My Birds Laid Eggs...
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- Опубликовано: 8 дек 2023
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Ari and Tofu laid eggs. I am in shambles with the weight of responsibility and humanity I am now burdened with. Life and death are now a mere concept, what is reality. I love having birds so much oh they're just so great :D
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Two birds finding a secret place to start a family without their guardian’s consent feels like a Disney movie plot.
Ikr 😂😂
old disney movie plot*
@@lakitroll I agree very Golden Age Disney plot not modern day Disney plot
* cough cough * Rio * cough cough *
The opposite plot of Rio
Jaiden still not knowing Ari's gender to this day is so comedic to me
ari confirmed as transmasc
ari confirmed as intersex....or who knows tbh
ari is above gender
Ari is an inter galactic being with the power of 60 suns
Well after @6:20 _-unless Ari comes back with eggs one day-_ I guess we can figure he's a boy afterall (^～^;)ゞ
1:24 Jaden in an alternate timeline:
I H A V E I N F I N I T E B I R D S A N D T H E Y A L L H A T E E A C H O T H E R
lmao
She has infinite singular birds 🦜🦜🦜
how about you separate them
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As a cockatiel owner, I can say that birds are 30% birb, 70% tornado.
Well said
Very VERY true
Ari and Tofu: “We’re expecting!”
Jaiden: *panicked scream*
Another one DJ Khaled
Ari and Tofu: Just as we expected. XDXD
Lmao yes
There's an option giving it to the urban rescue ranch and It's great way for collaboration any way that shit is not happening
Oh yah congratulations for being potential grandma🎉🎉
Ari and tofus check list
Lay eggs ✅
Almost give mom a heart attack ✅
Question Aris gender ✅
other bird owners: "aww, that would be fun with more birds!"
jaiden: "if i get more birds, ill unlock alcoholism"
Imagine having 2 troublesome toddlers that never grow up, and then having (possibly) 8 babies that will turn into troublesome toddlers that never grow up
@@Kambyday Troublesome _flying_ toddlers.
@@blakksheep736who can get into even smaller spaces
@@blakksheep736 with knives
Yeah but there's an epidemic of irresponsibility in pet owners. Those bird owners would be wrong.
Okay, I am definitely not an expert on birds, but I think you can be proud of yourself. The fact that your girl was able to lay way more eggs than what is normal for their species without any issue, shows to me that she was given a very calm and safe environment where she felt relaxed enough to produce this many eggs relatively easily. I think she shows that you're a great bird mama. 😊
I learned that if they are infertile, as long as they arent cracked,they just petrify. So I have one of those old lady glass jars used for like candy, but instead I put my conure eggs in them. I keep the jar right next to my jars of feathers i collect from them.
They don't rot?
@@NepetasShippingWall1642 as long as the shell is fully in tact, conure eggs specifically are so small that they just petrify. Not a single one that I’ve kept has smelled.
If the shell is even slightly cracked when first laid, then it can grow mold or have other issues. But the person I learned it from had literally over 100 lovebird and conure eggs in a basket. And I have about 30 conure eggs now in a jar with zero issues
Fortune teller: "someone near you is gonna have a baby, and you will be very attached".
Jaden:"keeps eggs in freezer"
I mean, seems close enough
0_0
It is the most humane way to keep the eggs without them hatching so… she is attached to it someway (+ later she could let it warm up and let it hatch)
@@patrickbernardidefreitas402I hope you're joking, cuz I don't think it works like that.
Lol
Bring the eggs on tour
Woah crazy stumbling on you guys here randomly
BRING THE EGGS ON TOUR!!
There will always be a psycho, and eggs are fragile af so, _crack_
my god
I know what you did to that man game grumps
“ToFu I tHoUgHt YoU wErE jUsT a BaBy” got me on the ground 0:39
WHO ASKED + JAIDEN ANIMATIONS IS BORING AND DUMD CHILD + MY CONTENT IS BETTER
How is this 1 month ago and 388 likes with no replies..???????
