GTA San Andreas - Fail Cutscenes and Dialogues
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- 00:00 Intro
00:22 Sweet's Missions
01:35 Cesar's Mission
02:13 Ryder's Missions
02:53 Smoke's Missions
03:51 OG Loc's Missions
04:14 LS Final Missions
06:18 Catalina's Missions
06:54 The Truth's Mission
07:07 Zero's Missions
09:02 Loco Syndicate Missions
10:43 Toreno's Missions
11:55 Casino Missions
13:09 Madd Dogg Mission
14:29 Random Stuff 
Игры
2:57 CJ was about to commit suicide because he was fat. But Big Smoke gave him some motivation and saying that he better go to the gym. Be like Smoke
he still jumped
be like smoke, no I don't whana be a backstabber
Yes
notice how it took cj an hour to get on top of the bridge... ;DDD
Damn.. rockstar make us dissapointed from making him a betrayer
9:58 Cesar : Oh man you just let them get wiped out
CJ *move yo body duh duh duh duh*
😂😂
How?! 0_o
@@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111 How? How what?
Ввк🖕🏿✌️👍🏼👇🏼🖇️👍🏿👎🏿✌️✌️💔
@@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111 be quiet some segundos and pausa the game and resume
0:57
Ryder: Damn, He shook us!
Smoke: Mu....
*Drowns instantly*
Had me dying😂
"Your homies didn't make it"
Hey said mothe
😂
ucker! I’ve got the wheel!
Had me dying when catilina said your a waste of good balls.
09:13 "Shit!! Mike's phone dead." CJ: "Well!!! So are we!!!"
He's _boned_ for good after 📵📴.
0:55 Damn, he shook us! Mother--
Now we know where nick fury pulled off that dialogue from in the end credits of infinity war
*Mission Failed Your Homies Didn't Make It*
Carol The Wildcat Famous last words.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man This Game is Timeless!
14:40
Smoke : Come on playa, get in
**Car gets on fire**
Also Smoke: Get out!! Get out
I bust out laughing😂
OMFG LOL
14:58 meanwhile...
@@Idkwhatiam oooohhh
Main channel guy please pin this comment
4:27 I love Sweet’s reactions 😂🤣
Sweet: CJ, you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?
No spam pure gta 4 action packed gunplay m.ruclips.net/video/d7XGuFl1NhE/видео.html
Marvelous! 😂
Hey, Adrian Maldonado, your avatar picture is soo cute
@@user-xy6uf4bk7k thank you so much!!
6:51
Most satisfying mission failed.
No Catalina no more problem for Claude.
But it also creates a problem between him and Cesar for killing his cousin.
No Catalina no problem for Claude and gta 3 wouldn’t have happened until gta 4 (because Vice city and San Andreas take place before 3)
CJ has enough
@@GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn it would still happen but the final would be only against salvatore.
14:40 Smoke: C'mon playah get in-
*GET OUT, GET OUT*
Lol
Hardcore F&Renezi *ITS GON BLOW*
😂🤣
when you are telling the bois to enter to your room and then you see a spider
Lmao
15:46
Jump you , _Fool_
_CJ JUMP_
Jumps.... but CJ survives
He can jump a several time and didnt die
Tommy vercetti can jump all day
@@ahoy9100 well people can survive from falling in the same height as that, but it will broke your leg :v
Andy KA ex use nw
3:44 The legendary quote of the game.
All We Have To Do, Was Follow The Damn Train, CJ!
Drive Thru mission
Drive _ By mission
Cesar Vialpando mission
And it's a meme!
9:13
"Shit, Mike Phone's dead!" *proceeds to do a sick car aerial trick*
R.I.P
Mikes Phone
3:51 **cj fails at dancing**
*everyone else stops*
Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
Carl Johnson Ay homie, what’s crackin wit you?
I'm putting you in a wheelchair when I'm done. 😂
Girl : *fights cj* cj :*smash van*
Cj: YEAH ME? LOOK AT YOU PATHETIC BITCH!
4:58
Time for a visit in the station
Carl: fUcK y0u
Boi he should've added Popo when he said fuck you
Super cop'd. He literally teleports out of his car
😂😂😂
2:11 the way Caesar said "Come on holmes, hit me fucker!!" is absolutely hilarious
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
4:45
Sweet: too late man the funeral over!
...
Cj: At the Funeral?
