i heard it slow down ever so slightly at the shot where dio's back was turned and when joseph and caesar are mid-punch: cried both times josuke: *breaths* vidoe: *slows by half*
Jonathan: *exists* *video speeds up* Bloody Stream: *Appears* *Video sorta slows down* Jotaro: *Exists* *Video speeds up insanely* Rohan: *"Ima about to ruin this mans career"* *Exists* *Video begins to slow down immensely til its slower than normal speed*
Part 1: SONOCHINOSADAMEJOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOO Part 2: LIKEABLOODYSTONESSDKJALIKEABLOODYSTORM Part 3: Incomprehensible chipmunk noises Part 3.5:Incomprehensible chipmunk noises x 10 (plus fart) Part 4.1: CRAZYNOISYBIZARRETOWN Part 4.2: CHASEYOU CHASEYOU CHASEYOU Part 4.3: L E T T H E V O I C E O F L O V E T A K E Y O U H I G H E R R R R R R
Part 1: Speeds up significantly Part 2: Almost gets back to normal speed Part 3: Speeds up a shit ton Part 4: Gets slower than normal speed Yeah that's about right
Jonathan: A very chivalrous and straight gentleman Joseph: A bisexual of questionable moral alignment Jotaro: The epitome of heterosexuality Josuke: *_IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY_*
It somehow undoes both jonathan, Joseph and jotaro themes, a total of 4 badass as fuck themes, and then toes SLOWER THEN NORMAL SPEED WELL BEFORE GREAT DAYS FINISHES WHAT THE FU-
The protagonists of part 2 to 6 appears on First opening (Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno and Jolyne), because they Seasons on manga had already released when the First Season of The anime was made. And the order is from the future to the past, as if they were revisiting the story of the first JoJo.
They can adopt, or have someone bear their child for them. Additionally, I'm not really sure what's manly about having kids. Not that it's particularly non-manly and, of course, manly is a sexist term itself and doesn't hold much meaning.
I've not seen this yet, but im gonna guess that it speeds up to a ridiculous amount then slows down all the way again when the DIU intros play edit: i was right
Rohan is immune to pucci because he basically is a counter to everything that is manly. And I also lost at the beginning how Giorno basically is the only slow down at part 1.
Part 1 and 3 makes it extremely fast Part 2 slows it down a little Part 4 makes its slow motion even with the speed from part 3 So in part 5 it'll probably stop
![The Joestars Sing Their Own Openings [AI Covers]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/T4VnjvLFBRM/mqdefault.jpg)
*Stand Proud starts*
*Video loses its shit*
4:13
*Who's more gay?*
*Josuke or Rohan?*
Eduardo Roolbool obviously
Eduardo Roolbool josuke
Eduardo Roolbool Jok X Oky
Phantom Speed
Fluctuate Tendency
Chipmunk Crusaders
Slowdown is Noticeable
Underrated
Vento Pitchero
Frozen Wind
SLOWDOWN SLOWDOWN
ITSA SLOWDOWN SLOWDOWN
SLOWDOWN SLOWDOWN
SHINING JUSTICE
Cuz part 4 is just gay
Jotaro was the sole thing keeping part 4 from stopping instantly.
That's the power of which he holds
My star platinum has unlocked a new ability
Manliness
I can stop the gays
Ironic
@@AzizTheSavage well i did kill DIO
Even The Hand can't erase all of Part 4's gayness
*rohan appears*
SLOWS DOWN
it's the way he's dressed lol
What do you mean Rohan is god himself
Francis Dinh rohan is pretty gay imo
*door opens back on to rohan*
SLOWS DOWN
Rohan is fucking gay
Golden Wind was so gay that the video already stoped because it would have taken years afterwards till it would have finished
Or Golden Wind doesn't even exist 7 years ago
@@ombrellinissimoit’s a joke bro
@@Joober78 oooooooooooooh it makes sense
Nah, Golden Wind literally just stopped time at its very presence in the video. That's how gay it is.
Tf u mean it stopped time? Golden Wind is so gay that it makes time reverse.
JoJo part 1: let's go!!!
part 2: *confused speed changes*
part 3: *near lightspeed*
part 4: yo slow down a sec
I love how josukes poses along with Rohan’s presence gave us a normal sounding great days
2:35 Dio just farts, smiles and walks away.
-rohan appears
-Za warudo
ZAFARUTO!!!
