I love how when Kendl is calling CJ a loser over the phone, you can hear CJ snickering when he responds, love the sibling relationship between these two.
7:08 "if you decided NOT TO help Zero" Man.. Even if you try to help Zero it would seem like you decided not to because that mission is the fucking hell
13:44 PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY SIR! THIS IS A PUBLIC BUILDING!🤣 13:51 THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, SIR, PUT THE WEAPON AWAY!🤣 14:11 What you mean are you think you talk?🤣
2:29 Fun Fact: if you got enough boxes then chose to wake him up or the timer went out, you'll still continue the mission but you have to lose the 2 stars wanted level to be able to finish the mission
A dildo also counts as a weapon too. It's quite funny just cycling through your weapons, seeing what triggers the guy and hearing him repeat the same lines over and over, haha.
Same goes for the spray paint. You know how you get a wanted level if you're caught tagging? It's because the AI registers it as you firing a weapon, not because of vandalism.
2:57 CJ was about to commit suicide because he was fat. But Big Smoke gave him some motivation and saying that he better go to the gym. Be like Smoke
he still jumped
be like smoke, no I don't whana be a backstabber
Yes
notice how it took cj an hour to get on top of the bridge... ;DDD
Damn.. rockstar make us dissapointed from making him a betrayer
9:58 Cesar : Oh man you just let them get wiped out
CJ *move yo body duh duh duh duh*
😂😂
How?! 0_o
@@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111 How? How what?
Ввк🖕🏿✌️👍🏼👇🏼🖇️👍🏿👎🏿✌️✌️💔
@@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111 be quiet some segundos and pausa the game and resume
2:11 the way Caesar said "Come on holmes, hit me fucker!!" is absolutely hilarious
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
2:10
0:55 Damn, he shook us! Mother--
Now we know where nick fury pulled off that dialogue from in the end credits of infinity war
*Mission Failed Your Homies Didn't Make It*
Carol The Wildcat Famous last words.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man This Game is Timeless!
14:40
Smoke : Come on playa, get in
**Car gets on fire**
Also Smoke: Get out!! Get out
I bust out laughing😂
OMFG LOL
14:58 meanwhile...
@@Idkwhatiam oooohhh
Main channel guy please pin this comment
4:27 I love Sweet’s reactions 😂🤣
Sweet: CJ, you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?
No spam pure gta 4 action packed gunplay m.ruclips.net/video/d7XGuFl1NhE/видео.html
Marvelous! 😂
Hey, Adrian Maldonado, your avatar picture is soo cute
@@БорисОсипов-ц6ь thank you so much!!
14:40 Smoke: C'mon playah get in-
*GET OUT, GET OUT*
Lol
Hardcore F&Renezi *ITS GON BLOW*
😂🤣
when you are telling the bois to enter to your room and then you see a spider
Lmao
3:51 **cj fails at dancing**
*everyone else stops*
Carl Johnson Ay homie, what’s crackin wit you?
I'm putting you in a wheelchair when I'm done. 😂
Girl : *fights cj* cj :*smash van*
Cj: YEAH ME? LOOK AT YOU PATHETIC BITCH!
Dude danced so awkwardly he ruined the whole party
For architecture espionage, you forgot that you can get arrested for doing blueprint photography while the guards were still around
2:03 that loving brotherly goodbye. 10/10
🥺❤️
CJ is so sweet
@ydniaR12 Raindy Also "Get out of my--"
But Kendl was such a Bitch there😑
Cesar: Come on homie hit me fuckers
15:46
Jump you , _Fool_
_CJ JUMP_
Jumps.... but CJ survives
He can jump a several time and didnt die
Tommy vercetti can jump all day
Andy KA ex use nw
@Andy KA did you see him brake any bone
9:13
"Shit, Mike Phone's dead!" *proceeds to do a sick car aerial trick*
R.I.P
Mikes Phone
12:47 Rosenberg become Frozenberg
Rofl
Jacky lol lmao
Lmao
WTF,hahahhaha
Iceberg
3:34 "The gym, man!"
