How To Make Someone Fall In Love With You

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  • Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024

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  • @amritkunwar22
    @amritkunwar22 4 года назад +2868

    I came here to make a girl fall in love with me but now I've become a historian. Thank you Thoughty2.

  • @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802
    @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 4 года назад +1145

    Its quite simple:
    Be a protagonist in a Netflix teen romcom, no matter how manipulative, sociopathic, plain or unsympathetic you are.

    • @coraliemalaika
      @coraliemalaika 4 года назад +18

      Yup, you'll bag everyone that way!

    • @daviedood2503
      @daviedood2503 3 года назад +2

      Twisted on ABC worked pretty good. Awesome show. With avan jogia. 😂

    • @yue.3910
      @yue.3910 3 года назад +1

      true

  • @DREKflow
    @DREKflow 4 года назад +3679

    Don't do that...
    Don't give me hope
    Edit: thank you for 3k likes I love you all

    • @Sanguiris
      @Sanguiris 4 года назад +135

      Too real man, too real

    • @MrSnoozo
      @MrSnoozo 4 года назад +25

      "You cannot kill hope" To quote Varok Saurfang ;)

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK 4 года назад +39

      Just focus on yourself and stop chasing women. Simple as that.

    • @SneedBass
      @SneedBass 4 года назад +4

      I hope this is just a funny ironic comment, but you know context and the such.

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK 4 года назад +35

      @McZidanne Looks like you didn't get what I was trying to say. My message was for people that chase women all the time, while their life is shit. I'm 21, single, and after many years of chasing women I realized that life is not all about getting a woman and getting married. I started to focus at finding myself and to start to learn new skills that will become useful in the near future.

  • @imlikeheroin2
    @imlikeheroin2 4 года назад +1111

    "Committing suicide may not sell the idea of being in love..."
    Shakespeare: Bet. 😏

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 4 года назад +37

      Shakespeare: "Instructions unclear, now I'm father of romance."

    • @Synnystershy
      @Synnystershy 2 года назад +4

      Shakespeare just declared war on love.

  • @zoomermcboomer4771
    @zoomermcboomer4771 3 года назад +345

    If embarrassing yourself makes you attractive then I am the most attractive guy in the world.

    • @YeetBoy350
      @YeetBoy350 3 года назад +8

      My new religion right there

    • @AntonioBrandao
      @AntonioBrandao 3 года назад +4

      It’s how you react to embarrassment that matters. If you’re truly, truly not ashamed, you look great.

    • @ftferlo8868
      @ftferlo8868 3 года назад +6

      Ladies ladies calm down one at a time

    • @grizzlyaddams3606
      @grizzlyaddams3606 3 года назад

      Tiny mushrooms are soooo cute!0)))

    • @Freddricks_Corner
      @Freddricks_Corner 3 года назад

      Me too

  • @meddi4709
    @meddi4709 4 года назад +1356

    “purposefully embarrass yourself on the first date” trust me buddy i don’t have so do it on purpose
    edit: my bols is hot

    • @valendir1
      @valendir1 4 года назад +17

      Lmao, true

    • @Ron4885
      @Ron4885 4 года назад +12

      lol Jamess. Me too.

    • @ramenyoun501
      @ramenyoun501 4 года назад +1

      Not liking so it can stay at 369*

    • @prernabara9192
      @prernabara9192 4 года назад

      So here are attractive guys.

    • @topethermohenes7658
      @topethermohenes7658 4 года назад +12

      The hard part is to STOP embarrassing myself😂

  • @hedayetulislamhimel
    @hedayetulislamhimel 4 года назад +1846

    I got really excited when he said," and definitely have large breasts" . Then he said I have to be a woman 😢

  • @marksilla8276
    @marksilla8276 4 года назад +1214

    Crush: I don't know why but I've been thinking about you lately
    Me lately:

    • @roncharlesnicholson7106
      @roncharlesnicholson7106 4 года назад +18

      Hahahaha good one!

    • @Tryckert
      @Tryckert 4 года назад +29

      Crevetta Shrek is love. Shrek is life

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell 4 года назад +19

      Go for the back rub. Shirt gets in the way, break out the oil, bra gets in the way....the rest is history. Works every time.

    • @gloomyfhae432
      @gloomyfhae432 4 года назад +3

      @@p_campbell no shit. really?

    • @Aquadood23
      @Aquadood23 4 года назад +3

      @@Tryckert except shrek the third. That movie doesn't exist

  • @ant6354
    @ant6354 4 года назад +159

    “Especially if your usual self is a sack of shit” I’m crying 😂

  • @invisibleman4827
    @invisibleman4827 3 года назад +96

    The worst combination is being scared of getting hurt AND lack of self confidence, because then you get nothing. Absolutely nothing.

    • @viking7142
      @viking7142 3 года назад +5

      No, the worst combination is having being abused as a child plus having the skin condition called vitiligo. Life on a hell mode ftw

    • @ethitlan
      @ethitlan 3 года назад +3

      Welp, that's me.

    • @invisibleman4827
      @invisibleman4827 3 года назад +1

      @@viking7142 Yeah, that's pretty bad, man.

    • @killerdinamo08
      @killerdinamo08 2 года назад +1

      Come on, stop being so negative... It all matters on the other person as well 😉.

    • @arrrragon2996
      @arrrragon2996 Год назад

      @@viking7142 If ur talking about urself, im sorry for u. However, in my opinion, vitiligo if used correctly and with a good enough attitude can actually be perceived as hot these days cuz of all the change and weird stuff going on making everything normal or interesting

  • @SwGuru
    @SwGuru 4 года назад +317

    "Falling in love that is, not suicide"
    'Puts the gun down'
    I'm glad you cleared that up

    • @Ella.46667
      @Ella.46667 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂LMAO

  • @tylermcflyer3061
    @tylermcflyer3061 4 года назад +1656

    Thoughty2: “however there are some benefits”
    Person: *slowly turns to knife*
    Thoughty2: “love not suicide!”

