I make fun of Cyberpunk 2077 so you won't have to
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- Опубликовано: 13 дек 2020
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Hi
Zanny you're the best
Hello there
I’ve seen you’ve been playing this on Xbox recently
"Wanna hear something funnier than 76?"
"What is it?"
"77"
Underrated comment right here
Wow. Top tier comment.
Come on. This game is much better than 76. Don't be like that
@@angelacarlson6443 they’re pretty close.
Damn son.
Good comment, please take this game award
"It's the Police, They want to confiscate my remaining Frames"
LMAO
I see you know how to quote.
So you watched the video?
Ah yes, the thing that happened in the video. Very creative and epic
most creative thing I have seen so far wow fantastic
Don't know what you guys expected from me I just posted a quote I thought was funny.
"you'll pay twice because I said you'll pay twice!"
the prophecy was true
Lmaooooooo 😂👌
Kek
and the negotiations were short :p
ruclips.net/video/FROb9X0kJLM/видео.html
Nice pfp
"Nomad, never get angry"
It took me a couple of seconds but had me busting up laughing.
Same lmao.
Didn't even know I didn't get it until I read this
Okayyyyyy.....
Can anyone tell me what it means 👉👈
@@motazmohamed1646 "No-mad, never get angry"
@@Primal_K ohhhh i kept focusing on angry and forgot nomad 🤦♂️ Thanks
“This game is rated M for mature.”
The game: “PEE PEE”
Also: DUM DUM
@@nightynightlayla374 This game is currently Shit Shit
This game is so dark and dystopian that the drug dealers don't sell drugs, they sell medicine.
@@A_Box_of_Rocks99 bruh
@@A_Box_of_Rocks99 hahahaha
''the wider the smile, the bigger the lie'' - There is no war in ba sing se.
The earth king has invited you to Lake Laogai.
Can someone tell me what all this is referencing cuz it sounds kinda familiar
@@samkul1699 It's Avatar my dude, best show ever
Best Tea in Ba Sing Se
@@Jomococo105 yes now I remember 😁 I saw it like a month ago
4:50 "Oh God, it's CDPR themselves". That was priceless!
YES
Lmao
Ironically he did pay twice LMAO because he switched to PC later
Plot twist: the glitches are just Johnny Silverhand messing with you.
Nah the glitches and bugs is the customized experience Cyberpunk promised for each player.
CUSTOMIZATION IS THE FUTURE.
CDPR after reading this comment:
*WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*
*GOD DAMN IT JOHNNY lol*
this game is an actual sequel to DDLC
Small glitches do happen. Like NPCs phasing outta their cars when driving off. Constantly taking dmg under a car to death when there's supposed to be just small dmg and knockback so your character doesn't flatline. Enemy animations still ongoing despite already being "knocked out" not dead.
"It's the Police, They want to confiscate my remaining Frames"
Yes we watched the video
@Maronolq it's from the video, he probably didn't read all the comments
Stop uploading your “videos” please, they are awful 🙂
I felt that 1
lol Best part.
Last time I was this early, Roman still had a Wife, Clone Wick was alive and Sun Zoo was quoted as often as
Obi Wan
this guy knows his memes
@@theonlyzanny the dark side is a way to many memes some consider, unnatural
Rip clone wick
May he Rest In Peace
And colony was zanny’s favorite leader
"with these I can see through the lies of the Jedi"
He's too dangerous to be left alive
He doesn't see the dark side as we do.
“Darth Maul has 7 inches of meat.”
At least before the ‘incident’
I know it’s been eight months but i need to know about that "incident" pls enlighten me
@@chestermops3732 Maul got cut in half
Peter parker: *exists*
Zanny making his thumbnails: *I can milk you*
Yoooo thanks zan man
😂
* a skinny cow in the background *
It's Bully Maguire
"they're not even shooting, they can't see either"😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
So next-generation and real lol
😂😂😂😂😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂
5:46
*"This is actually cyberpunk 2020."*
Well that was accurate.
