Failed NFL Rebuilds: Tanks for Nothing

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @845835
    @845835 3 года назад +948

    Bill O'Brien was so disliked that even people who have no interest in the Texans were happy to hear he was fired.

    • @mateostamper1141
      @mateostamper1141 3 года назад +13

      Facts

    • @bren389
      @bren389 3 года назад +40

      AFC south fans wished the texans kept him lmao

    • @BarnabyJones07
      @BarnabyJones07 3 года назад +44

      I fucking love Bill O'Brien, I have nothing but the most wonderful things to say about him.
      -A *Miami* *Dolphins* fan

    • @ryanmurray1166
      @ryanmurray1166 3 года назад +4

      Fivepointsvids said that the Texans and tanking but their 1st and 2nd rounders belong to the Dolphins

    • @alexabouezzi1000
      @alexabouezzi1000 3 года назад +1

      Bill o’Brien went to my high school:(

  • @brianlavalley3983
    @brianlavalley3983 3 года назад +415

    For anyone wondering why the Jets aren't mentioned in this video, you have to actually have a goal when tanking. They don't tank for draft picks. Their draft picks cause them to tank 😂

    • @davester1970
      @davester1970 3 года назад +19

      Someone once theorized that Pete Rozelle stayed on a commissioner as long as he did just to laugh at Jets fans on Draft Day.

    • @leomonster1973
      @leomonster1973 3 года назад +11

      The Jets have been "Rebuilding" since Superbowl III

    • @robertlawrence4719
      @robertlawrence4719 2 года назад +2

      @@leomonster1973 you do realize the jets were constant contenders between 97 and 2013 right?

    • @leomonster1973
      @leomonster1973 2 года назад +4

      @@robertlawrence4719 we’re they? As a Pats fan I didn’t notice.
      Wait I do remember a drunk Joe Namath trying to kiss Suzy Colbert

    • @leomonster1973
      @leomonster1973 2 года назад +2

      @@robertlawrence4719 your a Jets fan and you talking trash? A Jets fan lmfao a Jets fan
      Your 2022 dumpster fire is already raging.

  • @ColeAdams
    @ColeAdams 3 года назад +745

    Nothing funnier than a team tanking during the wrong season lol

    • @theprophet9656
      @theprophet9656 3 года назад +3

      Wassup Cole. U need more subs

    • @reverseflash882
      @reverseflash882 3 года назад +2

      Luv ur videos

    • @Lastclerk3
      @Lastclerk3 3 года назад +4

      The Chiefs won the tank bowl in 2012. 2013 is one of the weakest first rounds. Hopkins being the notable exception. However that was the perfect year to get Andy Reid and Alex Smith. Plus Eric Fisher is the only first overall to win a Super Bowl with the team that drafted him since Peyton Manning with the Colts.

    • @larrydale5733
      @larrydale5733 2 года назад

      Detroit been tanking the wrong season since 1957

    • @slimmyhendrix94
      @slimmyhendrix94 2 года назад

      @Fries why

  • @BondandBourne
    @BondandBourne 3 года назад +273

    Bill o brien is a genius. He made everyone in Houston forget about the Astros on a weekly basis.

    • @ryanmurray1166
      @ryanmurray1166 3 года назад +7

      but tree was right about him being a hack

    • @davester1970
      @davester1970 3 года назад +9

      He also made the people in Houston forget about the Rockets choking in the playoffs and underachieving.

    • @satagaming9144
      @satagaming9144 2 года назад +4

      Sports in Houston are cursed. I don't know what happened or when, but they are. A Houston football team winning a championship is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.

    • @slimmyhendrix94
      @slimmyhendrix94 2 года назад

      @@satagaming9144 buddy shut the fuck up the Astros made 5 straight ALCS several world series and won one like 4 years ago

  • @YourHotAnimeMom
    @YourHotAnimeMom 3 года назад +403

    The Bucs offense could've played defense with all the practice they had with Winston at QB.

