He sucked for you so you won't have to suck but when he saw your comment he said "if this guy still sucks why am i still sucking? Omg i am sucking for no reason." Then he changed the title. In short you suck and i suck for writing this dumbass comment.
"I forgot this game had a story." is basically my experience playing all the new hitman games. I'll screw around, complete a mission, and then, boom, story is thrown at me and I'm like "oh yeah, that's a thing."
@@OinglorBoinglor Honestly the lore INSIDE a level is way more interesting. Thats why I love maps like Mendoza or New York because it has really compelling targets
@@bullymaguire745 in the lore hitman has a barcode because it’s like a keycard to identify him in the cloning facility but in the game hitman blood money if you scan his barcode it brings you to a page on Amazon “6inch double dildo super fun adult toy colour pink”
"1 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER!" "2 TICKETS TO PARADISE!" "3 TIMES A LADY!" *in unison* "44444444444 EVERRRRRRRR YEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!" 69 likes, not gonna touch it, sorry.
6:05 _"not really sure what to do or where to go next _*_BUT_*_ I have found some cocaine so things are going pretty well."_ You pretty much described my teenage years...
@@rtixboi yea i know but not everyone knows oppenheimer Most people came to know about oppenheimer after the movie So i was just suprised zanny knew about him
@@kiwisontoast I would like to hear your reasoning behind that. From every standpoint religion is the thing that drives all societal desires and is what most countries were founded on
Zanny: “Say your goodbyes, go on.” Daughter of target: “Goodbye dad.” Zanny: “Alright.” *hits target with pan* Me: 😂 “She basically sentenced him to death.”
Zanny: “I have to play the role of a rich businessman” Also Zanny: “GeT oUt Of My FaCe, PEASANT!” This is why I love this fuckin guy. Keep up the good shit, man.
The ad profundis shirt is amazing I might actually buy youtuber merch for once Gg Zanny, it was a very good marketing decision making them funny channel memes and not just a logo ***coughs dream***
![BLACK BAG - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 14](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Du0Xp8WX_7I/mqdefault.jpg)
8:46 more like a true businesspan
Punished Dogo, more like needs more punishment.
Panishment*
I believe its businessman
@@lmg6831 either someone got wooshed or is tryna fake a woosh
@@lmg6831 bruh
“Cause of death?”
“Frying pan. Then chicken. Then banana.”
“Wow.”
“Then he was shot in the face.”
@Just a random femboy yes
@Just a random femboy more like bore ragnarok
@Just a random femboy "give my fish and my clown suit.... And I'm ready to go"
some say zanny killed 5 targets with grenade then the grenade exploded
"then he was hit with muffin"
Not just the hitman but the hitwoman and the hitchildren
They're like animals! And I hit them like animals!
I HATE THEM
Hitchild*
@@BJovanovic1987 it sounds stupid if its "hitchild" do you not know the reference
@@spude850 I know it's an Ep 2 reference, yes.
Racist, did you just assume a hitowman? Oh man you are getting cancelled, lemme steal a nike store too
“What does this button do?”
*Launches a million-dollar ballistic missile at an innocent, unsuspecting Norwegian children’s library.*
“Oops.”
Younglings are expandable.
don't you mean "perfect" ?
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial That's a perfect shot for sure.
@@kendi5391 indeed
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial perfect experiment indeed
“This is Gordon Ramsay disposing of mediocre cooks”😂😂😂
Both on regular “Hell’s Kitchen” and whatever the child cook version is called.
@The Devil Zanny missed the chance of saying Chef Bezos.
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE!
😂😂😂😂
"I can poison the fast food!"
"Kinda redundant, but ok"
*GOOD JOKE*
I only just now noticed! It is, in fact, a great joke.
When does the podcast start?
Soon™.
@@thatnewpodcast6130 well you got a new sub from me anyway
I look forward to it
Me: The evening swan retu...
Zanny: meet the black PANther
yes
The showdown of the century: The Evening Swan vs Hitpan
Better than endgame
6:56
oh nu the feels
“I suck at the new hitman game so you won’t have too”
Not to worry Zanny, I still suck
Lmao
He changed the title of the video, lol.
@@spongemanicecone2548 Aw, well I still suck
He sucked for you so you won't have to suck but when he saw your comment he said "if this guy still sucks why am i still sucking? Omg i am sucking for no reason."