    • @Joshua-no3vh
      @Joshua-no3vh 4 года назад +40

      *Looks at noose longingly* perhaps next time old friend

    • @blursedd
      @blursedd 4 года назад +34

      *puts gun back in the closet*

    • @lukester868
      @lukester868 4 года назад +20

      Its the answer they say. *5 minutes pass* "Love, not suicide"

    • @ambrosea295
      @ambrosea295 4 года назад +6

      Lmfaooo

    • @theitalianstallion973
      @theitalianstallion973 4 года назад +2

      *takes shotgun out of mouth*

  • @hughmungas2311
    @hughmungas2311 4 года назад +584

    ah yes 5 years later of searching "how to ask out my crush" we are back to this

    • @thijsjong
      @thijsjong 4 года назад +42

      Step one: ask out your crush
      Step two: crying at the discotheque.

    • @1SmokedTurkey1
      @1SmokedTurkey1 4 года назад +7

      Ask
      Be chill if she says no
      Your true colors will show
      If they choose you they're right for you
      If not you weren't for each other

    • @markmolino6091
      @markmolino6091 4 года назад +3

      @@thijsjong ,Step Two is get rejected then starts to cry

    • @velxus
      @velxus 4 года назад +4

      Xeno Phon As the saying goes “If I had a dollar for every time I have been rejected, I wouldn’t be rejected”

    • @maniya6830
      @maniya6830 4 года назад +1

      Hugh mungus is the sexist man alive. He can seduce even the biggest of mammals!!!

  • @protocol-11359
    @protocol-11359 4 года назад +166

    girl: "let's have a staring contest!"
    me: "it's show time"

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 3 года назад +4

      girl: "AHHH MY EYES"

    • @trueredpanda1538
      @trueredpanda1538 2 года назад

      I win this, sleep with eyes open!🤣

  • @g.o.a.t5975
    @g.o.a.t5975 4 года назад +130

    "Become a musician"
    Me playing piano and guitar for almost a 10 years ; 🤔

    • @bekaeast7346
      @bekaeast7346 3 года назад +3

      Can confirm that’s attractive, time to start reevaluating other avenues

    • @2011littlejohn1
      @2011littlejohn1 3 года назад +5

      The trick is to get on the stage and also make eye contact whilst playing something. I remember playing Hoochie Coochie man by Muddy Waters which has the the line ''I wanna mess with you.'' and when I got to that line I looked straight into her eyes. it worked.

    • @daniellestevens2068
      @daniellestevens2068 3 года назад +1

      This works

    • @efektyve2035
      @efektyve2035 3 года назад +3

      I hAvE bEeN pLaYiNg pIaNo AnD gUiTaR fOr TeN yEaRs...

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 3 года назад +3

      Ariel Castro played the guitar but he got girls by abducting them.

  • @theyoofee
    @theyoofee 4 года назад +478

    thoughty2: have extremely large breasts.
    me: well well well, time to *shine*
    Thoughty2: this one is definitely if ur female
    also me: *looks of disappointment*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2707

    All jokes aside, his mustache probably attracts a lot of women. He's got it well groomed and stuff.

    • @theace8502
      @theace8502 4 года назад +146

      By God, you and all your clones or whatever the crap are everywhere. I'll find everyone of your comments, I swear if it's the last thing I do.

    • @wanabiakihiko1449
      @wanabiakihiko1449 4 года назад +89

      *clears throat* THIS DUDE IS IN EVERY DAMN VIDEO I WATCH!!!

    • @jaibadon3842
      @jaibadon3842 4 года назад +9

      hi lol

    • @marclenraymagdaraog691
      @marclenraymagdaraog691 4 года назад +40

      Ahh the legend has spoken once more... this video is now blessed.!

    • @LaverniusTucker2410
      @LaverniusTucker2410 4 года назад +59

      Sounds like something a guy without a mustache would say.... oh.

  • @greengreen110
    @greengreen110 4 года назад +1116

    4:38
    39% of lovers meet online
    27% at bars
    20% friends
    11% at work
    9% in education
    and 7% in Alabama

    • @holo6883
      @holo6883 4 года назад +62

      r/HolUp

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 4 года назад +35

      @@holo6883 r/ihavereddit

    • @jessicaaprilshepherd5954
      @jessicaaprilshepherd5954 4 года назад +12

      i met my husband in an improv/theater group. it's a hobby. In what category does that fit in?

    • @Jazzmaster1992
      @Jazzmaster1992 4 года назад +22

      @@jessicaaprilshepherd5954 probably friends or work.

    • @alberteinstein127
      @alberteinstein127 4 года назад +2

      @@jessicaaprilshepherd5954 friends or online, how did you hear about this hobby? Through a friend or family member or perhaps you read an article online that said it would change your world...

  • @yassermahfoud7332
    @yassermahfoud7332 4 года назад +19

    "You want the closeness but too afraid of the vulnerability that comes with it"
    Damn it

    • @trueredpanda1538
      @trueredpanda1538 2 года назад

      Meanwhile I am here like "nah... thats not it, I just like being lazy, and that shit is not attractive!" 🤣

  • @bojack4840
    @bojack4840 3 года назад +32

    "When your personality is sack of shit" "cats and ice cream" man... its all me 😃

    • @leihejun844
      @leihejun844 2 года назад

      keep ur cat away from my parrot.

  • @randomboi2587
    @randomboi2587 4 года назад +1920

    People meet there partners by 7% through family
    *Let me guess, Alabama*

  • @Davums
    @Davums 4 года назад +499

    I usually dont buy into these kinda things but when it's my boy 42 I'll buy it.

    • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC
      @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC 4 года назад +16

      I'm here to inform you I'm the 69th like on this comment.

