Nintendo Switch Online is Still Horrible

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @IntroSpecktive
    @IntroSpecktive  3 года назад +4369

    Im gonna post this video again in 3 years

  • @EllieMiller510
    @EllieMiller510 3 года назад +2771

    “Nintendo Switch online is bad”
    “Murder is a crime”

    • @demoriginal
      @demoriginal 3 года назад +15

      Wait really

    • @mrlillywhite8374
      @mrlillywhite8374 3 года назад +90

      @@demoriginal not if you don’t tell anyone

    • @mapolo9500
      @mapolo9500 3 года назад +37

      @@mrlillywhite8374 yeah like you can’t get arrested for stealing a car if you said you were borrowing.

    • @shealupkes
      @shealupkes 3 года назад +11

      *criminal activity is illegal

    • @nectar9387
      @nectar9387 3 года назад +6

      "Murder is a crime" Well this is news to me, time to start hiding out

  • @memerio1458
    @memerio1458 3 года назад +3168

    “Nintendo Switch Online is still horrible.” Hmmm, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.

    • @Sio916
      @Sio916 3 года назад +31

      it always was

    • @mapolo9500
      @mapolo9500 3 года назад +36

      When you walk, you take steps

    • @bern.4
      @bern.4 3 года назад +30

      @@mapolo9500 when you talk, you say words

    • @ItSquishy
      @ItSquishy 3 года назад +24

      It's like saying 'this shit tastes like shit'

    • @jumpyman9754
      @jumpyman9754 3 года назад +7

      Horse shit is also cheap, Nintendo

  • @wille5080
    @wille5080 3 года назад +1252

    For the last few generations Nintendo has followed a pattern: huge success -> big egos -> big prices -> huge failure -> humility -> revised practices -> huge success. Rinse and repeat.

    • @ballisticboo7808
      @ballisticboo7808 3 года назад +190

      Welp, time for the Switch U in 2025

    • @Pigmcginnyrig
      @Pigmcginnyrig 3 года назад +22

      What big prices were in the past?

    • @sheridan5175
      @sheridan5175 3 года назад +67

      @@Pigmcginnyrig The 3ds

    • @goGothitaLOL
      @goGothitaLOL 3 года назад +39

      @@Pigmcginnyrig the Wii U was $300, and iirc, they jumped to 60$ during the Wii U era too

    • @DjPon9173
      @DjPon9173 3 года назад +43

      Well thanks for the nintendo fan boys buying anything nintendo make with zero effort. U guys can say the wii u was bad console but look the retro library of games had, Nes, Snes,N64, gba, DS, wii.

  • @Syncronis
    @Syncronis 3 года назад +331

    It's actually sad that almost every Nintendo player agrees that Nintendo still has a childlike mentality when it comes to its online and treatment of players, but Nintendo STILL is unable to realize this fact

    • @supersmashbro596
      @supersmashbro596 3 года назад +31

      im the biggest nintendo fanboy i know, but even i know when they are doing shit, they shouldnt be praised nor defended.
      the only reason. the ONLY reason i have online is because nintendo locks even basic sharing features behind the service.
      want that cool-ass smashketball custom stage? or how about the custom bowsers castle to do sakurais job for him? unless you're mad talented, you *have* to get the online subscription.

    • @Kstanimal
      @Kstanimal 3 года назад +5

      Oh, they know... They just don't care.

    • @JoeFanik
      @JoeFanik 3 года назад +2

      @eric Spencer That right there is why Nintendo doesn't care. Despite how shitty it may be, people are still buying it. We haven't given Nintendo an incentive to change.

    • @zeroshadeslayer3000
      @zeroshadeslayer3000 3 года назад +1

      @@Kstanimal unfortunately thats true

  • @DementedDoritoOfdoom
    @DementedDoritoOfdoom 3 года назад +1845

    A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

  • @AJ71007
    @AJ71007 3 года назад +571

    The NES and SNES games are also coming out at a snails pace

    • @riott3098
      @riott3098 3 года назад +21

      Its slower.

    • @lssjgaming1599
      @lssjgaming1599 3 года назад +70

      And then in the west we get literal shit when in Japan they get god tier games like Shin Megami Tensei II

    • @epicxx7699
      @epicxx7699 3 года назад +36

      @@lssjgaming1599 I thought we got the same games as Japan, bro wtf

    • @mountchoco8174
      @mountchoco8174 3 года назад +3

      And like none of them are good
      The more recent ones, that is

    • @pmahcgop6693
      @pmahcgop6693 3 года назад +18

      Honestly just use an unofficial emulator. The one I use is GPEMU. It’s not worth it on the switch besides the convince of the switch.

  • @narxmagee727
    @narxmagee727 3 года назад +757

    "Hey man what are you doing?"
    "Just texting my ex asking if she wants to get back together"
    "Dude you broke up 2 years ago and you haven't changed at all? Hell this is the same damn message you sent a week after you broke up. What makes you think she'll be into you now?"
    "Hey it's not the same thing. I said I became a bit more muscular."
    "Alright then. Good luck man. I'll get the tissues."

  • @Gemarald
    @Gemarald 3 года назад +88

    The animations they make of Mario and the crew in these videos has more quality than the actual switch online service i swear.

