Trump Sues Judge in Hush Money Case, Shifts Abortion Stance AGAIN & UConn Wins March Madness

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  • Опубликовано: 8 апр 2024
  • The University of Connecticut Huskies are March Madness champions once again, Trump is suing the judge in his hush money case for issuing a gag order, the judge released the questionnaire that will be used to vet potential jurors, Trump is now saying that he is not for a federal law against abortion, Lindsey Graham and Mike Pence went after Donald, the weaklings who worship him think everything he does is great, and we mourn the closing of the 99 Cents Stores on the West Coast by reading texts staffers sent their moms about this news.
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  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 20 дней назад +982

    Why is he not being sanctioned for any of his frivolous filings. Stop the special treatment.

  • @paulc14
    @paulc14 20 дней назад +1440

    How can a former president who tried to overturn an election be allowed to run for president again? It's BS.

    • @boxingexpert5427
      @boxingexpert5427 20 дней назад +63

      How can Americans vote for what you just wrote smfh

    • @stevetubvang3034
      @stevetubvang3034 20 дней назад +137

      I say the same thing. The funny thing about the law is that felons can't vote, but felons can be president

    • @williambilly3269
      @williambilly3269 20 дней назад +105

      And a convicted sex offender

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 20 дней назад +77

      Just remember Im voting for blue this November 5 🌊 & u should too

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 20 дней назад +23

      cuz: christians.

  • @lseh4720
    @lseh4720 20 дней назад +91

    When my kids were really little and I discovered the dollar store for us very first time, I announce to them when they walked into the store, “you can have anything you want in the store, up to 20 of anything.“ I’ll never forget how excited they got. It was amazing. good memories. The store saved me from bankruptcy planning all their birthday parties. Sorry to see you go.

    • @catpaladin1
      @catpaladin1 19 дней назад +1

      Now if we can cut down on the Dollar General stores out here in NC.

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 19 дней назад +1

      ​@@catpaladin1Oh, cat--they're next!!!! 😉

  • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
    @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 19 дней назад +27

    The 99¢ store piece was really sweet. Don't even get me started on how much I miss Sears.

    • @roserose8283
      @roserose8283 19 дней назад +1

      My most favorite coat I ever had came from Sears.
      🐑🧥🐑

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 20 дней назад +645

    Everyone that doesn't like this ruling needs to VOTE! Our rights, and those of our daughters and granddaughters depend on it. This is unacceptable.

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 20 дней назад +49

      Yes!! Absolutely!! I'm voting blue.

    • @boxingexpert5427
      @boxingexpert5427 20 дней назад +31

      Hell yeah, vote if you're reading this, vote blue, protect our liberty, protect the next generations do what's right!

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 20 дней назад +15

      Yeah girl.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 20 дней назад +1

      Hahaha, yall sound dirty. That's why I'm voting red

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 20 дней назад +17

      @@Conservadouche93 You don't count!!

  • @deborahwade2641
    @deborahwade2641 20 дней назад +368

    What's really scary is we share this country with these creepy people.

    • @stevevar4710
      @stevevar4710 19 дней назад

      WahWahWah

    • @artlesscalamity348
      @artlesscalamity348 19 дней назад +3

      That eclipse segment legitimately depressed me. Social media was a huge mistake.

    • @DJspAce82
      @DJspAce82 18 дней назад +2

      That's how I feel about both parties. Because you both have things in common. 🤭

    • @susansellars3869
      @susansellars3869 18 дней назад +2

      creepy people? Have you looked at trump?

  • @Derah_OG
    @Derah_OG 19 дней назад +15

    I swear, Guillermo's laugh is SO contagious

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 19 дней назад +18

    I'm so old that I remember when the .99 cent store was called the 5&10. Stuff was sold for a nickel or a dime.😅

    • @Michael-en7of
      @Michael-en7of 19 дней назад

      Ohh that’s the .99 cent store. I remember the 5&10. 😂

  • @WizzardofOdds
    @WizzardofOdds 20 дней назад +1232

    Trump should be thrown in jail for what he has put the US through for the past 8 yrs.

    • @richardmurray8515
      @richardmurray8515 20 дней назад +55

      There is a reason he delays every trial. Trump knows what is coming.