A little too accurate
Timestamp
@@nemezizthedestroyer5237 5:47
《BLAZE》 FromMobile 5:44 is a better timestamp
the plot of f9 is actually cyberpunk in space
12:38
"There's kids in this game? That's fucked up"
Anakin: This is where the fun begins
"Just grab a next-gen console, oh thats right they only made 6 of those" 😂😂
same could be said for any gpu as well, still waiting to buy a 3080 that isn't being sold by a scalper -_-
@@TakaChan569 i just recently bought a 3080 on PC case gear website for about $1,300 Australian. They should still have some in stock
@@tiikz2320 Just looked all sold out lol, 2020 has been a year i want to forget so badly. Also i never really built a pc from scratch(this year would have been a first) the prices are all over the place. On NVIDIA's site it has them listed for 750+, but 1300 on some.
The rest that everyone else have were unsold stock straight from the factories they were made in.
@@awesomeglassestonotseecrin8959 it would be okay
“*You’ll pay twice because I say you’ll pay twice*”
“Oh god it’s cdpr themselves” 😂😂😂
4:56
You paid twice?
@@RyuKaguya I didn't pay once
@@blazingblight2706 good for you random citizen.
@@RyuKaguya why pay twice when you can download it for free?
At 11:57 I heard "I REALLY WANT TO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE" and for a moment it broke up the comedy lol
HOLY FUCK. I was just rewatching the video and then saw your comment.
Excuse me while I go sob in the corner, you can join me so I'm not alone in my misery.
@@BJovanovic1987 I gotchu man, that show was devastating 💀😭
"Ocular systems. With this I can see through the lies of the Jedi".
I died.
I definitely want more Xbox one footage tho
Nice to meet you both, I'm the third reply.
Nice to meet you all, I am the fourth reply
please no
@@theonlyzanny yes
@@theonlyzanny please yes
''Turn out this game was made by bethesda all along'' got me crying LMAO
It really looks like fallout though lmao
The similarities are honestly “Breathtaking”
You will pay twice cos CDPR said u will pay twice 😆
@@syedelhem12 Yup def Bethesda work behind it i'm sure lmao!
That one got me too. Sad but true. This should not of even been released on the old consoles. They should of pushed it for a Jan 2021 release and never for the older consoles. That's what REALLY did them in. I play on PC and haven't had hardly any of the problems the PS4 and XBOX consoles suffered. They should of stuck to their guns and said NO last gen consoles! Could of saved them the lawsuits and all the damage to their rep.
Bethesda survived all the criticism, CDPR can too. They are better than this, but the powers at the top are what ultimately fucked them as they tried to develop 7 different versions of the game to sell on everything... sometimes you just need to focus on what is doable, rather than forcing it on consoles that couldn't hack playing this game.
"It really sucks playing a half-baked version of what could be one of the greatest games of all time"-The Act Man
Not even half baked, some ingredients are just missing
It will probably turn out like the witcher 3 in a year
@@AlbinoKneecaps hopefully, because free dlc are the reason I'm buying this game
@@AlbinoKneecaps no. There are no excuse, the game scope is far different than Witcher 3
it really sucks watching infinity train while playing cyberpunk at the same time
Zanny: Sees “PeePee” sign
Zanny: *frantic, uncontrollable cackling*
When the world needed him most, he returned to steal cheese..
GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING AETHER MEDAL
Yes indeed
So since this is cyberpunk is it safe to call him the cheddarpunk instead of the cheddar Knight
@@anakinchillwalker9447 I slightly dislike you.
@@oracle8535 ok, why
at 11:58 you can briefly hear “i really want to stay at your house”
6:15 “Whatever made you think I work here?”
You’re standing behind a bar dressed like a bartender
"I'm like Logan, at the end of Logan"
Ok zanny
Nah he means when he’s kicking ass in the forest not when he dies, although he could have just said he’s like the evil Logan clone
He ain't wrong tho
@@mcblaze2985 But the clone dies as well though at the end. I think he should've just said he's like the camera man.
"You'll pay twice."
"OMG it's CDP." - I AM DECEASED.
hilarious LOOL
11:55 the show gives me PTSD no matter where I go
"May my new life have better graphics."
Definitely putting that as my grave's epitaph.
“Why’s it playing at 360p?”
* checks quality
* already 1080p60
lol
Lòl.