    • @NxLimit_FN
      @NxLimit_FN 3 года назад +7

      True especially since Jamis threw 30 pics

    • @ZNM0210
      @ZNM0210 3 года назад +8

      I remember when people said “Jamis is the future for the Bucs”
      Big oof.
      Thank God for money. Brady and the bunch saved us this year.

    • @dalesabandal9113
      @dalesabandal9113 3 года назад +2

      Ok now that both are backups and are relatively disappointments, who had the better run? Jameis or Mariota?
      One is considered a good qb by his stats (yardage and tds), but you can attribute that to the HC and offense in general. The other is not as good but has lead his team to the playoffs (even past the wildcard).

    • @davidbarrentine9352
      @davidbarrentine9352 3 года назад +1

      @@ZNM0210 look at all of those brady pics too

    • @zekromx101
      @zekromx101 3 года назад

      @@davidbarrentine9352 yeah?

  • @boltinabottle6307
    @boltinabottle6307 2 года назад +29

    I think it's now safe to say, signing those free agents didn't blow up in the Bucs face. Their 2020 signings scored the only touchdowns in the Super Bowl, and will probably be remembered as the greatest FA offseason for one team in NFL history.

  • @wm_9640
    @wm_9640 3 года назад +393

    Failed NFL rebuilds: the Lions since the 1950s

    • @joshuabarosin779
      @joshuabarosin779 3 года назад +33

      Failed nfl Builds*

    • @Bsquaredplus2
      @Bsquaredplus2 3 года назад +11

      The Lions are the Packers and Bears favorite punching bag.

    • @Reggie2kj
      @Reggie2kj 3 года назад +16

      They never started building 💀. They get once in a generation talent (Barry x Calvin) & are like ... ehhhh they’ll win a couple games ... good enough .

    • @henrylam92
      @henrylam92 3 года назад +9

      @@Reggie2kj had two of the best players in their positions and both of them quit bc they were tired of losing and getting hurt. Feel bad for lions fans the most tbh

    • @davester1970
      @davester1970 3 года назад +13

      The Lions were a mini dynasty in the 1950's. Ever since the Ford family bought the team, they have had only 8 playoff appearances and one playoff win in over 60 years.
      People make fun of the Bengals for not winning a playoff game since the Soviet Union was a country. At least people remember the Bengals once upon a time being Super Bowl contenders in the 1980's and the only team to actually make the 49ers sweat in the big game. Not too many people remember the last time the Lions won the NFL championship in 1957.

  • @jamesthejet1501
    @jamesthejet1501 3 года назад +76

    the fact the jets didnt make this list even tho they've only had one winning season since mark sanchez is probably one of the most jets things ever.

    • @brandonsirochinsky3732
      @brandonsirochinsky3732 2 года назад +2

      When did we tank tho? With John Idzik? I think most of our bad seasons we just weren’t capable of doing any better

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 3 года назад +167

    Could’ve just had several periods of the Cleveland Browns

    • @FadedThenaHo24
      @FadedThenaHo24 3 года назад +9

      “Tanking” we’ll go with that

    • @skippydmb
      @skippydmb 3 года назад +1

      @@FadedThenaHo24 I'm a Browns fan, and I approve this comment.

    • @jamesh8433
      @jamesh8433 3 года назад +1

      And hopefully we are behind that niw

  • @Gucesarl
    @Gucesarl 3 года назад +31

    5:54 unpopular opinion: Brian Hoyer was a reliable option for the Browns and found a rare connection with the team. Benching him for Johnny Football was beyond stupid.

    • @chrislang-earth2303
      @chrislang-earth2303 2 года назад

      As a Raven fan who remembers Browns going at 7-4, I thought Browns were compitention. Then Johnny Football was here and you know what happened.

  • @freeparking301
    @freeparking301 3 года назад +82

    Just how many damn still-frames are out there of Trent Richardson missing the hole?!

    • @puckstopper25
      @puckstopper25 3 года назад +17

      At a guess? One per rushing attempt.

    • @Huttlord
      @Huttlord 3 года назад

      @@puckstopper25 LMAO.

