These NFL teams couldn’t even TANK right
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
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NFL Teams are supposed to win. Unless the #1 overall pick is on the line. Then you lose. Unless you're these next teams.
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Jets fans: why are we winning! 😭
Eagles week 17: ok this is how you do it
Do you think for a second, Adam Gase, who knew he was getting fired, could care at all, if the jets get Trevor Lawrence
Jets fans: there’s no way they can mess up getting 1st pick this season.
Jets: “hold our Gatorade.”
Also Giants fans: “Oh come on Philly!”
Yes
As a Jets fan I love dougie for fucking over the bum Giants...I guess if they wanted the playoffs they should have won more games
@@tysonmadding8559 My man, Jets fans of all people have no right telling the Giants to win more games
“To tank and change thy mind is far more painful then not tanking at all” - Shakespeare probably
he should do the reverse video too!
Top 5 teams that went for bust and busted hard
lookin at you Steers (2x)
5:11 Death has a face, and its an angry Yinzer
“What would it have been like for the all time touchdown pass leader to play for the Chargers?!?!?! Oh, wait. He did. His name is Drew Brees.”
Absolutely savage.
Too bad it's Brady
@@BodieB nope Brees holds the TD pass record. And i think Rivers holds the yardage record. I think Brady is second in QB Rating behind Steve Young.
@@supersasukemaniac rivers doesnt hold yards. Its brees
You made this specifically because of the Jets - Me, a Jets fan
You guys will probably get Justin Fields who will probably be just as good..
@@cancelanime1507 True. God forbid we get Trask
FPV _is_ an NYG fan.
@@YourAverageDolphinsFan Lmao. true Jets fashion
@@tyroland06 I’m in danger
My favorite OJ moment is when he said he would “go crazy” if football was cancelled this season and everyone was like “how crazy we talkin?”
You should’ve started the video with trees tank bowl intro.
Ask him frist
@@dantehaskell5688 they're friends I'm sure Tree wouldn't mind
Then he adds in Tree's stream of Steelers vs Browns 0-28
Tree probably has a copyright on it
@@lakevapor5182 he could always ask to use it
my uncle tommy is a jets fan and he said when they were 0-11: "the jets will end up winning pointless games and somehow not get the #1 pick"
WE WON A PLAYOFF GAME! WE DID IT DAWG POUND! FOR THE LAND MAN! WE DID IT! Cant lie, I straight up cried watching it unfold, taking in the gravity of it. Watching the players run around and dance around, watching the Steelers pout, I got emotional. VICTORY MONDAYS NEVER FELT BETTER!
Glad the city of Cleveland have something to celebrate about!🎉 let's hope the browns dont F* this up lol
I’ll come back to this in 5 years
@H Rivera you better
It's bad when your fan base cries over winning a Wild Card playoff game. What's next, a parade for a Division round win?
@@jasonfullerton7763 If that’s what they’ll do for a division round, I’d hate to think what they do with a super bowl win
Jets butt fumbled there way out of ruining Trevor Lawrence
The jets are so bad they don’t know how to tank properly
probably because players and coaches (not named doug pederson) don’t try to tank. the team went 7-6 last year with darnold, they had no business being 0-13
@@ayftb6558 yep
What about the 2017 New York Jets?
Won 5 games when they were trying to tank for Sam Darnold, costing them 3 second round picks
God, Spanos missed on Peyton and wasted Brees
Also, another dunking on Tree
Let's not forget Eli wanted no part of the Chargers either, forcing the trade to the Giants in 2004.
They also could've had Vick. Instead they traded that pick for the 5th pick and took LT.
Chargers should have stuck with Brees then gone for Fitzgerald in the 04 draft - Brees, LT, Fitz = dynasty
He didn’t really miss out on Leaf. The chargers didn’t have the opportunity to draft Payton. But yeah they totally traded Drew Brees but Phillip rivers was a pretty good consolation price.
@@andrewpadaetz5549 Eli didn’t wanna play there because the Manning’s talked to Ryan Leaf. Ryan leaf had nothing but bad things to say about the chargers organization and spooked Eli and his family into declining to play for the chargers.