  • @JMarcosArt
    @JMarcosArt 3 года назад +209

    When you showed the trailer, I literally had go back and check if I wasn't watching one of your old videos lol

  • @gthefatgamer4194
    @gthefatgamer4194 3 года назад +1319

    I can’t tell if he’s being serious or doing a skit. But I 100% agree.

    • @grant5095
      @grant5095 3 года назад +91

      He's being serious

    • @frosthuntersnowy4008
      @frosthuntersnowy4008 3 года назад +11

      Yes

    • @mr.me-me8073
      @mr.me-me8073 3 года назад +48

      Honestly I agree too. Sure the payment isn’t much, but they really need to upgrade the service. There’s so much that should have been done already.

    • @alias1683
      @alias1683 3 года назад +2

      Both

    • @xhomiegreninjax137
      @xhomiegreninjax137 3 года назад +2

      Probably both.

  • @gxalcremieshiny4229
    @gxalcremieshiny4229 3 года назад +319

    I feel with that guy who said: “remember when playing online was free?”

    • @DjPon9173
      @DjPon9173 3 года назад +17

      Pc free to play and cheaper games, or use games pass better service

    • @FatedHandJonathon
      @FatedHandJonathon 3 года назад +35

      @Work and Stuff Playstation runs dedicated servers and high-speed connections. That stuff costs money. Nintendo, on the other hand, runs pretty much their entire online service on _our_ machines, so the cost of maintaining Nintendo Online is pretty damn close to zero. They outsource the entire cost to us and then have the gall to demand we pay for the privilege.

    • @gxalcremieshiny4229
      @gxalcremieshiny4229 3 года назад +22

      @@FatedHandJonathon true, but paying for online is just plain terrible in general, you have to pay to use wifi you already pay for, it's ridiculous

    • @FatedHandJonathon
      @FatedHandJonathon 3 года назад +35

      @@gxalcremieshiny4229 That's true of Nintendo, but not Xbox or Playstation. In those cases, you aren't paying for the right to use your WiFi, you're paying for access to Microsoft's and Sony's extensive networks of servers and dedicated lines. Those networks cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to build and maintain, and if you tried to run, say, Call of Duty online without them, it'd be as laggy as Mario Maker. You might disagree that the service is worth as much as they charge, but don't be so entitled as to think you deserve that fairly expensive infrastructure for free.
      But yeah, Nintendo is 100% charging for the right to use our own Internet connections and that really needs to stop. Either keep letting us run it and make it free, or grow up and actually build their own infrastructure.

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 3 года назад +5

      @@FatedHandJonathon even so PlayStation and Nintendo should have kept their basic online free, like ps3 did

  • @IcyDiamond
    @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +749

    Luigi is disappointed with the service just like we are in real life, he knows what’s up!

    • @Sio916
      @Sio916 3 года назад +29

      I am VERY dissapointed

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +11

      @@Sio916 OMG it’s you, the real Luigi!

    • @qwertyuiop4511
      @qwertyuiop4511 3 года назад +8

      @@Sio916 Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?

    • @spinballproduction9678
      @spinballproduction9678 3 года назад +9

      That's why he is the best Mario character. Granted That isn't saying much.

    • @golddigginboi2187
      @golddigginboi2187 3 года назад +1

      @@spinballproduction9678 lmao true.

  • @Moon-nk3co
    @Moon-nk3co 3 года назад +357

    “An ever growing selection of old classics.”
    Me: “So that was a fucking lie.”

    • @crazyplushguy2890
      @crazyplushguy2890 3 года назад +25

      To be fair, it was growing at the time.
      God forbid a few good games now, though.

    • @genarftheunfuni5227
      @genarftheunfuni5227 3 года назад +28

      Still waiting for EarthBound on that collection.

    • @dragoonman1478
      @dragoonman1478 3 года назад +7

      @@genarftheunfuni5227 YES. Literally the only reason I downloaded the SNES one

    • @DjPon9173
      @DjPon9173 3 года назад +10

      I can play all this game on super nintendo emulators on my phone and pc.(no chrono trigger, and no super mario rpg thanks nintendo)

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 3 года назад +2

      @@dragoonman1478 Lufias + SMRPG would be great too

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +78

    "Nintendo Switch Online is Still Horrible"
    *In other news, water is wet*

    • @zenkrypt6577
      @zenkrypt6577 3 года назад +1

      Is water wet tho?

    • @cheeseman-qi8fp
      @cheeseman-qi8fp 3 года назад +4

      @@zenkrypt6577 I will fight you

    • @hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853
      @hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853 3 года назад +4

      @@zenkrypt6577 Water, in any state of matter other than a liquid, is still considered the same substance, that is to say, H2O - more colloquially known as water; ice and steam are both still water, even though they're both in a state other than liquid. Now, to make something wet, we pour liquid on it, which requires the substance to not be in a liquid state - otherwise, this would result in the diluting of both liquids with each other. However, suppose we were to soak ice in room-temperature water, the ice (H2O) would be wet (via H2O); but surely that's impossible, since water is not wet and by extension cannot be made wet?
      The answer is that we've been asking the wrong question. Instead of "is water wet", we should ask "are liquids wet?" or perhaps "is H2O wet?" This would give the answers we're looking for more succinctly.

    • @impossiblehanley2732
      @impossiblehanley2732 3 года назад +5

      Water is in fact wet. Wet is defined to be covered in water molecules. Unless it's a single water molecule water is in fact wet.

