Batman DESTROYS the Justice League with FACTS and LOGIC but its animated
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- Опубликовано: 24 апр 2022
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The fact that The Man with the Yellow Hat from Curious George can beat Green Lantern is honestly freaking hilarious
Heck his main adversary should be big bird from Sesame Street😂
At the very least he'll be able to escape from green lantern often.
@@meshachbrandon233 I can see it now:
"Big Bird curb stomps Green Lantern"
SpongeBob would join in on the festivities.
@@yunidai16 Spongebob doesn't need to be yellow to win that fight.
Imagine a guy who can literally conjure anything in his mind and make it reality being stopped by the man in the yellow hat
Magic man could do a lot of damage in DC universe.
If he can conjure anything, how about a catapult big enough to lob cars at the man in the yellow hat?
@@Alverantunfortunately, most cars use yellow blinkers
Sometime he gets a little bit *TOO* curious
😂
“We don’t talk about the pink one…” bro that line got me☠️☠️
What does it do??.
Makes you gay
@@Ilovemusic4071 turns him Gay
@@Mj09867 ohhhhhh
@@Mj09867 The New version is my favorite. Turn Supman a woman😁
Meanwhile Wonder Woman:
Weakness = being TIED UP
Well yeah, she was a slave~
Not in many versions, for what I heard.
@@kezia-lemonthorne2507she also doesn't have superpowers in some versions. Just a lasso, and durable braces.
@@Anty_Prazashe’s an Amazon in every version I’ve heard of where it’s Diana and that qualifies as having powers, otherwise Superman doesn’t have them he’s just a kryptonian.
@@chainsawboy2388 that Doesn't even make sense. Is now being born in a specific place considered a superpower?
I like how he just jumped on table and continue killing them with facts and logic
Batman on Wonder "Woman" though 💀
He really did kill every single one of them.
Dudes got a plan for everything, like having to kill his friends.
@@internetduck1114 yeah that's just brutal 😂
@@internetduck1114 Who?
oh you talking about supergirl?
The fact that wonder woman’s weakness is being tied up
by a man
Kinky
Only in the earliest iterations.
Based on the women I seem to attract, that was Batman's point.
I don't try to understand the women in my life. I just enjoy their company.
@@phoebusapollo8365 Green Lantern's weakness is the color yellow in early iterations too, it's fair game
"The purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like three of them"
**SHOWS IMAGE OF HIM HOLDING 4!!!**
"like" not "exactly"
@@robertross45 I know but I like to cater to the nitpicky people who were going to comment that first
@@PunnySnuck That's faire.
He took the 4th one
@@robertross45ohh you sly mothafucka!😂
I like your game brotha!
"There should just be the green one, now there's all these other ones, there's the red one the black one... THE PINK ONE."
we don't talk about the pink one. . . .
He’s got you there, Clark-
Like you're any better, one of your greatest enemies freezes the floor and you go flying, you're a seasonal superhero... AND YOU!!! Your weakness Is the color Yellow!
Wait, are you serious??
Yea so what? If a meter comes crashing down to earth, I like to see you try and stop it. What are you gonna do? Throw a batering at it?
"If your gonna stop a mugging and he's wearing all yellow..... What are YOU gonna do" that part got me good
It was the "Fuck you Bruce" after that got me. 🤣😂🤣😂
Aswr the pose and Bruce's face had me rolling lolol 😂😆
@Mich Lati u just upgraded the joke 20 times better
@Mich Lati i was thinking that too when i first heard it 💀
He cant manipulate yellow colored objects so indirectly do anything. Its a mugger wearing a Yellow jumpsuit. Does he need to do anything? Green Lantern handle intergalactic issues not petty larceny.
Batman cant handle a clowns.
The best thing about Superman saying Kryptonite is rare is that there’s literally a whole story in the comics where he and Batman try confiscating the worlds Kryptonite and they find out it’s not rare at all.
True. They found an island literally made of Kryptonite, but Superman doesn't just fold at the sight of it though like he does on TV and movies.
Are your sérious?