Hopefully this video doesn’t need to be deleted in about 4-5 months
As a cowboys fan, I would’ve rather tanked the season than trying, and losing. And kinda winning,
Same, but at least we still ended up with a top 10 pick.
I was rather disappointed when we got hot towards the end. Didn't make the playoffs and lost draft position.
SCREW YOU. How can you even call yourselves football fans and you WANT a team to lose on purpose???
@@trevonpernell0814 tbh with all the injuries we suffered on the team it would’ve been our safest option, I think you need to relax yourself, ain’t nobody attacking you dude.
@@Yerminator4000 Tankkng is out of the question for me. No matter what the situation is.
Allen Robinson and Devonte Smith going to the Dolphins 👀
Smith is going to the jets lol
@@matthewagee1080 Fr, Darnold is a good qb but they need an o-line and an actual threat at rb, no one is scared of Frank Gore anymore.
@@onthemainlinewisconsin566 don’t wry bout it
Not getting Vinny Testaverde helped helped the Packers. They would have been saddled with him. Instead, they got to suck for a few more years and then got Brett Favre.
Favre got drafted by Atlanta. They had to trade for him.
“He also never killed anyone... call it a wash” 😂
Best ruined tank: the 2019 Dolphins. They started out Tanking for Tua, and despite ruining their tank, they got him! And as a bonus, they sent Brady to the Wild Card round for the Titans to finish his Patriots career!
Jury's still out on Tua.
Jets, Jags. Conglaturations, you played yourself
If the eagles had taken oj, his life probably would've gone a different path, so he wouldn't have met his wife that he killed, so he doesn't hire robert Kardashian, whose daughters would never become famous.
Thats actually pretty wild now that I think about it... The world would be very different (in ways that don't really matter) if Oj signs with the Eagles. For one, Kanye never marries Kim Kardashian.
the 2020 jet fans are crying
And the jets wins were against 2 teams that won playoff games this year
The jets can’t do anything especially tanking
Year 3 of asking for an AFL stadium video
year 3 of the AFL wanting stadiums too
"Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory" 😂
The McCaskey Family Motto. 😭
6:10 dam son
Still let down that the Jets didn't go 0-16, but happy that Trevor doesn't have to suffer on the Jets.
3:49 Trying to tank against the Lions? No wonder why they "won" 🤣
Huge fan of the channel. Keep up the great work💪🏿
2019 Dolphins immediately comes to mind.
I mean, they did get Tua.
How tho?
Unlike more recent tanks, I feel the Dolphins actually built some hope and trust in Flores’ regime in both players, fans, and management, which was desperately needed after the start they had. Also they still got Tua, who, make no mistake, is far from a bust.
Idk Tua was bound to be the first pick overall but his injury and Joe Burrow happened. I think they got what they deserved.
The Dolphins would be under the category of failed tanks that worked out because the idiot Giants took Andrew (HAHAHA) Thomas at #4 to protect franchise quarterback (HAHAHAHA) Daniel Jones (literally pissing myself laughing at the Giants draft failures).
They also thought Testaverde might be color blind and he was tested for it. He was also admired by Parcells. He was a pretty solid quarterback compared to they way he is remembered.
Poor Tree is being memed left and right
“Blue light damages your eyes”
*inserts bright blue background*
Urinatingtree😂 ruthless
My buccaneers had a failed tank we ended up getting Jameis Winston
He’s arguably the best QB in that draft though
I’m glad you made this. Tanks!
I'm happy to see 1 game talked about with the Lions. We lost again, to the Packers, again. Fucking hell man.
Love you included Tree's stream -hehe-, and also threw shade at the Eagles.
So glad you actually called it Wazzu
Go Cougs
Urinatingtree getting trolled at 5:16 😂😂😂
Hey now, Ryan Leaf wasn't all that bad. Because he drove the Chargers even further into the abyss, they were eventually able to pull off the trade that landed them the LaDanian Tomlinson pick 😁
FPV:"Ryan Leaf is widely regarded as the greatest bust in NFL history"
JaMarcus Russell: "Am I a joke to you?"