    • @impossiblehanley2732
      @impossiblehanley2732 3 года назад +1

      @@justsomerando537 the definition of wet is being covered in water molecules. Water, unless it is a single molecule, is always covered in water, coming to the conclusion that water is in fact wet.

  • @kingmememememememememememe8406
    @kingmememememememememememe8406 3 года назад +280

    I can grow a potato in my backyard, take a bite from it, plug some wires into it, and It'll run better then these Nintendo servers

    • @julianx2rl
      @julianx2rl 3 года назад +30

      That depends, a yellow potato will undoubtedly run better, but I heard that sweet potatoes do suffer from a bit of lag.

    • @golddigginboi2187
      @golddigginboi2187 3 года назад +2

      Play mario kart 8 or smash ultimate.
      Even the most basic internet can run these.

    • @sheridan5175
      @sheridan5175 3 года назад +9

      @@golddigginboi2187 With 11 frames of input delay

    • @golddigginboi2187
      @golddigginboi2187 3 года назад +1

      @@sheridan5175I've only encountered the way if I was shielding. Other than that, the match goes by pretty smoothly and I've barely ran into any lag.

    • @sheridan5175
      @sheridan5175 3 года назад +7

      @@golddigginboi2187 Bruh, 11 frames is optimal. Best case scenario. It's literally impossible to make it better.
      11 frames is just under a fifth of a second, which, while it might be less noticeable at lower level, can seriously fuck you over in competitive play.

  • @mapolo9500
    @mapolo9500 3 года назад +460

    The like/dislike ratio is worse than Byleth’s reveal

    • @雪者
      @雪者 3 года назад +17

      *OH GOD*

    • @edwardrobinson5470
      @edwardrobinson5470 3 года назад +3

      Yes1k likes vs a 11 dislikes.

    • @Xenofilmsproductions
      @Xenofilmsproductions 3 года назад +1

      Yikes

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 года назад +59

      Keep in mind that Sakurai and the development team actually had to try to make the character, add good music, design the stage, program interactions between Byleth and the rest of the cast, and more, versus the online. Which is a reprehensible pile of trash that isn't worth any money.

    • @mapolo9500
      @mapolo9500 3 года назад +17

      @@andymcclurg9916agreed. one is worth the money and the other isn’t. We all know which one isn’t.

  • @guynamite_
    @guynamite_ 3 года назад +40

    I like how the Nintendo UK channel dubs it with a British speaking voice, like us Brits can’t understand an American accent.

  • @Regifeathers
    @Regifeathers 3 года назад +19

    THEY RE-UPLOADED THE TRAILER AGAIN TWO WEEKS AFTER THIS VIDEO

  • @beastexe21
    @beastexe21 3 года назад +18

    Alot of smash players are still watching a slideshow and Nintendo fans are still asking for earthbound

  • @HotFootBunny
    @HotFootBunny 3 года назад +462

    "bUt iTs oNlY 20 dOlLeRs!!!"- Nintendo defenders in a nutshell

    • @zsDUGGZ
      @zsDUGGZ 3 года назад +33

      35 bucks if you got relatives and/or friends

    • @HACSSuperbMiner
      @HACSSuperbMiner 3 года назад +28

      That would hold if we were getting quality that was better or at least on par w/ other online services, and that’s not the case.

    • @rohanrodrigues7115
      @rohanrodrigues7115 3 года назад +22

      For me it's worth it 🤷🏻‍♂. Probably because I don't face any issues when it comes to online

    • @mrmrpineapple6542
      @mrmrpineapple6542 3 года назад +19

      This made me laugh but at first I saw "doilers" instead of dollars which makes this comment even better

    • @maddog197x
      @maddog197x 3 года назад +4

      2:49

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie 3 года назад +209

    People are like “If you don’t like it, stop paying for it”
    But like, I need it to play any online games

    • @epicninjasenseidinosaurpup6957
      @epicninjasenseidinosaurpup6957 3 года назад +34

      Yeah espically since mario maker 2 isn't that good if you don't have nintedo online. They should at least put more single player stuff in the game or make it cheaper.
      And at least with things like smash bros there's stuff you can do that isn't limited to nintedo online
      For mario maker 2 if you don't have nintedo online your missing the highlight of the game.
      And you might as well play new super mario bros if your not going to buy nintedo online since super mario bros has more levels that mario maker 2.

    • @ballisticboo7808
      @ballisticboo7808 3 года назад +57

      That's the problem, we're being forced to pay extra for this awful service that they haven't even tried to improve.

    • @spinballproduction9678
      @spinballproduction9678 3 года назад +15

      you might as well Refund Smash ultimate and Splatoon 2 without switch online.

    • @Tonjit41
      @Tonjit41 3 года назад +4

      I'm switching to mods emulation and PS5.

    • @ballisticboo7808
      @ballisticboo7808 3 года назад +21

      @@spinballproduction9678 smash bros is fun without online if you have people to play it with consistently. If you don't have any friends, then yeah you are kinda forced to get nso

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 3 года назад +182

    Introspektive: Shows footage of Smash Ultimate online
    SMM2 players: Wow that’s really smooth

    • @MasterQuestMaster
      @MasterQuestMaster 3 года назад +5

      Me with my potato internet be like: "I wish it was this fast for me"

    • @S.I.L.
      @S.I.L. 3 года назад +13

      "Is that a whole 1 fps? You are so lucky!"

