BATMAN: The A.I. Movie
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- This august "Keaton Patti" made an A.I. watch over a 1000 hours of Batman movies, i took it upon myself to make an animatic out of it, this A.I. is glorious and it deserved it's own movie..
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"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
AI has advanced too much, we're doomed
That’s too genius a joke
@@Wingedmagician I've been mulling it over and it just gets better every time. I'm gonna toss it out in real life and see what happens.
Do YOU consume Goth ham on a daily basis? No, you don't, so shush.
Joker doesn't follow rules.
He follows that rule.
He doesn't follow that rule.
*?*
@@dolphineerrr9564 I only drink bats, like a bat would
Two-Face flipping Alfred like a coin is even funnier when you remember that Alfred full name is Alfred Pennyworth
😂😂
IT WAS INTENTIONAL
wooow nice, It makes sense now
@@roketonkunNo sense.
Alfred's worth a dollar.
@@The13thRonin He's worth a penny. It's in his name. /lh /hj
“Alfred, the Batman’s loyal batler”
So why did I never realize this
"Alfred give birth to Robin"
Same goes for “Goth ham”
I mean it makes sense: he babysits bat man, but when necessary, goes into battle himself.
@@wumpus976 ohhhhh it was supposed to be gotham
In the British armed forces a 'Batman' is an officer's personal servant (Just like a Butler), so in a way Alfred has always been Batman's Batman.
"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne"
"Sometimes Batman"
*"All times orphan"*
He protecc
He attac
But most important
He can’t get parents back
@@adrianscorch💀
@@adrianscorch OH MAH GAWD- I'm wheezing on the ground in laughter
@@adrianscorch am getting depressing music vibes reading this
*i love it*
@@Demomanflower I like to think of it as more of as a battle cry.
What should we be thinking of facing certain death other than this?
"You drink water, I drink anarchy."
" *I drink bats* "
LMFAO
"Just like a bat would"
Makes perfect sense. Too bad I drink water 😥
Batman: I drink Justice!!!
I have never followed a rule.
@@neo-indonesianmapper5833 That is my rule
The entire movie is just puns and "haha you are orphan."
Yes
Which probably says something since the story was algorithmically generated by an unbiased AI.
Like, maybe we should stop revisiting his origin story every single movie.
I blame Kilmer and Clooney versions for the puns.
@@barleysixseventwo6665 But I forget his backstory every single week, and DC reminds me every week.
btw I don't have alzeimher(how do you spell alzeihmer?)
@@mqfii8992 and i blame the old show for bateverything
"happy Batday, Birthman"
why does this sound EXACTLY like something the Joker would actually say.
The expired parents joke is also in character of the joker.
Just goes to show how insane the character is
ikr
Mind that Batsy just birthed his Boy Wonder by extension 🧐
@@Sashil01 Oh no, that was Alfred, the batler. It's his job.
@@Ilias2 I do praise your proper writing, linguistic skill; where credit is due, I give you that. However, in any case, bright one, keywords: "by extension" - as in not himself but through another. Incidentally, perhaps he somehow impregnated the refined Pennyworth 🤔 Enigmatic 😏
0:30
That's possibly the most serious mattress I've ever seen...
'Batman looks around for his parents but they're still dead" AAHAHAHAH now alfred giving birth to robin has scarred me for life thank u
My pleasure
Well, it IS Alfred's job.
@@anindividualist6945 if you dont want to ruin the 69 likes use this comment as a like button for that one
@@Pyvozaur oh no the revenge of the Chick-fil-a
If Alfred is giving birth, Robin's coming out of-
There are 2 possibilies.
What they have in common is: They horrify me.
The two possibilities:
1)Alfred is a trans man
2) he uses his man parts (I’m not going to say it, but u know what I mean
Flip alfred like a coin to decide what happened
He landed head up so I think he goes home
@@SforSamPlays One more, Alien style
@@e5858 ah, your correct
Not gonna lie, the fact that the AI keeps on making fun of Batman being an orphan cracks me up. Also, Batler and Goth Ham... the puns are something else.
Always cracks me up.
Yeah, it uses the Orphan joke very orphan....
wait wouldn't this make Wheatley more AI than human since he likes to bully Chell for being an orphan?
I missed the orphan jokes on my first watch through, some reason its was a-parent
it's not an ai
“It contains a coupon for a new parents… but is expired, this is a jokers joke”
The Joker had surprisingly accurate lines. Like they could actually be from a real batman script
You drink water, I drink anarchy
Happy batday birthman
"I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
Society is bad
Happy batday birthman
I’m mean the ai isn’t wrong, Joker is technically OneFace
Well, Yes, but actually no.
why are you so mean though?
Two Face and One Face 💀
But Two face was one-face in the comics.... (nope, not joking! Two-face had a panel where he declared his name to be one-face, and it was AWFUL!)
THE ONE FACE! IS REAL!!!!