@@soultheconfusing9563 jajajajajja
I am hitting the table lying under it)
Im dyingggg
yall realise this video will me 4 hours long once part 5 comes out
if it comes out. i hear they're trying to figure out king crimson.
SadChump then it's never coming out, because nobody gets it. Not even Diavolo.
Hush you two, remember, it just works
takistani Welp. Looks like we were wrong, friend
Hey good news man
i love how rohan doing anything is considered unmanly/gay
Bruh I saw that too😭
just look at his bites the dust arc fit, aint no way bros str8
Zest ahh sit position
He got dat zest to him
It looks like Joseke makes the video
Part 5.
*VIDEO STOPPED*
Part 5 in 15 days tho
Actually time rewinds in part 5
I mean, there are *enough* badass moments to made it so the intro wouldn’t become a picture show or a stand user’s power
Part 5 gets King Crimsoned.
video looped
Jotaro: "Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fast"
Josuke: "Shit just went from 100 to 0 real fast"
Lmao but it didnt need to slow down lol
Real slow* 🙃
Jotaro is gay though
@@GuyN0ir What?
@@shrektheswampjohnson2278 Araki literally said he’s not into women once in an interview.
i knew by part 4 it would slow down dramatically
Part 4 is the only straight part
The LR Project fucking same XD
Can't wait for that part 5 intro.
Imagine it on part 5
Same ma dude
3:31 I’m dead he wasn’t even doing anything, he was just in frame and the music slowed down EXPONENTIALLY 💀
Well sitting in a window quirkily writing manga is kinda gay bro.
BRO IM SO GLAD YOU POINTED THAT OUT I’M DYING
Watching birds is *gay*
Sitting is gay
i heard it slow down ever so slightly at the shot where dio's back was turned and when joseph and caesar are mid-punch: cried both times
josuke: *breaths*
vidoe: *slows by half*
Is because Dio is fused with another mans body and thats g a y.
Every opening: Speeds up
Great days: Crazy diamond, fix it!
CNBT: slows the video down by a lot
CHASE: BRING IT BACK
GREAT DAYS:
Josuke: Exists*
Video slows to a halt*
All part 4 characters: same
Jotaro makes that video manly
Jotaro alone
Okuyasu isn't that gay :I
Portalz DBZ More like Josugay, amirite?
Jotaro pops in *earapes with speed
0:43 alvin and the chipmunks turned japanese
That's crazy
biggest problem, koichi pose didn't make the universe reset
Actually it made another universe where manliness is slowed down
Stroheim Salutes
*VIDEO GETS FASTER*
Z O O M
I thought it was just me
*NAZI INTENSIFIES*
*German science is the best*
That was actually a badass short moment in the intro tbh, reminds you how it's possible to love a Nazi.
>inaudible
>crazy noisy bizarre town
>somewhat audible
rep *Because its gay asf*
>Great Days
>slower than what it started with
>Great days
>Completely audible
>Mfw
2:33 The Crusaders appearing sound like when you break a Dirt Block in Minecraft lol.
Actually it's a fart sound
JoJo Part 4 OPs: Girly
JoJo Part 2 OP: Manly
JoJo Part 1 OP: *REAL SHIT?*
JoJo Part 3 OPs: *ASCENDED*
Colby M. Way too underated comment
Perfect number thy who changes it from 69 shall be struck with Star Platinum.
Jojo's evolves from the most over-the-top manliest shit you see to the gayest most over-the-top shit you'll see
not girly its gay
Bang bang
*Caesar and Joseph make eye contact*
S L O W S D O W N
nasty cat SHIZAAAAA
Josuke made this video drag on way too long If YoU kNoW wHaT i MeAn
stroheim salute
*Speeds up*
@@Joker-fq6yx”men only want one thing and it’s disgusting!”
Men:YOU IDIOT GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD
@@Joker-fq6yx foul
I think DIO has an intestine problem. 2:36 was a pretty strong fart
Zaktician he farted so hard it gave him STANDO POWAH
Your comment made me laugh so hard I'm dying
*PFFFFT.*
ZA FARTO
STOP TIME
The reason people don't like part one is because they can't handle the sheer amount of manliness in it
i like how you notice it slowing down around part 4
Wait till part five is animated 😂
*Stand Proud plays*
Pucci: *S C R E AM S*
Cuckyoween NO-riaki the MILF Hunter
You mean *A U T I S T I C. S C R E A M S*
*G O A T S C R E A M*
*STAND PROUD PLAYS.*
*EVERYONE IS DEAD*
5:15
Me: Could it get any slower?