    • @feliscatus4922
      @feliscatus4922 3 года назад

      you're probably just playing with people with slow internet

  • @quesazilla4670
    @quesazilla4670 3 года назад +162

    “Well it’s cheep”
    yeah and it sure as hell feels like it

    • @DjPon9173
      @DjPon9173 3 года назад +4

      I prefer game pass and i cancel my nintendo online subscription cuz every time i try to play something never works

    • @adrifitz8793
      @adrifitz8793 3 года назад +15

      As a wise man once said “You get what you payed for.” On the bright side, it costs $20 rather than $60+. Downside is it feels like you paid $20 for it.

    • @victino1684
      @victino1684 3 года назад +8

      @@adrifitz8793 PC online costs $0 but it has better online than the Switch.

    • @adrifitz8793
      @adrifitz8793 3 года назад +4

      @@victino1684 I do see your point but I believe that for PC it’s a bit of a different scenario since your online experience depends on your hardware and your internet speed. At the end of the day you need to spend more money on one or both to improve your experience. That’s how I see it at least. I don’t have a full PC set up so if I’m wrong please let me know, because I probably sound pretty stupid to actual PC users

    • @voidmantis9133
      @voidmantis9133 3 года назад +3

      @@adrifitz8793 well its alway depending of your internet speed , but if you got the best internet speed and try the nintendo service youll still encounter lag cuz the server on their side suck . The reason its better on pc is that ''every game'' have their own server while i think nintendo got a shitty wireless 3ds as a server , outside of the building surrounded by stray cat , who is running all game host at once .

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +31

    *We should take Nintendo Switch Online, and push it somewhere else*

    • @Ranio_
      @Ranio_ 3 года назад

      Brilliant plan our dear leader

  • @lunarkomet
    @lunarkomet 3 года назад +10

    I swear that nintendo online icon has that notification dot on it all the time and when I enter there's never anything new!
    I've just started to ignore it altogether at this point

  • @orgaitsuka9840
    @orgaitsuka9840 3 года назад +18

    Dunkey's analogy of Nintendo being run by a dvd copy of Shark Tale rings true to this day

  • @zapp7938
    @zapp7938 3 года назад +77

    I'm disappointed that we don't have more themes. Like how hard could it be to make a Mario theme for its 35th anniversary?

    • @adrifitz8793
      @adrifitz8793 3 года назад +32

      @@Zeldinion its all about personalization. We technically don’t need to set wallpapers for our phones and computers but we do anyway because we want our devices to have our own personal flair. Not many may agree with this, but having the feature is still nice.

    • @TheGoron3000
      @TheGoron3000 3 года назад +19

      @@adrifitz8793 We had that feature for the 3ds
      Which came out in 2011

    • @ZenieAzure
      @ZenieAzure 3 года назад +11

      @@TheGoron3000 And even then it took until around 2014 for that to happen.

    • @callumsparrow4379
      @callumsparrow4379 3 года назад +8

      @@ZenieAzure
      Still sooner than with the Switch, which came out just over 4 years ago.

    • @ZenieAzure
      @ZenieAzure 3 года назад +3

      @@callumsparrow4379 Even so that's kinda bad on both. It's just a worse situation with the Switch at this point.
      Personally themes never came to mind on 3ds back when I had it until they like, actually put them in. I'd imagine there would be less talk on the Switch having them if the 3ds didn't back then.

  • @Broly_06
    @Broly_06 3 года назад +7

    Imagine paying to play online when you already pay for the internet

  • @theholymage7188
    @theholymage7188 3 года назад +6

    Despite the Switch's success, it has: -little console customization
    -expensive controllers that refuse to work well
    -shitty online
    -expensive as hell ports

  • @BR3AD._.
    @BR3AD._. 3 года назад +95

    It’s crazy how they’ve had this for 3 years and it still sucks.

    • @rohanrodrigues7115
      @rohanrodrigues7115 3 года назад +3

      You do realize that online mostly depends on the person, right? Just like games, what may be a mediocre or bad product may actually be really great for someone else

    • @Random_Cat_
      @Random_Cat_ 3 года назад +32

      @@rohanrodrigues7115 The problem isn't that it sucks, its that it sucks, they know it sucks, but they don't try and help fix it to the large majority of there audience.

    • @rohanrodrigues7115
      @rohanrodrigues7115 3 года назад +1

      @@Random_Cat_ you sure it's a majority and not a vocal minority?

    • @rohanrodrigues7115
      @rohanrodrigues7115 3 года назад +1

      @@No_One_76654 we're talking about online, not themes or any other features the 'failed'system had. And for me personally the online and it's services are much better than the Wii u's. And you sure I'm the only guy around defending it? There are more of us, we just don't go around praising it cause it's not worth our time. And honestly you should to

    • @crazyplushguy2890
      @crazyplushguy2890 3 года назад +2

      There should at least be N64 games on it by now.

  • @josepajaressolis5605
    @josepajaressolis5605 3 года назад +6

    I miss the nintendo 3ds/wii U times, the online wasn't great,but at least it was free.