  • @tdrizz08
    @tdrizz08 2 года назад +3

    That buccaneers tank ended up being a success after all lol

  • @charlesdrew4042
    @charlesdrew4042 3 года назад +83

    You can't blame the Texans for drafting Clowney tho he was a beast in college

    • @MuddieRain
      @MuddieRain 2 года назад +3

      Well that one play

    • @cl5619
      @cl5619 2 года назад +1

      It was hype based on one play. He’s a bust, worthy of the 3rd round.

    • @MrMoose_24
      @MrMoose_24 2 года назад +7

      @@cl5619 he was the highest rated recruit ever, wym it was based off one play 😭

  • @paytonlo
    @paytonlo 3 года назад +140

    "Chris Goodwin"

    • @tleoipl37
      @tleoipl37 3 года назад +4

      Yea messing up Middletown Delaware finest athlete name 😢

  • @kylebuckmaster6976
    @kylebuckmaster6976 3 года назад +43

    Washington: Albert Haynesworth 7-year $100 million contract in free agency. That should sum Washington’s ability to make decisions in a nutshell.

  • @TheKing60210
    @TheKing60210 3 года назад +31

    I died when the REDACTED logo was censored

  • @ericboyd5796
    @ericboyd5796 3 года назад +199

    “Maybe the quickest meltdown since Chernobyl”🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrAwsomenoob
    @MrAwsomenoob 2 года назад +4

    every year I wait for those magic words...
    "IT'S TIME FOR TANK BOWL!" *Que tank bowl theme*

  • @underclas
    @underclas 3 года назад +36

    The Bears we have literally been rebuilding since we lost Sid Luckman

    • @jamman950
      @jamman950 3 года назад +2

      Mike singletary u staged it

  • @deaconalbright5358
    @deaconalbright5358 3 года назад +59

    When ever I hear,"ra..." I think he's going to say raid shadow legends not ray con.

  • @godfather8901
    @godfather8901 3 года назад +23

    The jets for the last 50 years

    • @matthewpyzdrowski3005
      @matthewpyzdrowski3005 3 года назад +3

      The Jets are so bad it's not even considered a tank anymore... They are in a deep sea submarine!

  • @moldy2274
    @moldy2274 3 года назад +15

    Somedays you just wake up feeling like the 2017 browns 🙁

  • @hommie789
    @hommie789 3 года назад +24

    You forgot my Bungals in Cincinnati, I mean if any team deserved a award of some kind this is the team and this is the award. Even when we made the playoffs we found ways to lose, thanks Vontaze Burfict, sure we had a few years of excitement but since our inception we spent more years sweeping the basement than looking at playoffs. I mean if it wasn't for the browns we would have nothing to look forward to in wins.

    • @bw-leftturnracing7779
      @bw-leftturnracing7779 3 года назад +3

      And now it has gotten even worse

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 года назад +1

      In Lewis's last season, the Bengals won in Atlanta, with a last second touchdown for the game winner. It was the last time Andy Dalton, A.J. Green and Tyler Eifert would ever be on the same field together as teammates, as Eifert had yet another horrible injury.

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 2 года назад

      One word: Ownership.

    • @eastonbruton299
      @eastonbruton299 2 года назад +18

      now in afc championship

    • @treman722
      @treman722 2 года назад +3

      Have fun at SoFi!

  • @gauntlion839
    @gauntlion839 3 года назад +2

    Head coach gm and dictator had me dying especially since I’m a Texan fan lol

  • @adamkingston2231
    @adamkingston2231 3 года назад +2

    Biggest key to a successful rebuild is getting the QB last. You need a young cheap QB with a strong o-line and defense. Seahawks, Patriots, Steelers and Bills style.

    • @adamkingston2231
      @adamkingston2231 3 года назад +1

      Texans could have been added to this list if BOB had a couple brain cells.

