Nintendo is Losing Its Mind.

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @IntroSpecktive
    @IntroSpecktive  4 года назад +1040

    Black Friday Offer: 50% OFF GMG Performance Blue Light Glasses: gmg-performance.com/pages/Int... offer good until November 30th!
    Sorry I haven't uploaded in 3 weeks, its mainly because I haven't uploaded.

    • @Foulowe59
      @Foulowe59 4 года назад +6

      Np(lol)🙃👍

    • @elidarling9681
      @elidarling9681 4 года назад +47

      Ah yes the floor here is made out of floor

    • @Peaman42
      @Peaman42 4 года назад +17

      NOT UPLOADING IS NO EXCUSE FOR NOT UPLOADING jk

    • @Nufcarmy2024
      @Nufcarmy2024 4 года назад

      nice

    • @chrisdgafff
      @chrisdgafff 4 года назад +8

      Nintendo will go bankrupt in 2024. I’m from the Future..

  • @averypatrick5279
    @averypatrick5279 4 года назад +5745

    For real though, Sakurai is basically the only face we see from Nintendo anymore.

    • @aquaduud
      @aquaduud 4 года назад +106

      @@Handwritinghelp no he doesnt

    • @aquaduud
      @aquaduud 4 года назад +176

      @@Handwritinghelp everyone hated nintendo for that since we all knew he didnt chose her

    • @RinZDR
      @RinZDR 4 года назад +378

      @@aquaduud Remember the triggered boomers saying smash was ruined when steve came out? Me neither.

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 года назад +26

      @@aquaduud *choose

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 4 года назад +49

      @@Handwritinghelp I mean, to whom else would people voice their concerns when there's only one face?

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 4 года назад +680

    Like Dunkey said, "Nintendo knows how to make games, and nothing else".

    • @duckway4733
      @duckway4733 4 года назад +57

      Actually, they also know how to piss you off and ignore you.

    • @tomatelord8126
      @tomatelord8126 4 года назад +2

      @@duckway4733 they ignore their fans

    • @CaliCosmicGal
      @CaliCosmicGal 4 года назад +23

      They know how to take care of their employees remember when they took and pushed the reales date for animal crossing new horizons just so those who worked on it wouldn’t have to much stress?

    • @oneofthekindscarf8612
      @oneofthekindscarf8612 4 года назад +15

      @@CaliCosmicGal Now if only they cared for competitive smash like that

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 4 года назад +13

      @@CaliCosmicGal ,honestly, that alone makes them better than 90% of large businesses, granted, that is not a very high bar but after seeing how Disney treats it's employees I'll have it.

  • @Tarkus_H
    @Tarkus_H 4 года назад +2416

    They sure got pretty cocky after having just pulled themselves out of the hole of the Wii U era.

    • @iglirrationalgameleague7870
      @iglirrationalgameleague7870 4 года назад +34

      69 likes. No need to thank me.

    • @orlad.hunter3344
      @orlad.hunter3344 4 года назад +8

      Not really but ok go off

    • @zant41
      @zant41 4 года назад +37

      Ok borderline authoritarian

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 4 года назад +89

      @@orlad.hunter3344 Yes really but ok

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 года назад +2

      @@iglirrationalgameleague7870 268 now dont like for funny number sake it is pointless k byeee

  • @BurntToast69
    @BurntToast69 4 года назад +1076

    Iwata:”No game console should ever have pay to play online”
    Nintendo in 2019:lmao who said that again?

    • @michael2093
      @michael2093 4 года назад +5

      Possibly the worst nintendo president there ever was... Nintendo went from the leader in gaming to a company for children and family. If it weren't for him nintendo might still be boss.

    • @tristandpc
      @tristandpc 4 года назад +139

      ​@@michael2093 ??? Satoru Iwata was president from 2002 to 2015. He presided over the gamecube, wii and wiiU. Sure, the wiiU may not have been that great, but both the wii and gamecube are excellent consoles. There were poor decisions, yes, but for the most part he was a good president. There's a reason why he is so well respected.
      And I don't understand what you mean by them having turned into a company for children and family. Kids have always been their primary audience.

    • @sperryyoungerjr.3985
      @sperryyoungerjr.3985 4 года назад +67

      @@tristandpc Don't forget, 2002 to 2015 was also the era for the GBA, DS, and 3DS.

    • @tristandpc
      @tristandpc 4 года назад +9

      @@sperryyoungerjr.3985 Indeed.

    • @marzipancutter8144
      @marzipancutter8144 4 года назад +53

      @@michael2093 Even the WiiU is still better than the switch in most regards. Like actually being able to communicate with the people you friended in any capacity.

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 4 года назад +2310

    If Nintendo REALLY wanted to stop emulation, then they should stop giving people reasons TO emulate their games.

    • @sir_gort
      @sir_gort 4 года назад +252

      Indeed. Make products like older games and systems more available.

    • @dragytd717
      @dragytd717 4 года назад +214

      @@sir_gort And make the older games actually worth the price.

    • @ghostbull1166
      @ghostbull1166 4 года назад +26

      Big facts

    • @robletch123
      @robletch123 4 года назад +36

      I mean they have a reason for people to not emulate them. Being that it's illegal if you don't own an original copy of the game, you know I think that's a pretty valid reason

    • @Amaling
      @Amaling 4 года назад +103

      Yeah, compare the Xbox Series X with full backwards compatibility to Nintendo’s shambles, it’s ridiculous

  • @cerabrii398
    @cerabrii398 4 года назад +654

    Me: How am I supposed to play FF7 if my joycons are completely broken?
    My Friend: Emulator
    Nintendo: You're both making things up

    • @soulsilvergamer5225
      @soulsilvergamer5225 4 года назад +12

      Best fricken comment ever lol

    • @boopergoober
      @boopergoober 4 года назад +1

      @Daniel Franco My left joycon has mild drift but I mostly use my pro-con so who cares. Although the price of the pro-con is stupid, I got my on sale

    • @brandonwilliams6119
      @brandonwilliams6119 4 года назад +1

      Why not play the FF7 remake? Unless you prefer the original.

    • @cerabrii398
      @cerabrii398 4 года назад

      @@brandonwilliams6119 Because the original was cheaper lol

    • @fivesidedpixels4991
      @fivesidedpixels4991 4 года назад +1

      Brandon Williams FF7R seems to be more like a sequel (storywise) so it can’t fully replace to original. Plus no one knows when the next parts of the remake will release

  • @moved9418
    @moved9418 4 года назад +1164

    Maybe game piracy wouldn't be such a problem if Nintendo actually rereleased games people want, localized games people want, and didnt do limted releases.
    Edit: Intro might have to make a part 2 to this since Nintendo has messed up even more in the past week.

    • @jet_setsonic794
      @jet_setsonic794 4 года назад +16

      PREACH!!!

    • @pizzatime9261
      @pizzatime9261 4 года назад +46

      And then they do that and we all complain because they're not fully remade. Either that or we complain that "we've already played these, why won't you make new games, Nintendo?"

    • @Brandi-xc2pk
      @Brandi-xc2pk 4 года назад +79

      @@pizzatime9261 you cant please everyone, but as long as you dont have too many re released games taking up the slots of new games, i would think that would be the best way to do it, as long as the only mistakes are nitpicks it shouldnt be worrying

    • @keithnicolas3097
      @keithnicolas3097 4 года назад +3

      Same can be said for ps5 scalpers

    • @garburias
      @garburias 4 года назад +7

      And sell some game at reasonable price

  • @tophatyt970
    @tophatyt970 4 года назад +420

    Nintendo: here's our games on a old version with no bonus.
    Us: ok it still ok.
    Nintendo: and its limited.
    Us: *triggered* ok what about the drift.
    Nintendo: what drift?

    • @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809
      @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809 4 года назад +26

      And it is 60 $/€
      And it doesn't contain _Super Mario Galaxy 2_
      And it doesn't contain the DS Version of _Super Mario 64_
      And for todays standards all games together shouldn't cost beyond 40 - 45 bucks
      And you will never again get your precious Virtual Consol back for... I don't know, some reason?

    • @Aranethon2021
      @Aranethon2021 4 года назад +5

      For real, I was trying to play Mario 64 earlier today, and it was so infuriating trying to walk across the plank at the top of wet dry world thanks to the drift...

    • @tophatyt970
      @tophatyt970 4 года назад +4

      @@Aranethon2021 that's very true

    • @MidnightCapricorn2696
      @MidnightCapricorn2696 4 года назад +4

      And there's also the first official localised FE1... which is also limited to the same day, and not till AFTER the 31st anniversary on 4/20/2021.

    • @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214
      @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 4 года назад +2

      @@Aranethon2021 i really wish playing with the Drift wasnt my First Experience with this Amazing game......

  • @brokenearth7079
    @brokenearth7079 4 года назад +351

    I love how everyone lost their minds when Sakurai switched his sword into a pickaxe

    • @j_y06
      @j_y06 4 года назад +4

      Lmao fr. Though you can always get one of those pickaxe sword things-

    • @PokeNarutard
      @PokeNarutard 4 года назад +34

      @@j_y06 i wasnt looking at the screen at that time but i heard the sound and i thought sakurai cocked a gun

    • @sgt.marcus1879
      @sgt.marcus1879 4 года назад +9

      it was the most legendary thing that ever happened this year

    • @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd2719
      @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd2719 4 года назад +1

      I actually have one of those
      I got it at 5 below lmao

    • @McMannigan
      @McMannigan 4 года назад +2

      @@j_y06 But have you ever seen an image as powerful as Sakurai with a Minecraft Diamond Sword that can transform into a pickaxe?

