GTA San Andreas - Fail Cutscenes and Dialogues

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @urielacosta2329
    @urielacosta2329 5 лет назад +5761

    2:57 CJ was about to commit suicide because he was fat. But Big Smoke gave him some motivation and saying that he better go to the gym. Be like Smoke

    • @LordArbiterThermite
      @LordArbiterThermite 5 лет назад +479

      he still jumped

    • @TheSwagSkeleton
      @TheSwagSkeleton 5 лет назад +172

      be like smoke, no I don't whana be a backstabber

    • @LANZD_
      @LANZD_ 5 лет назад +11

      Yes

    • @Makjeh
      @Makjeh 5 лет назад +44

      notice how it took cj an hour to get on top of the bridge... ;DDD

    • @Red-ui9wg
      @Red-ui9wg 5 лет назад +35

      Damn.. rockstar make us dissapointed from making him a betrayer

  • @itsyourratbrotherjerry.4626
    @itsyourratbrotherjerry.4626 5 лет назад +4986

    9:58 Cesar : Oh man you just let them get wiped out
    CJ *move yo body duh duh duh duh*

  • @hyukki3593
    @hyukki3593 3 года назад +415

    2:11 the way Caesar said "Come on holmes, hit me fucker!!" is absolutely hilarious

    • @bencewohner305
      @bencewohner305 Год назад +9

      10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣

    • @gladlee7520
      @gladlee7520 2 месяца назад +2

      2:10

  • @skyversa3593
    @skyversa3593 5 лет назад +5308

    0:55 Damn, he shook us! Mother--

    • @thishandelisntavailable
      @thishandelisntavailable 5 лет назад +383

      Now we know where nick fury pulled off that dialogue from in the end credits of infinity war

    • @YOUDONESON777
      @YOUDONESON777 5 лет назад +269

      *Mission Failed Your Homies Didn't Make It*

    • @runwiththeqase
      @runwiththeqase 5 лет назад +62

      Carol The Wildcat Famous last words.

    • @MsXGladiator
      @MsXGladiator 5 лет назад +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 5 лет назад +26

      Man This Game is Timeless!

  • @yashmjcoverartist4292
    @yashmjcoverartist4292 5 лет назад +2339

    14:40
    Smoke : Come on playa, get in
    **Car gets on fire**
    Also Smoke: Get out!! Get out

  • @Pancake3225
    @Pancake3225 3 года назад +1946

    4:27 I love Sweet’s reactions 😂🤣

    • @brandonperez8977
      @brandonperez8977 3 года назад +194

      Sweet: CJ, you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?

    • @alisamsher9107
      @alisamsher9107 3 года назад +5

      No spam pure gta 4 action packed gunplay m.ruclips.net/video/d7XGuFl1NhE/видео.html

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 3 года назад +19

      Marvelous! 😂

    • @БорисОсипов-ц6ь
      @БорисОсипов-ц6ь 3 года назад +13

      Hey, Adrian Maldonado, your avatar picture is soo cute

    • @Pancake3225
      @Pancake3225 3 года назад +6

      @@БорисОсипов-ц6ь thank you so much!!

  • @ferminutria9494
    @ferminutria9494 5 лет назад +2705

    14:40 Smoke: C'mon playah get in-
    *GET OUT, GET OUT*

  • @ihatelife1935
    @ihatelife1935 5 лет назад +2058

    3:51 **cj fails at dancing**
    *everyone else stops*

    • @noobmeffazine
      @noobmeffazine 5 лет назад +40

      Carl Johnson Ay homie, what’s crackin wit you?

    • @bigsmoke6872
      @bigsmoke6872 5 лет назад +14

      I'm putting you in a wheelchair when I'm done. 😂

    • @luksam5713
      @luksam5713 4 года назад +29

      Girl : *fights cj* cj :*smash van*

    • @luksam5713
      @luksam5713 4 года назад +15

      Cj: YEAH ME? LOOK AT YOU PATHETIC BITCH!

