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1:29 "I will destroy you!" "You will try" *Kingpin smashes the desk* "Oh you were talking to the table" Lmao that sounded so genuine and legitimately like something Spider-man would say.
“But let me tell you something. This whole crazy world is all about a resume. That resume. The Great Stained Resume. The resume I’ve loved before I even liked Resume’s.”
@@thomast3363 As far as I know, Black Cat is an anti-hero of sorts. She's a master thief, sure, but she has an infatuation with Spider-Man as a persona and they sometimes team up.
@@thomast3363 Cat’s kind of all over the place in terms of morality to be fair, she can’t decide if she wants to be a criminal or an anti-hero, she does help him out on multiple occasions and clearly cares about stuff. She also doesn’t hurt/kill people she just wants money or shiny things.
@@Blzrd224 Almost exactly like Catwoman. Although she’s been more of an outright villain in recent years in the comics. However in most other material, she’s still the mischievous flirty homewrecker for Spidey. However she wants nothing to do with boring Peter, only Spidey.
Well, duh, Tobey had the biggest balls of all the supers. He stopped a train from being destroyed while dealing with crazy amounts of pain, what a CHAD.
@@bottlecaps-x7g well it doesn’t exist yet until it actually release , and on that note nobody knows how fun it would play out ... it might just be total shit who knows
I love how no matter how he plays the game at hand, he could be just doing commentary and dying over, and over, and over again. But we still love him all the same.
Ahoy there matey! Prepare to be boarded! 🏴☠️ 🏴☠️ I be on a quest of legendary proportion in search of ancient treasures of old! How do the seas fare on this side of the sea?
I burst out laughing uncontrollably every single time he said "Who am I? Are you sure you wanted to know?" Either something is very wrong with me, or *something is very right.*
@@mkhxroyt975 He made a Netflix Marvel video where he dubbed his own lines over scenes from Marvel Netflix shows and every time Wilson Fisk was on-screen he kept repeating the same rendition of "When I was a boy." XD
No no I'm talking about the line he made a little different all I remember is it played out like "how does it feel ____ to be the victim to see your world come crashing down" I can kinda remember I just wanna know the source material
Feel like Zanny is that one kid that never got spoiled as a kid so his re-living his childhood days on these games. Good for you Zanny, doing a great job! :)
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P.S. This is on PS5 but I'm not playing the remastered version. Didn't know I had to buy Miles Morales for it.
I think it’s better without the fugly new Peter model
@@project.chastity get over it
Nobody cares bout that we just care that is back :)
Gaming is cool
Zanny I asked you will you make a cooking cam
the combination of zanny and spiderman is perfect
Y E S
Papa Peli, have you come to bless this comments section with God's nectar?
papa peli😩
Yea peli is here
zanny drink more water
Perfect like.......... H2o
“Tobey never did that. He mainly just screamed and cried.” That’s truly the best thing Zanny has ever said.
It’s also just a fact
Tobey: "(Crying) I forgive you."
@@benmaks 9:40 why is everybody morally good? It’s fucking boring
@@casperderop7676 I mean he did cry at times where it made sense whereas Andrew just cried whenever. But he did scream a lot ngl.
Tobey: “What’s the matter gonna cry”
Also tobey: 😭
"Who am I ? THE MITOCHONDRIA, the powerhouse of the cell"
Electro: Wait a minute.....
Tobey Skywalker
"The web is stored in the balls"
-Sun tzu probably
Ikr
Sun Zoo
Sun zoo
Sun zoo
Anything you ever say is something sun Tzu said first
When the world needed pizza time, he returned
Man, I wish I commented that.
Only the master of all four pizzas could save us
Obamacare
That is the best comment in this section
When the world needed pizza time, he returned
Zanny: fights Shocker
Also Zanny: “you’re going down Electro!”
I was surprised he confused them
@@contemplatingrain2380 I think it's a joke xD
That just makes it better
Yea he was fighting and I was like "Wha?"
@@maciekkadziela4592 I hope it's a joke
Zanny: “I’m Spider-Man. I’m immune to corruption!”
The Symbiote: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
Your not wrong
@@droidmaker7932 Also the Symbiote: *Imma make the biggest memes.*
*Makes Spider-Man dance*
Stolen
1:29
"I will destroy you!"