"Screw you"
*commits suicide*
He still live
@@Soa-cant-draw r/wooosh
Can you move when u talk with smoke?
@@Soa-cant-draw r/wooosh
@@miguel-nm7wx r/ihavereddit
I love how when Kendl is calling CJ a loser over the phone, you can hear CJ snickering when he responds, love the sibling relationship between these two.
"I don't love you anymore"
"I can't love a stupid man"
*Boom*
Mohsin GG welp shes dead
And now she's *DEAD*
LETS JUST HOPE SHE SURVIVED SOMEHOW, that hoe was a great villain
Catalina Be Having Me Dying
6:23
6:22 Catalina was already in love with CJ
It sounds like she's singing
Boom!
@@Ugh718 yes lol
4:27 The way how Sweet said that it made me laugh hard lmao
"what the fuCK are you doing, CJ?!"
Same lmOoo
when maero "enters" dane vogel's office.
unrelated, i know. but that's from a ytp.
Same lol
he sounds so genuinely confused
9:34
Ceasar:take them out Cj they're right in the thick of it.
CJ: orders pizza and sings afterwards.
priorities
I see the irony in their.
Reminds me a Spiderman YTPs where Parker’s always runs for the hot-dog instead of doing other things
@@vasiliypupkin3239 Lol I know in that ytp car kills 2 children and he eats hot dog LMAO
He didn't order pizza, he ordered salad meal
13:45
CJ: *puts thermal vision goggles*
Guard: *SIR, PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY!!!*
Did cj got arrested after that? Lol
That happend me yesterday in the ps3 version. I was like: WTF
Gay
It could've been a goggle shaped gun. You never know.
Racist guard XD
09:13 "Shit!! Mike's phone dead." CJ: "Well!!! So are we!!!"
He's _boned_ for good after 📵📴.
4:58
Time for a visit in the station
Carl: fUcK y0u
Boi he should've added Popo when he said fuck you
Super cop'd. He literally teleports out of his car
😂😂😂
CJ YOU FOOL CANE WONT SHOW NOW
9:14 Yes, and we will as well in 3 seconds.
Just the way it spins is hilarious
6:51
Most satisfying mission failed.
No Catalina no more problem for Claude.
But it also creates a problem between him and Cesar for killing his cousin.
No Catalina no problem for Claude and gta 3 wouldn’t have happened until gta 4 (because Vice city and San Andreas take place before 3)
CJ has enough
@@GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn it would still happen but the final would be only against salvatore.
9:01 the dialogue combined with the fact that after each cut you're further and further away from the city is just perfect.
True its just perfect
Poor Mike was just sitting in the car and waiting for the rescue team.
But he's hitting a cool car clip though 😂
I don't get it
@@ahmelscottjr2044 Awww you're so innocent.
12:56 The way CJ and Rosenberg awkwardly stand there in silence after getting trapped makes me laugh.
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cj :oh well we try
same
Why CJ dont use explosive?
CJ is like "Now what? "
4:45
Sweet: too late man the funeral over!
...
Cj: At the Funeral?
This Made Me Laugh😂
Same 😂😂
11:22 WTF I never knew this scene exist.
It is a cool scene
@@mohammed_the_train_spotter for me its embarrassing
Well it’s your opinion so yeah..........
WHAT!?
What’s wrong mate?
7:08
"if you decided NOT TO help Zero"
Man.. Even if you try to help Zero it would seem like you decided not to because that mission is the fucking hell
At first I was like "oh this is easy" and by the end I had one transmitter left and I was just screaming.
@@inurokuwarz lol
Mission Failed All The transmitters were destroyed
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan for me it's not and I'm on mobile
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan its actually easier on mobile
11:11 All We had to do Was follow the Damn Plane, Cj!
2:07 Carl is letting his emotion out
Come on, Holmes hit me fucker!
