I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077 so you won't have to

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @job3334
    @job3334 4 года назад +4689

    "In their defense they wanted money" is the best defense for this and any other game I have ever heard.

    • @avoidthis3912
      @avoidthis3912 4 года назад +28

      Wait I don't understand give me some context
      Edit nevermind I reached that part of the video

    • @Qcstoned
      @Qcstoned 4 года назад +3

      All the games

    • @azrael7554
      @azrael7554 4 года назад +51

      In fact they was forced by the fanbase to published the game. I can understand it, but I don't understand, why these people are crying now.
      But also I think the publisher shouldn't give times, when the game is published, until the the people, who do the real work, say that they have finished.

    • @nothisispatrick5691
      @nothisispatrick5691 4 года назад +161

      @@azrael7554 Shut up, they were not forced by the fan base. A bunch of angry gamers didn't make them do shit, the shareholders and people in charge wanted the game out, CDPR decided releasing during holiday season and money was more important so they lied about the state of the game and it came out.

    • @thesoccman8026
      @thesoccman8026 4 года назад +22

      “Well every game wants money” -sung zu

  • @pinoyjona
    @pinoyjona 4 года назад +2003

    Johnny: “Judy doesn’t want the D. She want the V.”
    Male V: “Well I’m V, so I guess she wants me.”
    Johnny: “That’s not what I mean...”

    • @alexnavyseal38
      @alexnavyseal38 4 года назад +148

      That's probably the only reason they named him v 😂

    • @enclaveradio7236
      @enclaveradio7236 4 года назад +101

      Works even better if V is a woman cause of...
      Private matters.

    • @dio8070
      @dio8070 2 года назад +1

      @@rishavroy3756 yes

    • @Turgineer
      @Turgineer Год назад +2

      Considering we could give Male V a "V" instead of a "D" on the character creation screen.
      Male V' understood what Johnny said. Creative comment by the way.

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 4 года назад +2276

    Zanny: the games so pretty I’m gonna cry
    Me: the game won’t even run I’m gonna cry

    • @wiredloaf2050
      @wiredloaf2050 4 года назад +53

      Thank you cheddar knight for bestowing upon me a like

    • @Bruhyouseriousrn
      @Bruhyouseriousrn 4 года назад +30

      Bro my PC becomes a fucking swarm of hornets when I play cyberpunk

    • @wiredloaf2050
      @wiredloaf2050 4 года назад +22

      @@Bruhyouseriousrn I could about cook a steak on mine

    • @Alucard_Dead
      @Alucard_Dead 4 года назад +7

      @@wiredloaf2050 just don't use AMD :v

    • @Ornoob-
      @Ornoob- 4 года назад +4

      @@Alucard_Dead This is actually helpful af.

  • @madaemon
    @madaemon 4 года назад +2998

    "I know CDPR lied, but in their defense, they wanted money!"
    Fucking gold.

    • @imamsetiadi9162
      @imamsetiadi9162 4 года назад +18

      Yep but there is still some people who doesn't wanna accept the truth
      THE TRUTH BABY

    • @elzieharvey7302
      @elzieharvey7302 4 года назад +34

      @@imamsetiadi9162 the game does have bugs. but it really is amazing and fun to play.

    • @SleepyJoin
      @SleepyJoin 4 года назад +7

      @@elzieharvey7302 I play the game on ultra, 1080p, 30 fps, 3-4 crashes total, and all I can say is Mass Effect Andromeda is 3x better than this, imagine that.

    • @Tey_TX
      @Tey_TX 4 года назад +4

      If there weren't bugs the game would be boring an not funny

    • @JacksonOfDork
      @JacksonOfDork 4 года назад +9

      @@SleepyJoin get a better gpu then, i completed once and playing it the second time to complete the side missions. The story at the end hits me hard imo, even better than Andromeda's story lmao

  • @jrb4484
    @jrb4484 4 года назад +2038

    "It's like I'm in China. If you listen closely, you can hear human rights being violated in the background"
    *Dammit fine I'm subscribing*

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 4 года назад +13

      Cracked me up, but tbf it's American media propaganda, similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more

    • @forsaken841
      @forsaken841 4 года назад +78

      @@louisking1393 ok, china. last time i checked, we dont have concentration camps and slave labor. you should not make comments if they are gonna be this stupid.