  • @funkythor6457
    @funkythor6457 3 года назад +10

    Reminder that the Wii U (one of Nintendo worst failures) has better legacy content than the Switch, and you have free online.

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 3 года назад +4

      The Wii U is better than Switch. I will go as far as to call the Switch Nintendo's worst console.

    • @RJIS
      @RJIS 3 года назад +1

      @@charliep7112 I love the Wii U

  • @Akirex5000
    @Akirex5000 3 года назад +38

    I love how the voice chat feature is literally the same thing as just calling your friends normally

    • @liammcnicholas918
      @liammcnicholas918 3 года назад +4

      Remember when people were mad that Splatoon didn't have voice chat. Good. I don't want kids yelling at me about how bad I am at video games.

    • @subthescrub3063
      @subthescrub3063 3 года назад +5

      @@liammcnicholas918 Thats a horrible argument honestly. Most games with the feature for voice chat will have it off by default and even if not you can just disable it. Just because you personally wouldn't want the feature who how you put it "kids yelling at you" (which isn't a common scenario as you think it is btw), doesn't mean other people won't want it.

    • @Wiki1184
      @Wiki1184 3 года назад +3

      @@liammcnicholas918
      I mean, hasn’t a mute/silence voice chat option been a thing since they introduction to voice chat?

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 3 года назад +8

    Why did they upload that trailer? It was literally the exact same trailer they put out in 2018, but with a few tiny things added. What was the point?

  • @ballisticboo7808
    @ballisticboo7808 3 года назад +40

    Gotta love Mario hitting a ? block just to reveal another, shiner ? block

    • @soyuznavy
      @soyuznavy 3 года назад

      WHAT IF HE HITS THE SHINIER ONE

  • @FransenYT
    @FransenYT 3 года назад +26

    I love how they show Mario 35, when it dies next week. Very good video intro

  • @Medineer_Gaming
    @Medineer_Gaming 3 года назад +68

    What Nintendo says:
    More games
    More features
    More fun
    Nintendo in reality:
    More money
    More money
    More money
    (Pointed out by blue yoshi guy) more money

    • @atre5763
      @atre5763 3 года назад +7

      Just like every other fucking company!!

    • @thomasedwardharrison2879
      @thomasedwardharrison2879 3 года назад +11

      EA: Good Goooood let the greed flow through you

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 3 года назад +2

      @@thomasedwardharrison2879 I love that Star Wars reference it’s pretty clever.

    • @thomasedwardharrison2879
      @thomasedwardharrison2879 3 года назад +1

      @@Blue-Apple-fc9eo thanks

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 3 года назад +1

      @@thomasedwardharrison2879 you welcome #DONTLETNINTENDOTURNINTOEA2.0

  • @normalusername2644
    @normalusername2644 3 года назад +6

    As Luigi says, she sells sea shells on the seashore, but the value of the seashells will fall. Due to the laws of supply and demand. No one wants to buy shells cause there’s loads on the sand. Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity.
    Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see.
    Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 года назад +3

    (1:30) I've been following Nintendo UK, and I did recognise that video. It's basically been dubbed to American; and it took them 2 years.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 3 года назад +20

    The only good thing to come out of this is that Nintendo isn’t going to use their Windows 98 servers anymore and actually get better Wi-Fi... even if it’s just slightly.

    • @crazyplushguy2890
      @crazyplushguy2890 3 года назад +5

      Windows 98 servers would be an upgrade.

    • @arashitempesta
      @arashitempesta 3 года назад +4

      @Tavryn Woodburry-Allgair so far only MH rise is using NPLN, most likely they won't even bother retroactively implementing it. if they do props to them, better late than never.

    • @PeanutTechno
      @PeanutTechno 3 года назад +1

      As someone who grew up with my Dad's Windows 98, this got me to laugh. I remember having to use a cord to connect to the internet, the dialup sounds...it was kinda neat as a kid.
      Then I realize that the quality I got for the 2 times I used Nintendo internet was almost *worse* than that.

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 3 года назад +1

      As TheMike0085 pointed out,the severs got nothing to do with the onlines suckness,it’s the netcode and connection

  • @evanorsomething909
    @evanorsomething909 3 года назад +62

    Nintendo: Everybody’s favorite least favorite company!

    • @manboi1794
      @manboi1794 3 года назад +18

      I think EA is much more deserving of that title but Nintendo is definitely starting to become that.

    • @dontreadthiscomment3026
      @dontreadthiscomment3026 3 года назад +2

      Yeah Nintendo recently has become a lot more scummy

    • @exetone
      @exetone 3 года назад +7

      @@manboi1794 no, EA is no ones favourite anything

    • @evanorsomething909
      @evanorsomething909 3 года назад

      @@manboi1794 fair.

    • @rohanrodrigues7115
      @rohanrodrigues7115 3 года назад +1

      @@dontreadthiscomment3026 and pray tell without saying drift, online and $60 price tags, are they scummy?