Lé Løl
Lé Løl lè
AAAHJHHHHHHH LOLLLLLLLLL
Zanny: "I've never been this immersed in a open world game!"
Dying Light cries in the corner
I always respect a fellow dying light player
@@rockydyson5035 still grinding to this day!
Me too!
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Dying Light, by far, it's the most fun i've had with a game im my whole life. But Dying Light is anything but immersive, in my opinion, still pretty hyped por 2, hope it doesn't fuck up as much as cyberpunk
@@banilo1022 Same i really had fun while playin Dying light
“Can my new life have better graphics?”
God: “Well yes, but actually no.”
“See through the lies of the Jedi” got me.
1:10 i hope cyberpunk and rocket league do a crossover, i want that car skin
First
Seeing you on non-for honor content is trippy
@@coldkillquik1577FiRsT
Cyber Punk and Forza did a crossover
But then he wouldn't be able to hit any light parries.
"oh god it's the police, they want to confiscate my remaining frames" can't stop laughing at that part
Ngl I love the game & CDPR but I couldn't help laughing at this shit 😂
11:54 "Everywhere i look i see his face"
Just noticed that aswell. F
I'll refer to Takemura from now on as "Discount Jackie".
"I'm like Logan.....at the end of Logan"
So... dead? Lol
@@SnifferSock dead as hell
I like how he says it at the end of the video
@@Bruce_Black just like your mommma
@@Bruce_Black sry jk
"Oh god it's the police, they want to confiscate my remaining frames."
-Zanny
Wooow. It really makes it that much funnier. thanks to u guys just fucking quoting a part of a vid. Really great job man 👍
@@itzwoody1649 you're equally as unfunny with your gây profile picture
@@itzwoody1649 we didn’t ask.
@@literallya442ndclonetroope5 do you guys actually enjoy what the RUclips comments have become?
@@user-md3nv8he7x touché
“Behind the chameleon, it’s camouflage will hide us” funniest thing I’ve ever heard
7:35 if only he would have known to go upstairs as TBug died to get a sword
Guess who’s back. Back again. Zanny’s back. Tell a friend
Lyrics of my life
He never left
he is back
He wasn’t gone for long
Poo fat crisps
“Turns out Bethesda made this game after all.”
ye i died there XD
some times on doom games it gets to blurry for no reasson .
Bethesda games aren't even that buggy and with such bad AI and bad interactions
@@200Carl exactly, people dont realise the issue isnt just with performance
@@200Carl you are literally talking out of your ass. Bethesda has spreadsheets full of bugs and glitches Month 1 of every single one of their games. Granted this is true with many games but Bethesda is Infamous for them.
@@200Carl The bad AI isn't being talked about enough. Its embarassing for a game that's so heavily marketed
zanny's laugh at the peepee signage was even funnier than the peepee itself
"I'm innocent, I'm innocent!" Gets me every time. 😆
“Darth maul has 7 inches of meat”-Sun Tzu “Art of War”
Lol
"Sun Tzu said that, and he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!"
XD
"Wait a second, this ain't a pig playing a block game, where am I?" -Sun Tzu
You should've called your car the AutoMaulbile
Doesn't sound as good as it reads
I laughed all along but I lost it completely at "you're breathtaking".
“It’s the police. They want to confiscate my remaining frames”
"I'm like Logan at the end of Logan" such a way with words
It’s the fokin movie m8
Lol for a second i thought u were talking about me and i was like "tf how does he know me?"
@@shadowvillefox It's a "fokin" joke, "mate."
Zanny: Puts Tobey Maguire in the thumbnail
*A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*
the return of the king
No one expects the surprise Toby Maguire
Cyber Maguire
@@gooci6907 I wasn't expecting some sort of Maguire Inquisition
I absolutely lost my shit at 4:55 my god this video is a gem. Thank you for this
I really respect the way you made fun of the game and at the same time highlighted all the good points it has
7:40
"Stealth has failed, it's fine tho cause now we can listen to the sick soundtrack"
Payday 2 in a nutshell
Stealth. Hot Jams. Pick one.
How loud is a flamethrower in Payday 2, can l use it in stealth?
