BATMAN: The A.I. Movie

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024
  • This august "Keaton Patti" made an A.I. watch over a 1000 hours of Batman movies, i took it upon myself to make an animatic out of it, this A.I. is glorious and it deserved it's own movie..
    Hope you enjoy and if you wanna follow me on other social media that'll help!
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  • @em__1
    @em__1 3 года назад +7266

    "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
    AI has advanced too much, we're doomed

    • @Wingedmagician
      @Wingedmagician 3 года назад +312

      That’s too genius a joke

    • @barryschalkwijk9388
      @barryschalkwijk9388 3 года назад +130

      @@Wingedmagician I've been mulling it over and it just gets better every time. I'm gonna toss it out in real life and see what happens.

    • @dolphineerrr9564
      @dolphineerrr9564 3 года назад +78

      Do YOU consume Goth ham on a daily basis? No, you don't, so shush.

    • @amazingfireboy1848
      @amazingfireboy1848 2 года назад +29

      Joker doesn't follow rules.
      He follows that rule.
      He doesn't follow that rule.
      *?*

    • @laravioliiii2832
      @laravioliiii2832 2 года назад +12

      @@dolphineerrr9564 I only drink bats, like a bat would

  • @skelebop78yearsago58
    @skelebop78yearsago58 3 года назад +5466

    "He's sometimes Bruce Wayne"
    "Sometimes Batman"
    *"All times orphan"*

    • @adrianscorch
      @adrianscorch Год назад +391

      He protecc
      He attac
      But most important
      He can’t get parents back

    • @PlanPlan-jo8tz
      @PlanPlan-jo8tz Год назад +54

      ​@@adrianscorch💀

    • @vduffy6879
      @vduffy6879 Год назад +26

      @@adrianscorch OH MAH GAWD- I'm wheezing on the ground in laughter

    • @Demomanflower
      @Demomanflower Год назад +13

      ​@@adrianscorch am getting depressing music vibes reading this
      *i love it*

    • @adrianscorch
      @adrianscorch Год назад +9

      @@Demomanflower I like to think of it as more of as a battle cry.
      What should we be thinking of facing certain death other than this?

  • @e5858
    @e5858 3 года назад +9849

    “Alfred, the Batman’s loyal batler”
    So why did I never realize this

    • @shoelicker
      @shoelicker 3 года назад +352

      "Alfred give birth to Robin"

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 года назад +323

      Same goes for “Goth ham”

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 3 года назад +76

      I mean it makes sense: he babysits bat man, but when necessary, goes into battle himself.

    • @alanmarcelinosantos5338
      @alanmarcelinosantos5338 3 года назад +28

      @@wumpus976 ohhhhh it was supposed to be gotham

    • @SilverHedgehogX
      @SilverHedgehogX 3 года назад +34

      In the British armed forces a 'Batman' is an officer's personal servant (Just like a Butler), so in a way Alfred has always been Batman's Batman.

  • @JozsefPocsi
    @JozsefPocsi Год назад +2629

    Two-Face flipping Alfred like a coin is even funnier when you remember that Alfred full name is Alfred Pennyworth

    • @yamligma
      @yamligma Год назад +28

      😂😂

    • @icaroporpino
      @icaroporpino Год назад +144

      IT WAS INTENTIONAL

    • @roketonkun
      @roketonkun Год назад +35

      wooow nice, It makes sense now

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin 10 месяцев назад +31

      @@roketonkunNo sense.
      Alfred's worth a dollar.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@The13thRonin He's worth a penny. It's in his name. /lh /hj

  • @tomerheuberger5778
    @tomerheuberger5778 2 года назад +7096

    "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." Is a legitimately really good line imo. It fits the Joker.

    • @aidinhere
      @aidinhere Год назад +231

      For a moment i thought the Joker actually said that in the second batman movie made by Nolan but i just saw it and turns out NOP

    • @rizzup-bd7fu
      @rizzup-bd7fu Год назад +158

      That is such a Joker thing to say. Imagine if this was referenced in a Batman movie, I wouldn't even think it was made by AI

    • @dredddizzah9705
      @dredddizzah9705 Год назад +33

      This is written like an Xavier line

    • @astreusastresus198
      @astreusastresus198 Год назад +28

      It would've been better if it didn't have the "Do you follow? I don't." because now it just seems like he has no clue what he's even saying and he's just saying stuff to say it but that's why it's funny

    • @mareklonestar7053
      @mareklonestar7053 Год назад +144

      @@astreusastresus198 What do you mean? Specifically the part you want to take out is the punchline that actually made the line genius. If that line was written with intention, it would solidify that Joker doesn't even follow his own "rules". He does whatever he wants. Having a rule to not follow rules would paradoxically follow a rule, which is why he doesn't follow. A Joker joke at its finest

  • @IDMYM8
    @IDMYM8 3 года назад +6186

    "Coupon for new parents, but is expired."
    That's the most Joker thing I've seen after a decade.

  • @anchovybushwack472
    @anchovybushwack472 3 года назад +13096

    "You drink water, I drink anarchy."
    " *I drink bats* "
    LMFAO

    • @IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67
      @IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67 3 года назад +669

      "Just like a bat would"

    • @uraggro-shub1016
      @uraggro-shub1016 3 года назад +141

      Makes perfect sense. Too bad I drink water 😥

    • @papal1500
      @papal1500 3 года назад +94

      Batman: I drink Justice!!!

    • @mrcat2227
      @mrcat2227 3 года назад +45

      @Neo-Indonesian Mapper That is my rule

    • @krisw9526
      @krisw9526 3 года назад +39

      @@mrcat2227 Do you follow?

  • @JogVodka
    @JogVodka 3 года назад +8271

    i love how two-face just casually uses alfred as a coin

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 3 года назад +166

      Tge a.i. picked up on his surname and gog confused.

    • @Undead_E
      @Undead_E 3 года назад +494

      Because Alfred is only a Pennyworth

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 3 года назад +69

      @@Undead_E WAI-

    • @jarexb7242
      @jarexb7242 3 года назад +43

      @@Undead_E WHA-

    •  3 года назад +30

      @@Undead_E AYO

  • @memiller0617
    @memiller0617 2 года назад +2101

    "Batman looks around for his parents, they are still dead ." No matter how many times I've heard this, I still laugh to tears 🤣🤣

    • @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942
      @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 Год назад +27

      Bruh, no matter how many times I look, I’m still fatherless, what gives?

    • @PiklesTheRat
      @PiklesTheRat Год назад +17

      @@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 did you try looking in my basement……

    • @pkmntrainerred4247
      @pkmntrainerred4247 Год назад +5

      ​@@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942​​Try looking in a general store or grocery store, surely he just went to get some milk.

  • @GiftyA-YT
    @GiftyA-YT 3 года назад +1169

    "alfred, give birth to robin"
    "alfred begins the process"
    LMFAO WTF

    • @flamethereploid1352
      @flamethereploid1352 10 месяцев назад +26

      AHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @KuroDCupu
      @KuroDCupu 9 месяцев назад +74

      it's his job

    • @Ahmed-L-gd
      @Ahmed-L-gd 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@KuroDCupu 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Somnium.08
      @Somnium.08 8 месяцев назад +15

      That shit was insane

    • @Middle_OfMay
      @Middle_OfMay 2 месяца назад +1

      cursed

  • @TeamFriendship8600
    @TeamFriendship8600 3 года назад +20861

    I love how this implies that attorneys are a separate species.

    • @mysticartist308
      @mysticartist308 3 года назад +977

      Phoenix Wright is an actual Phoenix

    • @TeamFriendship8600
      @TeamFriendship8600 3 года назад +501

      @@mysticartist308 Who would win in a fight? Phoenix Wright or Harvey Birdman?

    • @mysticartist308
      @mysticartist308 3 года назад +154

      @@TeamFriendship8600 idk probably the bird man cuz phoenixes don’t exist, and Phoenix Wright just, wouldn’t be there.

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 года назад +239

      @@mysticartist308 OBJECTION! He's only half Phoenix though. Meaning his Wright half DOES exist!

    • @mysticartist308
      @mysticartist308 3 года назад +56

      @@mikedanielespeja6128 well, part of him doesn’t exist, and depending on if he needs that part to live/function normally, he would be unable to fight or live at all, therefore losing the battle!
      Also good pun didn’t notice that.

  • @AMF3613
    @AMF3613 4 года назад +5804

    I will never get that image of Alfred giving birth to robin out of my head. Thanks.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 3 года назад +9264

    Not gonna lie, the fact that the AI keeps on making fun of Batman being an orphan cracks me up. Also, Batler and Goth Ham... the puns are something else.

    • @preyaccedente1889
      @preyaccedente1889 2 года назад +82

      Always cracks me up.

    • @alexandrdmitrievich550
      @alexandrdmitrievich550 2 года назад +135

      Yeah, it uses the Orphan joke very orphan....

    • @theofficialtastynacho0898
      @theofficialtastynacho0898 2 года назад +37

      wait wouldn't this make Wheatley more AI than human since he likes to bully Chell for being an orphan?

    • @just_a_tepig3611
      @just_a_tepig3611 2 года назад +19

      I missed the orphan jokes on my first watch through, some reason its was a-parent

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt Год назад +14

      it's not an ai

  • @COFFEEWSUGA
    @COFFEEWSUGA 2 года назад +605

    "It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke." Gets me every time without fail

    • @jutubestuff1482
      @jutubestuff1482 5 месяцев назад +3

      The part that makes me laugh is “this is a joker joke” as in joker had to make sure Batman knew it was his joke or something lol

  • @fsfangamechannel6225
    @fsfangamechannel6225 3 года назад +165

    Two-Face:
    -Explodes an explosion
    -Breaks into a cave of a billionaire
    -Takes Alfred without even flinching
    -Flips Alfred like a coin like a champ
    -Leaves

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 3 года назад +23458

    I love how the AI seems to identify with The Joker more than with Batman.

    • @lord_bobanewname4069
      @lord_bobanewname4069 3 года назад +920

      It gets the character to a T for whatever reason

    • @eatbagelsman584
      @eatbagelsman584 3 года назад +258

      @@lord_bobanewname4069 Joter

    • @alyx5491
      @alyx5491 3 года назад +628

      We live in a society where computers can like edgy joker quotes

    • @andrewodinson3726
      @andrewodinson3726 3 года назад +248

      Computers live in a society too

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 3 года назад +87

      Ohhhh that does not bode well for us at all...

  • @VennStyanax
    @VennStyanax 4 года назад +3667

    If Alfred is giving birth, Robin's coming out of-
    There are 2 possibilies.
    What they have in common is: They horrify me.

    • @SforSamPlays
      @SforSamPlays 3 года назад +388

      The two possibilities:
      1)Alfred is a trans man
      2) he uses his man parts (I’m not going to say it, but u know what I mean

    • @itsdavid1508
      @itsdavid1508 3 года назад +400

      Flip alfred like a coin to decide what happened

    • @DussyBestroyer69
      @DussyBestroyer69 3 года назад +174

      He landed head up so I think he goes home

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 года назад +137

      @@SforSamPlays One more, Alien style

    • @SforSamPlays
      @SforSamPlays 3 года назад +38

      @@e5858 ah, your correct

  • @godmodeextreme
    @godmodeextreme 4 года назад +17114

    The entire movie is just puns and "haha you are orphan."

    • @SniffishBowl
      @SniffishBowl 4 года назад +163

      Yes

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 3 года назад +689

      Which probably says something since the story was algorithmically generated by an unbiased AI.
      Like, maybe we should stop revisiting his origin story every single movie.

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 3 года назад +74

      I blame Kilmer and Clooney versions for the puns.

    • @TheAcer176
      @TheAcer176 3 года назад +114

      @@barleysixseventwo6665 But I forget his backstory every single week, and DC reminds me every week.
      btw I don't have alzeimher(how do you spell alzeihmer?)

    • @9LiveEmpire
      @9LiveEmpire 3 года назад +23

      @@mqfii8992 and i blame the old show for bateverything

  • @glitchvrgn8961
    @glitchvrgn8961 2 года назад +409

    I love how everything Joker said is something he would actually say “you drink water I drink anarchy” “I have never followed a rule, that is my rule, do you follow? I don’t”

    • @orangecitrus8056
      @orangecitrus8056 9 месяцев назад +5

      you drink water (licks lips) I drink anarchy

    • @Doubl3_Black
      @Doubl3_Black 5 месяцев назад +3

      Happy batday, birthman

  • @galaxytsd
    @galaxytsd 3 года назад +85

    Iconic frases
    "i have punched a penguin into prison"
    "you drink w a t e r"
    "an explosion explodes"
    "alfred give *birth to r o b i n* "

    • @SillierPutty
      @SillierPutty 9 месяцев назад +4

      eat a dinner, mattress wayne

  • @ollie1704
    @ollie1704 3 года назад +11232

    The Joker had surprisingly accurate lines. Like they could actually be from a real batman script

    • @raph3699
      @raph3699 3 года назад +1003

      You drink water, I drink anarchy

    • @tezereth
      @tezereth 3 года назад +790

      Happy batday birthman

    • @Nadie47
      @Nadie47 3 года назад +954

      "I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."

    • @gannielukks1811
      @gannielukks1811 3 года назад +386

      Society is bad

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 года назад +165

      Happy batday birthman

  • @LeonardoHamato
    @LeonardoHamato 4 года назад +2250

    He drinks bats.... IT WAS HIM!!!!

  • @metaforth
    @metaforth 3 года назад +1898

    Love how this AI doesn't think Attorneys are people

    • @beaconhousepechsfilm-makin8187
      @beaconhousepechsfilm-makin8187 3 года назад +30

      Bloodsucking lawyers

    • @amarillodelbosqueverde5809
      @amarillodelbosqueverde5809 3 года назад +92

      they arent

    • @xcept7355
      @xcept7355 2 года назад +21

      Yeah they are not . Not joking . Someone litterally say with no jokes . That if you are not willing to take cases that you know they are guilty and then dont keep an evidence to yourself. Then you are no lawyer. Imagine someone with a brain say that keeping evidence and not sharing it and protecting child molesters or murdereds is a good thing because a system say so . Any lawyer who don't approve of that and be good guy will be considered odd and bad lawyer . So yeah being a lawyer. Is criminal in most places

    • @dudemcguy8949
      @dudemcguy8949 2 года назад +39

      @@xcept7355 That punctuation is what's criminal-

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar 2 года назад +7

      @@dudemcguy8949 You said it!

  • @Iley1_500
    @Iley1_500 3 года назад +213

    0:30
    That's possibly the most serious mattress I've ever seen...

  • @bentoboxofdoomlol
    @bentoboxofdoomlol Год назад +85

    THE ORPHAN JOKES ON THESE ARE CRAZY

  • @merchehp
    @merchehp 5 лет назад +2529

    'Batman looks around for his parents but they're still dead" AAHAHAHAH now alfred giving birth to robin has scarred me for life thank u

    • @Pyvozaur
      @Pyvozaur  5 лет назад +166

      My pleasure

    • @anindividualist6945
      @anindividualist6945 4 года назад +88

      Well, it IS Alfred's job.

    • @GamaGamer_
      @GamaGamer_ 2 года назад +2

      @@anindividualist6945 if you dont want to ruin the 69 likes use this comment as a like button for that one

    • @Cherrypizzasquad
      @Cherrypizzasquad 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Pyvozaur oh no the revenge of the Chick-fil-a

  • @shinysilverstardust
    @shinysilverstardust 3 года назад +7872

    "happy Batday, Birthman"
    why does this sound EXACTLY like something the Joker would actually say.

    • @beaconhousepechsfilm-makin8187
      @beaconhousepechsfilm-makin8187 3 года назад +730

      The expired parents joke is also in character of the joker.
      Just goes to show how insane the character is

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 года назад +33

      ikr

    • @Sashil01
      @Sashil01 3 года назад +33

      Mind that Batsy just birthed his Boy Wonder by extension 🧐

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 3 года назад +51

      @@Sashil01 Oh no, that was Alfred, the batler. It's his job.

    • @Sashil01
      @Sashil01 3 года назад +22

      @@Ilias2 I do praise your proper writing, linguistic skill; where credit is due, I give you that. However, in any case, bright one, keywords: "by extension" - as in not himself but through another. Incidentally, perhaps he somehow impregnated the refined Pennyworth 🤔 Enigmatic 😏

  • @TheFallofTheEleventh
    @TheFallofTheEleventh 3 года назад +900

    Sometimes Bruce Wayne, Sometimes Batman. All times Orphan.
    *that moment when an ai accidentally writes something deep*

  • @crayzaydemon6811
    @crayzaydemon6811 3 года назад +60

    “It contains a coupon for a new parents… but is expired, this is a jokers joke”

  • @ifuckrobots
    @ifuckrobots Год назад +17

    "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. You follow? I don't." Best lines in cinematic history 1:18

  • @EuniceAntennata
    @EuniceAntennata 4 года назад +3563

    No one knows what it's like to be the Batman

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 3 года назад +3027

    It's amazing that a computer can not only understand Joker joke humor, but also create Joker jokes.
    Oh god, we will have a real-life evil Joker-AI in the future...

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 года назад +49

      ngl that's kinda sick.

    • @erichvondonitz5325
      @erichvondonitz5325 3 года назад +126

      "He gave batman a coupon for new parents but it has expired"

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 3 года назад +40

      Too bad there was no actual ai...

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 года назад +1

      @@magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 hm?

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 3 года назад +63

      @@Praecantetia writer made all the jokes and the ai part is a joke too to show just how smartly dumb ai is that we can make ai styled jokes without it being obvious to people that there was no ai at all

  • @erissfootworshipper3004
    @erissfootworshipper3004 3 года назад +738

    "In the future humour will be randomly created."
    That actually applies here

  • @HUMAN-fq5ff
    @HUMAN-fq5ff 3 года назад +45

    1:04
    *"Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead."*
    You don’t say?

  • @bexbalaro5083
    @bexbalaro5083 2 года назад +45

    “batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” that was fuckin brutal 💀

  • @brickabang
    @brickabang 3 года назад +1251

    I’m mean the ai isn’t wrong, Joker is technically OneFace

    • @dolphineerrr9564
      @dolphineerrr9564 3 года назад +16

      Well, Yes, but actually no.

    • @DonPeyote420
      @DonPeyote420 3 года назад +5

      why are you so mean though?

    • @melonie_1510
      @melonie_1510 2 года назад +9

      Two Face and One Face 💀

    • @DarkTider
      @DarkTider 2 года назад +1

      But Two face was one-face in the comics.... (nope, not joking! Two-face had a panel where he declared his name to be one-face, and it was AWFUL!)

    • @extrapowergaming4509
      @extrapowergaming4509 2 года назад +2

      THE ONE FACE! IS REAL!!!!

  • @ImmortalRecon
    @ImmortalRecon 4 года назад +1093

    You drink water. I drink anarchy

    • @trevastyplague
      @trevastyplague 3 года назад +68

      @Xander Arizona like a bat would!

    • @Mugshot_Productions
      @Mugshot_Productions 3 года назад +17

      No,I drink bats just like a bat would.

    • @eatbagelsman584
      @eatbagelsman584 3 года назад +27

      @@trevastyplague 'Batman looks for his parents, but they are still dead.'

    • @ban1kam
      @ban1kam 3 года назад +21

      @@eatbagelsman584 this makes him have anger

    • @eatbagelsman584
      @eatbagelsman584 3 года назад +19

      @@ban1kam He fires a bat rocket.

  • @WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves
    @WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves 3 года назад +910

    Character guilde:
    Two-Face: a man but also a lawyer.
    The Joker: emo rebel clown
    Batman: He drinks bats and has no parents
    Penguin: a penguin
    Alfred: a coin that gives birth
    Robin: zombie baby

  • @LShadowblade
    @LShadowblade 2 года назад +10

    Love how two-face just shows up, flips Alfred like a coin and then leaves xD

  • @ibis03
    @ibis03 2 года назад +19

    "He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan."

  • @hadriscus
    @hadriscus 5 лет назад +12481

    This was fantastic.
    The "coupon for new parents joker joke" was actually rather intricate for an AI, I'm pleasantly surprised.

    • @packerman7410
      @packerman7410 4 года назад +230

      There was no ai look it up

    • @JubTTV
      @JubTTV 4 года назад +115

      There was an ai

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 4 года назад +431

      @@packerman7410 it's not technically an ai
      This is botnik algorithm
      Created from subtitles worth of 1000 hours of compiled batman movie

    • @rainedans8684
      @rainedans8684 3 года назад +75

      Batman become human

    • @apalsnerg
      @apalsnerg 3 года назад +53

      @@r3zaful What's the difference?

  • @MocaHere
    @MocaHere 3 года назад +441

    I just love how he says "an explosion explodes!"

    • @Cheesymud
      @Cheesymud 3 года назад +29

      Get him to michael bay RIGHT NOW!

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 2 года назад +14

      *Ah yes and grass is made of grass*

  • @JJ4628
    @JJ4628 4 года назад +9203

    This made me realize that Joker is supposed to be funny...not cringy or edgy...

    • @vlatstrapes3931
      @vlatstrapes3931 4 года назад +2285

      This is unironically the best version of Joker I've ever seen.

    • @Pyvozaur
      @Pyvozaur  4 года назад +875

      Love your Username

    • @spooky_lizbean1050
      @spooky_lizbean1050 4 года назад +434

      Reason why joker from the animated series will always be the best!

    • @vlatstrapes3931
      @vlatstrapes3931 4 года назад +139

      @@Pyvozaur Oh but that is not even my final form. You see, one day I hope to grow my wings out enough to call myself vLATS TRAPes!

    • @SniffishBowl
      @SniffishBowl 4 года назад +141

      This is a joker joke

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 2 года назад +11

    He’s sometime Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman. *All times Orphan*
    Batman will never emotionally recover from that one

  • @kirbl1153
    @kirbl1153 3 года назад +13

    "This is where I watched my parents die, AI"
    "Funniest shit I've ever seen"

  • @soso_inhiding_8431
    @soso_inhiding_8431 3 года назад +390

    The dead parents jokes got me rolling on the floor…..literally. I fell off my bed.

    • @dylanlarson4658
      @dylanlarson4658 2 года назад +13

      *He looks around for his parents, but they are STILL DEAD*

  • @theaxbowlotl
    @theaxbowlotl 3 года назад +419

    "So you see A.I, all the Batman movies mention Batman's dead parents at least once, you follow?"
    A.I: right. at least once....
    "Yeah, but the best ones do it in very subtle ways, understand?"
    A.I: Of course....subtle....

    • @ssapphire7781
      @ssapphire7781 2 года назад +17

      Five seconds later: Hey so…. my memory chip burnt here’s the movie

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar 2 года назад +3

      It isn’t actually an A.I.

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 года назад +9

      @@ssapphire7781
      *Screen goes black*
      >We see Joker standing on top of a hill with batman at the bottom.
      "HAHA!" -says Joker pointing a finger at Batman- "Orphan!"
      >This makes Batman have anger

    • @redtailarts101
      @redtailarts101 2 года назад +1

      @@SavageJarJar What makes you say that?

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar 2 года назад +2

      @@redtailarts101 Come on, 1,000 hours of Batman movies? There aren’t even 100! Also, pretty sure AI can’t do puns yet. Is that good enough for you?

  • @tristebateleur2384
    @tristebateleur2384 5 лет назад +403

    best batman movie so far

  • @FourDozenEggs
    @FourDozenEggs 2 года назад +29

    It's so impressive to me that an AI has written the Joker completely in character. Like, no deviation.

  • @the_simple_editor
    @the_simple_editor 11 месяцев назад +4

    i like how the ai just roasts batman for being an orphan anytime it can

  • @Jampolo_OG
    @Jampolo_OG 3 года назад +229

    "He deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power."

  • @metalomaniaco
    @metalomaniaco 4 года назад +533

    Severely underrated animation. Saw the script on twitter many months ago but just today I thought of looking for it on youtube lmao

    • @Pyvozaur
      @Pyvozaur  4 года назад +25

      Cheers! Glad you like it :)

  • @JayTheOtt
    @JayTheOtt 3 года назад +105

    "Happy batday, Birthman." has such a terrifying energy.

  • @bottleofsyrup9916
    @bottleofsyrup9916 2 года назад +5

    I still can't get over the expired coupon for new parents.

  • @isaacenkelmann-bekkers4119
    @isaacenkelmann-bekkers4119 3 года назад +16

    this is my favorite part of the video, it gets me every time. "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."

  • @robertgriffin4811
    @robertgriffin4811 4 года назад +185

    That is one twisted origin story for Robin!

    • @briancahill9594
      @briancahill9594 3 года назад +21

      At least this Robin still has his parent(s?) - for now, at least lol

    • @st.ricardomilos5117
      @st.ricardomilos5117 3 года назад +2

      Just wait till you hear of his ending...

    • @bagelnine9
      @bagelnine9 2 года назад +2

      Tell me about it.

    • @TwigCommenter
      @TwigCommenter Год назад +1

      Im very concerned for the other 3 robins in this universe

  • @UnnoticedKIN
    @UnnoticedKIN 3 года назад +119

    I love the dramatic pose Batman does while saying "They hate me for being a bat!"

  • @EvaRoses0
    @EvaRoses0 3 года назад +260

    1:05 still my favourite line

  • @uptheworker
    @uptheworker 3 года назад +4

    I'm picturing Batman, in his rough voice saying
    "Oh no it's two face and one face"

  • @gggalaxies4122
    @gggalaxies4122 2 года назад +2

    I love on how much it focuses on the fact batmans an orphan

  • @twistiv
    @twistiv 5 лет назад +355

    This is so underrated, I had to come back and watch it again

    • @Pyvozaur
      @Pyvozaur  5 лет назад +19

      Haha thanks a lot :D

  • @michaeldiebold8847
    @michaeldiebold8847 4 года назад +154

    Shakespeare would be proud....pure poetry

  • @light.bringer
    @light.bringer 3 года назад +143

    "Happy Batday, Birthman" and giving an expired new parents cupon actually sounds like something Joker would say/do

  • @MilkmanCartoon2
    @MilkmanCartoon2 Месяц назад +2

    The fact that the ai seems to obsess over the fact that batman is orphan more than ANYTHING is wild

  • @rizzup-bd7fu
    @rizzup-bd7fu Год назад +4

    1:22 I love how at this point, even the narrator couldn't control his wheeze 💀Also, thanks for the mental image

  • @WyWinner30
    @WyWinner30 5 лет назад +373

    Brings a tear to the eye it does

    • @Pyvozaur
      @Pyvozaur  5 лет назад +27

      It is a very deep story indeed

    • @Lynxee3004
      @Lynxee3004 4 года назад +10

      Oh I thought you were impersonating Yoda for a sec

    • @Pyvozaur
      @Pyvozaur  4 года назад +12

      Oh god a crab with a knife, spare me my life pls

    • @Lynxee3004
      @Lynxee3004 4 года назад +4

      @@Pyvozaur 🤣 you're safe. For now...

    • @bricksbybricks34legoandmor2
      @bricksbybricks34legoandmor2 3 года назад +4

      especially the part where a alfred gives birth to robin

  • @PinkPuffball1992
    @PinkPuffball1992 3 года назад +97

    Gotta love how Two-Face just f's off after literally flipping a man like a coin. He's like damnit, Alfred! Whelp, bye *leaves*

  • @someperson3807
    @someperson3807 4 года назад +1169

    It's logically cohesive but is also complete nonsense what the hell

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 3 года назад +97

      That's what AI does. It's really fucking weird.

    • @farmerchuck7294
      @farmerchuck7294 3 года назад +12

      @@reanetsemoleleki8219 It’s not real

    • @cybersaiyan9596
      @cybersaiyan9596 3 года назад +24

      @@farmerchuck7294 none of us are real.

    • @farmerchuck7294
      @farmerchuck7294 3 года назад +1

      @@cybersaiyan9596 wdym?

    • @cybersaiyan9596
      @cybersaiyan9596 3 года назад +43

      @@farmerchuck7294 you've been trapped in drug induced hallucinations for the past several decades. please wake up. your family misses you.

  • @anotherone6713
    @anotherone6713 2 года назад +3

    >Enter cave
    >flip batler
    >land heads up
    >refuses to elaborate
    >leaves

  • @salatieljyrustumanan4929
    @salatieljyrustumanan4929 3 года назад +8

    For the kids, the song used is Behind Blue Eyes by The Who. The opening lyrics are "No one knows what it's like to be the bad man" to which most guys can mishear bad man for "batman." The song is a banger and has been covered by Limp Bizkit

  • @xxunoriginalgamingxx9046
    @xxunoriginalgamingxx9046 3 года назад +84

    1:37 that's probably the dirtiest joker has ever been

  • @localnyraccoon
    @localnyraccoon 3 года назад +57

    Computer: reads stories of batman
    All the computer gets from it: *Alfred gives birth to Robin*

  • @Vortexiiixii
    @Vortexiiixii 3 года назад +62

    0:58
    The AI has predicted the meme.

  • @Flugeo
    @Flugeo 3 года назад +77

    It is safe to assume that machine takeover is near when AI consistently makes me laugh to the point of coughing. Those jokes actually make sense and have a punch, there is a right mixture of randomness and logic in them, like wtf is this???

    • @RonTheDumb
      @RonTheDumb Год назад +1

      Ai will conquer the world by making us laugh to death.

    • @MANGONDRAS
      @MANGONDRAS 7 месяцев назад

      This is the future

  • @IKk-p1v
    @IKk-p1v Месяц назад +10

    1:24 he tried not to laugh 💀

  • @Cox15
    @Cox15 3 года назад +95

    1:29 this entire segment is weirdly in character for joker

  • @kj25
    @kj25 3 года назад +76

    0:42 best acting ever.

  • @betr8
    @betr8 3 года назад +153

    01:22 I started to shed tears in this part.

  • @PhillipAllenShio
    @PhillipAllenShio Год назад +1

    "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead" will go down as one of the most eloquent, thought-provoking lines in all of cinematic history

  • @dawniedawne7195
    @dawniedawne7195 2 года назад +1

    “All times orphan” BRO I kept inhaling deeply trying not to die laughing and my cat just stared at me like “wtf” I’m crying

  • @oksanamiller9830
    @oksanamiller9830 4 года назад +76

    And that's just the first page of the screenplay...

  • @sweepfliping9622
    @sweepfliping9622 3 года назад +50

    The "Alfred, give birth to robin" line gets me every time

  • @0x1luviesong
    @0x1luviesong 3 года назад +66

    I love how this is so much better than any scene Batman has on DCEU

    • @juandavidnaranjo1307
      @juandavidnaranjo1307 3 года назад

      His only good scene is riding the batmobile on ZSJL

    • @NIDELLANEUM
      @NIDELLANEUM 2 года назад +1

      Those lines would fit well for DCEU Joker

  • @majopi2654
    @majopi2654 Год назад +3

    "Happy batday, Birthman" sounds like something Joker would say honestly.

  • @ZachAttack2100
    @ZachAttack2100 8 месяцев назад +2

    "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
    God damn that's cold

  • @lukaza1261
    @lukaza1261 3 года назад +48

    I love how two face just coin flips Alfed, and then just decides, "welp, the coin/batler has spoken; guess I'll go then-"

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 3 года назад +50

    "Two-Face is a man but sometimes an attorney"
    This implies attorneys aren't humans. Hey, Phoenix Wright, do you need to tell us something?

    • @TwigCommenter
      @TwigCommenter Год назад +2

      I mean how else would he survive the dusky bridge incident and eating literal glass

  • @jaisotheunfathomablybased7135
    @jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 3 года назад +124

    "You drink water I drink Anarchy"
    We live in *THE* Society

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 3 года назад +9

      “Society is bad”

  • @DwellerGuy.
    @DwellerGuy. Год назад +4

    This is the greatest story in the history of man kind

  • @mrstardestroyer88
    @mrstardestroyer88 2 года назад +2

    Two face: Forcefully flips the "BATler", and the "BATler" lands head-up, causing head trauma, and much, *much* pain.
    Also Two Face (Man And Attourney): "*A'ight Ima Head Out*"

  • @TheBunny-0110
    @TheBunny-0110 3 года назад +64

    0:17 the best part

  • @brokenpencilproductions5221
    @brokenpencilproductions5221 3 года назад +49

    The batman: I don't use guns
    Also Batman: 1:12

  • @HiKamMudriku
    @HiKamMudriku 4 года назад +53

    coupon for new parent but it expired 😂🤭😂😂

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 8 месяцев назад +2

    The AI really gets how much authors love to reference that batmans an orphan

  • @PurelyHyperbolic
    @PurelyHyperbolic 3 года назад +2

    The fact that Joker gives an Expired Coupon For Parents makes me believe that this A.I pulled off a Pro Hollywood Writer Move, also known as PHWM.

  • @ellelard3992
    @ellelard3992 4 года назад +42

    This is my favorite animation of this so far!

  • @sasparillagreg-9292
    @sasparillagreg-9292 3 года назад +29

    No matter where I experience this wonderous scripts, batman looking around for his parents to realize their still dead gets me every time, I hope the person who created this scripture is living a good life, if not I wish the best for you

  • @justv1bin
    @justv1bin 3 года назад +343

    1:04 Player: "I look around for my parents!"
    DM: "Roll for... Luck...?"
    Player: **rolls nat 20**
    DM: ".........They are still dead."
    Player: 😢

    • @antekwaldek7478
      @antekwaldek7478 3 года назад +11

      he found their corpses

    • @theblaze5530
      @theblaze5530 3 года назад +3

      Rogues be like

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 3 года назад

      Shouldn't that be nat 1?

    • @antekwaldek7478
      @antekwaldek7478 3 года назад

      @@sylph8005 nat 1 and nat 20 aren't that diffrent

    • @justv1bin
      @justv1bin 3 года назад +1

      @@antekwaldek7478 xDDD true

  • @StupDo87
    @StupDo87 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Joker and Two-Face enter the cave" they look so friendly

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 2 года назад +1

    "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
    Fucking amazing.