Catalina (GTA III & GTA SA)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @kibbletv4056
    @kibbletv4056 7 лет назад +8130

    "I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people"
    Carl Johnson
    lying since 2004

    • @GhostFan-ev4di
      @GhostFan-ev4di 6 лет назад +959

      1992

    • @oneill-1994
      @oneill-1994 5 лет назад +120

      Omg why is this so underrated?

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 5 лет назад +299

      Well, if you hear cj after he kills someone, he talks about being sorry, and doesn't want to, if CJ could, he would never kill someone (sorry if my English is bad)

    • @XtremeMaran
      @XtremeMaran 5 лет назад +112

      I think he was being sarcastic.

    • @abluecar5375
      @abluecar5375 5 лет назад +51

      @@GhostFan-ev4di Hehe, he was referring to the game release date XD

  • @vynonyoutube1418
    @vynonyoutube1418 5 лет назад +7190

    Considering the shit Catalina did to Claude in GTA 3...can we all agree CJ dodged a bullet?

    • @sairb.9659
      @sairb.9659 5 лет назад +639

      Literally

    • @ravenreyes5079
      @ravenreyes5079 5 лет назад +387

      CJ is GOAT 😎

    • @devanshvatsal4128
      @devanshvatsal4128 5 лет назад +689

      Dodged a fucking tank shell there

    • @kourtbowen7131
      @kourtbowen7131 5 лет назад +67

      I C What U Did There 😎

    • @poison2285
      @poison2285 5 лет назад +358

      Technically cj dodged the bullet first and claude was standing right behind him

  • @starstruck7086
    @starstruck7086 5 лет назад +5725

    Catalina: “where’s your car?”
    Cj: “where’s yours?”
    Probably a good way to talk with girls

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 4 года назад +1272

    Catalina's voice actress was truly dedicated.

    • @tausiftaha1289
      @tausiftaha1289 3 года назад +34

      @Nstink 17 years does alot to a person lol

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 3 года назад +4

      Which one?

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 3 года назад +45

      @@MichaelM28 it's just Cynthia Farrell, there's no second voice actress lol

  • @coygideon8421
    @coygideon8421 8 лет назад +19466

    I imagine if Trevor met catalyna

    • @McNuggs-
      @McNuggs- 8 лет назад +3879

      Would be a match made in heaven.

    • @pronto6013
      @pronto6013 8 лет назад +2163

      Sands *hell

    • @MisteryGrimmer
      @MisteryGrimmer 8 лет назад +1040

      Coy Gideon im not sure, maybe something similar to the bitch in the bike:
      Trevor: but i love you!

    • @xXTrabalh0Pesad0Xx
      @xXTrabalh0Pesad0Xx 8 лет назад +1281

      Trevor - MARRY ME PLEASE

    • @batmanbra2365
      @batmanbra2365 8 лет назад +468

      I Fink Trevor meets this girl x'D

  • @unitedunitedunited_
    @unitedunitedunited_ 5 лет назад +3570

    In gta 3, Catalina says dating Claude was just business, but in San Andreas she says just business means love

    • @marilenhernandez8769
      @marilenhernandez8769 4 года назад +237

      20BloodFoxy04 it means Catalina wants Carl backhand not Claude we’ll I guess this 2 are happy

    • @sambeezy007
      @sambeezy007 4 года назад +557

      She's a woman. It doesn't make sense...
      Yeah it was sexist so what?

    • @sergenoandrin2601
      @sergenoandrin2601 4 года назад +87

      Gta san andreas takes place before gta 3

    • @keylakettlemjardim8282
      @keylakettlemjardim8282 4 года назад +136

      Maybe she is still in love with Claude, the money just got the better of her

    • @unknow8794
      @unknow8794 4 года назад +78

      @@Glyxon tsundere's logic

  • @DrowningInTea
    @DrowningInTea 5 лет назад +2276

    The voice actress did an amazing job voicing Catalina. Gave her so much character.

    • @officertempenny1725
      @officertempenny1725 4 года назад +179

      The moan scene

    • @iliektoes
      @iliektoes 3 года назад +49

      @@officertempenny1725 see you around

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 3 года назад +4

      Which one?

    • @alnobleman2884
      @alnobleman2884 3 года назад +1

      @@iliektoes ...officer

    • @b.p.r.k7119
      @b.p.r.k7119 2 года назад +9

      @@officertempenny1725 makes me wonder... maybe she recorded it while experimenting (you know what) in real life⁉️🤔

  • @vicvega24
    @vicvega24 3 года назад +609

    Catalina in San Andreas was funny. But when she appeared in GTA 3, she became even more menacing and serious.

    • @stark8363
      @stark8363 3 года назад +100

      Yeah she no longer was like a jokingly insane she just became brutally cold tbh

    • @groddy_ricky_cita2513
      @groddy_ricky_cita2513 2 года назад

      And sexy

    • @BobHairEnjoyer
      @BobHairEnjoyer 2 года назад +23

      This is why I love GTA III version more...

    • @Yurihyuga766
      @Yurihyuga766 Год назад +18

      Sucks she never dropped even one F bomb in GTA3

    • @Kagetora-
      @Kagetora- Год назад +23

      @@BobHairEnjoyer GTA 3 is still the weakest 3d gta game imo

  • @Yurihyuga766
    @Yurihyuga766 6 лет назад +3942

    Catalina said she won’t be missing CJ, but she kept calling him. lol. I guess she does miss him.

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 6 лет назад +557

      @@Lilvon92 she kept fronting about Claude having the big one but cj stayed cool cuz he knew he stretched her out proper like.

    • @irfanfajri377
      @irfanfajri377 6 лет назад +164

      Thats the god damn point

    • @lolyankovic6952
      @lolyankovic6952 6 лет назад +123

      She called to tease Carl maybe

    • @vergil2067
      @vergil2067 5 лет назад +19

      @Jose Arcadio Morales What?

    • @MichaelJordan6Rings
      @MichaelJordan6Rings 5 лет назад +72

      @Jose Arcadio Morales She says the same thing while she's having sex with Claude in the phone call you get after you beat SA.

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD 5 лет назад +1905

    "I think i love you"
    *err shit*

  • @full6330name
    @full6330name 6 лет назад +2829

    When you think about it Catalina really made progress in her mob life. In early 90's she's just robing small towns but in GTA 3 she is on top of a Columbian cartel.

    • @sombra1232
      @sombra1232 5 лет назад +107

      That's right

    • @luisgomez.7100
      @luisgomez.7100 5 лет назад +193

      Colombian*

    • @Raphie009
      @Raphie009 5 лет назад +149

      @_ D0ct0r _ He's right tho'. Columbia is a university in NYC. Colombia is a country.

    • @luisgomez.7100
      @luisgomez.7100 5 лет назад +78

      @_ D0ct0r _ Poor kid.

