Turns out "Copy nothing" actually means "Copy the retro-futurist aggressive boxy design of the Cybertruck, but make it gay". This is a Netflix adaptation in automotive form.
I think that car looks amazing. Yes the advert was really dumb. Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market. I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert. Just like I did with Gillette.
You know, one thing I hate about my side is when they find a political slogan they find mildly amusing, then proceed to beat it over our heads like a dead horse.
@@sphyre1196 took me awhile to figure out what F2M and M2F means and I'm still not sure if it means what I think it means but then I open the comments.... WHAT THE F**K IS A2M?? 😂😂
@Caramelized_Sausage Explaining it will just get the comment nuked but if you Google it the first description under A2M meaning should teach you all you DIDN'T want to know. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.
That's the thing though, ultra woke people are anti-car. I would really like to know who Jaguar thinks is going to buy that thing. They have killed their business for sure.
Yes the advert was really dumb. I think that car looks amazing. Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market. I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert. Just like I did with Gillette.
Yes the advert was really dumb. I think that car looks amazing. Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market. I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert. Just like I did with Gillette.
This makes me sad. In my youth I valeted cars at a fancy hotel. I always loved parking the jags. They smelled like real leather, they were luxurious, the attention to detail and smooth driving experience made other car brands feel like plastic toy cars. Now they've become a plastic toy car.
To be fair, it isn’t jaguar anymore. That company was tossed around and sold out to the point it has no identity, and it shows in the design. You valeted Jaguars, not whatever this is.
I was just christmas shopping. And theres something about these jaguar cars that reminds me of the make-up sections in the department stores. The metallic pink with gold accents and even the new logo all look like the aesthetic of make up brands.
That's it !!! That's it !!! This kind of packaging, so to speak, definitely reminded me of something and I couldn't quite retrieve it from my brain-file.
Well that’s what you get when you have a guy who wears a mesh shirt as your head of marketing. I’m picturing their meetings being a bunch of Mr Slaves bouncing around going “ohh Jesus chrriiiiii” 😂
I was wrong. It wasn't a bait and switch. The market they were going for are people who still play with dollies or people who play with the other sort plastic toys.
I think the biggest problem with modern car design is an obsession with making everything perfectly smooth. For some reason, modern car designers despise texture, everything needs to look like a plastic cube for them to be happy. I appreciate that Rolls Royce rejected that trend and made a car that actually looks like a car
I’ve branded car companies and what concerns me is that the concept cars launched are in 2 of the least popular selling colours. The global market for blue and pink cars is almost non existent, especially within the luxury 150k+ market (example : Ferrari, who sell less than 100 blue cars a year) If they make a gold version it may sell, depending on certain design considerations.
Yes the advert was really dumb. I think it looks great. Yes classic jags are amazing. They had to change it up. As they weren't making money. That advert is so bad. That no self respecting man would buy it. Basically they alienated themselves, from a massive chunk of their perspective consumers.
@@OTH89 I think the F pace is quite handsome looking, the other though are pretty "meh". SUV's are never gonna look as good as a low sleek sedan or coupe
The cars design is more for elites by the design of it. It's electric it doesn't need that long hood, a car that has a long hood is always as a status power symbol
Well, actually there was a part 2 that got canned. It seems that Homer was right and they sold like hotcakes making everyone millionaires. But that would have changed the Simpsons story line forever. Also see Easy Money with Rodney Dangerfield. :P
Or the Canyonero episode and everybody but Homer knew it was the female edition because it had a lipstick holder instead of a cigarette lighter. Every couple years I'll go on a Simpsons binge.
It's a concept car, they are always ridiculously impractical. However usually that is to make them so amazing looking that people get really excited about the brand ready for the actual production model. This is just terrible even as a concept.
