Dad walks up to a hardware clerk and says "I need some 2x4s" the clerk asks " how long do you want them" dad says "for a long time I'm building a house"
Elephant jokes were my favorite when I was a kid. "How does the elephant hunt for rabbits?" "Hides in the grass and makes carrot noises." "How does the elephant catch sparrows?" "Sits on a ledge pretending to be a bread crumb"
How do the elephants get down from the trees? They sit on a leaf and wait until fall. How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge? There are footprints in the pie. Why is it dangerous to go for a walk in the forest in the fall? That's when all the elephants come tumbling down.
The best pirate joke ever: A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, did you know that you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate replies "Arrgghh. It drives me nuts!"
Just love this channel, hearing Nicky’s accent, makes me sad how many of us can be found across the oceans! Keep it ip guys and girls, nothing better than a few dad jokes after a work day.
How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen? Four, one in each seat. (...Tell another joke...) How do you know if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter. How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator? You hear them talking. How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator? Door won't close. How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator? Empty Volkswagen on the driveway.
Hi All, thanks for all of these great jokes. I shared some of these, from this video with people on my Facebook friends list over the weekend, they got some laughs. Thanks again! :-)
you guys gotta a derivative joke out of Mitch Hedberg's (1968-2005) material, he used to say "I don't like rice because no matter how hungry I am I cannot eat 2000 of something" or depending on the show "Man, I really like rice, it's great when you're hungry want to eat 2000 of something" Mitch was the king of presenting puns and absurd sentences in dead pan style
Nah, there were times they didn't count her chuckles. Pretty biased counting. She was got a few more times than the counter showed, usually when the teller laughed harder.
Blind man walks into a bar with a service dog and starts swinging it across the bar. The bartender shouts:”what the hell are you doing with a dog?!” The blind man replies:”just looking around” 😂
Great stuff, but I don't think it should count against you if you laugh from a comment from the audience or if you laugh second. Only the first to break should get a point.
Leigh nailed it with delivery of the deja vu joke. He was justifiably really happy with himself too.
Probably too happy haha
Making it the opener was perfect.
It was sweet to see how excited Jana got when she made her dad laugh.
Yes agreed!
The joy Jana has when she makes her dad laugh is priceless
Does Jana use instagram?
Fellow arrives in Australia, and is asked if he has a criminal record.
He says, "Is that still required?"
Classic
Yeah probably.
A foreigner arrives in Australia.
The government tells the 27 000 000 population to adapt to them. : )
@@chuckmaddison2924 Pathetic mate.
@@creatinker At the company I work for it's very much the case.
I like how Jana seems so unimpressed by some of these. That's one of the funniest parts of this. Lol
Please turn this into a regular thing. Had so much fun.
Legend we will!
It's Matt's constant little muffled laughs in the mic that do it for me. I don't know how everyone's not constantly cracking up because of that 😂😂
Hahaha you are quite right
Jana's skydiving joke is probably one of my all time favourites over the years, Actually hilarious it came up here.
If you first don't suceed then skydiving isn't for you.😉
And now it down here ‼️😂
Don't rely on Skydiving it will let you down every time!
In the same spirit : You can eat every mushroom... some just once tho.
Why don’t blind people go skydiving?
It scares the crap out of the dog. 🪂 🐶 😱
The elephant jokes were fantastic, as was the punchline=setup joke Jana told! She is just unbreakable!
So do you know how to put 4 crocodiles in a Mini?
Ask the elephant to get out first
Most particularly, I loved NICKY’S inability to hold back laughter with Jana’s “An Irishman walks out of a bar”. 😂 06:54
Dad walks up to a hardware clerk and says "I need some 2x4s" the clerk asks " how long do you want them" dad says "for a long time I'm building a house"
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
I gotta try that at the lumber yard...oughta be fun...lol
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An irish man walks out of a bar. My new favorite lol
Jana's "An Irishman walks out of a bar" was great, but Eloise's Grandfather joke was my favorite!!
The levitation of birds joke deserved far greater reaction. Impeccable delivery was key.
That's definitely my kind of humor...kudos to Nicky.
It's a Steven Wright joke, kind of deadpan/surreal humour.
Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a couple of hours. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
🤣🤣🤣
Elephant jokes were my favorite when I was a kid.
"How does the elephant hunt for rabbits?"
"Hides in the grass and makes carrot noises."
"How does the elephant catch sparrows?"
"Sits on a ledge pretending to be a bread crumb"
How do the elephants get down from the trees? They sit on a leaf and wait until fall.
How can you tell if there's an elephant in the fridge? There are footprints in the pie.
Why is it dangerous to go for a walk in the forest in the fall? That's when all the elephants come tumbling down.
@@jespervalgreen6461 All the classics!
And now we know why autumn is sometimes referred to as "the Fall".