    • @BisckoBiscuit
      @BisckoBiscuit 4 года назад +79

      Dude danced so awkwardly he ruined the whole party

  • @familybroakajonny
    @familybroakajonny 10 месяцев назад +152

    For architecture espionage, you forgot that you can get arrested for doing blueprint photography while the guards were still around

  • @Loe7
    @Loe7 5 лет назад +1870

    2:03 that loving brotherly goodbye. 10/10

    • @vxnderlinds
      @vxnderlinds 4 года назад +68

      🥺❤️

    • @Nekusa
      @Nekusa 4 года назад +121

      CJ is so sweet

    • @aneshkumar4513
      @aneshkumar4513 4 года назад +11

      @ydniaR12 Raindy Also "Get out of my--"

    • @yisensei2149
      @yisensei2149 4 года назад +3

      But Kendl was such a Bitch there😑

    • @zulnaidirosli1
      @zulnaidirosli1 4 года назад +18

      Cesar: Come on homie hit me fuckers

  • @lisashannen6474
    @lisashannen6474 5 лет назад +1534

    15:46
    Jump you , _Fool_
    _CJ JUMP_

  • @MarshallLeeFlames
    @MarshallLeeFlames 3 года назад +289

    9:13
    "Shit, Mike Phone's dead!" *proceeds to do a sick car aerial trick*

  • @JackyWongWorld
    @JackyWongWorld 5 лет назад +728

    12:47 Rosenberg become Frozenberg

  • @feder28
    @feder28 5 лет назад +547

    3:34 "The gym, man!"
    "Screw you"
    *commits suicide*

  • @BitterBunnyBoy
    @BitterBunnyBoy Год назад +63

    I love how when Kendl is calling CJ a loser over the phone, you can hear CJ snickering when he responds, love the sibling relationship between these two.

  • @aimohsin1380
    @aimohsin1380 5 лет назад +1121

    "I don't love you anymore"
    "I can't love a stupid man"
    *Boom*

  • @twinberwolves4231
    @twinberwolves4231 5 лет назад +437

    6:22 Catalina was already in love with CJ

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 года назад +38

      It sounds like she's singing

    • @awildfurret
      @awildfurret 4 года назад +10

      Boom!

    • @walidhmd
      @walidhmd 3 года назад +3

      @@Ugh718 yes lol

  • @chrisrodriguez9100
    @chrisrodriguez9100 3 года назад +380

    4:27 The way how Sweet said that it made me laugh hard lmao

    • @codename.ken-z
      @codename.ken-z 3 года назад +73

      "what the fuCK are you doing, CJ?!"

    • @mindofguest_archive
      @mindofguest_archive 2 года назад +6

      Same lmOoo

    • @domasbaliulis23
      @domasbaliulis23 2 года назад +1

      when maero "enters" dane vogel's office.
      unrelated, i know. but that's from a ytp.

    • @xmaster1268
      @xmaster1268 2 года назад

      Same lol

    • @Wertyber
      @Wertyber Год назад +6

      he sounds so genuinely confused

  • @jdnic1
    @jdnic1 5 лет назад +821

    9:34
    Ceasar:take them out Cj they're right in the thick of it.
    CJ: orders pizza and sings afterwards.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 5 лет назад +53

      priorities

    • @nau6at431
      @nau6at431 5 лет назад +15

      I see the irony in their.

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 5 лет назад +36

      Reminds me a Spiderman YTPs where Parker’s always runs for the hot-dog instead of doing other things

    • @funwithstreamersskcz4922
      @funwithstreamersskcz4922 5 лет назад +7

      @@vasiliypupkin3239 Lol I know in that ytp car kills 2 children and he eats hot dog LMAO

    • @eagle11588
      @eagle11588 5 лет назад +6

      He didn't order pizza, he ordered salad meal

  • @eagle11588
    @eagle11588 5 лет назад +1245

    13:45
    CJ: *puts thermal vision goggles*
    Guard: *SIR, PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY!!!*

  • @Sam16760
    @Sam16760 2 года назад +228

    09:13 "Shit!! Mike's phone dead." CJ: "Well!!! So are we!!!"

  • @boi8463
    @boi8463 5 лет назад +506

    4:58
    Time for a visit in the station
    Carl: fUcK y0u

    • @MrRichmanCash
      @MrRichmanCash 5 лет назад +2

      Boi he should've added Popo when he said fuck you

    • @capu4516
      @capu4516 5 лет назад +9

      Super cop'd. He literally teleports out of his car

    • @Derrick_Rose18
      @Derrick_Rose18 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @seamuspeacock346
      @seamuspeacock346 2 месяца назад +1

      CJ YOU FOOL CANE WONT SHOW NOW

  • @feder28
    @feder28 4 года назад +467

    9:14 Yes, and we will as well in 3 seconds.

  • @felixsihombing4300
    @felixsihombing4300 3 года назад +280

    6:51
    Most satisfying mission failed.
    No Catalina no more problem for Claude.

    • @zossieurs
      @zossieurs 2 года назад +28

      But it also creates a problem between him and Cesar for killing his cousin.

    • @GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn
      @GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn 2 года назад +11

      No Catalina no problem for Claude and gta 3 wouldn’t have happened until gta 4 (because Vice city and San Andreas take place before 3)

    • @itsBossZe
      @itsBossZe Год назад +3

      CJ has enough

    • @alekijr.777
      @alekijr.777 Год назад +6

      ​@@GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn it would still happen but the final would be only against salvatore.

  • @ajhhc
    @ajhhc 4 года назад +808

    9:01 the dialogue combined with the fact that after each cut you're further and further away from the city is just perfect.

  • @zykar1999
    @zykar1999 5 лет назад +1006

    12:56 The way CJ and Rosenberg awkwardly stand there in silence after getting trapped makes me laugh.

  • @kiane1014
    @kiane1014 2 года назад +116

    4:45
    Sweet: too late man the funeral over!
    ...
    Cj: At the Funeral?
    This Made Me Laugh😂

  • @DhikaRizkySumanto
    @DhikaRizkySumanto 5 лет назад +1711

    11:22 WTF I never knew this scene exist.

  • @VegTeam14
    @VegTeam14 4 года назад +1250

    7:08
    "if you decided NOT TO help Zero"
    Man.. Even if you try to help Zero it would seem like you decided not to because that mission is the fucking hell

    • @inurokuwarz
      @inurokuwarz 3 года назад +89

      At first I was like "oh this is easy" and by the end I had one transmitter left and I was just screaming.

    • @isee4528
      @isee4528 3 года назад +14

      @@inurokuwarz lol

    • @SRTNN-p1t
      @SRTNN-p1t 3 года назад +10

      Mission Failed All The transmitters were destroyed

    • @tempora3260
      @tempora3260 3 года назад +5

      @Some random Happy Tree Friends fan for me it's not and I'm on mobile

    • @ricobrzenska3111
      @ricobrzenska3111 3 года назад +3

      @Some random Happy Tree Friends fan its actually easier on mobile

  • @felipehenriquechagas6498
    @felipehenriquechagas6498 3 года назад +105

    11:11 All We had to do Was follow the Damn Plane, Cj!

  • @victimofgacha7561
    @victimofgacha7561 4 года назад +539

    2:07 Carl is letting his emotion out

    • @WinterBoi-
      @WinterBoi- 3 года назад +42

      Come on, Holmes hit me fucker!

    • @xavierwolfx4938
      @xavierwolfx4938 3 года назад +9

      @@WinterBoi- 😂😂👩‍🦽👩‍🦽

  • @raptor7364
    @raptor7364 5 лет назад +574

    4:27 What the fAcK you doing CJ?

    • @skullkid1028
      @skullkid1028 5 лет назад +31

      Oh CJ you such a asshole

    • @Jajahamon
      @Jajahamon 5 лет назад +9

      To late man the funerals over

    • @JCBro-yg8vd
      @JCBro-yg8vd 5 лет назад

      @Seamus Peacock We missed the damn funeral!

    • @rvke5639
      @rvke5639 5 лет назад +5

      Cj, you fOol kane won't show now

    • @JCBro-yg8vd
      @JCBro-yg8vd 5 лет назад +4

      @@rvke5639 You blew the ambush, CJ! You buster.

  • @VasilyMusic
    @VasilyMusic 3 года назад +195

    4:00 Man, CJ is a savage

  • @batman_2004
    @batman_2004 4 года назад +885

    3:44 The legendary quote of the game.

  • @LegacyIvyTerascale
    @LegacyIvyTerascale 5 лет назад +352

    2:28 who's the buster now ?