@@freeza4302 i mean prolonged exposure is the whole thing like it can pierce his skin and whatnot reason why a bullet made of it is a big problem cause he cant heal from that think radiation poisoning in a sense the bigger and more concentrated the worse its effects........its how i had it explained to me
Which comic is that?
I'm gonna be honest, this sounds like a plot that could fit in any era of DC.
I love how Bruce felt the need to crawl and crouch on the table just to punctuate the "you're a seasonal superhero"
0:40 the forbidden pink kryptonite💀💀💀
0:46
…what’s the pink one do?
@@Creator_indy he becomes gay
@@Creator_indyI’m pretty sure he becomes a woman
@@LegoDrDoom Both correct. It depends on the comic.
"You are a seasonal superhero."
Can't believe nobody is talking about that line 😂
It is a good line lol
All the times, i almost slipped on some random ice hidden under snow in winter, even when walking carefully. Just imagine running around in winter is painful, since I know how easy you can slip and fall, remembering certain childhood memories. But now increase it by like a million times in speed.... ouch.
"You can't destroy a superhero's entire career with one line."
Batman: watch me!
Maybe he can fight crime in Australia during winter?
That part always kills me 💀
I love the fact that one of wonder womans earliest weaknesses was being restrained/put down meaning batman insulting her would have temporarily turned her into a regular person
Plot twist: Batman was showing in real time WW's weakness
She can still be insulted to degrade her powers/strength a bit, as apparently doubting of herself is a weakness. So it's theoretically possible.
@@williamfalls Well, I don't think "She's a woman" would cause her to doubt herself.
@@nightmare3642 Probably not, but if he said something as simple as "You can't do this." it may instill enough self doubt in her to make the statement a fact.
@@nightmare3642 not an amazon, no, but if she were human she’d be crippled
"But if you're gonna stop a mugging and a guy is wearing yellow, what are YOU gonna do?" that's honestly a really good question.
You could always punch the guy
0:58 For those confused about this, Bruce just means Green Lantern's powers don't work on anything yellow (which is funny to me cause there's a Yellow Lantern)
The man in the yellow hat from curious George would curbstomp him
9 months late, But that means he can still fight like normal right? Like in Batman’s hypothetical yellow mugger situation he can still beat the fuck out of him without needing the ring at all right?
Wait doesn't Green Lantern create things? How do you ever do that _on_ something. Feels like that weakness wasn't too thought out
@@fisch37if a mugger is wearing yellow anything green lantern conjures would not affect him due to the fear entity being trapped in the green lantern corps’ power battery
@@SouYef That's a disappointing weakness
Flash : What about Wonder Woman she doesn’t have any big weaknesses.
Wonder Woman : *please don’t mention the bondage, please don’t mention the bondage, please don’t…*
Bruce : But she’s a *W O M A N*
Wonder Woman : oh tha-HEY!!
A very specific and weird weakness, but at the same time *_at least it isn't the color yellow_*
@@biggierocc1935 it was loosely based on amazonian concepts(very loosely). Basically, as warriors of the gods(in DC comics), they were not allowed to be bested in any way, so it was divine punishment should anyone manage to "capture" them. Nevermind that wonderwoman can somehow move faster than light and is only below superman in a contest of strength...loop her with a lasso and a few other means that they considered to be this concept and her powers are gone. (I wanted to say that they could probably lock her in a pit or something, but i'm not sure if just location can qualify as being "captured" , yada yada. Lots of loopholes and random numbers in DC comics XD )
@@nathanielbass771 correct me if I'm wrong but wonder woman's weakness only exists because someone on the team wanted an excuse to draw wonderwoman tied up, well at least they did end up giving a reason for this weakness
Her weakness is bondage!? Kinky
@@anti-venom253 yep the creator of wonderwoman was into bondage
Not only does flash get slid on ice but deathstroke once tripped him into a dumpster
WHAT
When'd Deathstroke trip him into a dumpster? Lmao
@@polskamapping6116 Probably Identity Crisis but the story was stupid.
flash can literally run fast enough to fucking time travel but he got tripped by a normal non speedster assassin by extending his leg
@@aben1466 Deathstroke is definitely not normal. He has regeneration and can perceive events faster than a normal person he also is very strong.
"There's the red one, the black one, THE PINK ONE
" we dont talk about the pink one."