@@jespervalgreen6461 How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't.
You get down from a duck. 🤣🤣
Oh God!!! Jana and her Dad...can go on for hours
This is what we have been waiting for!!! Did not disappoint!!
Amazing thank you legend!
The 2 jokes abt mini & elephants cracked me up out loud n tears went down my eyes. Golly!
JANA's chuckles > My life
Hahahaha they are quite rare 😂
The best pirate joke ever: A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, did you know that you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" The pirate replies "Arrgghh. It drives me nuts!"
Why do pirates insulate their ships? For the ARRR-value.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You may think it's the "R" but it's really the "C".
Did you hear about the pirate that was a Wheel of Fortune contestant? He lost, kept asking for an ARRR.
I have a stiff neck. I took a viagra and I didn’t swallow quickly enough.
@@jefformsby5604 😂😂😂
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"
"You just asked me that a second ago."
Hahaha love it!
With Dad jokes, delivery is key. And these people f*cking nail them :D
Ey nicky has a pure south african sense of humor🤣🤣
Oom Nicky is ‘n lag
I fell in love with Jana sooo badly. She's amazing
Napoleon was buried very close to his mother. Like a bone-apart.
Haha this is the best
I almost spit out my coffee...
That's a really clever one.
The man and the fire make me burst out of laugh. Thanks.
that one's a classical Terry Pratchett
I always think Eloise has the best material; she just makes herself laugh. :)
Hilarious, i frequently watch this.
Please continue with these vids!
Just love this channel, hearing Nicky’s accent, makes me sad how many of us can be found across the oceans! Keep it ip guys and girls, nothing better than a few dad jokes after a work day.
Out of curiosity, what accent is that?
Love the elephant and mini joke. I have been telling a version of this for decades. 💚💛⛳
In my day, it was a Volkswagen.
@@honzo1078 Same! And involved a refrigerator :)
footprints in the butter…
I dont get it.
How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen? Four, one in each seat. (...Tell another joke...) How do you know if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter. How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator? You hear them talking. How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator? Door won't close. How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator? Empty Volkswagen on the driveway.
My vote so far is for “most people are quite shocked when they find out I’m not a qualified electrician”.
I did not get the joke 😢
@@misbahurrehman4426 the double meaning of “to shock”. Surprise and electrocute. The joke basically makes use of both meanings.
@@georgecaplin9075 my native language is not English, so i did not get many of the jokes 😔
@@misbahurrehman4426 did my explanation help, though?
@@georgecaplin9075 yes, it means many people get electric shock
The IKEA one got me outta no mans land! 😆😆😆😆😆
Hahah I need to go watch that one again
Laughed my bottom off 🤣🤣. Nicky sounds South African !! I remember the mini jokes. As he told the second part of it and burst out laughing so loud.
Lol, yes! Heard him from a mile away 😂
13:35 that "oooh" of understanding was sooo cute :D
Jana is stone cold!! Excellent video!
How do you get a elephant into a Safeway shopping cart...
Take the S out of safe and
The F out of way 😮😂
Too good.. Well thought well written jokes.. And at the end, Jana is beautiful.. I think I am her biggest fan..
Love that feedback thank you legend!
Stand in line Bagga.....
Some of these jokes were borrowed..
the rice joke was classic Mitch Hedburg!
Reverse paranoia is when you can't shake the felling that you're following someone.
Is it me or does the DAD deliver the dad jokes the best
Hahaha he should 😂
Hi All, thanks for all of these great jokes. I shared some of these, from this video with people on my Facebook friends list over the weekend, they got some laughs. Thanks again! :-)
Thanks for sharing!! That's awesome!
Funnest extended family ever! That was awesome!
I love these so much. You guys are great
Thank you so much legend!
Some good stuff in there. Especially the Stewart Francis jokes.
He is a gun!
@@WeGotTheChocolates He definitely is, along with Tim Vine.
Oh, snap...I forgot about Gary Delaney, too. Put some of his in there and you'll just about guarantee victory!
2 minis parked outside took tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm in love with Jana. What a funny beauty she is, wow.
I didnt understand the elephant and mini jokes but then i was introduced to a whole genre of jokes!
Yes elephant is it’s own genre 😂
i think they mean Mini Cooper, a brand of car known for being on the small side
@@CorvusCorone68 yeah that part i got, i didn’t understand that the punchline was just the absurdity of an elephant in a mini cooper lol
@@CorvusCorone68 That is exactly right!
How do you get out of an elephant?...
Run around till you get pooped out
The elephants in the mini was the best joke.
Loved the rocking chair one! Skin is my favourite 😃
Skin has been dominant in recent times!
Appreciated the Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright oneliners.