  • @roryrainbow77
    @roryrainbow77 3 года назад +7

    How many of you knew that when Nintendo added the NSO logo to the home screen, they also added a feature that was default to on letting GOOGLE see what you're doing on your switch through their online service to spy on consumers.
    You also have to turn this off in both your switch settings and the settings inside the NSO app seperately if you don't want this. Ain't that something

    • @MDGOLD
      @MDGOLD 3 года назад +1

      Wtf i didn't knew jack crap about that

  • @davey_rulez7301
    @davey_rulez7301 3 года назад +5

    Paid online services are a blight on the video game industry. There's no reason why I should have to pay $20 per year for Mario Maker and Smash Bros. online when those were free on the Wii U, and there's no reason why I should have to effectively rent a collection of NES and SNES games when the Wii had virtual console with even more NES and SNES games, plus N64 and several non-Nintendo systems, 15 fucking years ago.

  • @akayysworld
    @akayysworld 3 года назад +10

    I'll never forget that Nintendo servers were LITERALLY running on windows 95 until a couple months ago

    • @TheMike0088
      @TheMike0088 3 года назад

      They actually weren't. I dislike switch online as much as the next person, but lets not spread misinformation.
      Nintendo is in the process of replacing a multiplayer system they've used up till now that is about 18-19 years old, and thus, splatoon 2 has an unused check in its programming to see if said system was running on windows 98, but that does not mean that the nintendo servers themselves are running windows 95/98, it just indicates that the program is old enough that it would be able to run on 98.

    • @akayysworld
      @akayysworld 3 года назад

      @@TheMike0088 that's really not that much better

    • @TheMike0088
      @TheMike0088 3 года назад

      ​@@akayysworldYou kidding? Its not GOOD, but its leagues better than the servers running on extremely outdated OS. Matter of fact, the servers have very little to do with switch online - they just do the matchmaking. The rest is P2P, meaning the quality of the online experience is purely based on netcode and the connection quality of the people taking part in the online experience. Therefore, the age of the system used for the matchmaking servers has little to no impact on the quality of the online services. Be (rightfully) angry at switch online all you want, but be angry for the right reasons.
      I don't know much about other online games as I'm really more of a singleplayer kinda guy, but when it comes to smash, the netcode is actually okay (though far from amazing). The main problem that makes it to where a lot of online matches are laggy as fuck lies with the fact that the threshold for internet stability where the game doesn't let you play online is WAY too low. If they raised that, yes you might not be able to play smash online if you got shitty-ass comcast internet, or you might have to buy a LAN adapter to make sure your connection is more stable, but that would ensure that the quality of online matches would increase DRASTICALLY.

  • @hieveryonemynameiskermit4109
    @hieveryonemynameiskermit4109 3 года назад +5

    Fans: What inspired you to make a paid online service that often still lags and doesn't work a lot of the time?
    Nintendo: *Money*

  • @mardiman641
    @mardiman641 7 месяцев назад +3

    Ok wheres the re-upload? March 25th has passed and you promised to re-upload this 3 years later, the deadline past a month and a half ago

  • @ruthlesskiwi6545
    @ruthlesskiwi6545 3 года назад +3

    My favorite change with the trailers is that the dude says “you can still play with friends even if you are away” instead of “apart” the one word difference killed me

  • @sayonarasth6442
    @sayonarasth6442 3 года назад +2

    4:42 IntroSpecktive in a video made on March 25th, 2021: Just give me BOTW 2 already.
    Nintendo: changes the sequels release date from 2022 to 2038.

  • @emii-olii3596
    @emii-olii3596 3 года назад +6

    I don't use a calendar to keep track of the year, I check the nintendo youtube channel

  • @liamhall6702
    @liamhall6702 3 года назад +39

    Nintendo games: as good as brawl meta knight
    Nintendo fan service: worse than little macs recovery

    • @tuluflulu
      @tuluflulu 3 года назад +1

      Games: Little Mac on the ground. Practices: Little Mac in the air without an up B.

  • @Ian-fi7co
    @Ian-fi7co 3 года назад +19

    Bruh the ad I just got for Afk Arena was better quality than Nintendo's online.

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage2785 3 года назад +18

    IntroSpecktive: Nintendo Online is still horrible
    Ah yes, The floor is made out of floor

  • @SnesySnas
    @SnesySnas 3 года назад +2

    Is it me or did they remove the video? I can't find it on the Nintendo youtube channel

  • @thomasingram1727
    @thomasingram1727 3 года назад +2

    That title is a "no shit sherlock" moment

  • @jesurpy2401
    @jesurpy2401 3 года назад +4

    2:54: "Is 20 dollars a year a lot?"
    Venezuelans: Well...

    • @braziliantsar
      @braziliantsar 3 года назад

      I'm not even sure if they sell Switchs there, it probably costs a million. Here in Brazil, the online costs 100 bucks.

    • @jesurpy2401
      @jesurpy2401 3 года назад +1

      @@braziliantsar I'm telling you Venezuela is not as techonologically backward as many people thinks, however our economy is a total mess, something as simple as a bread is near to a milion Bolivars (actual Soberan Bolivars at least) so yes, Switches are sold here and they cost like half a billion bolivars (i think)

    • @Soup-man
      @Soup-man 3 года назад

      @@braziliantsar Damn. That fucking sucks

  • @smudgybard8983
    @smudgybard8983 3 года назад +7

    Payed online shouldn't even exist in the first place. Everything they said about needing to run servers was a lie. And in the rare case that they actually do run a server for a game they can make the money from the sales of the game. It's so cheap to host a server nowadays. All three consoles have no excuses.

