There's something poetic almost about the Romans dying to the Gauls. A small village at the edge of the continent said "Fuck it", drank their potion and went ham.
@@autumntaylor2533 dark forest hypothesis says that there is alien civ... but they are all quiet and hiding from a "big dave" in space that would destroy them if it ever found them, a super empire or "thing" that makes everyone else quiet
Fun fact, Sparta did in fact not have walls for a very long time. They saw their hoplites as their wall and often found building a wall and hiding behind it cowardly.
I remember the joke about that actually. Spartans: don't build walls because everyone would be too afraid to attack Sparta Persians: don't attack Sparta because "that village without walls cannot be Sparta"
@@LOL-zu1zr I think he meant they never reached Sparta in the Greek-Persian wars. They did indeed support both Sparta and Athens in the peloponnesian war.
El Cid was huge if you spoke Spanish or Arabic. Basically he was a conqueror from the west that was so beloved a ruler that he was treated as an honorary Arabian Lord, in fact the name El Cid come from as-sayyid which literally translates to the Lord/Master. He also has some plays and best selling novels from that century.
While everyone ranks the gaul as a low tier civilisation...I stand by them with religious zeal. I promise it has NOTHING to do with the fact I loved the Asterix&Ambiorix comic books I swear.
Gaul are actually extremely strong, their unique industrial zone + Expanding borders on hills make them snowball really quickly. Besides, man at arms rush. No one does it like the gaul
Dude. This is awesome. Your naked warriors are more like masses of unbridled, unwashed zealots, while your more elite knights and priest lords just sat back and watch the carnage unfold. Very cool gameplay, and bloody efficient too. That's one way to make use of the lower class. Gonna have to try some variation of this playstyle.
That's Emperor Trajan. Caesar is his title. Julius Caesar (the original) is in the game, but he's a little more... gold, than Trajan. It's actually kinda funny, considering IIRC Trajan's major claim to fame was a big wall in the British Isles to keep the Celts stuck up north.
You're thinking of Hadrian - Trajan was the last great Roman conqueror-emperor who expanded Rome to its territorial height by defeating the Persians and the Dacians. Hadrian was his successor.
Something that may improve the civ 6 experience is turning on show yields and his icons so you can see what tiles are worth what and also see how far ahead the ai are
He makes very specificly incorrect history jokes often enough that I'm convinced he knows history fairly well. I thought being so wrong about history was the joke. Maybe he's clueless and accidentally funny, but I doubt it.
Zug zug is Warcraft orcish for “yes sir”. Although if you go further back, zug zug in the movie Caveman was a stand in for… let’s just say getting funky with the monkey.
At 11:00 he say thats alot of faith, while making 23.7 per turn. Meanwhile im sitting at around 100 faith per turn and say „ That is not alot of faith.“
Uhhh ... Uhh youtube autorecommended me this video. Upon the firsth three minutes ive realized; you do not know which unit is weakest. 2) the weakest unit is weak for a reason
9:12 ages ago playing a game, some kind of action rpg or something (KotoR?). rescuing prisons/hostages, get prompt "Untie Hostage", kept misreading it as "Unite Hostage"... unite to freedom and/or my cause I guess idunno
I like to think when you with nearly like 9 times more military power start massing troops at someone's border and they start noticing just an amber alert or tornado sirens starts playing throughout there cities to evacuate like every city has an alert that you are coming for them
Hey, so I made it to the end of the video and now a lot of hairy guys are outside of my house with weapons asking if I have time to learn about the one true god Me Go Face, do I let them in?
Wait a second... Absurdly outsized military, Insane theocratic dictatorship, Distrust for technology, Absolute disregard for sapient life, ...Are we sure this isn't a Warhammer 40k game?
Fun fact: the impact of Mongol Empire's conquest (and destruction) is visible from pre-modern proxy measurements of the Earth's climate. The Mongols shrinked the environmental footprint of Humanity by literally shrinking the human population.
Your religion is so funny to me because ZUG in german means train, so it's the "train train" religion and I can't stop imagining that a bunch of dads taking the religion as an excuse to meet on sundays in a fancy building to play with their model trains.
Fun fact, Sparta was historically not fantastic at war. They had basically 1 tactic and 1 kind of infantry, and the vast majority of their martial power was to keep their slave population in check... which outnumbered them 3 to 1. This message was brought to you buy Athens.