    • @AngryBLKGam3r
      @AngryBLKGam3r 5 лет назад +4

      @@luisgomez.7100 Ur a biitch

  • @whitepotato9913
    @whitepotato9913 4 года назад +558

    "Pig!!"
    "Catalina is that you again?"
    -CJ,1992

  • @paranoidasteroid3439
    @paranoidasteroid3439 5 лет назад +2865

    Carl was an intelligent man,unlike Claude who spent 9 frickin years with that psycho

    • @technounionrepresentative4274
      @technounionrepresentative4274 4 года назад +205

      @@jimmyhernandez9111 what
      I agree she is fucking toxic and her voice is like a cactus going down your throat

    • @360Dominator1
      @360Dominator1 4 года назад +98

      @@jimmyhernandez9111 Found the incel.

    • @michaelyearwood6422
      @michaelyearwood6422 4 года назад +65

      @@360Dominator1 an incel calling other people incels

    • @Revenant4k
      @Revenant4k 4 года назад +147

      @@michaelyearwood6422 here's an incel calling other incels calling out other incels.

    • @dripplaflare3356
      @dripplaflare3356 4 года назад +37

      @@Revenant4k *i n c e p t i o n*

  • @nbakash5273
    @nbakash5273 5 лет назад +2055

    One thing for sure,she can shoot really better than big smoke.

    • @raysmith1583
      @raysmith1583 4 года назад +138

      Smoke can shoot, he just played dumb

    • @annasmith5606
      @annasmith5606 4 года назад +18

      To be fair, that doesn't mean very much

    • @Fishy_San
      @Fishy_San 4 года назад +44

      All you had to do is follow the damn train cj

    • @j.jayile4285
      @j.jayile4285 4 года назад

      Haha thx

    • @arungrewal1579
      @arungrewal1579 4 года назад +1

      All You had to do,was follow the damn train CJ.

  • @brazilianbanker33
    @brazilianbanker33 7 лет назад +5225

    catalina: "wheres your car?"
    cj: "wheres yours?"
    SAVAGE

    • @Lilvon92
      @Lilvon92 6 лет назад +154

      Excellent counter

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 6 лет назад +187

      CJ: Any car, bike or vehicle in this state is mine! :)

    • @pheonixfire3109
      @pheonixfire3109 6 лет назад +86

      Women don't drive that's what the men are for. 😂🤣

    • @magead
      @magead 6 лет назад +21

      The perfect no u

    • @darkwantsmilk
      @darkwantsmilk 5 лет назад +4

      Vante Novaj wow

  • @motormouth2472
    @motormouth2472 4 года назад +493

    14:19: "I'm very angry"
    14:32: "I'm very happy"
    Pick an emotion, Catalina.

  • @MyNameIsOzymandias
    @MyNameIsOzymandias 6 лет назад +5256

    I'm wondering how Claude endured Catalina for 9 years...

    • @TheTimoprimo
      @TheTimoprimo 6 лет назад +1835

      Ozymandias He kept his mouth shut (literally).

    • @Dank_Dank
      @Dank_Dank 5 лет назад +831

      He's extremely patient with all the loudmouth asshole residents of Liberty City

    • @tyrellhansraj2821
      @tyrellhansraj2821 5 лет назад +585

      catalina was just using him to make money and after robbing the bank figured she didn't need him anymore (I'm pretty sure she pretended to respect Claude the whole time)

    • @chaosphantoms
      @chaosphantoms 5 лет назад +219

      Ozymandias after she was done with him, she shot him and got him arrested, what a bitch

    • @NaniJapaneseForWhat
      @NaniJapaneseForWhat 5 лет назад +126

      I thought he Claude was a mute

  • @theblackbull55
    @theblackbull55 8 лет назад +2268

    Cj's and Catalina's chemistry was hilarious :D

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 7 лет назад +153

      Sex slave and master

    • @johnbishop9621
      @johnbishop9621 7 лет назад +186

      Nicholas Clark It's nothing racist. Catalina was CJ's dominatrix. Much to the unvoluntary CJ's dismay.

    • @MagnusPeccatori
      @MagnusPeccatori 7 лет назад +186

      I think they meant "slave" as in sex slave, and "Master" as in Dominatrix (A dominant female that sexually tortures their slave for pleasure.
      Not because CJ's black. Jeez it's all about race with y'all nowadays...

    • @-fan4455
      @-fan4455 6 лет назад +29

      Idk why people hate her at GTA SA shes best to me especially her spirit everybody focusing on the look

    • @treondousjackson73
      @treondousjackson73 6 лет назад +55

      Shit out of all the men she been wit CJ was the only one to keep her ass in check without hesitation.

  • @shaunlolzz
    @shaunlolzz 5 лет назад +2732

    Catalina: *dies*
    CJ: YES!
    Claude's mind: why can't I speak, I wanna scream yes.

    • @KeyleeTamirian
      @KeyleeTamirian 5 лет назад +193

      No.
      CJ: Ah shit, here we go again.
      Claude: *Shoots his new girlfriend.*

    • @sonicdash9652
      @sonicdash9652 5 лет назад +80

      @@KeyleeTamirian Nein.
      CJ: Thank God!
      Claude: *Shoots at the air to shut Maria's mouth up*

    • @bryanlolwtf04
      @bryanlolwtf04 5 лет назад +5

      Put a smiley

    • @Unshogunated
      @Unshogunated 5 лет назад +12

      Because Claude Is Just Like South Park: the Stick Of Truth New Kids!

    • @omikamihimself
      @omikamihimself 5 лет назад +6

      Earnest Jones but at the end of the stick of truth you can talk but just one sentence

  • @vicvega24
    @vicvega24 3 года назад +399

    Catalina has to be one of the greatest and most dangerous GTA villains, her character development is 100% accurate.

  • @RonnyRawn94
    @RonnyRawn94 5 лет назад +3862

    this must be how Cardi B and offset's relationship be like

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 5 лет назад +104

      True lmao

    • @RonnyRawn94
      @RonnyRawn94 5 лет назад +205

      @Jose Moran Latina isn't a race,It's a cultural identity

    •  5 лет назад +56

      Jose Moran she’s Dominican so she’s Latina. Afro latina

    • @taykface5393
      @taykface5393 5 лет назад +3

      Jose Moran 👏🏼👏🏼🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @KiddsWorldEntertainment
      @KiddsWorldEntertainment 5 лет назад +65

      Jose Moran Cardi B is absolutely Latina, fuck are you talking about?

  • @mehdi_trk
    @mehdi_trk 7 лет назад +3511

    20:47 Catalina: are you jealous? Are you going to fight for me?
    CJ: no no i can take rejection!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that killed me

    • @togone0three
      @togone0three 6 лет назад +53

      Mehdi TrK 21:10 - 21:32 :)

    • @mikeuchiha5972
      @mikeuchiha5972 6 лет назад +102

      You are jealous and a coward

    • @khorvuz2k
      @khorvuz2k 5 лет назад +28

      @Weight Overload not only was he racing, but he was satisfying me, fully?

    • @Chaft015
      @Chaft015 5 лет назад +28

      @@khorvuz2k Hmm... the advantage of a stick-shift, I guess.