  • @FigureFarter
    @FigureFarter 4 года назад +1033

    My left joy con's drift: Oh no, mesa disappearing

    • @Traumachu
      @Traumachu 4 года назад

      Underrated comment

    • @inaki8014
      @inaki8014 4 года назад +1

      Se volvió paraguayo

    • @periclescomoeddie5215
      @periclescomoeddie5215 4 года назад +2

      It’s so weird, my left Joy Con’s drift disappeared and then a drift in my right Joy Con appeared.

    • @MewTheGamer
      @MewTheGamer 4 года назад

      @@DRoop-xi2xo y]yddtdr

    • @GerultZRivivy
      @GerultZRivivy 4 года назад +1

      BRUUUUH I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH THE SAME JOYCON

  • @leftie5205
    @leftie5205 4 года назад +2502

    I think this video shows us all how much of an impact people like Reggie made on Nintendo as a company

    • @trueblueryu5713
      @trueblueryu5713 4 года назад +355

      I agree with that, but we can’t exactly pretend that there weren’t any problems during the Reggie years. A lot of the Smash 4 and RUclips controversies happened during that era. Not saying he was directly responsible for them, I’m just saying he didn’t make the company perfect.

    • @rodrigomorales563
      @rodrigomorales563 4 года назад +175

      @@trueblueryu5713 no company is perfect

    • @adoorknobfella
      @adoorknobfella 4 года назад +35

      Thank you Tetris, you showed the gratitude to Reggie.

    • @michaelmorales1475
      @michaelmorales1475 4 года назад +158

      *Okay, that's all the time I've got, I gotta get back to playing "Animal Crossing: New Horizons" on my Nintendo Switch.*

    • @chaoz1994
      @chaoz1994 4 года назад +43

      Damn it i still miss him

  • @StrangerOnTheWeb
    @StrangerOnTheWeb 4 года назад +139

    The lack of competition has made Nintendo cocky

    • @Bustednuts.
      @Bustednuts. 4 года назад +16

      I think its pretty funny how one of they're biggest competitors was their fault

    • @jokx4409
      @jokx4409 4 года назад

      @@Bustednuts. what are you referring to?

    • @randomforester_462
      @randomforester_462 4 года назад +7

      @@jokx4409 I can't remember the finer points, but the story goes like this: The playstation (or rather it's disc reading feature) was meant as an addon to the nintendo 64, but was cut due to some issues. Sony not feeling like throwing their work in the trash made the playstation.
      Edit: Actually, they where devoping a console, not an addon.

    • @jokx4409
      @jokx4409 4 года назад

      @@randomforester_462 I know that, I just didn't know they were referring to what company.

    • @coverandoacasa
      @coverandoacasa 3 года назад

      well, nintendo has NO contest against sony and even microsoft.

  • @llechium
    @llechium 4 года назад +1102

    _ugh._
    Nintendo's acting like that sibling you can't stand up to nor reason with.

    • @llechium
      @llechium 4 года назад +28

      @H1Spy I relate to every word of your reply, but I also hope you're doing okay.

    • @ubern00bkye
      @ubern00bkye 4 года назад +13

      @H1Spy you can curse on comments

    • @newfirerock2486
      @newfirerock2486 4 года назад +13

      @H1Spy that was oddly specific

    • @Emmanuel_Rocha
      @Emmanuel_Rocha 4 года назад +2

      Sure you can. Don't buy the games or the consoles. Play them on the PC. They work just fine.

    • @deewompost2470
      @deewompost2470 4 года назад +1

      @H1Spy you ok man, I can give you my discord so we can talk if it's ok.

  • @sidg868
    @sidg868 4 года назад +926

    Nintendo: "Joycon drift hasn't caused any inconvenience to any player"
    Me, who is unable to select the game I want to play due to Joycon drift:

    • @scarletsapphic
      @scarletsapphic 4 года назад +57

      Me when my smash characters really liked tilt attacks:

    • @Higgs_Stranded
      @Higgs_Stranded 4 года назад +37

      NO! I DONT WANT TO PLAY DELTARUNE I WANT TO PLAY MARIO PARTY! (This happened to me once)

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 года назад +4

      theres plenty of third party controllers that arent expensive at all, if you can afford multiple games and a $300 console i think you can get a $15 wired controller. Just saying, its a problem, but it shouldn't be such a big problem that you cant even select a game.
      Also, Nintendo never said that. They acknowledge that joycon drift exists just dont want to do anything about it because that costs money.

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 4 года назад

      @@Yipper64 I literally got my Ipega controller in a Key Master Mall Machine.
      I am good on them.

    • @taiphonix9232
      @taiphonix9232 4 года назад +1

      Tip to select games :Part of the nintendo switch is touch screen like selecting games .Use this.

  • @omeryousuf9333
    @omeryousuf9333 4 года назад +3253

    there is no joy con drift in ba sing say
    “Doug Bowser has invited u to lake loagai”

  • @jgcodes2020
    @jgcodes2020 4 года назад +293

    when doug bowser leaves we can say "so long-eh bowser"

  • @opadrip
    @opadrip 4 года назад +611

    Nintendo: "Joycon drift doesn't exist."
    My Joycons: Oh boy guess I'm all fixed now.

    • @michaelmorales1475
      @michaelmorales1475 4 года назад +11

      Put them in Rice.

    • @christopherpho9424
      @christopherpho9424 4 года назад +16

      Damn, time to hop on Mario kart and see if I can finally turn left now.

    • @TheLegoMaster261
      @TheLegoMaster261 4 года назад +13

      Nintendo never denied the existence of joycon drift, that came from a random Redditor that you were too gullible to believe. Nintendo’s president even publicly acknowledged and apologized joycon drift. Don’t believe everything you see or hear on the internet.

    • @BronzeKnight17
      @BronzeKnight17 4 года назад +15

      @@TheLegoMaster261 then why havent they fixed it

    • @youtubewanderer3347
      @youtubewanderer3347 4 года назад +19

      @@TheLegoMaster261 the problem is that they refuse to fix it

  • @keeb8088
    @keeb8088 4 года назад +861

    "Joy-Con drift hasn't caused anyone any inconvenience."
    Nintendo, I have been left screaming because I can't walk right in your game Super Smash Bros.

    • @duckway4733
      @duckway4733 4 года назад +10

      I don't have a switch yet, but I have experienced some drift with my gamecube controller, and yeah, it's annoying as hell. It's repairable on the gamecube tho, but not on the switch's joy cons, so just imagining the fact that it isn't repairable for the joy cons infuriates me.

    • @ogpk3
      @ogpk3 4 года назад +30

      @@duckway4733 it is repairable and pretty easy and cheap but its not right that we have to do it and nintendo acting like its not real

    • @duckway4733
      @duckway4733 4 года назад +1

      @@ogpk3 ah right i gotcha

    • @resean2727
      @resean2727 4 года назад +5

      @@duckway4733 you can send it to Nintendo for them to fix it for free, I did that recently with my joycons and they work good now. Still is pretty inconvenient though.

    • @bur091
      @bur091 4 года назад

      And I can't pass darker side because I keep falling of the stage, the drift goes to the directions that I never use

  • @NottJoeyOfficial
    @NottJoeyOfficial 4 года назад +980

    Nintendo: Game piracy is a worsening problem!
    Also Nintendo: After March 2021, piracy will be the only way to play Super Mario 3D All Stars on the Switch.

    • @Zeldinion
      @Zeldinion 4 года назад +41

      Actually you will *PROBABLY* be able to buy them separately after march

    • @dwdadevil
      @dwdadevil 4 года назад +15

      @@Zeldinion Source?

    • @Zeldinion
      @Zeldinion 4 года назад +2

      @@dwdadevil ruclips.net/video/u-O35SCBc0Y/видео.html

    • @michaelmorales1475
      @michaelmorales1475 4 года назад +4

      So you can't play it again if you own the cartridge?

    • @NottJoeyOfficial
      @NottJoeyOfficial 4 года назад +5

      @@michaelmorales1475 You can, so I guess the only way to be able to play it will be piracy or paying scalpers on eBay for the game. Still just as bad.

  • @OmegaMemeBoss
    @OmegaMemeBoss 4 года назад +491

    Nintendo fans after Nintendo basically says that Joy con drift doesn’t exist:
    *”What if it was all just a dream?”*

    • @diegobrando2750
      @diegobrando2750 4 года назад +5

      DIIIOO- shit, wrong vampire...

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor 4 года назад +3

      But it's never been proven that Nintendo actually said that condraft wasn't a problem though? The guys who are sueing Nintendo just stated that it seems Nintendo don't think it's a problem as they meant more about the fact that Nintendo has never gone on record to acknowledge the underlying problem of condrift and actually try to fix their controllers, basically making it seem like they don't care, but Nintendo has never straight out said it theirselves that they don't think it's a problem, it's such a huge misconception because the news journalists failed to read between the lines of what those guys actually meant.
      Now, the fact Nintendo aren't addressing the problem and trying to fix it like they should is still stupid, but let's not put words into people's mouth without actual evidences to back it up, because that's how misinformation is spread.

    • @Seankoops
      @Seankoops 4 года назад

      👀💧

    • @Salmonwithfeet
      @Salmonwithfeet 4 года назад +2

      "what if we get pro controllers?"
      nintendo: haha £45 lmao hand it over

  • @spof7795
    @spof7795 4 года назад +618

    A wise man once said, “Nintendo sucks at marketing but know how to make a game.”