So good!
Imagine a yellow wearing ice ability villain made out of cryptonite
With a rope and a group of corrupt politicians to spend all of Batman's money...
A pink one
with a rope
I love how Clark goes ‘wait are you serious’ as if he didn’t just get exposed by a damn rock
A rock and a colour isn’t the same thing dude
I mean at least the rock is radioactive so it’s understandable
Visible lights quite another thing
batman wasn't wrong woman are super emotional and we all know wonder woman acts before thinking. batman is the only one with multiple plans prep-time
Fight the guy who's only weakness is radio active space rock or fight the guy who's weakness is a No.2 pencil?
@@Ruben-to9yk superman is also weak to magic
1:12 Batman's pose here is beyond hilarious.
Draw me like your french girls
And the detail that he sits down again😭
He seems curious lol
Now I wanna draw batman in this pose with more detail. Maybe with green lantern flipping him the bird lol.
🤣
I love when Batman was laying on the table looking at green lantern what are u going to do XD
The fact that one of wonderr woman's greatest weaknesses is being tied with A ROPE.
The fact he acknowledges what he can and can’t do you have to give him a little respect
I think i may have actually contracted an STD.
"Yeah I may not be able to destroy a meteorite but at least I can stop muggers wearing all yellow"
@@gachabloxgirl3958 well he actually could with his plane
@@thephoenix4093 There’s also probably some bullshit out of this world plan he can make up to stop one as well
@@RobE01234 ummm what?
Batman's full sentence would've been: "She's a woman whose weakness is being tied up," but they wouldn't let him finish.
I like to thknk specifically SHE didnt let him finish because she's too embarassed of it
Or maybe he did finish the sentence and the argument continued offscreen, still resulting in Batman being kicked out
It's both
That wouldn’t be a very good own considering Batman is about as affected by restraints as she is.
@@stoyanpetkov3853 batman's a master escape artist
ur paying me with my own money...
basically the government...
"we don't talk about the pink one."
I like how Green Lantern's weakness is yellow but he's on a team where pretty much everyone has yellow on their costume.
"something could simply be turned yellow and the Lanterns' rings would have no effect on it whatsoever" which means he's not scared of the color he just can't use his powers on anything that is yellow but I'm pretty sure the weakness was tweaked or removed entirely...
@@ZombieOwlYT yeah I heard that it got removed. Pretty understandable
Soooo
He can't hurt bananas?
His Og weakness was Wood
Be glad, in olden days, his weakness was wood.
Slap him with a 2x4 and he dies
I like how when they talk about the pink kryptonite a lot of casual people go “oh it’s the one that turns him into a girl right?” Without noticing what it *ACTUALLY* does in the comics.
I am curious what does th pink krypton do?I forgot btw
@@esenosieyiugboke9641 it makes him gay.
make him gay@@esenosieyiugboke9641
@@esenosieyiugboke9641 I think it turns Superman gay.
alex jones meme here.
1:24 “SHES A WOMAN 😂” had me dead 💀
I'm honestly surprised that Batman conceded the point to Green Lantern there. Dude probably has half a dozen bat-themed toys he could use to stop a meteor
The bat-nuke
@@randomintrovertedspider7510The bat-virus (2019-2022) 😞😞😞
@@Tea12515 Pretty sure that is still on-going.
@@FeneFeline Our immunity system has evolved against it. It’s barely as dangerous as the Common Cold.
@@bobafett987 Who said anything about it being dangerous. I just mentioned its still on-going.
I love how flash has the potential to be the most powerful here yet he doesn’t know how to avoid an ice ray
(Oh god what have I done; I've started a war)
too much momentum
@@twiton_ true
And Green Lantern would be strong if he isn’t weak to anything yellow like a banana lol
@@twiton_ its been seen where he can vibrate in place
@@zcatcher8955 Peeing must suck for Green Lantern.
Robin:hello Batman, how did the meeting go?
Batman: *sniffles* I didn’t want to be apart of this stupid team anyway
Robin: what are you gonna do now?
Batman:I know I will simply stop paying for everything >:) (*frigin starts his villain character story*)
I love how Batman is just laying on the table at 1:12
What a powerful show of dominance
I could see for flash birthday he just gave him a banana with ulterior motive
The Boss dominance.