Fighting Gold: lEt Me InTrOdUcE mYsElF.
**reads description**
Can't wait for Part 4 openings
It's Me Can't wait ti see this with part 5's opening included, It would probably go 100 times slower 😂😂
*Stand proud starts*
*MADE IN HEAVEN ACTIVATES.*
This is how King Crimson works.
THIS IS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
Lord Tachanka. not really
Joaquin Ligero I think because it basically skipped
*new universe noises*
Koichi pose should've made it into Made In Heaven and finished in infinite speed
not even Koichi Pose can make up for Rohan's gayness
i love how the video slows down every time rohan is on screen
3:00 WHY DID KOICHI NOT SPEED IT UP DRAMATICALLY?
I don't know, Op must be trolling or something
Lunchbox 😂😂😂
He sped it up so fast the video restarted, but in that universe every manly thing slowed the video down.
Koichi? Manly? He's a total failure
Lunchbox 10/10 would bang koichi again #nohomo
Jotaro: *exists*
*video ends*
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
Rohan: *exists*
*video goes Za Warudo but forever*
Star Platinum: The World!
Jonathan: is straightness level Jesus
Mega loo
L
Jonathan: *exists*
*video speeds up*
Bloody Stream: *Appears*
*Video sorta slows down*
Jotaro: *Exists*
*Video speeds up insanely*
Rohan: *"Ima about to ruin this mans career"* *Exists*
*Video begins to slow down immensely til its slower than normal speed*
Giorno: 0 velocity
Jolyne: makes the video three times longer
@Grasstoucher715 wouldn't it be neutral since jolyne is neither manly nor gay(had two boyfriends).
Part 1: SONOCHINOSADAMEJOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOO
Part 2: LIKEABLOODYSTONESSDKJALIKEABLOODYSTORM
Part 3: Incomprehensible chipmunk noises
Part 3.5:Incomprehensible chipmunk noises x 10 (plus fart)
Part 4.1: CRAZYNOISYBIZARRETOWN
Part 4.2: CHASEYOU CHASEYOU CHASEYOU
Part 4.3: L E T T H E V O I C E O F L O V E T A K E Y O U H I G H E R R R R R R
GMan873 G R E A T D A Y
Let the voice of AESTHETIC take you higher*
Y E S
Niiineteeen niiiinetyyy niiiiine beeeeeezeeeeeeer suuuuuuummmmmmeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr...
Part 2
Giorno: *exists*
video: *plays in reverse*
Kore ga... Requiem... da.
Bites the dust
The fact that the OP slows down completely in part 4 shows how great and wholesome it actually is 😭
DIO SPEEDWALKING HAD ME WEAK
*"no running in the halls"*
The fart
HAHAHAH zawarudo sound's like a fart
*"when will you learn?"*
ZA Farto
Oh my god dio pausing time completely killed me
Brain fart amirite
Just like Kakyoin
Dio has developed a new ability for The World: time-fart punch.
Also, when Jotaro starts going ORA ORA ORA, it sounds like pure yelling.
"Oh part 4 is on the screen? Yeah theres gonna be some slowdown here"
*reverts the speed of light back to the original tempo*
it even gets slower at the end lmao
Part 1: Speeds up significantly
Part 2: Almost gets back to normal speed
Part 3: Speeds up a shit ton
Part 4: Gets slower than normal speed
Yeah that's about right
Owen Orsini Difference is: part 2 is stylish, part 4 is sum gay shiet :D
@@ucutiepie6564 Part 4 is da best
@@meilyn5571 wrong
@@noe4354 opinion opinion
@@golfwangus weird cuz now i think part 4 is the best. Eh
When Dio uses Za warudo i died
ZA WARUDO *fart and runs akwardly fast away from Jotaro's sight*
ZA FARUTO
Seb CBW *looks back to see if he noticed*
*PFFFF*
jerome irrgang Pffffff
2:36
Dio: how can I use za warudo the smartest?
Also dio: stops time, farts, walks away so only jotaro can smell it
How to use za warudo
1. Fart
2. Walk away
3. Smile
4. Profit
I laughed Way to hard.
LOL
The same as I thought lol Dio farted
@@jawalawa9217gojo cat
I love how Rohan slowed down Great Days by existing
4:46
Great Days now sounds like it's a opening to a slice of life comedy you'd see on a Sunday afternoon.
Hello sir just commenting so you can come back to the video
Sounds really dope tbh.
My god you’re right
Shimeji!