    • @jamessayshi5262
      @jamessayshi5262 5 лет назад +13

      Said every guy thats a boss to a crazy chick😂

  • @rnnie7907
    @rnnie7907 6 лет назад +2276

    World War III:
    The meeting of Trevor and Catalina

    • @mikeoxlong-ww5ws
      @mikeoxlong-ww5ws 5 лет назад +80

      oh, fuck

    • @m7ray
      @m7ray 5 лет назад +27

      Glory to Claude Speed! Glory to the savior of the world! XD
      They are in different universes, so this would not happen anyway.

    • @dariozivanic4948
      @dariozivanic4948 5 лет назад +18

      She is dead

    • @shrek7901
      @shrek7901 4 года назад +5

      r ø n n i e
      Those 2 fuckers are not important to start WW3

    • @theazureknight9399
      @theazureknight9399 4 года назад +17

      @@m7ray My homie Trevor don't give a shit about no universes, dog

  • @forsaille4655
    @forsaille4655 4 года назад +870

    Catalina: Wants CJ to be jealous.
    CJ: Wants her to stop.
    Claude: Asserts dominance through his alpha male look and behavior.
    WITHOUT. A. SINGLE. WORD.

    • @yobrethren
      @yobrethren 4 года назад +94

      Yeah, i also appreciated the fact they didn't give Claude some lines in GTA SA, and how CJ just looks back at Claude literally not making a sound and doing his work, while looking at 'em, i'm fucken dead

    • @miruneverdies
      @miruneverdies 3 года назад +14

      @@yobrethren
      Коммуникация настоящих мужчин. Ни единого слова.

    • @arm3199
      @arm3199 3 года назад +10

      All knw who the real Alpha is😂 CJ all the Way Up &Down

    • @marcusneagu453
      @marcusneagu453 3 года назад +1

      @@arm3199 CJ is an sigma male

    • @arm3199
      @arm3199 3 года назад +10

      @@marcusneagu453 sigma are typicaly silent & cool..alphas are louder,confident and cj is a guy with attittude! So hes alpha

  • @ffifdjdidiiddjdidjdjdkddndd
    @ffifdjdidiiddjdidjdjdkddndd 6 лет назад +663

    Take a shot every time my dawg CJ says "baby".

    • @sugdolomar
      @sugdolomar 5 лет назад +68

      Welcome to clucken bell, what do you like to order?

    • @waw8927
      @waw8927 5 лет назад +2

      I thought you were fuckin dead already..

    • @sonicdash9652
      @sonicdash9652 5 лет назад +5

      fatboy.

    • @NeoZ45
      @NeoZ45 5 лет назад +5

      @Pussy Destroyer You'll be lucky enough not to find a feather!

    • @ninetailfoxahri8642
      @ninetailfoxahri8642 5 лет назад +3

      Big Smoke Take a shot everytime Big Smoke says “We” instead of “You” when following the train.

  • @Zapzzable100
    @Zapzzable100 6 лет назад +1901

    I'm sure the voice actress is a wonderful person in real life
    She really is good at acting psychotic 😂

    • @younessag8748
      @younessag8748 5 лет назад +21

      @Hentai Lover fapmaterial for real? When was that and can you give me anything to search about it?

    • @Zabawa35
      @Zabawa35 5 лет назад +8

      @Hentai Lover fapmaterial That's sad 😭

    • @Alex-ym3ec
      @Alex-ym3ec 5 лет назад +252

      Younéss AG No the voice actor is not dead, Named Cynthia Farrell she does audio books and is well alive.

    • @younessag8748
      @younessag8748 5 лет назад +51

      @@Alex-ym3ec oh thank God i really got upset when i thought she died

    • @91Definite
      @91Definite 5 лет назад +90

      @Hentai Lover fapmaterial You must mean the guy that played Tenpenny's deputy Polaski! He died years ago I believe shortly after the games was released!

  • @chrissakaj3620
    @chrissakaj3620 7 лет назад +828

    "Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people."
    lol 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peterlebko3988
    @peterlebko3988 3 года назад +169

    3:39 - Gotta love the sudden attitude switch, how CJ went from a pissed hood gangsta to nearly a beggar scared for his own life. Just listen to how he says those lines and pay attention to his tone: "Damn, man, shit. Now where is this stupid bitch?" And then suddenly he is like "baby pls no". The voice actor did a nice job with this one hehe... 😂

  • @bladesclaw9011
    @bladesclaw9011 6 лет назад +376

    Catalina never stopped loving CJ in San Andreas and CJ was never interested in her, he just didn't want her to go psycho on him.
    She says he's jealous when he doesn't care about her new relationship.
    She calls him constantly and mentions Claude to try and make CJ jealous but he still doesn't care.
    I honestly think she wasn't even having sex with Claude in the last call, just trying to trigger CJ.
    All of this to get his attention and try to make Carl take back "his woman".

    • @treondousjackson73
      @treondousjackson73 5 лет назад +41

      Carl actually did care for he was just too full of himself to admit it.

    • @blakecooper669
      @blakecooper669 5 лет назад +9

      Which is why shes a bitch!

    • @Wol1427
      @Wol1427 5 лет назад +134

      @@alexcavazos3341 Nah, she most likely did love CJ, the way she talks to him is a weird dysfunctional way of respect, she even asks CJ if the money was more important to him, and gets upset when she realized that at that time it was. She later betrays Claude for money. When she's with Claude in GTA 3, she's downright disrespectful. She liked Claude but kept him for the schemes. She loved CJ, he broke her dysfunctional heart, and once she realized that CJ wasn't going to try to get her back and didn't care about her being in a new relationship, she changed, and Claude got caught up with the disloyal and greedy Catalina, most likely made as an after effect of CJ upsetting her years before GTA 3.

    • @wisediva9807
      @wisediva9807 5 лет назад +13

      @@treondousjackson73 he actually loved his first gf

    • @localcultist
      @localcultist 4 года назад +24

      @@wisediva9807
      Yeah, Denise is like the only gf that cared for Carl

  • @rennor3498
    @rennor3498 5 лет назад +438

    I can t belive she related to Ceaser Vialpando because she is nothing like him

    • @AnonymousUser69666
      @AnonymousUser69666 4 года назад +88

      Catalina or Shitalina doesn't derserve to be known as "Cesar's Cousin" since she doesn't have anything to do with Cesar and the only thing is that she only cares about her self and she just defend her own actions and I always feel like she's putting the blame on men always.