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 4 года назад +12

      @@forsaken841 lol, look up forced prison labour and border camps. Clean your own house first before judging. And dont call others stupid when you are ignorant urself, which is gonna make u even more stpid.
      Forced prison labour ruclips.net/video/KtYMnavxaKc/видео.html
      Mass sterilization of immigrants
      ruclips.net/video/3i6XjMA4b1c/видео.html

    • @woofwoof4795
      @woofwoof4795 4 года назад +44

      @@louisking1393 How much Forced evictions (强拆) US got every year? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_evictions_in_China I'd say the sentence "similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more" is a media propaganda

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 4 года назад +7

      @@woofwoof4795 then you look at police violence...

  • @aeilr_chill3289
    @aeilr_chill3289 4 года назад +4140

    The exaggerated swag of a cheddar knight

    • @admkng
      @admkng 4 года назад +22

      THE cheddar knight thank you very much

    • @witchhunter6755
      @witchhunter6755 4 года назад +11

      EXAGGERATED
      how dare you

    • @kirschnermate
      @kirschnermate 4 года назад +6

      *swagger
      I don't aim to nitpick, I just think it could be a minor improvement :)

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 4 года назад +4

      The absolute Chad-like swagger that embodies The Cheddar Knights every moment in existence that will influence more Chad-like swagger in everything around the great, holy, cheddar knight, and of course, the- *hey, wait a minute, is that the Chedder Knight Inquisitio-*
      *DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT, DUES VULT...*

    • @blitzhunter128
      @blitzhunter128 4 года назад +1

      No...not here too :O

  • @malcolmwilkins3365
    @malcolmwilkins3365 4 года назад +1302

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He brings the smiles bacc

    • @CruzRoman3211
      @CruzRoman3211 4 года назад +22

      The snack that smiles back...

    • @indy8551
      @indy8551 4 года назад +18

      Darth maul sir im such a big fan!!

    • @georgekuttysebastian1412
      @georgekuttysebastian1412 4 года назад +16

      General Kenobi sends his regards.

    • @drystannelson3031
      @drystannelson3031 4 года назад +4

      Darth Maul do you still have hatred for this Obi-Wan Kenobi? Plus I’m a BIG FAN!!!!!

    • @ADedits9
      @ADedits9 4 года назад +8

      I ammmmmmm darth maulllllll

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 4 года назад +707

    "How do I flirt with Judy"?
    Oh you poor young soul...

    • @kiemugen9830
      @kiemugen9830 3 года назад +25

      use that crown from mario

  • @oxelord3011
    @oxelord3011 4 года назад +123

    8:06 "You either die a hero..."
    9:56 "Or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

  • @leadpaintenthusiast5324
    @leadpaintenthusiast5324 4 года назад +894

    nothing hurts more than watching zanny try to romance the lesbian while he’s a male V

    • @RoboSeki
      @RoboSeki 4 года назад

      Гоу дизлайк ruclips.net/video/gFgmFCJK2G8/видео.html

    • @hxxsie
      @hxxsie 4 года назад +22

      💀 I did it 2

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 4 года назад +11

      He is spreading his holiness.

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 4 года назад +30

      BUT WE ALL GAMERS HAVE THE SICCNESS FOR THE THICCCCCCCNESS

    • @silentsixteen
      @silentsixteen 3 года назад +5

      Blame CDPR for cutting it out, modders already uncovered the cut content

  • @shadowwolf7177
    @shadowwolf7177 4 года назад +2539

    Zanny: *Has Tobey Maguire in thumbnail*
    Not bad kid

    • @Downbubbles2
      @Downbubbles2 4 года назад +13

      Hey that’s pretty good

    • @etam8099
      @etam8099 4 года назад +8

      @LNova he's a legend he needs to have him

    • @KuratCTA
      @KuratCTA 4 года назад +2

      I'd give you another like, but I wouldn't dare ruin the 666 likes

    • @AdolphHItler-rs1wi
      @AdolphHItler-rs1wi 4 года назад +3

      Wrong, it's not tobey Maigure, it's bully maguire, there is a huge difference

    • @bullythekingmaguire7528
      @bullythekingmaguire7528 4 года назад +7

      They love me!