  • @Panggil_ipanjoo
    @Panggil_ipanjoo 3 года назад +54

    3:44 Most iconic Dialogue

    • @KiryuGojiSP
      @KiryuGojiSP 9 месяцев назад +2

      All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!

  • @deepasuraj3248
    @deepasuraj3248 5 лет назад +122

    0:58 man remembers his mother before his untimly demise

  • @Cryptomaniac626
    @Cryptomaniac626 3 года назад +1599

    0:57
    Ryder: Damn, He shook us!
    Smoke: Mu....
    *Drowns instantly*
    Had me dying😂

  • @paparogermalaysia
    @paparogermalaysia 2 года назад +53

    3:58 CJ failed so hard that,everyone dismisses the whole party

  • @Snowbell247
    @Snowbell247 5 лет назад +486

    1:48 That's a cute conversation ❤

  • @michaelchronicles9780
    @michaelchronicles9780 5 лет назад +499

    14:40 Smoke: Come on playa, get in!
    14:42 Smoke: get out get out is gon' blow!

    • @joeltehguy
      @joeltehguy 4 года назад +8

      Which one is it then

    • @ImZhald
      @ImZhald 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @SunlightNoob
      @SunlightNoob 4 года назад +14

      2:21 photo

    • @ashura3751
      @ashura3751 3 года назад

      A😂

    • @Bruh16232
      @Bruh16232 3 года назад

      Big smoke plan is want to kill CJ but he not want kill himself

  • @saharshsindhwani8250
    @saharshsindhwani8250 Год назад +49

    14:14 Big smoke explosion

    • @roboyjoke7
      @roboyjoke7 10 месяцев назад +3

      What a smoke-bomb

  • @papayer
    @papayer 5 лет назад +257

    - mike, help is on the way
    [cut to them driving uphill]
    - *WE'RE NEARLY THERE, MIKE*

  • @ajisaputra-nii6279
    @ajisaputra-nii6279 5 лет назад +321

    10:46 CJ actually agree with him xD

    • @jamesglovecrazy
      @jamesglovecrazy 5 лет назад +2

      Aji Saputra-Nii ?

    • @coldbob2
      @coldbob2 5 лет назад +19

      UpbeatTrombone look at cjs head it nods

    • @jamesglovecrazy
      @jamesglovecrazy 5 лет назад +4

      Coldbob115 Thanks for clarifying that for me, I was so confused. :)

    • @MrRichmanCash
      @MrRichmanCash 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry pal you're not what the boss is lookin for.

  • @night2767
    @night2767 3 года назад +364

    6:10 that made me laugh so hard.

  • @StFelly
    @StFelly 5 лет назад +399

    9:10 Mike’s cellphone is nearly DEH!
    *drives off cliff*

    • @AnggaTangerang
      @AnggaTangerang 5 лет назад +50

      Next : Shit, Mike's phone dead!
      *Do some insane stunt*

    • @yaboyjb4196
      @yaboyjb4196 5 лет назад +2

      @@AnggaTangerang STREAM SPOATS!!!!!!!

    • @Soa-cant-draw
      @Soa-cant-draw 5 лет назад +1

      Is that vanoss gaming reference

    • @MrRichmanCash
      @MrRichmanCash 5 лет назад +1

      Red spinning premier

    • @CarlJohnson-tw2yp
      @CarlJohnson-tw2yp 5 лет назад +2

      I think they have a bigger problem

  • @kitkatbar3536
    @kitkatbar3536 4 года назад +552

    0:57 “Damn, he shook us!”
    “Mother-“ *Car falls into the ocean*

    • @Bigstepperunderground
      @Bigstepperunderground 4 года назад +20

      He was gonna say " mother Mary " 😂

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 4 года назад +33

      0:58

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 4 года назад +7

      @@Bigstepperunderground Mother.... Bloom!

    • @awildfurret
      @awildfurret 3 года назад +10

      MISSION FAILED!
      Your homies didn't make it

    • @friend2934
      @friend2934 3 года назад +2

      Ryder:damn he shook us

  • @mekhiwilliamson9773
    @mekhiwilliamson9773 2 года назад +168

    8:27 Damn you can hear the pain and disappointment in Zero’s voice 🙁

    • @bencewohner305
      @bencewohner305 Год назад +13

      10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣

  • @mat2468xk
    @mat2468xk 5 лет назад +792

    4:27 - Ok, Sweet's reaction to CJ killing his own gang members made me laugh a bit.