@@WinterBoi- 😂😂👩🦽👩🦽
4:27 What the fAcK you doing CJ?
Oh CJ you such a asshole
To late man the funerals over
@Seamus Peacock We missed the damn funeral!
Cj, you fOol kane won't show now
@@rvke5639 You blew the ambush, CJ! You buster.
4:00 Man, CJ is a savage
3:44 The legendary quote of the game.
All We Have To Do, Was Follow The Damn Train, CJ!
Drive Thru mission
Drive _ By mission
Cesar Vialpando mission
And it's a meme!
2:28 who's the buster now ?
3:44 Most iconic Dialogue
All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
0:58 man remembers his mother before his untimly demise
Lmaoo
Mothef
Mother 😂
0:57
Ryder: Damn, He shook us!
Smoke: Mu....
*Drowns instantly*
Had me dying😂
"Your homies didn't make it"
Hey said mothe
😂
ucker! I’ve got the wheel!
Had me dying when catilina said your a waste of good balls.
3:58 CJ failed so hard that,everyone dismisses the whole party
1:48 That's a cute conversation ❤
No
@@nemessiss1 stop being a busta, man
Cesar was mad to Carl xD
COME ON HOLMES HIT ME FUCKER
@@Vkdkdsl OUGH
14:40 Smoke: Come on playa, get in!
14:42 Smoke: get out get out is gon' blow!
Which one is it then
Lol
2:21 photo
A😂
Big smoke plan is want to kill CJ but he not want kill himself
14:14 Big smoke explosion
What a smoke-bomb
- mike, help is on the way
[cut to them driving uphill]
- *WE'RE NEARLY THERE, MIKE*
😂😂
10:46 CJ actually agree with him xD
Aji Saputra-Nii ?
UpbeatTrombone look at cjs head it nods
Coldbob115 Thanks for clarifying that for me, I was so confused. :)
Sorry pal you're not what the boss is lookin for.
6:10 that made me laugh so hard.
Me too
*AACCCKKKK!!!!!*
_"Ao shit!" "AwwWck"_
😂😂😂😂
9:10 Mike’s cellphone is nearly DEH!
*drives off cliff*
Next : Shit, Mike's phone dead!
*Do some insane stunt*
@@AnggaTangerang STREAM SPOATS!!!!!!!
Is that vanoss gaming reference
Red spinning premier
I think they have a bigger problem
0:57 “Damn, he shook us!”
“Mother-“ *Car falls into the ocean*
He was gonna say " mother Mary " 😂
0:58
@@Bigstepperunderground Mother.... Bloom!
MISSION FAILED!
Your homies didn't make it
Ryder:damn he shook us
8:27 Damn you can hear the pain and disappointment in Zero’s voice 🙁
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
4:27 - Ok, Sweet's reaction to CJ killing his own gang members made me laugh a bit.
Ikr
:D
@@AlfalfaAccess Yep!
*WHAT THE FUCK YO' DOIN' CJ?!*
"We gonna need some allies" *shoots the fuck outta ally , "WHAT THE, FUCK YOU DOIN' CJ?!" 🤣😭😭😂
@@scarecrow108productions7 CJ, YOU BEEN HITTIN' RYDER'S WET STICK?!
*person jumps off building committed suicide*
*you need some new shoes man*
And he landed on his feet and said IM GAY
2:04 at this part i laughed hard
Says "goodbye" in a chill way
Then immediately releases anger on a car door
Cesar in the car:
*COME ON HOLMES! HIT ME FUCKER! GET OUT OF MY FACE!*
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
@@bencewohner305 why are you always reply like that?
3:34 damn Carl took that to heart.
6:33 she said some facts
Carl: 😠😠😠😠😠
Stfu
6:32
Catalina 🤬🖕
CJ 💨💢😠💨
14:59 literally the best and funniest part here
14:57 Ohhhhhh funny big smoke, Great Editing man!
7:07
Zero: We cant lose another transmitter!