"You will try"
*Kingpin smashes the desk*
"Oh you were talking to the table"
Lmao that sounded so genuine and legitimately like something Spider-man would say.
True
True
True
True
True
The zanman on a job interview and the employer asks for his bio data
"You sure you wanna know?
The story of my life is not for the faint of heart"
“But let me tell you something. This whole crazy world is all about a resume. That resume. The Great Stained Resume. The resume I’ve loved before I even liked Resume’s.”
Lets just tell Zanny that if he presses square while on a sidewalk he‘ll have the ultimate spider man experience
I think you can high five people who are walking on the sidewalk if you tap square.
@@R3D_Lantern no you point at people like in the Tobey Maguire movie when he starts dancing on the street and pointing at people
You basically start saying hi to people on the street and point finger guns at them
Civilians that have a triangle above their head can be high-fived or hand shaken.
@@Jansenbaker he said while walking on the sidewalk. Not while standing next to someone with a triangle over their head.
"We have to stop the train, just like in the movie"
*Gets run over*
Correction: Stands in front of the train but didn't get saved by the cutscene
Spider zan: “I am immune to corruption!”
The symbiote: im about to end this mans whole career
Nice
Nice
Can't wait for the game SPM2
This is a wonderful look into the future from the past. You were so right!
“We have to stop the train! Spider-Man get in front of it”
Spider-Man fucking dies
I got that reference
anymore bright ideas
*Invincible flashbacks*
@@memebrain2177 i got a few? Yea!
Oh my fucking God I've never had a more shriekish laugh burst out of my lungs before. This part is everything.
Fun drinking game:
Take a shot everytime zanny says "who am I, You sure you wanna know"
I don't want to die of alcohol posing.
@@DragonSpiderproductions alcohol posing seems like a fun thing to do
My family already has a troubles with livers with one person alone
im not your father i don't drink that much
@@DragonSpiderproductions 3 drinks in the first minute. Jesus Christ this is gonna be a long night
If you hold square while in a crowd of people, you can do the Toby dance.
I did not know
@@yehiarizk1836 I've never seen that happen whenever I press square in crowds
@@left4214 its a chance
If you *hold* square while walking on the sidewalk, you do fingerguns at people.
@@matthewhowarth3230 Oh yeah, thanks mate
seeing Kirin and Miro grow up is so wholesome
I remember baby Miro and baby Kirin and scrub ahead a few years and they're massive
Miro: yawns*
Zanny: I am your slave, I will do thy bidding, master
Zanny telling Black Cat that she’s about to catch his hands, is some Chris Brown level banter.
Well, she is a criminal. Spider-Man beats up... criminals.
Kinda biased that he draws the line at hot female villains.
@@thomast3363 As far as I know, Black Cat is an anti-hero of sorts. She's a master thief, sure, but she has an infatuation with Spider-Man as a persona and they sometimes team up.
@@thomast3363 Cat’s kind of all over the place in terms of morality to be fair, she can’t decide if she wants to be a criminal or an anti-hero, she does help him out on multiple occasions and clearly cares about stuff. She also doesn’t hurt/kill people she just wants money or shiny things.
@@Bertiboy So she's basically a Marvel Catwoman?
@@Blzrd224 Almost exactly like Catwoman. Although she’s been more of an outright villain in recent years in the comics.
However in most other material, she’s still the mischievous flirty homewrecker for Spidey. However she wants nothing to do with boring Peter, only Spidey.
Zanny: Slaps video
"This badboy can fit so many references in it"
His absolute adoration for the Raimi trilogy is such a mood
This is probably the first time zanny’s thumbnail has actually made any sense.
I think Steve Buscemi works in any thumbnail or anything at all in life.
It makes spider-sense
Nobody:
Zanny: “who am I... you sure you wanna know?”
Lyrics: Who am I...? You sure you wanna know?/x10
Low hanging fruit: *exist*
You: *pick*
Me: NOBODY FUCKING ASKED, MAN!
Somebody should probably tell him that if he presses square, while walking on the street, that he can make the gestures from Spider-Man 3.
ZANNY NOTICE THIS COMMENT, THIS MAN IS GIVING LEGENDARY INFORMATION!
