Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Revelation 20:15 - And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. Matthew 25:46 - And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal. Matthew 10:28 - And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell
@@brandonbooze3599 Yes he was, in the scene the other guys give what they chose to Big Smoke to put in the order. Carl even says "I'll have a number 9, fat boy" directed at Big Smoke, not to someone in the drive-through.
Woozie: well her pass will probably be in her house, you gotta break in and get it! CJ: sheet your right, I'm a call you when i get the card. *phone call ends* Millie's in front of CJ *punches her*. CJ: you little punk. *gets in the house.
Cough First Ryder Mission where you Get to the Barber Cough "You looking too Skinny CJ" "Excuse Me? I have 100% Fat and you call me skinny? You Shern Head!"
i have been playing this game for 12 years and i never knew about those little phone calls from that mafia guy i only got the 1st one and the one where its says that he is sending some associate.
You know that call actually made me smile, I didn't lose the race and never got the call but if I had then that call would have taken the sting of the lose away.
5:05 finding this is the most important thing that happened on my life....Toreno just killed me with the "im in it min i swiir!" LOL and I did the 100% of this game like 5 times...
This is why GTA san andreas and other games from the old' golden days are great, I am not saying like some ol' geezer saying, *back in my days, games were used to be great!* particularly having GTA SA in one of my golden childhood games, but what trying to say is that games like these still stands strong from today's genre, Why?, I mean just look at it, GTA San andreas was released from year 2004, that's literally 14 yrs ago, the game is SOO BIG with large areas to explore, tons of missions to finish, and most of all easter eggs, rockstar game developers really took their time to implement even implement small things that carried out in milestones, don't believe me? I mean look at this~!, Just when you thought you knew every details and secrets about the game, the game even throws you out small yet great easter eggs such as this~, honestly, i never noticed these phone call easter eggs, yet i've played the game countless times, The best part of it, is that it is soo cleverly well put that it took long time to be discovered, man, i am so glad that i played GTA san andreas, and i still think this game still stands out in today's games as well~!
Everyone is speaking russian, and I'm like.. Google translate? Please? Изменено: мне не нужен Гугл вперёд сейчас. 3 года назад, когда я написала этот комментарий, мне было 14-15 лет. Извините)
Lars's Wig why are you making a big deal out of this? People speak other languages, and of course they would leave comments in the native language, which you may not understand. Nothing wrong with it. On a side note, i am amazed how many people from different countries are leaving comments in english, so much in fact, that you can easily get used to it.
@@udavol5 around the east los santos beach an ice cream truck will sometimes drive around and the clown drives it, you can hijack it and push the clown onto the street
This video reminded me of what a great character Mike Torino was. James Woods really brought his A-game out for this role. Every interaction is a classic! :D
LMAO that part when CJ rushed to Pizza Stack and buy tons of pizzas right after he killed Big Smoke is hilarious XD Plus the music just makes me wanna laugh
This game is actually insane. How did they made the game this good? It really gives the feeling that you are in the game. Communicating with other characters.
Carl is afraid to fly, but perfectly cool with midnight strolls, in the middle of the desert, in a shallow open grave full of bodies, while nonchalantly chatting on the phone...
Awwwww! I loved Kendl's call to CJ if he loses their race! I always wanted to see more of what their family was like before Brian died (San Andreas Stories, why did you NEVER get made?! 😭), and fifteen years later, my wish was finally granted! Thanks for uploading this! It was worth it for that call alone. EDIT: The hilariously refreshing nature of, "Mr. Johnson I want my fucking money!" is also some comedy gold! NEVER go to the casino without save-scumming! 😂
If you like this video, check out my new vid about failing mission scenes and dialoges in SA: ruclips.net/video/7qp3-d-8ha0/видео.html
2:50 Woow Kendl is so cute
@@aiuongvipboyuongtang7452 ah shit, here we go again
Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Revelation 20:15 - And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Matthew 25:46 - And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.
