GTA San Andreas - Best Videos Of "Woozie"
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2019
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I know you are blind man but you gotta see this
Lol
Very clever.
I know you’re gay, but you need to straighten things out.XD
Nice.
Quotes of the century
I like how CJ is actively hanging out with him. He’s a better friend than almost everyone he knew on grove street.
and cj was probably woozie's most genuine friend since everyone around him is constantly kissing his ass making him too over confident for his own good
Wu Zi and his guys arent really thugs or anything, they're more like businessmen or monestery kind eventho they still a mob
@@hybridAbsol honorable
@@hybridAbsol Well I mean they are Triad and not bikers or street thugs.
@@vcrbetamax bikers are different despite they can be good or bad
I think Woozie is the most genuine man CJ ever worked with.
It's either Woozie, or Toreno
@@FleischerJack Toreno is a good guy, but he keeps hiding some secrets to CJ, which makes him look like a jerk. Plus he always puts CJ life in danger, even ask CJ to steal a jet plane lmao.
Pretty sure the reverse is also true. Best duo ever
@@wahyudyatmika5119 I think he even got him to steal a jetpack from Area 51
@@Ray2311us nope, it was the Truth who sent him
"He insisted on driving here himself, he could be anywhere"
What happened to him ?
@@demoiselle_chris9466 Death
@@demoiselle_chris9466 probably died
@@krismas7531 I don't think he died. In one of the missions he asked someone of Woozie and they said that he was either in other city or working in casino. I don't remember exactly
@@krismas7531 yeah I dont think he died. Everybody knows he has massive luck. Probably lost in desert or some shit lmao
11:33 woozie's POV
The last scene of the Sopranos.
@@shrim1481 Tony definitely got whacked. Also GTA SA is fucking legendary
Lol😂
lol
Oh okay bro,you got me
"Hey what are you still doing here?"
"I live here."
"Oh okay, you can stay."
I love CJ cus he's such a dork for how dangerous he can be lol.
Cj be like:
"Understandable have a great day. ✌️"
This scene never fails to make me laugh.
The funniest thing is that the guy actually went on the robbery with them
Evil Crucian well at least cj gave him some share of the money.
I love how woozie just being logical at 7:49
"He bought two chips, and seems worried. So the other one must fake"
Like Woozie said himself: he's just blind, but not stupid
@@T405_MN very much likely, since CJ talks.. well in a very "gangsta" way
@@DzakyAmany its not gangsta, its called African American vernacular English. It's a dialect among American black English speakers. You don't have to be a gang member to speak like that. That would be stereotyping black people.
@@stock2896 I wasn't talking about black people in general and I'm aware it's how they speak sometimes, but CJ *is* a gang-banger hence the quotation marks, so your point?
@@stock2896 "gangsta" is a subclass of black Americans. Namely those black Americans who are gangstas.
3:48 this is the most impressive cutscene for me
The game takes into account you can't swim well, and instead of giving a pop up, they give you a whole separate cutscene.
Like that blew me away
Yeah kinda took me a few load saves to realize that you actually had to practice swimming in the ocean and not automatically do the mission even though it'd be suicide if you didn't practiced
The Truth does the same thing with the 2 military missions if CJ is too fat, i'm talking about two more full cutscenes. (Just to add, in one of these CJ uses one of the lines of Big Smoke: "I ain't fat, i'm big boned.")
I dunno about you, but this scene is kind of wholesome.
the fact that CJ got beaten by a blind man in a videogame is hilarious
Yeah. Actually true most video games nowadays can't get even half of this game's volume
Woozie had amazing chemistry with CJ, they practically become best friends and great business partners extremely shortly after meeting.
You can see it in the fake chip cutscene. Woozie didn't ask CJ anything. CJ just took the job.
@@EnteiFire4 he knew if he wanted to take down the largest drug operation in san andreas, he's going to need some connections
Chinese mafia and Grove Street gangsters corporations
Warl joozie
@@Kitxne Chinese or vietnamese?
I liked the way he was trying to check if he was blind
lol
And imagine the graphics and details are more like gta v. The actions of cj checking to see if woozie’s blind would be hilarious
@@luciovibez4685
I know a guy doing them this type of sh**, RGR29, he's replay is good, I think.
He has also done GTA V and other games, go check it out.
😂😂😂
1:22
One of the more unappreciated things about San Andreas, was Carl’s willingness to accept others. Didn’t matter what your background was or what you looked like. You did right by him and he’d do right by you.
well he can't really know what they looked like xd
No sides, right? Only people who help you and people who don't.
@@aymuhspunj ayo is that a Utopia reference?
@@kencritical8225 absolutely.
Doesn't this happened in bully too... At least when i called it GTA bully
2:20 the way he stutters is just perfect
Sttpp sywnsgwbs... SHUT UP CARL
@@wahyudyatmika5119 this way
@@KuNg.La0 ey, what's with all these people?