    • @AlfalfaAccess
      @AlfalfaAccess 5 лет назад +9

      Ikr
      :D

    • @mat2468xk
      @mat2468xk 5 лет назад +5

      @@AlfalfaAccess Yep!

    • @scarecrow108productions7
      @scarecrow108productions7 5 лет назад +91

      *WHAT THE FUCK YO' DOIN' CJ?!*

    • @nkosanankosii
      @nkosanankosii 5 лет назад +58

      "We gonna need some allies" *shoots the fuck outta ally , "WHAT THE, FUCK YOU DOIN' CJ?!" 🤣😭😭😂

    • @JCBro-yg8vd
      @JCBro-yg8vd 5 лет назад +62

      @@scarecrow108productions7 CJ, YOU BEEN HITTIN' RYDER'S WET STICK?!

  • @RebellionUnderground
    @RebellionUnderground 5 лет назад +492

    *person jumps off building committed suicide*
    *you need some new shoes man*

    • @crazechorus1176
      @crazechorus1176 5 лет назад +20

      And he landed on his feet and said IM GAY

  • @iona1669
    @iona1669 3 года назад +360

    2:04 at this part i laughed hard

    • @kpjammerwolf330
      @kpjammerwolf330 2 года назад +32

      Says "goodbye" in a chill way
      Then immediately releases anger on a car door

    • @venomark7883
      @venomark7883 Год назад

      Cesar in the car:
      *COME ON HOLMES! HIT ME FUCKER! GET OUT OF MY FACE!*

    • @bencewohner305
      @bencewohner305 Год назад +4

      10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣

    • @mayuridekaraja6243
      @mayuridekaraja6243 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@bencewohner305 why are you always reply like that?

  • @nagiiboo
    @nagiiboo 5 лет назад +101

    3:34 damn Carl took that to heart.

  • @Palexite
    @Palexite 5 лет назад +174

    6:33 she said some facts

  • @missingno8239
    @missingno8239 3 года назад +42

    14:59 literally the best and funniest part here

  • @ayonadin6812
    @ayonadin6812 5 лет назад +116

    14:57 Ohhhhhh funny big smoke, Great Editing man!

  • @spagoot9991
    @spagoot9991 5 лет назад +250

    7:07
    Zero: We cant lose another transmitter!
    *Loses another transmitter*

  • @onionvlogs5222
    @onionvlogs5222 3 года назад +63

    1:48 Cutest call I’ve heard

    • @walidhmd
      @walidhmd 3 года назад +7

      "C'mon holmes hit me fucker"

  • @donwea818
    @donwea818 5 лет назад +262

    3:05 That's why we all love Big Smoke.
    "Hey look, Carl, i'm big boned. But i'm still an athlete"

  • @red_dulge
    @red_dulge 5 лет назад +467

    11:26 It's like going to bed after being fired from a tiring job.

    • @doshile
      @doshile 4 года назад +21

      “I HATE-“
      “...”
      “T H W U M P”

    • @BruhMoment93_
      @BruhMoment93_ 4 года назад +11

      Except it’s so hard it breaks your bones

    • @ironic17
      @ironic17 4 года назад +10

      I think it’s hilarious that he just lands on the car and all the doors fall off and the lady acts like nothing happened.

    • @red_dulge
      @red_dulge 4 года назад

      @@ironic17 Bruh.

    • @armorking3752
      @armorking3752 3 года назад +2

      @xXMLG Cuddles HTFGamerXx Shut dumb fucking ass. stupid chits making unfunny jokes everywhere

  • @lanxe1024
    @lanxe1024 3 года назад +59

    6:44 LOL CATALINA

  • @ragio8094
    @ragio8094 5 лет назад +84

    9:37 Gang is in trouble but nothing like a good meal to kill this hunger.

  • @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض
    @فهدالدوسري-ح6ض 5 лет назад +757

    Nostalgia hits hard.
    9:10 Only in GTA SA you can do such crazy stunts.

