It’s common People still think pointing at something that a BLIND person dropped, will somehow make them see it. Or talking louder or enunciating to a person who doesn’t understand English, will make them magically understand 😂
@@CriticalSurvival0 Wholesome my boy. GTAV had terrific scenes, none wholesome. Trevor, Frank, and Mike had chemistry but the writers put too much static in between them for anything to be this buddy buddy. Woosie even comes to the hood to celebrate your victory on Grove St. Woosie is the hommie!
“I’ve trained my senses to a point where you wouldn’t notice...” he says that like he didn’t run headfirst into a wall at full speed a couple missions before this
When you start this mission without enough swimming skill, there's a cutscene where CJ and Woozie are playing video games, and Woozie actually beats CJ fair and square.
I still don't get how Americans are able to track down their ancestors so much. The farthest I know my family tree are my great-grandparents and that's about it.
I love the friendship between CJ and Woozie, they're like best friends but one is a chineese mafia member and the other one a fugitive gangster from LS
CJ's character arc is that he buys into Grove Street gang-banging out of a misplaced guilt over the death of his brother. He learns most of the Grove Street are turncoat losers and that real tight allies can be found outside the gang.
ryder is also a great allie, and originally rockstar planned to to make him a permanent allie but the voice actor had poblems so they had to kill ryder
@@troymandcity im still playing it to this day It was the first game i ever played and ill make sure that its gonna be the last one I just love every single part of it
No, it shows that the algorithm knows what videos you watch and recommended you something along the lines of it.... On top of that your PFP is Cesar from the same game... Fucking moron.
Cj telling his backstory be like he saying he can already swim since childhood, even though I'm training his skill when Woozie said I need to increase CJ swimming skill
Carl: “so lemme get this straight. You want me to swim in dirty dock water, dodging brown jelly beans and Vietnamese gangsters? All to put a bug on harbor?” Wu Zi: “you’re so negative :(“
I may be wrong but if you don't meet the requirements for this misson the game will play a cutscene where CJ and Woozie are playing video game and CJ loses to him.
sans fire30 uh. ok? thats cool and all, but not only is saying you wanna kill someone for literally no reason just super fuckin cringey and unnecessary and the opposite of funny, it also makes no fuckin sense lol why would you kill someone over a joke like that? imagine your ADHD being so hyperactive that a little pun makes you start giggling and fiddling with your hands and telling people you want to murder them because your own sense of humor is hijacking any sense of reason and throwing social boundaries out the window. 😬😬😬 huge massive all-encompassing yikes. as someone who was a kid exactly like you, i hope to god you grow out of that. that isnt even an original joke, either. i guarantee youve used that “sansational” line at least a dozen other times lol goes to show how little you think before commenting shit. you know kids under 13 are against ToS, right? you cant be on here 🤡
Legit probably one of the reasons why San Andreas stayed with me even after all these years. CJ's a really likable protag once you pair him up with colorful characters like these
Yeah, that's a fucking given irl. You weirdos just pretend it isn't. Look, I'm not saying there's something wrong with you. Just that if someone left you in a room with a child and began accepting bets on whether or not that child would be violated within next hour, I would bet my life savings against you. No hard feelings. 😊👍
I remember playing this the first time, I didn't have enough swimming experience, so I had to do the alternative cutscene where they are playing video games. Then I had to practice a little to go and to the mission. The level of detail this game had still amazes me to this day
When i first met woozie i thought he would be one of those shady boss guys that betray you at some point. Turns out he's one of the most respectable characters in gta history. Kinda miss the guy tbh.
For me, definitely the best cinematics of the whole game, because if you check well in the minute (1:37) even CJ's eyes are perfectly animated, conveying the shame of asking
Happened once to me, but the answer of the blind man was "bro, I've heard of it, but you gotta understand that i have no idea of what the fuck is black" 😭😭😐😐
Gta San Andreas is full of moments like this, i wish Rockstar remastered it with slightly better graphics and mechanics, so young gamers can experience this masterpiece
Complain about the graphics? Man, kids nowadays... The game was perfect back then. We loved the graphics when it came out. People these days are way too crazy about graphical aspects of the games.
woozie: I'm blind, carl. not stupid
cj: *waves to blind man and leaves*
😂
I was just going to talk about this 😂😂😂😂😂
CJ is stupid 😂
I almost died reading this dude 😂😂😂
It’s common
People still think pointing at something that a BLIND person dropped, will somehow make them see it.