Matthew 10:28 - And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell
Scvg said the the comments are that he was a good 😌 man man man man
And now not secret to 1.700.000
Big Smoke: "Hey look, Carl, I'm big boned. But I'm still an athlete." 😂
Damn fool Pay Attention morons
That's a real homie but taking big smoke weight advice is like paying child support. Even thought the kid ain't yours ..
NoahTre lol
DrinkMoWater 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
DrinkMoWater Lmao. So accurate but true though.
Toreno: carl learn to fly
Carl: I'm on it man I swear
Toreno: "i'M oN It mAn I sWeAR"
Walter Sosa mEMe
Walter Sosa good meme
Walter Sosa Genius LOL
Walter Sosa Thank you from the deaf community
Walter Sosa
A fat joke coming from big smoke who holds the most famous order
He was ordering for everyone in the car!
armando1is1great no he wasnt
@@brandonbooze3599 Yes he was, in the scene the other guys give what they chose to Big Smoke to put in the order. Carl even says "I'll have a number 9, fat boy" directed at Big Smoke, not to someone in the drive-through.
armando1is1great he ate everything though
@@armando1is1great are you sure
living for toreno's calls
I was going to like the comment but I wanted it to stay on 69 likes forgive me :(
domt jump you won't repsawn
@@SalvageET It's currently at 356 likes. There's no excuse to not like it now.
@@AUBCodeII apparently I already liked it lol thanks for the reminder tho
@@SalvageET lol you're welcome
The guy from the Casino is so polite and Patient
i know right
i dunno, that "I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY" part doesn't seem quite polite
He also is a bussiness man
So he want his FUCKING MONEY CARL
@@bitterjames try being polite with a man like Carl
I mean it is just $957 dollars.. 😂😂
Cj:hey wassup
Sweet:your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!
this game was savage even b4 we know that memes exist
nadhem hamza
I was like memes have been around since 2009, and then remembered that San Andreas had been around since 2003
Dao Yang 04*
nadhem hamza chill out bro lol he was just being a smartass
Internet memes have existed since like 1997 lol
U never heard a funny joke before instagram...?
Toreno: Hows the flying coming along?
CJ: Yeah well....
*Looks into ditch filled of body bags*
B-A-M F-A-N yea those are bodydags
So that's what they were
See, what had happened was…
I was flying around and.. shit got fucked up.
Yeah and those body bags shows how many lifes I have spent trying flight school XD
I love Woozie’s stuttered “what the fuck!?” if you get dumped.
Millie has the creepiest house EVER!!!
Privateer Bouncher she a freak what do ya expect
Privateer Bouncher s'more kinky than creepy in ya ask me.
Guest Alom yes
thx for letting me know
it's a sex dungeon. bdsm shit
2:53 lol kendl and cj’s laughs are so wholesome. showing sibling love even after the passing of their mother
5:00 this is a masterpiece in the phone call history. I lost my shit 😂😂😂
@kyle gaz garrick hey gas
I also lost
I will never forget those Toreno Says
"Beat your Fears, focus your mind and learn to fly."
it's weird that you break in millie's house right in front of her
she dumped him for a reason
@Damian 2000 then robbed her & said *"GIMMIE DAT!!"*
@Damian 2000 Bruh
it's weird that you break in Millie's house right in front of her
Woozie: well her pass will probably be in her house, you gotta break in and get it!
CJ: sheet your right, I'm a call you when i get the card.
*phone call ends*
Millie's in front of CJ *punches her*.
CJ: you little punk.
*gets in the house.
millie ropes her self and master Bates
Millie is the worst!
The easiest way to get the keycard.
Respecting WAHMEN
Just kill her its the easiest way to get it
Totally loved it when Kendl called Carl a loser, felt like my own sister was mocking me lol. Bought a smile to my face heh
I love how they just replace "Millie Dumped me" with "Millie's dead" and it has absouliutely no effect on the conversation ahaha
What...the ..fuck?