  • @calvin5541
    @calvin5541 4 года назад +2118

    “Look at this, it’s the people disappointed with this game” 😂

    • @AtoZStorytime224
      @AtoZStorytime224 4 года назад +59

      I love the game and it's amazing

    • @bro...5849
      @bro...5849 4 года назад +91

      @@AtoZStorytime224 my favorite part of the game so far are the teleporting cops

    • @nyx-op2fx
      @nyx-op2fx 4 года назад +57

      @@bro...5849 I love accidentally poking someone with my car once and having the entire NCPD on my ass in a second

    • @LeMeowAu
      @LeMeowAu 4 года назад +40

      @@bro...5849 My favourite are the invisible guns teleporting people and the driving. Nothing better than these to get you out of the immersion

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 4 года назад +7

      @Radoslaw G. can't blame them for that

  • @nexuzed7429
    @nexuzed7429 4 года назад +1601

    As a brazilian, i can confirm that most clowns here have grenade as noses.

  • @N0_F1le
    @N0_F1le 4 года назад +289

    "if your game is broken, just hire a prostitude."
    hmm i guess so

    • @clonechoopa31
      @clonechoopa31 4 года назад +14

      What's worse is that it actually worked! LMFAO!

    • @N0_F1le
      @N0_F1le 4 года назад +3

      @@clonechoopa31 ikr XD

    • @justanoldsnufkin9747
      @justanoldsnufkin9747 4 года назад

      Golden chics

    • @lordspillage7919
      @lordspillage7919 3 года назад +9

      tried it in real life but only caught an std...

    • @thatoneguy8146
      @thatoneguy8146 Год назад +2

      I know I’m two years late, just rewatching this series. But this method works in the Witcher 3 aswell.

  • @anisaarit5022
    @anisaarit5022 4 года назад +39

    Lmaoo the Robots movie reference everytime he upgrades is just _chefs kiss_

    • @patopatoganso1
      @patopatoganso1 3 года назад

      not many remember that movie, like treasure planet is one of animation´s forgotten gems

  • @lordcanuck229
    @lordcanuck229 4 года назад +588

    "I have an infected shard."
    "Ah he's got an STD"
    That killed me😂

    • @thedriver73
      @thedriver73 4 года назад +6

      probably would've killed you if you had one too lmao

  • @ryanford722
    @ryanford722 4 года назад +551

    depression:exists
    kirin and miro: allow us to introduce ourselves
    seriously dude your dogs are adorable

    • @nakseyyy
      @nakseyyy 4 года назад +10

      as someone with depression, dogs can really make your day better

    • @dakodablack7312
      @dakodablack7312 4 года назад +1

      @@nakseyyy or worse

    • @omarmuhammad1899
      @omarmuhammad1899 4 года назад +1

      @Dave Beckett you are such a sick person you little piece of shit i just want you to know that GET HELP

  • @serbia1983
    @serbia1983 4 года назад +739

    "Where you From. BRAZIL"
    Zanny: LAUGHS AS HARD AS HE CAN

    • @nyahjzt-7430
      @nyahjzt-7430 4 года назад +3

      😔

    • @guilhermealves5482
      @guilhermealves5482 4 года назад +48

      It is sad how devs make Brazilian characters ... In street fighter, there is the blank who is a green monster, in CP there is a psychopath with a grenade nose. That's how Brazilians are lol,

    • @nyahjzt-7430
      @nyahjzt-7430 4 года назад +53

      @@guilhermealves5482 mano mas o ozob é um personagem brasileiro criado pelo jovem nerd por um rpg de podcast que ele fez a muito tempo, foi ele que mandou a sugestão pra cdpr de incluir esse personagem no cyberpunk

    • @guilhermealves5482
      @guilhermealves5482 4 года назад +10

      @@nyahjzt-7430 tlg inclusive foi um dev br que trabalhou nele e talz, eu ate achei ele engraçado kkkk. Mas passa uma ideia negativa do brasil para quem nao conhece o contexto

    • @yRaven.
      @yRaven. 4 года назад +24

      @@guilhermealves5482 Negativa? Só um brasileiro normal em seu dia a dia

  • @juliantesolin9982
    @juliantesolin9982 4 года назад +171

    Zanny: Runs into so many game breaking bugs during his playthrough.
    Me who had barely any bugs during my playthrough: *Sweating nervously*