Or talking louder or enunciating to a person who doesn’t understand English, will make them magically understand 😂
"Carl, everything is black to me. I'm blind. "
HAHAHA
😭🤣😂. Definitely should of been in the game.
Underrated comment
yes
XD
One of the most wholesome cutscenes in GTA history.
@@HappIsHappy Yea!! Illuminati bro!
Agreed
At the time, probably in all of video games. GTA IV has some of the best video game dialogue period.
@@CriticalSurvival0 Wholesome my boy. GTAV had terrific scenes, none wholesome. Trevor, Frank, and Mike had chemistry but the writers put too much static in between them for anything to be this buddy buddy.
Woosie even comes to the hood to celebrate your victory on Grove St. Woosie is the hommie!
Yeah
“I’ve trained my senses to a point where you wouldn’t notice...” he says that like he didn’t run headfirst into a wall at full speed a couple missions before this
Dunning-Kruger effect.
That's exactly what I was thinking! XD
Sarcasm?
I mean you met him in an illegal race.
When you start this mission without enough swimming skill, there's a cutscene where CJ and Woozie are playing video games, and Woozie actually beats CJ fair and square.
Right afterwards
“Wait, he’s black?”
Always has been.
I made the funny meme reference. Please pay my college fees now
Right afterwards
"What is black?"
@@seryozha2425 Woozie afterwards: everything
@@seryozha2425 why is black?
@@voidsmith8887 who is black?
CJ later finds out he is actually 14% Chinese
14% Chinese
86% MURICA
I still don't get how Americans are able to track down their ancestors so much. The farthest I know my family tree are my great-grandparents and that's about it.
@@Matihood1 DNA testing
its because his eyes be like:
_
Xue hua piao piao bei fung xia xia pyan Di i pian cang mang
I love the friendship between CJ and Woozie, they're like best friends but one is a chineese mafia member and the other one a fugitive gangster from LS
what can i say it's a brave new world xD
CJ's character arc is that he buys into Grove Street gang-banging out of a misplaced guilt over the death of his brother. He learns most of the Grove Street are turncoat losers and that real tight allies can be found outside the gang.
@@harizotoh7 brother? you mean his mother? straight busta
@@thegr8malachite370 His other brother, the one whose death made him leave Los Santos for Liberty City in the first place.
@@harizotoh7 Brian Johnson, and also Brian looks similar to CJ
further proof that woozie is one of the best allies in gta history
woozie and cesar :)
also little Jacob in gta 4.
Fun fact-in gta 4 in blow your cover mission the undercover cop is voiced by woozie voice actor
i wonder what happened to him and cesar after gta sa
ryder is also a great allie, and originally rockstar planned to to make him a permanent allie but the voice actor had poblems so they had to kill ryder
He really is tbh, I do wish tho I could hang out with him everytime, shooting people and everything.
CJ: "I once got a condom stuck to my face!"
Woozie: XD
yeah.. we both saw the video, quit begging for likes
It's more like
Woozie: BD with the shades
@@Badookum "you're so negative :("
Anti meme for me, cuz for sure everyone will laugh if they heard shit like that lol
@@yoelmaza8541 don't be sad :(
1:33 "look" -Carl to blind man
0:22 CJ: "Ok dude, see"
Woozie: 👁️👁️ So you're not Chinese, huh?
Carl: 🗿
The fact that he says also "i'll do it" its more funny
"I know you're blind, but you gotta see this."
- also Carl
His head bopped back a little when he said "look"
@@ammagon4519 wow beat me to it
I'm blind carl not stupid
I'm Black Man not African.