The posture is the seductive and the words are menacing what is happening
Batman being the sassy, good at roasting, and dominant guy of the group 😂
@@gachabloxgirl3958 as he should! He’s Batman
One thing I liked was at least Bruce was smart enough to know he's not strong enough to take on a meteor, but goes right back to roasting Hal about his yellow color weakness. 😂
I know you
@@wakadaemon7191 oh lol hey dude!
not that it would stop him, i mean, he has dealt with far worse in terms of odds
actually he can…
@@mrmallard4600 Lol, I can agree. ESPECIALLY since he has a suit that can fucking make Darkseid BLEED.
Wonder woman’s weakness is her own pride. She won’t ever give up a fight. She’ll literally keep fighting until she either gets too tired and her enemy takes advantage of that, or she just has some kind of heart problem and dies.
A mugger in yellow with kryptonite during winter pulls up
"We all pay our fair share from time to time" literally the only other justice league member with a large amount of money that could even be considered paying their "fair share" is Green Arrow, and he's a part-timer who usually stays grounded and rarely comes up to the watch tower if I recall.
Sups doesn't even a building or Spaceship to do anything at all but when he destroys the city while fighting someone Bats has the money to pay ROFL
Well, superman can literally crush coal into very large diamonds with his bare hands, or find massive untapped veins of precious metals, miles under the Earth, with his X-Ray vision, and turn himself into a human-drill, and go down there and get as much as he needed.
Or use some Kryptonian technology to make money by transmutating matter, or whatever.
Or use his super-intelligence to predict which stocks on the stock market are going to skyrocket, and buy a bunch of them while they're still cheap; then sell high.
And to top it off Oliver hates using the rocket.
@@lmeza1983 There are probably specific "damage due to superherofights" insurances because i doubt your regular house insurance wont cover a superhero crashing straight through it :p
i think the space tower is a lot cheaper than people would imagen and superman and green lantern made it a coat effective by flying large chunks of the station into space for free. could do the same with a construction crew. superman space elevator style. yeah bats bank roll a lot but the rest of the team made it possible
Batman still manages to look intimidating when he's literally crawling and lying on the meeting table
he is an ceo of a big ass company bro
because he’s batman
I think he looks even more intimidating doing that.
The absolute flex when doing that is great.
Hahah
“What are you gonna do” 😂😂
F**k you Bruce
I like to think that wonder woman can only be hurt by anything man-made like guns and tanks etc. so that's why a meteor falling on her won't kill her while a normal bullet or knife will.
0:56 Flash's face after being so thoroughly roasted is just pure gold 😂😂😂
I like Batman's response to Hal and Hal just says f you. LOL! That was priceless. Still the "seasonal hero" was a hilarious line.
1:03 Flash in the background
Exactly
LMFAO!!
"You're a seasonal superhero." "If you're going to stop a mugging and the guy's wearing all yellow, what are you going to do?" I am dying
That's exactly what I'm saying.
This had me crying😭🤣
Well to be clear Green Lantern’s weakness isn’t yellow. It is fear.
Run physical hands is what lantern should do😭😂
@@thomasbennett5724 It actually used to be just straight up the color yellow lmao
your weakness is the color yellow, im ded 💀
0:56 flash got roasted from fax so hard he froze
I love how fast Superman is to say “We don’t talk about the pink one”.
If people dont get it, the pink kryptonite turns superman gay 😏😏😏
@@bobandjoeshow9204 did you spell stuff wrong on perpose?
I more prefer how his face looks when he says “the pink one”.
He was about to use the pink kryptonite on super man if he doesn’t stop talking
@@bobandjoeshow9204 they change his effect now It change genders
I am an idiot how did I spell those wrong lol
I like how when Batman mentions pink kryptonite Superman says “We don’t talk about the pink One.” 😂
I replay that part everytime🤣
@@NathanCAY1010 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
for the people who doesn't know'
the pink one makes superman gay
superman:Skip
@@red_one5160 basically any Kryptonian gay.
Batman is the perfect example of you don't need super powers to be a superhero.