That title reminds me of the random, cheap movie from random TV channel at night something about making clother evaporized/burning or something - also a guy with one hand, one leg and one eye
There's something poetic almost about the Romans dying to the Gauls.
A small village at the edge of the continent said "Fuck it", drank their potion and went ham.
Ah a human of culture I see
Asterix and Co if they were a bit more ambitious.
And somewhere in that village there’s a big lad who’s not allowed any of the potion, poor fella.
@@AndreTheCrabmiraculix's succesor doesnt take the rulers quite so seriously
i understood that reference
The Roman Empire seems like a fitting final "boss" for the Gauls. Truly all they needed was Zug Zug as their guiding combat bonus
Even more fitting because Ambeorix was actually a massive pain in the ass for Caesar
This is so funny and confusing if you don't watch the video
Law: If I do not steal the land, who will make you Israel?
Gallic Gods: 😥
> "Where is everyone?"
Kleaper literally impersonates the reason for dark forest hypothesis being VERY relatable for civilizations of this world.
The hell is that? I don't want that in my life
@@autumntaylor2533 dark forest hypothesis says that there is alien civ... but they are all quiet and hiding from a "big dave" in space that would destroy them if it ever found them, a super empire or "thing" that makes everyone else quiet
@@notabotball2 that thing is humanity lmao, have you gone outside recently?
@@Stookinator…
What?
@@daanstrik4293 If aliens made themselves known, we would inevitably destroy them. We are the monster that galactic civilization fears.
"Surprisingly Sparta doesn't have any walls." He says about a city famous for not having any walls.
😂
History isn't his strong suit.
In terms of gameplay guys, come on
**gestures to bodygaurds**
"These are our walls, and none have scaled them yet."
**gets raped by the gauls**
The Spartans did build a wall eventually😂
Gorgo still calling you out for lack of bloodshed after multiple extremely quick destructions of civilizations is the funniest thing
Fun fact, Sparta did in fact not have walls for a very long time. They saw their hoplites as their wall and often found building a wall and hiding behind it cowardly.
I remember the joke about that actually.
Spartans: don't build walls because everyone would be too afraid to attack Sparta
Persians: don't attack Sparta because "that village without walls cannot be Sparta"
@@Ilarionapersian never reached Sparta
Wha you mean? They paid Sparta to attack Athens later on.😂
@@LOL-zu1zr I think he meant they never reached Sparta in the Greek-Persian wars. They did indeed support both Sparta and Athens in the peloponnesian war.
Does that mean hoplites were responsible for holding up all the roofs?
Kleaper not turning on quick movement and combat is the most cursed part of this video
Well I guess he had to sit through all that, I guess Gaul will never learn
He likes to witness the hacking of the limbs in real time
He didn't have tile yields on Either LOL
I use quick movement,but I love the combat animations and sounds
Bro really said: "is john the baptist german ?"
i would be less offended if he said: "was napoleon english ?"
37:41 I imagine the Gauls never figuring it out and fighting an eternal two front war against themselves
Like God damed 40k orks
@@lordofshades9852 The Gauls fighting for Zug
Against the other Gauls fighting for the other Zug
@@memeweirdguyn.0019gauls from Zug vs Gauls From Guz
Calling Trajan a Julius Caesar wannabe is the craziest thing Ive heard all day
i mean is he wrong
@@theman-wq5on Yes.
You mean Trojan right 😂
My bad I just realized the game made a typo
Hold on, Trajan the column guy?
So, the world was run over by hordes of top naked mad men screaming Zug Zug on the top of their lungs? Seems like another day of classic civilization.
Zug zug🗿
To be fair, it's way funnier than a warrior screaming Emanuel or Alahu Akbar on the battlefield.
Spearman destroy tank.
That title alone is everything I need to know.💀
Fr😂
If OnlyFans ever played a Civ 6 game, well, this would be it. To be fair: there are legit sportsmen and chefs and comedians there, though.
I’m pretty sure this is the only time you didn’t cause a climate apocalypse, because you straight up won before you could.
35:58 That “IT’S YOU!” had me dying
My day is no longer ruined and my happiness is immeasurable.
Ah yes kleaper Is back with the Best solutions to complex problems
El Cid was huge if you spoke Spanish or Arabic. Basically he was a conqueror from the west that was so beloved a ruler that he was treated as an honorary Arabian Lord, in fact the name El Cid come from as-sayyid which literally translates to the Lord/Master. He also has some plays and best selling novels from that century.
Isn't wheather he was fictional or real debated?