If Josuke's last pose was in the opening the video would have just stopped entirely
Justin Y. it *was* in the op, at the start with the silhouettes
What’s this? A Justin Y. comment with only less than 20 likes? Impossible.
Wow rare
W h a t only 38 like?
LOL
All the fault for part 4 to slow down is 50% Rohan's fault
Amanda Goncalves 90% josuke's fault
HAHAHAHA ROHAN APPEARS IT BECOMES SNAILS PACE
Mephisto Maker no literally it’s still fast somewhat until Rohan appears then it starts slowing considerably
Mephisto Maker josuke is best jojo
Part 5 opening will be slowing down to TOKI WA TOMARE
I really love the fact that every time Rohan appears, even if he’s just doing nothing, it slows down
If Part 5 ever happens, its openings will probably slow down the video to a screeching halt.
Redgrave192 get ready
Redgrave192 it's coming for us!
its manly as fuck tbh
Part 5 may not have the macho look, but the guys are friggin' hardcore.
Boy, have i got something for you
Every time Jouske appeared on the screen it slowed down I'm gonna cry
Draven Animations how dare you trash talk Josuke.
Draven Animations you're getting me in a bad mood! You don't want to make me do this.
Giorno will hella disapoint you
Chi The doggo Giorno is fucking gay but he needs respect
Video didn't speed up by 100%
when koichi pose appeared
0/10 not a beautiful duwang
AHSGHAGSGS THE WAY IT SLOWED DOWN SO MUCH DURING GREAT DAYS
2:38 Dio should have slowed it down dramatically look at that strut.
He stopped time though
Dio is a QUEEN.
Nah Bruh that was manly
Only a man struts after loudly farting
1:28 i love how it slows down for Caesar, and then speeds up for Joseph
That means that Italian people are not manly
"every time something not manly or gay happens it slows down" I think you misspelled "every time Rohan appears it slows down"
But Rohan is the manliest character
I’m crying
@@stevepensando2593 Nah fam Koichi is
@@Quaporu It's very obvious that Stray Cat is the most manliest here.
Zuko In Green my guy Koichi literally bumped into Jotaro’s balls tho
If this was the opposite, Pucci and DIO can reset the universe. Alone.
The video: **Is losing its shit**
The last intro of part 4: "lets slow things down a bit"
Jonathan: A very chivalrous and straight gentleman
Joseph: A bisexual of questionable moral alignment
Jotaro: The epitome of heterosexuality
Josuke: *_IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY_*
Just ask him. He has 4 balls.
What about Giorno
Giorno: OH MY GOD RIGHT!?
Giorno: *ZA. WARUDO*
Joseph isnt Bi wtf Dio is
The gayness of part 4 alone is strong enough to counter all of parts 1-3
Part 3 was so manly too
*rohan
Stand proud: reaches 88 miles per hour
All of part four, especially great days: I'm finna end thin man's whole career
You could've just said every Jojo OP, but it gets faster until part 4, then it slows down
English viking kaden Bloody Stream slows and speeds up
That moment when Great Days basically turns into a vaporwave remix
I love how every time Rohan was on screen or slowed down
The second I read the description the first thing that came to mind was "How slow will great days get?"
it somehow slows the video past normal
It somehow undoes both jonathan, Joseph and jotaro themes, a total of 4 badass as fuck themes, and then toes SLOWER THEN NORMAL SPEED WELL BEFORE GREAT DAYS FINISHES WHAT THE FU-
the fact that rohan single handly made Great Days play at normal speed is impressive
*Josuke appears*
*Video slows down*
what the fuck did you just say about my waifu? Josuke is big gay
2:36 za faruto
k
lolololol
D accord gaetan le tueur
Hey I had taco bell alright
*fart*
2:40 *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
2:46 it was at this moment. The video knew. *IT FUCKED UP*
**WRRYYYYYYYYYY*
That fart sound tho!!!
Jojo's retarded adventure
Unyt I hear Alvin and chipmunks being killed
Idk why this got recomended to me 6 years later, but this would be crazy with part 6 💀
I just realized, Joseph, jotaro, josuke, etc were already in the anime by part 1.
same, it took me a while to notice that
Bluedisc how?
Flumberjack Jack the manga strips at the start
Defeito Mental Oh right.
The protagonists of part 2 to 6 appears on First opening (Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno and Jolyne), because they Seasons on manga had already released when the First Season of The anime was made. And the order is from the future to the past, as if they were revisiting the story of the first JoJo.
