Every JoJo OP But Only When There Is A Visible Italian In Frame (UPDATED)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

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  • @Yakimiso23_
    @Yakimiso23_ Месяц назад +3050

    Suzi Q's blood fucking carried this vid holy shit

    • @damianvasquez2362
      @damianvasquez2362 Месяц назад +152

      Bruh i forgot all bout suzi Q

    • @icravedeath.1200
      @icravedeath.1200 Месяц назад +107

      ​​@@damianvasquez2362how dare u.
      What if araki made a spin off slice of life shoujo/josei manga focusing on the everyday adventures of her and the other female cast members.
      Make it have a lucky star/saiki k chill kinda vibe.
      Now that I think about it that'd be absolute kino wouldn't it😂

    • @thinemaningtonman
      @thinemaningtonman Месяц назад +25

      Italian alert 🔥🗣🗣

    • @martochi-goose
      @martochi-goose 29 дней назад +3

      Literally tho

    • @jackmclean4120
      @jackmclean4120 28 дней назад +3

      Jesus Christ, I forgot about her.

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 9 месяцев назад +1188

    Part 1: manga panels
    Part 2: Caesar's bizarre adventure
    Part 3 and 4 *JUST JOTARO*
    Part 5: Abbaccio's dream
    Part 6: *Italian-American supremacy*

    • @KL6Soup
      @KL6Soup 8 месяцев назад +88

      Tonio’s in part 4

    • @user-dh7sm9zh9e
      @user-dh7sm9zh9e Месяц назад +6

      Part 6 has no Americans

    • @MusashiJager
      @MusashiJager Месяц назад +33

      @@user-dh7sm9zh9e pucci is Italian-American

    • @Percivaldimabuyu
      @Percivaldimabuyu Месяц назад

      jolyne is half anerican​@@user-dh7sm9zh9e

    • @itzweegee8529
      @itzweegee8529 Месяц назад +30

      Abbachio’s dream 😂😂true

  • @vasart7974
    @vasart7974 Месяц назад +1381

    Jolene is the "yes, I am Italian actually" type of american

    • @ProfTricky3168
      @ProfTricky3168 Месяц назад +46

      Vs the Italian who migrated to US

    • @darkmatter9643
      @darkmatter9643 Месяц назад +140

      So her bloodline is:
      1/2 American (presumably American mother)
      1/4th Japanese (jotaro’s father was Japanese)
      1/8th English (Joseph Joestar)
      1/8th Italian (Suzie Q)

    • @HashbrownMashup
      @HashbrownMashup 28 дней назад +5

      @@darkmatter9643 "American" isn't an ethnicity.

    • @darkmatter9643
      @darkmatter9643 28 дней назад +62

      @@HashbrownMashup Well an ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups. Those attributes can include a common nation of origin, or common sets of ancestry, traditions, language, history, society, religion, or social treatment. So yeah, Americans are actually an ethnic group, even if Americans don’t think so.

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 28 дней назад +16

      ​@@HashbrownMashupyes it is lol

  • @PieDivide
    @PieDivide Месяц назад +586

    i like how Tonio got a handful of frames before fucking Jotaro came back

  • @AceofDiamonds236
    @AceofDiamonds236 11 месяцев назад +1735

    This really highlights why Part 6 is the climax of the original universe. It depicts the fated battle that the series had always been leading up to: Italian-American versus Italian-American

    • @zachnoland155
      @zachnoland155 2 месяца назад +139

      Italian American vs Italian-American

    • @ShivKumar-vr8qt
      @ShivKumar-vr8qt Месяц назад

      The true evil force was the Italian Americans we met along the way

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 25 дней назад +14

      Italian-American vs American-Italian

    • @Diluca06
      @Diluca06 25 дней назад +2

      Wait, wasnt Jonathan and Dio English? Só why is this way?

    • @ZeeZeeVee
      @ZeeZeeVee 25 дней назад +5

      @@Diluca06 Joseph and Suzie Q had partially Italian children

  • @harrypotamus4968
    @harrypotamus4968 Месяц назад +442

    "Star Platinum and Stone Free are Italians" are very funny phrases to read in the description

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita Месяц назад +34

      Stella di platino e pietra libera

    • @sebastianr.1919
      @sebastianr.1919 Месяц назад +25

      @@Ex-memegodita That sh*t sounds too good.