    • @TheHuffur
      @TheHuffur 4 года назад +26

      Im not very far in the story but I have still played 30+ hours, been messing around a lot and all bugs I have seen are cosmetic, some floating phones and people walking on air but still fairly rare. Did not really get why people were complaining so much but now that I have seen a few videos im really confused how the experience can be so different.
      Start watching videos to see what minor issues people are grabbing pitchforks for, while and after watching: *Wat da fak???*

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 3 года назад +8

      @@TheHuffur maybe the media (who hated the game all along) has something to do with this. Or maybe streaming/using OBS Studio bugs your game

    • @lucykaede3663
      @lucykaede3663 3 года назад +4

      If the bugs would be the only problem this game would be a huge succes(just remember the TW3, it was full of bugs too and lot still remain and fun fact all of them can be found in here too^^) but trust me the bugs are only 20% of the complaints....

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 года назад +1

      I've seen some skating and people phasing through stuff, got stuck in a wall once or twice. Nothing game breaking. And as a long time player of Bethesda games, nothing I'd lose my shit over. "Hey, that person's T posing" is a far cry from "okay, Legate Rikke refuses to talk to me anymore, I can no longer complete this quest."

  • @lukek8388
    @lukek8388 4 года назад +186

    "Why would anyone choose the double jump?" The double jump jumps the same height and is way faster and way more mobile. Better all around lol

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 3 года назад +11

      The charged jump is more badass

    • @lukek8388
      @lukek8388 3 года назад +4

      @@pardolagames8994 🧢

    • @SuperZabojca
      @SuperZabojca 3 года назад +7

      Without double jump it would be harder to climb buildings that aren't meant to be climbed. For example climbing balconies you have to jump backwards and then forward.

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 года назад

      Double jump is silly

    • @lukek8388
      @lukek8388 3 года назад +12

      @@loganstewart3369 have fun charging up your jump bud. I'll be gone by then lol

  • @pastedknight9869
    @pastedknight9869 4 года назад +420

    This is actually maul before he went to the scrap yard in clone wars.

  • @republicstrikesbackimperio
    @republicstrikesbackimperio 4 года назад +360

    “Streaming some Cyberpunk and drinking until I’m Cyberdrunk.” Sun Tzu.

    • @MicaelAzevedo
      @MicaelAzevedo 4 года назад +1

      Hope this soberdrunk thing does not stop him =(

  • @ancient256
    @ancient256 4 года назад +403

    Zanny: "I want a chicken nugget, shaken not stirred."
    Me: "Excuse me, what?"

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 4 года назад +5

      I don't know, it is understandable. Chicken nuggets with the spices stirred in isn't as good as shaken...

    • @mr.spaceaids5379
      @mr.spaceaids5379 4 года назад +1

      never heard of barbque powder?

    • @ancient256
      @ancient256 4 года назад +1

      @@mr.spaceaids5379 I've heard of it.... but... your point being?

    • @mr.spaceaids5379
      @mr.spaceaids5379 4 года назад +4

      @@ancient256 they put it in a container together with the hot greasy chicken nuggets and shake the shit out of it
      because of the grease the poweder sticks creating this flavor bomb of deliciousness

    • @ancient256
      @ancient256 4 года назад +2

      @@mr.spaceaids5379 hmm... Interesting.... then what would be the procedure if I were to stir the chicken nuggets instead....

  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan 4 года назад +502

    "I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077"
    Are you sure about that?

    • @muptezeladam9605
      @muptezeladam9605 4 года назад +24

      Acting Male 😳

    • @oliverfougere6296
      @oliverfougere6296 4 года назад +10

      Hello there.

    • @ianpfaffenberger1680
      @ianpfaffenberger1680 4 года назад +5

      Yo I loved your Cyberpunk video

    • @Webi
      @Webi 4 года назад +53

      Woah it's almost like there is a reason so many people have 100+ hours in the game . Who woulda thunk

    • @GinjaNinja-qy6nj
      @GinjaNinja-qy6nj 4 года назад +7

      From what I've seen. Only time will tel really. If somehow, someway, this game is fixed. It has potential to be one of the best in my opinion.
      I honestly don't think it can be fixed with updates alone. Maybe a trade in for the actual finished product somewhere down the line? Although, fraud exists.