Loved the lazy eye gag
Bruce lee and Suddenly one was my favourite! I was in fits!
you guys gotta a derivative joke out of Mitch Hedberg's (1968-2005) material, he used to say
"I don't like rice because no matter how hungry I am I cannot eat 2000 of something"
or depending on the show
"Man, I really like rice, it's great when you're hungry want to eat 2000 of something"
Mitch was the king of presenting puns and absurd sentences in dead pan style
I'm pretty sure "I can levitate birds" was a Mitch Hedberg joke, too.
@@clawsoon yeap
"I can levitate birds with the power of my mind... but only when they're flapping"
And had he lived a little longer we might have gotten a 3rd sentence disclaimer for ostriches 😂
Correction to what I said... the "I can levitate birds... no one cares" joke was Steven Wright.
my laughter will be delivered in 3-4 business days
Boom thank you!
omg....the testicle glitter one got me
Jana is brutal at this! icemaiden!! love the vids!!
Nah, there were times they didn't count her chuckles. Pretty biased counting. She was got a few more times than the counter showed, usually when the teller laughed harder.
I told my wife she was painting her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
you sure it wasnt a sharpie. 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
5:55 I swore he was gonna say "Not telling everybody." 😂
@8:14 Matt suddenly turns into Yoda.
I’m about to go to work with tears in my eyes, thanks alot Chocca’s!!! …..
…. No, no… seriously, thank you!
Grandpa dieing peacefully in his sleep is one of my go to dad jokes. Gets you some odd looks sometimes...
What Google replied when I search Jana?
"Google itself has been searching"😅😅😂
😂😂😂
The Mexican magician joke deserved better, but it was good of Eloise to taco one for the team.
Hahaha agreed 😂
@@WeGotTheChocolates you have dad jokes jalapeño comments section right now.
Awesome guys.. you are the first channel that I ever subscribed.. Jana is indeed tough.
Jana is the GOAT
She's top shelf!
Those two elephant joke. I think they are the oldest jokes I remember.
I love them.
Randomly came to your videos while searching for Dad Jokes. You have the best videos. Thank You for making us laugh 😂.
Love from Pakistan
Amazing legend thank you so much for the support!
Hahaha, more MORE!! Keep these episodes coming!
And now I understand where Jana gets her sense of humor from haha
The internet.
Legitimately watching this for the third time in as many days 😂 👍😎💯
Jana has such a soothing voice ngl
So much fun!
The toaster joke was so stupid, I cackled
Still can't figure out why the bread on my Galaxy isn't cooked yet. 😛
Hahaha I love that joke
Please upload pt3 sooner rather than later. You guys and gals are my fave. Thanks xx
Did you hear about the chameleon who was too afraid to change color in public?
He had a reptile dysfunction
I wish I could laugh like that, the most you'll get from me is a smile and that's when it's a funny joke. I guess I could fake it.
Am i the only one who expected Skin to end the alphabet/pirate joke with: "Because they get stuck at the Aarrr (R)"? I feel cheated!
I also thought that 😂
LoL that joke on Lee was great xD
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?
You can see its footprints in your cheesecake.
Hahah now I feel like cheesecake
„I didn’t get that“😂😂😂😂
What do you call the dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it's not gonna come anyway.
It's pretty nuts. 😂😂
I'm here for the joke reactions, unlike the others here apparently
One who gets most points is purest at heart.
Blind man walks into a bar with a service dog and starts swinging it across the bar.
The bartender shouts:”what the hell are you doing with a dog?!”
The blind man replies:”just looking around” 😂
Can't tell you how many times i have watched this same video... so good...
Absolute legend!
Jana mastered this game. She's not giving any points
No signs of cracks yet
The elephants and Mini joke 🤣🤣🤣
Great stuff, but I don't think it should count against you if you laugh from a comment from the audience or if you laugh second. Only the first to break should get a point.
The delivery in some of these🤌🤌🤌
Excellent video guys
Ya know, if someone who's not a father tries to tell dad jokes, that would be a feaux pa.
You gotta get Jana with the "stupid clever" jokes
Why does Matt get away with laughing all the time yet anyone else makes a noise and they score a point?
Jana's great bruh.....💪🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
The elephants in a mini was the best; reminded me of the elephants in a Tree joke
What's the context of it?
Filling the elephants in mini, if you could
@@TheRockyinvincible ruclips.net/user/clipUgkx-lNQTNnu_VmYRr8heFaFvqlV_JteQ5Tk Elephants hiding in trees ...
@@TheRockyinvincible ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxgQ68L7NfF_6VQk6HJCVBdKTVJjqqhZFK E's. in a mini
Definitely hearing some Mitch Hedberg and Stewart Francis one-liners in there LOL
The thesaurus joke is really clever lol
grandpa dying in his sleep I already knew it and it's one of my all time favourites xD
There are sometimes the same jokes in different episodes, but I still have to laugh because of the delivery and you all laughing