    • @Acoustic_Screecher
      @Acoustic_Screecher 29 дней назад +5

      _ora ora's you in an italian accent_

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita 6 дней назад

      @@Acoustic_Screecher in Italian that means now

  • @jamesburke4747
    @jamesburke4747 9 месяцев назад +3119

    The fact that Jotaro is technically more Italian than Giorno scares me

    • @chapomajik8249
      @chapomajik8249 Месяц назад +78

      vision raciste des choses je pense

    • @Arthurthelegeeend
      @Arthurthelegeeend Месяц назад +366

      The fact that jolyne is more italian than Giorno

    • @Scope34
      @Scope34 Месяц назад +259

      ​@@chapomajik8249giorno is 50% british 50% japanese afaik

    • @AlBurke47
      @AlBurke47 Месяц назад +23

      Dio is likely Italian

    • @C_Medici
      @C_Medici Месяц назад +187

      @@AlBurke47he’s British

  • @TheActualMrLink
    @TheActualMrLink Месяц назад +371

    7:14 I how OP is so committed to the bit that they skipped the, like, 1 single frame of the interrogation room scene where Jotaro and Jolyne are *just barely* out of frame. That’s funny. :D

    • @WaverlyAverly
      @WaverlyAverly 27 дней назад +32

      The title makes a promise and the video delivers. You really can't argue

    • @tnarwhal
      @tnarwhal 25 дней назад +10

      "Let's get started count!"
      "On-Two Three!"

    • @possibly_ben
      @possibly_ben 20 дней назад +2

      didn't do it for when purple haze's smoke was covering everything on screen though

    • @YeetZmeN
      @YeetZmeN 17 дней назад +7

      @@possibly_benPurple Haze is an extension of Fugo, thus Purple Haze is Italian. Purple Haze’s smoke is an extension of Purple Haze, thus Purple Haze’s smoke is Italian.

  • @21st_CenturySchizoidMan
    @21st_CenturySchizoidMan Месяц назад +565

    You could argue that gold experience itself is Italian, since Giorno manifested it in Italy, and was thus born in Italy.

    • @jwilker94
      @jwilker94 Месяц назад +44

      Brando is also an Italian surname so I would argue both Dio and Giorno should’ve counted as Italian by blood

    • @21st_CenturySchizoidMan
      @21st_CenturySchizoidMan Месяц назад +30

      ​@@jwilker94 Eh, not really. Like yeah, it's an Italian name, but it's not really confirmed in any way.

    • @jwilker94
      @jwilker94 Месяц назад +10

      @@21st_CenturySchizoidMan TRUE but, I’m just salty Giorno didn’t make it

    • @hpropganda
      @hpropganda Месяц назад +18

      ​@@21st_CenturySchizoidManboth Dario and Brando are also Italian names. So yk, it's very possible.

    • @serenegenerally
      @serenegenerally 28 дней назад +11

      The video is going off of actual canon instead of speculation, so let’s just assume not.

  • @Undydamon
    @Undydamon Месяц назад +376

    Can't wait for when we eventually get a SBR opening and it will basically just be Gyro

    • @TortoiseNotTurtle
      @TortoiseNotTurtle Месяц назад +59

      and potentially Wekapipo

    • @kaystert
      @kaystert Месяц назад +40

      and omg Hot Pants too 💀

    • @kusu4059
      @kusu4059 27 дней назад +15

      Hey you all forgetting the most important character, my boy Oyecomova
      (Fun fact: neither of those characters is thecnically italian cause they are from the kingdom of naples, wich is not unified to italy for some reason. Araki was feeling funny idk)

    • @DrunkedOwly
      @DrunkedOwly 23 дня назад +1

      Is there any Italian in Jojolion?

    • @spacenaves
      @spacenaves 16 дней назад +3

      ​@@DrunkedOwlyAs far as I know, Mamezuku being a descendant of the Zeppelis is never confirmed in the manga, so no. Jojolands is our last hope.

  • @NuezWalnut
    @NuezWalnut Год назад +439

    Part 1: Will Zeppeli's Blood
    Part 2: Caesar Tendency
    Part 3: Stardust Jotaro
    Part 4: Jotaro Is Unbreakable
    Part 5: Golden Buccellati
    Part 6: Jolyne Ocean

    • @laravioliiii2832
      @laravioliiii2832 8 месяцев назад +61

      Part 7: Gyro's Steel Balls
      Part 8: lion
      Part 9: Accalands

    • @PainweedingPills
      @PainweedingPills 8 месяцев назад +35

      Jotaro (and Tonio) Are Unbreakable

    • @Carnivex.
      @Carnivex. Месяц назад +3

      @@laravioliiii2832 CRAZYY

    • @JeffBezos-n3r
      @JeffBezos-n3r Месяц назад +7

      ​@@laravioliiii2832gyros steel balls 🤤

    • @DerpyTC
      @DerpyTC Месяц назад

      @@JeffBezos-n3rI want gyro to break your balls

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere Год назад +1037

    Part 2: SHIZAAS
    Part 3-4: jotaro. No one else. Only jotaro.
    Part 5: literally everyone but Giorno
    Part 6: vaguely normal