To be honest, if this EVER happens again, you can always see if theres any snake owners nearby who'd like them for their egg eating snakes. Most egg-eaters can't eat chicken eggs because theyre too big, and small eggs are hard to come by for the younger baby snakes!!
In a rational way this a very good solution, but in a emotional way.... Given the baby eggs for a snake to eat is worse than boiling them🙃
I don't view it as a worse thing than boiling it. One is natural, it nourishes another. One is literally boiling them til theres nothing left and unless someone wants smol tiny boiled eggs, most end up in the garbage. Id rather a baby snake eat than it wasted :(@@gabi5665
@@gabi5665 Pet snakes need to eat too. What if the eggs weren't fertile? Would that still be worse than boiling them?
@@mollyclawson923they probably mean they couldn’t emotionally handle the thought of it, but not like they are SAYING necessary that these snakes deserve to starve
@@serenegenerally Fair, but saying it's WORSE than boiling is a lil weird
Hearing Jaiden call Ari a “full time bastard” will never not make me laugh.
This frame 0:13 seconds in sums up his shenanigans
If the eggs hatched, Ari’s descendants would be extremely chaotic lol
GOOD JOB ARI AND TOFU WOOOO LETS GOOOO
Mhm
Ayy berd wassup
ok
WE CAN CREATE MORE BERDS WOOOOOOOOOO
Me: wait tofu is a girl?
I wanted a bird all my life, tried it, ended up having to rehome Louie because I wasn't ready. Turns out what I needed was a nice male milk snake. Just keep a room warm, feed em twice a month, his vet bills aren't so bad, and for the love of all that is holy do not give them an opportunity to escape. If I had a nickel for every reptile my wife found hiding in the bottom of my underwear drawer, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that that's where they go
They're trying to evolve into trouser snakes.
Snakes just like to hide, usually in weird or inconvenient places. My brother's snake hid in a computer table. You know, the one with the tiny hole for the cables? I think he said it took 20 minutes to get him out
Jaiden is so real-
"And if my plate gets anymore full, I'll unlock alcoholism 🥃" 😂❤❤ 2:37
Why is ari drinking
@@user-ke7ki6mx2z lol, Ari has also unlocked alcoholism ig 😅🥴🤣
0:08
The myth of "consensual" egg laying
Ari:"I consent"
Tofu:"I consent"
Jaiden:"I DON'T!"
Isn't there someboy you forgot to ask?
I was about to make the same joke 😂
lmao this sounds like a bird infomercial
GOT THE REFERENCE KJSDFHSKFSG
don't you just wish they had protection?
@@error_606_explain
I can’t believe we witnessed jaiden growing up so fast, first a college student now a grandmother
yo is there like something ? @@sheldonbautista1103
how??!!??? @@sheldonbautista1103
Hello vault boy!
i luv ur pfp
me when i dont watch the video
Forune tellers: "You will have three children."
Ari and Tofu: *cutely agrees*
As someone who tended to a gloster canary, I couldn't agree more with how birds make cute but tedious pets. Birds are lovely creatures, they really add to the atmosphere in the house and I miss my birb, r.i.p. But heaven knows how disturbed my parents were of the *smell*. They make good companions but the high monk that teached me to be patient human... was a bird.
Ari: I consent.
Tofu: I consent.
Jaiden: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
Literally the first thing that came to my mind lmao
oh this was in my brain IMMEDIATELY
Tofu: Egg
LMAO YES
Fr tho-
the fortune tellers saying jaiden would have 3 kids is suddenly making a lot more sense.
bAHAHAHA
The prophecy!
I was thinking the same
She changed the time line
Where is TVA on this
😂
The PrOhEcY
lol
my family lost our bird to her not being able to handle laying eggs, we didn't find out until it was too late but she became a lot more affectionate before she died and it only made her dying even more painful since she started cuddling up to me when id be downstairs and it became really nice to have a little companion during my day. she was also friends with our bunny, she hang out in his cage with him sometimes. im glad tofu was okay, i wouldnt wish that kind of thing on anyone
Ari: i consent
Tofu: i consent
Jaiden: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
If you go back and watch Ari's first birthday there's a great segment that goes along the lines of " I don't know Ari's gender the only way to really know is a DNA test unless it's too late and you already have eggs everywhere"
LOL
Haha
FORESHADOWING?!??!!!??!1!!!??11
if you think foreshadowing is only in shows or games, think again
@@waffledonpancakes Jaiden foreshadows her own foreshadowing.
As a bird owner I can confirm that having one is like having a permanent toddler that also happens to be a flying dinosaur gremlin of chaos.
A toddler with a knife
'bird' 'flying dinosaur' 'gremlin of chaos' why did you just say bird three times
Flying dinosaur gremlin is my new favorite discriptor.
not a bird owner but a vet med student and someone with a passion for animals, i can confirm
if you want chaos, you get a bird (or a hyperactive chihuahua, i can promise it's the same thing)
With a can opener for a face.
“And if my plate gets any more full, I’ll unlock alcoholism.” Best thing I’ve heard all day
I laughed my ass off when she said that tofu now was trying to be a mother for 8 balls of plastic 😂
I love how Jaiden’s plan a and b was just her exponentially growing her number of birds. that’s the most bird owner thing I’ve ever heard.
Agree
Agree
Did you know that cats can be gay lesbian or bisexual :3
mitosis
@@Freckle_McMurray They’re animals. I highly doubt they can be lesbian or gay
When the psychists read your future, they must've accidentally read Ari's and tofu's fiture as well, because they are the ones getting 3 kids
*she knew...*
Holy shit, it's all connected.
OH MY GOD you're right!
Didn't more than one of them mention 3 kids
Well, it's 8 kids first of all and second it's no kids. Also are those birds gonna live till 80???
i’m proud of you for having a infinite loop
5:00
I love how she says "A litto lady :3"
Jaiden keeping her birds first eggs in the Freeze gives the same vibes of parents who keep their kids baby teeth when they fall out xD
real, it is the thin line betweem weird and uncanny
I thought this was going to be a baby in the freezer joke 😭
I keep my own baby teeth XD
na that was when jaiden’s mom was keeping all ari’s dropped feathers in a baggie
I was at a friends house and found them😭💀😭
As a former bird parent, you did everything right! The fake eggs are the perfect way to prevent babies while also keeping tofu happy.
I'm just curious, wouldn't they be confused if the eggs aren't hatching? (I Don't know, but I would like a bird.
@kitsuneWC nope! After a while, the females hormones will go back to normal and she will just lose interest in the eggs altogether, which is a good time to take the fake eggs away. I had a female dove who I let sit on her eggs because they weren't fertile and after a while she just went right back to her normal self
@@kitsuneWC Not really, most of the time eggs that are laid are unfertilized ones, so if they don't hatch the bird will just carry on and assume that those eggs don't have babies in em. And really, these eggs could in fact be baby-less, as Jaiden still does not know if Ari is actually male
Based on what jaiden say if the egg didnt hatch for so long the bird will forget about the egg
@@SawyerPtl ah thanks for telling:)
Pigeons actually make surprisingly good pets. They're pretty chill.
Jaiden: We can't be spending money on the vet. Also Jaiden: Buys billions of anime things when she goes to Japan and maxes out her credit card
I’m imagining Ari as a father, and immediately picture Ari trying to teach his children how to sing and then creating more tone deaf birds
A choir of them
I picture ari as a dad teaching his kids mischief, just making 8 little gremlins to cause havoc
ari would be the dad at the kid's soccer games who is always screaming at the ref
🔥
A Glorious chaotic choir
"It was really important that they got along."
*It seems like they got along quite well*
😂
POKEMON
💀
The neighbors must heard some chirps a lot of them💀
didnt ask + my animations are better lol (MAKING FUN OF BOTS)
As a bird owner myself I totally understand what you went through and even thought this whole peocess over BEFORE obtaining my bird and this has been so much fun to toggle and knowing what i know how i am okay to move forward.
Psychics: "You are going to have 3 kids..."
Jaiden: "Nah, that's not gonna happen."
Tofu: *lays 3 eggs*
don't forget the part when one of the psychic says that she's gonna get attached to one of her friend's kids, and then jaiden not throwing away and keeping the fridged bird eggs
Jaiden choosing to use kitchen cryostasis to deal with the eggs definitely feels the most humane.
Most definitely because the other two options were…ummmm….a BIG NOPE!!! 😐. Especially the boiling the eggs part 😨
I mean there's nothing more than a couple of bird cells loosely clumped together in there, it takes a few days before the blood vessel network in the egg even grows (the blood vessels aren't part of the bird, it just moves nutrients from the egg white to the fetus during growth). Eggs that you buy from the store might well be as developed as those eggs were, assuming she got to them within a couple of days.
For chicken eggs, it's about 48 hours of an egg being sat on before you don't reall wanna crack it open to eat, that's the time it takes before the blood vessels even start developing.
@@patrickhectoryeah, she should have tried to use the flashlight method to check to see if there was any growth (and if there was she could let someone like a friend or a professional care for the hatchlings/fledglings afterwards.
It's not like they're living things yet, and especially in the case that they weren't even fertilized, it's literally just reproductive waste and no different from the eggs at the grocery store. People who also have egg-eating pets usually just feed the unwanted eggs to them.
Feel like it would taste good
Okay today I learned that birds are a LOT smarter than I thought before. The fact that Ari and Tofu made a secret nest and chewed through the dresser is nuts. I have underestimated them.
Seriously, they even made sure they weren't in the secret nest whenever Jaiden came into the room, goddamn
Never underestimate birb
Parrots and parakeets, which include conures, are way smarter then people give them credit for.
Look into crows and corvids in general. Them birds are scary smart.
didnt ask + my animations are better lol (MAKING FUN OF BOTS)
Yo that physic was right about the three children.
As someone who used to own an African Ringneck bird i face stuff like this a lot but now my birds dead and i named my bird Blue like the dinosaur from Jurrasic World 2016 to 2021
Is this why Ari is fascinated by drawers? Ari has been planning this for years! 😁
Ah yes. He's been playing the long con, the lil gremlin
Ah been playing the long game
He really was the mastermind all along!!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
I like to imagine Jaiden's guests not having context watching Jaiden go to the freezer and suddenly hear "Hello, Tofu eggs"
*Opens freezer*
oh hello tofu eggs
*closes freezer*
then just another random clip
I'm no simp...
But...
I would just assume that Jaiden has tofu eggs that have to be kept frozen until cooked.
😂
@@sooder_fan1630 no buts
This is where candle lighting the eggs comes to mind. Simply put a bright light source under the eggs in a dark room, you will be able to see inside the eggs
9:22
*Jaiden casualy smashing up Tofu's probable first children infront of him.*
Tofu: *Total shock and sadness that she cant do anything about Jaiden smashing da eggs.*
Remember when all those spirit mediums said that Jaiden would have three kids?
That's called foreshadowing, friends.
yeah its always forshadowing what they manage no one sayd human kids
OMG SHE NEEDS TO SEE THIS COMMENT
Someone already made the same comment (I checked the dates)
Right
If you count up all her pets (Tofu, Ari, and Tostada) as kids, she does have three kids
I worked at a nature center that had two dove couples that laid eggs on the regular, we also had multiple monitor lizards who’s favorite food is eggs, so we had an easy solution there
I cant really tell if i wanna be sad, or think that this is a good solution to an infinite food source
Nature is beautiful 🎉
We did the same. I grew up on a farm and if we had too many eggs or they were gross (the hens would track in mud if it was rainy) we'd give them to the pigs or the dogs-especially if one of the dogs was sick. Sometimes we'd even give them back to the ladies, but the eggs have to be taken out of egg form first so the gals don't start eating their own eggs.