    • @holdenchambers3986
      @holdenchambers3986 3 года назад +1

      I dissagree that microsoft and sony don't have a reason to charge for their service. With the amount of free games and other content you get from them and the fact their services work.

    • @smudgybard8983
      @smudgybard8983 3 года назад +3

      @@holdenchambers3986 Ok, that’s a good point but we have to look at this from multiple perspectives. On the PS3 PlayStation plus used to be its own service. They only added online because they saw that Microsoft was getting away with it. I know for a fact that the online on the PS3 works just fine even though it was free. I don’t think “the fact that it works is a good point.”

    • @smudgybard8983
      @smudgybard8983 3 года назад +4

      @@holdenchambers3986 What I’m trying to say is that not everyone cares about the free games and stuff. And plus online play shouldn’t even be a part of these services. They should just be their own thing. Because at the end of the day. You are essentially paying Microsoft and Sony $60 yearly to use your own internet that you already pay for. It should be free.

  • @plestern08
    @plestern08 3 года назад +4

    "Nintendo Switch online is bad"
    "5 Minute Crafts is horrible"

  • @yanderepotato5636
    @yanderepotato5636 3 года назад +1

    Nintendo online: wait its all garbage?
    Always has been

  • @CazDad
    @CazDad 9 месяцев назад +2

    “Almost nothing has changed” I think you mean literally nothing has changed even 3 years after this video was uploaded

  • @ouattack
    @ouattack 3 года назад +3

    They swapped out Mario 35 for Pac-Man 99. How did they fix the trailer?
    They reuploaded it again.
    After only two weeks.

  • @blackmaninsuit7268
    @blackmaninsuit7268 3 года назад +9

    Things just never change eh

  • @lonetigerx
    @lonetigerx 3 года назад +6

    that stupid snes controller is not even available, i just checked...

  • @hitkid2456
    @hitkid2456 3 года назад +1

    WTF are they thinking, for such a success, having such a dismal service? Compare the Dreamcast's own dismal performance but superior service two decades ago... I mean they frickin' had a BROWSER.

  • @HeWhoJivesWithChives
    @HeWhoJivesWithChives 3 года назад +2

    "Nintendo Switch Online Is Horrible"
    "Ah yes, water is still wet"

  • @mysticraven3
    @mysticraven3 3 года назад +3

    Bruh I knew something was off...like they really showed Arms and thought we wouldn't notice.

  • @WolfishMule
    @WolfishMule 3 года назад +31

    Adding Nintendo online getting better to my list of things that will never happen.

  • @Trevmoose05
    @Trevmoose05 3 года назад +9

    It’s just... I’m in awe at this point. They have to know, right? They have to have seen the dislikes and angry comments. I’m just dumbfounded.

    • @budewthirtyfive
      @budewthirtyfive 3 года назад +3

      thing is, all that is NOA, who have no control over nintendo, they only do publicity, so unless the people in japan actually take notice and care enough, nothing’s gonna change

    • @TheMike0088
      @TheMike0088 3 года назад +5

      I'm sure they know, but especially in times like these, people wanna be able to play games like smash or mario kart online, so a LOT of people are gonna pay for the service, no matter how shitty it is.

    • @FatedHandJonathon
      @FatedHandJonathon 3 года назад +4

      Oh, they definitely know. They are just fully and completely convinced that they know better than us. It's a central part of their corporate culture and has been for decades. I think it's best characterized in this quote by Reggie Fils-Aimé, regarding the massive backlash against Nintendo's disdain for indie developers and refusal to allow them onto the Wii U:
      "And yeah, I've seen all the reports and all the reaction, but candidly, the reaction is by folks who don't understand the nature of the business."
      They are so unshakeably certain in the rightness of their path that any dissent, no matter how loud or unanimous, must certainly be the ravings of fanatics and fools. So they disregard it.

    • @ZenieAzure
      @ZenieAzure 3 года назад

      @@FatedHandJonathon Can't say I'm surprised on the mindset when despite all this they're still mad successful, even more so over the past few years with the Switch itself.

    • @FatedHandJonathon
      @FatedHandJonathon 3 года назад +1

      @@ZenieAzure All too accurate, I suppose. It's incredibly frustrating to watch them consistently get away with their increasingly absurd level of arrogance.

  • @renecup7260
    @renecup7260 3 года назад +2

    For the 20 dollar service, it's sometimes even more expensive than the game it self. Among us, for example. For a 20 dollar subscriptions, you can buy 4 Among us copies(on steam, on mobile it's free). Some games, require online to enjoy, mainly because the main thing is multiplayer.

  • @power-backinblack
    @power-backinblack 3 года назад +1

    I'm gonna say it. Greatest youtuber eva! You and Scott the woz should be besties. Bet it would be beyond epic

  • @shimmers024
    @shimmers024 3 года назад +10

    - The count is now 9.7k likes and 15k dislikes (3/27)
    - 10k likes and 19k dislikes (3/31)
    - lol I think they deleted the vid (4/03)
    I will keep updating 🙃

    • @stripedrajang3571
      @stripedrajang3571 3 года назад +1

      Wow. I didn't think Nintendo would ever take down a video.

  • @Starlightnova111
    @Starlightnova111 3 года назад +7

    I'm planning on buying Cuphead tomorrow morning and I've been trying to avoid spoilers for months.
    Then the intro music hits.

