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lucia is thicc
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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2021
- dave and lucia have a political discussion.
original "script" taken from an AI text-to-speech portal meme that NCSartist made! he also did a great animation to accompany it :) • GLaDOS is Thicc
SUPPORT SATINA ON PATREON: / satina
DAVE played by HANS VAN HARKEN: / hansvanharken
LUCIA played by LAILA BERZINS: / lberzins_voices
MY TWITTER: / heydaigle
SCUMHOUSE TWITTER: / scumhouse
OH MY LORD I was the one who made that Portal meme with GLaDOS!! This is so freaking cool! You are Epic Sauce!
@@hannahdaigle8846 now this is epic
Lucia is 5m tall or 20m tall?
It's still changing
surprised to see you here
@@shinyrayquaza9 who?
Oh, I didnt even know the original. Nice.
Good thing he deleted his internet history before he got crushed by that meaty posterior.
He ended up getting crushed
Instant Death.
@@theparrishshow9803 look man some things are just worth it
xD
Duuuuuude please day hi ✨w✨
Is a long life dream
“It’s a human thing!” Is the greatest excuse ever
Indeed
*commits mass genocide against people because of some small difference*
It's a human thing!
alien: so... its a human thing to think "aliens" are MASS-MURDERERS?!??!?
human: we were paranoid, okay! 90% of all information about you was either:
-hidden from us (for some reason)
or
-COMPLETELY. FABRICATED
how would we NOT let our fears consume our thoughts? "if robots hated us, why not aliens?"
alien: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT!
1.1K likes
nice
“It’s a human thing” -Alberto
My head canon is that Lucia was well aware of what Thicc meant the whole time. She simply needed a reason to crush Dave with her Meaty Posterior.
YES.
I knew fully well what the comments would be here yet my first thought at seeing this was "how fucking bold and brash".
My brain is rotten. GG
I-…oh my god
Satina origin story
Meaty Posterior ™
Let's take a moment of silence for dave as he was crushed to his dimise by a giant demon lady R.I.P Dave 😞
Though it's a pretty damn good way to die...
It should’ve been me, not him! It’s not fair!
@@silverarrow4683 Yughio Pov Fr
by now he grew immune to that
He got crushed by a demons butt
This is very interesting
😏
wait…..
OH if it isn't my favorite family friendly content creator!
Oh hey derpixon…
*I sense a disturbance in the force...*
"Doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts."
-Sun Tzu probably
Sun Tzu, The Art of -War- *Lust.*
i think thats heart disease
"Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about thiccness than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor."
Idk I'm bored
@@Sleepy_Cabbage He then used his fight money to buy 2 of every single thick girl on earth. Then he herded them onto a boat, and then he loved the crap out of every single one!
Ah the Wisdom of Lego Man
“AM I THICC? WITH 2 C’S?”
“…yeah-“
1:09 Lucia:😏
Dave:💀
Lucia: “So tell me Dave, am I Thicc..?”
Dave: ᵧₐₕ
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"Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my Meaty Posterior."
That's....why I'm here.
On the pervert side or on the "I don't want to suffer more" side?
I prefer to keep my skull intact.
@KY5 [9th Main Account] stfu
@KY5 [9th Main Account] love these trolls keep defying RUclips me boy
ma'am... that's the whole point...
My favorite part is that this meme makes infinitely more sense with these characters than it does with Wheatley and GLaDOS
I love how Dave answers Lucia's question without any thought of insecurity or how it might come across, or that it may reveal his inner feelings. Quite the polar opposite to his normal demeanor. Just a sweetly succinct, "Yeah 🥴"
Dave is like a friggen legend. Not only did he manage to be in a relationship with a demon, but also a Queen, AND ALSO managed to get said demoness pregnant. I hope she has a human sized form or else I would think there is more to Dave then what we see
What a Chad.
Man conquered a fucking goliath
This comment is so similar to me and my boyfriend's characters
@@jules9585 All I can think about is Jester and Fjord from critical roll now.
RIP AND TEAR TILL THE SEED IS PLANTED
“So they’re calling me fat?”