I'm stupid blind not Carl
I'm blind carl not black
These responses got out of hand real quick in only 2 weeks
Im stupid Carl, not blind
Cj: "Look Man, I Know you are Blind but you gotta see this"
"Great! What is it?"
"Very clever. so what the pragnosis? Is this will be extremely dificult or next to impposible"
The fact this showed up in my recommended shows that the game never gets old
This is my childhood right here. Ain't ever forgetting it.
@@troymandcity im still playing it to this day
It was the first game i ever played and ill make sure that its gonna be the last one
I just love every single part of it
Sup ese?
Yo cesar ese wassup
No, it shows that the algorithm knows what videos you watch and recommended you something along the lines of it.... On top of that your PFP is Cesar from the same game... Fucking moron.
I really like the dynamic between Woozie and CJ, buddies helping each other out
Horror like that stays with you for life, believe that.
BeLeee Da
Woozie: im blind carl not stupid
stupid people: TRIGGERED
True, lol
damn, your profile rick roll me
Stupid people be like:
cArL iS wHiTe
More like trigered
yeah, i rly thought CJ was chinese, honest mistake come on
Cj telling his backstory be like he saying he can already swim since childhood, even though I'm training his skill when Woozie said I need to increase CJ swimming skill
🤔
*lung capacity
Swimming is not the same thing as holding your breath.
It's a joke
So that explained why Tommy and Claude doesn't swim.
CJ: *exits*
Woozie: "and all this time i thought he was just talking in slang."
"You know that I'm black, not chinese?"
"Oh shit, does that mean you can't swim?"
💀💀💀
"I'll do that extremely shitty thing you are asking of me"
Like a true GTA protagonist would.
Claude: *silence cause silent protagonist*
Tommy: Pricks pricks pricks pricks, damnit, witty sarcastic comment
CJ: Aight. I'll do it.
@@woobgamer5210 Claude: *NODS*
"You do know that I'm black right? and not Chinese" lol this is the reason why I love gta San Andreas😂
Ryder: "Ninja style"
Woozie is too polite to reply "No shit" sarcastically back at Carl.
he was probably being sarcastic when telling him the surprising unbelievable fact that he's (incredibly) blind as well
Woozie: I'm blind
Carl: NO SHIT
bruh if his bodyguard hadn't told you, how long would've taken you to find out?
haha besides the mission where he kept running into the walls I would have never known!
I already knew by the intro and the mission called Wu Zi Mu because he can't see properly but he can race
@@JohnMkrv yeah me too, I meant how long it would take Carl to find out.
@@JohnMkrv Wu Zi Mu. In Vietnamese, Mu ( Mù) is Blind
Fr he was like "we was just racing cars the other day."
Funny how GTA San Andreas is the only game in the series who had a tons of Memes and memorable scenes like this even until today.
GTA V only has one meme cutscene xD
Vice city has a lot of referential potential.
Gta V has a shit ton of memes, same with 4.
@@casizz5047 ay sup can a loc come up in yo crib ?
@@milknwaffles9669 Man fuck you i'll see you at work
*CJ:* _You know that I'm black, and not Chinese._
*RADAL:* Oh Carl Johnson! What are you doing in China, man?!
i just love the overall loyalty and wholesomeness Carl and Woozie has in the game
Woozie is just straight up more loyal to CJ than Ryder and Smoke was
I like the detail that Woozie doesn’t turn to CJ until he talks, because he genuinely can’t tell where he is unless he’s talking
I love how the cutscene just casually starts with them in mid conversation unlike how we usually see him walk in first. XD
There's more than a few in the game that start that way. Same in GTA4.
plot twist : carl is the blind
Yeah actually our eyes while playing the game is cj's eye
'-'
@@calvo_6969 😂
Oh come on. Just with sound of the voice and the accent, he already know that you are not chinese.
He is stoopid not blind
When you speak a certain way for all your life, it's hard to tell that you have an accent until someone points it out to you.
be careful, some triggered unreasonable people might get offended at your comment
Some Asian people speak with that accent, especially Asian people who grew up in the hood
And the mannerisms.
