It's every bit as iconic as "All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ", "Look what happened to the bitch" and Big Smoke's massive drive-thru order.
I love how Michael's heist team consists of professional gunners and drivers. Meanwhile, Cj's heist team have 2 random triads guys, a blind guy, a janitor and a nerd but somehow they still make it.
@@thenexus8384There are ways to make the game hilariously easy, but yeah, them ways are still harder than the rest of the 3D Universe games. Some missions are ball-busters, too.
@@thenexus8384 The plane missions are not really hard to me, but I also went to the settings to disable Mouse Flying(finicky feature for planes), and use WASD and arrow keys at the same time to fly, which to me makes plane control much more intuitive and eventually easy. N.O.E can still be hard, though. Controlling the fighter jet in the modern age of keyboards without numpads is the hard part, since its controls are tied to numpad keys by default. Supply Lines(Zero mission 2) is a weird one, since it comes before you learn to fly. It's super easy once you learn to fly and learn the fact that you can let go of W and fly without spending fuel. You complete the mission with like 60% fuel left. The racers have really bad AI, but you can still fuck up and lose your chance at the races very early on, I guess.
To me, the hardest missions are: 1. Tanker Commander: Catalina's first heist is surprisingly hard, the chasing car has a chance to ram you right between the truck and the fuel tank and immediately foil you. It does get much easier with repeat playthroughs, though. 2. Los Desperados: The second to last mission, you have unreliable allies that can die to rockets and immediately lose you the mission, and you have to react immediately to stop the rocket launching enemy. 3. Freefall(? Salvatore's first mission): Chase a plane with a plane in the weirdest way possible. 4. Driving School: Some take multiple tries, like the two-wheelies, side flips...
there are different branches of the triads wooizie is boss of the mountain cloud boys and ran fa li is boss of the red gecko tong@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643
@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643Woozie leads the Mountain Cloud Boys, and Ran Fa Li leads the Gecko Tong Boys, I think. They're both leaders who allied with each other to found the Four Dragons Casino.
Not just the cut scen's but *the radio commercials and the legendary npc's* lol seriously i love gta san andreas even today! its feels so alive! Compare gta5... Its really like another world!☺
é uma respostada pra quando alguém faz uma pergunta que a resposta é obviamente sim ou obviamente não exemplo: um caba chega na escola com gesso no braço e alguém pergunta "did you break your arm?" e o cara responde "does the pope shit in the woods?"
"I know you are blind, but you gotta see this." Is the best one for me
18:23 btw)
Very clever
Carl, are you pointing again?
18:22
I love the "I love you Maggie" part
"Ryder! Not this again!"
"It aint me, fool!"
That is such a classic funny ass line that is forever immortalized. 😂
"No one is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"
Oh sh*t run!!!
It's every bit as iconic as "All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ", "Look what happened to the bitch" and Big Smoke's massive drive-thru order.
Also Ryder didn't finished high school coz"" he's too intelligent for this shit""
@@HarryPlays_28 i still don't get the "i feel sorry for your dad" joke after all these years
Cant believe i didnt get these jokes back when i was younger, these are funny asf
me too
Same
True, they are funnier than nowdays jokes
same
The one about the guy always wacking off. never understood that as a kid. At least I understood the Wuzi ones, love Wuzi haha.
I love how Michael's heist team consists of professional gunners and drivers. Meanwhile, Cj's heist team have 2 random triads guys, a blind guy, a janitor and a nerd but somehow they still make it.
This comment is underrated lmao🤣🤣🤣
One of them has a name. It's Woozies assistant. His name is Guppie
Well, Caligula’s heist was in 1992, much simpler time
@@timononp737 there were serial killers in every block that time you can't say it's simpler just cause you probably think Micheal's heist was better
CJ was just much more successful and talented compared to Michael
3:49 holy f that's the biggest insult in the whole game….
Dark joke
@@omrobby i know right! My heart literally got an attack in the dilemma of whether to laugh or to cry 🥲
He should be angry
Torino is such a savage :D
@@fatihkartal2513 he must be but he couldn't have done anything
"Oh i guess you two *WOULD* know what a hooker looks like"
"You say that like its a bad thing"
"SHUT UP CARL" 🤣
All GTA Series had its uniqueness. But San Andreas will always be a classic game.
11:02 Where Elon Musk got his X logo from 🤣
true xd
Lol thats the proof this game is ahead of its own time
Xoomer Garage
Same i was thinking before 😂😂
"Now I know you are blind, man - but you gotta see this." Daaamnnnn 😂😂😂
VERY CLEVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
10:54 I love how Cesar genuinely sounds so annoyed when CJ asked him twice
GTA SA is such a timeless, fun and well executed story its crazy how long it was for its time. Fun and timeless
Although it's definitely the hardest
@@thenexus8384There are ways to make the game hilariously easy, but yeah, them ways are still harder than the rest of the 3D Universe games. Some missions are ball-busters, too.