Well yes, but no
Yea, but "phat" tho 👀❤💜
@Call of Gruty 350 😳
Yesn't
Voluptuous would be the fancy term for Thicc
ah the perfect like count
And that’s how Satina was born.
the end 💀
I love the demon designs you do. Most people just do humans with horns and maybe a tail. Your designs are clearly monstrous demons while still being cute/pretty.
*laughs in future oc reveal*
@@MoffinMouse Ditto
For real tho
@@zamzombie3254 I don't get it.
@@oscarvaladez8947 I have, They are really good and have a really cool world(s) to boot!
"Do you think I'm 'thicc'?"
*Haha, I'm in danger.*
yo im sad >:(
i didnt see any luigi in the video
@Glaze96 top 10 mario : luigi is a big and thicc dragon
*Chuckles*
I'm in danger :D *skull masivelly crushed*
Who's danger?
shut up carl!
with two "C's"?
No joke I subconsciously opened the channel and subscribed without it realizing😭
and that was how satina was born
Dave is the true king
There’s no challenge he can’t overcome (except for raising his daughter)
@T teg Egg he just did.
@DeathDefying147 Speaking as a daughter's father, raising a daughter is a task we never overcome. The more blessed of us, though, do learn to wonder at this amazing task.
@T teg Egg With an eager Lucia and a mining helmet. (according to a twitter clip)
@T teg Egg I just assume she can shape/size shift.
@@mj91212 Nah, she chose to use her original form.
The term "Thicc" implies the speaker has attraction to your large build, primarily meaning thighs and/or hips. It's a compliment. Instead of calling you fat, they are, in a way calling you "large and In charge"
or in a less clunky definition: curvy
I was thinking of “curvy” the entire time.
if Dave said that then the video would be much shorter
Make sense since Lucia is the queen of hell. The thickness shows how much power and leadership she has.
Big and beautiful, would be boring if everyone were the same body type
Just the end lol😂😂 I've seen this 100d times an it's still just so good
Opened the video because it had my name in my title and I was curious
Did not disappoint 10/10
"Meaty posterior" is not something I expected to hear from the queen of hell today
it was for me...
strangely enough...
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear pe
@@AxxLAfriku No.
I mean...He DID technically get what he wanted. BUT STILL. HOW did this ordinary, simple, guy manage to get to "lay-pipe" on the freaking QUEEN of HELL?!
@@AxxLAfriku I think you only need one of those
I love how there's no in-between frames from Dave saying "What?" to being crushed.
Frame perfect punish, my man should have shielded
@@hieuduong2213 only way to survive those thicc hitboxes. Probably should’ve up SMASHED after that... I’ll see my self out.
Chances of survival are down to single digits...
Really helps sell the impact
Ikr, I tried seeing per frames and didnt see any.
bro you made a master piece
*Im gonna need a full patreon animation of this, món.*
It’s always great when creators address the public opinion of their own characters like this
The moment he askd her to sit on him I knew that he wouldn't like the result... I wasn't wrong.
mhm mhm
Jack's father is in heaven with the angels
@KY5 [9th Main Account] your not funny
ruclips.net/video/cErgMJSgpv0/видео.html
I like to imagine that Lucia is secretly a MASSIVE tsundere and actually really likes Dave for some unforeseen reason.
I mean... They had a daughter so....
Heh she’s like Undyne, then.
@KY5 [9th Main Account] If there is a Hell, you just reserved yourself a spot
I’d like to think that Lucia wants to play with these huge monkey scarecrow balls
@@ArynWellspring Hey he put his coordinates in his channel banner
And that's how Satina was born
Ah yes. More lore to add to the "How is Dave a dad to a literal demon child" Story
I mean the size difference is really there and I am questioning how that would even work
It’s made even more obvious in this animation
@@SwordIord22 There are entire websites dedicated to that exact topic
Nah, i'm going with that she can shapeshift her form
Yepp
r/hol’up
The fact that "clean sanchez" is next to thicc and has a smiley face has me dying right now.