@@joenathan8594 I would presume no but the best load out for stealth is a silenced pistol with akimbo smgs
@@areyawinningson1574 well you presume but I need hard facts.
Eh, fuck it I'm doing Shadow Raid with a Flamethrower.
@@joenathan8594 I’m gonna be honest I’ve never done a full payday mission stealth
"They're not even shooting, they can't see either!" LMFAO. I have it on Xbox One... Very accurate... Unfortunately.
I feel your pain sadly...
What type of Xbox
Let's hope the january and february patches fix the game on base last gen consoles. Honestly if it was this bad on the largest consummer base they should have just delayed it again.
I have it on Xbox One X and while I've encountered some frame drops it thankfully hasn't had a ton of pop in or screen tearing issues yet- although I'd say it's at its worst when I'm driving
@Daniel Chamoun its newer console
my favourite part from that game is where the protagonist says "im the cyberpunk from 2077" such a great game
Man the story and world building in this game are so effing incredible. It's such a shame that it ran like garbage for a year and a half.
Zanny when he choses corpo: “I’m going to climb that corporate ladder”
@Playing Games bruh
@Playing Games no one care bout ur dumbass video lmao
Only to fuck it up a few minutes into the prologue.
"Look, it's italian Darth Maul:
Kenobeeeeh [shakes hand]"
*Ikr*
General Kenobi!
Godfather theme intensifies*
I'm italian Mando
He has no legs!
That nomad joke was actually pretty good 😂
People I refuse to take seriously:
- COVID deniers
- Flat Earthers
- CDPR/Cyberpunk defenders and apologists
My 500 hours and 700+ screenshots say you're full of shit....
@@xers8719 Your mom is racist. You don't get to decide who is or isn't. Trust me RACISTS WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY ARE. Dumbshit.
@@xers8719 this is the face I'm making at you...steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2388248341
@@isorokudono yeah bro! these kids are just mad that this is the best game ever! all these reviews are garbage and don't even get into the full game! these rdr2 fangirLs can't accept that its better than rdr2 and tlou2! LOL. best game of all time and nobody can tell me otherwise, ya heard? 😎🚫🧢
@@xers8719 Word Up.
"Ocular systems...with this I can see through the lies of the Jedi, Hands...with this I can pull up todays sponsor..." started laughing and immediately subscribed you sir are awesome
Me when I see Tobey Maguire in the thumbnail:
The Return of the King
"Stop encouraging my addiction" - Zanny from last video.
Pizza timw
Imagine waiting 8 years from the announcement to get that crap for $60+. Now ppl after patches and paying $5-$30 are like “well its pretty good for the price”
Well it is, seeing as how that $5-$30 was for a massive expansion pack
9:01 'THIS IS WONDERWALL!!!'
oasis song?
Turns out this game was made by Bethesda all along. I died laughing
Yeah bugs in this game is funny and hilarious, as long as is not a game breaking bug which prevents from progressing through the story. I think they had similar issue during the Witcher 3 launch, but then they manage to pull it of, give them time to polish the game, but I agree with most of the critics they should have not launch the game at that state for console. It's a bummer. As for me, I might be on the minority section, gotta admit when playing on pc, I enjoyed the Story, Character Development and the world environment.
I don’t remember Skyrim ever being this bad.
@@hazo111 i havent come across any game breaking bugs, right now im just laughing my ass off with the harmless bugs
Truth is - the game was rigged from the start
@@CreativeUsernameEh Then you never played it on 360 or PS3 at launch or flat out lying.
"'Nomad' you never get angry" I almost deleted RUclips after that one
🤣
🤣🤣🤣
No you didn't
@@Krisxx8_ I legitimately closed RUclips, opened the app store, and stared at the screen for a few moments
Why?
11:56 Me rewatching this after watching cyberpunk edgerunners: cries
"It'll be done when it's done"-Some lying corpo
"There not even shooting,they can't see either" fuck me 😂😂😂
😂😂
they're*
@@sunny-vega shut up
Me when there isn’t a Kirin break: Surely the archives must be incomplete!
Where is heee!!!
I’m sorry, but the commercial you’re looking for simply does not exist.