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 4 года назад +37

      But terrible online services

    • @n1njahawkssecondchannel84
      @n1njahawkssecondchannel84 4 года назад +4

      Unfortunately not as good as they used to be

    • @tomatelord8126
      @tomatelord8126 4 года назад +2

      @@jaimeg309 use a gamer pc istead of the online service of Nintendo

    • @nikosaurus4238
      @nikosaurus4238 4 года назад +5

      And that man was actually a donkey

    • @hwstar9416
      @hwstar9416 4 года назад +2

      They only make good games SOMETIMES, sometimes they're meh.

  • @Top_Nepper
    @Top_Nepper 4 года назад +186

    Sega may make debateably worse games but man do they make great business practices (hiring fans to make Sonic Mania). Nintendo could learn a lot from them.

    • @burgeridiot
      @burgeridiot 4 года назад +17

      i mean, sega also has phantasy star online which is literally their secondary money fountain.

    • @thomasedwardharrison2879
      @thomasedwardharrison2879 4 года назад +3

      Nintendo is too arrogant to do that

    • @HavenMarches
      @HavenMarches 4 года назад +9

      @DØN#2Ø20 Nintendo can still learn from Sega.

    • @Kurameno
      @Kurameno 4 года назад +7

      Nintendo and Sega feel like polar opposites

    • @sonicandres2
      @sonicandres2 4 года назад +6

      The only reason sonic mania was developed by Whitehead is cause we’d bitch if it wasn’t. The ports were excellently done by them, mad respect. But sonic team doesn’t know what they want to do with modern games. That, bundled with the fact that SEGA has so many dormant IPs that don’t get a chance to shine (NiGHTS, CrazyTaxi, an actual monkey ball game cause banana blitz doesn’t exist, etc) only damn them further

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 4 года назад +130

    Metal Gear Solid: sell a collection of all the games in the franchise up to that point with an artbook and actual visual novels of the first two Solid games for $50 bucks
    Mario: Has the first three games with the only additional content is the music player sold for $60 bucks for a limited release

    • @susped645
      @susped645 4 года назад +10

      i'Ll ObViOuSlY bUy ThE mArIo GaMe BeCaUsE iT's FrOm ThE rElIaBlE fAmIlY fRiEnDlY nInTeNdO

    • @betabee1221
      @betabee1221 4 года назад +7

      Crash & Spyro: Rebuilds the best games of their franchises from the ground up and sell them for only $40 each

    • @victorford5047
      @victorford5047 4 года назад +3

      "A delayed game can be eventually good, but a rushed game will always be Super Mario 3D All-Stars".
      -Shigeru Miyamoto.

    • @flame6983
      @flame6983 4 года назад +3

      Rip metal gear tho

  • @JCBro-yg8vd
    @JCBro-yg8vd 4 года назад +146

    This is what happens when a company becomes "Too big to fail", why anti-trust laws exist and monopolies are bad.

    • @zadenhomunculus8652
      @zadenhomunculus8652 4 года назад +2

      And a lot like what happens when the president dies.

    • @hadrielreis1283
      @hadrielreis1283 4 года назад +1

      Return REGGIE WE NEED YOU BOWSER IS ACTUALLY BAD

    • @hadrielreis1283
      @hadrielreis1283 4 года назад +1

      Return REGGIE WE NEED YOU BOWSER IS ACTUALLY BAD

  • @dfbrethy2368
    @dfbrethy2368 4 года назад +514

    Not to mention poor Sakurai is clearly fed up with his employers, even when he was revealing Steve in Smash Bros.

    • @BenDover-fo7lg
      @BenDover-fo7lg 4 года назад +168

      He might actually be the only person in all of nintendo that still cares for the players

    • @PikaPhantomVG
      @PikaPhantomVG 4 года назад +175

      He did seem irritated to me in the reveal video at first, but I don't think he was against Steve at all - probably initially hesitant, sure, but he agreed to it, and he clearly enjoys Minecraft a lot if he's mapping out a huge chunk of the End in a world of his (seen during the initial reveal). That takes serious dedication.
      But I wouldn't be surprised if he feels at least somewhat fed up with Nintendo

    • @jorge_m-h4g
      @jorge_m-h4g 4 года назад +6

      Steve for smash sucks bro, Minecraft sucks also

    • @PikaPhantomVG
      @PikaPhantomVG 4 года назад +101

      @@jorge_m-h4g cool opinion bro

    • @jorge_m-h4g
      @jorge_m-h4g 4 года назад +16

      @@PikaPhantomVG thanks man

  • @grizz1y560
    @grizz1y560 4 года назад +166

    I miss regie and Iwata so much :(

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад +14

      Nintendo making a lot of John's that make do not make my body ready.

    • @brandonwilliams6119
      @brandonwilliams6119 4 года назад +2

      Gunpei Yokoi😔😔😔😔

    • @n1njahawkssecondchannel84
      @n1njahawkssecondchannel84 4 года назад +2

      Me to

    • @khemically6124
      @khemically6124 4 года назад

      @@brandonwilliams6119 all of us already know you as a Steve hater

    • @bluekirby_64
      @bluekirby_64 4 года назад

      @@khemically6124 Hol' up, I thought he hated Byleth, now Steve too?

  • @hooviridis8388
    @hooviridis8388 4 года назад +229

    Joycon drift literally cost someone their Shiny Regieleki. That's all I'll say.

    • @ResistancePasta
      @ResistancePasta 4 года назад +13

      Ah, dude, I'm so sorry

    • @ahmadkazan7994
      @ahmadkazan7994 4 года назад +4

      I felt the pain...

    • @skipperdmudkipz
      @skipperdmudkipz 4 года назад +7

      Link for the clip? I believe it I just want to see it.

    • @samsfinest5598
      @samsfinest5598 4 года назад +23

      man Nintendo would see this and say "man, don't want that to happen again, *hey game freak, shiny lock the regis*"

    • @sperryyoungerjr.3985
      @sperryyoungerjr.3985 4 года назад +8

      I feel you. My Joy-Con decided to drift down as I was trying to catch a Rayquaza, causing me to skip catching it. I can always try again, but it could've been shiny.

  • @DarthFennec
    @DarthFennec 4 года назад +75

    Say what you want about Microsoft, but at least they never said "nah the red ring of death is a myth"

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 3 года назад +2

      I mean they DID say drift is a myth so that isnt much better

  • @Aaaa-g6u8e
    @Aaaa-g6u8e 4 года назад +779

    Imagine if Nintendo announces Mario Odyssey 2, but it's for a limited time only.

    • @yoshibeara3446
      @yoshibeara3446 4 года назад +88

      perfect for speedrunners

    • @willo90li
      @willo90li 4 года назад +73

      Plot Twist: It can only be played for that limited time, meaning whoever gets the last wr, keeps it forever.

    • @fattylugia
      @fattylugia 4 года назад +22

      people would probably just find a way to dump the game online though lol

    • @superjustin6439
      @superjustin6439 4 года назад +4

      Gotta go fast

    • @elatedyolo4541
      @elatedyolo4541 4 года назад +5

      They just make every mario game a limited release

  • @spoonsrattling4
    @spoonsrattling4 4 года назад +507

    Joycons: *drifting uncontrollably*
    Nintendo: Joycon drift doesn’t exist
    Joy-con drift: Understandable, have a nice day

    • @victorford5047
      @victorford5047 4 года назад +1

      @@Schnoz42069 Not really, but okay.

    • @victorford5047
      @victorford5047 4 года назад +6

      @@Schnoz42069 That's exactly what the article says. At the end, the effect remains the same.

    • @victorford5047
      @victorford5047 4 года назад +2

      @@Schnoz42069 What's the point of fixing a flawed architecture with another architecture? That doesn't fix the issue as those fixed Joy-Con's can malfunction again. Also, they weren't doing that by themselves, they did that after they were sued (there was more than a lawsuit regarding Joy-Con drift).

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 4 года назад +1

      @@victorford5047 so you’d rather them do nothing? K

    • @victorford5047
      @victorford5047 4 года назад +2

      @@captainpep3 I don't know... Fix their shit? That's the least you could expect from people that kept that issue (caused by themselves) for almost four years.

  • @CsSniper23
    @CsSniper23 4 года назад +277

    Sakurai might as well be independent from ninetendo, he’s the only one that hasn’t disappointed us, and continues to amaze us

    • @Leee275
      @Leee275 4 года назад +33

      @@Gevixel What the heck are you talking about? Is there any source to that? Has he ever said something like that in an interview or his Twitter? If the DLC character presentations is anything to go by, is that he's a very friendly person. Stop bringing bs like that with no proof whatsoever, I highly doubt Sakurai would start generalizing like that, I don't see anyone else mentioning that, only you, everyone would be talking about that if it was true but it isn't.

    • @CsSniper23
      @CsSniper23 4 года назад +19

      @@Gevixel Yea I agree with the above also shut up about the fire emblem there more Mario characters and Pokémon than them. If you don’t like them too bad, in a game of over 70 characters there’s bound to be a few you don’t like. The only fire emblem character I don’t think should be in is byleth but it made sense from a business standpoint. Fire Emblem is a popular enough series, especially in Japan to have the amount of reps it has. It’s not all about the west and what they play, it’s about the whole world

    • @CsSniper23
      @CsSniper23 4 года назад +27

      He definitely doesn’t like competitive smash, because he sees it as a party game like Mario party, but he doesn’t hate them for “ruining” his game or anything

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +2

      @@CsSniper23 Competitive play has a certain appeal to certain people. At this point, competitive play has made a mark in Smash history.