Complete all the taskmaster quests to fight him
4:06 The sheer excitement and joy here is so admirable, I actually got really pumped up to watch more at Pizza Time
"The exaggerated swagger of Tobey Maguire" - Tony Stark
Tobey VS Tom?
@@AHNKUK hmmm
@Anibogi Skynobi XD
Me: Okay, but how big is the wa-
Zanny: Here’s a chicken nuggets for scale
Me: Ah thank you
American's be like
Ps I know he is not American
When the world was lacking pizza, the ultimate hero, the Zan man, finally returned.
6:15: Zanny: i don't know why i expected her to be hot.... i blame disney.
Legend 😂
“Can you stop screaming? For one second?”
My literal opinion of MJ in these movies
@wolFFGang 76 eh, debatable. I'd say it's on par
@wolFFGang 76 If you think Spiderman is a bad game you're out of your mind.
@@Zack_410 read what he said again
@@Zack_410 he never said or imply that you need to check the comment back or your eyes
That’s why the new mj is much better
Everyone: sees this notification*
Also Everyone: “This is where the fun begins”
*IT’S PIZZA TIME!!!!!!*
"This is where the pizza time begins"*
You will try ..dew it
"One man's words spoken, another crime token."
-Confucius
found you bro
@@inmanhaziq2925 Yooo, you watch Zanny too?
@@walmartusopp yeah bro
9:11
"Pete, ay i need STRAWBERRIESHhh"
"waat?"
It caught me off guard XD
"The most evil people hold the most crime tokens." Sun Tzu, art of war crimes
Damn, Bush must be a millionaire then
@@jamessicard1705 actually we call em “crimeillionaires”
@@rebeccacummings6697 I call em politicians
@@jamessicard1705 man, didn’t know my good ol pal Abraham was evil.
@@rebeccacummings6697He was pro slavery but he said "Slavery ain't worth splitting a country apart for"
*Zanny committing an incessant amount of innocent murders*
Also Zanny: "Hey, I just got a crime token😁"
@@rekdyoface4503 😆
@@rekdyoface4503 he be like: "Yes"
"Spider-Man, Spider-man, can't save his uncle Ben"
Sun Zoo
Haha, death to loved ones!
Hahaha thats dark bro.
It is spelt sun tzu
Yes I know
Man why
4:12 Zanny's "IT'S PIZZA TIIIIIME!!" gives me life
I wheezed!
The fact he called Shocker electro just proves no body knows who shocker is
Hey, I know marc gargan. He was great in return of the Jewish.
@@DaWelshman That's Scorpion
I know him, I loved eddie brock!
@@darthgus no, Mac gragan is the kangaroo you dummy.
@@bichonnation9494 Thanks for helping educate the masses. He's such a versatile character.
“Spiderman but it’s a meme hell hole.”
I just realized the name of the vid changes
Edit: I mean changed instead of changes
@Esteban Guerrero probably due to monetization purposes
69 likes noice
So normal Spider-Man media.
Zanny is not realizing that he was not fighting electro but Shocker.
Shocker? Get back here Shocker! SHOCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Sorry couldn't resist
correction: scorpion from mortal combat cuz H20 Delirious said so
I loved the amount of references in this video, and the "Who am I?" bit was perfect every time
“The web is stored in the balls” - Sun Zoo, The Art of War
Bruh it gave me strokhjhkjhjjh
Your dp is obscene, I love it
um im pretty sure its "sun zoo"
Well, duh, Tobey had the biggest balls of all the supers. He stopped a train from being destroyed while dealing with crazy amounts of pain, what a CHAD.
@@a.w_. Thanks man, apologies for my mistake. It is now fixed with the appropriate name 👍
"What, Toby did not do that, he only screamed and cried"
Awolowooooooo!!!!!!!!
I sense a distrubance in the spiderverse, as if all of the Raimi fans scream and whine and put hate comments on Zanny and Tom Holland all of a sudden
*zanny uses tobey maguire in every thumbnail*
Zanny: “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”
7:35 my heart is melting
Finally Zanny's Tobey thumbnails are on a video that actually makes sense
They always make sense. Jerk
@@thets6316 it's just a joke bro. His thumbnails are some of the best on RUclips imo
@@paulnormanton8211 I was kidding too. I mean I called you a jerk and everything
@@thets6316 ah my bad then dude haha. I'm from the UK and we don't really know what to think when someone uses "jerk"
“They have a hostage”
*BANG*
Not anymore they don’t
"They asked me to resolve the hostage situation and I did!? Not my fault they're so picky?"