    • @masterain6159
      @masterain6159 Год назад +105

      Tonio for part 4 also

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere Год назад +21

      ​@@masterain6159tonio is irrelevant

    • @Sagory666
      @Sagory666 10 месяцев назад +54

      Part 1 had the comics and William Zeppeli

    • @PipeBombStan
      @PipeBombStan 10 месяцев назад +8

      Giorno is not Italian?

    • @DaveRequiem
      @DaveRequiem 9 месяцев назад +59

      @@Xman34washeretonio is the most important character in part 4

  • @yeoldeharbinger5880
    @yeoldeharbinger5880 Месяц назад +119

    The implication that Stands share the ethnicity of their owner both makes perfect sense and feels bizarre

    • @santiagoacosta3372
      @santiagoacosta3372 24 дня назад +16

      The stans are just manifestations of ones soul
      .
      .
      Their souls are Italian

    • @delano4526
      @delano4526 22 дня назад +9

      I always imagined The World with a British accent

    • @Phoenix-nw4rj
      @Phoenix-nw4rj 11 дней назад

      Did someone say bizzare?

  • @aneonfoxtribute
    @aneonfoxtribute Месяц назад +151

    Me trying to figure out how this video is 9 minutes long, seeing Jotaro, and going "OH MY GOD HIS GRANDMOTHER IS ITALIAN FUCK"

    • @DrunkedOwly
      @DrunkedOwly 23 дня назад +13

      Yeah, I was confused by all the jotaro untill I remembered Suzie q

  • @theeggineer
    @theeggineer Месяц назад +105

    9:22 SWEAR TO GOD THE LYRICS SAY "ITALIAN"

  • @KaijuofSteel
    @KaijuofSteel Месяц назад +117

    2:51 Josuke showing up for a single frame because he's always wanted to get some cool Italian shoes

    • @go_golden
      @go_golden 17 дней назад +2

      gureto daze

  • @melbiamil5144
    @melbiamil5144 Месяц назад +50

    this is how diavolo perceives the world around him

  • @Barriertriostruckapose
    @Barriertriostruckapose Месяц назад +242

    I like how this video implies Star Platinum is Italian

    • @arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42
      @arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42 Месяц назад +29

      sTar pLatinum is an extension of jotaro's soul

    • @Guy-May-Cry
      @Guy-May-Cry Месяц назад +22

      I mean, he isn't proven to not be Italian so...

    • @darioalejandrosirventgarci743
      @darioalejandrosirventgarci743 Месяц назад +23

      I think it's leaning more towards the fact that, because Jotaro is grandson to Suzie Q, who is italian, Jotaro is actually 1/4 italian and thus could count as one.

    • @SuperbSnatch
      @SuperbSnatch Месяц назад +3

      @@darioalejandrosirventgarci743ah yes, suzie qs granddaughter jotaro kujo

    • @damiengamez1909
      @damiengamez1909 Месяц назад +6

      If he wasn’t his stand cry would be “or or or or or or!”

  • @gortcapybara6982
    @gortcapybara6982 Месяц назад +41

    I like how you made their stands count as italian because it's technically the character's soul and we all know the nationality is stored in the soul

  • @Lovewins789
    @Lovewins789 4 месяца назад +179

    Is this why Jotaro and Jolyne talk with their hands?!

  • @Nyan_nii
    @Nyan_nii Месяц назад +75

    No wonder Star Platanium can do funky things with his fingers. Dudes italian they half speak in hand signs

    • @syton3634
      @syton3634 Месяц назад +1

      funky... things?

    • @Nyan_nii
      @Nyan_nii Месяц назад +9

      @@syton3634 STAR FINGER

  • @amadii8768
    @amadii8768 Год назад +436

    hear me out, JJBA op but only when there isn't a visible Italian in frame

    • @sansstudios1969
      @sansstudios1969 11 месяцев назад +152

      Part 5 openings but only Giorno is there lmao

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 Месяц назад +29

      But only when there's an invisible Italian in frame.