@M4m4 Lu191 Something isn't right here... we should be careful.
@@retardedgayperson5853 follow me
5:31 Notice how CJ immediatly accept woozie's request as soon as he talks about his handicap as to not make him feel useless. I know this isnt much but it really warms my heart.
also notice how cj kills a bunch of construction workers and bury a foreman ALIVE in cement just because they called his sister a hooker, despite her looking like a hooker.
@@theonlyplain lmao they say on the radio that they rescued him, but yeah
@@mrmorgan1376 damn, didn't know that... This game is awesome with details
@@theonlyplain you sayin like its a bad thing
@@paperguy3738 shut up Carl!
Fun fact : woozie's aim is better than Catalina's.
And smoke's
@@OmarLh685 yep
And better than mine too
Well he is the lucky one
Facts dude REAL FACT
10:39 best line in gaming history
I live here.
This line is a meme!
@@pr12rhodesgraveyard26 oh okay you can stay
@@snooppp8873 the best part is that the janitor actually ends up helping you in the casino heist lmao gotta love san andreas
@@MrDeath5300 😂😂
6:05
Did Wooze just... uhh...
holstered his golf club like a katana?
Haha I was just gonna comment that
I was so confused lmfaoooo
Muscle memory
Like that's we all do when we get a long stick😂
Yes
They playing cards is just the stupidest thing, and I love it
He propably have some special cards, like you know, with those little... You know what i mean?
@@wodekw6862 hmm, that's... A really great Ideia. I get what you mean braille or the little dots. The cards would have the dots so woozie would know which cards he has... I wonder if those kinds of cards exist. They wouldn't be use in casinos beucase it would make cheating easier but they would be great to help blind people play
@@triple_m1688 he looks at the card though, he doesn't just feel it.
He lifts them up to see
@@artifex2.080 I know that, I really liked the wlodek Ideia. And he flipped the card because I think it's before woozie telling cj is blind
@@triple_m1688 reminds me of the ps1 spiderman game where daredevil plays cards with spiderman
One of the best characters in that game.
I think so, too!
My favorite character in all the franchise, Woozie is so underrated x'D
woozie and ryder too
Don't forget maccer Bru..
He will be remembered as “lucky mole”
1:22 lmao CJ checked if Woozie really is blind.
5:58 I like how the henchmen help him get a hole in one, wholesome
I love that he's so confident in playing blackjack because of his henchmen that he goes for a 5 card hand.
Woozies henchmen are very nice and polite like when cj first went to see woozie the henchmen nicely told him that he can't go in if it was any other gang member they would have rudely spoken to him
Tbh, they just kiss his ass
9:09 CJ turning the lights off and Woozie just standing there is fucking hilarious
W: uhhhh carl?.... carl?... wait a second...... oh :"c
@@killbot1476 he won't even notice anything different because he is blind. That's what makes it so fucking hilarious
The real stars of the show are the writers and directors from rockstar
Standing there like 🕴🏼
🤣🤣🤣
7:38 - 7:42 this part always cracks me up because it meant his members would just flat out lie whenever they play together and always let him win. This duo was one of my faves (alongside CJ and Cesar)
Maybe CJ lied about he losing 🤣and let himself win the card game 🤣
@@kawaiihinari thats also pretty plausible
And you’ve got that Blind Dragon with the walking stick scene right after, can’t forget that 😂
Tell Kendl I love her!
I actually find it wholesome because it makes woozie feel happy and forget about his well... how do I put this lightly, minor problem.
Woozie had that positive vibe since the beginning.
7:24 I find it cute how they slowly peeked their cards - eventhough Woozie is blind LOL
I love this duo
99% chance he was based on the aesthetic of Neo from the matrix
Really man!!
definitely, his similarities can't be a coincidence
Never noticed till now. Now I feel dumb
Even the blindness
I was thinking that
CJ: you do know im black right?
W: Im blind CJ, not stupid
😂
And not chinese 🤣🤣
Everything for him is black so...
@@liamobrien9948 wow 😂
i laugh so hard in that mission cutscene 🤣
Best line ever 😂
4:10 woozie's laugh had me deas
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ikr😂 (call me weird but I found it adorable)
heheheheheheHEEEEE
7:56 How did I miss that line? They were so confident with their counterfeiting, they went out of their way to redesign the dragon to mock Woozie!
Wooow, I missed it too. I didn’t notice the details of glasses and white stick until I saw your comment. That’s funny haha
Damn! Just noticed too 😂😂😂😎😎😎
The blind dragon chip was also a real thing you could own. Ten were given out among thousands of regular chips for a contest to win GTA SA branded BMX bikes tho I think other blind chips did exist that weren't tied to the contest.