While everyone ranks the gaul as a low tier civilisation...I stand by them with religious zeal. I promise it has NOTHING to do with the fact I loved the Asterix&Ambiorix comic books I swear.
who ranks gaul low? i always see them ranked mid-high tier
Gaul are actually extremely strong, their unique industrial zone + Expanding borders on hills make them snowball really quickly. Besides, man at arms rush. No one does it like the gaul
No sha.e brother
Asterix and obelix but ok
Isn't it "Asterix and Obelix"
I'm just curious, because I have seen them with that name
Beethoven: "Hey, I heard that!"
He did not, in fact, hear that
Kleaper vid
It's Civ 6
It's the Gauls
*My happiness is immeasurable, and my day is blessed*
Dude. This is awesome. Your naked warriors are more like masses of unbridled, unwashed zealots, while your more elite knights and priest lords just sat back and watch the carnage unfold. Very cool gameplay, and bloody efficient too. That's one way to make use of the lower class. Gonna have to try some variation of this playstyle.
That's Emperor Trajan. Caesar is his title. Julius Caesar (the original) is in the game, but he's a little more... gold, than Trajan. It's actually kinda funny, considering IIRC Trajan's major claim to fame was a big wall in the British Isles to keep the Celts stuck up north.
You are mixing up Trajan with his successor Hadrian, who built the wall. Trajan is famous for conquering modern day Romania.
You're thinking of Hadrian - Trajan was the last great Roman conqueror-emperor who expanded Rome to its territorial height by defeating the Persians and the Dacians. Hadrian was his successor.
“El Cid? I have literally never heard of this guy in my life.”
Somebody hasn’t played age of empires 2
Was looking for this comment lol
The Knight simp.
the roman empire 1 turn after finding a gaul "i hate them"
Pretty accurate to history to be fair...
Kleaper out here doing what we don’t have the patience to do ourselves and I love it!
"Surprisingly Sparta dosent have any walls."
Thats actually pretty accurate.
It is just me or does other people imagine the army’s just chanting “ooga booga ooga booga” over and over
Not ooga booga, zug zug.
All the way accross the world
Something that may improve the civ 6 experience is turning on show yields and his icons so you can see what tiles are worth what and also see how far ahead the ai are
GAESATAE SAYS:
YES NOW THE ONLY THING BLOCKING ME FROM world domination is.
"WALL!?"
I’ve watched tons of Civilization VI videos and this has got to be one of the funniest. Thanks Mate 😂
Beethoven saying "I heard that" earned you a chuckle and a sub.
"Nothing can un-conquer Constantinople" He says, unaware that almost half of Byzantine history is un-conquering Constantinople
the rest is trying to un-conquer all the bits that aren't constantinople
He makes very specificly incorrect history jokes often enough that I'm convinced he knows history fairly well. I thought being so wrong about history was the joke. Maybe he's clueless and accidentally funny, but I doubt it.
@@robomonkey1018 I am certainly willing to consider the possibility.
Either way it's good comedy, I'd say
I for one, welcome our overlord Keapler
Zug zug is Warcraft orcish for “yes sir”. Although if you go further back, zug zug in the movie Caveman was a stand in for… let’s just say getting funky with the monkey.
Oh hell yeah
Everybody’s favorite war criminal is online
9:00 If you think about it, every word is made up
RUclipsrs when they have to pronounce words that don't look exactly like English
9:14 dam gunna need some kids to work on this city to fix it up
A single battering ram would have turned his tier 1 infantry into wall destroying monsters. I know what I must do!
“Local man becomes leader of the world, nobody really did anything to stop him.” The video.
When Kleaper has a 30 min plus video I just feel like it is going to be great.
The Spartans do not need walls. The Spartans are the walls!
Titus Flamininus:
Glad to see a civ 6 video from kleaper!
I have abother aneurysm every time someone calls Trajan "Julius Caesar"
29:26 You just described the entire Imperial Guard in Warhammer 40k.
Kleaper really turned the Gauls into the Imperium of Man
You're the only person I know of who'd do something quite this crazy and it just works out
With Zug Zug as our witness the Roman empire falls, along with the entire known world as we know it :)
11:43. You know what's funny. Your math checks out
The "military emergency" part was brutally accurated
"I have done nothing but build infantry for 3 days."