@@OTH89 the fact they're trying to advertise their new future line to the general public with a concept that won't be close to production instead of what's potentially going to be the production model is imo a bit goofy. I'd understand if this was being shown at an auto exhibit with the explicit tag "these are concepts for the next generation of Jaugar "but instead it feels like they're going "this is the car *" ("*this isn't the car just a concept ") with this ad campaign
We bought a lotus Elise S1 when they first came out for the fun - it was at the time a true unique sports car but one that had its heritage at heart; and we still have it today 80,000 miles later - being different and unique is ok so long as you can pull in enough people to believe in the essence of your brand not just your car - we would not buy an electric Lotus for the same reasons we bought the original - I hope Jaguar know what they are doing but I fear they have uprooted themselves and wandered into a rainbow just before the sun goes in.
I had a 2018 or 19 XE S. 380hp supercharged V6. Looked sexy angry. I still feel it's the best looking sport sedan ever made. Other than the entertainment system giving me issues until they replaced it, was pretty reliable. Sold it before the warranty ended, cause I'm not an idiot, but man was she gorgeous.
As someone who is a massive gear head it is my opinion that Jaguar has built more truly beautiful cars than possibly any other manufacturer, its certainly in the top 5. In fact I have an X308 XJ8 in my collection. It's beyond insane to me that a brand with that much cache would walk away from its heritage like this.
The new Jags look fine as a car by themselves. But they also look like some random car from Cyberpunk 2077. Very modern sci fi. What they don't look like is a Jaaaaag...
As a car enthusiast I appreciate that despite your admission of not being into cars you still brought up past Jags and even Rolls Royce as what this could've been. To see this spill out from the automotive community into the mainstream is pretty trippy and rarely happens, the last one was the Cybertruck
Turns out "Copy nothing" actually means "Copy the retro-futurist aggressive boxy design of the Cybertruck, but make it gay".
This is a Netflix adaptation in automotive form.
The Cybertruck is already gay.
Brilliant 😂
calling either this or the cybertruck "retro-futuristic" is an insult to retrofuturism
Will say that the cybertruck at least can take a speed bump without reducing it's price value to nickle and buttons due to damage
.."but make it gay".
Oh no did they get influence from Kathleen Kennedy - Cartman?? 😅
Jaguar: "Copy nothing"
Also Jaguar: "Conform to the Current Thing"
If by the current thing you mean 2016 politics...
The gay Batmobile.
Buttmobile
Transmobile
The Robinmobile
They stole their concept from a Chrysler 300s and crossfire.
🤣
As a Jag owner- I actually almost vomited when I saw this car.
I nearly spat my coffee out and laughed.
I think that car looks amazing.
Yes the advert was really dumb.
Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market.
I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert.
Just like I did with Gillette.
@@poopoppyagreed - I’m a Wilkinson Sword man now
Yup. It's as brand suicide a move, as the Aztek was for Pontiac.
When it comes to Jaguar, I identify as Non-Buy-Nary.
You know, one thing I hate about my side is when they find a political slogan they find mildly amusing, then proceed to beat it over our heads like a dead horse.
Non-buyin-any😂🤙
@Yarsig I too hate when we have highly effective propaganda that's catching on and actually working.
🤣🤣🤣
excuse me, you mean no-buy-any ;)
Whatever happened to british racing green. Literally the best color
💯🎯
XJ13
Statistically, green is the most accident prone colour for cars.
@@wobblybobengland XKSS
Puke green would be more apt.
Jaguar is unburdening itself from the greatness that has been its company.
Unburdened by what has been
Ha ha, I love it. Maybe Kamala will buy one😂
@@SimonHughes-rl4jgshe can’t, she’s 20 mil in debt
They all are and have been for awhile.
Dis they mention coming from a middle class.
And now we know why they didn't put it in the ad.
It comes in two models: F2M and M2F.
Didn't you mean A2M and M2A?
@@sphyre1196 you never go A2M?
@@MG-me7iw Nah..not my cup of tea, but I am sure Jaguars CEO is a huge fan of being on the receiving end of some quality A2M.
@@sphyre1196 took me awhile to figure out what F2M and M2F means and I'm still not sure if it means what I think it means but then I open the comments....
WHAT THE F**K IS A2M?? 😂😂
@Caramelized_Sausage Explaining it will just get the comment nuked but if you Google it the first description under A2M meaning should teach you all you DIDN'T want to know. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.
It's for the people who appeared in the commercial!
That's the thing though, ultra woke people are anti-car. I would really like to know who Jaguar thinks is going to buy that thing. They have killed their business for sure.
So the model is Draguar L2Q+?
People ???
they don't buy cars they take government approved green public transport {you will own nothing}
They want crazy Hollywood types with 15 pronouns to buy it
Tesla: when we made the Cybertruck we designed the ugliest vehicle ever
Jaguar: hold my Bud Light
Tesla: hold my blinker fluid
Jaguar: hold my gender fluid
Hold my gender fluid
Tesla: hold my blinker fIuid
Jaguar: hold my 9ender fIuid
At least the Cybertruck is quite masculine looking
I like them both, mainly just because I love futuristic looking cars. The colours and the logos on the Jaguar are terrible though.
My wife saw the renderings of the pink Jaguar and said: "Is this a Mary Kay Cosmetics car?"
Yes the advert was really dumb. I think that car looks amazing.
Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market.
I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert.
Just like I did with Gillette.
Aiming for Gen Z gay silicon valley CEOs. Buyer base will be rather limited. RIP Jaguar.
And for the people who designed the Opening Ceremony of the Paris Olympics.
@@paulbriere4872100%
Gay Asian doctors will like it
They got that name right: Type 00 as in 0 sales.
Peter Thiel could be the only customer than
It's a streamlined Dodge Magnum station wagon from the 90s with a gay twist
I thought it had Dodge Charger written all over it but you're right. Dodge Dick Tracy station wagon.
They look like toy cars for Barbie and Ken.
That is so true great comment.😆
No, for Ken and Jim.
The car is muscular but the color is pink . The flaws of the car can be fixed with color change, make it Black
@@Outofrder No, its ugly AF
pink and blue huh? colours are weirdly 'binary', for a non binary car ... jus' sayin'
this looks like a high school project at the school that hosted the show 'Glee'
JAAAG to DRAAAG In under 3 seconds.
The best one I've heard.
Draguar.
There’s a better one that starts with an F
@realistic_delinquent I tried that one first but RUclips said no.
Plenty storage for your purses under the massive bonnet needed to cover the v12 that isn't there anymore
Draguar..... May God have Mercy on us.
Brilliant!
I see you took the high road and didn't use the bundle of sticks word, good show.
Try it with an F
Yeah booooi, I've been saying DRAGUAR since the ad came out! Spread the word! Stop deadnaming, the company is now
DRAGUAR
Gaguar.
How the heck do you SEE out of those windows?? Ever try to drive one of these things in traffic, or squeezing into a turn lane?
I guess they just decided they didn't want a company anymore
Jaguar: priceless brand, let down by too many insipid products.
Solution: ditch the brand.
Mid 2000's Chrysler product line
Jaguar: It’s not woke!!!! 😡
Also Jaguar: Concept reveal is 2 cars in baby blue and pink like the Trans Flag
💯🎯
wait for the pride month, then it's going to be a trans flag and then it'll go away again
OMG - you're right.
Marketed by narcissists for narcissists...
Yes the advert was really dumb. I think that car looks amazing.
Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market.
I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert.
Just like I did with Gillette.
you mean like the colours incredibly strongly associated with baby girls and boys?
"the car looks like its having an identity crisis."
Yeah...so is its designer...
Nice, a car for the Pink Panther.
Yaaas Yaaas 😂😂😂
Pink Panther wouldn't even get behind this.
@@vangoghsear8657 he would deserve much better than this abomination!
@@vangoghsear8657 Idk man, the pink panther has some gaudy taste although I imagine him more behind a pink 1930's car... maybe a pink jaguar ss1?
Definitely looks like a rinky-dinky toy.
In the Sci Fi future of Demolition Man, Dr. Cocteau and his society would be driving these "modern" Jags.
I believe that the main dealerships for these, are selected Ann Summers outlets.
From Jaguar to pink panther
Ha! Clever comment. 😅
This makes me sad. In my youth I valeted cars at a fancy hotel. I always loved parking the jags. They smelled like real leather, they were luxurious, the attention to detail and smooth driving experience made other car brands feel like plastic toy cars. Now they've become a plastic toy car.
To be fair, it isn’t jaguar anymore. That company was tossed around and sold out to the point it has no identity, and it shows in the design. You valeted Jaguars, not whatever this is.
That's as close as I ever got to one and man did those cars move!
Lady Penelope s pink roller springs to mind. 🤷♂️
In a museum this model would be labeled as 'The Failure Model' or 'Jaguar - The Great Downfall'.
Ford Edsel Mark II
The Headstone is tbe appropriate model name.
looks like chrysler concept cars from the 90s
I was just christmas shopping. And theres something about these jaguar cars that reminds me of the make-up sections in the department stores. The metallic pink with gold accents and even the new logo all look like the aesthetic of make up brands.
That's it !!! That's it !!! This kind of packaging, so to speak, definitely reminded me of something and I couldn't quite retrieve it from my brain-file.
And that detailing made me think of a corrugated shed. Truly "exclusive".
Well that’s what you get when you have a guy who wears a mesh shirt as your head of marketing. I’m picturing their meetings being a bunch of Mr Slaves bouncing around going “ohh Jesus chrriiiiii” 😂
Just wait til you learn about the brass rail, the stone plinth, & the totems.
Every car looks the same now. Doesn't matter the brand. Any famous person who drives or buys one of these will instantly make themselves into a meme.
I’ve seen pinewood derby cars with more aesthetic appeal
As a professional graphic artist, I believe that the Jaguar rebranding has been a flop! Whoever signed off on this project, should be fired!
💯🎯
As a vehicle architect, I'd say that they have a massive bridging gap in the development of their next product.
Yeah the advert distracted most people from how awful the redesigned logo is - even if you do back the strategy
she was already fired once by the Bud lite marketing company
If you use AI and say 'design me a pink car that's a cross between a cardboard box and a 1969 fastback but bigger', this is what pops out.
Remember when Homer Simpson was given free rein to design the car of his dreams? Nightmare. This is a similar situation.
This reminds me of the 'hello, I'm an electric car, I don't go very fast... or very far...' scene in The Simpsons
"The homer" actually had great features, homer just had no sense for aesthetics or cost.
I thought Homers car was actually pretty swell
Just like the Segway, when revealed everyone said " Is THAT It!!"
I was wrong. It wasn't a bait and switch. The market they were going for are people who still play with dollies or people who play with the other sort plastic toys.
I think the biggest problem with modern car design is an obsession with making everything perfectly smooth. For some reason, modern car designers despise texture, everything needs to look like a plastic cube for them to be happy. I appreciate that Rolls Royce rejected that trend and made a car that actually looks like a car
Same. I just need to find the 300k-400k to buy one...
I miss vent windows. :(
Considering the uncreative left never left preschool mentally, that's appropriate.
"...New Gender Reveal". Well-played, sir. Well-played. lol...
Loving all these double engenders
Comes in foot-in-mouth pink and elephant-in-the-room blue.
The only person I can see stepping out of this thing is Jimmy Saville.
Liberace as well.
I’ve branded car companies and what concerns me is that the concept cars launched are in 2 of the least popular selling colours.
The global market for blue and pink cars is almost non existent, especially within the luxury 150k+ market (example : Ferrari, who sell less than 100 blue cars a year)
If they make a gold version it may sell, depending on certain design considerations.
Lady Penelope
The new FAB 1.
Lady Penelope just told Parker to drive it to Barbie's house and leave it there.
Home Parker.
@@eccehomer8182 Barbies home!!!
TransLady Penelope
Obviously Jag designers were thinking they were making a HOT WHEELS toy not a real car!
the two colours make up the trans flag , the baby blue and baby pink 🏳⚧
Aaaah, nonce-mobile!
It’s because the man who made it was a pdf
💯🎯
@ 👏😆
also the two colours incredibly strongly associated with baby girls and boys...
I really respect your restraint! Gonna follow you for that.
They people they are aiming this for won't be able to afford it. Absolute stupidity.
Real as it gets
And the people who can afford it won’t want it.
The only car brand which recommend aloe vera oil to lubricate their engines.
🤣
This car says “power bottom”.
I don't know what that is and I'm ok with that.
Nobody who buys one of these is in charge of anything.
It's *ay and electric, perfect description.
It's electric and effete, a perfect description.
Well now I HAVE to get one.
From the company that brought you the XJ220. Crazy.
In black and silver or gold this would be a much more interesting "art deco" design.
Yes, it really reminded me of some cars from that period without knowing the model names. That is such a marketing fail
It would almost look like the Batman; the animated series Batmobile in black
And White with a union jack on it
A Mazda CX suv or a Miata look much more luxurious than this bar of conspicuous soap
Even a Mazda CX suv and Miata look more luxurious than the conspicuous slab of soap that is the Jaguar Type 00
Congrats they made a RR Spectre
Jaguar: from some of the most beautiful, classy vehicles in all of history, to... this.
Kind of like what woke culture did to western civilization.
@@HannahHarbourDeep Funny, that. Must just be a coincidence.
Yes the advert was really dumb. I think it looks great.
Yes classic jags are amazing.
They had to change it up. As they weren't making money.
That advert is so bad. That no self respecting man would buy it.
Basically they alienated themselves, from a massive chunk of their perspective consumers.
E Pace, I Pace, F Pace... All "beautiful"
@@OTH89 I think the F pace is quite handsome looking, the other though are pretty "meh". SUV's are never gonna look as good as a low sleek sedan or coupe
Somebody "rich" will buy that car.
That’s not gonna get over the speed bumps… looks like the FAB1 from Thunderbirds, got to be a puppet to buy one!
I wonder what it weighs.
-" Yus, m'lady!" 🚗
The cars design is more for elites by the design of it. It's electric it doesn't need that long hood, a car that has a long hood is always as a status power symbol
When you are unburdened by what has been
Cheers! Down the hatch!
This looks like a car from GTA III
.... that no-one would bother stealing.
They look like low poly count cars from a PS1 game.
Original was so good tho
No, it looks like a build engine attempt at a car.
Ridge Racer
Whats with all the huge flat grills, these things are death machines, hoods need to be very low and sloped!
Sedans are not Archaic, they are Jurassic
"Weirdly un-feminine, yet also weirdly feminine".
The car or the customer, Carl?
Dressed in the trappings and colors of femininity, but possessing of a distinctly masculine shape.
Yes!
@@robertodaggis7244 lol, my comment got deleted.
Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds .
'The rinky-dink Panther'. A panther that is ever so pink, he really is a groovey cat.... I can hear it now.
We’re actually in Cyberpunk 😂
I can only imagine rapper's driving that brutal slab of an automobile...
Only the West Coast Diddy clique will drive this thing since they're into this crap. The East Coast rappers will rather be caught dead in this thing.
They have better taste
Wouldn't be doing anything to counter the stereotype that they're all closet homosexuals.
Rappers have taste and dignity.
With a faux long pink fur zuit suit jacket with black jagged stripes. Yellow short faux fur pants. Black patent leather shoes.
It reminds me of the Concept Car that was made by an all women team, if you have never heard of it it's not surprising.
Who else remembers the Simpsons episode where Homer discovers his long lost brother, and designs a car at his factory that bankrupts the company.
😂 the Homer , at least it had cup holders and a musical horn lol
Don't forget the 2 bubble domes so you don't have to listen to the kids.
Well, actually there was a part 2 that got canned. It seems that Homer was right and they sold like hotcakes making everyone millionaires. But that would have changed the Simpsons story line forever. Also see Easy Money with Rodney Dangerfield. :P
Or the Canyonero episode and everybody but Homer knew it was the female edition because it had a lipstick holder instead of a cigarette lighter. Every couple years I'll go on a Simpsons binge.