    • @ColtsPacers1
      @ColtsPacers1 3 года назад

      I think the Colts are the closest to that among teams that made this list. Yes, we're going with Philip Rivers right now, but I think we're developing Jacob Eason whom we just drafted in the fourth round. It's just a matter of whether or not he'll end up showing anything resembling the talents of Mahomes lol

    • @adamkingston2231
      @adamkingston2231 3 года назад

      @@ColtsPacers1 The only concerning thing is the timeline of the offense and defence might not match up well enough. Eason is probably 2 seasons away from being a quality starter and by then they might start losing pieces and coaches on defence and Nelson and Leonard will need extensions. They will get helped by a weak division. I’d say their best chance at making a deep run is 2022, Titans will probably be heavily declining and the Jags and Texans wont be competitive until 2023.

    • @424dsfdsfdsfs
      @424dsfdsfdsfs 3 года назад

      Seahawks? Unfortunately you are sooo wrong for last years. Strong oline lol

    • @adamkingston2231
      @adamkingston2231 3 года назад

      @@424dsfdsfdsfs I think you misunderstood my point. I’m talking about the Seahawks with Lynch and Legion of Boom when Russ was young and on his rookie deal. Once a team signs the QB to a mega deal the make up of the will have to shift. That’s the problem with the Eagles and Wentz. If your QB makes 30 million a year he will have to overcome a weak o-line or a lack of weapons or a papier-mâché defence like Russ is doing now.

  • @j_the_don5160
    @j_the_don5160 3 года назад +27

    As a Cowboys fan, I expect them to disappoint me and end up on this list in a decade.

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 3 года назад +1

      They have been doing this for most of the 25 years. They deserve a place of their own.

    • @SnowmanTF2
      @SnowmanTF2 3 года назад +11

      ​@@tannerwilson4843 This video focused on teams that either committed to tanking or fell into it, Dallas's last 25 years looks more like an example of being stuck on the treadmill of mediocrity.

    • @davidozab2753
      @davidozab2753 3 года назад

      The whole NFC East this year

    • @sethmizrachi8337
      @sethmizrachi8337 3 года назад +3

      As a Washington fan, I set my expectations low, and those fuckers bring a shovel.

    • @davester1970
      @davester1970 3 года назад +2

      Until Jerry Jones drops dead and they hire a competent football man to make personnel decisions, the Cowboys will continue to disappoint and be a dysfunctional organization.

  • @sf7154
    @sf7154 3 года назад +4

    I wonder how many times he sits at the computer while editing and goes “oh yea that ones funny” and laughs out loud to himself when editing the jokes.

  • @cookiecrumble619
    @cookiecrumble619 3 года назад +2

    Me as a browns fan: "woah, this 2 decade rebuild has been worth going 6-3 so far this year thank you very much"

    • @cookiecrumble619
      @cookiecrumble619 3 года назад

      @Beer King shhhhhhhh, maybe well win and be 7-3 today

  • @imstilltruth7930
    @imstilltruth7930 2 года назад +6

    And then the Bucs went on to win the SuperBowl with Tom Brady lol

  • @alexabouezzi1000
    @alexabouezzi1000 3 года назад +5

    Title: failed nfl team rebuilds/ tanks
    Me: so the 2020-2021 jaguars

  • @jr637-1
    @jr637-1 3 года назад +5

    The early '10s Chiefs and got dang Brodie Croyle.

  • @Yellowsnow69420
    @Yellowsnow69420 3 года назад +36

    Should the colts really be on here? If tanking and then not winning a Super Bowl is the bar, the bar might be a little too high.

    • @Aj-wh8su
      @Aj-wh8su 3 года назад +7

      I was really like he is reaching with the colts like he could have said the Jets or even the Bengals

    • @gregoryfuller9736
      @gregoryfuller9736 3 года назад

      The cowboy are the last team to win super bowl because of tanking it actually overrated to actually tanked

  • @rydawg26
    @rydawg26 3 года назад +25

    Matt Schaub and Gary Kubiak were so good at one point

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 3 года назад +5

      Matt had a 527 yard game

    • @OneTwoFreeForAll
      @OneTwoFreeForAll 3 года назад

      it all went south after Suh kicked him

    • @ebsmith29
      @ebsmith29 2 года назад

      Kubiak, a Houston area high school product, won a Super Bowl as head coach in Denver. As someone who graduated from college twice near Houston and taught at those schools, I will bet that Texan fans have not forgotten that.