"Who am I?! You sure you wanna know?!" It gets me every time lmao.
Petition for him to play in the Tobey suit the whole gameplay
Imagine being Zanny’s neighbor and just hearing him scream “WOO HOO!” from his room
Would have gotten a slipper to the head for being too loud experience
People literally getting kidnapped
Zanny: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
zanny be like: wait, thats illegal, but nice
Love how 50% of this video is just zanny reciting raimi lines like a god
“Pizza time”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
@@Umm546 hehe
I thought you were a booger
Are you a stoplight?
@@Umm546 He knows that. Quicksilver asks Vision if he’s a stoplight in Wandavision, he was just repeating what he said.
@@Umm546 nah you’re good. Thanks!
“I’m immune to corruption”
Said no politician ever
Thomas the train has never seen such bulls**t before
Zanman: Oh no! The inhibitor chip!
Fives: Listen here you little shit...
lmao
For some reason at 0:31 zany harmonizing with the soundtrack sounds so good
Wait till he finds out that pressing square while walking through the city lets him do the finger guns.
This needs to be seen immediately
@@kyleknight2589 HE NEEDS TO KNOW
Sup dude
this comment NEEDS to be seen by the spiderzan
@@RSTINK07 AYE
Spider-Man: *breathes*
Zanny: WHO AM I
Anything: *exists*
Zanny: ITS WEAK TO SPIDERS
“Don’t mind me. I’m just looking for better Xbox exclusives.”
That hurt Zanny.
TRAITOR
Halo infinite exis-
@@bottlecaps-x7g well it doesn’t exist yet until it actually release , and on that note nobody knows how fun it would play out ... it might just be total shit who knows
0:57 the thought of a dude just backflipping around someone doing nothing while constantly saying "Who am I? You sure you wanna know?" just baffles me
Zanny rages when he realizes Tobey McGuire isn't spider man in this game
Or Bruce Campbell as the narrator
3:49 but it was redeemed with this moment of happiness
Maguire*
He's finally playing the game. Now we can officially call him Spider-Zan
Miro: Figthing intergalactic generals and dark lords.
Kirin: Vibing outside.
“I fished my PS5 out of the dumpster”
*Plays the PS4 version*
“ what even are his powers hes not even shooting out electricity” says this while fighting shocker
It is a bit odd that they called him Shocker, given that he has nothing to do with electricity.
I guess they didn’t want to go with Vibrator.
@@thomast3363 lmao i think cuz shockwaves
@@adambowers7201 It’s *because* shockwaves.
@@thomast3363 plus you get to make various shock-related puns with his name as ‘Shocker’
Mary Jane will stop screaming when Sam Raimi writes a story that doesn’t end with her being held captive by the villain
When Sam Raimi makes a good Spider-Man movie
@@noriakikakyoin1423 you have committed a sin
Probably around the same time that Sam Raimi doesn’t have the villain kill themselves with their own gear.
@@noriakikakyoin1423 Do you like donuts
@@thomast3363 well Sandman and Venom didn’t, Harry killed himself enough for the both of them
Zanny a year ago: I’m not jealous
Zanny now: spider zan
I love how no matter how he plays the game at hand, he could be just doing commentary and dying over, and over, and over again. But we still love him all the same.
The fact that Zanny plays with his dogs *with* his action figures is so pure
“Spider-Man PS5”
*old Peter Parker face model*
He’s playing the wrong version 👀
It’s only the remastered version if you buy the Miles Morales bundle apparently.
You mean the good Peter Parker face model that actually fits the voice
It's the good one. The new one is fine, but it looks to young.
The new face is out of place and looks more like a Simp
“Your going down electro”
Proceeds to make electricity puns to trash talk shocker
Yes. Electro's powers are from shock waves while Shocker controls electricity. It's all so clear
When he shouted It's pizza time, my depression was cured
Interviewer: How American are you?
Zanny: "This is a Chicken Nugget for scale."
Isn’t Zanny Canadian?
He’s Filipino
He lives in the Philippines
Welcome to America!