Looks like the car from thunderbirds
Ground clearance never heard of it
I wonder if Jag will sell an optional 8" lift kit w/ the highest trim level.
@@Leon_Sullivan
No. Too masculine.
It's a concept car, they are always ridiculously impractical. However usually that is to make them so amazing looking that people get really excited about the brand ready for the actual production model. This is just terrible even as a concept.
Concept car, never heard of them?
@@OTH89 the fact they're trying to advertise their new future line to the general public with a concept that won't be close to production instead of what's potentially going to be the production model is imo a bit goofy. I'd understand if this was being shown at an auto exhibit with the explicit tag "these are concepts for the next generation of Jaugar "but instead it feels like they're going "this is the car *" ("*this isn't the car just a concept ") with this ad campaign
Makes sense that Faguar would use trans flag colours in their new concept car renderings
Bottle of red or blue hair dye included!
🤣
they also threw in a free "detachable penis" holder !
One word: Fabulous.
Is "Pepto-Bismol" a popular color for cars?
Rich Chinese people will still buy it I bet.
Looks like they're aiming for ground effect rather than clearence.
Looks like a cross between a micro machine and a pink Batmobile
The gyattmobile.
It’s so amazing! They’re going to sell tens!😄
Maybe in black would look better
...or British Racing Green.
We bought a lotus Elise S1 when they first came out for the fun - it was at the time a true unique sports car but one that had its heritage at heart; and we still have it today 80,000 miles later - being different and unique is ok so long as you can pull in enough people to believe in the essence of your brand not just your car - we would not buy an electric Lotus for the same reasons we bought the original - I hope Jaguar know what they are doing but I fear they have uprooted themselves and wandered into a rainbow just before the sun goes in.
I had a 2018 or 19 XE S. 380hp supercharged V6. Looked sexy angry. I still feel it's the best looking sport sedan ever made. Other than the entertainment system giving me issues until they replaced it, was pretty reliable. Sold it before the warranty ended, cause I'm not an idiot, but man was she gorgeous.
From the front, that car looks like a video game console.
Personally, i don't hate it.
I feel like they heard people refer to modern cars all looking like bars of soap and Jaguar said hold my beer...
As someone who is a massive gear head it is my opinion that Jaguar has built more truly beautiful cars than possibly any other manufacturer, its certainly in the top 5. In fact I have an X308 XJ8 in my collection. It's beyond insane to me that a brand with that much cache would walk away from its heritage like this.
The new Jags look fine as a car by themselves. But they also look like some random car from Cyberpunk 2077. Very modern sci fi. What they don't look like is a Jaaaaag...
Agreed. To me they look like a early 2000's concept car from Cadillac or Chrysler or something
They looks like low poly renders you would find in old games
Looks more like a futuristic Rolls Royce than a Jag. A futuristic Jag would have been cool to see but this just isn't it.
Thunderbirds are go!
Lady Penelope’s new ride
"Copy Nothing" except for Mercedes, Rolls and Tesla
And Nike advertising taglines.
And the Adidas tagline "Impossible is Nothing"
And air-conditioning outside boxes
I see alot of blue and pink around these days, in ads, games, tv etc. Coincidental that they are the 2 colours of the trans flag?
The fastest company any% death speedrun, ever.
From the side, it looks like a copy of the SAAB Aero X.
Average mary kay cyberpunk enthusiasts
Lol
The new jaguar looks boxy and not good.
.
A Jaguar has become a Pooh Sea.
As a car enthusiast I appreciate that despite your admission of not being into cars you still brought up past Jags and even Rolls Royce as what this could've been. To see this spill out from the automotive community into the mainstream is pretty trippy and rarely happens, the last one was the Cybertruck
Compare this to the launch of the F Type about 10 years ago. What a travesty. This level of stupidity should result in jail time.
Car enthusiasts : 😦