    • @tomatelord8126
      @tomatelord8126 Месяц назад +12

      Italian in frame, but only on JJBA ops

    • @Owenbot3000
      @Owenbot3000 Месяц назад +7

      ​@jruler93 so when risotto is on screen?

    • @markomega8719
      @markomega8719 10 дней назад

      Part 3 is going to get ZA HANDOed

  • @MatterOrNot
    @MatterOrNot Месяц назад +63

    I hate the contradiction with Giorno and Jotaro. Araki is a fucking manace.

  • @kikiretzorg1467
    @kikiretzorg1467 10 месяцев назад +273

    Stone Ocean is actually Araki’s commentary on the intranational tensions between northern and southern Italy, hence why the story pits a mixed-heritage Venetian against a full-blooded Sicilian

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita Месяц назад +19

      Pucci is Italian American not fully Italian, he isn't full-blooded

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 Месяц назад +2

      This is beyond stretching

    • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
      @glowcloudwheatproducts495 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@Ex-memegoditaitalian-american refers to an italian person who live in america. So he is italian-american either way

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita Месяц назад +12

      @@glowcloudwheatproducts495 it refers to a person who:
      1: is fully Italian, but obtained American citizenship because he lives there for a long time and vice versa;
      2: is born in the USA with fully or partial Italian heritage and vice versa (if the child lives in Italy until he's 5);

    • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
      @glowcloudwheatproducts495 Месяц назад +8

      @@Ex-memegodita yeah, my point is that you can be "full-blooded" Italian and Italian American. Dont remember what pucci is though

  • @totallyawesome5458
    @totallyawesome5458 2 месяца назад +248

    Ah yes, Jotaro, the British-American-Italian-Japanese dude

    • @huryshmarkian
      @huryshmarkian Месяц назад

      He has no American blood in his veins, he married an American, that's it.

    • @rfurthegamer3412
      @rfurthegamer3412 Месяц назад +12

      So, Jonathon, that’s British, then Lisa Lisa, Italian, then his father. No American.

    • @kurusgyros7365
      @kurusgyros7365 Месяц назад +1

      @@rfurthegamer3412Isn't Joseph American?

    • @rfurthegamer3412
      @rfurthegamer3412 Месяц назад +26

      @@kurusgyros7365 he lived in America. But his parents are British and he lived in Britain until he was 17 or so.

    • @not_eagleye
      @not_eagleye Месяц назад +1

      ​@@rfurthegamer3412 suzie q is italian too

  • @Sam-pie
    @Sam-pie Месяц назад +17

    "Star Platinum and Stone Free are italians" might be the best quote of this year

  • @anthonyslaptheknee9344
    @anthonyslaptheknee9344 Месяц назад +19

    You think Diavlo was mad at giorno that he made this video and just skipped every part that had him in it

  • @grhtheblahaj4248
    @grhtheblahaj4248 11 месяцев назад +111

    Let me see if I get this right…
    Holy Kujo nee Q Joestar is an American citizen born in America (?) to Joseph Joestar (🇬🇧 English) and Suzy Q (🇮🇹Italian). She is therefore 1/2 Italian. She married Sadao Kujo, a Japanese man.
    IIRC, Joseph’s family became American citizens in the 50 years between Battle Tendency and Stardust Crusaders but Im not certain where Holy was born.
    Their son - Jotaro is a Japanese citizen; born in Japan. (Father: Sadao = 🇯🇵🇯🇵; Mother: Holy = 🇬🇧🇮🇹) Therefore, he is 1/4 Italian.
    Jotaro married (later divorced) an American woman and they have a daughter with American Citizenship named Jolyne.
    Im not certain if Jolyne is born in America or Japan.
    Jolyne is 1/8 Italian (Father: Jotaro = Sadao 🇯🇵🇯🇵/Holy 🇬🇧🇮🇹; Mother: Grandpa 🇺🇸🇺🇸/ Grandma 🇺🇸🇺🇸)
    Giorno (Haruno) is a Japanese-born Italian citizen and migrant (since age 4) born through a Japanese mother and two halves of a British man. Hence, like the anon cop in Episode one said; he has no drop of Italian blood in him.
    Unless the fan theory of Dario Brando being an Italian-migrant to Victorian England is true, only then…

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 6 месяцев назад +18

      I believe Jotaro's wife is also Italian-American, which would make Jolyne mostly Italian and then equal-parts Japanese and English.
      I believe Dario might either have been an Italian migrant or a pureblood English adopted by an Anglo-Italian family. If the latter holds, then Dario, Dio, and Giorno are indeed not Italian.