This Made Me Laugh😂
Same 😂😂
2:03 that loving brotherly goodbye. 10/10
🥺❤️
CJ is so sweet
@ydniaR12 Raindy Also "Get out of my--"
But Kendl was such a Bitch there😑
Cesar: Come on homie hit me fuckers
12:47 Rosenberg become Frozenberg
Rofl
Jacky lol lmao
Lmao
WTF,hahahhaha
Iceberg
4:27 The way how Sweet said that it made me laugh hard lmao
"what the fuCK are you doing, CJ?!"
Same lmOoo
when maero "enters" dane vogel's office.
unrelated, i know. but that's from a ytp.
Same lol
he sounds so genuinely confused
7:08
"if you decided NOT TO help Zero"
Man.. Even if you try to help Zero it would seem like you decided not to because that mission is the fucking hell
At first I was like "oh this is easy" and by the end I had one transmitter left and I was just screaming.
@@inurokuwarz lol
Mission Failed All The transmitters were destroyed
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan for me it's not and I'm on mobile
@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan its actually easier on mobile
"I don't love you anymore"
"I can't love a stupid man"
*Boom*
Carl: And I cannot love a pretty high-strung lady like you, Catania!
Mohsin GG welp shes dead
And now she's *DEAD*
LETS JUST HOPE SHE SURVIVED SOMEHOW, that hoe was a great villain
Catalina Be Having Me Dying
3:34 "The gym, man!"
"Screw you"
*commits suicide*
He still live
@@LunaLuna07 r/wooosh
Can you move when u talk with smoke?
@@LunaLuna07 r/wooosh
@@miguel-nm7wx r/ihavereddit
4:00 Man, CJ is a savage
11:11 All We had to do Was follow the Damn Plane, Cj!
13:45
CJ: *puts thermal vision goggles*
Guard: *SIR, PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY!!!*
Did cj got arrested after that? Lol
That happend me yesterday in the ps3 version. I was like: WTF
Gay
It could've been a goggle shaped gun. You never know.
Racist guard XD
11:22 WTF I never knew this scene exist.
It is a cool scene
@@mohammed_the_train_spotter for me its embarrassing
Well it’s your opinion so yeah..........
WHAT!?
What’s wrong mate?
8:27 Damn you can hear the pain and disappointment in Zero’s voice 🙁
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
I love how when Kendl is calling CJ a loser over the phone, you can hear CJ snickering when he responds, love the sibling relationship between these two.
9:14 Yes, and we will as well in 3 seconds.
Just the way it spins is hilarious
9:34
Ceasar:take them out Cj they're right in the thick of it.
CJ: orders pizza and sings afterwards.
priorities
I see the irony in their.
Reminds me a Spiderman YTPs where Parker’s always runs for the hot-dog instead of doing other things
@@vasiliypupkin3239 Lol I know in that ytp car kills 2 children and he eats hot dog LMAO
He didn't order pizza, he ordered salad meal
3:45 that will never get old 😂
Took me 10 tries before I figured to jump on the train and do it myself
2:04 at this part i laughed hard
Says "goodbye" in a chill way
Then immediately releases anger on a car door
Cesar in the car:
*COME ON HOLMES! HIT ME FUCKER! GET OUT OF MY FACE!*
10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
@@bencewohner305 why are you always reply like that?
6:22 Catalina was already in love with CJ
It sounds like she's singing
Boom!
@@Ugh718 yes lol
1:48 That's a cute conversation ❤
No
@@nemessiss1 stop being a busta, man
Cesar was mad to Carl xD
COME ON HOLMES HIT ME FUCKER
@@Vkdkdsl OUGH
6:10 that made me laugh so hard.
Me too
*AACCCKKKK!!!!!*
_"Ao shit!" "AwwWck"_
😂😂😂😂
3:58 CJ failed so hard that,everyone dismisses the whole party
Cesar: "Shoot them CJ!"
CJ: *Eats Pizza*
yeah, it was getting cold! you got eat to keep your strength up, man
Ret Animations shut up
Cesar just does not fucking exist. Its all in carl’s head.
What the fuck??
😂 have a well stacked day
12:56 The way CJ and Rosenberg awkwardly stand there in silence after getting trapped makes me laugh.
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cj :oh well we try
same
Why CJ dont use explosive?
CJ is like "Now what? "
14:14 Big smoke explosion
What a smoke-bomb
3:44 Most iconic Dialogue
All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!
14:40 Smoke: Come on playa, get in!
14:42 Smoke: get out get out is gon' blow!
Which one is it then
Lol
2:21 photo
A😂
Big smoke plan is want to kill CJ but he not want kill himself
2:07 Carl is letting his emotion out
Come on, Holmes hit me fucker!
@@WinterBoi- 😂😂👩🦽👩🦽
14:59 literally the best and funniest part here
For architecture espionage, you forgot that you can get arrested for doing blueprint photography while the guards were still around
4:27 What the fAcK you doing CJ?