    • @munibottyim
      @munibottyim 4 года назад +78

      Cesar is a good guy and she’s a piece of shit

    • @rexywexystudios
      @rexywexystudios 4 года назад +61

      that’s what makes it funny he’s a chill dude who just vibes while catalina is a fully fledged psycho

    • @vertigo6472
      @vertigo6472 4 года назад +1

      Catalina deserves to be due 👎👎👎👎

    • @smashedham6417
      @smashedham6417 4 года назад +32

      yeah cesar is really loyal meanwhile catalina god damn betrays everyone for money and power

  • @MomodinhoFN
    @MomodinhoFN 5 лет назад +2028

    4:27
    Catalina: "Carl, I think i love you..."
    Cj: "Err, shit that's great. Cool. Yeah, fantastic. All that."
    This had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @mostafaelmasry5252
      @mostafaelmasry5252 5 лет назад +142

      You wanna go rob some shit, baby 😂😂

    • @Enz55555
      @Enz55555 5 лет назад +44

      Hm-hmm, ha ha! Hm-hmm

    • @thiagomella8076
      @thiagomella8076 4 года назад +13

      Catalina:Carl, I think i love you
      CJ:err, shit that's great. Cool. Yeah,fantastic all that

    • @pshmps1836
      @pshmps1836 4 года назад +1

      MoMo Gaming ahahaha sameee

    • @derrickato
      @derrickato 4 года назад +11

      *after got relationship*
      Carl : Hey, what we got left
      Catalina : Are u stupid ? U forget already ?
      😂😂

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 4 года назад +245

    10:25 Catalina: how was it?
    CJ: diFFeReNt.....

    • @jscide3671
      @jscide3671 4 года назад +8

      Catalina: Leave the panic button or I'll kill your children too!
      Person: I don't have children *pushes panic button*(Ssvage Moment)

  • @Jakiyyyyy
    @Jakiyyyyy 6 лет назад +1526

    Catalina trying so hard to put CJ in jealousy. 😂😂

  • @Syne-uh
    @Syne-uh 5 лет назад +892

    21:10
    CJ: Mission passed "Respect+"
    *Meanwhile*
    Claude was hearing mission failed theme of gta 3

    • @Mr_Zhyk
      @Mr_Zhyk 4 года назад +34

      This is so fucking underrated

    • @Oldboy2305
      @Oldboy2305 4 года назад +5

      @@Mr_Zhyk buongiorno

    • @marilenhernandez8769
      @marilenhernandez8769 4 года назад +9

      Ah he want Carl to win so he passed plus he has a new car

    • @akldnxk
      @akldnxk 4 года назад +1

      @Ant. F. yes man

    • @akldnxk
      @akldnxk 4 года назад +1

      @@BardiXOfficial in pc? For example in my country, the song of 'mission passed' don't exist, yes, it's a sad fact.

  • @VaporeonLayne
    @VaporeonLayne 7 лет назад +410

    Catalina was super psychotic in San Andreas and totally calm in GTA III. lol

    • @Lilvon92
      @Lilvon92 6 лет назад +137

      HairMetalBrony1016 she matured as she got older.

    • @bittu2507
      @bittu2507 6 лет назад +10

      @@Lilvon92 true

    • @patrickneil7820
      @patrickneil7820 6 лет назад +95

      she chilled out as time passed by the time of gta 3 but kept her psychotic nature probably.

    • @genasatria2541
      @genasatria2541 5 лет назад +1

      My be he like theat because to many pepole in liberty many pepole say he weird so whh he calm and tranformed to be good criminalsl

    • @MikanBaldmiki
      @MikanBaldmiki 5 лет назад +1

      Didn't San Andreas come out after GTA 3? Or were they like Alternate universes? Cause im searching it up and San Andreas is 2004 and GTA 3 is 2001.
      So like, Carl and Catalina never happened and she's just always been with Claude.

  • @doowopsoprano9867
    @doowopsoprano9867 2 года назад +84

    It's hard to believe the same voice actress played this character in both games. She was more colorful/ comical in San Andreas then in III. Even her accent changed.

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 11 месяцев назад +18

      You could make the argument that her accent could have gotten lighter by spending a long time on the East Coast

  • @-v0ltage-778
    @-v0ltage-778 5 лет назад +1181

    "Idiota, Carl, Idiota!"
    -Catalina

    • @unitedunitedunited_
      @unitedunitedunited_ 5 лет назад +31

      I find it weird that Catalina really only knows the Spanish words idiota, perro, and mi amor

    • @falconx102
      @falconx102 4 года назад +29

      I Cannot love a stupid man
      -Catalina

    • @oBabybbyuuuu
      @oBabybbyuuuu 4 года назад +14

      In here, mi amor

    • @devilkazuya6160
      @devilkazuya6160 4 года назад +16

      Faster! Faster Carl! FASTER!!!
      Your foolish driving is helping them escape!

    • @devilkazuya6160
      @devilkazuya6160 4 года назад +5

      @Noo Noo those cowboys åssholes are ESCAPING!

  • @mrbostonian93
    @mrbostonian93 6 лет назад +821

    I had an ex like Catalina, a fiery Mexican girl who was super jealous and violent when she got angry. Let’s just say after breaking up her, I’m happy to be alive.....lmao

    • @KM-lc6hj
      @KM-lc6hj 6 лет назад +45

      GI JAM dam that's crazy that's good that you break up and you live and learn

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 6 лет назад +85

      Yeah Latinas can be passionate as fuck. Fiery is a good word.

    • @kobesystemyourwelcome8817
      @kobesystemyourwelcome8817 6 лет назад +35

      Damn u should have did her like Claude did blew her ass up 😂😂😂😂

    • @jackykwan3241
      @jackykwan3241 6 лет назад +24

      Your ex want to know your location

    • @johnmurray6906
      @johnmurray6906 5 лет назад +3

      mrbostonian93 how did you even get with her man

  • @onutrof1157
    @onutrof1157 6 лет назад +495

    26:17 Claude is sometimes scary.

    • @forsaille4655
      @forsaille4655 4 года назад +96

      The shot is perfect. You are Miguel in this scene, you are the victim of the guy you've been playing for hours with.

    • @Zygothknightlord
      @Zygothknightlord 3 года назад +35

      And he is also pretty handsome in that scene

    • @choahao1360
      @choahao1360 3 года назад +1

      Hes not real

    • @onutrof1157
      @onutrof1157 3 года назад +11

      @@choahao1360 Thx I didn't know. Really helpful information.

    • @thediamonddog95
      @thediamonddog95 3 года назад +16

      He's always scary.

  • @claudewinchester7068
    @claudewinchester7068 4 года назад +93

    "Sorry, babe, I am an ambitious girl, and you're just a small-time!"
    Out of everything she's done, that betrayal was right up there with the worst. They didn't go straight to Liberty, they spent 9 years going across the whole country playing Bonnie and Clyde, probably even having to leave the country a few times. Practically a decade together, they both survived whatever was thrown at them, so Claude isn't small-time. On the upside, he's a sociopath, or has sociopathic tendencies at the very least, so this probably wasn't too heartbreaking for him.
    Oh, and I have an explanation for Catalina's radically different appearance between the games: extensive plastic surgery. Perhaps Claude too, but he's pretty much the same. Maybe during one job that went awry, she done the dirty work and that required a new look.

    • @malletUsergaming
      @malletUsergaming Год назад +9

      Wasn’t heartbroken? He spent almost a decade only to be a waste, after all gta 3 is all about getting revenge. That is literally what the story is about.