    • @Davums
      @Davums 4 года назад +2

      @@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC Gureto desu yo

    • @swaziboisquad3131
      @swaziboisquad3131 4 года назад +6

      lol, my thoughts exactly
      heyyy 42 here

    • @MYTUBE427
      @MYTUBE427 4 года назад

      See what you did there

    • @julle3553
      @julle3553 4 года назад

      I 40 it was fouseytube

  • @AlfieCasson
    @AlfieCasson 4 года назад +1759

    Can’t describe how much I rate the effort and time you put into every video you make, and how often you post👌

  • @JustWhattaRuLookinAt
    @JustWhattaRuLookinAt 4 года назад +139

    Lol RUclips be like: “You’re so bad at it that I need to recommend you a video demonstrating how to get someone to love you.”
    *That was a great burn*

  • @adamgadek2972
    @adamgadek2972 4 года назад +72

    Thoughty: Just invest in a dog and let him do the seducing for you
    Me, a person who is allergic to dogs and really wants a big cute doggo: What a great idea, why didn't I think of that?

    • @RAP1DCL1CKS
      @RAP1DCL1CKS 4 года назад +4

      You should get a type of schnauzer. They're my favorite dog breed and also happen to be hypoallergenic. There are mini schnauzers, standard schnauzers, and giant schnauzers.

    • @loneneotank.5687
      @loneneotank.5687 4 года назад

      well,what avout a kitty?

    • @evzevz06
      @evzevz06 3 года назад

      @@loneneotank.5687 Sure, If he wants to get himself a crazy cat lady

  • @icefrout
    @icefrout 4 года назад +57

    Points Summarized:
    1. Be Confident, but vulnerable.
    2. Make eye contact.
    3. On a first date, go somewhere warm and let yourself be embarrassed
    4. Make small physical contact (e.g. forearm)
    5. Don't act desperate.
    6. Try to ask Arthur Aron's 36 Questions.
    7. Try to be the best you
    Be funny; have a good social life; connect with your partner; be assertive; smile; be kind; have a nice living space; dress well; lose weight
    Males: have a dog; be a musician; have survivalist-like hobbies
    Females: Wear red
    8. Understand your own insecurities

  • @AdvanceAU
    @AdvanceAU 4 года назад +581

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate Thoughty2's constant flow of high quality videos?
    He deserves much appreciation!

    • @iBMcFly
      @iBMcFly 4 года назад +9

      Yes I’m sure all his content comes from him personally organically...and he has no team of people compiling interesting information, because that would make too much sense.

    • @AdvanceAU
      @AdvanceAU 4 года назад +14

      Yes and I'm sure that OP meant to minimize the efforts of tens of people...and he has no idea about the process of making a video for someone whose literal identity is Thoughty2, because only thanking the production crew makes far too much sense.

    • @AdvanceAU
      @AdvanceAU 4 года назад +12

      @@iBMcFly Go away, and try not to trivialize any more kind comments, yeah?

    • @QualeQualeson
      @QualeQualeson 4 года назад +4

      The flow is constant alright, but the quality varies greatly.

    • @iBMcFly
      @iBMcFly 4 года назад +3

      Travis lol I know when I get two replies that I really touched a nerve. 42(how he pronounces his name every video) is alright, but he’s propped up, and not terrible accurate.
      I enjoy his stories as much as your passionate reply to my low key call out of your naivety to how 42 operates.

  • @richardtrump2544
    @richardtrump2544 4 года назад +80

    Just to throw an exception into the statistics, my wife and I met in an AOL chat room in 1994, discovered we lived 160 miles apart, long-distance dated a while. Moved in together and got married. We moved from the US to Mexico a year ago to retire. We'll have our 26 year anniversary this October. Some things just work out despite the odds.

    • @ezbozz9671
      @ezbozz9671 3 года назад +3

      What a nice story you can be very happy

    • @juliannasreddin5226
      @juliannasreddin5226 3 года назад

      I Hope you're doing well.

    • @itzAurora_Xoxo
      @itzAurora_Xoxo 3 года назад

      ThAts so sweet

    • @swabdobbin4081
      @swabdobbin4081 3 года назад +1

      Hope you two are doing great! Congratulations to you both. That's a great story. I wonder how many people watching this have actually used an AOL chat room lol.

    • @pickettywitchoriginal
      @pickettywitchoriginal 2 года назад

      @ Mr Trump,id say that was beautiful odds.Like the previous commenters i do hope you’re both in grand shape and here’s to many more wonderful years my friend.🤍
      Stay happy with life guys 🌹

  • @MeCJay12
    @MeCJay12 4 года назад +41

    "And 7% through family"
    I've seen that one...

  • @secondjulia
    @secondjulia 3 года назад +19

    "...You'll be resigned to a life of cats & ice cream."
    I'm in.

    • @nodoboho
      @nodoboho 3 года назад

      Cats...check. BRB. Gotta run to the grocery store....

  • @LosTacos
    @LosTacos 4 года назад +274

    Of course Thoughty2 never needed to employ these techniques because his mustache does all the heavy lifting.

    • @miner4236
      @miner4236 4 года назад +4

      He hasn't had it for so long xd

    • @oilersridersbluejays
      @oilersridersbluejays 4 года назад +1

      He looks better without it to be honest.

    • @markmolino6091
      @markmolino6091 4 года назад +7

      The mustache is what got Miss current Thoughty 2

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 4 года назад

      LosTacos get that man a beard

    • @average_enjoyer
      @average_enjoyer 4 года назад +1

      @@oilersridersbluejays splish splash your opinion is trash

  • @ericj6124
    @ericj6124 4 года назад +398

    Thoughty2 is my personal tinder advisor 😜

    • @toby2031
      @toby2031 4 года назад +14

      Eric J bro how did you comment an hour ago

    • @Emerald_Forge
      @Emerald_Forge 4 года назад +1

      Video was privated?

    • @AE2-scc
      @AE2-scc 4 года назад +2

      Anonymous 27 We are Members we get early access and other things.

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад +4

      Anonymous 27
      Oh oh oh it’s magic...

    • @rooni8188
      @rooni8188 4 года назад +2

      Imagine searching for love in tinder lol.

  • @Som3D
    @Som3D 4 года назад +463

    "How to make someone fall in love with you"
    60k people: "PLS I NEED IT"

    • @satanisgod7639
      @satanisgod7639 4 года назад +5

      huh u mean 288k ?