  • @TailcoatGames
    @TailcoatGames 4 года назад +228

    Man didn’t even realize his car was a Batman reference

  • @ADedits9
    @ADedits9 4 года назад +1255

    DAYUMMM ZANNY IS A SWEATY BOY #questionsWITHKEANU

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 4 года назад +198

    Zanny: I’m in a computer dimension
    I think you mean the matrix

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 4 года назад +313

    Plot twist: Arasaka were actually behind the death of Keanu’s dog and that’s why he started the riot

  • @xhosagibran370
    @xhosagibran370 4 года назад +43

    “Hey, you looking for some company tonight”
    “Nah, I’m looking to play the video game I purchased.”

  • @traylax8937
    @traylax8937 4 года назад +42

    His "I'm innocent! I'm Innocent!!!" kills me EVERY time i swear to god

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 4 года назад +138

    Robbers: "AND DONT FUCKING MOVE A MUSCLE"
    Zanny two seconds later: "Got some new gear

  • @jackobrien47
    @jackobrien47 4 года назад +160

    Customers: this game doesn't work
    CDPR: *flicks hair* "I missed the part where that's my problem"

    • @georgesomething
      @georgesomething 4 года назад +11

      Ehhh... to be fair they will probably fix it in working order unlike say Bethesda where fixing the game is entirely up to unofficial patches.
      Still, would have been nice not to be betrayed in the first place.

  • @SirZefa
    @SirZefa 4 года назад +570

    “If you listen very carefully you’ll hear human rights being violated in the background”-zanny the absolute legend😂😂😂

    • @mortemgloria3162
      @mortemgloria3162 4 года назад +2

      We both commented the exact same thing on the same day but only you got all the likes 😥

    • @SirZefa
      @SirZefa 4 года назад +4

      @@mortemgloria3162 fr? That’s cool I’ll go like yours now

    • @mortemgloria3162
      @mortemgloria3162 4 года назад +1

      @@SirZefa haha thanks dude

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 4 года назад +1

      China Realizing They’re Near The Philippines: It’s go time boys.

    • @MisterRay15
      @MisterRay15 4 года назад +5

      This comments section is so wholesome are you sure we're on RUclips?

  • @luiz_flores
    @luiz_flores 2 года назад +6

    fun fact: this ozob clown is a character from a RPG made by Jovem Nerd, a Brasilian team, that made a cyberpunk campaign, some years before this game. The campaign and Ozob became so famous that the developers added him in the game, and they even brought the guy from the RPG to voice him in portuguese.

    • @luiz_flores
      @luiz_flores 2 года назад

      and yes he has a hand granade for his nose

  • @mr.cobrastan7685
    @mr.cobrastan7685 4 года назад +8

    Zanny:* commits mass murder around night city *
    Also him: I'm inoccent!!

  • @alontavann7058
    @alontavann7058 4 года назад +40

    I love the fact the everyone grabs the van and sneaks around in that one mission, but you actually dont have too, because every enemy sees you as an employee. You can literally just walk to the objectives. Learned this the funny way.

  • @anotherpapasheev7546
    @anotherpapasheev7546 4 года назад +192

    *The Senate has been looking forward to this...*

  • @joelpierce1453
    @joelpierce1453 4 года назад +164

    "You can hear human rights being violated in the background." That's the exact kind of dark humor that just warms my cold, dead heart.

  • @JoaoPedro-ol7sl
    @JoaoPedro-ol7sl 4 года назад +15

    Fan fact: Ozob was made by two Brazilian youtubers and they added it to the game

  • @breadh1277
    @breadh1277 4 года назад +33

    "if you listen closely you can hear human rights geting violated"
    im dying

  • @teosworth1292
    @teosworth1292 4 года назад +82

    I am French and I can confirm that when someone says “bonjour, au revoir, oui oui” they are fluent in French

    • @gooslesspondd8378
      @gooslesspondd8378 4 года назад +18

      Hello,goodbye, yes yes. I am now fluent in English

    • @tarnishedpose
      @tarnishedpose 4 года назад +2

      привет, до свидания, да да. I am now fluent in Russian.

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 4 года назад

      “Hi, goodbye, yes yes,” the most coherent man alive.

  • @Chantingpick
    @Chantingpick 4 года назад +292

    "If you listen carefully, you can hear human rights being violated."

    • @zepwafels
      @zepwafels 4 года назад +8

      Shots fucking fired LOL

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 4 года назад +1

      Cracked me up, but tbf it's American media propaganda, similar amount of hr violation happens in the US if not more

    • @Zanian19
      @Zanian19 4 года назад +13

      @@louisking1393 Whatever you say Mr. Chinabot. Say hi to your overlord Winnie from me.

    • @rockybalboa1929
      @rockybalboa1929 4 года назад +5

      I heard they kill the muslim

    • @louisking1393
      @louisking1393 4 года назад

      @@rockybalboa1929 nah, thats why US military do

  • @gravywaffle7940
    @gravywaffle7940 4 года назад +62

    I like how Zanny hits a guy with his car, then pleads innocent

  • @tsealeoTheGoat
    @tsealeoTheGoat 4 года назад +9

    11:13 let me translate:
    Hello, goodbye, yes yes

  • @sirpicklith6793
    @sirpicklith6793 4 года назад +16

    “I have fun with cyberpunk 2077 so you won’t have to”
    *you’re saying like it’s a possibility. my 20 frames can’t handle joy*

  • @sudo3037
    @sudo3037 4 года назад +99

    "I KNOW CDPR LIED BUT IN THEIR DEFENCE THEY WANTED MONEY!" 😂😂😂 I'm dying dude.

    • @user-yo4bo5ww2y
      @user-yo4bo5ww2y 4 года назад +2

      How did they lied? I do not understand.

    • @holycrusader1677
      @holycrusader1677 4 года назад +17

      @@user-yo4bo5ww2y they lied about the Performance of the game.

    • @user-yo4bo5ww2y
      @user-yo4bo5ww2y 4 года назад +8

      @@holycrusader1677 Really? Because what I remember they originally wanted to delay it one more time because they knew that it is not complete, and it was us, comunnity who send them death treats. So it is only logic that we got unfinished game what will must be finished while people will play it. They also said that perfomarence is better than they expected, not that it is perfect or good.

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 4 года назад +15

      @@user-yo4bo5ww2y They lied about how it runs well on consoles they kept pushing back the release date and when it finally came out it's a buggy piece of shit

    • @user-yo4bo5ww2y
      @user-yo4bo5ww2y 4 года назад +4

      @@noriakikakyoin1423 They never said it is running good on consoles, they said it runs better then they expected, they were pushing back release date for a reason, sadly they did not push hard enough so they had to fix the game while people playing it already.

  • @thedyingandroid2480
    @thedyingandroid2480 4 года назад +88

    Zanny: “Never doubt the evening swan!”
    Me: “Could use something more futuristic to match, what about, the Cyber Swan?”

  • @colbysteffens2976
    @colbysteffens2976 4 года назад +68

    Zanny is the most funniest gamer I have ever seen.
    He's not serious, he just has fun.

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 3 года назад +2

    Zanny : I love the music
    CDPR :Say no more

  • @bishnuramachandran2780
    @bishnuramachandran2780 4 года назад +3

    2:20 Made me laugh hard throughout the video and still keeps us back in reality. Zanny is a genius, respect ++

  • @bb-8yoursoul645
    @bb-8yoursoul645 4 года назад +64

    Toby Migur: exists
    Zanny: I can milk you

  • @justincholos.balisang6884
    @justincholos.balisang6884 4 года назад +109

    It's confirmed, Zanny is going to Brazil.

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 3 года назад

      Ohyesbaby

    • @vidyaghongate9155
      @vidyaghongate9155 3 года назад +1

      im new to him , can ya explain the whole brazil thing plz

    • @justincholos.balisang6884
      @justincholos.balisang6884 3 года назад +1

      @@vidyaghongate9155 it's an old joke because of Tweets from Brazilian people always stating, "Come to Brazil!" to different celebrities. It's kind of creepy but eventually, it becomes a meme on the internet.

    • @vidyaghongate9155
      @vidyaghongate9155 3 года назад +1

      @@justincholos.balisang6884 oh , thanks !