    • @F150fx2sporT
      @F150fx2sporT 5 лет назад +42

      Those spins were crazy lol

    • @Kirby23232323
      @Kirby23232323 5 лет назад +52

      INSANE STUNT BONUS: $69

    • @Zer0Zwei
      @Zer0Zwei 5 лет назад +30

      Lol the car turned into a bayblayde

    • @imalicep3552
      @imalicep3552 5 лет назад +5

      @@Zer0Zwei Lmaoo

    • @Zer0Zwei
      @Zer0Zwei 5 лет назад +4

      @@mohmedfox7252 his name is in arabic duh

  • @bencewohner305
    @bencewohner305 3 года назад +42

    7:33 Zero: CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

    • @mayzemitra3439
      @mayzemitra3439 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bencewohner305
      @bencewohner305 Год назад +2

      13:44 PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY SIR! THIS IS A PUBLIC BUILDING!🤣
      13:51 THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, SIR, PUT THE WEAPON AWAY!🤣
      14:11 What you mean are you think you talk?🤣

    • @bencewohner305
      @bencewohner305 Год назад +2

      @@mayzemitra3439 10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣

    • @bencewohner305
      @bencewohner305 Год назад +2

      10:50 SORRY PAL, YOU'RE NOT WHAT THE BOSS IS LOOKING FOR! THE BOSS WILL BE IN TOUCH!🤣

    • @mayzemitra3439
      @mayzemitra3439 Год назад +1

      @@bencewohner305 Same 😂

  • @bulkbogan2242
    @bulkbogan2242 4 года назад +415

    3:57 Man your dancing was so bad they just straight up ended the party.

  • @candicem8931
    @candicem8931 4 года назад +292

    1:06 "I can smell burning!" Before the car blows up has me in tears

    • @PicolloRun
      @PicolloRun 3 года назад +2

      ong 😭😭😭😭

    • @indenkellerag
      @indenkellerag 3 года назад +1

      Wtf is happening here

    • @meliantex
      @meliantex 3 года назад

      @@PicolloRun bee

    • @kpjammerwolf330
      @kpjammerwolf330 2 года назад +3

      They also disappeared into thin air right before the car blows up

    • @robotron6420
      @robotron6420 Год назад +2

      AAAAAA-
      *Screams gets cut-off.*

  • @shananaguns4847
    @shananaguns4847 3 года назад +47

    0:27 "some people said they saw a purple voodoo doing the work,and then speedin' away"

    • @orthos76
      @orthos76 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, but people like to talk don't they?

    • @shananaguns4847
      @shananaguns4847 3 года назад +1

      Hell ya

    • @kurtjeffrey8273
      @kurtjeffrey8273 2 года назад

      No that was green sabre

    • @mebagelnub
      @mebagelnub 2 года назад

      I didnt realize that refrence to the Introduction

  • @A.A11632
    @A.A11632 5 лет назад +275

    14:40 "Come on playa, get in!"
    *Few seconds later*
    "GET OUT! GET OUT!"

  • @AbdelRahmanZak
    @AbdelRahmanZak 4 года назад +200

    2:29
    Fun Fact: if you got enough boxes then chose to wake him up or the timer went out, you'll still continue the mission but you have to lose the 2 stars wanted level to be able to finish the mission

  • @MortMausoleum
    @MortMausoleum 3 года назад +21

    9:55 ah, CJ... what an absolute mad lad MOVE YOUR BODY TOODOODOO MOOVE YOUR BODY

  • @boi8463
    @boi8463 5 лет назад +802

    7:40
    for people who hated zero cause of his missions

    • @kol3158
      @kol3158 5 лет назад +69

      boi + you had to pay 30k to do them. 3 boring and painful missions for 30k lol

    • @isavgi3024
      @isavgi3024 5 лет назад +100

      I hated him, not because his missions we're difficult, but he was fucking annoying too

    • @marsayde1237
      @marsayde1237 5 лет назад +29

      KNEE3_GERS14 I never realized how annoying David Cross could be until CJ met Zero.

    • @sbj97
      @sbj97 5 лет назад +3

      @@isavgi3024 As fuck!

    • @RadioactiveLemonn
      @RadioactiveLemonn 5 лет назад +7

      I thought I'm the only one!!!! HARD AF MAN!