I love how the AI seems to identify with The Joker more than with Batman.
It gets the character to a T for whatever reason
@@lord_bobanewname4069 Joter
We live in a society where computers can like edgy joker quotes
Computers live in a society too
Ohhhh that does not bode well for us at all...
“batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” that was fuckin brutal 💀
No one knows what it's like to be the Batman
Behind blue eyes!
To be the Sadman
But my dreams they aren't as empty as my con-science seeeeeeeems to be
*Birthman
XD ya
You drink water. I drink anarchy
@Xander Arizona like a bat would!
No,I drink bats just like a bat would.
@@trevastyplague 'Batman looks for his parents, but they are still dead.'
@@eatbagelsman584 this makes him have anger
@@baneck8627 He fires a bat rocket.
Character guilde:
Two-Face: a man but also a lawyer.
The Joker: emo rebel clown
Batman: He drinks bats and has no parents
Penguin: a penguin
Alfred: a coin that gives birth
Robin: zombie baby
A jailed penguin
@@johngr1747 the jail is a zoo. He's been sentenced to a lifetime in SeaWorld 🤣
He doesn't seem emo in this
Penguin: A JAIL BIRD.
Ham: goth
It's so impressive to me that an AI has written the Joker completely in character. Like, no deviation.
It's amazing that a computer can not only understand Joker joke humor, but also create Joker jokes.
Oh god, we will have a real-life evil Joker-AI in the future...
ngl that's kinda sick.
"He gave batman a coupon for new parents but it has expired"
Too bad there was no actual ai...
@@magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 hm?
@@Praecantetia writer made all the jokes and the ai part is a joke too to show just how smartly dumb ai is that we can make ai styled jokes without it being obvious to people that there was no ai at all
This was fantastic.
The "coupon for new parents joker joke" was actually rather intricate for an AI, I'm pleasantly surprised.
There was no ai look it up
There was an ai
@@packerman7410 it's not technically an ai
This is botnik algorithm
Created from subtitles worth of 1000 hours of compiled batman movie
Batman become human
@@r3zaful What's the difference?
I just love how he says "an explosion explodes!"
Get him to michael bay RIGHT NOW!
*Ah yes and grass is made of grass*
Love how two-face just shows up, flips Alfred like a coin and then leaves xD
It is safe to assume that machine takeover is near when AI consistently makes me laugh to the point of coughing. Those jokes actually make sense and have a punch, there is a right mixture of randomness and logic in them, like wtf is this???
Ai will conquer the world by making us laugh to death.
This is the future
"So you see A.I, all the Batman movies mention Batman's dead parents at least once, you follow?"
A.I: right. at least once....
"Yeah, but the best ones do it in very subtle ways, understand?"
A.I: Of course....subtle....
Five seconds later: Hey so…. my memory chip burnt here’s the movie
It isn’t actually an A.I.
@@ssapphire7781
*Screen goes black*
>We see Joker standing on top of a hill with batman at the bottom.
"HAHA!" -says Joker pointing a finger at Batman- "Orphan!"
>This makes Batman have anger
@@SavageJarJar What makes you say that?
@@redtailarts101 Come on, 1,000 hours of Batman movies? There aren’t even 100! Also, pretty sure AI can’t do puns yet. Is that good enough for you?
"This is where I watched my parents die, AI"
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"
I swear one day AI is legit going to write an entire movie script and it's going to be featured in cinema.
i like how the birthing robin thing stayed a thing and didn't just go away once the topic was out of script
"He deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power."
best batman movie so far
Every Batman movie: 1/10
This:11/1
WTF????
Bobby Patson's got stiff competition with something this good already out
For the kids, the song used is Behind Blue Eyes by The Who. The opening lyrics are "No one knows what it's like to be the bad man" to which most guys can mishear bad man for "batman." The song is a banger and has been covered by Limp Bizkit
I'm picturing Batman, in his rough voice saying
"Oh no it's two face and one face"
"Happy batday, Birthman." has such a terrifying energy.
1:05 still my favourite line
This is the opposite of AI art; AI gives the prompt, and a human draws it
Gotta love how Two-Face just f's off after literally flipping a man like a coin. He's like damnit, Alfred! Whelp, bye *leaves*
People may argue against randomly or AI generated humor, but boy, those orphan jokes are beyond perfect.
Brings a tear to the eye it does
It is a very deep story indeed
Oh I thought you were impersonating Yoda for a sec
Oh god a crab with a knife, spare me my life pls
@@Pyvozaur 🤣 you're safe. For now...
especially the part where a alfred gives birth to robin
This is the greatest story in the history of man kind
I love on how much it focuses on the fact batmans an orphan
01:22 I started to shed tears in this part.
And that's just the first page of the screenplay...
Transcript:
Batman
INT. Traditional Batcave
Batman stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer. He’s sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.
Batman: This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison.
Alfred, Batman’s loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham.
Alfred: Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne
An explosion explodes. The Joker and Two-Face enter the cave. Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney.