I had a feeling you were going to dunk on Tree. Thanks for proving me right!
I really want the timeline where the Jags drink all the Kool Aid and snort all the booger sugar and take Fields over Lawrence, the vids that would come from that would be incredible
Jacksonville somehow knew better.
Because Jacksonville know the rules of the tank
5:08 Press F to pay respects to the dead optimism and factotree of sadness
ha
I loved the video shared about the Oorang Indians. I actually live in LaRue and have seen first hand the historic relics and heard many stories of our beloved Oorang Indians. Our small village will host the Oorang Bang June 10th and 11th, 2022, Celebrating 100th year Anniversary of the Oorang Indians!
I love how you and Tree just take turns shitting on each other in your vids 🤣
My Bengals know how to finish off a tank baby! LET’S GO!!!
Farve’s future photography! LOL
Cant believe the browns did screw up a tank once or twice
9:22 sunshine
1986 was actually a worse Testaverde Tank Job by the Colts than the Packers. The Colts started 0-13, fired Frank Kush, won game #14 improbably on a blocked punt, then won out to go 3-13. They lost out on Vinny, and drafted Cornelius Bennett in the first round... who pulled an Elway and swore he'd never play with the Colts (though he did late in his career after Manning arrived lol)... leading directly to the Eric Dickerson trade in 87. The Colts did get a QB in that draft...Jack Trudeau... and the Colts did make the playoffs the next year...but mainly because the replacement players during the strike were better than the regular Colts
I've loved this channel ever since the 1st time a came across it about 3 or 4 years ago. 🤣🤣
"Teams who ruined players careers"
11 straight losses and then winning 2 straight? Sounds like reverse 2020 steelers to me.
5:10 lol urinatingtree
One of my favorite NFL stats: under the current scheduling system, it is mathematically possible for a team to go 16-0 and still have to play in the Wild Card round. It is also mathematically possible for a team to go 0-16 and only get the #4 overall pick in the draft.
@Travis Reyna Except the NFL doesn't have a draft lottery. The reason is that, because of how NFL scheduling works, up to four teams can theoretically win or lose every single game in a given year.
So for example, say the Bears went 0-16 this year. They only played the NFC North and South, the AFC South, the Giants, and the Rams. (Remember that every team who played against an 0-16 team gets a win and therefore cannot be 0-16 themselves.)
Therefore one of the other NFC West or East teams could have also gone 0-16, let's say the 49ers. They played the NFC West and East, the AFC East, the Packers and the Saints.
So one team from the AFC North or West could also go 0-16, say the Bengals. They played the AFC North and South, the NFC East, the Chargers, and the Dolphins.
Three teams are left that didn't play any of our 0-16 teams and thus could also go 0-16 themselves: the Broncos, the Chiefs, and the Raiders.
In this scenario, 4 teams went 0-16, so one of them is going to pick 4th in the draft. The same logic works in reverse, too: 4 teams could mathematically go 16-0, and two of them would have to play in the wild card round.
The year that really sticks out as a Lions fan is 2001. Detroit started the season a perfect 0-12 despite coming within one score 9 straight games. The expansion Houston Texans were guaranteed the first pick in the 2002 Draft but the Lions were clearly on track to get the second choice. However they suddenly won 2 of the last 4 games and the Carolina Panthers somehow lost 15 straight after an opening week victory. Carolina ultimately used the second overall pick to take Julius Peppers, who had a long career including 9 Pro Bowls and 159.5 sacks. Detroit settled for Joey Harrington, who had a forgettable 7 year NFL career that included more interceptions than touchdowns and a 69.4 passer rating.
Now do the same for the MLB. The Mariners missed out on drafting Strasburg in 2009 because one of their players decided to have a sudden hot streak in the last 6 games.
Wow, that was fast
Trevor Lawrence probably took the deepest breath when the jets won
Trolling the Tree...love it!