    • @C_Medici
      @C_Medici Месяц назад +8

      @@grhtheblahaj4248 you’re correct, but the theory just wouldn’t make sense. Dios family is really poor, and his father is canonically British

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita Месяц назад +3

      ​@@C_MediciItalian migrants in the US weren't rich at all and Dario could be a son to an Italian migrant in Britain, so all fits

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune Месяц назад +3

      ​@@C_Mediciit was mostly poor people who migrated in the hopes of better money, rich people moved because they married someone or really liked a place but that's it

  • @PaintSplashProductions
    @PaintSplashProductions 8 месяцев назад +183

    Am I the only one who forget Jotaro, and my extension Jolyne, are of Italian decent?
    Because I did until this video 🤣

    • @generaledelogu1892
      @generaledelogu1892 Месяц назад +19

      I totally did too bro forgot Susie q was italian 😂

    • @arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42
      @arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42 Месяц назад +1

      I also forgor and had to think

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile Месяц назад +3

      Since I skipped parts 1 and 2, I didn't even know Jotaro had some salami in him. Big shock

    • @evangedeon2194
      @evangedeon2194 Месяц назад +7

      Now, even though I don't agree with part skippers, I will recommend that even if you leave Part One alone, you still go back and enjoy Battle Tendency. It's crazy fun.

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile Месяц назад +1

      @@evangedeon2194 Vampires, Hamon, and buff stone people are boring imo.

  • @DarkKnight6six6
    @DarkKnight6six6 Месяц назад +14

    It's wild how easy to forget it is that Giorno has literally zero Italian ancestry.

  • @chandlercarter364
    @chandlercarter364 Месяц назад +11

    At what percentage of Italian is the physical manifestation of your fighting spirit not considered Italian

  • @explosive_nuclear_catz
    @explosive_nuclear_catz Месяц назад +24

    Araki really likes Italians.

    • @Mukyoukai
      @Mukyoukai 25 дней назад +1

      >Sees the Jojo collab with Gucci
      "Yep"

    • @jokerys
      @jokerys 10 дней назад

      Araki must love pasta

  • @lemongreed7916
    @lemongreed7916 Год назад +92

    There are for sure a lot of italians in jojo
    Also, "Star Platinum and Stone Free and Italians" sounds so funny to me for no reason

  • @jruler93
    @jruler93 Месяц назад +13

    I was confused for a bit why parts 3 & 4 were showing Jotaro, but then I remembered that Joseph married Suzi Q and they had Holy, who then had Jotaro, making him 1/4 Italian (and by extension, making Jolyne 1/8 Italian).

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner Месяц назад +55

    This is so dumb, I love it
    Bro, the appearance of Tonio killed me lol

  • @Jotoreo_kujie_cream
    @Jotoreo_kujie_cream Месяц назад +17

    Ah yes, jotaro, the living British Italian Japanese incarnation of "🗿"

  • @evangedeon2194
    @evangedeon2194 Месяц назад +9

    Somehow cutting large fractions out makes me appreciate every moment of these openings even more.

  • @netgeek1580
    @netgeek1580 29 дней назад +4

    I love that basically all of the iterations of the part 5 OPs are in

  • @iceburg-bw9mf
    @iceburg-bw9mf 29 дней назад +8

    Ok that's enough traitors Requiem for today

  • @micfix0126
    @micfix0126 Месяц назад +12

    Since Giorno is living in Italy, if hes a legal citizen that is, he should have Italian citizenship, thus making Giorno a valid Italian

  • @MyGhostEchoes
    @MyGhostEchoes Месяц назад +7

    WAIT, JOTARO WOULD BE LIKE A QUARTER ITALIAN BECAUSE OF SUZI Q I NEVER REALIZED THAT

  • @tomboyjessie1352
    @tomboyjessie1352 Месяц назад +6

    I almost forgot that Jotaro has Italian blood from his mom's side.

  • @caydenplayzgaming8972
    @caydenplayzgaming8972 Месяц назад +17

    There is a theory on Giorno being Italian, or more well DIO being Italian. Dario Brando aka DIO's father, has an Italian name aswell as his son(DIO) the theory gives the idea that Dario is an Italian immigrant and therefore DIO is Italian, making Giorno Italian. DARIO + British= Italian/British DIO + Japanese = Italian/british/Japanese. Giorno is a third of an Italian. YIPPEE!

    • @yohane-samaslittledemon5902
      @yohane-samaslittledemon5902 25 дней назад +2

      But DIO was only the head. The sperm would be Jonathan's, and thus British, whether this theory is true or not. Giorno has no Italian blood, no matter how you look at it.