Edit: Ah of course Vadim M has a video on it, I forgot lol.
The blind dragon.XD
@@lechugath holding a white stick lmao
Woozie was the only NPC that helped in a shootout
despite him being blind and being out in the open most times...
@@theonlyplain hahaahha
He is-... The One.
His aim is better than smoke
he may be blind but damn he's a homie and the way ain't blind for him dawgs
3:19 My man Woozie finished the last guy lmao.
Lol
@@hermannfegelein4433 fegelein... FEGELEIN
Didnt see u lying down there
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v hes dead, they all are
@@betobull1cio901 The Blood Feathers wiped out?
5:00 funniest joke beetwen these two 😂
These types of jokes are soo funny because they make them so human because
Someone outside there maybe had an experience like that lmao
@@liamz9891 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:49 i laugh so hard in this cutscene 🤣
2:50 I feel bad for laughing
it kind of makes sense though. with the massacare occuring theirs no ambience for him to acclimate to and get his bearings.
@@TheSimmr001 yeah.
That was so adorable and funny at the same time
"I feel bad for laughing" is the definition of all Woozie cutscenes
*eughh*
I think CJ is very polite
that's my bro
@@ajirizawa5743 yoo sweet man
How's grove Street going on homie
He's a pretty considerate person
By language of course not lol, tho we see his tone is way gentle whenever he's talking Woozie, probably as Woozie himself does the same.
"I appreciate your input.but please,f*** off."
The most polite man I ever see....
7:22 man is blind but still checks his card.
I love how woozie doesn't echo-locate, he just runs forward with his hand out.
Hahaha ikr? :,2
He's the lucky mole so he doesnt need to
@thekrookodilehunter7993 Yes. That's why some blind people tap a cane against the ground as they move.
8:25 all about those cutscenes are hilarious
Woozie the best character in the GTA SA
Really!!
@zuxoc DARE I SAY THE BEST I THE SERIES
Let's not forget Yusuf Amir!
@@MotorBorg *ARAB MONEY*
i think yall forgot my man cesar vialpando
7:42 "boss *take a look at this chip* " whaaaaat an insult 😂😂😂
The henchmen purposely say two instead of these chips knowing Woozie is smart. Fricking wholesome
As a blind girl, when I heard the line, I almost cried… Almost, maybe I just don’t have enough self-esteem.
Therapyst: CJ's thumbs are not real. They can't hurt you.
CJ's thumbs: 3:47
fuq why
Fr man it triggered me big time
I loved it how they have a wireless controller back in 1992.
CJ gaming
glad the fixed the problem in the remastered
"I know your blind man, but you gotta see this" 😂😂😂
@Kawaxte no one cares
@Kawaxte mad much huh?
@Kawaxte u ok in the head? seems like no, there is definitely something wrong with you
@Kawaxte lmao thinking you are over some people because you insult people in America or some shit? 😂
@BZFD he said you think you're better than him because he's American.
CJ: errr... One last thing, you do know that I'm Chinese right? And not Black?
Woozie: I'm stupid Carl, not blinded.
True
Wait what?
Hol' up
Ayy
Wait wtf
I really like woozie, from the first encounter I know he's genuine and wouldn't backstab me
"It is my responsibility to see..."
"We shall see"
"Ok ok I see where you're coming from"
“Just, eerr, checking the, uhm, yknow. SHut up, Carl... THIS WAY”
"What are you still doing here?"
"I live here"
Oh okay you can stay.
1:21 its funny how CJ waved at Woozie to see if he's actually blind
7:43 this is why these two are my favorite
7:40 always cracks me up 🤣
Woozie is legit adorable. In a...dorky hilarious way.
Even more funny seeing how he's a Triad leader too
He is so adorable and I would deffo snuggle
@@leonardmccoy4797so real I want him 😓
2:17 cracks me up, woozies response is so in and out of character it’s great 😭
I mean in woozie's pov he thought carl didnt knew hes blind so he embarassingly said shut up to carl
what the hell you doin 😹😭
I love how Wozie is normally chilled and very friendly, but when the slightest hint of his blindness comes up, he gets very heated and defensive.
I mean, it would be pretty hurtful to not just be blind but also being constantly reminded about it
I love Woozie, He's a cool boss and a nice chemistry with CJ. Woozie puts his faith to CJ, a random outsider and became bros with him after few missions.
SA had so many memorable characters
This will be a great movie if this made by quantin tarantino
the same energy
Would be better if Martin Scorsese made it
@@OakkarMg210 Yes yes yes yes yes. Line for line
Naw antwon fuqua
Hell yeah. The comedy , the crime , the profanity , the violence. Everything would fit
5:44 "You do know that im black right? And not Chinese"
The funniest one somehow.
Cj: Where's woozie?
: He insisted on driving here by himself, so he could be anywhere..
Hahahaah
11:23 Oh oh
@Shakhbulat Gazgireev he is mentioned in the ending
@Shakhbulat Gazgireev my bad, he's mentioned by Kendl
Woozie was one of the few characters I actually gave a shit about in Gta
I think Woozie has the most calming voice in all of gaming history
Yes
As an asian i like woozie so much like i wish he is in every gta game ever so fun to work with him btw i like how carl act so loyal and a friend toward woozie he know that woozie would backstab/betray carl. Damn love him who ever think and create woozie i give you a william approvals
He is better than Salvatore
CJ was successful and became the big man because of:
1) His family
2) Doing what needed to be done
3) His friends and associates
4) Street smarts
5) Following that damn train
6) "Occasional" cheat codes
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*occasional*
@@othman4607 😁
*H E S O Y A M*
@@applewhichfallonnewton6781 😁
Nice🤣
what hurts me the most about finishing this game is not having more interaction with Woozie, without a doubt he had the funniest missions in the game
Woozie and Toreno are my favourite character. Just imagine that you befriending someone who is a triad leader and humble in many ways and another one is a government agent that able to attract your attention with his only his personality and deep secret.
Man, I feel bad for laughing everytime Woozie hit that wall...
“Everytime” means you sat there and played it back at least a few times, you sadist.
Now, I’m not saying I’m any better...
4:14 CJ looks like a demon
He look like Alucard from Anime "Hellsing". Cool as fuck.
@@FPSDrifter oh boy... he sure does
Doflamingo glasses
He looks like he's a vampire of Tremere clan from "Vampire the masquerade"
Blade
10:48 CJ: Hey, what are you still doing here?
Janitor(?): I live here.
CJ: Oh, OK. You can stay.
Janitor(?): Great!
Ngl, this make me laugh
Hey,Where's the coffe and donuts?
@@imamnajmi3084 Ok, look. I'm going to go shut off the city's power source. Woozie, look after these fools for me.
Ok, now the important thing to remember with a plan like this is that... nothing can go wrong.
The casino heist "secret", was straight comedy, "seems impossible to keep a secret around here" 😂
“Boss take a *LOOK* at these two chips” 😂😂😂
I’m dead when Woozie checking the card even though he’s blind
The blind and race jokes between these two are gold.
Racist jokes aren’t funny, they just get you canceled.
1:45 We shall see.
I love Rockstar
Woozie and Mike Toreno are the funniest and most underrated characters of GTA San Andreas
"The important thing to remember with a plan like this, is that... nothing can go wrong."
Every scene with Woozie is a legendary scene
Legend says Woozie's still out there driving to CJ
He's such a loyal and great friend to Carl its great to see. Also his cutscenes are funny asf. Deffo one of the best characters in SA
"I'm blind Carl,not stupid"
- Wu Zi Mu(Woozie)
Title should be called Wozzie being blind for almost 12mins
Man these guys were true friends. Completely different in almost every way but complimented each other perfectly.
"Im blind, Carl. Not stupid"
Best word ever
2:11 how tf did he know "This is the place" if he was blind
Really omg!!
he's blessed with unbelievable fortune
Bruh did you forget the first time you meet him on a race?
Memorized it to the smallest tactile detail.
Time or maybe turn (corners)
He is blind and just beat Carl's ass in game
Its funny to think of how he got better friend relationship with a random blind guy he raced than with his brother.
CJ was either so bad that he lost the game or Woozie's so good that blindness doesn't mean shit in gaming
4:02
Oh, sorry. I didn't see you lying down there
Why does woozie and cj crack me up
Genuinely out of all the homies, I think that Woozie was the most caring and the one that Carl trusted that wasn't Grove Street or Ceaser.
I like how woozie is aware that he's blind but still excels in things that a blind person would not normally do
He could be anywhere
Is my responsibility to *SEE* (why, yes.. this is such an ironic dialogue)
4:12 I was terrified for a moment as I saw CJ transformed into the Terminator
6:48 bruh can’t stop laughing at this vibe
Woozie is legit the most adorable and wholesome ally Carl ever had ❤️
I'd have liked it if Woozie wasn't actually blind but pretended to be to see if Carl could be trustworthy and honest with him even when it appeared everyone around him wasn't. And the stuff like golf and the blackjack was him testing Carl's honesty.
CJ: Atleast could turn the lights on.
Whoozie: I thought I turned it on. But the window here gives some light. (Saying while sitting in a room without windows)
..CJ turns light on.. And while going out he turns the light back off..
Not like he'd know.
1:21
Woozie : 😎😎
Cj : 👋🏿👋🏿👋🏿🤨🤨🤨
Carl:Need a hand
Woozie:NO NO
11:34 POV you are Woozie
Copied.
4:55 the best cut of this video LOL
I never noticed how loud Carl is compared to the other characters 😂