  • @somecommadore8803
    @somecommadore8803 3 года назад +26

    Browns have been doing this for 20 years lol

    • @Ravin-gn8fz
      @Ravin-gn8fz 3 года назад +1

      20 first round picks

    • @BZ0905
      @BZ0905 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, but I still love em.

    • @Ravin-gn8fz
      @Ravin-gn8fz 3 года назад

      @@BZ0905 Steelers are better

    • @somecommadore8803
      @somecommadore8803 3 года назад +2

      @@Ravin-gn8fz Yinzer

    • @Ravin-gn8fz
      @Ravin-gn8fz 3 года назад

      @@somecommadore8803 I’m from western pa

  • @malliabird42
    @malliabird42 3 года назад +2

    One of the positives you have with Phillip Rivers is that you have 9 future prospects in your team.

  • @jeffrachau4305
    @jeffrachau4305 3 года назад +1

    Bill O'Brien was going to save Penn State football, but it was too hard,he couldn't deal with it. Thank God. LoL

  • @kiddob2000
    @kiddob2000 3 года назад +4

    "glued together"
    Me: I bet it's about the colts

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 3 года назад +1

    The only sport in which tanking even potentially works is basketball. In other sports, no one player sufficiently alter the team makeup - not even a football QB or a baseball pitcher has this effect. You need a good coach, and then you need to incrementally improve your players across the board - which by almost by definition means you are actively trying to achieve a middling record. Only after you've assembled that nucleus can one or two impact players elevate you to contention.

  • @Radman1889
    @Radman1889 3 года назад +14

    My Lions are not tanking!
    That implies we are gonna get better eventually :(

    • @nolansthompson8984
      @nolansthompson8984 3 года назад +2

      We are a historic 6-10 to 10-6. Never too bad but never too good

    • @mottdropsie
      @mottdropsie 3 года назад +1

      We were alright until Matt Patricia happened.
      He's also a Hack.

  • @roadrunner6224
    @roadrunner6224 3 года назад +3

    Relegation would get rid of these problems

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 3 года назад +1

      YES YES YES! The problem decent 2nd tier to relegate to in the NFL!

  • @kevinh9657
    @kevinh9657 3 года назад +6

    John Paxton and Gar Forman had the “perennial rebuild” mentality

    • @krambone
      @krambone 2 года назад

      @Kevin H mixed with Reinsdorf and McCaskey frugality for key players, Bulls and Bears love making smokescreen decisions that look like they chasing 🏆 “contention”

  • @meepchip
    @meepchip 3 года назад +2

    When the Jets are so bad at being bad they’re not even mentioned in this video

  • @Qrocket68
    @Qrocket68 3 года назад +1

    Your videos are straight up addicting! Can't stop watching these

  • @ClarinoI
    @ClarinoI 3 года назад +1

    Remember when Jadeveon Clowney was considered a no-brainer for the first overall pick? I honestly couldn't even tell you what team he's on right now.

  • @harrisonbaylor1432
    @harrisonbaylor1432 2 года назад +1

    The Bill O’Brien tank was successful! He got his dream job as an assistant for Nick Saban.

  • @GamerKing50
    @GamerKing50 3 года назад +6

    DON’T… remind me.
    -A Texans fan

  • @rooney0423
    @rooney0423 2 года назад +2

    *glued* together
    Colts
    I see what you did there

  • @traviscummings9178
    @traviscummings9178 3 года назад +2

    Apparently nobody told Bill O'Brien that being a more aggressive version of Belichick DOESN'T WORK!

  • @agentofashcroft
    @agentofashcroft 3 года назад +5

    Huge missed opportunity to have the thumbnail say "Tanks for nothing" instead of tanked

  • @vinnythewebsurfer
    @vinnythewebsurfer 3 года назад +4

    The Texans are so infuriating and I don’t even care for that entire division. So many talented players wasted.

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 3 года назад

      At least they feed Seattle all their star players usually, except for nuke, coming from a Texans fan, former Texans fans been making a name for themselves for a while now

  • @andrewpadaetz5549
    @andrewpadaetz5549 Год назад +1

    seeing Winston throw pick 6's I start hearing ".....hot pockets"....