    • @CsSniper23
      @CsSniper23 4 года назад

      @@anibalhyrulesantihero7021 Um are you trying to prove a point to me? I’m confused, that’s got nothing to do with the other comments and it’s just a fact. So if you were trying to say something else could you explain further?

  • @mworld2611
    @mworld2611 4 года назад +89

    Nintendo can easily stop their "piracy" problem by just selling ROMs. But they'll never do that.

    • @polrusstomakriss9001
      @polrusstomakriss9001 4 года назад +4

      Periodt 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @zacariasvelazquez8400
      @zacariasvelazquez8400 4 года назад +7

      And if they do they will cost 60 dollars and in a limited time

    • @kyurenga4665
      @kyurenga4665 4 года назад +9

      well they did.its called virtual console but i guess they said fuck you ,_,

  • @zodrac516
    @zodrac516 4 года назад +936

    When you said: "the only thing people can't complain, are the games" and pokemon sword and shield appeared, I laughed so hard

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 года назад +69

      Yeah. Idk if i really count that though, 2nd party devs are pretty separate from Nintendo at this point, you would not see a Mario game with the kind of quality SwSh ended up with.

    • @ariesthefool
      @ariesthefool 4 года назад +33

      @@Yipper64 2nd Party is just 1 step below 1st party...pretty sure that Nintendo could have dropped a hint to them at least.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 года назад +10

      @@ariesthefool depends. Nintendo seems fairly hands-off with their 2nd parties unless the game includes their IP. Honestly I dont think Nintendo cares that the games are terrible, but its not directly Nintendo's fault.

    • @squidarcherb9707
      @squidarcherb9707 4 года назад +5

      It was the DLC tho, and that stuff is fun

    • @zultriova89
      @zultriova89 4 года назад +26

      Pokemon games made by GameFreak and its 2nd Party dev. But Nintendo dont have fully control as much as The Pokémon Company.. If we want to blame someone, blame TPC and GameFreak.. Surely they not ready for HD game yet because SWSH actually targeting PSVita level.. Yes, they post job vacancy long time ago for programmer especially someone whom familiar with PSVita.

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 4 года назад +1423

    People: We are being annoyed by joycon drift!
    Nintendo: *No you are not.*
    Edit: my previous edit was a very self aware "thx for likes" edit cus I was rly happy that an entire thousand people liked my comment. But now that I think about it although it felt great to hit 1k likes on a comment for the first time, that doesn't justify being cringy just to say a thank you that doesn't even feel genuine.

    • @bluewink1646
      @bluewink1646 4 года назад +43

      People: Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop 4 года назад +14

      @@bluewink1646 Nintendo: Yeah you better tell us that we are helping you every time you have a problem and dont ever create problems
      (which is OBVIOUSLY a lie)

    • @LWren123
      @LWren123 4 года назад +14

      Nintendo: Just get good scrub. SMH, couldn't be me.

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun 4 года назад +8

      Reminds me of the main director for the Splatoon series saying "We know what you want better than you," when they haven't even added most of the features we want.

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop 4 года назад +6

      @@FrahdChikun y o p

  • @emii-olii3596
    @emii-olii3596 4 года назад +159

    I guess you could say Nintendo's body isn't... ready anymore-

    • @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd2719
      @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd2719 4 года назад +5

      ):

    • @enderstrikegaming8578
      @enderstrikegaming8578 4 года назад +11

      I think you mean its not Reggie anymore.

    • @emii-olii3596
      @emii-olii3596 4 года назад +1

      @@enderstrikegaming8578 I wanted to honor his original quote

    • @samsfinest5598
      @samsfinest5598 4 года назад +3

      that hit to hard

    • @overthinkit_
      @overthinkit_ 4 года назад +7

      Iwata’s death was the shot of procaine, and Reggie’s retirement was the lethal injection to Corporate Nintendo’s moral compass. Doug Bowser wasn’t the right pick, and I’m certain he has something to do with what’s going on.

  • @SilverSpireZ
    @SilverSpireZ 4 года назад +53

    The scariest part is that they’re getting away with all of this. Nothing’s going to change if the games keep selling as well as they do.

    • @jaydeejay4166
      @jaydeejay4166 4 года назад

      I haven't bought a switch game since sword and shield and probably won't again until monster hunter rise

    • @SilverSpireZ
      @SilverSpireZ 4 года назад +1

      Last Nintendo game I got was Fire Emblem, and last game I got was Xenoblade. Not getting another until Metroid or Bayonetta. Especially since none of their latest games have caught my eye. If any do, I’m getting them used.

    • @TheMrfoxguy
      @TheMrfoxguy 4 года назад

      I wont touch a switch ever boring system and their best selling games for the system are overrated

    • @juanchiapa2882
      @juanchiapa2882 4 года назад

      I know, the games keep selling really well

  • @lazilyymade
    @lazilyymade 4 года назад +327

    *Joy con drift doesn't exist.*
    My Joy Cons: This sign can't stop me because I can't read!

    • @Pomegray
      @Pomegray 4 года назад +5

      @@Schnoz42069 *its a joke*

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 4 года назад +2

      TUSK #4 Yeah, they should tell that to my left Joycon that constantly wants to go left. I can’t even play Cuphead on my switch because the drift thing has gotten SO bad, but I don’t wanna send the cons in for repairs because it’s like....80 bucks or something to get them fixed.

    • @Pomegray
      @Pomegray 4 года назад +2

      @@katylepetsos7512 it’s probably better to buy new ones for $70, that’s what I did to fix my drifting problem. I only ever use my drifted joy-cons to play Taiko no tatsujin because that’s a rhythm game perfect for button mashing, at that point I really don’t care about those joy-cons anymore.

    • @shiryshinx
      @shiryshinx 4 года назад +2

      @@katylepetsos7512 Wait really? They fixed mine for free.

    • @GigaChadsAreReal
      @GigaChadsAreReal 4 года назад

      @@shiryshinx How did you do it ? 🤔

  • @icyboi7696
    @icyboi7696 4 года назад +249

    7:22 seriously, we are so lucky to have Mr. Sakurai. Nintendo really doesnt deserve him at the moment

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад +37

      He really is the *diamond* in the rough in this situation at this point in time. Get it.

    • @color_of_twilight
      @color_of_twilight 4 года назад +27

      he is not even in Nintendo which really makes you think

    • @yellowflamegaulent3902
      @yellowflamegaulent3902 4 года назад +4

      I fell like hes the reason why Nintendo is able to compete with Xbox and Playstation.

    • @michaelmorales1475
      @michaelmorales1475 4 года назад +10

      @@yellowflamegaulent3902 Nintendo isn't competing with them tho.

    • @keb1c
      @keb1c 4 года назад +17

      ​@DØN#2Ø20 Stage builder and home run contest were updates, not dlc. Also dlc is not required to have the full experience, games that do require you to buy the dlc to have the full experience is what no one likes.

  • @meropticon_1651
    @meropticon_1651 4 года назад +211

    Nintendo, a company that creates artificial scarcity on its products in order to drive sales, has the balls to complain about piracy.

    • @SpindlyJohnny
      @SpindlyJohnny 4 года назад +30

      Why?
      Because fuck you they're nintendo.
      Nintendo will do whatever the hell they want, players be damned.
      They're just a bunch greedy self centred suits who now care more about their bottom line than their player base.
      How the mighty have fallen. At this point both Sony and Microsoft are better than them and it shows. Nintendo are going to be left behind if they don't get their act together soon.

    • @douglaschristensen2643
      @douglaschristensen2643 4 года назад +21

      This is pretty common practice, remember how disney had all their movies only being able to be bought for a short time. They always sold out like nuts. But this is really bad coming from nintendo, especially with this being a lazy port

    • @Feisty123
      @Feisty123 4 года назад +8

      Its not even piracy, it was fcking BigHouse. Most people that wouldve competed would own the game already. Its just nintendo being petty idiots

    • @Lamtitude
      @Lamtitude 3 года назад

      Dude, fuck Nintendo. The last good console they made was N64. Every console after that was just an excuse for them to make outdated hardware to release exclusive kid’s games on. They completely bailed on the adult gamer market and treat kids like they are too stupid to notice the weak hardware.

  • @Shuyin781
    @Shuyin781 4 года назад +327

    Reggie's era executives:
    gamers at heart who truely love theirs fans
    Bowser's era executives:
    soulless corporate suits who give theirs fans the middle finger at every turns.

    • @SB-pt7dy
      @SB-pt7dy 4 года назад +84

      i guess the name bowser is fitting for this era

    • @hAze_the_shrimp
      @hAze_the_shrimp 4 года назад +38

      Reggie good, Bowser bad.
      Simple.

    • @jackskelington19
      @jackskelington19 4 года назад +3

      I agree with everything said here. But Nintendo is a business not a fan service depository. It needs to sustain it self especially after the wiiU era and 3ds era... So again I don't disagree with anything said in this video but they are making choices that will make them money

    • @mattcurnell2545
      @mattcurnell2545 4 года назад +44

      @@jackskelington19 they are making choices that will LOSE them money in the long term, over what they might gain short term

    • @Shuyin781
      @Shuyin781 4 года назад +43

      @@jackskelington19 alienating your fans will not make you earn money.
      In fact, these decisions comes for people who aren't making Nintendo lose any money.
      But with fans improving the already existing games, that Nintendo no longer sells, these decisions just gives Nintendo a bad image for the online service.