    • @yishi.4466
      @yishi.4466 4 года назад +1

      any number or percentage of views.. I'm sure I didn't go here to make someone fall in love with me 😂
      but if YOU did, to anyone reading my reply, don't be offended ;-; i wish you luck and smile more~ (but not creepily)

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 4 года назад +2

      @@satanisgod7639 307k*

    • @Nunyaname2023
      @Nunyaname2023 3 года назад

      @@yishi.4466
      Aa
      A

    • @alexanderareadsjustsomeran3013
      @alexanderareadsjustsomeran3013 3 года назад

      @@justamanofculture12 you mean 377k?

  • @noone-tq7cs
    @noone-tq7cs 3 года назад +56

    As an introvert, that whole video sounds like a joke to me

    • @nannuky1128
      @nannuky1128 3 года назад +5

      you meant to say, "as a socially awkward and socially anxious person"? cause I, for one, am also an introvert and I see nothing in this video that wouldn't be doable

    • @noone-tq7cs
      @noone-tq7cs 3 года назад +2

      @@nannuky1128 I've never said it wasn't doable

    • @TaijaT76
      @TaijaT76 3 года назад

      @@noone-tq7cs what do you even mean then?

    • @stonerawks9882
      @stonerawks9882 3 года назад +6

      I think @no one was crystal clear. You either aren't an actual introvert or you just had to go ahead and make baseless criticism to make yourself superior.
      Socializing requires high energy for an introvert. It doesn't matter if one is confident, insecure, has social phobia or any of that stuff. Doing so requires stepping out of the comfort zone (their own mind).
      For lazy people getting up from couch to grab the remote is a nuisance, that's not to imply lazy people are insecure about getting up. They'd rather not do it, is all.
      That conclusion was so shallow.

    • @nannuky1128
      @nannuky1128 3 года назад

      @@stonerawks9882 lmao, I didn't say it was easy, I said it was doable

  • @antoniomaglione4101
    @antoniomaglione4101 4 года назад +3

    Mr Arron,
    You deserve a special prize from RUclips for your truly uplifting and encouraging delivery about the most complex aspect of humanhood: the relationship.
    As quick contibute: some specialist psychological studies have proven that many cognitive functions, to be accomplished successfully, require the complementarity of two differently oriented minds, of a male/female attitude. Mostly because of the different thresholds in understanding of the pathways that, starting with needs, feelings, emotions - then translate into spoken words. The same phrase, listened by a male and a female, can give way to very different understanding, which a loving couple can fuse into a truly mirable comprension of underlying facts. BTW I don't know of any really good textbook about differential phsicology.
    Socrates famously stated "Gnosce te ipsum", know yourself - first. Incredibly, only a minority of people does it, because it is the most daunting task the human mind is called to exercise over itself. Other studies and some fiction (The Harvard Professor) shows that the most successful person have the ability of removing themself completely from their deliveries or observations, leading to most impressive results. A layperson is able to "cancel" themselves from their mental activities for a period of 5 to 12 milliseconds; a great orator, demagogue, minister, scientist or phylosopher can achieve a period of "Self - AWOL" above 5 full SECONDS; in that lapse of time, some fantastic and true images, situations, and convincing others became the pinnacle of human communication, typical of the most successful politicians, leaders, and groundbreaking science; I mention Copernicus, Maxwell, Newton, Dirac, Fermi, Einstein, Lise Meitner. To achieve their discoveries, the grade and the length of total mental abstraction has been somewhat un-natural, of a genius nested into another genius.
    I believe that the dynamics of relationship should be a matter of study starting in elementary schools. "Gnosce te ipsum" would give every person the knowledge of if they are a grain of sand, a pebble, a brick or a meteor, and how a person could act upon themselves to live in harmony.
    Thank you again for the inspiring video.

  • @crimsonszero
    @crimsonszero 4 года назад +491

    Girl: "Who do you go to for advice about love?"
    Me, an intellectual: "Thoughty2, obviously."

  • @TheThunderTurnerTTT
    @TheThunderTurnerTTT 4 года назад +240

    Especially if your usual self is a sack of $hit hahahahahha, I'm crying 6:50

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 4 года назад +8

      Brutal,

    • @hannesp3493
      @hannesp3493 4 года назад +23

      *Reports video:*
      ‘I have been mentioned in this video, and I don’t like it’

    • @lukechandra6233
      @lukechandra6233 4 года назад +9

      I thought he was talking directly to me there. Thoughty really knows how to connect with his youtube audience

    • @ronloc3309
      @ronloc3309 4 года назад

      @@lukechandra6233 on god

  • @josephhorton5311
    @josephhorton5311 4 года назад +413

    7% of love through family
    *ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*

    • @walterscogginsakathesilver6246
      @walterscogginsakathesilver6246 4 года назад +4

      Roll tide

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 года назад +5

      I thought more of: no! you´re gonna marry your cousin Jaspreet...
      (arranged marriages, including distant relatives, are very common among Hindus and Muslims)

    • @djcrackademiks1191
      @djcrackademiks1191 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😭😭

    • @ec-68
      @ec-68 4 года назад

      Stolen comment

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 3 года назад +1

      @Nikhil Pawar I know one Hindu and several Muslims where it happened and some have genetic defects because of it...

  • @michaeljaquish9708
    @michaeljaquish9708 Год назад +3

    I have to say, I can personally attest to the truth behind all this. Throughout my dating life I have practiced eye contact, confidence and openness to being vulnerable and it has repeatedly given me the power to attract almost any woman I desired (and quite a few I did not. LOL). That being said, after years of discovering that long term relationships come with many strings attached, I have chosen to simplify my life and back away from romance and I am now am very content being single and enjoying my cat and ice cream in my later years. :-).