  • @joaomarcossouzadacosta7858
    @joaomarcossouzadacosta7858 4 года назад +11

    I almost cried of happiness when I saw Ozob in Cyberpunk, for those who don't know, he's character originated of an old(7 years old) Cyberpunk rpg podcast. So much pride

  • @devinvalentine6249
    @devinvalentine6249 4 года назад +8

    “Upgrades people upgrades... thats how we make the dough” love the Robots reference

  • @meblijebli2152
    @meblijebli2152 4 года назад +10

    "Goodmorning Night City!"
    *night time*
    Human rights violated in the background💀

  • @josht6370
    @josht6370 4 года назад +48

    Zanny: "Doesn't feel that impactful either."
    Woman: *Gets decapitated*
    10:06

  • @matthewhowarth3230
    @matthewhowarth3230 4 года назад +64

    "Don't worry, the sniper is silenced. *gunshot* ... I think."

  • @bradleyjohnson1705
    @bradleyjohnson1705 4 года назад +30

    When he said "I don't know how to flirt"
    I felt that

  • @BellowDGaming
    @BellowDGaming 4 года назад +4

    1:44 "Oh Look it's the people disappointed at this game!"
    LMAO!!! THAT MADE LAUGH for strait 5 mins....

  • @Real_G0D
    @Real_G0D 4 года назад +5

    The way he brought back that "I don't wanna fight you flash"
    "I don't wanna fight me neither" in circle, that was wholesome. He definitely watched 'Tenet'.

  • @patrickthurston7580
    @patrickthurston7580 4 года назад +34

    My reaction to Zanny playing Cyberpunk
    “Yes give me more!”

  • @lightningpanther3428
    @lightningpanther3428 4 года назад +22

    Alternate title: I have fun in Cyberpunk 2077 because you won't get to

  • @joe___6868
    @joe___6868 4 года назад +22

    “If you listen very carefully you can hear the sound of human rights being violated”
    Ah, the sound of my rights being violated and the smell of tear gas outside my window. Just great

  • @simon-HK
    @simon-HK 3 года назад +2

    Lolz. “Its like I am in China. If you listen very carefully you can hear human rights being violated in the background”. I Iive in Hong Kong, if I made that joke at work I'd be arrested.

  • @darthrevin8230
    @darthrevin8230 4 года назад +3

    13:46 WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!

  • @handsomesquash6654
    @handsomesquash6654 4 года назад +24

    " If you listen very closely, you can hear human rights being violated." Lmao

  • @SaGeOwL4891
    @SaGeOwL4891 4 года назад +53

    "I know CDPR lied, but in their defense, they wanted money"

  • @mmayer1103
    @mmayer1103 4 года назад +21

    "Engram? Ever play Destiny?"
    As a Destiny player I highly approve

  • @dgstopmotion1219
    @dgstopmotion1219 4 года назад +2

    Cloneboy: watch those wrists rockets 13:26

  • @bumblebee24100
    @bumblebee24100 4 года назад +9

    The “shard transmitted disease” ruined my rip with laughter lolololol

  • @yumemiyumemite6316
    @yumemiyumemite6316 4 года назад +53

    Pretty soon this comment sections will blow up with Sun Tzu quotes

  • @SirSlime399
    @SirSlime399 4 года назад +18

    "Its not a bug its a feature" ~Todd howard

  • @Kaliphate
    @Kaliphate 4 года назад +5

    Zanny on CyberDrunk:
    Manages to get car after searching for an hour
    Zanny on Soberpunk:
    Fixes gamebreaking bug with prostitute, finds Legendary Mantis Blades, Divided we Stand, and Skippy the talking Gun
    Dont drink and game kids

  • @KNlF3
    @KNlF3 4 года назад +2

    6:28 "why would anyone pick the double jump"
    Titanfall players: and I took that personally

  • @simon-HK
    @simon-HK 3 года назад +3

    The sound track to this game is absolutely banging! Worth playing just for the music. Refused recorded the Samurai songs. There isn't a bad song in the game.