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 4 года назад +132

    I seriously do not want Nintendo to do bad, call me whatever you want, but this really hurts my soul

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +20

      Same. This is just so disappointing and heartbreaking.

    • @ecexplosion265
      @ecexplosion265 4 года назад +12

      Can I call you a lovely human being? :)

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +3

      @@ecexplosion265 Sure.

    • @andred.3687
      @andred.3687 4 года назад +5

      “Limited time only”, lack of Directs, ignoring problems, believe me brother I hear ya :(

    • @HOleti-de8zy
      @HOleti-de8zy 4 года назад +6

      I love soulless corporations too
      Edit: I'm beginning to think "do bad" meant do bad things and not be in financial trouble. If that is what you meant, I'm sorry for this reply.
      Edit 2: I always want to apologize for making this reply chain toxic

  • @nobro6971
    @nobro6971 4 года назад +250

    Yeah, Nintendo’s kinda been shitting the bed recently

    • @comfysleepyhead
      @comfysleepyhead 4 года назад +9

      HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

    • @n1njahawkssecondchannel84
      @n1njahawkssecondchannel84 4 года назад +3

      I’m happy I’m not the only one to find out how bad they got

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 4 года назад +4

      This is what happened when the Wii was successful and they came out with the wiiU. Nintendo makes bank and then gets overconfident and starts doing stupid things.

    • @mustardman5963
      @mustardman5963 4 года назад

      And their pissing it too

  • @kgsrobotaddiction
    @kgsrobotaddiction 4 года назад +365

    My Joycon drift when Nintendo says it doesn’t exist
    *Thanos fades into nothing*

    • @pockatherry
      @pockatherry 4 года назад +18

      @DØN#2Ø20 will you stfu and stop criticizing people who are just tryna make us laugh

    • @Dreg-Freg
      @Dreg-Freg 4 года назад +10

      @DØN#2Ø20 you can tell your opinion is invalid for making your profile political on something that doesn't have any relation to what is at hand. Besides, the election is over!

    • @Dreg-Freg
      @Dreg-Freg 4 года назад +8

      @DØN#2Ø20 I don't choose my president; because I don't have one. And besides, you brought this on yourself

    • @Dreg-Freg
      @Dreg-Freg 4 года назад +7

      @DØN#2Ø20 oh, I'm not offended. Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean other people can't. Also, are you a fan of essays?

    • @Dreg-Freg
      @Dreg-Freg 4 года назад +7

      @DØN#2Ø20 hey man, think about it. You're angry at a badly drawn frog on the internet who likes video games. Relax. Eat a sandwich. Watch Kill La Kill or something, and let's stop this argument, as I'm sure no one else wants to hear it. Agree to disagree

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 4 года назад +307

    "If we did this, Nintendo would cease to be Nintendo."
    -Satoru Iwata on Nintendo mobile games
    It feels like Nintendo is just losing grip on who their core audience is anymore. First paid Switch Online and now all of this.
    Iwata's death truly made Nintendo cease to be Nintendo.

    • @cosmicspacething3474
      @cosmicspacething3474 4 года назад +33

      I mean Nintendo mobile games sound great, as long as they’re not pay to win. *Looks at MKTour*

    • @minenetchamipon1427
      @minenetchamipon1427 4 года назад +10

      Their trying to adapt to current generations which is the main reason why the wii u went weeeeee

    • @skipperdmudkipz
      @skipperdmudkipz 4 года назад +4

      @Rayaan Syed can somewhat confirm. If you’re trying to transfer mons to swsh, then absolutely, as that system is needlessly complicated and forces you to choose between a weeks wait and $10 if you run out of “transfer energy” (something you can burn through very quickly if you’re transferring things like shinies and/or legendaries/mythicals. To transfer a shiny legendary completely drains all the energy iirc, and same thing for transferring 5 shinies or L/M’s.)
      TL;DR: transferring to the main games is monetized 5 ways to Sunday and a generally unpleasant experience

    • @Acidonia150reborn
      @Acidonia150reborn 4 года назад +4

      @_xenharmony This was all Decided by The Pokemon Company not Nintendo as for Pokemon GO greed blame Niantic for that.

    • @skipperdmudkipz
      @skipperdmudkipz 4 года назад

      @Rayaan Syed pretty much, either that or grind for the currency, which ends up taking more time than just letting the timer tick down (~20 days for the grind if my math is correct)

  • @1kevhan
    @1kevhan 4 года назад +137

    "there is no joy-con drift in ba sing se" subscribed immediately

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 4 года назад +1

      There is no controversy in ba sing se

    • @King_Luigi
      @King_Luigi 4 года назад +2

      @@mrnukes797 There is no Ba Sing Se.
      ...wait.

  • @princessdaisy3487
    @princessdaisy3487 4 года назад +784

    Nintendo has really gotten worse and worse this year. As a developer, they're godlike. As a company, they're garbage.

    • @5xgabe349
      @5xgabe349 4 года назад +19

      Stfu daisy you piss me off

    • @5xgabe349
      @5xgabe349 4 года назад +57

      @@xaviermarnell2255 I’m joking lol, daisy and peach piss me off in smash. Their final smashes are so annoying

    • @craighamner7456
      @craighamner7456 4 года назад +31

      @@5xgabe349 as a developer, they’re average

    • @bgaming2297
      @bgaming2297 4 года назад +6

      @@5xgabe349 Really dumb reason to get pissy at a character like that, but OK.

    • @fungidragon7494
      @fungidragon7494 4 года назад +26

      Damn even their own products hating on them that's gonna hurt bro

  • @r3n3gad33
    @r3n3gad33 4 года назад +173

    I think we should have known that this would happen when Reggie give the keys to someone named Bowser.

    • @mallow2902
      @mallow2902 4 года назад +37

      "hERe'S tHe ComPaNy BoWsEr."
      Idiot. That's the bad guy.

    • @samsfinest5598
      @samsfinest5598 4 года назад +6

      we've been played like fiddles

    • @urbiznesnunuv6938
      @urbiznesnunuv6938 4 года назад +25

      It gets even worse when you realize he’s an ex EA employee.

    • @TheNewRobotMaster
      @TheNewRobotMaster 4 года назад +8

      NoA are figureheads... The real decisions come from Japan

    • @LuxSmash
      @LuxSmash 4 года назад +9

      It actually got worse since Iwata's decease...

  • @Benjamillion
    @Benjamillion 4 года назад +12

    Satoru Iwata: (Passes away)
    The rest of the staff at Nintendo: "Alright boys, let's fuck things up"

  • @kid14346
    @kid14346 4 года назад +70

    Nintendo hasn't just started losing their minds... they've been doing it for a while

    • @willo90li
      @willo90li 4 года назад +6

      i've started noticing it with the new ceo for Nintendo of Japan. Just saying...

  • @Ryu-Q363
    @Ryu-Q363 4 года назад +374

    The "genesis does what Nintendon't" has never been so accurate

  • @randomt_1468
    @randomt_1468 4 года назад +145

    “Hey maybe I should play my switch today, haven’t done it in a while.”
    *joycon has a seizure*
    “Oh yeah, that’s why.”

    • @pigaboyAKAthecoolestguyonearth
      @pigaboyAKAthecoolestguyonearth 4 года назад

      that happened me some weeks before, the worst thing its that i already had repaired my joy cons

    • @Fermin-hw5pd
      @Fermin-hw5pd 4 года назад

      I haven't played it in weeks because I had like 6 exams

    • @eternalfrost1732
      @eternalfrost1732 4 года назад +1

      the only fucking way I can bear to use my switch anymore is with a pro controller

    • @sonjaa.martin6269
      @sonjaa.martin6269 4 года назад +1

      @@eternalfrost1732 Yeah, I don't use the joycons anymore. The pro controller works way better haha

  • @jo-se3659
    @jo-se3659 4 года назад +65

    I feel like Nintendo is that toxic friend who we love but keep treating us like trash until they need the money. And we have too much of a connection to say no.

  • @dominick_7209
    @dominick_7209 4 года назад +476

    I respect that you had Mario and Luigi: Bowser Inside Story Final Battle in this video, it's my favorite Mario theme of all time!

  • @aneazy_ko
    @aneazy_ko 4 года назад +81

    Nintendo: joy con drift isnt real, it wont hurt you
    Me trying to play mario odyssey and smash: -_-

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 4 года назад +5

      Wait a minute. You play smash with a joycon?

    • @aneazy_ko
      @aneazy_ko 4 года назад +2

      @@bk7064 yeah the gamecube controllers been around for 2 decades kinda dont like it and I'm better with joy cons than pro controller

    • @raymaikeru
      @raymaikeru 4 года назад +3

      So far I haven't run into a drift problem. I do know the annoyance of drift though. (have an xbox controller that has this), but hearing it's quite common, it must hurt.

    • @aneazy_ko
      @aneazy_ko 4 года назад +2

      @@raymaikeru yeah it sucks dude. you cant control where you want to go, you fall off the stages all the time, it acts fine then wonks out of nowhere. It can be a pain

  • @swizzlemc00
    @swizzlemc00 4 года назад +66

    "There is no joycon drift in Ba Sing Se"

  • @Mopsspoof
    @Mopsspoof 4 года назад +207

    “There *is* no JoyCon drift in Ba Sing Se”

    • @potatowalrus7504
      @potatowalrus7504 4 года назад +9

      There is no JoyCon drift in Ba Sing Se

    • @insergy9695
      @insergy9695 4 года назад +3

      Jet:NOOOOOOOO

    • @megatophat9200
      @megatophat9200 4 года назад +4

      Jet: what are you talking about where do you think the refugees come from?