  • @MrVelyx
    @MrVelyx 4 года назад +14

    Moral of this Story: If you want a long, health relationship: Don't Piss off Octavian

  • @aidanrivera1215
    @aidanrivera1215 4 года назад +88

    9:57 "another sneaky brain trick is to purposely embarrass yourself on the first date"
    oh don't worry, I wont have to do it on purpose

  • @mery8680
    @mery8680 4 года назад +69

    I love how the girl at 5:12 answered to a "hey, are we still on for later?" with a heart.
    Hey mom, can you buy some cereal?
    Mom:🤪

  • @godmodevegeta1216
    @godmodevegeta1216 4 года назад +185

    Them: "So.. where do you see yourself later tonight ;)?"
    Me who knows nothing about flirting: *"hopefully with a large bowl of cereal! You?"*

    • @BlindDevilNeko
      @BlindDevilNeko 4 года назад +10

      Honesty *ding 1 point*

    • @ronloc3309
      @ronloc3309 4 года назад +9

      Who tf eats cereal at night

    • @youtubelife921
      @youtubelife921 4 года назад +10

      Ron Loc cereal tastes better at night

    • @Gos1234567
      @Gos1234567 4 года назад

      Ron Loc lots of people,you freak

    • @lunawolfheart336
      @lunawolfheart336 4 года назад +1

      honesty id find that responce kinda cute

  • @heyamselby
    @heyamselby 4 года назад +16

    "They're comfortable making themselves vulnerable..."
    N O P E
    Aight, am outta hereee

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 3 года назад

      LOL, that will be most of us, too!

  • @kwek2243
    @kwek2243 4 года назад +58

    Brave of you to assume i can make someone fall in love with me

    • @madmax5841
      @madmax5841 4 года назад +9

      Your hand will always love you

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 3 года назад +2

      If you're open to the possibility, love will come to you. If you open up a little more, you'll love was always there, inside you. If you want love, and feel that your life is loveless, then you'll just keep getting no love. So, hold it within yourself first.

    • @itzAurora_Xoxo
      @itzAurora_Xoxo 3 года назад

      @@audreydoyle5268 so true

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 3 года назад

      if you are a woman then its quite easy

    • @nodoboho
      @nodoboho 3 года назад +1

      @@Blox117 No, no it's not. And even when it happens, it's often not the person you want.

  • @ryadh456
    @ryadh456 4 года назад +188

    Wait so hold, Romeo and Juliet was based upon the real life love affair of Cleopatra and Marc Anthony! 😯
    Well I've definitely learned something from this video.

    • @impalaSS65
      @impalaSS65 4 года назад +10

      You know there was an extremelly well-known play by Shakespeare about Marc Anthony and Cleopatra, right?

    • @shz603
      @shz603 4 года назад +2

      impalaSS65 was it called Romeo and Juliet

    • @impalaSS65
      @impalaSS65 4 года назад +7

      @@shz603 Anthony and Cleopatra.

    • @Danishlikeapotato
      @Danishlikeapotato 4 года назад +4

      I thought the original story was about Pyramus and Thisbe

  • @tescobakery1927
    @tescobakery1927 4 года назад +61

    14:22
    "And lastly, have incredibly large breasts" Kalm
    "And this one's definitely if you're female" Panik

  • @PlaymateTessiNumberOneFan
    @PlaymateTessiNumberOneFan 4 года назад +301

    True love is when she stops trying to escape your basement

    • @unclesam2360
      @unclesam2360 4 года назад +23

      Relatable! :)

    • @thatomaake7398
      @thatomaake7398 4 года назад +7

      Well said

    • @hypotheskeptic
      @hypotheskeptic 4 года назад +10

      That's gold. The truth is sometimes not politically correct. Lol

    • @woutervanr
      @woutervanr 4 года назад +9

      Does this still count if she's dead? It does right?

    • @ryujin422
      @ryujin422 4 года назад +20

      Awww. Ain't stockholm just so romantic.

  • @alice80085
    @alice80085 4 года назад +14

    It’s 3 things: confidence, understanding social cues and hygene . That’s all there is too it

  • @DagothUr.
    @DagothUr. 3 года назад +4

    This is honestly one of the most legit videos on relations and love that ive watched. Damn you're good thoughty2

  • @evoxis1058
    @evoxis1058 4 года назад +210

    It's sad that people have to deliberately use psychology to get a partner, with that being said... Time to watch!

    • @hohoucgguztizi4655
      @hohoucgguztizi4655 4 года назад +27

      Well ya know all animals do it, mating dances, also known as flexing by humans

    • @heyokawanderer3185
      @heyokawanderer3185 4 года назад +11

      Creepy actually love and romance should be natural. Not calculated and strategized... Anyone seriously watching this hoping to learn how to manipulate someone into loving them has problems.

    • @tescobakery1927
      @tescobakery1927 4 года назад

      42 likes lol

    • @TheV3la
      @TheV3la 4 года назад

      Omg 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

    • @flakes6551
      @flakes6551 4 года назад +21

      @@heyokawanderer3185 Many things come with experience but some people, especially due to insecurities, never get to make enough experience.
      It's not less valid if you know the mechanisms behind trough reading instead of trial and error, it still has to be applied.
      This is not manipulation, you are not manipulating if you do things (say dress well, touch, look in the eyes, talk about deeper things) to appear more attractive, we all do it hopefully.
      There are manipulation techniques but this is not the case

  • @aksjhdbaksjhdbNotASpam
    @aksjhdbaksjhdbNotASpam 4 года назад +80

    Benefits of suicide: Live longer
    Oh, it's big brain time

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 4 года назад

      Mr Cookie I think he meant the benefits of falling in love

    • @Eric-zz5ij
      @Eric-zz5ij 4 года назад

      @@natebit8130 naw mate, I think ur rong.

  • @aethea_music
    @aethea_music 4 года назад +70

    "to purposefully embarras yourself"
    i don't even have to do this on purpose

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 4 года назад +17

    *My Crush:* "He must be a playboy."
    *Me:*

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 3 года назад +5

    “Look the person in the eye.”
    “ *FOCUSING. FOCUSING. FOCUSING.* ”

  • @kriskan743
    @kriskan743 4 года назад +251

    *Me: try to make eye contact*
    *She: screams.. Police! Police*

    • @nickname2324
      @nickname2324 4 года назад +38

      Plot twist: Your name is Police

    • @sock8211
      @sock8211 4 года назад +24

      @@nickname2324 idk man for some reason they mostly call me help or rape even tho my name is dave kinda strange

    • @nickname2324
      @nickname2324 4 года назад +10

      Thats just Dave but in another language.