  • @MrMoustache144
    @MrMoustache144 3 года назад +4

    Oh Nintendo they get away with this trash because they actually have quality games and they know they can not try and people will tolerate it

  • @memorableman3709
    @memorableman3709 3 года назад +2

    If Satoru Iwata could see what Nintendo has become in the present day, his heart would shatter into pieces... Sure, Nintendo switch was a smash hit console, and it has fantastic games. But man, Nintendo is just becoming less and less consumer friendly as of late.
    Good job intro, as always. I respect your hard work, im glad you are back. Keep up the good stuff.

  • @DjayT.
    @DjayT. 3 года назад +2

    "No shit, Sherlock"
    *cries of disappointment *

  • @a_person172
    @a_person172 3 года назад +3

    This comment was posted on April 8 and Nintendo already re uploaded another Nintendo switch online trailer lol

  • @raider4341
    @raider4341 3 года назад +4

    THEY REUPLOADED IT AGAIN...

  • @sethgob5591
    @sethgob5591 3 года назад +3

    HEYYYYY INTROOOOOO

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 3 года назад +2

    “Nintendo online is still horrible”
    The floor is indeed still made out of floor

  • @jakek6090
    @jakek6090 3 года назад +2

    I bet even when Splatoon 3 is released there will still be "A communication error has occurred"

  • @themediaangel7413
    @themediaangel7413 3 года назад +5

    We really need to do something about this. We keep letting them get away with this.

  • @toututu2993
    @toututu2993 2 года назад +4

    More pay
    More limits
    More pain

  • @hotcocoabomb_
    @hotcocoabomb_ 3 года назад +3

    I feel like the fact that Sony has given me the feeling of Nintendo magic more than Nintendo in 2020 days it all

  • @loganlogan9433
    @loganlogan9433 3 года назад +2

    3:33, Pro controller is actually $70, $60 if you’re lucky😔

  • @notsofunny9651
    @notsofunny9651 3 года назад +1

    After almost five years we still don’t have a single Earthbound game on the NES or SNES online...the pain THE PAIN!

    • @DeanStuff
      @DeanStuff 3 года назад

      George Shaw It’s not coming

  • @kiowaharrell
    @kiowaharrell 3 года назад +2

    I've always said Nintendo is years ahead in gaming hardware innovation but years behind in common gaming practices

  • @ArkhamMaster.
    @ArkhamMaster. 3 года назад +10

    If he re uploads this he needs to use footage from Smash 4 and have a different person there aswell to talk about it

  • @ryomahoshi643
    @ryomahoshi643 3 года назад +3

    Every time Nintendo re uploads the trailer, your lifespan decreases by 5 years

  • @PKFALLS
    @PKFALLS 3 года назад +2

    im glad someone finally noticed that the themes form he 3DS should come back on switch

  • @norsechipmunk
    @norsechipmunk 3 года назад +2

    aaaaaaand Shokio was right all along. Not only is the Switch Online horrible but also UNACCEPTABLE. There is absolutely no excuse for Nintendo's online service for being this dry, barebones, unstable and pisspoor.

  • @akarp5904
    @akarp5904 3 года назад +6

    *going into the new online video*
    "Lets see what they did"
    *sees like and dislike ratio*
    "Oh...oh noooooo"

  • @estebanbarnwell5482
    @estebanbarnwell5482 3 года назад +3

    Lol it was deleted
    Edit: it was reuploaded. The only thing that is different is that the added PAC-MAN 99 at the end, replacing Super Mario Battle Royale

  • @sliversheep9753
    @sliversheep9753 3 года назад +3

    Nintendo would be more popular if the online services weren't paid like they were before. Don't be like Xbox and Playstation, Paid Membership is getting out of hand... No money for you Nintendo.

  • @ShadwSonic
    @ShadwSonic 3 года назад +1

    You know what I'd really like as far as base system features go? The ability to create folders.
    This was something we had on 3DS and Wii U, so why isn't it on Switch? Would certainly make navigating my library of games much more convenient. Heck, I know this because PS4 _does_ have folders while sporting a similar menu, and practically everything I've put on the console has gone into one of those or another!

  • @justhavingfunbackhere5574
    @justhavingfunbackhere5574 3 года назад +2

    It got reuploaded again 8 hours ago

  • @oomi9030
    @oomi9030 3 года назад +3

    Nintendo reuploaded the same goddamn video again

  • @AlexRocks80s
    @AlexRocks80s 3 года назад +3

    They dont have voice chat or a message system to try to make friends. I hate that I need discord or whatever else, its so annoying and unnecessary. Oh and you still get cheaters online, no way to report offensive names. So stupid and backwards

  • @oscar1012
    @oscar1012 3 года назад +5

    Nintendo switch online is revolutionary, The Last of Us Part 2 was an innovation in storytelling, and Jonesy from fortnite deserves to be in Smash

    • @milotic4243
      @milotic4243 3 года назад +1

      Right, and this comment is overrated.

    • @heccme3975
      @heccme3975 3 года назад

      Oh no

  • @joshhorn8283
    @joshhorn8283 4 месяца назад

    4:31 You cross the line Nintendo!
    4:33 You CROSS the line!

  • @Maxwellmoxxine
    @Maxwellmoxxine 3 года назад +1

    I mean having to pay just to play with people online is criminal