@@hannahdaigle8846 that is a great work around
I typed "dirty sanchez" on the internet
I want to fucking forget what I read
@@hannahdaigle8846 lol 😂😂😂😂
@@KonladVDragon I was about to search that up so thank you for saving my eyes
@@Starrii_Skies PTSD is a trifle compared to what i got after seeing it
That last part is every mans dream.
At least he got his wish. I hope he survived.
I love how Dave deletes his history as fast as he can
delete? he freakin obliterated it off screen xD that was me and my ex cougar, I swear!
i wanna be dave i aint finna lie
@@whoasked9889 the words of literally every dude here.. sucks it could never be like that where the chick's like twice your size. The man's always gotta be at least 6 feet, blond hair, blue eyes, and successful in every concievable way. Literally one woman I was with did the opposite.
Then all the sudden A-train appears
Thomas:full speed ahead omy GAD
At least Dave conquered that thicc mountain before dying a man's dream
Even the most impressive part is that he survived the thiccness, fucking madlad
@@rakiat8815 AND had a kid. He's living the dream
you guys worry me
Thicc mountain conquered him
the fact this is two years old, qnd im seeing it in my recommended is surprising
If Dave died and become a dragon-like demon dragon, Lucia would be madly in love with him.
1:11 Dave died in the most heroic way possible
*DEATH... BY SNU SNU!*
@@TooBadThatDidntKillMe A Warrior's Death. Salute his noble soul. o7
who said that dave died? Maybe she spared him ;)
@@Luwis1337 either that or his soul is deemed sinful, therefore Lucia's property, meaning she can immediately return him to the mortal realm like he lived
@@Luwis1337 while he may not have died, his pelvis is surely shattered.
"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."
"You know, when I left the house today I was thinking 'Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brians all over some fucking hallway.'"
Same me too.
@@cailleach8416 nice one.
Don't we all?
@@somerandolad yup.
My eyes need bleach, my little brother failed NNN, and my search history is ruined. All from one video.
When he was trying to delete his search history that just got me rolling on the floor
Lucia: “meaty posterior”
Dave: “For humans we call that a *fat cake* .”
😂
@Logan Roof wtf is wrong with you
@Logan Roof AYO STFU
@Logan Roof NO STFU
So true
The way he answered the big question…
NO HESITATION.
what a legend.
11 likes
nice
You deserve a sub for this
“Worth it” Greatest words in heaven
"It's a human thing."
We, humans have weird kinks.
Mostly men
@@whoreburguer 🤥
@@whoreburguer no
@@whoreburguer you CLEARLY don't know a thing or two about people.
@@whoreburguer No
“APPARENTLY we can’t even spell thicc either”
“That’s a counterintuitive way to compliment someone…”
That... was something they said, yes. Good to see you watched the video?
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth it’s just my favorite part XD
I mean, have you heard of the people that spell "thicc" as "thick"??
ruclips.net/video/cErgMJSgpv0/видео.html
Ah yes.
The mimic man.
The man who mimics words within RUclips videos.
Truly a unique breed
why did this look like a cursed steven universe episode XD jk but you draw the sweat in the same way which is funny
I need a backstory of how he made a kid with her
Human could have the most weird fetish and fantasy that is unimaginable beyond anything. You see that horror Eldritch abomination right there? Yeah, someone will do fck that...
Edit: Satan just call me and he is afraid seeing the reply section...
Hey, *tentacles*, man!
Well duh, if there's a hole there's a goal.
Thats the plot of Saya no uta
Yeah even the most weirdest could find the Giant Fetus from Resident Evil Village Sexy
Already fucked it, m8.
We're having brunch tomorrow
What a way to go
It's the best way to go out.
E
Savia que estarías aquí.
he’s in hell now, which means nothing has changed LOL
Madre mia Que haces aqui compañero? Ve a subir un video
I remember seeing this video a few years back, and since then, I forgot about it. Then I saw a meme compilation with an image from this as the thumbnail and clicked it because it seemed a little familiar. I went into the description and saw a link with the title "thumbnail sauce" (or something like that, idk). Once I had watched 5 seconds in or something I remembered.