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад +3

      You came here on the search for a mod. It would be a shame if something happened to it before you found it.

    • @a1b3a3c14nbcv
      @a1b3a3c14nbcv 4 года назад +1

      There is no JoyCon drift in Ba Sing Se

  • @callmetravesty8762
    @callmetravesty8762 4 года назад +38

    Them flat out denying the joycon drift manufacturing flaw makes me so mad when they cost so much each.

    • @DoctorKidemonas
      @DoctorKidemonas 4 года назад +3

      70 bucks a pair, and they refuse to fix widespread issues... one begins to think they won't fix it because they want you to keep buying their controllers that cost more than the games.

  • @josephjoestar382
    @josephjoestar382 4 года назад +47

    Nintendo executives can kick a bunch of kittens and they'll still have fanboys defending it calling everyone entitled

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад +22

      Why can't people understand that criticizing something is a form of love for that thing and wanting to see it get better. Blind praise isn't love.

    • @xanedivinedragon6553
      @xanedivinedragon6553 4 года назад +11

      @@narxmagee727 this
      But saddly this generation is a slave to their corporate overlords

    • @ScoutNess
      @ScoutNess 4 года назад

      @@narxmagee727 Okay, i'm gonna go criticize Sonic '06 then, your argument doesn't make sense, It's just people's opinion, you are just finding another way to Defend Nintendo.

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад +14

      @@ScoutNess How in the world did you get me criticizing Nintendo for they're stupid business practices as me defending them? I hate what Nintendo's doing so I criticize them in the tiny hopes that they for once listen to their fans and do better as a company. That's what criticism is rooted in. Calling something out on it's faults in the hopes they take it and improve from it. People criticized Sonic 06 heavily in 2006 (seriously why does it still keep coming up. Just let the game die). In hopes SEGA would listen. Do you understand what I'm saying.

    • @YTDani75
      @YTDani75 4 года назад +6

      @@narxmagee727
      He can't read. That's probably how he ended up with that conclusion.

  • @CheddarVG
    @CheddarVG 4 года назад +35

    I'm slowly losing hope for them.

  • @Darches
    @Darches 4 года назад +15

    "Sakurai is basically the only face we see from Nintendo anymore."
    That's because he doesn't directly work for Nintendo. He works through his company Sora Ltd.

  • @FransenYT
    @FransenYT 4 года назад +60

    I honestly have no clue what’s up with Nintendo. As someone who started his channel thanks to Slippi, seeing it being demonized is unfair. Nintendo is harming their own community. They will have “casuals” sure, but the bad press is there. The articles are there. It makes no sense. Sorry for this being a long one. Thank you intro for this video. You speak the truth

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 4 года назад

      if they cut emulations, fine by me, but ignoring consumer reports, greedy business choices, like no information about anything in the future, this year they've been sloppier than a toddlers hand writing

  • @ronygames5100
    @ronygames5100 4 года назад +101

    The Joycon drift is unacceptable especially at this price

    • @berrybee9242
      @berrybee9242 4 года назад +5

      The whole console is unacceptable at this price. I mean I get it, it's portable, but so is my phone which was cheaper, has a better screen, better processor, graphics device and more RAM. They shouldn't just sell a console with 2012 specs for 400 dollars just because it's portable. Pisses me off.

    • @waffleten9750
      @waffleten9750 4 года назад

      @@berrybee9242 To play devil's advocate your phone most likely can't play switch games even though it has better hardware. The screen is a big problem though.

    • @berrybee9242
      @berrybee9242 4 года назад +2

      @@waffleten9750 Well, yeah my phone obviously can't play switch games. I mean the games are the main selling point of switch at least for me. they're fucking god tier, but the harder it self is dated plastic junk. But nintendo's always been this way. Amazing games, terrible hardware

    • @waffleten9750
      @waffleten9750 4 года назад

      @@berrybee9242 I think the hardware thing started with the wii after nintendo realized they couldn't compete with Sony and Microsoft and was further cemented with the wii u .
      So I don't blame nintendo for their decision to make a more simple device but I think they were too ambitious with the creation of the joy-cons.

    • @QuiGonJohn1999
      @QuiGonJohn1999 4 года назад

      “It’s not a problem to anyone”
      Me: there’s a reason I stopped playing smash
      My drift is so bad I can barley play

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 4 года назад +17

    “Joy-Con Drift isn’t an issue”
    Oh, so my animal crossing villager is just naturally compelled to walk to the right even when I want them to stand still? I have not seen the left side of the river in weeks. I have not spoken to anyone because I keep walking past them.

  • @RustySpoke
    @RustySpoke 4 года назад +32

    Oop. There goes every single Nintendo fandom that isn’t Mario, Pokémon, SSMU, or Zelda.

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 4 года назад +6

      Ah yes the best Nintendo fandom, Students’ Society of McGill University

    • @jazoinklastname4289
      @jazoinklastname4289 4 года назад +4

      @Green Crewmate super smash mom ultimate

  • @yura__tG
    @yura__tG 4 года назад +64

    Here's a paraphrased quote from Gabe Newal: "piracy is a service problem"

    • @brainfreeze91
      @brainfreeze91 4 года назад +4

      And then he proceeded to solve that problem with Steam, revolutionizing how people purchase PC games. Imagine if Nintendo solved their problems this way instead of uncreative solutions like bans.

  • @AFineName
    @AFineName 4 года назад +149

    I went into this year and thought, “man Nintendo is gonna kill it this year!”
    ah.
    edit: no I didn’t I just wanted likes

    • @zyill
      @zyill 4 года назад +18

      To be fair if 'it' is Nintendo, your prediction was spot on.

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад +4

      You could still be right on depending on what the "it" means.

    • @TorManiak
      @TorManiak 4 года назад +18

      They did kill it though. Literally. They killed the cool ways to support the games people love.

    • @michaelmorales1475
      @michaelmorales1475 4 года назад +1

      I mean, they did with Animal Crossing: New Horizons & Age Of Calamity.

    • @BenDover-fo7lg
      @BenDover-fo7lg 4 года назад

      Well they did kill one important, fully legal and loved melee tournament so they did kill something

  • @FlatHeadScrewDriver-d6g
    @FlatHeadScrewDriver-d6g 4 года назад +42

    “My joycons drift making the game unplayable”
    Nintendo:Stop lying

  • @needlewind9053
    @needlewind9053 4 года назад +68

    Nintendo : "there is no Joycon drift."
    My Pro Controler's right stick : *Eurobeat intensifies.*

    • @keb1c
      @keb1c 4 года назад +8

      It can happen to pro cons too? I thought it was only joy cons, that sucks.

    • @needlewind9053
      @needlewind9053 4 года назад +4

      @@keb1c The worst part is that I've been able to fight joycon drift with air duster, but the Pro Controler doesn't have any hole beneath the stick, so it's here to stay.

    • @light161_
      @light161_ 4 года назад +2

      Nintendo Switch joy con click [EUROBEAT REMIX]

    • @Aapiplayz
      @Aapiplayz 4 года назад +1

      @@keb1c Yup it can happen. I have it on my pro controller's left stick that I bought 3 years ago and used almost daily

    • @keb1c
      @keb1c 4 года назад +1

      what a bummer for something that costs $70

  • @aIkaIi
    @aIkaIi 4 года назад +83

    The absence of Iwata and Reggie are taking its toll

    • @jerricaleonard2123
      @jerricaleonard2123 4 года назад

      If I remember correctly Nintendo mad horrible decisions like these even before Iwata and Reggie left.

  • @drewdude2105
    @drewdude2105 4 года назад +6

    A few months after I got my joycons, I told everyone that my joycons were broken and they would input it to move the character one direction without holding the stick down. I called it Joy-con drift and people called me crazy. And look where we're at now.

  • @pureplatinum6745
    @pureplatinum6745 4 года назад +138

    "We have the one thing that you people can never hate, our games" shows clip of pokemon sword shield

    • @alienxotic5028
      @alienxotic5028 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, lmao that clip doesn't do Nintendo any favors

    • @johndasalty111
      @johndasalty111 4 года назад +2

      That sounds like something a Genwunner would say

    • @pureplatinum6745
      @pureplatinum6745 4 года назад +3

      @@johndasalty111 im not even into pokemon that much as to care about generations i just despise the fact i wasted my money on that garbage game

    • @azulspirit1385
      @azulspirit1385 4 года назад +5

      whats wrong? you don't want a 100$ pokemon game with less than half as much content as the soul silver heart gold/black and white games? (Im including the dlc in the base price because you know damn well the base game doesn't even count as a whole game)

    • @pureplatinum6745
      @pureplatinum6745 4 года назад +4

      @@azulspirit1385 and with reused animations from 3ds games with bland combat environments forgettable cast and a non existant difficulty curve that not even babies will find challenging at all!

  • @jme6036
    @jme6036 4 года назад +32

    This year has really opened my eyes to nintendo’s issues.

    • @Klonoahedgehog
      @Klonoahedgehog 4 года назад +9

      Pokemon fans: first time?