I love how the music loses its shit at Stand Proud and drastically fell down at the Part 4 openings.
2:36
ZA FARTOUUUU!!!!
Brrrrt~
Dude you're a god damn genius.
Not only for your comment, your profile picture also adds up to it.
Tuepfelkus Yeah, it does.
That's Iggy's job
MadGuy550 Lmaooo
It sounds just like a fart 😂😂😂
I can’t believe Great Days managed to singlehandedly reverse everything the previous opens had done and then some
I had no idea a sped-up/slowed version of Breakdown sounded so good
I need The ''Great days" song slowed down like it is at 5:56
Part 1 was super manly
Miles James Nothing about Part 1 was unmanly.
Should've been so fast it skipped
Miles James all parts should’ve been manly. God damn araki you’re ruining it
HiddenNinjablade ok and your saying that part 2 and part 4 were?
HiddenNinjablade I think Dio kissing Jojo's girl wasn't manly tho.
2:37 hol up what was that sound and why im laughing so hard
ZA FARTO
Me too it's too good
I farted right as I saw that comment
Fard
Fart
It sped up when Stroheim hit the salute lmao
Any opening for part 5 would have this thing going in reverse
Death Fish Of Earth part 5 isn't an anime yet?
DaLlama Not Yet.
at least there is mista
Steel Ball Run will stop the video but JoJolion will stop time itself
mista will make it an alvin and the chipmunks cover
Rohan: appears
*video slows down 500%
> not manly or gay
Nothing more manly than a gay man.
MelonKeepR False for various reasons.
Black Panther a straight relationship: a man and a woman
Gay relationship: a man and a man
More men=more manly
MelonKeepR *Fuck no*
GreenMonkey Can't have kids therefore less manly.
They can adopt, or have someone bear their child for them. Additionally, I'm not really sure what's manly about having kids. Not that it's particularly non-manly and, of course, manly is a sexist term itself and doesn't hold much meaning.
Rohan’s presence making everything slow down was really funny ngl
Can't wait for Part 5 of this included making it slower than a turtlereff.
not so sure about that, mista would make it speed up like crazy
toxicspikes098 That is true, I am gay for Mista and his THICC ass
bucellati's lick would reset the universe
that's will be time stop
Sbr wouldnt even move
>Stardust Crusaders
>testosterone level is over 9000
aleksnnov diamond is unbreakable starts my muscles and jaw
rohan single handedly sending great days back to normal speed kills me
Platinum: *EEEE*
World: *EEEE*
Parts 1-3 are so manly it isn’t gay
part 2 at least is entirely gay
*have you seen caesar*
The first pose that joseph did was pretty gay i suppose
Except bits of part 2
I've not seen this yet, but im gonna guess that it speeds up to a ridiculous amount then slows down all the way again when the DIU intros play
edit: i was right
nice guess
zyzix not chaser tho
Maximum Jaximum yes it did go back and see lol
Darius Jones fuckin barely
Edit: it speeds up fuckong peepee head
Maximum Jaximum nope it gets close to normal if u check one more time. That or I'm fucking blind and deaf lol
2:38 aight imma head out
Jotaro: *Blinks*
Video: I am speed
mih!
Rohan is immune to pucci because he basically is a counter to everything that is manly.
And I also lost at the beginning how Giorno basically is the only slow down at part 1.
And jolyne
That fucking feeling, when Jolyn is actually manlier than Giorno.
It's canon that Rohan is so gay he's immune to Made in Heaven.
no joke look it up
Giorno Giovanna you misspelled fast
DAGA KOTOWARU
Rohan appears
*EVERYTHING SLOW DOWN*
Fella's, is it gay to pose on your own deck?
Every JoJo opening but every time star platinum appears the video doubles in speed
No u
Because star platinum is straight
0:54
Hey HEY!
How could you start slowing it down?
Those are the manliest poses I've seen in my entire life!
*poses like a GAY stripper*
Actually, this is normal for jojo soooo....
@@niydfass1060 -_-
i fucking love how every time rohan comes on screen it just slows tf down
I love how it goes back to the original speed and then speeds down, fucking part 4
>speeds down
Part 1 and 3 makes it extremely fast
Part 2 slows it down a little
Part 4 makes its slow motion even with the speed from part 3
So in part 5 it'll probably stop
2:36
> stops time
> farts and walk confidently
> fights jotaro
> doesn't elaborate
Damnit josuke. The contrast from part 1 to 4
Bren Wan try to read jojolian