    • @waynemillard7426
      @waynemillard7426 20 дней назад +42

      That's fine if you don't mind the expense of keeping him in prison, but wouldn't it be more fitting to banish him to Russia or North Korea?

    • @Gable3939
      @Gable3939 20 дней назад +10

      You do realize who has been president for the last 4, correct?

    • @jessifer23f
      @jessifer23f 20 дней назад +22

      You mean past 50 years.

    • @jessifer23f
      @jessifer23f 20 дней назад +18

      @@waynemillard7426 He's not going to survive. He's old af and had covid 1-2 times.

  • @LaurenStone-bc5wr
    @LaurenStone-bc5wr 20 дней назад +620

    Trump has sued 4500 people! Hes a Karen!!

    • @sundayhinojosa8114
      @sundayhinojosa8114 20 дней назад

      And a Traitor to the American People.

    • @After_Burnett
      @After_Burnett 20 дней назад +60

      No, he's THE Karen.

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 20 дней назад +35

      The Karen in Chief of the United States of America

    • @user-gl5kj1fm5x
      @user-gl5kj1fm5x 20 дней назад +12

      and how many has he won?

    • @rawworking
      @rawworking 19 дней назад +28

      Not many. He dismisses them when depositions are required of him.

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 20 дней назад +30

    As a Canadian I kept hearing Yukon and getting very confused...

    • @janemack2667
      @janemack2667 19 дней назад +4

      U Conn... funny!

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 19 дней назад +3

      That’s funny.
      U Conn
      University of Connecticut

  • @realityjunky
    @realityjunky 19 дней назад +7

    Since when can anyone do all this bullying and badgering of witnesses, court staff, lawyers, judges...insane!!

  • @christal2641
    @christal2641 20 дней назад +153

    STOP THE STALL!

    • @carolr7333
      @carolr7333 19 дней назад +5

      Excellent and very funny!

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 19 дней назад +4

      Comment of the day 🥇

    • @christal2641
      @christal2641 7 дней назад +1

      @@bunyipdragon9499 😚 I'd like to thank the Academy..."

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 20 дней назад +184

    Joy Behar about Graham when it comes to trump: "Lindsey is always on his knees." 🤣🤣

  • @ruthcyr4407
    @ruthcyr4407 20 дней назад +25

    Wow, 4000 Times sued

  • @jodyfulford8215
    @jodyfulford8215 20 дней назад +63

    The fact that an eclipse can occur on a flat earth is suspicious. 😂

    • @invisiblekid99
      @invisiblekid99 19 дней назад

      CGI.

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 19 дней назад

      😂

    • @jdxx59
      @jdxx59 19 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 19 дней назад +1

      It's a hologram.

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 19 дней назад

      @@desperadox7565 That's the only logical explanation. A hologram like a telegram from God. He's definitely sending us a message.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 20 дней назад +590

    Only in a circus like America can Trump sue the Judge overseeing his trial that doesn't automatically result in him getting thrown in jail for being a dumbass

    • @philipstanco6011
      @philipstanco6011 20 дней назад +29

      Yes and if that is the case he should’ve been in jail decades ago.

    • @fuckyou_007
      @fuckyou_007 20 дней назад +10

      Gotta love America! 🥇🇺🇸🏆

    • @user-ge1nk8if2h
      @user-ge1nk8if2h 20 дней назад +7

      Hilarious~!!! Way to go!!!

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 20 дней назад +6

      True unfortunately.

    • @Fyawtfc
      @Fyawtfc 20 дней назад +6

      Remember that song? Only in americaaaaaaa

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 20 дней назад +329

    Who cares if he gets a fair trial? I DON'T!! How he's done our country, system, & treated Americans!! IDC!! Not Heartless. Just one Pissed American Whose had ENOUGH!! 😡😡

    • @boxingexpert5427
      @boxingexpert5427 20 дней назад +36

      You're not alone

    • @joesunday199
      @joesunday199 20 дней назад +38

      All people deserve a fair trial. The problem is that his has gone far and beyond fair. The courts are treating him with kid's gloves. 2 tiered justice system is right, but he is benefitting. 😡

    • @80s-el9vc
      @80s-el9vc 19 дней назад +4

      If you don't like this system. STOP Voting for this System.