Carl: “so lemme get this straight. You want me to swim in dirty dock water, dodging brown jelly beans and Vietnamese gangsters? All to put a bug on harbor?”
Wu Zi: “you’re so negative :(“
I may be wrong but if you don't meet the requirements for this misson the game will play a cutscene where CJ and Woozie are playing video game and CJ loses to him.
“You do know I’m black right?”
“Yeah, and so? What’s wrong with two black guys having a conversation?”
“Aww shit.”
Underrated comment LOL
Yeah, that's funny. That's tge kind of humor we do on this comment section.
One the coolest charecters in gaming ever.
CJ's gestures when asking that question is in my top 5 moments from this game, lol
"I'm blind Carl, not stupid" damn that's feel like sniper bullet
Surprisingly a rare but wholesome heartfelt moment in a GTA game.
Glad Woozie didn't turned out to be a crook.He's genuinely a likeable character.
* he made a confession that he can't SEA and SwEEm in water.
I could kill You but i like your SANSational Sense of humor.
sans fire30 uh. ok? thats cool and all, but not only is saying you wanna kill someone for literally no reason just super fuckin cringey and unnecessary and the opposite of funny, it also makes no fuckin sense lol why would you kill someone over a joke like that? imagine your ADHD being so hyperactive that a little pun makes you start giggling and fiddling with your hands and telling people you want to murder them because your own sense of humor is hijacking any sense of reason and throwing social boundaries out the window. 😬😬😬 huge massive all-encompassing yikes. as someone who was a kid exactly like you, i hope to god you grow out of that. that isnt even an original joke, either. i guarantee youve used that “sansational” line at least a dozen other times lol goes to show how little you think before commenting shit. you know kids under 13 are against ToS, right? you cant be on here 🤡
sans fire30 oh god. oh sweet jesus. youre nearly a fully grown man. what is going on up in that head of yours, my nigga?!
@@spimbles i don t use this joke so much. Because i don't know to many english jokes.
@@spimbles i can end many problemans 🙂🔪
Legit probably one of the reasons why San Andreas stayed with me even after all these years. CJ's a really likable protag once you pair him up with colorful characters like these
There must be another universe where CJ is Chinese and Woozie isn't blind.
Carl and Woozie, one of the best bromance in the series.
This game had amazing voice acting and dialogue. Especially for the time.
Woozie is actually one of the most likable characters in the game.
"What You mean you can't swim?"
"Im blind"
*aight i gochu homie*
I edited this comment so you will never know what gave me so many likes.
No
@@diqflip205 ok
@@diqflip205 yes
As much as I'd love that, they wouldn't be able to get the licencing for all the music back so it just wouldn't be the same experience :/
@@sgsjspike well they would add it on PC with mods atleast
I feel like Carl and Woozie had a really genuine friendship for a bit, love those missions.
*when you realize that to woozie everyone is a black guy*
CJ: No way. You can't convince me to do that buuh shit.
Woozie: I'm blin-
CJ: I already said yes bro, no need for violence.
POV: You are Toph and you need Katara to do shit for you
I'm blind katara, not stupid
It's really nice how Woozie treats everyone equally, no matter their ethnicity. He truly doesn't see color.
Yeah, that's a fucking given irl. You weirdos just pretend it isn't. Look, I'm not saying there's something wrong with you. Just that if someone left you in a room with a child and began accepting bets on whether or not that child would be violated within next hour, I would bet my life savings against you.
No hard feelings. 😊👍
@@pumpkin6429 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????
The fact he could tell Carl's black when he can't see shit just shows how much of a gangster CJ is.
"im blind carl, not stupid" legend said . . .
After Carl walks out:
“Damn I didn’t know that”
There's a dialogue between them in an another cutseen
CJ : "Man i know you're blind but you gotta see this !" 😂🤣🤣
Malayali poli
@@sravanboi4205 Pinnalla 🙌🏽
For how the game is, this is surprisingly wholesome
Carl: Is there anything you cannot do, Woozie?