@@SyRose901 like the plane missions and races
@@thenexus8384 The plane missions are not really hard to me, but I also went to the settings to disable Mouse Flying(finicky feature for planes), and use WASD and arrow keys at the same time to fly, which to me makes plane control much more intuitive and eventually easy. N.O.E can still be hard, though.
Controlling the fighter jet in the modern age of keyboards without numpads is the hard part, since its controls are tied to numpad keys by default.
Supply Lines(Zero mission 2) is a weird one, since it comes before you learn to fly. It's super easy once you learn to fly and learn the fact that you can let go of W and fly without spending fuel. You complete the mission with like 60% fuel left.
The racers have really bad AI, but you can still fuck up and lose your chance at the races very early on, I guess.
To me, the hardest missions are:
1. Tanker Commander: Catalina's first heist is surprisingly hard, the chasing car has a chance to ram you right between the truck and the fuel tank and immediately foil you. It does get much easier with repeat playthroughs, though.
2. Los Desperados: The second to last mission, you have unreliable allies that can die to rockets and immediately lose you the mission, and you have to react immediately to stop the rocket launching enemy.
3. Freefall(? Salvatore's first mission): Chase a plane with a plane in the weirdest way possible.
4. Driving School: Some take multiple tries, like the two-wheelies, side flips...
0:45 "it aint me fool" like dude 💀😂
8:47 Ogglock 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭
Thats what i read and pronounce it when i was a kid lol ogglock😂
😂
What mission cutscene is that?
@@willi3y87it’s not from a mission, it’s on the WCTR station, one of Lazlow’s segments. Well worth hearing.
19:39 woozie being a champ and a menace
Woozie is such a gem
Every person, not just blind, gotta have self-confidence like Woozie.
"I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off" is the single greatest line in the game
"Ay what are you still doing here?"
"I live here"
*"OH OK you can stay :)"*
i love how he ends up with you in the hiest too when you do it
What a way to finish the video, with the greatest order ever made 😂
Take care of yourself and keep them coming Om !
thank you. you are too kind. sorry for the late respond.
15:40 oh man, you cut it at the best part! great vid tho, i love the way you connected some clips
'im blind carl not stupid' the best quote from woozie
Man woozie's a funny guy considering the fact that he's triad boss😂😂
I thought the boss was Ran Fa Li
there are different branches of the triads wooizie is boss of the mountain cloud boys and ran fa li is boss of the red gecko tong@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643
@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643Woozie leads the Mountain Cloud Boys, and Ran Fa Li leads the Gecko Tong Boys, I think. They're both leaders who allied with each other to found the Four Dragons Casino.
3:50
Bro toreno was wild 💀
Classic rockstar.
probably my fav character all time from gta 😂
3:48 is hilarious 💀
0:49 every time I play the gta v mission “Chop” I always think Lamar is gonna say “it ain’t me fool” when the balla recognizes him lmao
My favorite is still a wise sentence by one of the npc:
"you're like my as*h*le always holding up sh*t"
LMFAO, and it's from the best NPC in the entire series: Orange 12 or as we like to call him, Tweleve.
"I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge"
“What do I look like I’m made of? Pudding?” 😂
3:50 😭😭😭😭😭He doesn't care about CJ's feelings
"Everyone has a street infront of their house. That doesn't make you cool" Caught me of guard as a person who barely listens to the radio🤣🤣🤣
just realized pulaski unknowingly jabbed at hernandez when he told the taxi driver to leave 😂
Yeah
3:48 wow thats one hell of a response
3:48 Holy S**t!!!!! Toreno is wild.😂😂😂
"Now I know you're blind man, but you gotta see this" Bro literally showing him a board 😂
18:20 man that was unexpected
I'm blind, Carl, not stupid 😅
"You're so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck"
Orange 21.
Who the fuck said that lmao😂😂
@@princerawat4297Here's another one, "The back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs." 😂😂😂
@@princerawat4297 here's another other one: "Do ya shower in doo-doo?"
19:23 lol ok you can stay 😂
10:18 this one got me 😂
The oglock radio was too funny 😂
Yess🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:46 I love CJ fucking around with Cesar here
6:27 the way he's speaking always gets me 🤣
This game is just something else bro, thanks for making videos like this, appreciate it man ❤️
The janitor joining the actual heist mission was so fucking funny
Not just the cut scen's but *the radio commercials and the legendary npc's* lol seriously i love gta san andreas even today! its feels so alive! Compare gta5... Its really like another world!☺
“The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dawgs”
"Does the pope shit in the woods" has become part of my vocabulary
2:03 too good
6:55 "Kill him??
Well I didn't mean take the mf out" is craazzzyyy😂😂
13:57 first i thought mad dogg was rapping by the subtitles 😂😂
2:50 cj fustrated because everyone he works for is always high af
weird guy on phone: now first we need to see what you're made of. CJ: What do i look i'm i'm made of?!? Pudding?!? Me: *dying of laughter at **9:10*
i almost die the part "what you do on ballas throw shoes at him😂
Lol me too 2:02
Congrats on the 20k subs. U prolly don't remember me but ya. I'm happy for u
Actually I was nearly got 25k but I lost a lot of my subscribers after I deleted all the best jokes videos.