At 11:00 he say thats alot of faith, while making 23.7 per turn. Meanwhile im sitting at around 100 faith per turn and say „ That is not alot of faith.“
I mean, for a completely militaristic strategy, 23.7 at that stage of the game is a good bit of faith
Uhhh ... Uhh youtube autorecommended me this video. Upon the firsth three minutes ive realized; you do not know which unit is weakest. 2) the weakest unit is weak for a reason
Beethoven responding "hey I heard that" is chef's kiss
I don't care what the algorithm says, cause I fricking love the long videos
"You must make an effort at building ships"
Said by a spartan, who definitely were famous for their navy
so, in short you saved the world by becoming Mordor? ok gotcha.
pretty sure this is how the ottoman empire worked, except with guns and swords instead of naked dudes
9:12 ages ago playing a game, some kind of action rpg or something (KotoR?). rescuing prisons/hostages, get prompt "Untie Hostage", kept misreading it as "Unite Hostage"... unite to freedom and/or my cause I guess idunno
I love the heroes of might and magic 3 reference
Having never heard of El Cid is an absolute tragedy
I like to think when you with nearly like 9 times more military power start massing troops at someone's border and they start noticing just an amber alert or tornado sirens starts playing throughout there cities to evacuate like every city has an alert that you are coming for them
Walls of (almost) naked people stomping the earth at the command of one zealous leader vaguely reminds me of this one anime
Tons of ripped men, melee "gun" fights, mighty power of Zug Zug......What are you? Human Gorka and Morka?
human wave tactics go: hurrraAAAAAAAAA!
Kleaper might have the strongest 2nd channel game on the platform
18:00 Thats accurate, in real life Sparta never built walls as they never feared that enemies would ever get neat the city.
"Weirdly, Sparta doesn't have any walls" I mean, that was surprisingly historically accurate
Hey, so I made it to the end of the video and now a lot of hairy guys are outside of my house with weapons asking if I have time to learn about the one true god Me Go Face, do I let them in?
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for Kleaper to do a total destruction campaign with the Beastmen in Warhammer 3
Dyslexics of the world untie
It's 3:40 am and I have school today.
Shittt
He's back once again with another amazing video
17:18 dude used the FBI's tactic of investigating and finding themselves innocent at the Geneva Convention
Wait a second...
Absurdly outsized military,
Insane theocratic dictatorship,
Distrust for technology,
Absolute disregard for sapient life,
...Are we sure this isn't a Warhammer 40k game?
Truly, the 40k ork philosophy. And a religion name like Zug zug? Man, the boyz would be proud.
Fun fact: the impact of Mongol Empire's conquest (and destruction) is visible from pre-modern proxy measurements of the Earth's climate. The Mongols shrinked the environmental footprint of Humanity by literally shrinking the human population.
at 25:48 I thought you were thanking the Ontarian musician "World Peace", until I look on the screen and didn't see his face
"Sweden has another holy site." it's called an IKEA
Screaming For Zug Zug as a battle cry has a great ring to it
I think the AI saw that you only have pathetic units and decided that you were weak, giving you leniency. How wrong they were
Another session of classical Art.
Kleaper is the guy thet made me play Civ 6. Now im attempting to colon- I MEAN LIBERATE others as the USA.
Also keep good content coming!
This man’s titles are peak ❤
Asterix and obelix woke up today and have chosen violence
Your religion is so funny to me because ZUG in german means train, so it's the "train train" religion and I can't stop imagining that a bunch of dads taking the religion as an excuse to meet on sundays in a fancy building to play with their model trains.
Basil didn't even care that you were wiping everyone out, he was just super salty you took Crusade from him.
Leave home for a week, come home at end of week, Kleaper released a new video, am now happy
35:15 - 35:28: *grins maliciously in British*
16:30 GOBLIN MODE TIME
This is some Fremen from Dune vibe that I'm feeling. A bunch of crazy ass dudes with knives and a killy attitude that conquer anything for faith.
I think Kleaper would enjoy the secret societies mode
Average human rights advocate
Finally, the North Sentinelese Empire.
Hell yeah, great video as always
Kleaper sees the word and substance Opium evrywhere he goes even in civ
Fun fact, Sparta was historically not fantastic at war. They had basically 1 tactic and 1 kind of infantry, and the vast majority of their martial power was to keep their slave population in check... which outnumbered them 3 to 1.
This message was brought to you buy Athens.
That title reminds me of the random, cheap movie from random TV channel at night
something about making clother evaporized/burning or something - also a guy with one hand, one leg and one eye
babe wake up, kleeper posted
Civ VI, but I play as a Tyrannid swarm