Woozie: *See*
This is SUCH an adorable cutscene ❤️
Big Smoke could've easily fooled Woozie if ever told him that he ain't fat he's big-boned
1:11 Your Welcome.
I remember playing this the first time, I didn't have enough swimming experience, so I had to do the alternative cutscene where they are playing video games. Then I had to practice a little to go and to the mission. The level of detail this game had still amazes me to this day
"I know ur blind man, but gotta see this"
Ryder: "U need haircut and some color fool!"
Sweet: "Tagging around CJ!"
Big smoke:
"All u had to do is to follow that damn train CJ!"
1:17 is what you came for
No shit bro
When i first met woozie i thought he would be one of those shady boss guys that betray you at some point. Turns out he's one of the most respectable characters in gta history.
Kinda miss the guy tbh.
Cough Salvatore cough
Woozie: "Define 'Black'?"
The fact that he’s blind but Carl keeps saying look and see to him
Woozie is just like Toph, but in parallel world
For me, definitely the best cinematics of the whole game, because if you check well in the minute (1:37) even CJ's eyes are perfectly animated, conveying the shame of asking
Woozie:"I'm blind."
Carl:"I'm black."
This is fr one of my all time favourite GTA cutscenes. The dynamic is amazing.
Happened once to me, but the answer of the blind man was "bro, I've heard of it, but you gotta understand that i have no idea of what the fuck is black" 😭😭😐😐
This Game was all around beautiful. Family, murder, love, survival, friendships - literally the perfect ingredients to a classic lol
Damn this makes me wanna play the game again.
"Horror like that stays with you for life, believe that."
-Carl (CJ) Johnson - to a not stupid blind guy
- 1992, San Fierro
The creator is still giving heart to these guests .
I like it how woozie just had to break the ice for CJ, being blind and cool and good at blackjack-
I know the layout follow me!
DAMN, THEY CHANGED THE LAYOUT!
1:17 The best ,,No SHIT'' I' ve ever heard 🤣
Gta San Andreas is full of moments like this, i wish Rockstar remastered it with slightly better graphics and mechanics, so young gamers can experience this masterpiece
This channel is as wholesome as the cutscene. My guy still likes almost all the comments
0:10 cj is meeting John Marston
CJ is meeting with Tommy, Claude, and Toni Cipriani
Neo and Morpheus friendship is something else
I remember when I first found this out I was like 8 and the only thigh said to myself was
"But we just raced each other"
Hahaha me too. But doesn't he like crash right at the statt?
Me who just watched the cutscene while playing in my phone and still got the nostalgia from 5 years ago when i first played on my pc.
I'm stoopid Carl, not blind!
The dialog in this game is still unmatched. Perfect game with perfect memories.
This video finna blow up soon
Such a honest character and a true friend
I can hear little CJ screaming "Hgyah" once the condom hits him.
One of the best bromances in the history of video games.
imagine being Woozie, sat there and like "what the fuck is black"
"i know you're blind but you gotta see this" -also CJ
This is one of my favourite game of all time. The plot and characters are so perfect you dont wanna complain about the graphics of the game
Complain about the graphics? Man, kids nowadays... The game was perfect back then. We loved the graphics when it came out. People these days are way too crazy about graphical aspects of the games.
@@ArturKwaszyn ok boomer ur jealous because we got thr bedt rappers now (lil pump and tekashi69 🖖 gang gang 🤑) so stfu
@@jackc.gonzalez7612 lmao xD
@@ArturKwaszyn why u laughing ?!
@@ArturKwaszyn smell like jealousy 🤪 as the saying says: “jealousy is a form of mesury”💅🏾
This is why I love this GTA game the most and still have it till this day.
I know you're mute man but you gotta say this.
😂
All that dam swimming you gotta do just to start the mission
"I'm stupid Carl not blind"
Woozie is honestly one of the best characters in all of gaming. He's so out of place yet fits right in.
I'm stupid Carl, not blind
CJ: "Horror like 1:12 stays with you for life, believe that!"