Oh CJ you such a asshole
To late man the funerals over
@Seamus Peacock We missed the damn funeral!
Cj, you fOol kane won't show now
@@rvke5639 You blew the ambush, CJ! You buster.
2:28 who's the buster now ?
6:44 LOL CATALINA
7:33 Zero: CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
🤣🤣🤣
13:44 PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY SIR! THIS IS A PUBLIC BUILDING!🤣
13:51 THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, SIR, PUT THE WEAPON AWAY!🤣
14:11 What you mean are you think you talk?🤣
@@mayzemitra3439 10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣
10:50 SORRY PAL, YOU'RE NOT WHAT THE BOSS IS LOOKING FOR! THE BOSS WILL BE IN TOUCH!🤣
@@bencewohner305 Same 😂
0:57 “Damn, he shook us!”
“Mother-“ *Car falls into the ocean*
He was gonna say " mother Mary " 😂
0:58
@@Microplasma Mother.... Bloom!
MISSION FAILED!
Your homies didn't make it
Ryder:damn he shook us
9:10 Mike’s cellphone is nearly DEH!
*drives off cliff*
Next : Shit, Mike's phone dead!
*Do some insane stunt*
@@AnggaTangerang STREAM SPOATS!!!!!!!
Is that vanoss gaming reference
Red spinning premier
I think they have a bigger problem
12:45
Frozenberg rosen to death
10:07 Caesar sounds so disappointed
Yeah
- mike, help is on the way
[cut to them driving uphill]
- *WE'RE NEARLY THERE, MIKE*
😂😂
4:27 - Ok, Sweet's reaction to CJ killing his own gang members made me laugh a bit.
Ikr
:D
@@AlfalfaAccess Yep!
*WHAT THE FUCK YO' DOIN' CJ?!*
"We gonna need some allies" *shoots the fuck outta ally , "WHAT THE, FUCK YOU DOIN' CJ?!" 🤣😭😭😂
@@scarecrow108productions7 CJ, YOU BEEN HITTIN' RYDER'S WET STICK?!
Every time I finish a interview or apply 10:50
Same😂😂😂😂😭
1:48 Cutest call I’ve heard
"C'mon holmes hit me fucker"
10:46 CJ actually agree with him xD
Aji Saputra-Nii ?
UpbeatTrombone look at cjs head it nods
Coldbob115 Thanks for clarifying that for me, I was so confused. :)
Sorry pal you're not what the boss is lookin for.
11:26 It's like going to bed after being fired from a tiring job.
“I HATE-“
“...”
“T H W U M P”
Except it’s so hard it breaks your bones
I think it’s hilarious that he just lands on the car and all the doors fall off and the lady acts like nothing happened.
@@ironic17 Bruh.
@xXMLG Cuddles HTFGamerXx Shut dumb fucking ass. stupid chits making unfunny jokes everywhere
0:27 "some people said they saw a purple voodoo doing the work,and then speedin' away"
Yeah, but people like to talk don't they?
Hell ya
No that was green sabre
I didnt realize that refrence to the Introduction
9:55 ah, CJ... what an absolute mad lad MOVE YOUR BODY TOODOODOO MOOVE YOUR BODY
*person jumps off building committed suicide*
*you need some new shoes man*
And he landed on his feet and said IM GAY
CJ:"Who the fuck you think you're talking to, bitch?"
6:33 she said some facts
Carl: 😠😠😠😠😠
Stfu
6:32
Catalina 🤬🖕
CJ 💨💢😠💨
9:01 It's ridiculous that even if you are super far away from Toreno and T-bone keeps saying those words😂
5:30 Literally all this time I never knew you could enter the church for the Kane mission.
9:01 the dialogue combined with the fact that after each cut you're further and further away from the city is just perfect.
True its just perfect
Poor Mike was just sitting in the car and waiting for the rescue team.
But he's hitting a cool car clip though 😂
I don't get it
@@ahmelscottjr2044 Awww you're so innocent.
10:01 just wanted to keep replaying it
Hahahahahahah
Lmfao
5:53 he's safe and sound now
1:22 i already heard this dialogue too many times...
If you tap the minute number fast cesar homie will move like a penguin
LoL. i got my first try
"Too late man, funeral's over....."
"AT A FUNERAL?"
Hi Kenny Mccormick.
We missed the damn funeral
@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue at a funeral.