    • @joesunday199
      @joesunday199 19 дней назад +6

      @@80s-el9vc Easier said than done. Many politicians will tell you they will change the system; but once they're in; they begin to love the system and not want it to change.

    • @80s-el9vc
      @80s-el9vc 19 дней назад +2

      @@joesunday199 Why do you keep falling for the same lies??? I say again, STOP Voting for this system. It's very easy.

  • @amandaritzau2602
    @amandaritzau2602 19 дней назад +13

    I love how giddy Guillermo was! Hes friggin adorable

  • @rosset4music
    @rosset4music 19 дней назад +21

    How can a person guilty of treason even still be here?

  • @jasonw7521
    @jasonw7521 20 дней назад +698

    How exactly can Trump sue the judge handling his case? Trump is making a mockery out of our justice system.

    • @sunnyside9273
      @sunnyside9273 20 дней назад +64

      He is showing everyone there are two justice systems. One for poor & one for rich.

    • @jasonw7521
      @jasonw7521 20 дней назад +27

      @@sunnyside9273 ... Yup, it sure seems that way.

    • @theovanderstorm3171
      @theovanderstorm3171 19 дней назад +21

      Delay,delay,delay, it’s a delaying technique. If the judge is being sued, he becomes a party opposite to Donny, which will raise questions about his impartiality in the case. Which of course will be grounds for appeal.

    • @DebbieAppelhans
      @DebbieAppelhans 19 дней назад +2

      pay for the supremacist for judges or cowards, not Charging. Trump.

    • @jamesniagu274
      @jamesniagu274 19 дней назад +10

      And the Justice system is allowing it.

  • @cindythomas5895
    @cindythomas5895 20 дней назад +902

    SUING A JUDGE ??? He is never held accountable… NEVER EVER 😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 19 дней назад

      Its Am3ric4 - he is rich. when every our rich people look like they are being investigated they suddenly move to Am3ric4 citing "lower business regulations"
      What they mean is - I wont get investigated for crimes or tax evasion here

    • @orbyorta414
      @orbyorta414 19 дней назад +9

      😊😊

    • @melodymoon5768
      @melodymoon5768 19 дней назад +38

      Desperate people do Desperate things.

    • @wisdomprepper
      @wisdomprepper 19 дней назад +55

      It really is insane what he gets away with. Literally because of him, I am quickly losing my faith in our institutions! He is living proof that if you have enough money, you can do whatever you want and get away with everything.

    • @akmpolsen
      @akmpolsen 19 дней назад +39

      He is just always on grievance offense. Have you ever heard of anyone attacking judges and prosecutors like this? Ever?
      Me, neither.

  • @user-yy4jo9pk2b
    @user-yy4jo9pk2b 20 дней назад +53

    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY! 🤪
    Love the sentimental ☹️farewell to 99cent stores.

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 19 дней назад

      Presidential immunity means dictatorship.

  • @brandonmillar9693
    @brandonmillar9693 19 дней назад +12

    Guillermo laughing was gold

  • @MilkieMouse
    @MilkieMouse 20 дней назад +308

    I asked a Trump supporter "do you believe every defendant that sues the judge, or just the orange ones?" and forcing them to think through the question while framing it that way seems to set their heads alight.
    Seriously, if any other defendant pulled that, MAGA-types would be trashing them relentlessly. The hypocrisy is beyond bold now.

    • @iStorm-my5fp
      @iStorm-my5fp 19 дней назад +17

      The mental gymnastics is real

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 19 дней назад +7

      Some will still engage in discussion and actually hear the arguments made, but it's been so long for a lot that the costs they've sunk are an anchor dragging them to the depths.

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 19 дней назад +11

      I did that too. But mine was a comment on a RUclips video. 'Do you defend all rapists, or just Trump?' Interesting, they never responded.

    • @marilynseib5471
      @marilynseib5471 19 дней назад

      ​@@apriljk655712:01

    • @MsThebeMoon
      @MsThebeMoon 19 дней назад +1

      Where are the elected Democrats on all of this? Why are they not demanding Cannon be recused?