  • @brickfighter1320
    @brickfighter1320 8 лет назад +201

    this is why I love gta,they connect there characters in the same world

    • @arkanjoteixeira
      @arkanjoteixeira 8 лет назад +24

      brickfighter 13 Exactly. It's very fucking cool indeed.

    • @Lilvon92
      @Lilvon92 6 лет назад +1

      It is

    • @rustyscrewdrivr
      @rustyscrewdrivr 6 лет назад +6

      GTA 4 and GTA 5 do the same thing with some characters

    • @brickfighter1320
      @brickfighter1320 5 лет назад +6

      @@rustyscrewdrivr GTA 4 did it better tbh

  • @Nas-Lee
    @Nas-Lee 5 лет назад +563

    21:40 Catalina: Goodbye Mr Johnson, I will NOT be missing you!
    Yet you still call him throughout the game and probably still called him in GTA 3 😂😂

    • @killgre2399
      @killgre2399 3 года назад +58

      she probably was calling him when she was about to die

    • @miruneverdies
      @miruneverdies 3 года назад +46

      CJ changed his number.

    • @ferrymanggala6285
      @ferrymanggala6285 3 года назад +21

      She just a tsundere+yandere waifu

    • @miruneverdies
      @miruneverdies 3 года назад +6

      @@ferrymanggala6285
      Is this satire?

    • @cheese5911
      @cheese5911 3 года назад +23

      In the mission End of the Line she is jealous and still love Carl
      She never love Claude

  • @davidst4679
    @davidst4679 6 лет назад +493

    Catalina still loved Carl that’s why she called him and that is why she shot Claude

    • @treondousjackson73
      @treondousjackson73 5 лет назад +55

      Exactly, that is what I try to tell people.

    • @earnestpeeplesjr8948
      @earnestpeeplesjr8948 5 лет назад +13

      Still crazy....RKO her.....now

    • @91Definite
      @91Definite 5 лет назад +16

      Lmao! Carl was probably dead before 2001, she probably wish she can turn back the hands of time 😂

    • @hakkai5819
      @hakkai5819 5 лет назад +52

      She tried to kill claude because she dont need claude anymore

    • @treondousjackson73
      @treondousjackson73 5 лет назад +56

      Of course because Claude wasn't in power at that time, before the events of GTA 3 took place him and Catalina were robbing banks damn near all over the country. Claude was just following her around like a puppy after it's master, he was down for whatever she wanted to do without even speaking his thoughts on the matter even if he knew it was wrong because he has a stuttering problem that is why he does not speak at all because his name means to stutter. So obviously Catalina would get tired of him at some point because he was useless to her he lacked ambition, his only purpose to her was having him around as an extra muscle to back her up while carrying these tasks just like she did with Miguel and all the others because they meant absolutely nothing to her except for Carl. Catalina was just looking for a foot in the door in the criminal underworld to rise above the ranks, to start running her own show and she got that opportunity when GTA 3 came along.

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 4 года назад +166

    What's more shocking is that she has the same voice actress across the two games... I swear they were different voices o.o

    • @wolfgangfrost8043
      @wolfgangfrost8043 9 месяцев назад +5

      I actually always had a hard time reconciling the SA iteration of Catalina with how she is in GTA III. I know they’re supposed to be the same character, but her entire look & attitude are totally different. In SA she just seems like a crazy woman who wouldn’t have the intelligence or patience to be this scheming mastermind she is in III.

    • @teevee7678
      @teevee7678 6 месяцев назад +1

      maybe she finally got those anti psychotics.. lets try apply realistic factors here and not critique a 2001 classic😭

  • @joselopez6990
    @joselopez6990 7 лет назад +1657

    Claude never spoke

    • @brawlsquare5035
      @brawlsquare5035 7 лет назад +252

      He is mute

    • @felixgunshooter83
      @felixgunshooter83 7 лет назад +306

      He got shot in the throat on the first mission by Catalina

    • @kibbletv4056
      @kibbletv4056 7 лет назад +106

      he can't talk

    • @averageyoutubeviewer6129
      @averageyoutubeviewer6129 7 лет назад +150

      Fresh 420 Not true, Rockstar were more focused on getting voices for the NPCS rather than Claude, They also had to work on things such as the 3D shit and other stuff.

    • @felixgunshooter83
      @felixgunshooter83 7 лет назад +96

      Flaming warrior that's weird. I mean, the fact that rockstar didn't give the main character a voice actor is retarded lol.

  • @V6theGift
    @V6theGift 8 лет назад +473

    I actually liked Catalina. After I finished her missions I won't lie I missed her lowkey. I remember waiting and hoping she would call me again. 😂

  • @Dark-Shinobi
    @Dark-Shinobi 8 лет назад +516

    I liked Catalina in SA, her and Cj we're hilarious together. Wish they kept her around for future titles.

  • @rennbluess_
    @rennbluess_ 4 года назад +152

    After Mission "End Of The Line"
    CJ: (Got a phone call from Catalina)
    CJ: "Hey, wassup."
    Catalina: (Heavy Breathing)
    Catalina: "Yes, Claude. Faster,Harder, DEEEPEER."
    Catalina: "Oh,yes, yes, YES!"
    CJ: "Catalina, you sick. Get help"
    Catalina: And you Carl, you are jealous.
    Well CJ was.....

    • @rennor3498
      @rennor3498 4 года назад +8

      I got this call just a few minutes before i was about to start "End of the Line"

    • @scout2926
      @scout2926 4 года назад +2

      @@rennor3498 before the mission???

    • @rennor3498
      @rennor3498 4 года назад +5

      @@scout2926 yes right when i was about to begin the end of the line this was back in 2007

    • @adhitsuwandi4880
      @adhitsuwandi4880 4 года назад +2

      @@rennor3498 you're lying

    • @fatherpucci8170
      @fatherpucci8170 4 года назад

      Poor Claude

  • @FBI-it1ct
    @FBI-it1ct 5 лет назад +1214

    What if Claude met Woozie.
    I dont think its gonna work out.

    • @TrillArtTV
      @TrillArtTV 5 лет назад +286

      Lmao Blind man and a Mute

    • @Maxpain9
      @Maxpain9 5 лет назад +11

      Lol

    • @alistairdiren5790
      @alistairdiren5790 5 лет назад +220

      A blind man that knows how to drive a ZR-350 like a Boss but it was funny seeing him run straight into a wall

    • @F4vour1t3_Deadpool
      @F4vour1t3_Deadpool 5 лет назад +5

      FLMAO

    • @claudespeed7196
      @claudespeed7196 5 лет назад +105

      Met him a couple times. Acted like I was never there. Like I was invisible. Grrrrr made me so mad!

  • @pensamiento3867
    @pensamiento3867 8 лет назад +383

    Catalina: My lover needs his car so we can go to Liberty City.
    CJ: Liberty City? *Remembers his mom's dead* ... *Triggered* Yeah, whatever, have a good time.

    • @thejagotishow
      @thejagotishow 7 лет назад +10

      Pensamiento 0 He later does go to Liberty City.

    • @ccassette
      @ccassette 6 лет назад +4

      @ICP4Life and you are someone who can't take a joke, aren't you?