That shot at UTree was genius salt, good sir.
On their way to becoming the worst team ever, the Jets decided to find new ways to be horrible: to be absolute trash, but manage to win games and lose out on the top pick. I believe Jon Bois said it best, "The Jets don't play football so much as football just sort of happens to them."
lol rogers out of spite line got me
You should critique every track on the 2021 Formula 1 circuit or do some kind of F1 video!! Netflix has made me addicted to that sport.
The Pack could have drafted Aikman. Except they won. And the Cowboys lost in 1988. Boys got three rings. The Pack got the incredible Bulk in Mandarich. Great and funny vids as usual. Keep up the great work
To me, the value of a tank depends on the consensus surrounding the #1 pick. This is why the Jets' blown tank is the worst of all-time: Trevor Lawrence is the surest thing since Andrew Luck. Vinny Testerverde? Not so much (everyone who saw the Fiesta Bowl vs. Penn State could tell he had serious problems with decision-making).
I just wanted to jump in randomly and thank Five Points for the fine work he does.
I have to admit the Code Brown video you did recently was also hilarious and an instant classic.
Keep it up brother!
The Eagles not tanking hard enough for OJ Simpson was indirectly one of the reasons why their fans booed Santa Claus into oblivion.
Another banger
Here's some stats you didn't need to know. Vinny Testaverde in games against the Packers threw 3,299 passing yards, and that's the most against any team he faced in his 20+ year career. In case you were wondering he had 8 wins (Vinny's most against any team) 7 losses, and 15 TDs/17 INTs against Green Bay.
Great video idea.
"slicing up the league"
nice
My personal favorite failed tank is in baseball. I don’t know if it had any significant impact on losing out on a once in a lifetime player or anything but here’s the scenario. San Francisco Giants were set to get the first overall pick, last game of the season all they needed to do was lose to secure the first overall pick and they were doing okay as they headed into the bottom of the ninth tied 4-4 then Pablo Sandoval hit a walk off homerun to win the game and lose the first overall pick.
I work as a pizza delivery driver in Trevor Lawrence's hometown. For that last couple of years, about 3/4 of the houses with something out front for the local high school (yard flags, full flags, signs, etc) also have something for Clemson. I'll be interested to see if that translates to his nfl career.
Eagles played the same thing as the steelers but opposite lol
Ur jokes can make a months of laughs. Great video.
0:52 shows OJ chase.
lapd: Hey, we just want your autograph OJ. Damn it hes not noticing us, call for backup.
OJ:Leave alone me, the glove doesnt fit u know.
4:00 sounds like typical matt Patricia Detroit
I know you know, but just superbly snarky -as always, consistently best phraseology on YT...keep it going!
Oh, cue Roundball Rock.
Last time I was this early.....eh...yeah I'm early...
Jets
Jet fan here. Actually glad we got Wilson instead of Lawrence, a better fit for the Lafleur/Shanahan offense. Imagine we kept the first pick, drafted Lawrence and hired Meyer. Multiverse of madness.
Fun fact: That 1968 Eagles team that failed to tank took place the same season the fans in Philly booed Santa Claus.
Ah, the glorious *T A N K*
haha Jets
Winning is an attitude. So is losing. Tanking for a player that could end up being a Ryan Leaf could set you back further while trying to turn around a losing attitude.
I'm glad teams still give it their all, even if first pick is on the line. They win it for the fans and that gains respect.
dude this is so funny how in the hell this vid is not in the millions of views
The Jets buttfumble their ability of the TANK
Week 1 Jets: TREVOR IS OURS
Jags: give it time....
Week 15 Jags: Ah yes, you see this is where you butt fumble your way to a second overall pick
Jets: i dont wanna hear it
2017 49ers, after the browns won, the niners won and they ended up picking Solomon Thomas instead of Myles Garrett.
A couple of those vehicles were Armored Personnel Carriers or Self Propelled Guns.
Poor Tree lol
Relying on the Lions to win a game on Thanksgiving was always gonna be a mistake.