"Sometimes my genius is almost frightening..."
i mean, infinite food is impossible, because all energy in the world is recycled; energy cannot be created or destroyed@@guynamecheese
Yay! :D lizard gets some free food
The funniest thing to me is they made the drawer burrow, yet still managed to fail by laying on top of the chest of drawers instead. WHY'D THEY MAKE THE BURROW THEN!? Could Tofu not make it to the nest in time when it _was time?_
2:41 it’s funny to imagine Jaiden just flat out drunk at a bar, and someone asks “are you okay? What made you do this?” And then she just looks them dead in the eye and says “my birds)
Congratulations jaiden on having grandchildren 🎉
@@MrDJ2007happy New Years
@@MrDJ2007 I’m no sun to you
Wooooooooo
@@MrDJ2007it’s pathetic how I see you almost everywhere.
Yay!
i love how everyone is congratulating you on being a grandparent 💀💀
Imagine ari is a female and the eggs end up being non fertile 💀
Proof?
didnt ask + my animations are better lol (MAKING FUN OF BOTS)
Oh wow
Killing those eggs really makes her a grandmother??
You got Tofu so long ago. October 2019... such a nostalgic time for me 🧡🧡🧡🧡
2:41
NOT ARI CHUGGING THE BOTTLE 💀
As a bird mom I can say everything Jaiden is saying is 1000% true. Birds aren’t just a pet, they’re a whole lifestyle XD And can easily overwhelm someone if they’re not wholeheartedly committed to caring for them.
I have a bird and yeah they're basically toddlers, they need to be smart to fly and avoid trees but they only are smart when you're not around, so when you're watching em they ram their head I to the wall and sneeze, but you turn their back and now they built a mansion inside MY HOUSE which she is not paying rent for and is now renovating without landlord permission, what the hell Blizard. I love her to death but don't expect a pet, they're closer to a child.
ive had friends with birds and have guinea pigs and i firmly believe taking care of any pet right that isnt a dog or cat (even dogs or cats sometimes, just especially "exotic" pets) isn't for anyone, especially not everyone who wants to be owners to whatever animal
i assume you need an INTENSE hyperfixation and love for them to be dedicated enough to handle them
You really are a bird mom. You have suffered all the agony of parenthood.
So birds are like cats. Shredding, shitin and doing what they want but showing enough affection so you don’t want to get rid of them
Thank goodness they were laid in a visible location. Imagine Jaiden's face of terror if she heard chirping from inside the secret draw-nest
She opens the drawer and there's a horrid little creature inside
Or if they were infertile, them rotting in the hidden nest
DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🪩
DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🪩
Ikr
聴きやすいし絵で状況が分かりやすいからヒアリングの勉強になる
YAYYYY the story's are back I've missed u I love you sm ❤
Bird Dad here! Ive raised baby birds since ive been 8 years old and i can confirm what you did was for the Best! Baby birds are SO time consuming and theyre so fragile. If youre REALLY curious to see if the eggs had babies in them put a flashlight against the egg! If you see veins and a nucleus it has a baby inside!
@@OFFICERJIMMYUTTP what?
@@imtoosleepydawgbots :/
@@imtoosleepydawgit’s just a bot ignore it
@@FM-ny6cnno he's just a parentless child
Trans bird
As a bird nerd tm, thank you so much for not trying to raise those eggs! The amount of birds with serious health issues or premature deaths I've seen simply because they were raised by underqualified individuals is crazy. Choosing to not allow those eggs to hatch is extremely responsible.|
For future reference and those who may be going through similar, please do choose to either smash or boil the eggs. Frozen eggs can actually still develop, rarely but possibly, when unfrozen!
"Bird Nerd ™" 🤣🤣 My sides hurt.
As a bird nerd do you think you would be able to tell me what is the word?
@@deadshot1995 LoL
@@deadshot1995 the bird is the word
How.... would they develop? idk about conures but eggs tend to crack when frozen due to water expansion. Like it's not even about whether fertilization can survive freezing or not anymore-unless these birds can defy physics, there's no way those would hatch.
The background zelda music is so comforting
The outset island theme song at the start is awsome,And I love your birds ❤😊
I love the fact that people are congratulating you on being a grandma without even watching the video.
lmao ikr those eggs long past dead🤣🤣
@@JaysJinxedmy guniea pig made me a grandmother without my consent
those eggs may not even be fertilized cause it would require a male to inseminate the eggs
DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🪩
DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜🪩
Hey Jaiden! I’m a birb mom like you! I have 4 birds and have hatched/raised various clutches. I have some advice ! Since it’s tofu’s first clutch more than likely they’re duds! I also recommend you have your own fake eggs for the next time it happens. ( mine usually lay eggs twice a year) Each time they lay them quickly switch them out that way they don’t grow. If you have any suspicions of a baby bird in the egg you can candle the eggs. That way you can see if they’re a dud or they have life. For tofu when she starts laying get her cuttle bones and mineral blocks. This will keep her calcium up.
Hope this helps!
If you have non duds?
@@krissssssss5401 Well, you could have 4 options (despite what Jaiden was reccomended)
1. Smash em
2. Freeze em
3. Boil em
4. Sell/Adopt em out!
@@krissssssss5401that's what the candle's for I assume. To see through the thin eggshell and look for formations
@@krissssssss5401 find an animal shelter or professional bird handler for help raising the baby birds and adopt them out if you aren't gonna "abort" them.
@@Lucky_DaggerAbirdtion (bdum tsk)
Theyre adorable but random fact, Hybrid birds are prone to sickness. They don’t survive as long as pure bred. Mine was a green cheek and crimson mix and she wasn’t able to absorb nutrition as well.
The difference between jaidens old videos and new ones is crazy the animation is so much rounder and faster and more detailed
Having a parrot as a pet is like raising a loud toddler for 10-80 years straight.
Oh crap
How didn't i realize how old birds can actually get
From what i know parrots are actually around as smart as toddlers
Im thinking about a pet bird, surely it cant be that hard to raise one right?
.....
Right?........
Correct!!!
@@caseyclement9548 Bigger parrots like African greys can even have the intelligence of a 5 year old.
As a fellow bird owner. Yes. I've talked more people out of birds as pets than I ever thought I would. Have also taken in more birds than I ever thought id have to.
So that's your plan, is it? Turn as many people away from birds as possible so you can have them all to yourself... you monster!
This is far-fetched but if i ever got more money than I knew what to do with I would 1000000% get and spoil an owl
@@hisokacranel7268 honestly, same
Majestic, strong and big predators that (if raised correctly) can also be loyal friends
Hell yeah
@@unicornPOW1219I never have the pet before as a boy and I desire to want one, either I want a Dog or Cat.
Having just one bird preferably a budgie/parakeet isn’t bad they don’t have very messy poop compared to a parrot and if you get them as a baby they tend to be more friendly and easier to bond with, they also have cuter noises than a parrot but you don’t get to pet them like a parrot but it does depends on the bird, also if they bite you it won’t hurt as bad as a parrot they are needy but not as needy as a parrot if they are annoying you can just throw a blanket over their cage and if that quiet them down place them in a bedroom while watching t.v
THAT LITTLE “bye bye~” AT THE END WAS SO CUTE!!! OMGGGGG
This video reminds me when our buggie laid eggs.
I was like 4 when DC10 laid them. It was around Easter so my mom thought i places mini eggs in her cage (which is something I absolutely would’ve done). Despite my protest that I didn’t, my mom didn’t believe me till she broke one by accident.
The whole “as soon as someone questions me I turned into a massive hater” and “if you’re a good bird owner, you probably agree” is too accurate. Parrots are a lot of work, they’re amazing and they make really good pets if you can look after them properly, but if you can’t they’re your worst nightmare.
Totally! Tropical birds as a whole are terrible pets (in part because of their needs but mainly because you’ve gotta be rich to satisfy most of those needs), so if you want a prt bird? Get a pigeon! Or a chicken! Or finches! They’re not hyperdestructive, they don’t need hundreds of their kind to stay sane for their whole lives, and they don’t start hurting themselves if they see you interacting with anyone other than them!
We would still have a bunch of ducks if they weren’t considered farm animals, which apparently isn’t allowed in the house in specific towns
My friend has a bird, on top of 15 other animals. I have no idea how he manages.
i have a baby cockatiel and hes not to bad tbh
Right??? I love them and birds do bring a lot of joy, but you need a big effort to keep them alive and healthy
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at your grandma crisis, congratulations on 8 eggs!!
"8 eggs"
*looks condescendingly at all her fortunetellers*
The way to check if the egg is fertalised:
1.Let your bird lay then for some time untill the fetus forms, which depends on species of the bird(about a week)
2.Swap with fake eggs.
3.Check the non fake eggs under a strong flashlight(if the shell is chicken-egg thin a phone flashlight will do)
4.If it glows yellow it's not fertilised, if it glows red it's alive.
Sorry not sorry for any spelling mistakes.
When it doubt get a birbortion
@@heyo80that’s literally what the methods were giving lmao
Mucha razón eh
Totally reminds me of my birds lol. They chewed the paint off my wall!!!! Got a nice patch of no paint on my wall lol! Also my one girl started laying when she got old enough and heard my sister's bird chirping down the hall lol!
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-Мы в шкафу прячемся!
Lucky for Jaiden that they laid the eggs on top of the drawer instead of in the “nest”. If Ari’s a boy she probably wouldn’t have known they existed until she started hearing more that 2 birds 😂.
That actually made me wonder if those really are the first egg Tofu has laid. From what I heard, it is relatively common that chickens will eat the unfertilized eggs they lay to get back the calcium they lost by laying it, so it could be possible that Tofu has laid eggs in the drawer, but ate them because they were never fertilized
@@billionai4871 This is vastly more common in chickens and somewhat rare in parrots (or at least "domestic" ones). I can't say why that is, but basically everyone I know who has ever owned chickens has had that experience, meanwhile I have never heard a first-hand account of that regarding parrots despite being in dozens of parrot groups online. Typically, parrots (again, at least domestic) will sit on the eggs for X time and then just fully abandon them, leaving them to rot. I knew someone whose bird laid eggs under their bed and they only realised when they started to smell a bad odour.
Maybe it's an instinct that has been lost, but I still haven't heard of it ever happening.
OR started smelling rotten eggs lmao
For smaller eggs, you can use your phone's flashlight to check if an egg is fertilized or not. Just put the egg on the light. Hope this helps! 😀
@@OFFICERJIMMYUTTP uh...
is this actual advice or is that too hot for the potential birds?
Edit: thanks for the response
@@OFFICERJIMMYUTTP LIAR!
@@Milkyway_is_too_far_to_reachit's a bot don't mind it
phone flashlights don't generate enough heat for that to happen @@florian4012
The three kids from the fortune teller association😳
this makes me feel bad about the time i literally exploded four bird eggs by barely touching them with my foot 😢
Got to love the number of people congratulating you on the baby birds who didn't watch the whole video first.
Still is cute.
Nah even so!
didnt ask + my animations are better lol (MAKING FUN OF BOTS)
jaiden steals my animations for moolah and has made millions off my hard work
Very funny - grats on the frozen embryos Jaiden!
As a Conure owner, this was, without a doubt the GREATEST 12 minutes of my internet year. I LOVE Jayden's bird animation, but that was a 12 minutes treat.
I ALSO HAVE AN CONURE! i have a mean ass sun conure but i love him to death
The Ari is a variation of green cheek conure yes? I’ve been looking into getting one in a few years and stories like these help me get a better grasp of their personalities
I have a cockatiel (pfp) and I loved this video. The part about becoming an absolute bird hater as soon as anyone says they want a bird is the most relatable thing I have heard in my life. I also love watching videos like this where the person is actually very knowledgeable about birds. It's so refreshing after knowing so many people who just get a bird, throw it in a cage in the corner and don't care.
As someone who raised baby birds because my birds had babies like... Oh my 6 years ago, great and all but it is difficult.
i got some of my absolutely best memories with them but after my bird Jeuwl had passed (she lived for almost 5 years, she's a parakeet and their lifespans are 4-8) i was done, nope, no more, i still have a few from before but none that i hatched (3)
I can't have that same bond as before, birds are the absolute worst because they hate everyone (but i still love them) and I'm soon going to give them to a new home where they can get the love they deserve and someone else can have that love that i used to have.