@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue Time for a visit at the station
@@seamuspeacock346 "f**k you"
7:40
for people who hated zero cause of his missions
boi + you had to pay 30k to do them. 3 boring and painful missions for 30k lol
I hated him, not because his missions we're difficult, but he was fucking annoying too
KNEE3_GERS14 I never realized how annoying David Cross could be until CJ met Zero.
@@isavgi3024 As fuck!
@@isavgi3024 well Zero's voice actors "David Cross" hate his own voice while playing this mission😂😂
9:26 when u stub your toe
Man, you're hell of a talented RUclipsr 😂😂
3:57 Man your dancing was so bad they just straight up ended the party.
Go smoke some cheeba
@@oliverestigarribia684 3:59 go smok sum china
3:05 That's why we all love Big Smoke.
"Hey look, Carl, i'm big boned. But i'm still an athlete"
Deja de wear ctm udkxkgisif
ATHLETE
@@anatolicheekibreeki3653 ?
@@jumpwithkarlhe is speaking alien language
@@rocketjumpmaster34 it appears that he is
CJ was hiding his anger 1:53
4:46 Sweet: Too late man the funerals over.
CJ: At a funeral?
13:26 MOMMA!!! 's'at you? Uugh! *(dies)*
Not the kind of encore he had in mind.
13:25
2:29 Ryder straight busta ....
"ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!" that line still the best
3:53 damn, your dancing was so bad it ended the whole beach party! 🤣🤣🤣
Sweet: to late man the funeral is over
Cj: At a funeral?
*Edited*
Holy shraps this was quite unexpected I only saw this just now
Fucking hell 😲😅😅
Thx you guys
Nightlife realizes after 7 minutes
@turbo tubby naman le dacoit CJ: Relax man
Best one 😂😂
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Officer: Time for a visit to the station!
CJ: FUCK YOU!
9:37 Gang is in trouble but nothing like a good meal to kill this hunger.
Have a well-stacked day!
3:45 a frase que marca um trauma e uma infância foi essa do Big Smoke
Bons tempos
Where Lance Vance? Another plan to be richer ?
This video is gold
0:58 man remembers his mother before his untimly demise
Lmaoo
Mothef
Mother 😂
14:40 "Come on playa, get in!"
*Few seconds later*
"GET OUT! GET OUT!"
*GET OUT GET OUT IS GONNA BLOW*
Mission failed lmao
Lol
😂
I'm glad to see this video exist because I was very curious to see what happened if you fail some of these missions in this game.
4:26
Sweet: We’re gonna need some allies
*CJ kills ally*
Sweet: wtf r u doing, CJ?!
CJ u been hitting Ryder's wet stick?
The way the ally went flying after getting shot and the way sweet said wtf made it 10x funny
Oh CJ, you such a asshole!
@@zulnaidirosli1 "you need this No More"
@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue Too late, man, the funeral's over.
3:34 damn Carl took that to heart.
Big Smoke:" I know im big boned but im still an Athlete!"
Also big moke during the mission Cutscene: *Runs for literally 2 seconds then says "Man im done!"*
Heyy, there is a quite effort and humour on that video, congrats.. Liked!
13:32 “you non driving as-“
13:43 how the hell is the night vision goggles a weapon? That dude is on drugs or something
Οοf
A dildo also counts as a weapon too. It's quite funny just cycling through your weapons, seeing what triggers the guy and hearing him repeat the same lines over and over, haha.
Through various tests someone was able to determine that the cops are in fact programmed to be racist. Crazy
Same goes for the spray paint. You know how you get a wanted level if you're caught tagging? It's because the AI registers it as you firing a weapon, not because of vandalism.
Flowers are the only thing which are not counted as weapons
14:46: "Why would not it work?" Funny and genious question 😂 However, the answer is: because there is a lot of fire inside home, far from the windows ;)
13:18 "Who the 🖕 you think you talkin' to 🏖 ?" 👊 "you just the 🏖" 🤣🤣
7:07
Zero: We cant lose another transmitter!
*Loses another transmitter*
Nostalgia hits hard.
9:10 Only in GTA SA you can do such crazy stunts.
Those spins were crazy lol
INSANE STUNT BONUS: $69
Lol the car turned into a bayblayde
@@Zer0Zwei Lmaoo
@@mohmedfox7252 his name is in arabic duh
10:06 cj what happened you just let them get cut to pieces
The face of disappointment 10:56
2:20
I love the idea of CJ bellyflopping onto that old man's bed to wake him up
xweert711 woah, didn’t expect to see Jackerino in here lol
@@Kobirn28 'Sup
Thievin' commie bastards!
@@stevenstice6683 let's get up outta here!
Ryder, where the hell you at man?
@@Vkdkdsl lol😂