Can we just appreciate how good zanny is at singing
Been doing so for 4 years
yes
“You’re trash brock” I was laughing at that for like 10 minutes
Ahoy there matey! Prepare to be boarded! 🏴☠️ 🏴☠️ I be on a quest of legendary proportion in search of ancient treasures of old! How do the seas fare on this side of the sea?
When you are drunk
Criminal: "Don't move"
Zanny: "i miss the part where that's my problem"
The amount of times you said “who am I?” Is giving me a chronic disease
Early onset alzheimer's.
I missed the part where that's my problem.
@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi wait what the fuck that’s not your line?
@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi You Underestimate Pizza Time!
7:56 "No man can kill me"
Miro: "I don't have such weaknesses"
I burst out laughing uncontrollably every single time he said "Who am I? Are you sure you wanted to know?"
Either something is very wrong with me, or *something is very right.*
Hello there
Game: "Hydrogen/Polymer composite"
zanny: yeah yeah, mitochondria is the power house of the cell
Zanny using is dog as an excuse to show off his figurine collection.
He has many fine additions to his collection.
After all the teases, we need a Daredevil game.
The Whole game would be a black screen
@@dylan23497 HAHAHAHA
@@dylan23497 it would look like the whole world's on fire.
@@spider-man500 Nice reference
why is no one talking about how he called shocker ELECTRO
Because no one knows or cares who shocker is.
@@Thule-ob1vm That's a damn shame. Kids these days.
@@GhostOfBoriken most of the spider man references are from the sam Raimi movies,shocker wasn't in any sam Raimi movie and he was shit in homecoming
@@darrienjones8917 “kids these days” 👴
@@Thule-ob1vm i like shocker, hes one of my favorite marvel villains.
6:40 - "Oh boy, yeah" is a personal favourite of dumb Raimiverse dialogue
Peter Park: Pizza Time
Zanny: Giving us the full story of Spiderman and how we become Spiderman. Spiderzan more like Faze Zanny
"Mr. Potato Head just committed murder"
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
You used the joke wrong
Yeah how does this make any sense lol
what?.
Me looking at the thumbnail:
Me looking at the title:
Me knowing Zanny:
Oh no
ITS PIZZA TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:38 yes, that’s a character and his name is Swarm/Fritz von meyer
“The exaggerated swagger of Tobey Maguire” he never misses the mark on comedy
“I’m not gonna pick you up”
Miro: How charming that you believe that statement to be true
“This like any good story is about a girl”
Don’t you mean *muffled voice THE GORL
The girl and the...
*steps back*
TRAITOORRRR!!
I can smelllll her. The GORL.
@@saltypickle7758 I recognize the scent
_the_ *_gurl_*
7:00 "Oh they have a hostage-JESUS CHRIST"
“You think I’m gonna give in and carry you up here you’re mistaken”
“ÆOr”
*parry not available*
Shadow of war next daddy zanny the stealth in that game is fun
Fuck yes ive played that like 4 times
FUCK YES!!!!
Plz papa zanny
and god of war
Oh god yes
I love this guy he’s helped me through some hard times by now
1:36 Zanny: "How does it feel Willy? To be webbed up and so helpless?" Wilson Fisk: "Well... when I was boy-"
Where's that from it sounds familiar yet I can't find it
@@mkhxroyt975 He made a Netflix Marvel video where he dubbed his own lines over scenes from Marvel Netflix shows and every time Wilson Fisk was on-screen he kept repeating the same rendition of "When I was a boy." XD
@@mkhxroyt975 Honestly, I'm surprised he didn't do it in this video. He at least called him Mr. Potato Head lol
No no I'm talking about the line he made a little different all I remember is it played out like "how does it feel ____ to be the victim to see your world come crashing down" I can kinda remember I just wanna know the source material
@@mkhxroyt975 Oh, I don't know anything about that lol.
Zanny: uses Sam raimi suit
FANS: omg he’s using the TOBEY SUIT
Feel like Zanny is that one kid that never got spoiled as a kid so his re-living his childhood days on these games.
Good for you Zanny, doing a great job! :)
14:12 "Sometimes in life you're the windshield and sometimes you're the bug."
-Probably Sun Tzu
Zanny screaming from excitement while swinging is the most relatable thing