  • @Brandon-qd2lb
    @Brandon-qd2lb 2 года назад +1

    Lmao love seeing teams tank for nothing a decade later

  • @DatOneRadDad
    @DatOneRadDad 3 года назад +2

    the best way to explain the Detroit Lions would be to compare them the a porn fluffer, they will arouse ur interest to get you pumped up but never enough to bring you to the finish.

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 2 года назад

      The best explanation for the Detroit Lions? A cash cow for the Ford Family. That's why I call them the Ford Lemons. They're unworthy of being called the Detroit Lions.

  • @ryanstaiger1712
    @ryanstaiger1712 3 года назад +2

    I think Colts were just misfortunate that Luck had injury issues then his retirement. I think they’ve definitely had more success than all the other teams like Browns, Washington

    • @otaviofrn_adv
      @otaviofrn_adv 3 года назад

      Colts fan here. Luck always did good when healthy. We were supposed to grow, we were growing. But the injuries were too many to handle

  • @SebastianTheGreat
    @SebastianTheGreat 3 года назад

    The best part about the Texans tanking this year is that Miami will be getting their picks for the first two rounds of the draft 😂 😂 😂

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 3 года назад +2

    You should do the opposite of this: NFL tanks that worked out phenomenally

  • @ajburrr
    @ajburrr 3 года назад +40

    Fun fact: There is a station named Five Points in Atlanta. It is all meant to be!

  • @4xpbroyalderp295
    @4xpbroyalderp295 3 года назад +1

    Man all these bears and Broncos fans think they have it rough after a couple losing seasons, you didn't have to deal with Jay Gruden for 6 years and absolute pain since RG3

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 3 года назад +3

    Hey the Browns finally got their first playoff win since their re-introduction!

  • @frankpalancio8471
    @frankpalancio8471 3 года назад +2

    Tanking doesn't work if your GM and his staff can't pick their nose in the college draft. Got that Philly?

  • @dantepetrin1125
    @dantepetrin1125 3 года назад +5

    Haven’t watched yet, but I expect to see the new Browns pretty much forever

  • @joshuarichter6904
    @joshuarichter6904 3 года назад +1

    Dude I LOVE your channel it is the best NFL Channel EVER!!!!

  • @UnchainedAmerica
    @UnchainedAmerica 3 года назад

    Jets: Phew! We didn't make it to the video...this time. Matt Patricia got fired right after that disasterous social distancing defense show on Tanksgiving...er Thanksgiving.

  • @BrandonA1
    @BrandonA1 3 года назад +2

    The Detroit Lions: Rebuilding since 1960

  • @CMDPromptify
    @CMDPromptify 2 года назад

    "Trent Richardson, whose field vision made Helen Keller wince."
    I SCREAMED

  • @tannerwilson4843
    @tannerwilson4843 3 года назад +5

    This is where promotion and relegation would be great if we had more leagues similar to the NFL. It would make tanking a thing of the past as tanking means getting sent down to a lower division.

    • @chrisbeach423
      @chrisbeach423 3 года назад

      Sounds like a horrible ideal considering the NFL would be losing one of the biggest markets this year in the New York Jets

    • @tannerwilson4843
      @tannerwilson4843 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisbeach423 They would be more motivation for lower ranked teams not to be relegated. If you know your team isn’t going to be that great, you would still be fighting like crazy to stay up. Watch European soccer domestic leagues near the end of the season, teams fight tooth and nail to stay up. Or if they in a 2nd tier league like the EFL Championship or the Bundesliga 2, to get into the big time.