2:56 is the cutest laugh I've ever heard
Typical little sister XD
Cutest exchange ever lol
Can we talk about how wholesome the whole "haha loooser" exchange between Carl and Kendl is? It really makes me smile from how cute it is
Legends say... this dude is still waiting for his money
Legends say... this dude is still waiting for his money
Legends say.... this dude us still waiting for his money
Legends say... this dude is still waiting for his money
Legends say... this money is still waiting for his dude
Legends say... this dude is still waiting for his money
I love how the phone call about owing a money just escalates in every phone call
Those phone calls when everyone is calling him fat is just hilarious!!!! 😂
AppleHeadLover ♥ also them truth cutscenes with fat CJ.
Yea back when being fat was funny
Cough First Ryder Mission where you Get to the Barber Cough
"You looking too Skinny CJ"
"Excuse Me? I have 100% Fat and you call me skinny? You Shern Head!"
Ok
@@MariusBoss11458 How about the Drive-Thru missions where Big Smoke said "Carl, you look a little thin man, you gotta be hungry"?
i have been playing this game for 12 years and i never knew about those little phone calls from that mafia guy i only got the 1st one and the one where its says that he is sending some associate.
its when you get a debt in casino, and its in the full version
CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW WILL I LOSE MY MONEY AT THE CASINO?!?!
ikr I have the game and he'll only every send me 1 warning, maybe 2 and then says "some of my... associates will be visiting you"
Well does anyone know where the caller is ? Maybe Woozie ? Sounds like him haha
@@xcalib3r_505 I don't think that's Woozie.
4:50
Toreno is right
Beat your fears
Focus your mind
Nothing is impossible
learn to fly
Easier said than done...
CJ: *kills Millie*
Also CJ: *There's been an accident*
I love this game too much.
04:57 - 05:41 Holy shit I almost coughed my kidney out, that was a good laugh, damn.
Toreno was a funny dude
He is awesome
@@TanWamhe’s the only one CJ couldn’t kill 😂😂😂 Toreno is always!!! 1 step ahead
"aaaaaoooooowww thats your brother, ok? no big problem"
The phone call between CJ and Kendl is pretty sweet😭
The Kendl One Was Funny & Adorable At The Same Time
Fuck no you idiot
the great one the one ?
the great one the one who hurt u man
4:43 JUST DO IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, CARL! AND LEARN TO FLYYYY!
Rocket Nuclear ok ok... TORENO? aww shieet
Rocket Nuclear just DO IT!
L E A R N T O F L Y
That is the most motivational quote ever
Bruh I got that mission and he wouldn’t stop calling
"testical kebabs" hahaha
L.S. Moto turkish people liked
:(
Hahah :DD
Л.С. Мото lol
wtf
Hmm... I don't ever remember seeing a phone in the weapon window any time I've ever played GTA SA.
Timku San Same
@Kris X50 it was used you could only answer phone calls though, you couldn't just pull it out like GTA 5
Beta phone mod
@@jonmartinez1999 gta iv did that first.
6:30 that jab made me sputter.
"You lil' punk!"
i thought he said you lil pump LOL!!!
i thought he said: "you look punk"
"You lil' punk!"
Bruh...
8 kilometers is 314, 961 inches.
Matthew Olden lmaoooo I was wondering
Dam
so someone is living in sanfierro and all the time has his dick in sweets ass?
Is it really?
Well...they don't call him Horse Cock Harry for nothing!
1:12
Cj:*kills bigsmoke*
later....
*big smoke is calling*
That chuckle Carl gave to Kendl is so cool. It's like sibling jokes. It's funny to me because I have a brother and sister 3:04
Big Smoke: Im not fat, im big boned.
Darkouloos Casper, IKR?
Or festively plump
Eric Cartman
*I'm not fat my muscles are flabby*
...so said every fat friend anyone had
Kendl:LOSER!
Cj:We Will see who's the loser...
After 5min Cj kills Kendl.
Kris X50 I would though... And Carl has no say in it whatsoever. He doesn't have control.