  • @retromixplay
    @retromixplay 5 лет назад +171

    2:29 Ryder straight busta ....

  • @aznwaifus4lifu598
    @aznwaifus4lifu598 Месяц назад +5

    Madd Dogg's death dialogues are indeed missed gems. Ice T is low key funny.

  • @deadlock1
    @deadlock1 4 года назад +376

    "Too late man, funeral's over....."
    "AT A FUNERAL?"

  • @Steven-xo8fl
    @Steven-xo8fl 4 года назад +405

    4:30 "CJ you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?" LMAO

    • @wilbronisgan4336
      @wilbronisgan4336 3 года назад +15

      What is wet stick?

    • @koleszgdanska7149
      @koleszgdanska7149 3 года назад +6

      @@wilbronisgan4336 seriously? Think about it

    • @user-ph5xl3wv8z
      @user-ph5xl3wv8z 3 года назад +25

      @@wilbronisgan4336 PCP. So he's smoking weed dipped in PCP

    • @marjash1
      @marjash1 3 года назад +5

      That don’t sound right.

    • @lerandomguy
      @lerandomguy 3 года назад +1

      @@wilbronisgan4336 PP

  • @brianbahtiar
    @brianbahtiar 2 года назад +25

    12:45
    Frozenberg rosen to death

  • @scorchclasstitan6727
    @scorchclasstitan6727 5 лет назад +90

    13:32 “you non driving as-“

  • @doubledoodle4746
    @doubledoodle4746 5 лет назад +336

    10:01 just wanted to keep replaying it

  • @AlessandraHudson
    @AlessandraHudson 7 месяцев назад +2

    So glad I rewatched this. 9:02 is probably the funniest GTA:SA segment I've ever seen.

  • @ShadyNefarius
    @ShadyNefarius 5 лет назад +87

    7:40 "Hey hey hey! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!" xD

  • @KingCunha76
    @KingCunha76 5 лет назад +207

    15:18 That's me when Jake Paul Makes a new song

  • @meanwhileinjapan2265
    @meanwhileinjapan2265 3 года назад +45

    Every time I finish a interview or apply 10:50

  • @JohnMezzo
    @JohnMezzo 4 года назад +98

    4:33
    "Oh, CJ, you such a asshole!"
    😆I had to come back for this one.😂

  • @fjkfhjh5681
    @fjkfhjh5681 5 лет назад +508

    14:56 my grandma was watching and she literally got a fucking coma Bc of Laughing
    Edit:anyone got reccomended this comment after two years lmao

  • @VV-qm7dt
    @VV-qm7dt 3 года назад +36

    1:22 i already heard this dialogue too many times...

    • @night2767
      @night2767 3 года назад +1

      If you tap the minute number fast cesar homie will move like a penguin

    • @Garfield780
      @Garfield780 Год назад +1

      LoL. i got my first try

  • @onurrecep7002
    @onurrecep7002 5 лет назад +262

    8:10 I know all of these because this is the only mission that made me restart it like 100 times

    • @iMic
      @iMic 5 лет назад +2

      My fail is because of the time

    • @onurrecep7002
      @onurrecep7002 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @onurrecep7002
      @onurrecep7002 5 лет назад

      But only 50 times after 50 I fucked it up of rage

    • @p3dr0pjl
      @p3dr0pjl 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @MrRichmanCash
      @MrRichmanCash 5 лет назад +2

      @@iMic It's always one lazy soldier who lets the whole side down.

  • @Rainierbro26
    @Rainierbro26 4 года назад +256

    4:26
    Sweet: We’re gonna need some allies
    *CJ kills ally*
    Sweet: wtf r u doing, CJ?!

    • @itslopez906
      @itslopez906 4 года назад +18

      CJ u been hitting Ryder's wet stick?

    • @ladyspicy6840
      @ladyspicy6840 4 года назад +10

      The way the ally went flying after getting shot and the way sweet said wtf made it 10x funny

    • @zulnaidirosli1
      @zulnaidirosli1 4 года назад +18

      Oh CJ, you such a asshole!

    • @RealFRGTheDarkBlue
      @RealFRGTheDarkBlue 3 года назад +3

      @@zulnaidirosli1 "you need this No More"

    • @lowergramofficial3630
      @lowergramofficial3630 3 года назад +1

      @@RealFRGTheDarkBlue Too late, man, the funeral's over.