    • @staples515
      @staples515 4 года назад +2

      @@Klonoahedgehog
      I thought let’s go pikachu and eevee was my first Pokemon disappointment...
      Turns out they’ve been disappointing me since x and y

    • @Klonoahedgehog
      @Klonoahedgehog 4 года назад +7

      @@staples515 You know that one line every RUclipsr uses for Sonic? "Ever since the jump to 3D the series had a rocky history?"
      Yeah, that line actually sums up modern Pokemon pretty well.

    • @staples515
      @staples515 4 года назад +2

      @@Klonoahedgehog
      The only 3D Pokemon games I like are oras and ultra sun/moon. But even then oras is so easy at points that I get bored, and ultra sun/moon has the very long cutscenes that makes replaying them very tedious.
      But yeah, for the most part, I’ll stick to gen 4 and 5 thank you very much.

    • @Klonoahedgehog
      @Klonoahedgehog 4 года назад

      @@staples515 Sun and moon was better than ultra honestly.
      I liked The plot in that one more.

  • @necoucak988
    @necoucak988 4 года назад +15

    After the death of Iwata and the retirement of Reggie Nintendo isn't just the same.

  • @fawfuiklh11
    @fawfuiklh11 4 года назад +39

    The Bowser's Inside Story final boss theme really fits Nintendo's mental state

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 4 года назад +4

      River Twags's bed from Super Paper Mario, fits better in my opinion

  • @sonicspeed3056
    @sonicspeed3056 4 года назад +8

    Melee 2:22
    Emulators 3:23
    Limited Releases 4:34
    Joy-Con Drift 6:14
    You're welcome
    Oh, and BTW, 2020 made some Mass Destruction for Nintendo.

  • @turkeysenpai1455
    @turkeysenpai1455 4 года назад +10

    I have a creeping suspicion that the actual Bowser has taken over the company and is trying to drive Mario through the mud

  • @Kenrog2
    @Kenrog2 4 года назад +7

    Why is Colin’s smile at 1:53 so wholesome? It’s making me smile too!

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад +3

      Cause this is the happiest he'll be in the video.

  • @cadenanderson7473
    @cadenanderson7473 4 года назад +22

    The day Sakuria dies is the day Nintendo Magic is gone

    • @JoseGarcia-ki3vk
      @JoseGarcia-ki3vk 4 года назад +3

      They still got Eiji Aonuma yk

    • @hessexm8065
      @hessexm8065 4 года назад

      @@JoseGarcia-ki3vk what if he dies as well? Is there another who could keep some of the Nintendo magic going?

  • @sanic0664
    @sanic0664 4 года назад +120

    "We have one thing you could never hate, our games!"
    Then proceeds to show pokemon sword and shield

    • @krimsonkatt
      @krimsonkatt 4 года назад +4

      Sword and Shield were fine though. The mechanics are incredibly solid, the characters are great, and the DLC is absolutely outstanding and quite cheap compared to buying a third version, which they used to do all the time and no one complained. The story was indeed crap, but Pokemon stories rarely if ever are any good, and the gameplay is outstanding, especially the DLC & the Crown Tundra. The graphics also aren't nearly as bad as people say. It's basically just an upscaled sun and moon, which isn't too bad for me since I only play in handheld mode (I have a Switch lite) and graphics are of little concern to me if the gameplay is good. Also, about Dexit. While playing the game you never notice that certain Pokemon are missing until you start using home and realize you can't transfer all your mons. That's pretty depressing but some of the removals were actually really good as Hidden Power was a massive pain and friendship was made far too complex in Gen 6 onwards. Sword and Shield are far better than USUM and X and Y by far even without DLC, and with DLC it's one of the best, being beat out only by Black and White 2, ORAS, and HGSS. I'm probably going to get a lot of hate for this, but that's my opinion and I stand by it. Not sure what caused the Pokemon fanbase to get so hateful all of a sudden especially compared to what happened with Let's Go and GO in general, the over-abundance of scummy mobile games, Ultra Sun and Moon existing, absurd HP powercreep in the TCG since 2014, ect. No one complained about any of that, but IDK those issues are far more pressing then what happened with SWSH.

    • @sanic0664
      @sanic0664 4 года назад +2

      @@krimsonkatt I think the problem was it was so overhyped and it kinda failed to deliver, also the gang in the game was literally the worst one yet.

    • @jaydeejay4166
      @jaydeejay4166 4 года назад +2

      @@krimsonkatt I'ma gonna have to disagree with a lot of those points but I think that S&S has a lot of problems that have been progressively worse each generation and a lot of it has to do with the framework of difficulty and adversity and the area/region design

    • @krimsonkatt
      @krimsonkatt 4 года назад

      @@jaydeejay4166 Yeah, sword and shield are very linear (at least in the main routes) and very easy. The games have been extremely linear since Sun and Moon when they were no longer grid based, but IDK what's up with that because nearly every open world game is grid based so yeah. Sword and Shield are very unbalanced games because even super early on you can grind EXP candy and overleveled mons in the wild area and level up super fast so everything else becomes a cakewalk. Game Freak should take a page out of fan games like Crystal Clear where you can do the gyms in any order but they scale their rosters and level to your progression similar to how it's implied it works in the Generations anime. That doesn't exactly ruin the game for me personally, as I enjoy easy games and the linearity is not that big of a problem for me because the main game of nearly every Pokemon game is just a distraction before I can get to the real meat of the game: Pokedex completion, legendary hunting, and competitive battling. This is the case in every game since X and Y. At least Sword and Shield is harder than whatever the frick X and Y was (Leon is one if the harder champions in recent memory. Certainly harder than Diantha, Kukui/Hau, and even some older ones like Steven and/or Wallace.) and the wild area is a step in the right direction, but needs some serious refinement before it's actually good. Xenoblade-esque overleveled encounters don't work for Pokemon as the level scaling isn't too extreme that they can 1-shot you instantly. Most wild Pokemon are extremely dumb and just spam status or not-very-effecective moves, and due to Pokemon's mechanics wild Pokemon even 50 levels above yours can be defeated with enough luck and strategy. Xenoblade had overleveled monsters because running into them spells instant death and adds a extra layer to overworld exploration. Pokemon doesn't work like that due to the way damage and stats are configured. Maybe in the next game with it's wild area have Pokemon past the level cap not give you any EXP and remove raids entirely? (There would be other ways to obtain EXP candies trust me, but they would probably be post-game locked.) IDK.

    • @vitorhenriquefarias8916
      @vitorhenriquefarias8916 4 года назад

      *sigh* i just want this controversity to fucking die in a hole and never return again and just stay in the bottom pit

  • @GVTheRedStar
    @GVTheRedStar 4 года назад +20

    Nintendo you can't get mad at me for emulating mario sluggers when i can't even buy it in my country

  • @officersoulknight6321
    @officersoulknight6321 4 года назад +40

    ‘But we have the one thing you guys could never hate; our games!’
    *Laughs in Sw/Sh Contriversy*

    • @memorableman3709
      @memorableman3709 4 года назад +4

      Tho from what I understand, gamefreak is the one that makes pokemon, and nintendo publishes it, so the whole “gamefreak lied” thing technically doesnt involve nintendo.

    • @officersoulknight6321
      @officersoulknight6321 4 года назад

      @@memorableman3709 Guess you’re right. Though I guess people still count it as a Nintendo game, so ima keep the comment up

    • @staples515
      @staples515 4 года назад +2

      @@memorableman3709
      There’s nothing stopping Nintendo from seeing the quality and refusing to sell it, but that’ll never happen. Pokemon makes too much money to be delayed, which is depressing tbh

    • @brandonwilliams6119
      @brandonwilliams6119 4 года назад

      I see through Nintendo’s shit and realize their idiotic ways.

    • @memorableman3709
      @memorableman3709 4 года назад +1

      @@brandonwilliams6119 the thing that pissed me off the most was the limited release bullshit. What is the need to make mario 3D all stars limited? They literally just did that limited release for the money. They couldve left it there and be happy, but no. You give us a ok at best emulator of 3 games, exclude SMG2, put it at 60 dolars, and on top of all that you make it limited release? You know how many scrapers on amazon will buy the game only to sell it at 400$? Fuck you nintendo. I still love you for being my childhood, but fuck you.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +32

    They’ve become out of touch with their fanbase

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 4 года назад +7

      sakurai is still pretty in touch, but everyone else... yeah

    • @thehuman2cs715
      @thehuman2cs715 4 года назад +2

      Thank you Kim

    • @darkbrandon757
      @darkbrandon757 4 года назад

      even Kim Jong un notices nintendo's bad deeds.
      wait-

  • @metroidarcturus1943
    @metroidarcturus1943 4 года назад +28

    “Joycon drift has not caused any players inconvenience.” So all of the times I lost a game and got pissed because of my joycon drift was all a dream then?

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 4 года назад +59

    The fact that Nintendo still has fan boys defending anything they do no matter how obviously bad their actions are makes me wonder if we're living in the outer worlds universe

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +11

      For real. There's a difference between being loyal and blindly ignorant. I like Nintendo but I'm not afraid of calling them out when they do something bad.

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 4 года назад +2

      You tried the best, now try the rest!

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 4 года назад

      I call them out on what they do wrong. There’s a lot they do wrong, but I understand their stance on emulation. Don’t entirely agree with it but I get it. It hurts their IP, and when they DO rerelease their games people compare it to emulated versions which hurt their brand. You see what the problem with this is?