You just need to be a genius billionaire
We don’t talk about the pink one.
"You're paying me with my own money" Stimulus checks in a nutshell
not if you're rich and own a business that is "struggling"
Boom!
🤣
True but the point is to at least get money flowing.
@@williamjenkins4913 Which is retarded. Just stop paying people to steal it and then you have more of it to go around
I love that Hal, despite arguably being the most immediately powerful of them, is effectively brought down to useless if The Reverse Flash shows up & Barry's out lo lunch.
The fact that Hal is weak to the color yellow is funny because the man with the yellow hat from Curious George could beat Hal in a fight lol
tbf he can now counter that
@@93ImagineBreaker Batman ones trapped him in a room filled with all yellow painted himself and Robin yellow just to prove a point he couldn't do anything the moment his powers touch the color yellow that spot just kind of vanishes
@@unknownpainting4788 new/now lanterns can overcome that weakness
in comics the more OP the character bigger chance it has a weird/big weakness which is why batman doesnt have one, if it was for plot every single one can kill him before he blinks
Wonder Woman's weakness is being tied up by a man making her powerless
Not even just tied up either. In the original iteration, even a man simply holding her hands would already make her completely powerless.
@@CommentPositionInformer that's so sad bruh like imagine
@@obingere9335it’s so lifelike
0:46"the pink one"😏
For those of us who know Wonder-womans' weakness, I salute you.
What is it
@@yovan7782 Getting tied up. Apparently she's into bondage or something
Although I think it was retconned into "getting tied up by her own lasso"
@@samuelhunter4631 it was being tied up specifically by a man back in the day
@@ryanthekinghunter5357 If a man tied her bracers together, she has to do whatever he tells her to do.
Above Writer was into BDSM that’s how tied up weakness came and also that’s how Wonder Woman was made.
The original Green Lantern, Alan Scott, was weak to wood, not yellow.
You could break through all his defenses and constructs with a sharp tree branch.
When DC replaced him with Hal Jordan, they changed it to the color yellow. IDK why they thought that was an improvement.
Also I’m surprised nobody mentioned Aquaman’s original weakness. He literally DIES if he doesn’t drink water every hour.
Wood is pretty common
While yellow things are less common
@@goldietheswagbear8288 I think i'd prefer to lose to a treant than to bart simpsom
@@goldietheswagbear8288 Nowadays a lot of the stuff that you think it's wood it's actually fake and made of other materials. The Door Monster even made a sketch about how you can't really "knock on wood" anymore.
Who's Aquaman?
@@wyattguilliams5325 You better be joking. 👽
I just love flash reaction its so funny 0:56
OH WonderWoman has a weakness alright. and she carries it around on her hip.
Wait! How can they kick Batman out of the very place he pays for?! 💀💀
He got let back in at the end
The credits the bills got him back in
Lol, he could just return the building and then watch them get kicked out too!! 😂
@@HeatherRiderhe built the watch tower well he got it made you didn't know
Sounds a lot like some marriages
Fun Fact: Wonder woman's weakness is being tied up because her original writer had a MASSIVE bondage kink; he believed all people were naturally happiest when tied up, and that anyone else just repressed that. And so, OBVIOUSLY the ultimate woman wouldn't supress that, and would willingly stayed tied up whenever it happened
Ok someone needs to make an animation parody of that
hes not wrong
That explains why she loses her power only when the one who ties her's a man
What a crazy dude
@@IDMYM8 I mean, I have wierder kinks.
bat man canonically has a anti air system for space threats like aliens.
"You're a seasonal super-hero" Greatest line of them all
I love how you made them all equally expressive as each other.
Wonder woman without a voice: *insert uncomfortable face*
Not his work
@@sweezxo but it is his animation
the audio is the only thing here he didnt make
@@freerobux49 yeah that's like...the main thing
@@neco5740 but its irrelevant
because the original comment was referring to the animation not the audio
which makes the Sweezxo guy wrong
When Batman referenced the pink kryptonite and then Superman said that they don’t talk about the pink one hit me so hard.
@Trenton Doucette it makes Superman gay basically…
@@estherriley6879 Yeah it was a very infamous time in comic books, most people wanted to forget about it but, lol, we remember,oh, we fucking remember alright.