    • @Ghostiekidsrule
      @Ghostiekidsrule 9 месяцев назад

      Actually two the batty hotel song y'know ratatatata and that I shoot holes in the sun love listening to the radio but immediately turn the radio off when I hear either

  • @cristinastan217
    @cristinastan217 4 года назад +11

    "It's not a glitch if you visit a brothel." Sun Zoo

  • @guts5101
    @guts5101 4 года назад +6

    Been having a pretty shitty week.... and it instantly changed as soon as I watched your video. Thank you

  • @kiwisontoast
    @kiwisontoast 4 года назад +44

    “Let us leave the red light district I need a shower”
    I beg your pardon Zanman?

    • @jameshealer1395
      @jameshealer1395 4 года назад

      sir zanny drooping standards like its hot

  • @Smith-And-Wesson
    @Smith-And-Wesson Год назад +1

    Grenadeface is what I'll call him. All I could think of when I saw him was taserface

  • @attakrus
    @attakrus 3 года назад +4

    I can guarantee, The reaction that Zanny gave when he found that free car is the same reaction you would get when you just got a PlayStation or Xbox.

  • @SteveSkits
    @SteveSkits 4 года назад +10

    Thank you Zanny for your sacrifice

  • @yavko6313
    @yavko6313 4 года назад +11

    man really escaped brazil with a grenade on his nose
    Now we see how truly terrifying brazil can be

  • @marshallbowdrie8562
    @marshallbowdrie8562 4 года назад +16

    You could have saved Takemura in that mission, he didn't have to die

  • @monauralsnail0669
    @monauralsnail0669 4 года назад +1

    Zanny: no takemura!
    Me: You could’ve saved him!

  • @bigt2771
    @bigt2771 4 года назад +1

    Lately i have been sad because i have had a lot of problems with a lot of loved ones , thank you for making me laugth with your videos, thanks a lot man

  • @nchldmn
    @nchldmn 4 года назад +5

    6:13 I understood that reference.

  • @Vi420TTV
    @Vi420TTV 4 года назад +5

    “I experience fun so you don’t have to!” Awwwww so kind of you sir 🥺🥺🥺

  • @elzitcho44
    @elzitcho44 4 года назад +8

    Maul is just a simple man trying to make his way in night city

    • @BJovanovic1987
      @BJovanovic1987 4 года назад +2

      You forgot that he's also Italian ^^

  • @nigelcrichton657
    @nigelcrichton657 2 года назад +1

    The dog from John Wick lived in real life, and the actor who killed him in the movie even spent the rest of his time on set with the dog

  • @1998lemuel
    @1998lemuel 4 года назад +4

    "Why would anyone pick the double jump over this" I guess he doesn't know about THAT little broken mechanic in the game that's pretty much better than any cars and fun and hilarious AF too.

  • @Senzusushi
    @Senzusushi 4 года назад +7

    No one:
    Zanny: "GET ME A PICTURE OF THE SPIDERMAN FOR THE THUMBNAIL"

  • @achlorus3822
    @achlorus3822 4 года назад +4

    ozob is a character from a table rpg by a famous youtuber here in Brazil and the voice actor in portuguese is the guy who created the character

  • @mortemgloria3162
    @mortemgloria3162 4 года назад +20

    "Its so beautiful so immersive it's like I am in China, if you listen really closely you can hear human rights being violated in the background"-you absoloute legend

  • @etiennebouyoux3577
    @etiennebouyoux3577 4 года назад +2

    Me when zanny says « you are relieved of your life » instead of « relieved of your life privileges »
    YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

  • @braxtonsmith3726
    @braxtonsmith3726 4 года назад +1

    When ODST music plays, “I’m going to cry” is the default emotion to that shit, it’s soo good

  • @jeffrier8671
    @jeffrier8671 4 года назад +11

    tobey maguire thumbnails are just a part of zanny's culture now.

  • @nothingtoseehere9515
    @nothingtoseehere9515 4 года назад +5

    2:19 This is exactly why I watch Zanny XD

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 4 года назад +6

    Well, the foes of Zanny must now learn to watch those wrist-rockets.

  • @HorFell
    @HorFell 4 года назад +1

    You can double jump (Yea cause double jump > Charged) back up the hole to the Apartment above and rescue Takemura.

  • @estebancarlos3894
    @estebancarlos3894 4 года назад +1

    2:20 "u can hear human rights being violated" lmaoooo