    • @Dabblade710
      @Dabblade710 4 года назад +3

      NICKNAME 😂😂😂

    • @Dabblade710
      @Dabblade710 4 года назад +3

      sock 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @ZiZla999
    @ZiZla999 4 года назад +78

    HAVE A MORE VIBRANT SOCIAL LIFE
    *Shows isolated people standing with their phones*

  • @davysamir2289
    @davysamir2289 4 года назад +150

    „You killed me, and by killing me you made me stronger“
    - Sephiroth

    • @alltheworldsastage4785
      @alltheworldsastage4785 4 года назад +2

      @@Ecktor You're out of luck, until you've gone duck.
      -Howard.

    • @mmnewry8828
      @mmnewry8828 4 года назад +3

      If everything's a dream, don't wake me.
      - cloud strife

    • @luckybegum2518
      @luckybegum2518 4 года назад +5

      "every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes". random philosopher.

    • @TrendSavage
      @TrendSavage 4 года назад +5

      "Not interested"
      - Cloud Strife

    • @leatherDarkhorse
      @leatherDarkhorse 4 года назад +1

      "I donut - ed jupiter" - sephiroth

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 3 года назад +2

    “Just be yourself. Terrible advice, I know. Especially if your regular self is a sack of shit.”
    This. This is why I love this channel

  • @lusir.
    @lusir. 4 года назад +63

    Let's be honest, the thing you need the most to attract someone is to have a beautiful/handsome face.

    • @benziearada6707
      @benziearada6707 4 года назад +10

      Proper grooming if you insist; hairstyling, dressing, face makeover (excluding makeup and surgery even the subtle ones), and overall body language. You don't need expensive outfit and accessories, you just need to know what style suits you, and i mean suits on you because let's face it, some hairstyles will look funny on you. If you already find your style, invest on it, if you want to look standout, go for it, and of course pull it with confidence.

    • @jinz0
      @jinz0 4 года назад +1

      I guess im lucky lol

    • @Unique_Racing
      @Unique_Racing 4 года назад +10

      Let’s be honest money will attract most women 😂

    • @yishi.4466
      @yishi.4466 4 года назад +10

      @@Unique_Racing don't do women like that lmao

    • @iulianborta
      @iulianborta 4 года назад +2

      Umm no, theres lots of girls at school who are pretty but dont attract me, and i didnt ever get attracted by any of them until i sat next to one in maths and just by talking i developed an ez crush lmao

  • @yelwinaung1608
    @yelwinaung1608 4 года назад +58

    In a meeting,
    Friends : Well, we invested in a multi million business project!How about you?
    Me : I invested in a dog!

  • @cringe511
    @cringe511 4 года назад +43

    “Recommended for you”

  • @johnnyt.2523
    @johnnyt.2523 4 года назад +53

    DON'T WATCH THIS BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP!!! You will have a lot of thinking to do after that and won't be able to sleep.

    • @psun256
      @psun256 4 года назад +3

      Well I just finished it lmao

    • @RAP1DCL1CKS
      @RAP1DCL1CKS 4 года назад +2

      Happens every night so I'm gonna just keep trying to find the funny comments

    • @camilanayeli7655
      @camilanayeli7655 4 года назад +1

      To late bud

    • @MrKane-vx6qu
      @MrKane-vx6qu 4 года назад

      Oops...

    • @yishi.4466
      @yishi.4466 4 года назад +1

      I see you speak from experience 🥜

  • @jbug1979
    @jbug1979 4 года назад +9

    This made me want to watch HBO's "Rome" again..

  • @Sockboy8282
    @Sockboy8282 4 года назад +5

    omg i thought he said suicide eases anxiety and makes you happy and i was like wait what

  • @LockDCS
    @LockDCS 4 года назад +17

    Honestly, the fact that physical proximity to someone is extremely important is something I long suspected living in the middle of nowhere.

  • @velxus
    @velxus 4 года назад +53

    When he listed things that makes people more likely to like you, I realized I have almost nothing lol

    • @PRODBYLIIVID
      @PRODBYLIIVID 3 года назад

      @Pratyush Kishore I do that a lot unintentionally at times😂

    • @PRODBYLIIVID
      @PRODBYLIIVID 3 года назад +3

      @Pratyush Kishore Oh no I agree, it’s just sometimes I do it accidentally and it gets akward but I do like the fact that I can make others laugh, a little laugh does go a long way

    • @catrina3909
      @catrina3909 3 года назад

      I feel it comes down to how compatable we are with someone on all levels
      Like I know for a fact physical compatibility is easy and common but everything else comes down to knowing each other by going on dates

  • @redwood3036
    @redwood3036 4 года назад +47

    "How to make someone fall in love with you"
    100k people: *interesting...*

  • @lovefancy
    @lovefancy 3 года назад +3

    “Falling in love that is.. not suicide” got me off 🤣🤣

  • @WhoopsyDaisyDoo
    @WhoopsyDaisyDoo 2 года назад +2

    I’m relieved that this video is making me feel better. I’m newly single. I’m definitely feeling awesome about my decision to invest in myself and rely on myself for the first time in years.

  • @funnelfpv9435
    @funnelfpv9435 4 года назад +82

    Rule number 1: Be attractive.
    Rule number 2: Don't be unattractive.

    • @abyssmage6979
      @abyssmage6979 4 года назад +10

      Rule 3: see rule 1

    • @kianadresse891
      @kianadresse891 4 года назад +11

      Instructions unclear, I’m now a dog

    • @boogeymann6686
      @boogeymann6686 4 года назад

      Damn

    • @ryzenryne8747
      @ryzenryne8747 4 года назад +1

      I'm a bot.