    • @dylanhall1599
      @dylanhall1599 3 года назад

      The NFC East would be having a battle for the playoffs and the relegation spots lmao

    • @franohmsford7548
      @franohmsford7548 2 года назад

      It doesn't actually make tanking obsolete - Norwich City 2019-20 are the perfect example of a team tanking even in a League with relegation.
      It looked like they were at it again this season but they seem to have woken up and decided to actually attempt to stay in the Premier League this time round :)

    • @JohnnyLodge2
      @JohnnyLodge2 2 года назад

      Promotion and relegation is an awful idea. And if you look at leagues which use it outside of EPL it is at best a 2 or 3 team league. Juventus and Bayern won like 10 titles in a row. Spain is real/barca/atletico and even EPL has only 4 or 5 teams that can expect to win title since establishment (outside if 1 leicester season). NFL by comparison has paritu

  • @StsFiveOneLima
    @StsFiveOneLima 3 года назад +1

    WINSTON: "I love symmetry."

  • @karenwang313
    @karenwang313 2 года назад +1

    Its going to be pretty sad to see the dolphins on this list in a couple years after having so many picks and a promising roster.

  • @rinocerass-3999
    @rinocerass-3999 3 года назад +6

    bruh imagine tanking just to get winston 😂😂

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 3 года назад

      The guy was a Heisman winner, and won the natty with FSU, a feat the school hasn't repeated since. Wouldn't blame them for tanking for him honestly.

  • @clocklycb6477
    @clocklycb6477 3 года назад +1

    Browns tanked for Baker, Myles Garret, Denzel Ward, and Nick Chubb. Now we 9-3. Tanks are worth it, just watch the jets in 5 years.

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 3 года назад +1

    I'm surprised that you didn't mention Jacksonville's tank. They spent years from 2007 to 2017 being a team that was so dull and pathetic that no one paid attention to them, then out of the blue were carried by the Sacksonville defense into the playoffs where they crushed the Steelers in Pittsburgh and pushed Darth Brady and Emperor Belichick's Patriots to the limit, only to fall apart once again the year after due to the ineptitude of the front office and the arrogance of the players.

  • @gonzalezjulianjg
    @gonzalezjulianjg 2 года назад

    Always thought the word Good had 2 O’s in it, thanks for teaching me something new today. Praise be to Good!

  • @elikernaghan6511
    @elikernaghan6511 3 года назад +8

    Does it count for the browns if they technically never stop rebuilding?

  • @scottydude456
    @scottydude456 3 года назад +7

    Who would have thought that the Bucs tanking actually lead them to a title

  • @landonhm3735
    @landonhm3735 2 года назад +2

    The buc one aged very well lol

  • @QwertyCaesar
    @QwertyCaesar 3 года назад +1

    Jets are so bad that they can't even tank properly to land on this list

  • @lauradaly8020
    @lauradaly8020 2 года назад

    The biggest loss for the Lions-Every Thanksgiving Day when they play a game which is nationally televised.

  • @gavinb907
    @gavinb907 3 года назад +1

    When 5 point vids uploads its a good day

  • @TheSkinnay1
    @TheSkinnay1 3 года назад +6

    You made a typo with the Lions tank. The start date should have read Nov 22, 1963, the day the worst ownership family in all of sports bought the team. 1 playoff win (a wildcard game at that) in 57 years speaks for itself.

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bodhithespoodergen
      @bodhithespoodergen 2 года назад

      I didn’t know ford makes tanks I knew that they made planes in ww2 but tanks

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 3 года назад

    Things could have gone right for the Browns a whole lot earlier than 2014.
    In fact, during their very expansion year Kurt Warner was placed in the Expansion draft, and out of the 37 players they selected, their only quarterback choice was a guy named Scott Milanovich. By 2002 only three of those expansion players were even on the roster.
    And then in 2000, the Browns used their sixth round pick for a new backup QB named Spergon Wynn, who wasn't even good at COLLEGE football, let alone the NFL. Among others still available that deep into the draft was the guy who had just led Michigan to a thrilling Bowl victory against Alabama to cap off his college days..... Tom Brady.
    This 2020 Browns season really has been a long-awaited breath of fresh air. They should be staying a while.

  • @dustyschaeffer5702
    @dustyschaeffer5702 2 года назад +1

    Note from the future. The Buc's rebuild with Tom Brady and Gronk worked.