    • @cloroxhammer3289
      @cloroxhammer3289 6 лет назад +11

      That doesn't even look like a goddamn joke.

    • @that_deadeyegamer7920
      @that_deadeyegamer7920 6 лет назад +23

      He said yeah whatever because he didn't give a fuck 😂

    • @ccassette
      @ccassette 6 лет назад

      @@cloroxhammer3289 then you still haven't even played gta sa lmao.

  • @dry90125
    @dry90125 5 лет назад +298

    CJ and Catalina having a convo about “strong women” while gunning down cowboys who robbed a convenience store is the most GTA thing I can think of.

  • @flyguy1827
    @flyguy1827 4 года назад +143

    Catlina went from a petty thief to murderous hitwoman. I wonder how she wouldve treated Carl after that time.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад +6

      Um killed him?

    • @muhammedmete1306
      @muhammedmete1306 3 года назад +16

      Catalina always murderous hitwoman. She killed policeman and other thiefs at Gta sanandreas. Just she is not emotional at Gta 3

  • @midgur
    @midgur 7 лет назад +560

    20:48
    Catalina: "Are you jealous? Are you gonna fight for me?"
    CJ: "No, no. I-I can take rejection."
    LMAO but it didnt feel like it wasnt cj dat got rejected

    • @lordmegatron8533
      @lordmegatron8533 6 лет назад +61

      Berto Bawl Catalina: you are jealous and a coward!
      Now let's race!
      Carl: Crazy bitch.

    • @jamessayshi5262
      @jamessayshi5262 5 лет назад +2

      Lol right

  • @ModestPilgrim1
    @ModestPilgrim1 7 лет назад +203

    san andreas takes place in 1992 and gta3 takes place in 2001 so Claude and catalina were together for almost a decade!!!! but she says he's "Small time"?!? nigguh what?!??!?!

    • @axcionfit1480
      @axcionfit1480 5 лет назад +20

      Maybe they broke up when they arrived to LC (or where they went) then in 2001 they reencountered and start again

    • @91Definite
      @91Definite 5 лет назад +26

      Reality bitches are never satisfied smh

    • @itsDjjayyArt
      @itsDjjayyArt 5 лет назад +5

      @@91Definite facts

    • @91Definite
      @91Definite 5 лет назад +1

      David Baptiste i appreciate that man I’m 27 and been dealing with women for while now to realize it’s impossible these days. You can tell a woman your hers but she always have insecurities...

    • @91Definite
      @91Definite 5 лет назад

      Serwin Vincent Rabusa Igano Appreciate it cause it’s the truth 💯

  • @grovestreetsnoop
    @grovestreetsnoop 5 лет назад +359

    Cj - no no i can take rejection.
    Catalina - you're a jealous and a coward
    The woman never gives up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AnonymousUser69666
      @AnonymousUser69666 4 года назад +4

      I always wanted to have a dyom for this Shitalina so that there would be a way that you can canonically kill her.

    • @rachelciel3330
      @rachelciel3330 4 года назад +22

      @@AnonymousUser69666 Chill, bro. She's a fun character and not a so fun girlfriend for CJ. But ofc you can't kill her. Aside for how entertaining she was, she was canonically Claude's prey, not CJ's.

    • @paint1238
      @paint1238 3 года назад

      @@AnonymousUser69666 IM PATIENTLY WAITING FOR CATALINAS DEATH IN THIS VIDEO. COME ON!

    • @paint1238
      @paint1238 3 года назад +1

      @@AnonymousUser69666 IT HAPPENED POG

    • @Nope-ju3ds
      @Nope-ju3ds 3 года назад

      @@rachelciel3330 thank you!

  • @reesuplifts
    @reesuplifts 4 года назад +71

    The voice actress did an amazing job.

  • @itsdannyhoney
    @itsdannyhoney 5 лет назад +57

    You can tell Catalina always loved CJ. She couldn’t stop thinking about him so she kept calling him and then once the calls stopped for good and CJ probably never knew why.

  • @SirCile
    @SirCile 5 лет назад +2200

    Catalina you sick get help!
    Edit: thanks for 840 likes, Grove streets for life❤️😎

  • @yutro213
    @yutro213 5 лет назад +152

    3:43 This gets me every time.

  • @darthyvardyreal
    @darthyvardyreal 4 года назад +54

    "Lady I'm a god fearing, peace loving, man of the people."
    That is my favorite quote

  • @damianjohns1914
    @damianjohns1914 7 лет назад +100

    Catalina was one of my favorite side characters of the whole franchise her boldness confidence and her strategies of benefiting herself is what made her so special I wish she would become a protagonist of a spin off one day

  • @McNuggs-
    @McNuggs- 8 лет назад +203

    "Tiny balls? Now just wait a minute..." lmao

  • @ABCDEF-rt4un
    @ABCDEF-rt4un 5 лет назад +128

    How was it?
    different

  • @joseluizceconijunior8940
    @joseluizceconijunior8940 4 года назад +122

    "Tiny balls? Now wait a minute!" LMAO

  • @jess4you13
    @jess4you13 6 лет назад +109

    21:10 claude was probably hearing the mission failed theme of GTA 3

  • @ixion_cyb
    @ixion_cyb 6 лет назад +265

    This CARL THIS is my new man...
    Catalina’s Brain: Who’m I will betray later on muahahahah

  • @jaovanirichardson3758
    @jaovanirichardson3758 6 лет назад +445

    I just noticed that GTA San andreas is just pre GTA 3

    • @malikjohnson2315
      @malikjohnson2315 6 лет назад +59

      Jaovani Richardson me 2 and I beat both games over 2x and I just realized now after all these years Claude was in S.A. as a prequel to III

    • @KM-lc6hj
      @KM-lc6hj 6 лет назад +28

      Malik Johnson dam I never beat both gta 3 and San andreas but I kind of remember catalina in 3 but not in San Andreas maybe because I never got that far in san andreas.

    • @Dank_Dank
      @Dank_Dank 5 лет назад +29

      @Martin Doyle Shit no sherlock

    • @joaoarthur2945
      @joaoarthur2945 5 лет назад +17

      @Martin Doyle I'm so proud of this community lmao

    • @avdgaming3550
      @avdgaming3550 5 лет назад +12

      @Who the fuck is HAPPY ?! no locksher shit

  • @aronszabo5246
    @aronszabo5246 4 года назад +84

    Catalina: *shoots Claude*
    Claude: -_-

  • @ginoricoaraneta1198
    @ginoricoaraneta1198 5 лет назад +210

    14:47 literally every woman i met lol

    • @sarahhaque9039
      @sarahhaque9039 3 года назад +1

      cuz thats how you guys make us feels.

    • @heavyglamrocker1987
      @heavyglamrocker1987 3 года назад +6

      Sounds like a you problem, not a woman problem

    • @josukehigashikata1494
      @josukehigashikata1494 3 года назад +2

      @@sarahhaque9039 sure, sexist bitch generalizing mankind.