@@brosephmyth If an item is not in our archive, it does not exist.
"This game looks great at night."
Well, it *is* "Night City" after all...
lmaooooo '"drive, discount jackie, driveeee" what we all thought during this scene
I’m surprised zanny didn’t make his character look like Toby Maguire
same
shame
Blame
Wanye
Lame
"They're a Game Company, They're all the same!"
Best line lol
" Oh what's that, they only made six of those " 😂😂😂😂🙌
'Hey Darth Maul, what the hell are you staring at down there? Why are you looking at the mirror by looking at the sink?'
"You can be a nomad, never get angry" that's actually a damn good joke if you ask me
Then we wont do that thank u for letting us know
Its definitely a reasonable dad joke 🤣🤣
@@hannahhoppe8377 Ikr, my dad used to make jokes like that all the time
@@gabrielgardahanggaradi1350 I love wordplay 🤣
There is a place near us named Naracoorte..
My dad used to tell me thats what you played “skinny tennis” on..... 😐
Zanny: i ruined my life so you don't have to
2:46 loved that ad transition bro
"Darth Mual Has 7 inches of meat" bro that made me feel proud
Ain't 7 inch common, usual size though? he said it is big?
13:45, I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did
me when i'm vibing to mr bean
he is the one laughing at the sign, i'm just laughing at his laughter
13:34 got me just as good
*Zanny the whole time “this game sucks ASS!!”
*soundtrack comes on
Zanny: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!🤣🤣
2:28
This aged well.
11:55 don’t make me cry again
"Oh no, the fanboys got mad. Get 'em! Listen to reason please; they're a game company, they're all the same!"
Cracked up there XD
0:54 I love how everyone have the same bugs, like it's a feature or something
The fat black t posing lady in the club i thought was doing it on purpose when i saw it lol. She was mumbling like she was high. Oh well.
It just works
On PS4, oddly didn't have that? But the blurry floating pizza is immortal though...
Played on PC and didnt had anything of that but then again ...
PC FUCKING MASTER RACE CONSOLE PEASANTS ! ! !
@@AlastorCreations funni, I laughed 7 laughs
A year late but did you know that it’s speculated that Adam Smasher was looking directly at you while you were hiding, if you think about it, one of his cybernetics allows him to see the outline of other people so in reality he’d be able to see you, He just chose to keep quiet to see where it’d lead
"would've been cool to ride a train"
yeah well, originally we were supposed to be able to but wtfever
"Go back to sleep Samurai! CD Projekt Red hasn't optimized the game yet!"
"It'S oN sEvEN YeAr oLd hArDwaRe! WHat dO yoU ExPECt?"
Why don't you ask Naughty Dog, Guerilla Games or Rockstar... especially the latter...
I gotta say that the problem with cyber was doing a game on ultra high end pcs and them remembering they would have to optimize it to old gen them that's were the shit show began
iam mad at cdpr, but nd and guerilla games make game for one console and rockstar pc ports are shitshow, but what cdpr is just unforgiviable
And still, Red Dead 2 is a far less demanding game, most of the world is plain fields.
But if I remember correctly, even they had to tune down settings on base Playstation 4 and XBox One X, in St. Denise because the frame drops were getting out of hand. RDR2 also is a game firstly developed for consoles and later beeing ported to PC, Cyberpunk feels and plays like the opposite.
Either way, this doesn't excuse their false marketing. They promised it runs "surprisingly well" on base consoles and it doesn't. Maybe they meant they're surprised it even starts
@@Sebastian-yl7nq still rockstar being compared to cdpr as better doesn't make any sense
@High Chancellor Tirpitz Who is this reffering to?
"Drive discount Jackie! DRIVE!" xDDDD
"With these I can see through the lies of the Jedi." had me crying
When Keanu Reeves is added
Zanny: “I am Cyber-Wick!”
“With this I can see through the lies of the Jedi” 🤣🤣
So I just heared at 11:55 "I really wanna say at your house" before all the memes and Cyberpunk Edgernners. Feels odd that it was in the game from the beginning and I never noticed it until the anme.
"I can't place my guy's accent."
The voice actor's actually Irish