  • @jackc1186
    @jackc1186 3 года назад +2

    Suh kicked around from team to team.... I see what you did there

  • @ghost1.357
    @ghost1.357 3 года назад +1

    I can't believe you had the redskins logo blurred out lol I'm so dead 💀 😭 😂

  • @Heisenberg-wr4ym
    @Heisenberg-wr4ym 3 года назад +5

    Oo I got one
    Me trying to rebuild the jets in madden 21

  • @KayDizzelVids
    @KayDizzelVids 3 года назад +3

    I think the Browns' tank has finally come to an end.
    The Lions however...

    • @mottdropsie
      @mottdropsie 3 года назад +2

      P A I N

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 2 года назад

      @@mottdropsie Nothing but pain since 1963.

  • @FireboltPrime
    @FireboltPrime 2 года назад

    BOB deserves to be first in line for the succubus' punishment for what he did to the Texans. Even the trash cans aren't a great enough sin to be first in line.

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 3 года назад +5

    I hate the name “Texans”...it’s like naming a team the Philadelphia Pennsylvanians.

    • @roro-tr1ju
      @roro-tr1ju 3 года назад +1

      true

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 3 года назад +2

      Honestly true but the cowboy were already taken and oilers were already a thing, what else would they name their franchise? the Houston barbequers? the Houston Longhorns? The Houston bullriders? there’s not much more other Texas stereotypes

    • @jimbo0386
      @jimbo0386 3 года назад +1

      Houston roughnecks is taken too now so they can’t use that

    • @symptomofsouls
      @symptomofsouls 3 года назад

      Hmm. What about the Oilers? No, that would be ridiculous

  • @Bromboosh
    @Bromboosh 3 года назад

    Never thought I'd hear the name Michael Dukakis in a Five Points video but here we are

  • @bengonzalez5406
    @bengonzalez5406 3 года назад +3

    How do you fuck up having Deshaun Watson, D-Hop, and JJ watt on the same team? That is a superbowl contender. Any average football fan could run a team better than that 😂

  • @ATEC101
    @ATEC101 3 года назад

    Jerkoff Jones has been tanking the Girls for 25 years and I hope it never ends.

  • @indigodakotawonder7997
    @indigodakotawonder7997 2 года назад

    if this video was sponsored by world of tanks, that would be funny as hell

  • @hughlokar2190
    @hughlokar2190 3 года назад +1

    It’s never easy being a lions fan but, we gotta be happy we had an 0-16 seasons that’s pretty spectacular

  • @richarddoyle3420
    @richarddoyle3420 3 года назад

    That's why "Tanks, but no tanks!"
    1st pick is trade bait.
    Losing means... Losing!

  • @daviebaby8790
    @daviebaby8790 3 года назад

    The bit with OBJ was amazing.

  • @johnfritz7222
    @johnfritz7222 3 года назад

    Great video. Could've added the '05 Texans and Saints, who played each other in the final game of the year to see who would win the 1st pick. Dubbed The Bush Bowl, ended with and obviously missed on purpose kick attempt that sailed far from the net and right into the crowd, atleast someone got a souvenir. But the sad part is, as we all know, the Texans use that pick on Mario Williams instead of what people said was the clear cut number one pick, Reggie Bush. Hope you and your kids are having a great holiday season and thanks for the amazing vids that both me and my father watch, truly means alot to me.

  • @bioLarzen
    @bioLarzen 3 года назад

    That's actually quite the conundrum... which is worse for a fan: seeing your team regularly make the playoffs but fall short of the Super Bowl time after time - or see your team suck for 8-10 years for one or two seasons where they rule the league?

  • @chuckyjamesamartin1968
    @chuckyjamesamartin1968 3 года назад +10

    2015-2019 Browns

  • @danielvisintainer3352
    @danielvisintainer3352 3 года назад +1

    This list could just be the Lions and Browns since 1970

  • @daneanderson7437
    @daneanderson7437 2 года назад

    We need a new term. A rebuild means that the previous structure was solid, but things have deteriorated lately, so some changes need to be made. The structures THESE teams were built on were made from bendy straws and gum.

  • @davester1970
    @davester1970 3 года назад

    The biggest argument against purposely tanking is that your paying customers aren't throwing down top dollar to see your team lose.