  • @BRIANOCONNER2003
    @BRIANOCONNER2003 Год назад +15

    5:53 he's safe and sound now

  • @randomavenger3048
    @randomavenger3048 4 года назад +70

    3:34 - Fatphobia made CJ attempts suicide.

  • @christopherchasteen4990
    @christopherchasteen4990 5 лет назад +85

    13:26 MOMMA!!! 's'at you? Uugh! *(dies)*
    Not the kind of encore he had in mind.

  • @zedohsan1390
    @zedohsan1390 3 года назад +12

    9:01 It's ridiculous that even if you are super far away from Toreno and T-bone keeps saying those words😂

  • @itsthejournalist
    @itsthejournalist 5 лет назад +421

    Player: i will drive like a normal person
    5 minutes later: 9:13

  • @isavgi3024
    @isavgi3024 5 лет назад +319

    13:43 how the hell is the night vision goggles a weapon? That dude is on drugs or something

    • @nikos9804
      @nikos9804 5 лет назад +4

      Οοf

    • @Jacksonrox13
      @Jacksonrox13 5 лет назад +37

      A dildo also counts as a weapon too. It's quite funny just cycling through your weapons, seeing what triggers the guy and hearing him repeat the same lines over and over, haha.

    • @serbu4169
      @serbu4169 4 года назад +3

      Through various tests someone was able to determine that the cops are in fact programmed to be racist. Crazy

    • @WitchettyMan
      @WitchettyMan 4 года назад +2

      Same goes for the spray paint. You know how you get a wanted level if you're caught tagging? It's because the AI registers it as you firing a weapon, not because of vandalism.

    • @carljohnson2659
      @carljohnson2659 4 года назад +2

      Flowers are the only thing which are not counted as weapons

  • @jackiejacks27
    @jackiejacks27 2 года назад +5

    1:07 i love how the homies disappear into thin air, like that meme

  • @randominternetuser5872
    @randominternetuser5872 5 лет назад +74

    0:58
    Remember the fact that everyone mock CJ's driving skill?

  • @MrChispa06
    @MrChispa06 4 года назад +841

    13:24 I never laughed so hard in a while.

  • @buddharuiz
    @buddharuiz 2 года назад +2

    This video is gold

  • @xweert711
    @xweert711 5 лет назад +140

    2:20
    I love the idea of CJ bellyflopping onto that old man's bed to wake him up

    • @Kobirn28
      @Kobirn28 5 лет назад

      xweert711 woah, didn’t expect to see Jackerino in here lol

    • @xweert711
      @xweert711 5 лет назад

      @@Kobirn28 'Sup

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 4 года назад +1

      Thievin' commie bastards!

    • @Vkdkdsl
      @Vkdkdsl 4 года назад +3

      @@stevenstice6683 let's get up outta here!
      Ryder, where the hell you at man?

    • @sibonisiwedlodlo3182
      @sibonisiwedlodlo3182 4 года назад

      @@Vkdkdsl lol😂

  • @YOMARTINPRODUCTIONS
    @YOMARTINPRODUCTIONS 5 лет назад +341

    7:56 my humilliation is unmeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @sherlockholmes2167
    @sherlockholmes2167 3 года назад

    Heyy, there is a quite effort and humour on that video, congrats.. Liked!

  • @herzegovianbeast3244
    @herzegovianbeast3244 5 лет назад +327

    11:32 You were blown up by plane.
    CJ: Stands still like nothing happened.
    *logic*

    • @damirimamagic5064
      @damirimamagic5064 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah. That’s GTA San Andreas in a nutshell.

    • @garmboy47
      @garmboy47 5 лет назад +8

      HerzegovianBeast “I HATE GRAVITY”

    • @damirimamagic5064
      @damirimamagic5064 5 лет назад +1

      Re-Think WASTED.

    • @TehJMastuh
      @TehJMastuh 5 лет назад +1

      There’s another one. Jumping without blowing up the plane. That one was funny!

    • @RedTyphoon
      @RedTyphoon 5 лет назад

      Is this the only one that doesn't say Mission Failed at the end but you know it does?