@@estherriley6879 ok that explains the DC modern comics a lot
Finally. I was looking for a comment about the pink stone lol.
oh yeah! I thought that was the one that got him high. which was that again?
Batman probably would throw a giant Bat-rang missil in to the meteor
when the meteor is crashing down to earth, it's emitting yellow flames...
Despite I myself being a Batman fan, I can’t help but to say Batman’s weakness: P-A-R-E-N-T-S
MARTHA! Why did you say that name!
@@Cryten0 Aquaman ,sharing the same dad name as Batman’s : **looks the other way.**
Nah is weakness is mercy
What about superman?
His parents died
@@br0k3n82 yeah but he really didn’t know them on the level that Batman did, they died when he was an Infant so he didn’t get to really know them or comprehend what they were, Batman lost his parents when he was a young boy, old enough to understand that his parents where killed
“I own the building you work at, you’re paying me with my own money”
If that’s not a flex idk what is!
You do realize green lantern could strip mine a asteroid, find invaluable metals and then pay for the satellite that he built, plus green arrow has literally the same amount of money as batman
@@jaacobpeevy9869 1. But Green lantern doesn’t do that
2. Green arrow is nowhere NEAR the amount of wealth Batman has
@@jaacobpeevy9869 Unless there's any yellow gems in the asteroid. Then he's screwed.
@@quinnsinclair7028 stranded in the astroid useless all because of a space banana 🍌
It's the truth
This is literally one of the best video out there 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks
Batman is the best leader because he can actually lead and is the brains in the group.
Powers only benefit yourself in the team
the flash’s reactions after being roasted by batman are priceless
Straight up destroyed.
He literally stayed quiet. Like a child 😂
"You're a seasonal superhero"💀
The fact that Flash is the strongest person in that room by far makes ir much funnier. He might be a seaseonal hero, but that doesn't really matter when time travell is on the table
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!
“Bruce, it’s a very rare stone-“
“Rare my ass! Everyone has one, Clark. A purse snatcher I caught the other day had, like, 3 of them on him.”
💀
"It used to be just the green one but now there's all these other ones. There's the red one, the black one.... THE PINK ONE."
"We don't talk about the pink one."
@@GasterBlaster36 "He's got you there Clark like your any better one of your greatest enemies just freeze's the floor and you go flying your a seasonal super hero"
@@Fakepeppino20 "And you! Your weakness is the color yellow."
@@GasterBlaster36 "pfft you serious Yeah well if a meteor comes down crashing into earth I like to see you stop it what you gonna do throw a batarang at it"
@@Fakepeppino20 "For situations like that, yes you're needed. But if you're going to stop a mugging and the guy's wearing all yellow, what are you going to do?"
Wonder Woman’s weakness is her not being able to stop fighting, last I checked at least.
1 year and still as good as i remember
1:23 The way it immediately skipped over to the aftermath had me in stitches. 😂
i dont know why but i felt so bad for batman xD
@@TechnobladeNeverDies8592same xD
“You’re paying with my own money” this was the best dialogue for me hahahahaha😂
Batman is just laying on the table
Wonder Woman is useless if she is tied up with her own lasso. I’m pretty sure being tied up is wonder woman’s weakness
The thing I find most surprising is how none of them accidentally says each other's real names in public when they so casually do it in their meetings.
They are a team :3
1:00 I love Superman's reaction to hearing Green Lantern's weakness yellow
0:59
@@mdg2847🍷🗿
i know im late but whats more funny is that green latern blushes in embarassment
Wonder woman's weakness is that her family shows up to try and kill her ever once in a while
batman: the p i n k o n e....
super man: *fast* we dont talk about the pink one.......
I’d watch a ton of these. Should keep ‘em up. Ik you’re not the source of the audio, so idk how you’d consistently source that, but it’d be cool to have more of these.
try searching up "solid jj" on yt
this guy is just a thief
@@04SlhS not really since he did credit the guy on the discription
My guy he literally ANIMATED this shit
@@TheRealMonodeath he linked the original audio
The stare down with the "what are you gonna do" did more damage to Green lantern then Ryan Reynolds signing the live action Green lantern contract
Damn
If only Reynolds had played Guy Gardner.