Great, now thanks to my adventures with Superman, I can hear Lucian’s voice coming out of heatwave. Nice work dc
"my meaty posterior"
R34 artists: allow us to introduce ourselves
THE FLOOD GATES HAVE OPENED!!!
Pre- Satina baby making
Allow me to introduce myself
@@OmaruuDevOfficial lol
@@ImNeverProfit7517 No I'm serious I make that type of art but My body is not ready to draw this
Lucia: Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my, *Meaty Posterior*
Dave: what-
(Gets sent to the backrooms)
Banished to the backrooms by the backdoor
@@father_ork lmao that was genius
@@father_ork wow i actually chuckled at that one nice job
The speed he gets from this might hit the integrer limit and fly him up to heaven instead
Guy cliped through this reality by the backdoor DAYUM
1:12 has to be paused to see Lucia doing smth suspicious-
And that is how satina in born.
Dave trying to educate Lucia on the Internet is something I didn’t know I needed, but so, *so* glad I got.
Well, he is IT... It's thee thing he's good at.
Is that Miscon?
I've seen you before, but where
"Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my meaty posterior"
Well, yeah. Comparing the size of Lucia and Dave is like comparing a tower to an ant.
Yet somehow he was able to get her pregnant
@@RinAldrin WHAT-
More like a human and a cat.
@@kapiiie I mean they have a daughter so somehow he was able to get her pregnant
@@RinAldrin And I don’t think we'll learn how that even happened for a while.
this sounds like a Character AI script and yet it's still good
Dave to Satina: and there Honey. That is how I met your mother...
Dave: it was worth it
Lucia: “Besides, I’d easily crush their skulls with my meaty posterior.”
Me: “I see no issues here… Proceed.”
@Epic Gamer Alexander attention seekers, trolls ya know
@@caluscalus6533 the same ones looking for attention and likes. Do what I do and ignore them, they either try to attack your sexuality or just walk away.
@Logan Roof nope, i checked myself
@Logan Roof u look no older then 10 and is going to be deleting ur watch history so that ur mother doesn't look through it and ur dad doesn't grab the belt
Gory gory gory what a hell of a way to die
When fans were asking how exactly Satina was born, I never imagined Hannah would be THAT excited to answer that question
Well she could've shown badly-drawn artwork of Mr. Stork but the size of the blue balls on her viewers would be gigantic.
@@abloogywoogywoo 21 likes
nice
Do not support this demonic crap don't lust!
@@WolfyRed idk man, that looks like a lot more than just 21
@@rizmiesteruae7726 that was a reply to a reply
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand this is how Satina was born!
Embodiment of "Death by snu snu"
Forever love how fast Dave says "yeah" when she asks is she thicc. I mean he's not wrong
@Logan Roof Jesus will like to disagree with that statement by letting you meet Hitler
I mean hes tapped that sooooooo...... yeah he fuckin knows it.
@Logan Roof Wrong. Gingers cant go back to where we came from. We r not allowed back.
@Logan Roof your profile Pic saids it all...💀💀💀
@Logan Roof Your parents must be proud of you
Normal: Thicc
Gigachad: Meaty Posterior
ah yes meaty posterior
**laughs in gigachad**
ah yes, something new to add to my dictionary
Dave oh god are you ok
Dave: oh yeah living the dream ❤️
lmao the crushing at the end
That height difference……makes the conception of Satina ever more impressive
My boy dave is packing
Shrek
If there's a will there's a way
He used a ladder to get up
@@Moziah_G._Wolf dude probably just full on walked inside and started beating his meat...while spinning.
The fact the part at the end has like no frames of animation somehow makes it like 100 times funnier than it should be.
The sound at the end somehow made me laugh
I never noticed before, but, Dave's arm is sticking out from underneath Lucy's "Meaty Posterior", and, it doesn't seem like it's clenched in pain or Death. I think he's VERY much alive and happy under there!
seriously, we need an origin episode on how these two met.
You are right lad!
I think this IS the origin...
@@Childestroyer I don't think it is, it's just a short video.