  • @ReaperJeepers
    @ReaperJeepers Месяц назад +5

    As an Italian myself i loved this 🤣

  • @AIMalek
    @AIMalek Месяц назад +4

    I like how literally everyone in golden wind is italian except giorno

  • @Soup_Whale99
    @Soup_Whale99 Год назад +33

    i love how theres no part(until potentially part 8, havent read it) where one of the main character isnt atleast a quarter italian, itd be more if joseph was part italian
    Edit: i have now read part 8 and am almost caught up with the jojolands, and indeed this holds up.
    Part 1-Will A. Zeppeli(italian)
    Part 2- SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA zeppeli(italian)
    Part 3&4-Jotaro Kujo(quarter italian due to his grandmother,suzi q, being italian)
    Part 5-all the main cast other than giorno, who is infact not italian by blood.
    Part 6-jotaro and jolyne(jolyne is only about one eight Italian, but i consider jotaro part of the main cast of SO so yeah)
    Part 7-Gyro Zeppeli(italian, pizza mozzarella man)
    Part 8-josuke higashikata/gappy/the gapster(also assumidly only an eighth italian assuming josefumi isnt also part italian, due to kira having the same exact circumstances as jotaro)
    Part 9-jodio&dragona(both are quarter italian due to their grandmother being italian)
    So other than part 8, every jojo part has someone who is atleast 1/4th italian and in the main cast of characters.

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 10 месяцев назад

      Joseph laid pipe in Suzi Q to honor Caesar’s national heritage because he didn’t get the chance to make half-Italian babies with Caesar

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 7 месяцев назад +9

      Part 8 still shows alternate Joseph marrying an alternate Suzie Q, so yes, all the Jojos are atleast quarter Italian

  • @niydfass1060
    @niydfass1060 Месяц назад +83

    I find it extremely funny that Giorno is considered not Italian despite being born in Italy and having Italian citizenship, but Jotaro is because his grandma was italian, and Jolyne despite only her great grandmother being italian

    • @dj-um7el
      @dj-um7el Месяц назад +27

      Giorno is not Italian, he was born in Japan. He's Japanese-English. 💀

    • @LaxerGD
      @LaxerGD Месяц назад +17

      giorno is half british and half japanese by blood. hes only half italian because he lived in italy for most of his life

    • @TrueMakedonia
      @TrueMakedonia Месяц назад +11

      Italian citizenship doesn't make you Italian

    • @LaxerGD
      @LaxerGD Месяц назад +21

      @@TrueMakedonia it injects italian blood in me

    • @watan_5913
      @watan_5913 Месяц назад

      Absolutely nuts that living in a country since you were 4 does not count as being of that country. What's with the race scientists in this comment section

  • @FantyPegasus
    @FantyPegasus Месяц назад +32

    There is theory that suggests Dio can be Italian. His parents were poor people with Italian names in GB. They or maybe only Dario was Italian who moved to GB.

    • @Xyrime
      @Xyrime Месяц назад +12

      Take to account that some characters'names are based on some famous brands,(D and G = Dolce & Gabbana, i think) we can't base the nationalities just by names of said brands

    • @FantyPegasus
      @FantyPegasus Месяц назад +3

      @@Xyrime Why tho? All main characters' names fit their nationality and living place. And this theory does not depend only on names. There were some other things but I don't really remember. I heard it either from Hamon Beat or one Russian blogger but I'm not sure from which one.

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Xyrimeso why Dario? He could've been Darius, but araki chose the Italian version of that name

    • @Xyrime
      @Xyrime Месяц назад +9

      @@Ex-memegodita he's a great italian fan. No joke, he really loves italian people

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita Месяц назад +7

      @@Xyrime he's in my list of Japanese people obsessed with Italy, I know only two: hayao Miyazaki and him, but it's still a list

  • @catisyellen9877
    @catisyellen9877 29 дней назад +4

    Part 5: When you’re the only one in your group who isn’t actually Italian 😂

  • @DamianQualshy
    @DamianQualshy 29 дней назад +4

    OH MY GOD IT'S BECAUSE OF SUZIE Q

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 24 дня назад +2

    I was so confused about how long his video was until I remembered Suzy Q is an Italian😅

  • @wonderincgames
    @wonderincgames Год назад +24

    By the way, am I the only one who loves white snake's angry face in heaven's falling down?