    • @rods7746
      @rods7746 4 года назад +2

      Rule #1 be attractive
      Rule #2 have money
      Rule #3 don't be unattractive ****

  • @dadoq1052
    @dadoq1052 4 года назад +103

    World : "society is on the brink of collapse
    Thoty2 : "how to make someone fall in love with you"

    • @amiri7392
      @amiri7392 4 года назад +6

      It'll be useful in the apocalypse

    • @tylermcflyer3061
      @tylermcflyer3061 4 года назад +1

      Only thoughty2

    • @CountDain7
      @CountDain7 4 года назад +1

      we need someone to be with just before everything collapse

    • @j.d.v2.09
      @j.d.v2.09 4 года назад +1

      Society is far from collapse. And even if it did, people who know how to form IRL, not just online, relationships and relate to others, hold an actual in-person conversation, etc, are who would survive. So if that's your worry, put on your mask and find real people to hang out with in-person, just stay 6' apart. :D

    • @valendir1
      @valendir1 4 года назад

      *Thoty2*

  • @mattlimberis8174
    @mattlimberis8174 4 года назад +174

    How To Make Someone Fall In Love With You?
    Answer: Heyyy Thoughty2 here.

  • @srujanas.p.3392
    @srujanas.p.3392 3 года назад +24

    The answer is staring us in the face: HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MUSTACHE

  • @michaelslater6839
    @michaelslater6839 3 года назад +1

    So much great detail in one video. Definitely worth watching every minute. However if you want to get back to something that was particularly interesting to you, here you go:
    Minute 11:53 A series of questions which helps develop intimacy starts here.
    Min 13:45 things you can do to make yourself more attractive.

  • @chillerup5709
    @chillerup5709 4 года назад +47

    Me: Dont do this
    42: Do what?
    Me: *..give me hope*

  • @fantasticblueman3334
    @fantasticblueman3334 4 года назад +64

    My lazy ass don't even leave house and wants someone to fall in love with me

    • @gamerdweebentertainment1616
      @gamerdweebentertainment1616 4 года назад +5

      Yeah... Relationship is an effort after all. I have my type, I think, but Good luck finding that type of woman. Especially if part of it is intelligence and I'm far from it.

    • @Starae336
      @Starae336 4 года назад +1

      Same lol

    • @valendir1
      @valendir1 4 года назад

      Yeah, might want to stay inside for just a little longer...

    • @valendir1
      @valendir1 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @armorvil
      @armorvil 4 года назад

      My lazy ass don't even leave house and wants *a gorgeous thin & cute 25 yo chick* to fall in love with me /fixed

  • @sreejith8022
    @sreejith8022 4 года назад +24

    Warning - This does not work if you are ugly af , I'm the living example

    • @erikm3188
      @erikm3188 4 года назад +1

      😢

    • @kelvindelacuesta2003
      @kelvindelacuesta2003 4 года назад +1

      Nobody's ugly everybody is attractive in their own way.

    • @JezaLoki
      @JezaLoki 4 года назад +1

      E X I L E D wrong. Trust me. I’ve been told to my face.

  • @DesWulf
    @DesWulf 4 года назад +1

    Such a wholesome lad. I've appreciated this channel for a long time. Thanks for being here, bud.

  • @Xperim
    @Xperim 4 года назад +326

    How to make someone fall in love with you:
    Be good looking.

    • @immigratoclandestino6259
      @immigratoclandestino6259 4 года назад +37

      Being good looking can only take you so far. A good, funny and genuine personality is probably more attractive to 90% of women anyway

    • @BlindDevilNeko
      @BlindDevilNeko 4 года назад +35

      @@immigratoclandestino6259 And yet we see so many wonderful people get into abusive relationships and stick with those people.

    • @PlaceholderDoe123
      @PlaceholderDoe123 4 года назад +17

      Actually Cleopatra wasn’t as pretty as people make her out to be, it was her personality that drew people to her. :)

    • @thomasblock1164
      @thomasblock1164 4 года назад +2

      @@PlaceholderDoe123 all those Kodak Instamatic photos got out?

    • @edennis3202
      @edennis3202 4 года назад +7

      @@thomasblock1164 You don't need a photo. Her image was on the coinage, which still exists. Her profile was truly awful.

  • @mrdontmessaround2704
    @mrdontmessaround2704 4 года назад +23

    Me:I want to fall in love
    Thoughty2:Ah yes here's how you do it
    Me:Without going outside the house
    Thoughty2:...........

  • @rykersixx
    @rykersixx 4 года назад +6

    Honestly the short game I’m fine, long game though is where I struggle. That’s why I used to stop dating a year in. You know the “you changed!” thing? I got the opposite issue. I’m the same person I was at the start. No one ever takes me seriously early on into dating but If the relationship goes on for a couple years they get it. The things they laughed at me for saying caused my relationship issues they finally get. I have looked the same since high school and I like how I look so I keep it up. I’m a goof ball who likes to make you smile and difficult things make me uncomfortable so I try to make light of it in order to elevate the mood. I’m so confident I can make you doubt yourself no matter how much I try to tell you you are amazing. My current girlfriend and I have lived together and been together for 4 years and only started having issues recently because I’m the same person she fell in love with. She still loves me and I’m still her best friend. Still together too. Loves our life and loving with me. No clue what to do lol so a video like this just tells me why I’m good at the first part and makes me think some people think if they get past that they are golden. I’m here to say I honestly think part 1 is easy. I think keeping them interested is what’s hard. So best of luck everyone. It’s not an easy road unless you settle

  • @locohobo1925
    @locohobo1925 2 года назад +2

    “The current mrs 42” 🤣 I was having a conversation with a male coworker about married life. I was married to my second wife at the time. While trading anecdotes over laughs (with no one else in sight), I used the phrase ‘my current wife’ to refer to the woman I was currently married to, *AS OPPOSED TO* my first wife, who had also entered the conversation. A female coworker, who was nowhere within sight, and apparently eavesdropping, reported to my supervisor that ‘my current wife’ was sexist, and she was offended. Nothing else in our conversation was in any way sexist beyond the extent that you would joke about with your gfs father. I was reprimanded by Debbie, my manager. At the end of the workday, as I was leaving, I had the privilege of hearing Debbie and some of my female coworkers loudly discussing their preferences with regard to dicks: size, length vs width, curvature, and so on. My career within the federal government only got worse… 😪 since I was a ‘male chauvinist pig’, the war cry of the girls in my junior high in the 80’s. Apparently the previous generations of men had done something such that I am now and forever a piece of $hit.