  • @Alex-js5lg
    @Alex-js5lg 20 дней назад +163

    There should be a cap on lawsuits. He should be assigned court costs for every civil hearing or motion at this point.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 19 дней назад +8

      He has had to pay for court costs and the other party's attorney fees sometimes.
      Well, his supporters who are still donating to him have.

    • @kuistancfraine3488
      @kuistancfraine3488 19 дней назад

      Yup

    • @stevevar4710
      @stevevar4710 19 дней назад

      WahWah

  • @danielklimovich
    @danielklimovich 19 дней назад +11

    I love how Guillermo is laughing so hard that he can’t talk. 🤣

  • @roliepoliecolie2200
    @roliepoliecolie2200 19 дней назад +14

    Thank you Jimmy & crew. ❤

  • @Ari-pw6nu
    @Ari-pw6nu 20 дней назад +104

    I'd support a bill to fund a wall around Mar-a-Lago and just let him be the leader of his own little kingdom.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 19 дней назад +11

      A wall with no exits.

    • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
      @user-kb9cu4rl9z 19 дней назад +14

      And no WiFi so he has to stay off social media.

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 19 дней назад +9

      With no access to the golf course other than a window to tease him 😂

    • @bryanspindle4455
      @bryanspindle4455 19 дней назад +9

      They can call it Trumpsylvania.

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 19 дней назад +9

      Mexico might actually chip in for that wall.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 20 дней назад +285

    Funny how the states rights are always a state's right to treat people like property.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 20 дней назад +11

      We want our freedoms back!

    • @pierrojules
      @pierrojules 20 дней назад +15

      @@flyrobin2544
      Then, vote blue!!!

    • @cheryal2809
      @cheryal2809 20 дней назад +13

      Amazing, yeah. Seems every state's moneyed interests must be protected at all costs. Even at the cost of other's lives.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 20 дней назад

      @@flyrobin2544 Their freedom to live a promiscous life that might result in an intentionally unborn child? And we should just accommodate to their reckless lifestyle? Who do you think you are?

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 20 дней назад +4

      @@cheryal2809 : Yay Capitalism! 🙄
      s/

  • @lspiegel5704
    @lspiegel5704 19 дней назад +9

    You definitely should have more bits with the writers texting their moms. Hysterical!

  • @CallMeGailyn
    @CallMeGailyn 19 дней назад +27

    Holy macaroni, the insanity that the eclipse brought out is worse than finding out how few Americans know what an eclipse is.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 19 дней назад +3

      It brought out the crazies and the stupid

  • @davismiller4369
    @davismiller4369 20 дней назад +120

    Trump: locked away by late summer. Thank you for giving it to him every night, Jimmy!

    • @Roboticpycotic
      @Roboticpycotic 19 дней назад

      He LOVES trump. What would be be without him??

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 19 дней назад

      ​@@Roboticpycotiche would be a talkshow host

  • @richarddelconnor
    @richarddelconnor 20 дней назад +111

    During six years of homeless life, I was at the $.99 store at least three times every week for ice and food.

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 20 дней назад +29

      hope you're doing ok today, 6 years is a long time

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 19 дней назад +21

      Hope life has taken an up turn for you 💜

    • @MarthaShandley
      @MarthaShandley 19 дней назад +16

      No person in the USA should ever be hungry or homeless, that's because Trumpinski, be afraid, very,very afraid, vote blue 💙 straight tickets up and down ballots,ty.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 19 дней назад +3

      6 years and you're not homeless anymore? Wow. 👍

    • @apathybronson
      @apathybronson 19 дней назад +1

      ​@@MarthaShandleyyes not many people know that but until 9 years ago there were no homeless people in the US. There's also no other place that has homeless people in the world, because Trump was never their head of state.

  • @deborahbrown236
    @deborahbrown236 19 дней назад +7

    Send that whole crime family to Gitmo! Don't leave kushner behind.

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 19 дней назад +9

    The fact that there is a ‘Y’ in Monday is suspicious.

  • @brookecameron9680InaPigsEar
    @brookecameron9680InaPigsEar 20 дней назад +75

    Make America Sane Again show the whole world rationality still exists vote blue 💙💙

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 20 дней назад +80

    Trump told Howard Stern, on air, that he "wished Marla would have taken care of it" He was talking about Marla's pregnancy with his daughter Tiffany.