*Loses another transmitter*
1:48 Cutest call I’ve heard
"C'mon holmes hit me fucker"
3:05 That's why we all love Big Smoke.
"Hey look, Carl, i'm big boned. But i'm still an athlete"
Deja de wear ctm udkxkgisif
ATHLETE
@@anatolicheekibreeki3653 ?
@@jumpwithkarlhe is speaking alien language
@@rocketjumpmaster34 it appears that he is
11:26 It's like going to bed after being fired from a tiring job.
“I HATE-“
“...”
“T H W U M P”
Except it’s so hard it breaks your bones
I think it’s hilarious that he just lands on the car and all the doors fall off and the lady acts like nothing happened.
@@ironic17 Bruh.
@xXMLG Cuddles HTFGamerXx Shut dumb fucking ass. stupid chits making unfunny jokes everywhere
6:44 LOL CATALINA
9:37 Gang is in trouble but nothing like a good meal to kill this hunger.
Have a well-stacked day!
Nostalgia hits hard.
9:10 Only in GTA SA you can do such crazy stunts.
Those spins were crazy lol
INSANE STUNT BONUS: $69
Lol the car turned into a bayblayde
@@Zer0Zwei Lmaoo
@@mohmedfox7252 his name is in arabic duh
7:33 Zero: CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
🤣🤣🤣
13:44 PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY SIR! THIS IS A PUBLIC BUILDING!🤣
13:51 THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, SIR, PUT THE WEAPON AWAY!🤣
14:11 What you mean are you think you talk?🤣
@@mayzemitra3439 10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
10:50 SORRY PAL, YOU'RE NOT WHAT THE BOSS IS LOOKING FOR! THE BOSS WILL BE IN TOUCH!🤣
@@bencewohner305 Same 😂
3:57 Man your dancing was so bad they just straight up ended the party.
Go smoke some cheeba
@@oliverestigarribia684 3:59 go smok sum china
1:06 "I can smell burning!" Before the car blows up has me in tears
ong 😭😭😭😭
Wtf is happening here
@@PicolloRun bee
They also disappeared into thin air right before the car blows up
AAAAAA-
*Screams gets cut-off.*
0:27 "some people said they saw a purple voodoo doing the work,and then speedin' away"
Yeah, but people like to talk don't they?
Hell ya
No that was green sabre
I didnt realize that refrence to the Introduction
14:40 "Come on playa, get in!"
*Few seconds later*
"GET OUT! GET OUT!"
*GET OUT GET OUT IS GONNA BLOW*
Mission failed lmao
Lol
😂
2:29
Fun Fact: if you got enough boxes then chose to wake him up or the timer went out, you'll still continue the mission but you have to lose the 2 stars wanted level to be able to finish the mission
shermhead ryder
9:55 ah, CJ... what an absolute mad lad MOVE YOUR BODY TOODOODOO MOOVE YOUR BODY
7:40
for people who hated zero cause of his missions
boi + you had to pay 30k to do them. 3 boring and painful missions for 30k lol
I hated him, not because his missions we're difficult, but he was fucking annoying too
KNEE3_GERS14 I never realized how annoying David Cross could be until CJ met Zero.
@@isavgi3024 As fuck!
I thought I'm the only one!!!! HARD AF MAN!
2:29 Ryder straight busta ....
Madd Dogg's death dialogues are indeed missed gems. Ice T is low key funny.
"Too late man, funeral's over....."
"AT A FUNERAL?"
Hi Kenny Mccormick.
We missed the damn funeral
@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue at a funeral.
@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue Time for a visit at the station
@@seamuspeacock346 "f**k you"
4:30 "CJ you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?" LMAO
What is wet stick?
@@wilbronisgan4336 seriously? Think about it
@@wilbronisgan4336 PCP. So he's smoking weed dipped in PCP
That don’t sound right.
@@wilbronisgan4336 PP
12:45
Frozenberg rosen to death
😂😂😂 wtf bro
13:32 “you non driving as-“
10:01 just wanted to keep replaying it
Hahahahahahah
Lmfao
So glad I rewatched this. 9:02 is probably the funniest GTA:SA segment I've ever seen.
7:40 "Hey hey hey! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!" xD
Lol 😂
15:18 That's me when Jake Paul Makes a new song
Nice XD
Lmdao
When justin bieber makes a song
Oh God No!
Every time I finish a interview or apply 10:50
Same😂😂😂😂😭
4:33
"Oh, CJ, you such a asshole!"
😆I had to come back for this one.😂
Me too.
Me too! 😂
he sounds so annoyed
14:56 my grandma was watching and she literally got a fucking coma Bc of Laughing
Edit:anyone got reccomended this comment after two years lmao
same xd
ohhhhhhhhh!
hahahahahaha
😂😂
😂😂😂
1:22 i already heard this dialogue too many times...
If you tap the minute number fast cesar homie will move like a penguin
LoL. i got my first try
8:10 I know all of these because this is the only mission that made me restart it like 100 times
My fail is because of the time
Same
But only 50 times after 50 I fucked it up of rage
Same
@@iMic It's always one lazy soldier who lets the whole side down.
4:26
Sweet: We’re gonna need some allies
*CJ kills ally*
Sweet: wtf r u doing, CJ?!
CJ u been hitting Ryder's wet stick?
The way the ally went flying after getting shot and the way sweet said wtf made it 10x funny
Oh CJ, you such a asshole!
@@zulnaidirosli1 "you need this No More"
@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue Too late, man, the funeral's over.
5:53 he's safe and sound now
3:34 - Fatphobia made CJ attempts suicide.
13:26 MOMMA!!! 's'at you? Uugh! *(dies)*
Not the kind of encore he had in mind.
13:25
9:01 It's ridiculous that even if you are super far away from Toreno and T-bone keeps saying those words😂
Player: i will drive like a normal person
5 minutes later: 9:13
Always
Anyways
That’s how I drive in GTAV
I thought those rotations would've resulted in an insane stunt bonus.
Shit, Mike’s Phones dead
13:43 how the hell is the night vision goggles a weapon? That dude is on drugs or something
Οοf
A dildo also counts as a weapon too. It's quite funny just cycling through your weapons, seeing what triggers the guy and hearing him repeat the same lines over and over, haha.
Through various tests someone was able to determine that the cops are in fact programmed to be racist. Crazy
Same goes for the spray paint. You know how you get a wanted level if you're caught tagging? It's because the AI registers it as you firing a weapon, not because of vandalism.
Flowers are the only thing which are not counted as weapons
1:07 i love how the homies disappear into thin air, like that meme
0:58
Remember the fact that everyone mock CJ's driving skill?
Yeah😂
13:24 I never laughed so hard in a while.
So random lmfao
Mama it s that you owhh
Same
"oh what a suprise, I got a gun !"
"MOMMA IS DAT YOU ? UH.."
Famous last word
This video is gold
2:20
I love the idea of CJ bellyflopping onto that old man's bed to wake him up
xweert711 woah, didn’t expect to see Jackerino in here lol
@@Kobirn28 'Sup
Thievin' commie bastards!
@@stevenstice6683 let's get up outta here!
Ryder, where the hell you at man?
@@Vkdkdsl lol😂
7:56 my humilliation is unmeasurable and my day is ruined
Wow puerfek timing
Immeasurable
Complete
Heyy, there is a quite effort and humour on that video, congrats.. Liked!
11:32 You were blown up by plane.
CJ: Stands still like nothing happened.
*logic*
Yeah. That’s GTA San Andreas in a nutshell.
HerzegovianBeast “I HATE GRAVITY”
Re-Think WASTED.
There’s another one. Jumping without blowing up the plane. That one was funny!
Is this the only one that doesn't say Mission Failed at the end but you know it does?