He's the right personality type.
Hal Jordan is cardboard anime protagonist #1, complete with rival girlfriend.
Guy Gardner is a surly jock asshole with anger management issues, who nonetheless is Jaime Reyes's mentor and a bit of a bro.
0:45 we don't talk about the pink one 😂😂😂
I thought Batman was gonna bring up the fact that bondage is Wonder Woman's weakness.
I mean seriously, how are you going to have being tied up as your weakness and than go and carry a lasso around with you? That thing's only purpose IS to tie people up!
They didn't let him finish
"She's a woman whos weakness is being tied up, she carries a lasso. Her purpose is to carry the thing that is made to tie people up, what happens if someone just takes it?"
to be more accurate, Wonder Woman's weakness is being tied up so the only purpose of her carrying a lasso is for herself to be tied up.
or sharp objects
None of that is true. Wonder Woman never had a weakness to being tied up, that was a lie made up for a documentary Marvel produced.
@@giaxo1739 if that's true than what is her weakness?
The delivery of ‘Clark I own the building that you work at. You’re paying me with my own money’ Absolute perfection
Money alone has gotta make him a leader.
Batman’s weakness is someone breaking is back
The fact that you can actually see them having this conversation is even funnier
Bruce isn't sexist, lol. But the rest maybe
@@sunshineyrainbows13 insert justice is unisex joke here
Joe bidin
Really? I'd sooner believe it takes place in universes where superheroes are assholes/criminals. Batdick included, none of these members would consider acting this way with each other. Bruce especially wouldn't use his wealth to win debates.
"YOU'RE A SEASONAL SUPERHERO"
gets me every damn time
All I'd have to say to Batman in that moment is "Don't let Jay Garrick catch you saying that..."
Good to know that Big Bird can beat Green Lantern
just imagine a full on yellow asian guy with kryptonite while having a freeze ray
1:06 honestly with prep Bruce can stop a meteor
"Alfred. . . Bring out the Bat-Missiles"
Not even prep time, dude has mech suits that can go mano a mano with darkseid, I'm certain he has a missile
@@amvcentral9198 he doesn't even need missiles. Darkseid was able to survive a bomb that can rip apart existence. Batman could pull a Saitama and punch the meteor lmao.
I love Hal’s momentary jaw drop before Sups says “wait are you serious” almost like “BRUCE HOW COULD YOU”😂😂😂😂
I liked his facial expression, before he say f you to Batman. That was hilarious. He knows Batman was right about a criminal being dressed in all yellow would be the end of him. LOL!
@@cainabel6356I oddly love that “….Fuck you,” is usually universal code for admitting defeat in an argument lol
"We don't talk about the pink one".
the fact that all of the justice league members have some of the colour yellow on their outfit, JUST in case.
Wonder Woman has the most down to earth weakness. She CAN be killed by an ordinary sword, knife or bullet. She's just got such finely honed warrior reflexes and reaction speed its nigh impossible.
Facts, if she was bulletproof she wouldn't need bullet deflecting wristbands..
Unless she doesn't see it coming, like an assassin's bullet or a contagious disease sprayed in her face.
That and she is like really psychologically weak.
Makes no sense lol. How can she keep up with Superman in strength, survive being thrashed around by him when she's still got human like durability?
@@HarryPotter-pi3km She has inhuman durability against everything but piercing weaponry. You can't beat her with blunt force.
Wonder Woman's weakness is sharp things. Also, given that lantern's weakness to yellow is brought up, her weakness in that time period was being tied up. And she carries around a lasso. That's like if lantern carried around a can of yellow spray paint.
Nah she is a woman, that’s all you need to know 😂😂😂😂
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I’m pretty sure sharp things are the weakness of most people
Oh no, not just being tied up. The person that ties Wonder Woman up so she loses her powers must be... wait for it... *A MALE* ...
@@clodolcmidnights837pretty sure batman's suit can actually block most normal blades since it has kevlar and probably a bit of chain mail in it
@@bevjoejoe that’s why I said most
Imagine a person in yellow with a freezer and cryptonite