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 20 дней назад +16

      @leanne He forced 1st wife Ivana to have SEVEN abortions. He DID try to convince 2nd wife Marla to abort their daughter.

    • @vickiehodnett4360
      @vickiehodnett4360 20 дней назад +13

      @@deborahwilson4684I am not surprised by this information.

    • @invisiblekid99
      @invisiblekid99 19 дней назад +16

      @@deborahwilson4684and now all he wants to do is date his daughter.

    • @janemack2667
      @janemack2667 19 дней назад +1

      @@deborahwilson4684. what's the source for this statement?

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 19 дней назад +7

      ​@janemack2667 several news organizations reported on it, but not with those words. He said "What are we going to do about it?" Someone doesn't know what quotation marks are for.

  • @mikebell719
    @mikebell719 19 дней назад +7

    Back in the 1950s and early 1960s era, the dollar stores were called the 5 and dime stores. How's that for inflation?

    • @Soulspinner001
      @Soulspinner001 День назад

      Give it time, they will be hatching a cunning plan. The next wave in money stretching commerce. The $1.99 store!! You can have that idea and copyright it before it happens. All the best from Scotland.

  • @PDR1285
    @PDR1285 19 дней назад +4

    That's right Guillermo! I'm belly laughing at the nuts too 🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @jaydoubleu3419
    @jaydoubleu3419 20 дней назад +328

    Trump will say. Anything for our votes
    Biden 2024

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 20 дней назад +5

      Trump said Biden 2024?

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 20 дней назад +29

      I've noticed a lot of Biden/Harris stickers on cars and I'm Florida.
      There's hope.

    • @80s-el9vc
      @80s-el9vc 19 дней назад +4

      Yes, Vote for Biden. It is now what Putin wants...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 19 дней назад +5

      @@80s-el9vc that's some pretty heavy sarcasm.

    • @political_junkie
      @political_junkie 19 дней назад

      Trump appointed the judges that overturned Roe v Wade and bragged about it, Kari Lake supported the 1864 abortion ban just a year ago and there are multiple clips of it on social media platforms, and other republicans cheered for the abortion ban laws, but today they want you to think that they disagree with the AZ Supreme Court decision. Don't get fooled by these hypocrites. Roe your vote in November.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 20 дней назад +87

    A question from the court for jurors at one of the Trump trial:
    " If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?"

    • @Parmesana
      @Parmesana 19 дней назад +4

      ha ha ha ha

    •  19 дней назад +4

      😂lol Good 👍 one ☝️

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 19 дней назад +2

      Trick question. They never go to prison.

    • @RWildekrav66
      @RWildekrav66 19 дней назад +3

      Not soon enough !

    • @GodJustCopyPasteWhatISay
      @GodJustCopyPasteWhatISay 18 дней назад +3

      How many indictments does it take to upend a system designed to keep people like Trump, And former presidents, out of jail no matter what they do? ♾

  • @MiBzAn
    @MiBzAn 19 дней назад +9

    You know times are tough when the dang 99 Cents Store closes.. that's going to hurt lot of poor people in the US. Ours, in Canada, is the most popular store. Dollarama. Their prices changed with the times. So now their minimum price is $1.25. It's kind of like Dollar General or Dollar or More stores. If we lost Dollarama here, it'd be absolute bedlam. 😢

  • @edwardrichardson7076
    @edwardrichardson7076 19 дней назад +4

    The truly innocent are not desperate to delay their trials.

  • @chrisray1567
    @chrisray1567 20 дней назад +83

    I have never seen Guillermo laugh so hard. It’s hilarious and contagious! 😂

  • @marygem
    @marygem 20 дней назад +151

    What a mess our judicial system will be if Dump45 had his way.

    • @csrb338
      @csrb338 19 дней назад +4

      It’s already a mess.

    • @80s-el9vc
      @80s-el9vc 19 дней назад

      Well biden does have his way and look what a MESS it IS.

    • @labadoor2607
      @labadoor2607 19 дней назад +5

      If he gets in again. He will dismantle the supreme court.

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 19 дней назад +4

      @@labadoor2607 You make a good point. A mad king/dictator has no need for a Supreme court.

    • @marygem
      @marygem 19 дней назад

      @@80s-el9vc are you stupidly believing that Biden has any control over the ongoing state or lawsuits against dump?