    • @naffo1314
      @naffo1314 3 года назад

      @@sarahhaque9039 stop generalizing please

  • @iSpecyouirl
    @iSpecyouirl 5 лет назад +83

    What’s funny is that San Andreas takes place before gta 3 and Catalina ends up shooting Claude right in the beginning of gta 3

    • @theHoldac
      @theHoldac 5 лет назад +17

      JRswag there’s a 9 year gap

    • @imjoesan
      @imjoesan 3 года назад +2

      So? We all know he was mute since SA, idk why people kept saying Catalina shooting him was that cause it

  • @BioAssassin135
    @BioAssassin135 8 лет назад +305

    Catalina could honestly be the female Trevor too bad she couldn't show up in the HD universe because of obvious reasons I actually love her especially in San Andreas

    • @CadillacticBean
      @CadillacticBean 8 лет назад +47

      Charlie Dont Surf Yeah all we got was that pissed off marathon runner..

    • @kazngoye8836
      @kazngoye8836 7 лет назад +3

      What if she had a daughter?

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 6 лет назад +1

      therealist811 Actually they do, only 3 characters like Laslow and Fernando

    • @magnetiteeagle2.025
      @magnetiteeagle2.025 6 лет назад +3

      actually trevor atleast he is nice and a good guy some times exept that catalina with her stupid missions .

  • @rorisang8602
    @rorisang8602 3 года назад +19

    I think Catalina always loved Carl seeing how she hated him always chasing money which made her mad.
    Likely her learning about CJ success in San Andrea's such as owning a successful casino and being the manager of Madd dogg and love fist likely made her jealous which resulted in her being tired of the small scale crimes claude was likely making them do.

  • @adityaarafian2751
    @adityaarafian2751 5 лет назад +136

    She said,she really hates CJ .but she still calling him😂

  • @headache1224
    @headache1224 8 лет назад +93

    who else thought of CJ hearing the news of Catalinas Death? or is is just me ??

    • @ca294
      @ca294 7 лет назад +41

      I would think that maybe he would sorry for her, in Gta 3 she was a ruthless traitor, but in San Andreas she is a kind of hilarious.......

    • @ChrisJProductionz
      @ChrisJProductionz 6 лет назад +18

      Andy Rosado I think CJ would’ve been ecstatic

    • @Andrew-sk1fk
      @Andrew-sk1fk 6 лет назад +31

      But what about Ceaser? That was his cousin.

    • @gold_soulo
      @gold_soulo 6 лет назад +12

      he'd be like "Mahn Good riddance. Crazy b****."

    • @AnonymousUser69666
      @AnonymousUser69666 4 года назад

      @@Andrew-sk1fk Cesar woudn't even care about her stupid cousin if she dead since gta 3 is set in 2001 and you have to let it go.

  • @puffosgamingoldchannel5992
    @puffosgamingoldchannel5992 8 лет назад +325

    Catalina mission: women dont drive, thats what men are for!
    *after mission*
    *catalina drives off with the bike*
    me: but..... but.... but...... wtf?

    • @magnetiteeagle2.025
      @magnetiteeagle2.025 6 лет назад +8

      lol ikr XD

    • @Lilvon92
      @Lilvon92 6 лет назад +3

      Doritos Bag right

    • @jandres9232
      @jandres9232 6 лет назад +9

      She doesn't give a fuck. Catalina is a man.

    • @GhostFan-ev4di
      @GhostFan-ev4di 6 лет назад +9

      @@jandres9232 She's a woman don't start with that fucking bullshit

    • @AnonymousUser69666
      @AnonymousUser69666 4 года назад

      @@GhostFan-ev4di I don't give a fuck. Catalina is not a woman. She's more than just a demon or a devil who would immediately start bullshit which was caused by her not the person.

  • @zachlavine5606
    @zachlavine5606 3 года назад +81

    Legends say that Catalina is still in love with CJ

    • @Nope-ju3ds
      @Nope-ju3ds 3 года назад +3

      Maybe I was

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад +3

      She dead now! So in love till the day she died I guess.

    • @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642
      @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642 3 года назад

      @@Cacowninja
      I bet her ghost haunts CJ though

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад

      @@iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642 Claude is the one that killed her so it makes more sense for her to haunt him.
      CJ just said she was a crazy bitch.

    • @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642
      @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642 3 года назад

      @@Cacowninja
      LOL ok 😂🤣 (that'll makes even more funnier since Claude is a mute and can't scream)

  • @LaSanya2001
    @LaSanya2001 8 лет назад +91

    man i just started playing gta san andreas since years, and i just finished all of Catalinas jobs.

    • @trevorphillips2946
      @trevorphillips2946 8 лет назад +6

      +Nik0 v 0.1 (Beta always Wins) DAFUK NIKO why are u answering everybody ... I mean u don't talk a lot with people (just saying)

    • @TruxstonJones
      @TruxstonJones 8 лет назад +3

      Harambe finish the story yet

    • @heindrichgaming5575
      @heindrichgaming5575 7 лет назад +1

      Local liquor store is the hardest from Catalina

  • @PanMan712
    @PanMan712 5 лет назад +64

    7:26
    Catalina: CaRL, WhAt ArE YoU DO~ing?

  • @riegen.
    @riegen. 5 лет назад +80

    20:28 Claude just casually standing as usual lol

  • @raniedelfajardo742
    @raniedelfajardo742 4 года назад +55

    The only reason why CJ didn't kill her it's because she's Caesar's cousins

    • @theshamegame2787
      @theshamegame2787 3 года назад +20

      No, mostly because she was no direct threat to him, nor was he hired to do so.

    • @no-ub4vu
      @no-ub4vu 3 года назад +8

      You gona kill his familia?!!

  • @N1ghtHunter007
    @N1ghtHunter007 6 лет назад +42

    I actually liked Catalina in GTA SA. She was an interesting character and she was a real tough lady. Sometimes she was anoying, but I liked her

  • @bryanlolwtf04
    @bryanlolwtf04 5 лет назад +57

    Cesar asking Carl to partner with Catalina:
    Pros:Money
    Cons:Catalina

    • @thexylophone
      @thexylophone 3 года назад +1

      @Nstink yes but not willingly

  • @leeeverett1278
    @leeeverett1278 8 лет назад +145

    BABY PLEASE!

    • @pisaks6782
      @pisaks6782 8 лет назад +30

      Lee? What the fuck? Aren't you supposed to be dead?

    • @leviksd
      @leviksd 7 лет назад +5

      vovka murla I ate him dude he was too delicous in walking dead...

    • @dirtydan626
      @dirtydan626 7 лет назад +1

      Big Smoke what the fuck

    • @Ebi1074
      @Ebi1074 7 лет назад +2

      Big Smoke weren't you already satisfied with your order?

    • @dalaxdercrisper957
      @dalaxdercrisper957 7 лет назад +1

      How's Clementine Lee? Did she can survive the outbreak of her own?