@@omrobby i loved the uncharted one lmao
Cj: "throw shoe's at e'm?"
me In The Game Fr: Cheats B)
"What u gon' do if the ballas roll through, throw shoes at em?" 💀
6:46 well, I didn't mean date him😂😂😂😂
16:54
he probably got 21 lol
Bro was stuttering when he realised that he lost to CJ 💀
the best one is definitely when CJ says "i appreciate your input, but please fuck off"
8:16 though the motherfucking mic was broken
The best for me
17:14 Brilliant, especially given the early 90s setting for San Andreas.
Dude can’t stop slaying his one eyed trouser snake
I don't get it
@@micohdeguzmandmdYour too innocent. Stay that way.
I would have done the same
They are also both british
Ironic how the guy who calls you busta was the biggest backstabbing busta in the game.
For real
No he wasn't. Big Smoke was.
@@bkkersey93 Yes Ryder was. There is no denying it
2:08 Ryder's reaction 😂
bruh, i played this a lot back in the day, but i did'nt notice the jokes man, these are funny af
10:46
I'm with Cesar on this one, I have no idea what "does the pope shits on the woods" means
Cus i'm Brazilian
é uma respostada pra quando alguém faz uma pergunta que a resposta é obviamente sim ou obviamente não
exemplo: um caba chega na escola com gesso no braço e alguém pergunta "did you break your arm?" e o cara responde "does the pope shit in the woods?"
"Looking real technical gangsta HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH" killed me hahahaha😊
3:55😂
4:10 Is that real 😮?
This dialogue between OG Loc and Lazlow came from the radio but I made this scene with some mods for visualization purposes.
And when Sweet asks CJ about Maccer. That conversation is funny too.
“Or Lopez either, you racist f**k that ain’t how moms raised us!”🤣🤣
6:52 Kill him? I ain't mean date him 😂
Triad dude looks like Neo from the matrix. That’s probably why he won racing.
More like Morpheus with those glasses
One thing that makes me wonder, he blind but can race a car & shoot a gangster too 😅
Woozie is like a superhero Daredevil or some sort 😅
9:15 bruh the ak sounds powerful as fuck reminds me of cs 1.6
12:42 no idea why i found this so funny, but i did
A calm and well mannered mafia leader suddenly sounding like a 14yo who got caught checking phub by a friend :D
3:47 man this made me to go insane💀
the ultimate dark joke
"Now first we need to see what you're made of.."
"What it look like I'm made of... PUDD'N?"
The pope joke with cesar gets me everytime
Nah the Wu Zi Mu bits are just insanely funny 😭😭😭
Nah I'm with Caesar, I never got the question after 19 years lmaooo Does a pope shit in the woods????😂😂😂😂
It's a rhetorical question
2:01 this one😂😂
"Ogloc" 😂😂😂😂 how did I miss that one for so long hahaha
*mom told me to not to talk to stranger*
*and look what happend to the bi...*
Got me killed 😂😂😂😂😂
Some of the best lines are in conversations with Woozie and the triads 😂 but smoke and ryder are real memes… yeah and mike is just a cheeky Guy
3:47 best one
Cj:you do know im black right ,not Chinese?
Woozie:CJ I’m blind,not stupid
i can't even remember Og Loc talking to that guy
it's not on screen, only on radio interview. i created that scene for visual purpose.
That guy was lazlo from gta 5
"We need to see what you're made of"
CJ: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF? PUDDING?
I'm a just a little curious, what happened to your old Best Jokes videos
You can read about it on my community tab.
@@omrobby sure thing
I just really got curious because I really love those videos of yours, but goodluck on remaking the Best Jokes series. Much love
One of the best GTA San Andreas joke for me is in radio "so this is the man og loc" OG loc:"hry my name is OG LOC!"
“Moms always told me not to talk to strangers” Just fell out of the bed 💀
12:29 ..lmao
"tiny balls?? now just wait a minute"
I'M FUCKING DEAD
“thanks for your input…but please F OFF”😂😂😂
This is one of the 100 reasons of SA being the best RPG game ever created
SA isn't an RPG
8:36 very nice very cute
3:30 ay yo am I trippin or is that the protagonist from another GTA XD
Yes. That's Claude from GTA III.
@@omrobbyCatalina : sorry babe I'm an ambitious girl
17:42 someone help me please 😭😭
"where's your car?"
"Where's yours"
Cold ass gangsta comeback 💀
“Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people.” My favourite
5:18
I love the joke of that characters, because CJ tell him said, "Can you help me right now?" Tereno said, "Well, actually, no, that means no."
The fact its 21 minutes just shows how great the writing is
3:44 best part
"youre like my asshole, always holding up shit" npc stuck behind me in traffic
"My soda! It's all over the fucking floor!"
"Well you can suck it up once we're done!"
🤣🤣🤣