  • @tommyosuccess7919
    @tommyosuccess7919 19 дней назад +3

    I love your monologues, I actually cannot wait to hear what you have to say Jimmy, you are the best!

  • @vangleasen
    @vangleasen 19 дней назад +3

    Stop the stall, put him in jail until after his trials

  • @larrysheetmetal
    @larrysheetmetal 20 дней назад +126

    I HAVE NEVER SEEN JUDGES BE ATTACKED , MUCH LESS LIKE TRUMP HAS AND I AM AMAZED HE GETTING AWAY WITH IT !!!!! YOU DO IT !! SEE YOU FIVE YEARS WHEN GET OUT OF JAIL !!!!!

  • @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk
    @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk 20 дней назад +54

    Kimmel just getting better

  • @lagodifuoco313
    @lagodifuoco313 19 дней назад +3

    I moved away from California in 2020 after living there for 54 years. It's weird how nostalgic the 99 Cents Only store is in my memory. I have fond memories of going there with my late mother and the shopping there with my kids. 😢

  • @ConnyHatch
    @ConnyHatch 19 дней назад +2

    YOU ARE MY SHERO ECM. thank you for what you do and more who you are and what you share with us. i am SO GRATEFUL! 🙏🏽

  • @h.l.aristosolies5292
    @h.l.aristosolies5292 20 дней назад +47

    I just realized that in my lifetime. I've seen the end of the penny candy store and the .99cent stores. I know it's nothing profound but it struck me as odd and kind of sad.

    • @timothyburnett2770
      @timothyburnett2770 20 дней назад +3

      Me too 1 dollar bought 100 pieces of candy the little chocolate balls were 2 for a penny. Just think a quarter paid for 2 days worth of candy for a greedy person 😊

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 19 дней назад +2

      By the way of 8-tracks, VHS, cassette tapes, hell even cds, and vinyl!

    • @bryanspindle4455
      @bryanspindle4455 19 дней назад +2

      Even 7-11 had penny candy when they first opened. When they introduced Slurpees they were ten cents.

    • @karstenstormiversen4837
      @karstenstormiversen4837 19 дней назад

      If you think it is sad that stores sells things that are made of slave labour stop to exist,that actually tells me that you only are thinking of yourself and not those that actually makes the stuff that is being sold!
      So i guess you are the person that do belive that people should not be paid a living wage then!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 19 дней назад

      ​@@jcoopes5604vinyl has made a comeback

  • @WinterRamenMusic
    @WinterRamenMusic 20 дней назад +57

    Guilllermo cracking up is awesome lmao

  • @pamlooman8045
    @pamlooman8045 19 дней назад +4

    Thank you Jimmy.. You make my day by topping off the night. 😂😂

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 19 дней назад +8

    I have 2 close Girlfriends that work at the same 99cent Store here in VEGAS,so we are totally bumbed out!! I will be the only one with a safe job again but it sometimes doesn't pay much but other times it pays GREAT! It mostly pays great Thursday to Sunday. Why can't a Billionaire step up and fix this problem?!

    • @catpaladin1
      @catpaladin1 19 дней назад

      Do your girlfriends know about each other or both just live close to you?😂

  • @realandsurreal
    @realandsurreal 20 дней назад +87

    Still the only late night host that always make me laugh out loud every time I watch. Keep up the great work Kimmel and writers!

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 19 дней назад +1

      Same! They are the best!!

    • @stevevar4710
      @stevevar4710 19 дней назад

      Too bad kimmels so lame

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 18 дней назад

      @@stevevar4710 Why are you here?

  • @HypnosisRN
    @HypnosisRN 20 дней назад +52

    Wow--An LA institution going to pasture!! 99-Store....you will be remembered fondly!❤!😊

  • @californio1850
    @californio1850 19 дней назад +4

    @11:38 A 99 cent store sign at a strip mall surrounded by palm trees with a seagull flying in the background is one of the most Southern California scenes ever.

  • @debramiller8950
    @debramiller8950 19 дней назад +4

    So many lawsuits so little time… he is numbed by the drama. What a loser.