  • @cesarioudtohan6743
    @cesarioudtohan6743 4 года назад +33

    Why I love all GTA games: *Characters crossovers*

  • @robattack2897
    @robattack2897 7 лет назад +379

    faster,harder,DEEPER

    • @christophersantos4825
      @christophersantos4825 6 лет назад +31

      Total Drama Robert Please baby, I ain't into that shit!

    • @genasatria2541
      @genasatria2541 5 лет назад +3

      Damn shit are you like a sex?

    • @claudespeed4436
      @claudespeed4436 5 лет назад +2

      stop ittttt

    • @tyrellhansraj2821
      @tyrellhansraj2821 5 лет назад +16

      @@user-jg78 you shouldn't make fun of down syndrome but yes that was a very bad joke

    • @user-jg78
      @user-jg78 5 лет назад +13

      I have to insult these fuckers to learn to stfu with their shitty jokes.

  • @shajaknieves6428
    @shajaknieves6428 8 лет назад +461

    am I the only one who didn't realize they were the same person

    • @dirkoftheblaze2352
      @dirkoftheblaze2352 8 лет назад +33

      Nope. I was also confused at first

    • @AlexandruCarjan
      @AlexandruCarjan 8 лет назад +5

      They arent.... GTA 3 takes pace BEFORE GTA San Andreas, also the one in GTA 3 is white and the one in GTA SA is black

    • @TrapkinLSRP1738
      @TrapkinLSRP1738 8 лет назад +122

      @Alexandru Carjan, No, GTA 3 takes place in 2001 and GTA SA takes place in 1992, gta.wikia.com/wiki/3D_Universe

    • @GhostFan-ev4di
      @GhostFan-ev4di 8 лет назад +69

      +Alexandru Carjan you are a fucking dumbass

    • @datdude1234
      @datdude1234 8 лет назад +2

      I wuz wondering if they were but I wasn't sure

  • @PrivateSmiles
    @PrivateSmiles 7 лет назад +211

    Back when Rockstar cared about the storyline and not online multiplayer. GTA caters to the World of Warcraft crowd these days. Most GTA V players have never played GTA III or San Andreas.

    • @r11confusion80
      @r11confusion80 6 лет назад +6

      tj baby true so sad but true

    • @trontosaurusrex9532
      @trontosaurusrex9532 6 лет назад +8

      It's all about the Online now. GTA 3 ,VC,and SA are my favorites.

    • @SkinBoy04
      @SkinBoy04 6 лет назад +3

      tj baby wrong in my casr

    • @that_deadeyegamer7920
      @that_deadeyegamer7920 6 лет назад +2

      I've play WoW and I don't like GTA Online 😂 it's for those with no skill but allot of money.

    • @hurensohnwernichtabonniert3767
      @hurensohnwernichtabonniert3767 6 лет назад +3

      Gta 5 is Not a real Gta because it have nothin to Do with the old Story Gta vice City is befor San Andreas but it hast the Bosses of IT Gta San Andreas is befor catalina and Claude goes to liberty City so everbody have the question what about Tommy and cj ? So the thing what rockstar had to Do is getting back to the Story

  • @heyyitsrezzy
    @heyyitsrezzy 4 года назад +45

    “Like hitting a man with a frying pan while he sleeps” YO YOU CRAZY CATALINA😂😭

  • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
    @cowerdnerddespacito9518 5 лет назад +208

    I finished gta sa and after the final mission I got a call and all I here is moaning and cj is like Catalina you need help

    • @Homixide_
      @Homixide_ 5 лет назад +56

      Claude was tasting some coffee

    • @thethirteenthdoctor1716
      @thethirteenthdoctor1716 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @PmfSwavier
      @PmfSwavier 4 года назад +4

      Claud somehow modded hot coffee into the game

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 3 года назад

      And the only help she ever got was being sent to the grave.

  • @gizmocat11
    @gizmocat11 7 лет назад +162

    No Claude and Catalina were not together for 10 years. It really was a "short time" like she said. They go to Liberty City in 1992 and they robbed the bank in the same year or within two years later, and Claude was sentenced 10 years. He was then released in 2001, when GTA III takes place. It's quite possible he was released for good behavior since he doesn't say anything

    • @flakyy_ow
      @flakyy_ow 6 лет назад +91

      He escaped..

    • @Pawlok131
      @Pawlok131 5 лет назад +47

      Except that the newspaper we are shown in the intro mentions events that are recent in Liberty City: the investigation of connections between yakuza and LCPD, that's obviously referencing Ray, the article about Luigi Goterreli, from Liberty City Stories we know he didn't own a club at least until 1998. Claude hasn't spent a day in prison, he got lucky to be in the same transport as the Oriental Man, who was Cartel's true target.

    • @fadedgloryyy4186
      @fadedgloryyy4186 5 лет назад +57

      He didn’t even serve his sentence, the first mission is Claude and 8ball breaking out of the Police Transport before serving time🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @jayhoward2364
      @jayhoward2364 5 лет назад +9

      the cartel (lead by Catalina) hit the prison transport in a kidnap attempt on the Old Oriental Gentleman that was in the back of the van with Claude and 8ball, than they both escaped.

    • @ridunnafuz8952
      @ridunnafuz8952 5 лет назад +12

      If you pause at 24:12 news say 10 years for love

  • @theguybrarian
    @theguybrarian 5 лет назад +50

    7:24 is so unexpectedly hilarious

  • @adamkc0
    @adamkc0 Год назад +11

    There's something that Catalina said during the robbery missions in San Andreas that always stuck with me. We were being chased through a wheat field on the bike, Catalina was shooting off at the mouth as well as with her gun towards the cops, and she shouted "I've keeled hundreds of peegs like you!"
    Always thought she should have been a protag in a future gta since then.

  • @armandopadilla-enea6176
    @armandopadilla-enea6176 5 лет назад +22

    If you really think about it, before Dutch Van Der Linde, Micah Bell, Harlan Fontaine, Edgar Ross, Officer Tenpenny, Dimitri Patrinko, or even The Director... Catalina was Rockstar’s first ever TRUE antagonist.

    • @MadMannix
      @MadMannix Год назад +2

      Samuel deever from gta 1: 😐

  • @DevonteDunkley
    @DevonteDunkley 3 года назад +101

    I remember years ago when me and my cousin were kids playing this game and we LAUGHED our asses off at this part 15:30

  • @default0118
    @default0118 3 года назад +30

    Catalina was one of my fav characters, I was laughing my ass off all the time

  • @kurisuinternetpopstar
    @kurisuinternetpopstar 4 года назад +39

    28:10 "SpEciaL DeLiVeRy"

  • @ez_ez1015
    @ez_ez1015 6 лет назад +51

    Catilina: Carl! I think I love you!
    CJ: Oh! Uh... Shit! Thats... that's great! And... Stuff...
    😂

  • @SirHenryMaximo
    @SirHenryMaximo 5 лет назад +59

    18:12 Damn, that was hardcore!

  • @theobserver4214
    @theobserver4214 6 лет назад +15

    21:12 I love how Catalina's super mad that she lost and Claude is just walking around the car not doing shit