@@pauljordan0203 tell me..how did they make the baby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Childestroyer well, considering that Lucia is a demon, and in her size, I've no idea how she managed.
Alt Title: "Demon Mommy learns that she is indeed *"THICC AF"*
(Also learns that human kinks make little sense.)
Where did that final quote go to?
@KY5 [9th Main Account] What I think about your comment: ruclips.net/video/ErpOTZGrq60/видео.html 👈
@KY5 [9th Main Account] just because u don’t get attention from ur parents doesn’t mean u have to get it from the internet how about u go outside or something anything but this
@KY5 [9th Main Account] also leave that poor kid alone why are u doxxing him like wtf is wrong with u get a life bro
@@copy-rightedname what kid? Sean is an adult??, aslo you can just report him for harassment
That got a real laugh out of me lol
This phrase still makes sense now with the new trailer we got
"dave and lucia have a political discussion."
Ah, yes the best kind of discussion
“With my meaty prosterier”
“What?”
Proceeds to squash every human
bro that's a win, yes please
@@fenison4430 yes
Yes mommy.
The best way to go out for sure
A fine way to die.
The end caught me off-guard dude😭😭😭😭
So this is what the audio is from
“What does it mean to be thicc”
Lucia: I don’t need sleep I need answers
classic
I haven't slept for 22 years trying to get to the bottom of this mystery
What is a polite way to put it?…
Ever heard of BBW‘s?
That would be You👉🏻
Ma’am
@@jakenorris41596 U got a different thing going boi
@@ayrfold7697
It’s called being nice,
Look it up!
“Hot? Of course, we are living in the thresh hold of hell.”
"Hell yeah baby" now it haves more sense than before.
nowadays, who doesn't
I feel like bro had the best day of his life at the end of the video
I died at the end 😂
“It’s a human thing.”
I’m more convinced we are related to Zeus. So, that’s pretty believable.
Agreed also awesome pfp!!
Lol
“It’s a human thing.”
’m more convinced we are related to Odin. So, that’s pretty believable.
To be honest that is right cause zeus was all about the women so it makes sense
So you wanna do it with any living thing?
“It’s a human thing ok?”
I’m glad he said this
but furries too-
@@lexgamerafton furries are humans
@@demroles6996 Not anymore
@@lexgamerafton i mean ur just putting ona costume that doesnt make u a completely different race
@@yuskay4025 Im sure the supposed intention of not anymore is how much they stray off their humanity, but what gives?
This leaves me with many questions.
The thing we can all relate too, you never want anyone to know your browser history.
Lucia: "Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my Meaty Posterior"
Dave: "What?"
Get Crushed
Dave: Thumbs up (Muffled)"Worth It"
Now we know how their kid was made
Best part ahaha
*Death by snu snu 2.0*
ruclips.net/video/cErgMJSgpv0/видео.html
I learn a new term today ty
*meanwhile in other tab*...
im scared
We don’t talk about other tab
Ayoooo… me too…
0:52
This is totally going in my "Miscellanious" folder.
Tabi insert my battle song
Ah, internet. You never cease to amaze me
we will watch your career with great interest
"It's a human thing."
*Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.*
I mean. It's what we all want. Even if we haven't realized it yet now excuse me as I delete my internet history..
never before have i seen two comments by the same person recommended to me back-on-back to eachother
@@raimundwarbasse6031 ive seen it a lot, its kinda funny
Join the club, we have jackets.
Admit it, ALL humans like meaty posteriors, even females do!
Dave: "You're thiccr than a giant bowl of oatmeal!"
Lucia: "Oh yeah?"
Dave: "I'd even ask you to sit on me!"
Lucia: "Wha?"
Dave: "Abort, abort, abort! I went too far!" *deleting internet history*
it's hilarious
Well, he got what he wanted.
Thanks, I watched the video, too.
@@theguywiththeoldds3896 that is how his daughter Satina, or her younger sibling was born. ruclips.net/video/A5RHu1lTv14/видео.html
I had a friend who asked me to delete his history, he then succumbed to the disease know as ligma.
The ending tho the ending 😂 I’m crying!!!!!