  • @dena6254
    @dena6254 20 дней назад +36

    Justice will be sweet!
    ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

  • @LaurenStone-bc5wr
    @LaurenStone-bc5wr 20 дней назад +88

    Trump suing the judge is like tattletelling! Hes a child!!

  • @rangerider4288
    @rangerider4288 19 дней назад +3

    The fact that the "certifiable" have not been "certified" ...is very, very suspicious!

    • @jdxx59
      @jdxx59 19 дней назад +1

      Yes and there are ALOT of them!

  • @martinstuvland8620
    @martinstuvland8620 19 дней назад +6

    7:53 When you see Guillermo lose character you know it's good! 😂

  • @steven.h0629
    @steven.h0629 20 дней назад +74

    I heard this one today, fits perfectly
    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal 🍔

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 20 дней назад +85

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 19 дней назад +3

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always!

  • @user-we2rv7op2g
    @user-we2rv7op2g 19 дней назад +4

    I just felt it for the first time. I've never felt this way before. I felt that the internet is maybe not so good and not everyone should have it.

  • @StudioLB
    @StudioLB 20 дней назад +147

    Trump is going to prison
    Quote me on that

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 20 дней назад

      No US President will ever serve any time behind bars, no matter how high the crime.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 20 дней назад

      No US President (nor former president) will ever be sentenced to prison, for any amount of time. Just not gonna happen.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 20 дней назад +2

      Get a reality check.

    • @StudioLB
      @StudioLB 20 дней назад +13

      @@sunshine3914 Obviously. It's why we fired the Grand Orange 🍊😂

    • @StudioLB
      @StudioLB 20 дней назад +7

      @@sunshine3914 Screenshot saved

  • @williamcortelyou9072
    @williamcortelyou9072 20 дней назад +18

    Working at the dollar store was the worst job i ever had. I cant imagine how bad the 99cent store was!

  • @user-gg8bh7mk8h
    @user-gg8bh7mk8h 19 дней назад +1

    What a nice tribute to the 99 cent stores. My son lives in LA and is devastated. So, thank you for honoring them as an institution that will no longer be. 😢

  • @Francinagatti_dec
    @Francinagatti_dec 19 дней назад +25

    I'm going to miss our local 99¢ store. It's in final stages of closing. I bought all the tv dinners they had left and all the chips. It's the end of an era. R.I.P..

  • @mytexasdays1526
    @mytexasdays1526 20 дней назад +22

    That's the mango melanomas middle name "sue". What attorney would do that for him since he never pays his hired help. I move we change the order of our calendar to November comes after April.

  • @richardmurray8515
    @richardmurray8515 20 дней назад +28

    The dollar stores will continue. Who knew that extra penny could make such a difference?

    • @connyleicht6567
      @connyleicht6567 19 дней назад

      It always was and still is a marketing tool. Looks better in consumer's eyes. Take 3.99 i.e., that's like 4, but the average consumer believes, it "tends" to 3.... Psychology. 😅

  • @bobtreloar3106
    @bobtreloar3106 19 дней назад +3

    Thank you, jimmy kimmel you are the voice of reason!

  • @veecee3669
    @veecee3669 19 дней назад +2

    I didn't feel sad about the 99¢ Stores closing until I watched Jimmy Kimmel's "tribute". It was almost like a funeral, so RIP 99¢ Stores, may you go to that great shopping center in the sky...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 20 дней назад +26

    That lady nearly killed Guillermo!

  • @junkboxxxxxx
    @junkboxxxxxx 20 дней назад +18

    LA will be really different without 99¢ Only

    • @alfredgeorge3186
      @alfredgeorge3186 20 дней назад +2

      There's still the dollar store...

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 19 дней назад +1

      We don’t have those stores on the East coast
      99 cent
      We do have Dollar stores

  • @robertlasher7461
    @robertlasher7461 19 дней назад +1

    Jimmy Kimmel is THE BEST late night host since Johnny Carson ! He tells it like it is with perfect humor !

  • @karen-ec8yz
    @karen-ec8yz 19 дней назад +5

    Loved the confused “Eclipse Prophets”

    • @karstenstormiversen4837
      @karstenstormiversen4837 19 дней назад

      And guess what they are also golden members of the orange cult as well!