Batman: No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. They hate me for being a bat.
Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home.
Batman: It is just you and I, the Joker
The Joker: I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy.
Batman: I drink bats like a bat would.
Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead. This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power.
The Joker: I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.
Batman: Alfred, give birth to Robin.
Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman.
The Joker: Happy batday, Birthman.
Batman opens the present since he’s a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired.
"Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead" will go down as one of the most eloquent, thought-provoking lines in all of cinematic history
"Two-Face is a man but sometimes an attorney"
This implies attorneys aren't humans. Hey, Phoenix Wright, do you need to tell us something?
I mean how else would he survive the dusky bridge incident and eating literal glass
The "Alfred, give birth to robin" line gets me every time
"Happy batday birthman" was honestly a good one, I can imagine the joker saying something like that
honestly scripts written by ai remind me of children's imagination. this is exactly the kind of batshit crazy stories that kids came up with when playing with action figures
update: i take it back ai is an evil plagiarism machine and it's not cool to use it for writing. it was fun and harmless back when it was bad at it (like in this video) but now it's cringe. sorry
Yea you’re right, I’m scared for when it does this type of stuff with advancements lol robot overlords scare me
"*Bat*shit crazy" I see what you did there😂😂😂
as a child, i did indeed often make my toys give birth
“Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin.”
“But Alfred lands face-up which means Two-Face goes home!”
“THAT’S NOT FAIR, I’M TELLING MOM!!”
Can we just say that this is just first page of the script and it made fun of batman being orphan 3 time already
Sometimes Batman, sometimes Brucd Wayne, always orphan.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING AN ANIMATION OF THIS
Dude, the ai nailed joker's lines. They really sound like a joker thing to say and do
No matter where I experience this wonderous scripts, batman looking around for his parents to realize their still dead gets me every time, I hope the person who created this scripture is living a good life, if not I wish the best for you
>Carries a tray of Goth Ham
>GothHam
>Gotham
Why didn't I realise this sooner lol
“All times orphan” BRO I kept inhaling deeply trying not to die laughing and my cat just stared at me like “wtf” I’m crying
"Joker and Two-Face enter the cave" they look so friendly
Alfred giving birth to Robin because it’s “his job” 😂😂😂
"Joker juggles a present to batman, it contains a coupon for parents but its EXPIRED" 💀💀
Joker lowkey looked like Chris McLean at 0:36 but with clown makeup. That's how you know hes insane
"You drink water, I drink anarchy." That was way funnier and cooler than I was expecting.
"Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead" that got emotional fast
All times orphan.....😐
I have never laughed this hard in my entire life
"I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
I love how even Joker was horrified by Alfred giving birth.
Bruh, this ai just rips on Batman being a orphan three times 😂😭
The coupon was lowkey savage tho ngl
"Alfred...GIVE BIRTH TO ROBIN"
How the hell did the Pearson reading this not burst out in laughter in the middle of that
1:17 Bars!!!!!!!!!
"Tow-Face is a man but attorney."
Brilliant
The expired coupon for new parents is actually pretty hilarious.
This Batman completely has the Lego personality.
Wow, I can hear Mark Hamill saying those lines with perfection, they are surprisingly profound and spot on for the joker
“Batman looked around for his parents but they were still dead”
No A.I. was involved in the making of this video... cuz it just makes too much sense
I know right? the process of learning of the modern A.I scares me, sometimes makes me question reality
@@yuissance3623 no like, a dude in his pajamas wrote this overnight and pretended it was AI
This is on the same level as Harry Potter and portrait of a pile of ash so I do believe ai could’ve written this
"I drink bats" didn't age well
Two face goes home - that's the very moment you are starting laughing inappropriately
The exploding explosion really got me.
I love how many dead parent jokes the AI wrote. It's like it's funny for the AI because it can't relate.
Ah yes, my favourite character-
*mattress wayne*
'sometimes batman sometimes bruce wayne but all times orphan' -gigachad ai
Even the AI roasts Batman for being an orphan 💀
This literally had me laughing all the way through for 7 minutes after, it was so hilarious , thanks for this
I just watched the original and now I'm wheezing
Can’t wait for a live action adaptation
1:17 that shit was GENIUS
Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.
"I am such a freak, society is bad, you drink water I drink anarchy!"
- The fandom behind the Joker film
I couldn't stop laughting since the "sometimes batman, sometimes bruce wayne but always orphan"
That twist ending though 😂😂😂
"Anarchy is bad for world. Let's finish this by drinking it all"
-Joker
I'll definitely use "happy batday, birthman", and even tho no one will understand, I will laugh, knowing I'm the funniest person in the room
I love AI's Nobody could come up with this on their own.
This had me rolling on the floor laughing for longer than it should have
This is so much better than anything real writers have come up with in years
I love how it always explains the new characters
You need more subs, this is great
I love how Two face just goes home after he flips Alfred