You know that call actually made me smile, I didn't lose the race and never got the call but if I had then that call would have taken the sting of the lose away.
Bro you wack
Like really wack
@@thegreatonetheone8226 dude this comment is 3 years old what did you expect, i wonder if I have older comments...
4:34 one of the best quote in this video game
I never knew you could get into debt in that game; I've played it for years and never experienced negative currency
Charlene Titus well I’ve always just had millions using exploit so yeah
When u unlucky in the casino it happens 😂
If you go to the casino and lose a ton of money before the mission Rider and have negative funds you can get paid to go to the barbers
It never happened to me because I was using HESOYAM like every 10 seconds
@@sadkdhm2060 same lol
Toreno's quote 4:33 - 4:50
It made me cry
"Same things make us laugh, make us cry."
@@sriharshaa3780 But right now we have to take care o' business.
ikr
James woods is the man. The only guy to take his name off a school is Adam west
6:29 This had me dying
The flight school was the moment of my childhood to decide I will just playing around and not continuing the story
6:03 accepting a breakup like a boss, with CJ.
If I'm big boned CJ I would say Smoke shouldn't you come to the GYM with me too?? LOL
5:05 finding this is the most important thing that happened on my life....Toreno just killed me with the "im in it min i swiir!" LOL
and I did the 100% of this game like 5 times...
This is why GTA san andreas and other games from the old' golden days are great,
I am not saying like some ol' geezer saying, *back in my days, games were used to be great!*
particularly having GTA SA in one of my golden childhood games, but what trying to say is that games like these still stands strong from today's genre,
Why?, I mean just look at it, GTA San andreas was released from year 2004, that's literally 14 yrs ago, the game is SOO BIG with large areas to explore, tons of missions to finish, and most of all easter eggs, rockstar game developers really took their time to implement even implement small things that carried out in milestones, don't believe me? I mean look at this~!,
Just when you thought you knew every details and secrets about the game, the game even throws you out small yet great easter eggs such as this~, honestly, i never noticed these phone call easter eggs, yet i've played the game countless times,
The best part of it, is that it is soo cleverly well put that it took long time to be discovered,
man, i am so glad that i played GTA san andreas, and i still think this game still stands out in today's games as well~!
Man, Toreno is probably one of my favorite characters from that game. Snarky bastard.
Everyone is speaking russian, and I'm like..
Google translate? Please?
Изменено: мне не нужен Гугл вперёд сейчас. 3 года назад, когда я написала этот комментарий, мне было 14-15 лет. Извините)
Okay I used Google Translate and everyone is rejoicing about "Nico" being back.
It should be Niko, yeah?
Charlotte Yeah
+Michelle Cannes FUCK OFF BITCH
Slavaboo
Lars's Wig why are you making a big deal out of this? People speak other languages, and of course they would leave comments in the native language, which you may not understand. Nothing wrong with it.
On a side note, i am amazed how many people from different countries are leaving comments in english, so much in fact, that you can easily get used to it.
At 7:54 "Hey, Mr. Johnson. Just a friendly reminder that you owe me money. Don't be a stranger."
Mike went "have you learn to fly Carl?" To "just learn to fucking fly already"
6:44
CJ kills Millie:
7:04
CJ:
Well, more of an unfortunate accident
LYING 100
8:40 killer clowns walking around Las Venturas.
Regz Zuse
Damn I'd missed that, nice catch!
Regz Zuse Are they real in the game? Like really a killer?
@@farwahbatool6247 nope, myth, like bigfoot leatherface etc.
Bruh,i never seen him without cheat
@@udavol5 around the east los santos beach an ice cream truck will sometimes drive around and the clown drives it, you can hijack it and push the clown onto the street
The first phone call you hear the sadness in Cj’s voice when sweet was talking about how he let himself go and to join the gym
Toreno was so savage about cj’s brother ngl.
You know you're out of shape when Big Smoke tells you to hit the gym.
"Aooooooowww"
dsnDraaX - 😂😂😂
Hii Tze Siang NO ME!
