Medical experts have identified a new disorder that could affect millions. Symptoms are: sleepless nights along with an overwhelming urge to eat. They're calling it.......Insom-NOM-NOM-NOM-nia!
I was teaching my little girl the alphabet the other day and tried coming up with easy words; it seems that nothing really starts with the letter N, but everything seems to start with E 🤨
Medical experts have identified a new disorder that could affect millions.
Symptoms are: sleepless nights along with an overwhelming urge to eat.
They're calling it.......Insom-NOM-NOM-NOM-nia!
I asked my dad for a joke and he said “I don’t want another child”
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Bro got roasted, burned, and cooked alive
didn't get my haircut they had a big barbecue
My dad- German desent used to call bras , holtsfromfloppin
I lost my job at the herb farm. I couldn't cut the mustard and my thymekeeping was poor.
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You were probably cumin in late too.
Did you Cumin late?
Did you know that Kate and Duplikate also have twin brothers? Pete, and Repete.
„Farfrompoopen“ 😂 Even if it sounds more like Dutch. The German word sounds as hard as the problem: Verstopfung!
I thought they had ordered something from IKEA.....😅😮
Germans have a tendency to be indelicate
Okay this is top tier dadness
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I was teaching my little girl the alphabet the other day and tried coming up with easy words; it seems that nothing really starts with the letter N, but everything seems to start with E 🤨
Pharmaceutical companies are now making fancy looking Designer pills.
The new abortion pill is to die for.
I love the darker ones.
I had my lawn replaced with new "emo" grass last year. I just ignore it til it cuts itself.
@@skippy675 🤣🤣🤣, I mean, 😢😢😢
I can see Claire Lee now!
“Stoppemfrumfloppen” had me dying
I hear that they are coming out with a stretched limousine version of the Tesla. It's Elon-gated.
Lmao, one of the best compilations ever! You guys are hillarious! The dead pan is spot on!
The bartender says, "Why the pause?"
And the polar bear says, "I have a speech... impediment."
Phenomenal count of puns. You guys deserve Mega Millions jackpot lottery cash $$
You guys are great! Thanks.😁💯👍
My aunt recently had quadruplets. She named them Eenie, Meenie, Miney and Fred. I asked her "What about Mo?" and she said "I don't want any Mo."
The Loraine joke was awesome!!!!!!!
As a German, I can confirm it’s correct
"Pirates of the car I be in."
Japanese word for constipation
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Hung Chow
I had a great job at Starkist Tuna, but I got canned.
Constipation in Chinese
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Hung Chow
dentist later 2.30
2:33 OAKLAND A'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love these 😂😂
You all are awesome 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂 the best!
2:33 A's fan!!!!!
That plane to see
His singing is quite excellent too
So so Amusing 👍🇬🇧
Good one
The polar bear joke works better if the bartender asks: What's with the large pause? (paws)
The word "what" does neither start with f nor end with k, is the joke.
Ist Keepsumfromfloppen.