    • @luisvonxylander3627
      @luisvonxylander3627 2 года назад

      those kinds of girls are just a bunch of facists that only care about their own intrests and political agenda and constatnly want to attack what gose agiants thier fascist idles, that would potentialy hinder there influnce and so make them lose power. they are defently more sexists and a bunch of hypocrits who only care to exploit power dynamics for personal gain.
      its insanity living around people like that, it will drive you mad.

  • @claytonlandon6399
    @claytonlandon6399 4 года назад +5

    “Romantic entanglement” Thoughty predicting will and jada 😂

  • @thelegend5817
    @thelegend5817 4 года назад +31

    I get it you make them simp for you so you aren't a simp,this is revolutionary. You are truly a master of the craft

    • @j.d.v2.09
      @j.d.v2.09 4 года назад +1

      Or learn to communicate without a meme or jargon and maybe someone finds common ground to actually talk to you? Without you reverting to some 'pose' or other affected behavior type? If you even know how to do that I mean.

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans 4 года назад +2

      @@j.d.v2.09 you need to learn to take a joke

  • @thegnome9529
    @thegnome9529 4 года назад +24

    Even the subtitles think you’re saying ”hey 42 here”

    • @vaisakhkm783
      @vaisakhkm783 3 года назад

      He is saying 42...., He mentioned it in his 100000 sub q and a video..

  • @yourdailydoseofstupidity9015
    @yourdailydoseofstupidity9015 4 года назад +46

    This man has to be my favorite youtuber for a few reasons
    One he makes incredibly informative videos
    Two he makes them hilarious and enjoyable to watch
    three we have the same name so that’s pretty cool
    And much more keep making great content 42!

  • @Theobruhh
    @Theobruhh 3 года назад +1

    4:18 I'm glad he cleared that up for me

  • @ghoster7600
    @ghoster7600 4 года назад +3

    Eye contact.
    People with autism: *anxiety meter does brrr*

    • @nicksparrow009
      @nicksparrow009 3 года назад

      I had that... I am in love with someone now though and I grew over it....now I need to fix her

  • @Hongpongss
    @Hongpongss 4 года назад +123

    As a simp this was an instaclick

    • @milankivarott1841
      @milankivarott1841 4 года назад +25

      not something to be proud of my man🤨

    • @AP-yx1mm
      @AP-yx1mm 4 года назад

      What's that?

    • @BlindDevilNeko
      @BlindDevilNeko 4 года назад +16

      @@AP-yx1mm A Simp is a man who lowers himself to be abused, disrespected and shamed by a woman in hopes he gets Liked. He also will often come to defend the shitty actions of said woman and become a yes man to her to try and 'impress her' and maybe get liked. Its basically a man with no self respect for himself or his gender.

    • @LaverniusTucker2410
      @LaverniusTucker2410 4 года назад +3

      Don't be one. Better to opt out of love and relationships than be a simp. Learn to be a Stoic instead.
      Also watch Einzelganger.

    • @SlateTiara
      @SlateTiara 4 года назад +1

      Question: Is there a female equivalent for a SIMP?

  • @theguywhoasked5591
    @theguywhoasked5591 4 года назад +34

    Thoughty2 is my favorite wing man.

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo 4 года назад +26

    I’m going to use everything I learned here to make Thoughty2 fall in love with me lol.

    • @killerdinamo08
      @killerdinamo08 2 года назад

      If you didn't succeed I'll give it shot as well 😅.

    • @trueredpanda1538
      @trueredpanda1538 2 года назад +1

      Seems like you have competition 🤣

  • @mallorymathews7571
    @mallorymathews7571 4 года назад +3

    4:06 ngl, he had me there for a second. I was like “hold up- what?”

  • @whatis112-s2i
    @whatis112-s2i 4 года назад +3

    Cleopatra: *you weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @rykann7591
    @rykann7591 4 года назад +25

    Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

  • @greasemonkey7221
    @greasemonkey7221 4 года назад +140

    Women way back then:puts up an entire circus to get a man
    Men now: puts up entire life savings to acsess onlyfans

    • @Kanal7Indonesia
      @Kanal7Indonesia 4 года назад +12

      Simp

    • @blublade6999
      @blublade6999 3 года назад +2

      @@Kanal7Indonesia not willing to simp = 30 years old virgin

    • @Kanal7Indonesia
      @Kanal7Indonesia 3 года назад +12

      @@blublade6999 bruh a hooker costs ~$10

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 3 года назад +2

      They have the tax man to steal our money directly now so they don't need us.

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so 3 года назад +9

      @@Kanal7Indonesia added 400$ for treatment of STIs

  • @Mark-xg3zn
    @Mark-xg3zn 4 года назад +25

    Me : Why am I watching this I'm in a committed relationship...
    Also Me : aahhh...nevermind.. *I'm* *watching* *this*
    *18* *minutes* *later*
    Also me again : *deletes* *RUclips* *watch* *history*

  • @anonymousbosch9265
    @anonymousbosch9265 4 года назад +2

    I think the number one trick is to be happy with yourself, work hard towards your own life goals, be honest and of good character, and treat your perspective partners how you want to be treated. If you do most of this the perspective partner will fall in love with you and if they don’t, move onto someone who will

  • @kyleigholmstead6792
    @kyleigholmstead6792 3 года назад +1

    Straight up did half of this shit with my girlfriend when we first started dating. Spit sushi at her on our second date and basically embarrassed myself constantly. Plus tons of eye contact and confidence. More in love with her now than ever ❤❤❤

  • @adamhushhome8541
    @adamhushhome8541 4 года назад +136

    Mario: MWHAHAHAHAH PEACH IS FINALLY MINEEEEE

    • @crimsonwolf8174
      @crimsonwolf8174 4 года назад +10

      Luigi walks in
      Peach:swoons

    • @adamhushhome8541
      @adamhushhome8541 4 года назад +5

      Crimson wolf 😔

    • @enfynet
      @enfynet 4 года назад +1

      I’m sorry, the princess is in another castle.