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 20 дней назад +30

    I can't wait to see what MT Soylent Greene has to say about the upcoming cicadapocalypse! 🤣

    • @deborahbarnes6741
      @deborahbarnes6741 20 дней назад +7

      Her boyfriend already has. Said the "locusts" will be attacking people.

    • @allein1001
      @allein1001 19 дней назад +1

      Did that guy say "kicada"?

  • @PRLIBRE_SOBERANO
    @PRLIBRE_SOBERANO 20 дней назад +33

    Jimmy el mejor

  • @Barbie8051
    @Barbie8051 19 дней назад +1

    "The 160-year-old Civil-War era law was enacted before women had the right to vote and before Arizona was officially a state." That should not be a state law. It was signed before Arizona was a state.

  • @Electric_Funeral
    @Electric_Funeral 20 дней назад +8

    If you buy your pregnancy test from the 99 cents store it cancels out the condoms you bought there

  • @guinsey
    @guinsey 20 дней назад +14

    It's not a motor home It's a motor coach Thomas corrected the interviewer that asked him.😊

    • @sundayhinojosa8114
      @sundayhinojosa8114 20 дней назад +5

      God forbid Thomas would ever accept a free Motor Home. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @guinsey
      @guinsey 19 дней назад

      @@sundayhinojosa8114
      Lol

  • @ashlibabbitt8609
    @ashlibabbitt8609 20 дней назад +35

    Arizona is where old people go to bake in the sun😂

    • @WinstonSmith19847
      @WinstonSmith19847 20 дней назад +3

      I see it's the American version of Eastbourne in the UK.

    • @irishbryan0610
      @irishbryan0610 20 дней назад +4

      That's not true, I'm stuck here because my behavioral health license won't transfer to a different state 😂

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 19 дней назад +2

    I like watching Jimmy Kimmel videos.

  • @TUBESTOOL
    @TUBESTOOL 19 дней назад +2

    1864 is 14 years after residential toilets started becoming commonplace in America. We have pocket-sized computers and electric vehicles and were sticking with laws from a time when the life expectancy was 40 years.

  • @CharlesJohnson-ui2pk
    @CharlesJohnson-ui2pk 20 дней назад +7

    Come on Monday👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @sarasarah1810
    @sarasarah1810 20 дней назад +12

    jury selection starts monday....how long will that go on?...lol

  • @nartouzumaki8232
    @nartouzumaki8232 20 дней назад +4

    Can't they just call it the 2 Dollar Store? ..

  • @jokendrick2124
    @jokendrick2124 19 дней назад +2

    My 97 year old mother used to love the 99 cent store. I prefer Dollar Tree, haha! It is the end of an era!

  • @lindaporter3726
    @lindaporter3726 20 дней назад +9

    Don't you notice that mafia don squints a lot?

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 19 дней назад

      He probably needs glasses, but his vanity stops him wearing them.

  • @jeffcox4538
    @jeffcox4538 20 дней назад +6

    Great show!

  • @ZaraAxelrod
    @ZaraAxelrod 19 дней назад +2

    Loved “Nearer, My God, to Thee”

  • @suds5214
    @suds5214 19 дней назад +3

    The Dollar Tree stores in the East raised the price of everything to $1.25.

  • @xfaktur2261
    @xfaktur2261 20 дней назад +11

    SAVE THE 99!!!

    • @williamcook7527
      @williamcook7527 20 дней назад +2

      Someone already did. They're reopening three months after the final close out sales 😂

  • @adb888
    @adb888 20 дней назад +8

    So destroying property is okay when celebrating a sporting event, but not okay when someone is killed by the people paid to protect them...got it.

    • @scotsmanofnewengland7713
      @scotsmanofnewengland7713 19 дней назад

      UConn removed all the lampposts and had more security on hand since last years wins the students destroyed and did a lot of damage. Only one window was broken this year and only UConn students were allowed to attend the showing of the game on campus. Crazy

  • @dr983
    @dr983 19 дней назад +1

    Thank you JK for always bringing a smile to my face.

  • @noxnext
    @noxnext 19 дней назад +1

    Funny! In my country we had the €1,- stores. But with time they changed their name. Now, everything is €1,10! No kidding! Maybe your 99 cent stores should have just done that instead of closing over 300 stores . 🤦🏻‍♀️