @celestialknight2339
      @celestialknight2339 7 месяцев назад

      @@Inconstructionmaybe-x5v Wow, your parents must’ve raised you well.

    • @celestialknight2339
      @celestialknight2339 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Inconstructionmaybe-x5v Also I think you misunderstood me-I said “Isn’t he great” (meaning “Yes he is! I know right?”) not “He is not great”. So you misunderstood and switched my words, I think :)

  • @_cattt_
    @_cattt_ 6 лет назад +358

    Isnt the dude Who said "YOU KILLED MY FATHER MF!" Rodrick from The diary of a Wimpy Kid? Anyone?

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 6 лет назад +6

      Rodrick the Predator? Nah,that's from diary of a Wimpy Alien

    • @dylnlol
      @dylnlol 5 лет назад +15

      ITS LODED DIAPER

    • @nova7931
      @nova7931 5 лет назад +11

      Ya I will never look at the movies again in the same way

    • @ZSGamez23
      @ZSGamez23 5 лет назад +4

      @TrashSweaty löded Diaper

    • @j_heist7549
      @j_heist7549 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah pretty sure

  • @_melodiq_
    @_melodiq_ 6 лет назад +80

    I’m glad this is out!!! Your editing is great and your voice is beautiful XD

  • @Shawno625
    @Shawno625 4 года назад +1432

    Me:does a fortnite dance in public
    "Ends up in a trap the next day"
    Me:I deserve this

  • @brookez3116
    @brookez3116 2 года назад +20

    This was actually my favorite twist of the saw movies. The way we want him to save his son and wife only to find out the reporter was actually his family and they were the family of one of the people he denied health care to was just such a shocker

  • @ryantaber7621
    @ryantaber7621 3 года назад +521

    “No, she just needs a healthy dose of bear trap on her head” - I’m dying haha

  • @KenyaNellis
    @KenyaNellis 5 лет назад +896

    Diary of a wimpy kid: SAW EDITION "enough is enough"

    • @thechaoticdollhouse
      @thechaoticdollhouse 5 лет назад +21

      Oooooooooooh... is that supposed to be when Greg goes crazy and kills everyone? I LOVE IT.... ❤❤❤❤😆😆

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 года назад +29

      An alternate ending to Rodrick Rules

    • @SapLeaf471
      @SapLeaf471 4 года назад +15

      the last straw

    • @jimmygraciano5522
      @jimmygraciano5522 4 года назад +6

      Yesss rodrick is god

    • @amerpallyy5186
      @amerpallyy5186 4 года назад +3

      Just about to say that

  • @spookybugz2113
    @spookybugz2113 4 года назад +340

    "Who lives who dies who tells your story" *cries in eliza*

    • @speedypainter52
      @speedypainter52 4 года назад +7

      HAMILTON

    • @qh8079
      @qh8079 4 года назад +4

      *sees Alexander walks to the front of the stage then gasps

    • @angieheartzx
      @angieheartzx 4 года назад +9

      I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD.

    • @tellomon
      @tellomon 4 года назад +4

      @@angieheartzx *WHAAAAAAT*

    • @nickgriffin7710
      @nickgriffin7710 4 года назад +2

      Thank you I was looking for someone who also got that reference

  • @LiveFreeOrTwiHard202
    @LiveFreeOrTwiHard202 2 года назад +34

    “Saw VI : The Healthcare One” is the funniest personalized subtitle when the rest are so pun heavy. Your comedy never ceases to kill, James.

  • @colinbrown9871
    @colinbrown9871 6 лет назад +111

    Dude this channel is so damn good

  • @yoink1
    @yoink1 4 года назад +254

    Me: accidently steps on Johns shoe
    John: time to die

    • @adhirg
      @adhirg 4 года назад +11

      especially if they were those new Jordans that just dropped!

  • @liquidjackson7172
    @liquidjackson7172 6 лет назад +222

    James, I have to say bro, your comedy is underrated and a gem man. Lol keep it up bro. Positivity. 👍

  • @MADMAN_2415
    @MADMAN_2415 Год назад +5

    Tenedra absolutely killed it in this role! She earned it on scream queens!

  • @vix2353
    @vix2353 4 года назад +427

    Me: *doesn’t do dishes*
    John: *sees it*
    *Wakes up the next day with a chainsaw on my neck*

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 4 года назад +6

      Ugh, couldn't you at least make it fit the crime? Like, I don't know, wash enough dirty dishes to fill a garbage disposal so the weight frees you from said chainsaw? And you learn not to be lazy?
      Or like, take the time to write a creative comment on youtube so your screen doesn't explode in your face? And you learn not to be lazy?

    • @imreddo0
      @imreddo0 4 года назад +9

      Bernard Soul it’s called a joke mate, calm yourself down.

    • @jayzeie3130
      @jayzeie3130 4 года назад +2

      It should've been where dirty plates would keep hitting your face till you clean them shiny 🤣

    • @DanielRobinson2739
      @DanielRobinson2739 4 года назад +1

      R u in texas chainsaw massacre or saw?

    • @lindarodriguez7714
      @lindarodriguez7714 4 года назад

      @@DanielRobinson2739 I live in texas and I confirm the texas chainsaw massacre was real and based off a true story in case you didn't know or wanted to know

  • @emimono1942
    @emimono1942 4 года назад +173

    I mean- technically they are instantly rehabilitated if they die in the traps, can't think of your problems if you don't have the conscious the think!

  • @catherinerey789
    @catherinerey789 5 лет назад +259

    Saw V : **everyone trying to escape death**
    **sees bird**
    **bEcOmEs NeXt MaIn ChArAcTeR**

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 4 года назад +4

      Saw 17: Worm is seen crawling up a wall
      *Turns out this worm is Jigsaws 7th accomplices sisters brother who became part of the Jigsaw business after someone destroyed his colony and months before he died, Jigsaw spoke to him and talked some philosophical murder motivation into him to continue his work via worm colony murders.*

  • @marcuskeen729
    @marcuskeen729 6 месяцев назад +1

    I really love the scene where Hoffman gets revealed to be working with jigsaw. You can really feel the tension in the scene so well when the recording is getting played over and over again, and then when you hear his voice clearly for a second before he just goes beserk and kills everyone is so awesome. I also think that the way he tries to clean it up afterwards is so funny. Like yeah, I'll just use the same method that didn't work beforehand in concealing my identity that will now completely connect me to these murders. And then he just lights it all on fire anyways lol.