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 4 года назад

      @@juangutierrez673 first of all, they didn’t falsely advertise. Second, joy-con drift is a problem but at least they are repairing it for free. Third, you answered your own question about their stance on emulation. People compare how they make their ports compared to how well they’re emulated, nintendo is a company that has many things to worry about and work on, and although the Mario all stars may be a little overpriced and isn’t a full remake (even though that was never promised in any sort of way) the game still works fine enough, better than they did on their respective hardware anyway. What this all means is that emulation does hurt their image and IP, and 3D all stars proves this. That’s why they don’t want people emulating ANY of their games, because even if they aren’t doing anything with them right now if they do in the future then their IP will be damaged. It’s not as easy as sega makes it out to be, because with sega they couldn’t even make any good sonic games anymore and had to rely on fans where Nintendo has faults, but is very consistent with the quality of their games

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 4 года назад

      @@juangutierrez673 first of all, spoilers. I knew it took place in a different timeline though, and that’s why it’s all weird like that. It does take place 100 years ago just in a different timeline, similar to wind waker

  • @lokani
    @lokani 4 года назад +60

    “There is no drifting”
    -Nintendo 2020
    *Thats like a kid covering their ears saying “I cAnT hEaR yOu”*

    • @raincabreros4857
      @raincabreros4857 4 года назад +2

      “Oh wow look, a comment that exactly copied a joke in the video, better like it”

    • @lokani
      @lokani 4 года назад +1

      @@raincabreros4857 “Oh wow look, a comment on my comment, better like it”

    • @brandonwilliams6119
      @brandonwilliams6119 4 года назад

      **Fast and Furious Tokyo JoyCon Drift**

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 4 года назад

      *Deja vu stops*

  • @diegogazolla7188
    @diegogazolla7188 4 года назад +19

    That's what happens when the gamer leaves and the business man enters.

  • @superkooper6594
    @superkooper6594 4 года назад +4

    I am actually scared for the sake of Nintendo’s image, I would never imagine them stooping this low

  • @isayahjenkins8922
    @isayahjenkins8922 4 года назад +50

    The pokemon background music slaps while u roast nintendo for messing up over and over again before they redeem themselves with mother 3 for the switch

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад +2

      Guess I'll be listening to my battle themes playlist for a while.

    • @color_of_twilight
      @color_of_twilight 4 года назад +3

      Dude you can’t come to a Nintendo Meme Channel and say one of the biggest jokes of all time, do you want to end this man’s career

    • @a1b3a3c14nbcv
      @a1b3a3c14nbcv 4 года назад +1

      wait did they release it

    • @brandonwilliams6119
      @brandonwilliams6119 4 года назад +1

      Funny thing is next year is Mother 3’s 15th Anniversary.
      But knowing Nintendo they will most likely only acknowledge Zelda’s 35th meanwhile it will also be Metroid’s and Kid Icarus Anniversaries as well.
      We also got 20 years since Luigi’s Mansion, Golden Sun oh and *SUPER SMASH BROS MELEEEEEEEE*

    • @narxmagee727
      @narxmagee727 4 года назад

      @@brandonwilliams6119 Those poor Mother fans. The games been out for a decade and a half and Lucas' only appearance in the West is through Smash. Makes you wonder why Nintendo doesn't localize it (then again it's probably for the best. Don't want it getting the limited time treatment like Fire Emblem did a few months ago.)

  • @BurningMarmite
    @BurningMarmite 4 года назад +7

    The weirdest thing about this is that some people will say anything to look past nintendos shortcomings.

    • @marzipancutter8144
      @marzipancutter8144 4 года назад

      Nah, this is different from the criticism leveled at Nintendo a few years ago, with superfans jumping to their defense despite all their shit. This time Nintendos neglect directly targets them, and the people who are complaining right now ARE the disillusioned superfans. I haven't seen many people at all still defending them. Guess people have really grown up.

    • @alienjack6375
      @alienjack6375 4 года назад +1

      @@marzipancutter8144 A lot of the people complaining are acting like this is because of Iwata and Reggie no longer working for the company, despite all of the shit that happened under their leadership

    • @marzipancutter8144
      @marzipancutter8144 4 года назад +1

      ​@@alienjack6375 You're right, a lot of this was going on before, AM2R is a good example. I suppose people like to blame the leadership change to justify why they didn't speak up sooner.
      But the fact remains that they only make a ruckus now because the stuff surfacing recently affects their favorite game and not someone elses, and this is different only because they shut down a bigger game, as I said before.

  • @superdude899
    @superdude899 4 года назад +31

    2:45 The salt in the tone of his voice, though.

    • @castform7
      @castform7 4 года назад +2

      That salt is very justified.

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 4 года назад +3

      @@castform7 I don't wanna sound cliche or anything but, it's just a game.

    • @ChindlerBong
      @ChindlerBong 4 года назад +1

      @@superdude899 I'm so confused by what that even means in this context

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 4 года назад +2

      @@ChindlerBong The tournament being shut down.

    • @zsDUGGZ
      @zsDUGGZ 4 года назад +9

      @@superdude899 The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You are okay with what happened: losing, imperfection of a craft. The minute you stop getting angry at losing, you've lost twice.

  • @nikkoa.3639
    @nikkoa.3639 4 года назад +3

    Seeing the smash trailer with Iwata and Reggie is so heartwarming. I still love seeing Sakurai's announcements because there is always a bit of charm each time, the man does not get enough praise for everything he has done.

  • @FelipeKana1
    @FelipeKana1 4 года назад +11

    Big House shouldn't have caved. Nintendo doesn't have the final say, the courts do, and Big House was in the right according to the law.

  • @kodareviews3453
    @kodareviews3453 4 года назад +9

    With no virtual console on the Switch, is it any wonder why people choose to emulate older Nintendo titles they want to play?

  • @randomguy9305
    @randomguy9305 4 года назад +7

    Joycon drift: exists
    Nintendo: *I have never seen this man in my life.*

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 4 года назад +16

    6:40 Geez, and I thought Sony was arrogant during the PS3 launch...

    • @cdvideodump
      @cdvideodump 4 года назад

      It's $599 and if you got a fucking problem, mate, then get a bloody second job.

  • @weegee_666
    @weegee_666 4 года назад +8

    Mario defeated and annoyed bowser so much that he finally decided to fight him by infiltrating his company and destroying it from the inside instead

    • @eatatjoe
      @eatatjoe 4 года назад

      That's what I'm saying.

  • @jeremygaming2287
    @jeremygaming2287 4 года назад +32

    You just express the exact thought I had this year with Nintendo they need to get they're shit together next year.

  • @redinkhearts
    @redinkhearts 4 года назад +20

    "JOYCON DRIFT" IS A THING FOR EVERYONE?!?!?!?! I BOUGHT NEW ONES BECAUSE I THOUGHT I JUST BROKE MINE OR SOMETHING

    • @RTHbeto27
      @RTHbeto27 4 года назад +5

      Yes, all Joycons eventually suffer the same fate, i suggest you to find someone or learn to repair them when eventually your new ones fall too, or tbh just use other controls

    • @Probatives
      @Probatives 4 года назад

      My were drifting and GameStop replaced them

    • @slavko5666
      @slavko5666 4 года назад

      Joycon drift existing is sad. I've been playing games on my PC tower, laptop and android phone using Xbox One S wireless controller for years. And it isn't showings signs of breaking any time soon.

    • @rikotan8453
      @rikotan8453 4 года назад

      Drift of the joycons is very common actually
      Two of my friends and including me had the joy con switch at a point
      And I see many people on internet complain about it too but Nintendo still wont do a thing

  • @Elia-nl7mg
    @Elia-nl7mg 4 года назад +1

    *Me at Nintendo in the future*
    Me: "Are you in charge here?"
    D.Bowser: "Yes, i am-"
    Me: "Nope!"
    D.Bowser: "My-"
    Me: "Wrong!"
    D.Bowser: "name-"
    Me: "I'm in charge!"
    D.Bowser: "is Doug-"
    Me: "Me!"
    D.Bowser: "Bow-"
    Me: "[whispers] I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. It says i'm the top banana in a world of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Gardie?"
    Gardie: "My master thinks you're basic."
    Me: "Is he still looking at me funny?"
    Gardie: "Yes, he is."
    Me: "Tell him to stop or i'll pull up his search history."
    Gardie: "If you don't stop looking at my master, he'll take a closer look-"
    D.Bowser: "I'm not deaf."
    Me: "And tell him his men to report to me now. Blah-blah-blah."
    D.Bowser: "Excuse me? Listen, pal, i don't know if you realize-"
    Me: "I'm sorry, CEO, what was your name?"
    D.Bowser: "Doug Bow-"
    Me: "Nobody cares! Nobody cares. Listen, CEO Nobody Cares. [whispering] You know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplisments. And nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you're now ruining a famous video game company. Have you published Mario 3D All Stars yet? Spoiler alert: It's gone, but there are a few consumers that have it forever."
    Me: (Sends out his Pokémon)
    "Ah... my babies. Whoo! Look what i have forever. You know what i love about Pokémon? They do what they're told. They follow every order. They don't have time off to go EA and count their money. Now you do what you're told. Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss... and watch my Pokémon do your job. Can you feel it, Gardie?"
    Gardie: "Yes, master!"
    Me: "We're making the fans happy, Gardie. WE'RE MAKING THE FANS HAPPY!"
    *That's a joke. I just wanted to quote Jim Carrey from the Sonic Movie. Don't take it seriously.*