"Aoooooooooowww"
*Phone rings*
Tom Nook : "Hey mister Johnson, I need my money."
"Aooooowww" - that's your brother, OK? LMAO
This video reminded me of what a great character Mike Torino was.
James Woods really brought his A-game out for this role. Every interaction is a classic! :D
Toreno to Carl:
" Learn to fly, Carl!"
2:44 that phone call is so sweet though
Because she is "sweet's" sister
5:30
Man, I thought the money was 123,456. I was pretty impressed for a moment.
Also Aooooowww 😹😹😹😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"Loser!" - Kendl - 1992
LMAO that part when CJ rushed to Pizza Stack and buy tons of pizzas right after he killed Big Smoke is hilarious XD Plus the music just makes me wanna laugh
Woah, never knew a dialogue alone can give Kendl so much personality.
Toreno: Carl, learn to fly.
Carl: Im on it man i swear.
Toreno: Im On It MaN i SwEaR
8:53 that dude in the background is booking it!
Hahaha! Good eye dude, good eye👍
This game is actually insane. How did they made the game this good? It really gives the feeling that you are in the game. Communicating with other characters.
2:48
That "Bro and Sis' moment" was wholesome
Torenos voice actor must have had SO much fun.
some of these are hilarious, hahaha. these little funny details is what makes this game so great.
HOWSOWVER TF DOES CARL'S PHONE SURVIVE IN WATER
Probably a Nokia
one word
3310
Isaac Badell-Riviere early 2000s phones
Nokia 3310.
Those huge ass brick cellphones from the 70s and 80s could go through hell and back.
I'll take two number 9s with a large soda.
I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
gimme a number 9 just like his
Lemme get a number 6 with extra dip
I’ll have two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
I got one 45 with extra dip
6:43 The self realization. Lmao
8:40 The Truth secretly simps for kendl
Carl is afraid to fly, but perfectly cool with midnight strolls, in the middle of the desert, in a shallow open grave full of bodies, while nonchalantly chatting on the phone...
Legend says that mafioso still hasn’t got his money
dunno why this video got only 200k views. its one of those unique vids about GTASA. two thumbs up to the maker.. had a good laugh watching bruh
Awesome video. I played gta San Andreas many times and didn't know about some of these!
Legends say that cj is still getting phonecalls saying "you owe me money carl"
we was hanging out and ...shit got fucked up
Being fat in a playthrough is so much funnier than a regular playthrough Carl roasts himself so much and it’s hilarious
Toreno’s phonecalls are the best thing ever
And to this day they say that the mob boss is still out there looking for his money
I live when Toreno mocks ppl
Appreciate your time and effort for this is really good content
Kendl was usually so uptight but she was cute in that phone call. Love it :)
Phone call 5 happened to me once I was only going to get food because my health was low
When I finished the game, Catalina phoned me... and all I've heard was: Oh! Oh! OOOOOOH! Claude! Ooooh!
Same lol
To make Carl jealous.... Lol... It wont happen though
"FASTER! HARDER! DEEPER! OOH YES! YES! YEES!"
that's not a secret call, it's part of the ending
Excellent video man, very well made!
5:26 OH SHIT I WAS ROFLING SO HARD I SHAT MY PANTS AN THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY CURTAINS
Awwwww! I loved Kendl's call to CJ if he loses their race! I always wanted to see more of what their family was like before Brian died (San Andreas Stories, why did you NEVER get made?! 😭), and fifteen years later, my wish was finally granted! Thanks for uploading this! It was worth it for that call alone.
EDIT: The hilariously refreshing nature of, "Mr. Johnson I want my fucking money!" is also some comedy gold! NEVER go to the casino without save-scumming! 😂
9:41 Mr. Johnson I want my fucking money !
I was bummed Ryder never called CJ
That Casino businessman was so patient lmao
Lol big smoke telling carl he's letting himself go haha
Good material - thanks for the effort.
If you fail wrong side of the tracks 45 times in a row you get a secret phone call from smoke saying *ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ*