Conquering the Entire Earth with Nudity in Civilization 6

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  • @alitaher003
    @alitaher003 Год назад +2051

    There's something poetic almost about the Romans dying to the Gauls.
    A small village at the edge of the continent said "Fuck it", drank their potion and went ham.

    • @Esowolf
      @Esowolf Год назад +131

      Ah a human of culture I see

    • @AndreTheCrab
      @AndreTheCrab Год назад +114

      Asterix and Co if they were a bit more ambitious.

    • @ollyravenhill7341
      @ollyravenhill7341 Год назад +84

      And somewhere in that village there’s a big lad who’s not allowed any of the potion, poor fella.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 Год назад +22

      ​@@AndreTheCrabmiraculix's succesor doesnt take the rulers quite so seriously

    • @potatomuncher8659
      @potatomuncher8659 Год назад +8

      i understood that reference

  • @yummypiratehostage9888
    @yummypiratehostage9888 Год назад +1668

    The Roman Empire seems like a fitting final "boss" for the Gauls. Truly all they needed was Zug Zug as their guiding combat bonus

    • @windowstaskmanager5349
      @windowstaskmanager5349 Год назад +59

      Even more fitting because Ambeorix was actually a massive pain in the ass for Caesar

    • @TheRatattat
      @TheRatattat Год назад +22

      This is so funny and confusing if you don't watch the video

    • @hamzawilliam9045
      @hamzawilliam9045 Год назад +1

      Law: If I do not steal the land, who will make you Israel?

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 2 месяца назад

      Gallic Gods: 😥

  • @imaks2000
    @imaks2000 Год назад +550

    > "Where is everyone?"
    Kleaper literally impersonates the reason for dark forest hypothesis being VERY relatable for civilizations of this world.

    • @autumntaylor2533
      @autumntaylor2533 9 месяцев назад +1

      The hell is that? I don't want that in my life

    • @notabotball2
      @notabotball2 9 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@autumntaylor2533 dark forest hypothesis says that there is alien civ... but they are all quiet and hiding from a "big dave" in space that would destroy them if it ever found them, a super empire or "thing" that makes everyone else quiet

    • @Stookinator
      @Stookinator 4 месяца назад +1

      @@notabotball2 that thing is humanity lmao, have you gone outside recently?

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Stookinator…
      What?

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Месяц назад +1

      @@daanstrik4293 If aliens made themselves known, we would inevitably destroy them. We are the monster that galactic civilization fears.

  • @thomass2505
    @thomass2505 Год назад +767

    "Surprisingly Sparta doesn't have any walls." He says about a city famous for not having any walls.

    • @jz9201
      @jz9201 Год назад +5

      😂

    • @andreasottohansen7338
      @andreasottohansen7338 Год назад +23

      History isn't his strong suit.

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 Год назад +12

      In terms of gameplay guys, come on

    • @FuknKms
      @FuknKms Год назад +33

      **gestures to bodygaurds**
      "These are our walls, and none have scaled them yet."
      **gets raped by the gauls**

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Год назад +2

      The Spartans did build a wall eventually😂

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess Год назад +602

    Gorgo still calling you out for lack of bloodshed after multiple extremely quick destructions of civilizations is the funniest thing

  • @tanko4333
    @tanko4333 Год назад +1258

    Fun fact, Sparta did in fact not have walls for a very long time. They saw their hoplites as their wall and often found building a wall and hiding behind it cowardly.

    • @Ilariona
      @Ilariona Год назад +245

      I remember the joke about that actually.
      Spartans: don't build walls because everyone would be too afraid to attack Sparta
      Persians: don't attack Sparta because "that village without walls cannot be Sparta"

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 Год назад +10

      ​@@Ilarionapersian never reached Sparta

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Год назад +7

      Wha you mean? They paid Sparta to attack Athens later on.😂

    • @tanko4333
      @tanko4333 Год назад +38

      @@LOL-zu1zr I think he meant they never reached Sparta in the Greek-Persian wars. They did indeed support both Sparta and Athens in the peloponnesian war.

    • @Death2all546
      @Death2all546 Год назад +22

      Does that mean hoplites were responsible for holding up all the roofs?

  • @MatteBlackProject
    @MatteBlackProject Год назад +630

    Kleaper not turning on quick movement and combat is the most cursed part of this video

    • @maximind12
      @maximind12 Год назад +18

      Well I guess he had to sit through all that, I guess Gaul will never learn

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 Год назад +38

      He likes to witness the hacking of the limbs in real time

    • @TheSm1327
      @TheSm1327 Год назад +15

      He didn't have tile yields on Either LOL

    • @brdfggh5529
      @brdfggh5529 Год назад +4

      I use quick movement,but I love the combat animations and sounds

  • @Jinxonxanax
    @Jinxonxanax Год назад +123

    Bro really said: "is john the baptist german ?"
    i would be less offended if he said: "was napoleon english ?"

  • @georgesmith4768
    @georgesmith4768 Год назад +161

    37:41 I imagine the Gauls never figuring it out and fighting an eternal two front war against themselves

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 Год назад +27

      Like God damed 40k orks

    • @memeweirdguyn.0019
      @memeweirdguyn.0019 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@lordofshades9852 The Gauls fighting for Zug
      Against the other Gauls fighting for the other Zug

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 День назад

      ​@@memeweirdguyn.0019gauls from Zug vs Gauls From Guz

  • @picholasido155
    @picholasido155 Год назад +261

    Calling Trajan a Julius Caesar wannabe is the craziest thing Ive heard all day

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 Год назад +91

    So, the world was run over by hordes of top naked mad men screaming Zug Zug on the top of their lungs? Seems like another day of classic civilization.

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Год назад +6

      Zug zug🗿

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 11 месяцев назад +9

      To be fair, it's way funnier than a warrior screaming Emanuel or Alahu Akbar on the battlefield.

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 День назад

      Spearman destroy tank.

  • @ZggFghvgGrffht
    @ZggFghvgGrffht Год назад +161

    That title alone is everything I need to know.💀

    • @mxbsaint6089
      @mxbsaint6089 Год назад +4

      Fr😂

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 Год назад +4

      If OnlyFans ever played a Civ 6 game, well, this would be it. To be fair: there are legit sportsmen and chefs and comedians there, though.

  • @funster0691
    @funster0691 Год назад +173

    I’m pretty sure this is the only time you didn’t cause a climate apocalypse, because you straight up won before you could.

  • @NotInterXX
    @NotInterXX Год назад +45

    35:58 That “IT’S YOU!” had me dying

  • @legolascousins
    @legolascousins Год назад +108

    My day is no longer ruined and my happiness is immeasurable.

  • @Tejónpro
    @Tejónpro Год назад +123

    Ah yes kleaper Is back with the Best solutions to complex problems

  • @JonesCrimson
    @JonesCrimson Год назад +42

    El Cid was huge if you spoke Spanish or Arabic. Basically he was a conqueror from the west that was so beloved a ruler that he was treated as an honorary Arabian Lord, in fact the name El Cid come from as-sayyid which literally translates to the Lord/Master. He also has some plays and best selling novels from that century.

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 11 месяцев назад +3

      Isn't wheather he was fictional or real debated?

  • @dumpy439
    @dumpy439 Год назад +187

    While everyone ranks the gaul as a low tier civilisation...I stand by them with religious zeal. I promise it has NOTHING to do with the fact I loved the Asterix&Ambiorix comic books I swear.

    • @Skibidirizzer27
      @Skibidirizzer27 Год назад +15

      who ranks gaul low? i always see them ranked mid-high tier

    • @astroul4188
      @astroul4188 Год назад +7

      Gaul are actually extremely strong, their unique industrial zone + Expanding borders on hills make them snowball really quickly. Besides, man at arms rush. No one does it like the gaul

    • @autumntaylor2533
      @autumntaylor2533 9 месяцев назад

      No sha.e brother

    • @Nikos-o-gamer
      @Nikos-o-gamer 6 месяцев назад +1

      Asterix and obelix but ok

    • @plamenneykov2512
      @plamenneykov2512 6 месяцев назад +1

      Isn't it "Asterix and Obelix"
      I'm just curious, because I have seen them with that name

  • @CapitanTrmon
    @CapitanTrmon Год назад +19

    Beethoven: "Hey, I heard that!"
    He did not, in fact, hear that

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess Год назад +23

    Kleaper vid
    It's Civ 6
    It's the Gauls
    *My happiness is immeasurable, and my day is blessed*

  • @ikmalkamal5830
    @ikmalkamal5830 Год назад +5

    Dude. This is awesome. Your naked warriors are more like masses of unbridled, unwashed zealots, while your more elite knights and priest lords just sat back and watch the carnage unfold. Very cool gameplay, and bloody efficient too. That's one way to make use of the lower class. Gonna have to try some variation of this playstyle.

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 Год назад +24

    That's Emperor Trajan. Caesar is his title. Julius Caesar (the original) is in the game, but he's a little more... gold, than Trajan. It's actually kinda funny, considering IIRC Trajan's major claim to fame was a big wall in the British Isles to keep the Celts stuck up north.

    • @cumchungus8841
      @cumchungus8841 11 месяцев назад

      You are mixing up Trajan with his successor Hadrian, who built the wall. Trajan is famous for conquering modern day Romania.

    • @edwardglass9602
      @edwardglass9602 8 месяцев назад +4

      You're thinking of Hadrian - Trajan was the last great Roman conqueror-emperor who expanded Rome to its territorial height by defeating the Persians and the Dacians. Hadrian was his successor.

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz Год назад +19

    “El Cid? I have literally never heard of this guy in my life.”
    Somebody hasn’t played age of empires 2

  • @DannyIO
    @DannyIO Год назад +13

    the roman empire 1 turn after finding a gaul "i hate them"

  • @kingwoof3444
    @kingwoof3444 Год назад +16

    Kleaper out here doing what we don’t have the patience to do ourselves and I love it!

  • @durn863
    @durn863 Год назад +9

    "Surprisingly Sparta dosent have any walls."
    Thats actually pretty accurate.

  • @Spacepelican
    @Spacepelican Год назад +6

    It is just me or does other people imagine the army’s just chanting “ooga booga ooga booga” over and over

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 9 месяцев назад +1

      Not ooga booga, zug zug.
      All the way accross the world

  • @finndawg7312
    @finndawg7312 Год назад +9

    Something that may improve the civ 6 experience is turning on show yields and his icons so you can see what tiles are worth what and also see how far ahead the ai are

  • @oskarlange8999
    @oskarlange8999 Год назад +6

    GAESATAE SAYS:
    YES NOW THE ONLY THING BLOCKING ME FROM world domination is.
    "WALL!?"

  • @chrisgrant9916
    @chrisgrant9916 Год назад +5

    I’ve watched tons of Civilization VI videos and this has got to be one of the funniest. Thanks Mate 😂

  • @jasoncarames
    @jasoncarames Год назад +4

    Beethoven saying "I heard that" earned you a chuckle and a sub.

  • @Eiskralle1
    @Eiskralle1 9 месяцев назад +8

    "Nothing can un-conquer Constantinople" He says, unaware that almost half of Byzantine history is un-conquering Constantinople

    • @Ember_Trans_Cat
      @Ember_Trans_Cat 9 месяцев назад +2

      the rest is trying to un-conquer all the bits that aren't constantinople

    • @robomonkey1018
      @robomonkey1018 7 месяцев назад +1

      He makes very specificly incorrect history jokes often enough that I'm convinced he knows history fairly well. I thought being so wrong about history was the joke. Maybe he's clueless and accidentally funny, but I doubt it.

    • @Eiskralle1
      @Eiskralle1 6 месяцев назад

      @@robomonkey1018 I am certainly willing to consider the possibility.
      Either way it's good comedy, I'd say

  • @vvbr2372
    @vvbr2372 Год назад +8

    I for one, welcome our overlord Keapler

  • @lordcaedus8713
    @lordcaedus8713 Год назад +2

    Zug zug is Warcraft orcish for “yes sir”. Although if you go further back, zug zug in the movie Caveman was a stand in for… let’s just say getting funky with the monkey.

  • @Potato-lad
    @Potato-lad Год назад +4

    Everybody’s favorite war criminal is online

  • @BobbyTheBigBoy
    @BobbyTheBigBoy Год назад +2

    9:00 If you think about it, every word is made up

  • @swootymedia6398
    @swootymedia6398 Год назад +13

    RUclipsrs when they have to pronounce words that don't look exactly like English

  • @phoenixblaze5491
    @phoenixblaze5491 Год назад +5

    9:14 dam gunna need some kids to work on this city to fix it up

  • @MacAndSheeeeesh
    @MacAndSheeeeesh 5 месяцев назад +1

    A single battering ram would have turned his tier 1 infantry into wall destroying monsters. I know what I must do!

  • @RedWarrior42
    @RedWarrior42 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Local man becomes leader of the world, nobody really did anything to stop him.” The video.

  • @redraijin8696
    @redraijin8696 Год назад +7

    When Kleaper has a 30 min plus video I just feel like it is going to be great.

  • @freeb455
    @freeb455 Год назад +4

    The Spartans do not need walls. The Spartans are the walls!

    • @h3069
      @h3069 Год назад

      Titus Flamininus:

  • @johnquach8821
    @johnquach8821 Год назад +5

    Glad to see a civ 6 video from kleaper!

  • @emorydarling8315
    @emorydarling8315 6 месяцев назад +2

    I have abother aneurysm every time someone calls Trajan "Julius Caesar"

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 Год назад +1

    29:26 You just described the entire Imperial Guard in Warhammer 40k.

  • @Gh0st.H0bbies
    @Gh0st.H0bbies Год назад +4

    Kleaper really turned the Gauls into the Imperium of Man

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 Год назад +1

    You're the only person I know of who'd do something quite this crazy and it just works out

  • @BlazingCyclone1337
    @BlazingCyclone1337 10 месяцев назад +1

    With Zug Zug as our witness the Roman empire falls, along with the entire known world as we know it :)

  • @silkenemperor
    @silkenemperor Год назад +1

    11:43. You know what's funny. Your math checks out

  • @ericolivecarmona7871
    @ericolivecarmona7871 Год назад +2

    The "military emergency" part was brutally accurated

  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio 6 месяцев назад +1

    "I have done nothing but build infantry for 3 days."

  • @TheGermanMonke
    @TheGermanMonke Год назад +2

    At 11:00 he say thats alot of faith, while making 23.7 per turn. Meanwhile im sitting at around 100 faith per turn and say „ That is not alot of faith.“

    • @kirbykraftgames
      @kirbykraftgames Месяц назад

      I mean, for a completely militaristic strategy, 23.7 at that stage of the game is a good bit of faith

  • @theorixlux
    @theorixlux Год назад +2

    Uhhh ... Uhh youtube autorecommended me this video. Upon the firsth three minutes ive realized; you do not know which unit is weakest. 2) the weakest unit is weak for a reason

  • @BrettCaron
    @BrettCaron 5 месяцев назад

    Beethoven responding "hey I heard that" is chef's kiss

  • @RenneVangr
    @RenneVangr Год назад +2

    I don't care what the algorithm says, cause I fricking love the long videos

  • @iditrirajan
    @iditrirajan 6 месяцев назад

    "You must make an effort at building ships"
    Said by a spartan, who definitely were famous for their navy

  • @Jeffbonfro
    @Jeffbonfro Год назад +1

    so, in short you saved the world by becoming Mordor? ok gotcha.

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy Год назад +1

    pretty sure this is how the ottoman empire worked, except with guns and swords instead of naked dudes

  • @ChewySmokey
    @ChewySmokey Год назад

    9:12 ages ago playing a game, some kind of action rpg or something (KotoR?). rescuing prisons/hostages, get prompt "Untie Hostage", kept misreading it as "Unite Hostage"... unite to freedom and/or my cause I guess idunno

  • @247s7
    @247s7 Год назад +2

    I love the heroes of might and magic 3 reference

  • @TheGeoArchaeologist
    @TheGeoArchaeologist Год назад +2

    Having never heard of El Cid is an absolute tragedy

  • @Gettoffmylawn23
    @Gettoffmylawn23 Год назад +1

    I like to think when you with nearly like 9 times more military power start massing troops at someone's border and they start noticing just an amber alert or tornado sirens starts playing throughout there cities to evacuate like every city has an alert that you are coming for them

  • @autenmillion
    @autenmillion Год назад +9

    Walls of (almost) naked people stomping the earth at the command of one zealous leader vaguely reminds me of this one anime

  • @UnRizzonable69
    @UnRizzonable69 11 месяцев назад

    Tons of ripped men, melee "gun" fights, mighty power of Zug Zug......What are you? Human Gorka and Morka?

  • @OverSlime-uq3sy
    @OverSlime-uq3sy Год назад +3

    human wave tactics go: hurrraAAAAAAAAA!

  • @ZiggyFB
    @ZiggyFB Год назад +4

    Kleaper might have the strongest 2nd channel game on the platform

  • @quinyoung9871
    @quinyoung9871 Год назад

    18:00 Thats accurate, in real life Sparta never built walls as they never feared that enemies would ever get neat the city.

  • @Sanhi3
    @Sanhi3 Год назад

    "Weirdly, Sparta doesn't have any walls" I mean, that was surprisingly historically accurate

  • @AncroKT
    @AncroKT Год назад +2

    Hey, so I made it to the end of the video and now a lot of hairy guys are outside of my house with weapons asking if I have time to learn about the one true god Me Go Face, do I let them in?

  • @JoshGolus
    @JoshGolus Год назад +1

    Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for Kleaper to do a total destruction campaign with the Beastmen in Warhammer 3

  • @BlockingRex3007
    @BlockingRex3007 Год назад +1

    Dyslexics of the world untie

  • @helenanikitina5845
    @helenanikitina5845 Год назад +3

    It's 3:40 am and I have school today.
    Shittt

  • @arcanistthesonofianite249
    @arcanistthesonofianite249 Год назад +12

    He's back once again with another amazing video

  • @jeremiahwright4450
    @jeremiahwright4450 Год назад

    17:18 dude used the FBI's tactic of investigating and finding themselves innocent at the Geneva Convention

  • @Radiodragonofdoom
    @Radiodragonofdoom 11 месяцев назад

    Wait a second...
    Absurdly outsized military,
    Insane theocratic dictatorship,
    Distrust for technology,
    Absolute disregard for sapient life,
    ...Are we sure this isn't a Warhammer 40k game?

  • @xaviancat4950
    @xaviancat4950 3 месяца назад

    Truly, the 40k ork philosophy. And a religion name like Zug zug? Man, the boyz would be proud.

  • @knpark2025
    @knpark2025 Год назад +1

    Fun fact: the impact of Mongol Empire's conquest (and destruction) is visible from pre-modern proxy measurements of the Earth's climate. The Mongols shrinked the environmental footprint of Humanity by literally shrinking the human population.

  • @a_guy_from_ontario
    @a_guy_from_ontario Год назад

    at 25:48 I thought you were thanking the Ontarian musician "World Peace", until I look on the screen and didn't see his face

  • @MelancholyPanda13
    @MelancholyPanda13 9 месяцев назад

    "Sweden has another holy site." it's called an IKEA

  • @Justintheinsane
    @Justintheinsane Год назад

    Screaming For Zug Zug as a battle cry has a great ring to it

  • @pyrarius1598
    @pyrarius1598 Год назад +1

    I think the AI saw that you only have pathetic units and decided that you were weak, giving you leniency. How wrong they were

  • @UselessBunny
    @UselessBunny Год назад +2

    Another session of classical Art.

  • @samplom7528
    @samplom7528 Год назад +1

    Kleaper is the guy thet made me play Civ 6. Now im attempting to colon- I MEAN LIBERATE others as the USA.
    Also keep good content coming!

  • @gabepetro-sq2gt
    @gabepetro-sq2gt Год назад +1

    This man’s titles are peak ❤

  • @phobia_master-lord_of_early
    @phobia_master-lord_of_early Год назад

    Asterix and obelix woke up today and have chosen violence

  • @marcmpl85
    @marcmpl85 3 месяца назад

    Your religion is so funny to me because ZUG in german means train, so it's the "train train" religion and I can't stop imagining that a bunch of dads taking the religion as an excuse to meet on sundays in a fancy building to play with their model trains.

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 9 месяцев назад

    Basil didn't even care that you were wiping everyone out, he was just super salty you took Crusade from him.

  • @LoreMaster23
    @LoreMaster23 Год назад

    Leave home for a week, come home at end of week, Kleaper released a new video, am now happy

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 Год назад

    35:15 - 35:28: *grins maliciously in British*

  • @Ghost_Division
    @Ghost_Division Год назад +1

    16:30 GOBLIN MODE TIME

  • @drazarkabalblade9486
    @drazarkabalblade9486 Год назад

    This is some Fremen from Dune vibe that I'm feeling. A bunch of crazy ass dudes with knives and a killy attitude that conquer anything for faith.

  • @bradyoufnac5014
    @bradyoufnac5014 Год назад +1

    I think Kleaper would enjoy the secret societies mode

  • @gwen599
    @gwen599 Год назад +2

    Average human rights advocate

  • @edac.7847
    @edac.7847 Год назад +1

    Finally, the North Sentinelese Empire.

  • @everwinter9795
    @everwinter9795 Год назад

    Hell yeah, great video as always

  • @Stuka-001
    @Stuka-001 Год назад

    Kleaper sees the word and substance Opium evrywhere he goes even in civ

  • @whitewyvernX
    @whitewyvernX Год назад +1

    Fun fact, Sparta was historically not fantastic at war. They had basically 1 tactic and 1 kind of infantry, and the vast majority of their martial power was to keep their slave population in check... which outnumbered them 3 to 1.
    This message was brought to you buy Athens.

  • @SpecShadow
    @SpecShadow Год назад

    That title reminds me of the random, cheap movie from random TV channel at night
    something about making clother evaporized/burning or something - also a guy with one hand, one leg and one eye

  • @ultraegobroly752
    @ultraegobroly752 Год назад +1

    babe wake up, kleeper posted

  • @mrgopnik5964
    @mrgopnik5964 Год назад +1

    Civ VI, but I play as a Tyrannid swarm