  • @wonderincgames
    @wonderincgames Год назад +27

    This masterpiece is underrated

  • @underestim4tion
    @underestim4tion 28 дней назад +3

    I like that while Parts 3-4 are almost only the main character, Part 5 is everything except Giorno

  • @saianimate
    @saianimate Месяц назад +3

    did i just forget weather is italian

  • @LilacStarvix
    @LilacStarvix 28 дней назад +2

    'so for the purposes of this video Star Platinum and Stone Free are Italians.'
    I have no idea why this is so damn funny too me askjgdskdjgsdfh

  • @AruShinichi
    @AruShinichi 29 дней назад +2

    This video reminded me of the fact that Jotaro has some Italian heritage.

  • @k474
    @k474 24 дня назад +1

    Giorno: "But... I'm italian, right?"
    Vento Aureo's openings: "Yeah... Sure..."

  • @g.b0is970
    @g.b0is970 Месяц назад +3

    We’ll time to watch Like half of part 5 in this video-
    Me when I realized it’s the openings: a

  • @Guts0998
    @Guts0998 Месяц назад +2

    They made fire animation for the openings since season one, and im glad cuz goddayum those anims are so fire

    • @Guts0998
      @Guts0998 Месяц назад +1

      I repeat, the anim is fire, just like the song

  • @DeathguardCleric
    @DeathguardCleric 19 дней назад +2

    for everyone confused about jotaro and jolyne:
    Joseph(English) + Suzi Q(Italian) = Holly (Holy) Joestar (English-Italian)
    Holly Joestar (English-Italian) + Sadao Kujo (Japanese) = Jotaro Kujo (Japanese-English-Italian)
    Jotaro Kujo (Japanese-English-Italian) + Mrs Kujo (American) = Jolyne 'Cujoh' (American-Japanese-English-Italian)

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean Месяц назад +2

    Today i learned that Jotaro is italian..somehow
    And i quiver at the implication that star platinum itself is also Italian

  • @moosen135
    @moosen135 Месяц назад +3

    Not me forgetting Suzie Q exists.

  • @volatilegoblin3263
    @volatilegoblin3263 Месяц назад +5

    I totally forgot that Jotaro is 1/4 Italian.

    • @2frudels
      @2frudels Месяц назад +2

      that would make jolyne 1/16

  • @N-word2226
    @N-word2226 Год назад +15

    But wait isn't Holly also partly italian because she is the daughter of Suzie Q who is italian🤨🤨🤨

  • @Mechjeb661
    @Mechjeb661 16 дней назад +2

    2:05 The World's hands are not visible. SCAMMED!

  • @Sci_X1
    @Sci_X1 Месяц назад +1

    This is basically part 5 openings plus jotaro and jolyene

  • @kingdedederealnotclickbait3125
    @kingdedederealnotclickbait3125 Месяц назад +6

    I like how you count Star Platinum as Italian :]

  • @eelseabb
    @eelseabb Год назад +44

    🤓: Uhm, actually... there's 2 frames in each version of "Uragimono no Requiem" in which Giorno Giovanna, who is not italian, is the only one in frame... just so you know your video is FACTUALLY WRONG.

    • @HappyLovesNymph
      @HappyLovesNymph Месяц назад +18

      Background is Italian enough

    • @RandomRandomRandomX10
      @RandomRandomRandomX10 Месяц назад +7

      Errrrrhm, ACTUALLY
      While Dio and Johnatan may not be Italian nor Giorno's mother
      Remember that Zeppeli gave Johnatan a part of himself and transfered his Hamon to him making Johnatan Italian at some percentage
      (Obviusly sarcasm)

    • @Gerac68hfr
      @Gerac68hfr Месяц назад

      It's honestly not that far-fetched to think Dio might have some Italian heritage considering Dio and Dario are such Italian names and Brando is an Italian surname

    • @Gerac68hfr
      @Gerac68hfr Месяц назад

      ​@@RandomRandomRandomX10 Dio could possibly have some Italian ancestry

  • @genghisdingus
    @genghisdingus 24 дня назад +2

    Giorno: 100% British + 100% Japanese = 0% Italian

  • @theh3647
    @theh3647 4 дня назад

    Finally, the jojo openings i've been wanting

  • @drvinylscratch1936
    @drvinylscratch1936 23 дня назад +1

    I lile how i couldnt tell when chase changed to great days

  • @huxleyleigh4856
    @huxleyleigh4856 Месяц назад

    Part 3 and 4 are just Jotaro's bizarre adventure.
    Part 5 is really interesting because only a little is missing, like king crimson has been skipping bits.