MAN I MISS JUEWL.
God, imagine just... not having to go through one's monthly cycle provided your enviroment doesn't contain a crib.
Never thought I'd be jealous of bird biology past the wings but here we are lol
8:22 “Tofu is now trying to be a mother to 8 balls of plastic.” You make me laugh so much!
Same 😂
It was the unsynchronized eye blinks in that scene that did it for me! 😆🤣🤣
@@mattpluzhnikov519 same!!
Yup
My fav part of the vid😂
Egg laying dangers are definitely no joke. I actually lost my bearded dragon after she laid 14 eggs after years of thinking she was a male. I tried to replenish her calcium and vitamins but sadly still lost her 😢 still haven’t allowed myself to get another lizard bc of the guilt of not being able to take care of her.
I’m so sorry for your loss. It was an honest mistake and it sounds like you did everything you could to care for her and make sure that wouldn’t happen. It you ever do get another lizard I’m sure you will make a wonderful parent, despite the guilt you may feel I’m sure she doesn’t blame you wherever she is now. Rest in peace 💗
I am so sorry, I know im just some random on the internet but you did everything you could for your lizard and she was lucky to have you.
Man, thats rough sorry for your loss.
It was the cycle of life
Don't blame yourself
That's simply the course nature takes sometimes. Don't think it was your fault or carelessness that caused it to happen. She died doing what she was always made to do, what came natural to her.
"Achievement unlocked: Alcoholism" You have to reach level 21 for that!
Jaiden: (seals eggs)
Tofu:what the fu- my eggs!
At this point I think it's a good idea to get Ari's gender checked. It would at least be good to know if any future eggs have a chance of hatching so you can know the risks in the future
It is as easy as to see if the eggs are fertile, if they are, Ari is clearly the father
I don't think it matters either way since she steralise them anyways.
Well black feet,"gut feeling",plus didn't Hatch any eggs,he probably fertilaised them
I just realized how much stress Jaiden could have saved herself if she had known Ari was female or not.
I think she said in the Ari's first birthday video six years ago that she didn't actually know Ari's gender. That's sure come back to bite her now.
Same since I didn't know if my birds were female or not but they had multiple eggs so one must be male, except we found out they're were BOTH females,the question is how did my two lesbian birds got each other pregnant?
(They were both the same birds like Jaiden's but like bigger and white while the other one is gray and white)
@@ClussyPomnithey didn’t.
Female birds can just lay eggs on their own, the males whole job is the fertilize them.
Same goes for humans, which is what periods are.
@@GabrielWard-yu6sk But my eggs hatched,how is that possible if both were female?
@@ClussyPomniwell, obviously you're the owner of two mother marys! /j
My bird laid eggs and i gave them away to a proffesional. They hatched and now I have 6 birds + 2 that laid the eggs
dang, the fortune teller was off by a whole five children, absolutely wild
I really respect how responsible a pet owner you are. I feel that so many people get pets and are very much not cut out to own one and end up not properly taking care of them.
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CAN I GIVE YOU AN EGGIN THIS TRYING TIMES
Bro these bots lmao
These bots I swear to god
Fortune tellers: you will have 3 kids, and someone close to you will have a child and you’ll become very attached
Jaiden: that won’t happen
*3 eggs show up from her birds who she loves and cares about and Jaiden keeps them in her freezer because “they just feel kinda special”*
I don't think that counts
@@stupid677 counts to me.
@@stupid677Counts to me.
How about breedjects?
@@tlst94 ? Sorry?
I love this channel so much the art is a Chef's kiss
2:40 "i'll unlock alcoholism" had me dying
Going so far to have a secret room?
Honestly… that’s a pretty wholesome relationship for Ari and Tofu.
Good job Ari and tofu on the kids
"... i'll unlock... alcoholism" my new favorite quote