Then he changed the title.
In short you suck and i suck for writing this dumbass comment.
@@franticpotatoes4432 we*
"I forgot this game had a story." is basically my experience playing all the new hitman games. I'll screw around, complete a mission, and then, boom, story is thrown at me and I'm like "oh yeah, that's a thing."
I was really pleasantly surprised by 3's story, personally. But yeah, most people don't pay attention to the lore.
@@OinglorBoinglor To be fair we're here to creatively murder people not for another conspiracy thriller
I forgot it had a story until I read this comment, and Zanny said it like 9 seconds ago
@@OinglorBoinglor Honestly the lore INSIDE a level is way more interesting. Thats why I love maps like Mendoza or New York because it has really compelling targets
@@OinglorBoinglor Thats because the Hitmans exposition is awful now
Hitman: a serious game about assassinations and death.
Zanny: frying pan goes bang.
you mean bonk
@@nrcwarface544 nahhh it's bang
Panhandling? I guess assassin pay has suffered.
_Flashback to dressing up as Big Bird in Hitman Blood Money_
Nah, Hitman isn't a serious game lol
Hitman is not a serious game at all lol, the opposite
"Agent, are you still there?"
"Nah he's everywhere."
XD
Zanny: Skips the entire murder mystery level
Also Zanny: “This mission was pretty lame”
When you’re a serial-killing hitman, murder mysteries are weak sauce
@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, you MAKE murder mysteries.
@@offscreen6578 or you just run through the front door shooting everything
yes
@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, there is no mystery, only murder.
“Once a evening swan always an evening swan”-Sun Tzu
*Tzu
*An
“I am very disappointed by this”
-Sun Tzu
@@Punched_Kuze Lol
"This is very true"
-Sun Tzu
“Where is the LAMB SAUCE?!” *hits the guy with the frying pan* “WELL?!”
I died laughing when I saw that
That shit had me rollin 😂
More like "FLYING PAN"
@@revivrevalchn3503 I both love you and fucking hate you
@@17matt95 r/angryupvote
7:44" When that beat drops, so will you" 😂🤣
2:46 💀💀💀 “Where’s the lamb sauceee”
“And this is hitwoman”
Twitter: So you have chosen, death
Don't worry Zanny, I'll save you with my *_Gender Equity Beam_*
twitter itself, its company, and it's fandom is garbage. it's so crap even pewds and i left it
better just leave if you dont wanna lose brain cells
@@LavaCreeperPeople who gives a shit about Pewdiepie's opinions lmao
@@greentaigo2552 many people also it's not just him who thinks this lol
@@LavaCreeperPeople i am aware, I don't like Twitter, but I really couldn't give two shits what Pewdiepie thinks about it
I love how he skipped over a murder mystery and then went "this level sucked."
Murder mystery doesn’t matter if you outdo the murderer by murdering 40 other people
@@wafflescripter9051 then its no mystery who the murderer is
@@wafflescripter9051 there’s no murder if no one sees it
I was half way away from solving it my first playthrough and then the lady walked under a chandelier and I couldn't resist.
POGGERS
0:13 not to mention this guy has a literal barcode on the back of his bald head he should be easily identified by everyone
Wonder what happens when you scan it
No one knows about 47 though. For all they know it could just be a personal tattoo.
Maybe it would be 50% off on hit pans new steak
@@bullymaguire745 in the lore hitman has a barcode because it’s like a keycard to identify him in the cloning facility but in the game hitman blood money if you scan his barcode it brings you to a page on Amazon “6inch double dildo super fun adult toy colour pink”
@@крупныйсыр Nice
Zanny: Throws literally everything under the sun at a man
Also Zanny: Smoothly done Agent 47
“This level was so boring”
Plays it like a gears of war game, and doesn’t solve the mystery
I tried to do it but the butler didnt give me the information so I killed the women and took the case file
@@matthew_jones the butler isn't supposed to give you the information, you're supposed to find it lol
The murder mystery is not that hard
@@XmasTree no i wasnt able to tell him the time of death was 10
Pretty sure thats because he got bored by the first mission. Its the games fault.
"WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" he said killing a man by throwing a frying pan at mach 5
😂😂
Calmly
This would be a great animation 😂
now search the body
Canon
"There is only one Evening Swan, and he's staying alive."
-Evening Swan, right before immediate death
I'm inclined to disagree.
"He has muffin to say" i completely lost it when i heard that lmfao
2:00 the best gordon ramsay impression ever I died laughing so hard.
Me when there’s no Kirin or Miro commercial break
“this is outrageous, it’s unfair!”
At least we got a puppy in a t-shirt
"Is this Scott Sterling?"
"THE MAN"
"THE MYTH"
*in unison*
"THE LEEEEGGGEEEEND... SCOTT!!!! STERLING!!!!”
SCOTT STERLING!!!!
"1 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER!"
"2 TICKETS TO PARADISE!"
"3 TIMES A LADY!"
*in unison*
"44444444444 EVERRRRRRRR YEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!"
69 likes, not gonna touch it, sorry.
I nearly died cause I wasn't expecting a reference like that.
“What’s he doing now? Oh he’s crawling from the goal and ..oh my GOD THAT WAS AN AMAZING IDEA!!”
I wanna live in a bunker, MADE FROM THAT MAN'S FACE!
Me in school, contemplating if I have time to watch the Zanman
“Yeah, I’ve got time”
"What does this button do?" _Drags the entire server out of the rack._
6:26 Tremaine, are you still there?
zanny: nah, he's everywhere 😂
Zanny: What does this button do?
Shuts down the whole damn system
‘Is this Scott Sterling?’
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEN- oh...nope, he died. Can’t be him
I was looking for this comment
How did you become such a great chef
Zanny: The secret ingredient is crime
Gordon Ramsey just called,
He’s very proud.
No actual Gordon Ramsey would beat him to death with a leg of lamb for the accent
6:05 _"not really sure what to do or where to go next _*_BUT_*_ I have found some cocaine so things are going pretty well."_
You pretty much described my teenage years...
Radio: Germaine? Are you still there?
Zanny: Nah, he’s everywhere
It's actually Tremaine tbh if you listen carefully
The evening swan is a man of many faces
Gordan Ramsay
The cheddar knight
And a dj
This is honestly one of the funniest gaming vids I've seen in years. Props
3:41 "I have become death The destroyer of worlds"
Damn zanny knew about openheimer even before the movie D:
You know Oppenheimer was a real person, right?
Bruh that quote has been a thing for 60 years... are u fcking stupid?
@@rtixboi yea i know but not everyone knows oppenheimer
Most people came to know about oppenheimer after the movie
So i was just suprised zanny knew about him
I love how zanny does the best mission with the best storyline(imo) in a brutal manner discovering nothing about the mission
“I suck at the new hitman game so you don’t have to”
Too late zanny, too late
Oof
"There can only be one Swan!"
Me: Are we just gonna ignore the Black PANther?
Are we just going to ignore ME?
@@night_swan Yes, feel very ignored.
@@coolercolderbear well, your doing a lousy job ignoring them
More like the evening span .
Next title should be “ Johnny Sins kills again”
Why is ur logo a cross?
What’s wrong with my logo being a cross?
@@elijahdavis5128 “hurr durr religion bad”
@@kiwisontoast I would like to hear your reasoning behind that. From every standpoint religion is the thing that drives all societal desires and is what most countries were founded on
@@elijahdavis5128 I'm fairly certain that he was making fun of the other guy.
"I am become death destroyer of worlds" TWO years before Oppenheimer!!
Zanny is a time traveller!!
That's a real quote from that actual dude lmao not just the movie
@@thepeachy_08 Haha I know dude. I'm Hindu. I know which scriptures it came from :p
4:39 “Don’t ask” Lmao
Zanny: “Say your goodbyes, go on.”
Daughter of target: “Goodbye dad.”
Zanny: “Alright.”
*hits target with pan*
Me: 😂 “She basically sentenced him to death.”
That Scott Stealing reference caught me off gaurd
"Say your goodbyes"
"Bye Dad"
"Alrighty then"
*yeets the pan
Me: The Evening swan retu-
Zanny: The hit pan
me watching this in 2023 , zanny says" i have become death the destroyer of the worlds" 🤣 hits different .
The man channeling his inner Rapunzel with those savvy frying pan headshots.
Zanny: Goes for unique kills
Me: Still committing warcrimes three games in
zanny whenever he kills someone with the pan:
“Another happy panning”
"And this is hit woman"
Guess she's the punchline
Wait. This scenario would mean Zanny was playing as a Mighty Morphin Power Stranger.
Equal rights, equal lefts
Hey Bobby G , how Yvraine going?
@@BaldyAngry Splendid my friend.
Did he just drop an oppenheimer line before hype?
I love the refrence to Gus Johnson "Just a TOUCH!"
"Nobody will notice, if there's nobody to notice" Sun Zoo
😂 "Sun Tzu"
@@RedSpicyKiwi r/whooosh
"I'm going now"
Mutters "To the afterlife"
"Bye my dear!"
"Say your goodbyes"
Tosses a frying pan upon his head.
Thank you Zanny, this was perfect.
Agent 47, other aliases: the evening swan, discount Gordon Ramsay, “Shef”, DJ Zanny
The Cheddar Knight
@@maximedelice6691 I wanted to write it but I didn’t fit with the video
its 12:30 and my dad is sleeping next to me, while im dying of laughter. Much love man
2:45
Why is no one talking about the
*"Where is THE LAMBSAOUCE??"* 😂
"Agent Swan, coming in."
Me: "The Evening Swan has returned. And he's looking for revenge."
2:21 I like how the toilet didn't like him so it assisted in killing him by raising the water level.
Literally wearing my evening swan hoodie while watching this
Zanny: “I have to play the role of a rich businessman”
Also Zanny: “GeT oUt Of My FaCe, PEASANT!”
This is why I love this fuckin guy. Keep up the good shit, man.
6:22 Killer Queen has already touched the floor
“The way that is the way is not the ordinary way.”
-Confucious
This is golden!
08:17 this DJ killing man!
"To bring death upon thy enemies, thou shalt becometh Death thouself"-Sun Zoo,The Art of War
2:07 but…
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE!
If he were any other chef I wouldn’t have made this joke.
"ITS FOOKING RAW" as he takes the chicken leg while it's cooking
I made this “you don’t have to” comment so you don’t have to.
He changed the name
I made this you don’t have to comment on the you don’t have to comment so you don’t have to
“I’m Jeff Bezos” Don’t insult 47 like that
3:36 inaccurate Gordon would never apologize
7:28, so you could say that party ended with a "bang" 😂
I want more Hitman, Zanny. It’s been two years since a video on this game, and this is one of my favourite videos you’ve ever uploaded.
The Evening Swan is now bald
He's not bald, his hair just has that much stealth
The ad profundis shirt is amazing
I might actually buy youtuber merch for once
Gg Zanny, it was a very good marketing decision making them funny channel memes and not just a logo
***coughs dream***
The, "Where is the lamb sauce!?" Killed me.
“I forgot this game had a story”
Dang, I heard this guy's cooking skills are Killer.
“I suck at hit man so you dont have too”
into
“This just pure non sense.”
Zanny when he realizes that there are references in games:
😀🔫
me:*plays hitman*
My mind: AGent 47 looks like mr clean
3:50 "Oh baby I hear the blues-a callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs"
"Can everyone STOP quoting me!??"
-Sun Zu
"It is a proven fact that generosity makes you a happier person" - Sun Tzu
I just noticed when zanny is trying to take away the shirt from miro the Ps5 he bought is sitting right next to him.
I think I saw a ps5 box during the merch plug at 7:09
TRAITOR!
6:34 return of the evening swan
Zanny’s English accent sounds more like a dyslexic Welsh person rather than Gordon Ramsey.
1:33 I present to you...... chef bezos
....
The evening swan can never suck at a stealth game
Poisoning the fast food is the epitome of redundancy
Zanny forgetting he played Hitman 2 is like COD dev forgetting Call of Duty was serious
Kinda like them forgetting they were meant to make a *good* and *long* story for mw3
The smoking kills delivery was immaculate
Zanny is the cheddar knight in every single game and probably in real life change my mind
3:40 Zanny was soooo ahead of his time with this one
That quote was the shit 70 years ago
Zanny was really on point this video! I can see a real improvement in his video's quality since he began! Great work and keep it going, I love you man
Hurls pan while screaming "WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" was top tier timing!!!
"Well, my gun has a silencer, so it's still *stealth* "