  • @torvikgrendahl6129
    @torvikgrendahl6129 Месяц назад +6

    part 5 is just King Crimson vs GER

  • @BluDino129
    @BluDino129 21 день назад +1

    You should Update "Every Jojo Opening But Read The Description." (It was really funny and I'd like to see the other new intros)

  • @UngarsquiaimeJojoetlesjeuxvid
    @UngarsquiaimeJojoetlesjeuxvid 17 дней назад

    Jolyne casually being British-American-Japanese-Italian.

  • @Abbys_Labs
    @Abbys_Labs 28 дней назад +2

    I didnt realize the Netflix Skip Intro button was Italian too!

  • @odd9965
    @odd9965 24 дня назад

    there is an entirely unnoticeable single frame of a mirror that does not display a visual Italian

  • @Renotaraa
    @Renotaraa 28 дней назад +1

    Part 5 openings: the abbaccio cut

  • @chaos4654
    @chaos4654 Месяц назад +2

    We need the next vid to be Jojo intros, but only when immigrants are on screen. We'll have basically nothing of Part 4 or 6. XD
    And Jojo intros, but only when locals are on screen. Stardust Crusaders Egypt half is just Avdol. :D

  • @RealDavidMassacro
    @RealDavidMassacro Месяц назад +4

    7:23 WRYYYYYYYYY

  • @HistoryNerd129
    @HistoryNerd129 20 дней назад +2

    Star Platinum is more Italian than Giorno. Let that sink in.

  • @Percivaldimabuyu
    @Percivaldimabuyu Месяц назад +11

    0:21 nice transition

  • @C43T7etr0II
    @C43T7etr0II Месяц назад +2

    part 5 is literally diavolo everywhere

  • @GoodolKev
    @GoodolKev Месяц назад +2

    3:40 wait whats up with okuyatsu's forehead?!

  • @mrogabooga8308
    @mrogabooga8308 24 дня назад

    Can’t believe i used up 9 minutes and 34 seconds of my life to watch an opening split up into only showing Italians 😭

  • @redmegarex
    @redmegarex 25 дней назад +2

    italy theme song

  • @henrymontes3626
    @henrymontes3626 18 дней назад

    It's funny that Giorno is the odd man out in his own story

  • @videogameboymichael
    @videogameboymichael Год назад +16

    3:41 What's going on here? The bottom half of the statue is Italian but not the top half?

    • @blastro2364
      @blastro2364  Год назад +34

      Rolling Stone is behind the statue. That’s a stand with an Italian stand user, so for this video it counts.

    • @videogameboymichael
      @videogameboymichael Год назад +4

      @@blastro2364 Really? How can you tell? All I see is a generic shadow.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@videogameboymichaelprobably foreshadowing honestly. Like technically speaking Rolling Stone comes before any of the anime, and have some random round thing in the background of something heavily filled with symbolism like JoJo's when the entire point of Rolling Stones is that people are bound to their fates like slaves, along with the rest of chain symbolism?

    • @achmodinivswe9500
      @achmodinivswe9500 Месяц назад

      This comment cracked me up

  • @orangesilver8
    @orangesilver8 29 дней назад +1

    This makes me wonder if doing one for British and Japanese would be any good.

  • @randyrandom3358
    @randyrandom3358 21 день назад

    You know, Jotaro being italian actually just makes sense
    But Giorno not being one is wow

  • @user-qx5km5gg7z
    @user-qx5km5gg7z Месяц назад +2

    there's no way op1 went by so fast bru 😭

  • @heeman1203
    @heeman1203 Месяц назад

    Now hold on a second, Giorno is Italian by culture and Citizenship.

  • @spidzsaus
    @spidzsaus 9 дней назад +1

    i get that jotaro is an italian, but i like the implication that star platinum is also Italian

  • @kalechips5972
    @kalechips5972 21 день назад

    Somehow my brain completely occluded the fact Giorno isn't Italian but Jotaro is...

  • @DamianQualshy
    @DamianQualshy 29 дней назад +1

    also I like that the Stand has the same nationality as it's user

  • @ShyHagood
    @ShyHagood 13 дней назад

    pov: me on a Sunday with insomnia and nothing to do

  • @Vanessomatic
    @Vanessomatic Месяц назад

    When I say Italian, I mean it as a slur unless I'm talking about JoJo

  • @melbiamil5144
    @melbiamil5144 Месяц назад +1

    7:41 you skipped v2 of stone ocean. when she hugs jotaro

  • @somerandomdogontheinternet1338
    @somerandomdogontheinternet1338 15 дней назад

    Im crying basically everyone aside from Giorno in Part 5 are real Italians 😭