Hey Nintendo, the eShop Sucks.
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
- What happened to the Nintendo Switch eShop? It's full of shovelware, Luigi Content, and mobile games. It's slow, laggy and horrible to use. There are no filters, algorithms, or worst of all, shop music. Please fix this for the Nintendo Switch 2.
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What happened to the eShop? Do you guys have any fixes for my issues or other complaints?
Get a connector and connect Ethernet cable or sit in sadness and complaint why no music😢
I just use Deku Deals and then very slowly type out my request.
Nice
The more you scroll the slower yhe eshop gets until it eventually just crashes....
I'm not sure if there is, but there should be a rating system like when you buy things on Amazon. There should be a "top rated" tab
The worst part is that most of these "Luigi games" clearly use AI generated "art." Not even original Luigi. Complete and utter garbage.
Yeah, I only pay for ethically sourced, farm grown sexy luigi
@@sanrusdyne💀👍
@@sanrusdynesauce??
The worst part...yeah...
If you need and rate "Luigi" content, games, pics, movies, you should reevaluate your life and what you're doing with your short time on earth lol
thing is, they would never add a sexual content filter because that would mean they are acknowledging that there is sexual content on the eshop
They should just not allow those to be added to the eshop
@@Stratilexwhy not, when there are people that buy them.
@@LG555 Children's safety, quality control, company reputation, etc.
@@Stratilex1. People should watch their own kids 2. The system has parental controls for a reason
I don’t consume this kind of content but you guys really need to stop being dorks about this.
@@sc9048yeah, I think the parental controls should remove them from the page. I have no understanding of why they “shouldn’t be allowed” at all when those features exist
But honestly who cares if they’re there, we just need the ability to filter them out
The hardest game Nintendo ever made was navigating the Eshop itself.
And it's a rouge-lite so you have to start back at the beginning every single time
@@JediKnight-404ROFL! I can so relate to this.
Real 😂
It’s the Dark Souls of digital stores.
hardest 300$ game my friend ever bought me
You're my hero. I'm so so sick of seeing the sex games, the AI games, the AI sex games and then the shovel ware. If it's not that, its ridiculously expensive flagship games that will never go on sale and are way too big a file size to buy digitally. Thanks for confirming that the slow loads are not my fault!
Shhh it’s called Luigi games
Not sure why these type of games are on here. A game that's 18+ and Nintendo has it like Mortal Kombat or Dark Souls: Remastered, etc. Yeah I see it being in the eShop but hentai content or even games that are like a mobile game. Like the SiMarket Simulator, Hide n Seek, Cooking Simulator, etc. Mobile like games on here in which you could get for free in your play store on your phone. 😂
Don't know why Nintendo allows this. It's not really entertaining and it just fills the eShop with a bunch of games that are bad and not worth the storage. Wish it was better than this.
I tried to filter the Luigi content on my little sister's switch and it wouldn't let me the fact that Nintendo is exposing kids to this is absolutely insane they need to fix this
Dude I was reading the comments before the video really started and I seriously thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games
im pretty sure that wont happen switch 2 is gonna come out and it'll probably be a fresh start
Y'all would be cool with it if it was the letter community content all of a sudden Corn isn't Corn it's educational and needs to be taught to all 5 yr olds so they'll know they're lgtbq
@@rushpatriot2866
You're _weird._
@@rushpatriot2866absolute brain dead take
Oh man, I thought the slowness was just my internet. That's really bad
i am sure the slowness is due to the switch just being a terrible console performance wise. it struggles to run 60 fps, the bare minimum for gaming. it is not surprising that it takes a while to load anything else.
Same here
@@mymop4422 _laughs in 24 frames_
same, i can't believe nintendo is okay releasing something that runs this atrociously
@@mymop4422 Better then my “PC”, and the WIIU Eshop is more responsive (Was). And no, fps in dependent on content, any game can run 60 fps on the right hardware, and also even the PS5 doesn’t even run everything at full fps, some games do run up fps on switch, just don’t ask me which ones. And yeah we should get a switch 2 with good performance.
The nintendo switch eshop is the only place where I can find peppa pig and hentai world next to each other.
Those are 3 words I hoped to never see in my whole life
Fr its disgusting. State of the world
No no no, Luigi World, it's Luigi World
not hentai, Luigi
Steam
They don’t make Eshops like they used to. No music, no theming, no _fun._ Not even switch backgrounds to buy. It’s pathetic. They don’t even care anymore and people just expect you to be fine with it. And of _course_ they let kids see this _Luigi_ BS.
There's not even a library tab to look for the games you own but don't have installed
The way people complain about this and the nintendo d riders will defend them to death 😒😒😒
@@Narutimake it's under "download again"
I hate having these Luigi games shoved into my son's face. The kids are actually aware of their nature and have their own expression for them: "Sussy games". Nintendo needs to step up and filter these out by default.
W kid
isn’t there a parental controls setting? shouldn’t something like that automatically remove 18+ rated games? if not that’s really awful from nintendo
That's a bit sus
@@sylvy16watch the video. He tried that and it doesn't filter them out
@sylvy16 doesn't work, still shows them it. I can't look at the walking dead game on a child account, but explicit games are unavoidable. Nintendo should just get rid of it, serves no purpose.
Fun fact: the switch EShop isn’t actually a native app.
It’s basically a website running inside a custom made browser.
know this since the beginning of switch
However since nintendo's websites are usually very well made, and run smoothly, even on low end devices, and the wii shop was also just a website, it makes no sense that the switch eshop is so laggy. They legit do not have any excuse here.
Well if you say it like that, steam is also a game launching app that uses a custom browser for its store webpage, 0 lags
@@fran117 steam runs on better hardware. the problem is that switch is running on low end but still I'm confused as to why it takes so long to load a page. I feel like the problem isn't the rendering but server latency and their search engine takes too long to respond.
@@pencilcheck Im sure you can browse the steam website without problems on hardware more inferior than switch
I’m still disappointed that they REFUSE to have a “Cart” function. I hate having to choose between:
- buy multiple games individually and risk my card locking up because my bank thinks fraud is happening with all these Nintendo transactions at once (this has happened before and I had to call my bank)
- do extended math to calculate the approximate price of what I want to get, only to remember I can only put 50$ of 100$ with no inbetween unless I want to do problem 1 again.
Just give us a Cart Nintendo. Make me giving you money EASIER pls.
This is a company that would rather have it's old games cease to exist than allow fans who would happily *pay* for said games actually be able to buy them from Nintendo directly rather than having to pay through the nose for a copy so old it may or may not even work anymore.
They're so busy banning rom hacks and emulators that are just trying to let the fans still play the games we want to play, so they can drip feed us one or two games they think we should be wanting to play, that they don't have time to actually make the e-shop good, or to put all the old snes/nes/gba/ds games etc on the nintendo -emulator- online membership page.
I mean this is what you get for being a Nintendo glazer just get a steam deck
There actually is a wish list feature
@@anthonystrangio no a cart feature lets you buy multiple items in one purchase. Nintendo hasn’t implemented that unfortunately. The wish list feature doesn’t effect how stuff it bought. It’s just a “save for later” so you don’t have to manually search up stuff you were interested in buying when you come back later.
Oh, look, a dude who doesnt respect switch owners. But srsly, I have both and lemme say, I think the steam deck is better overall but i usually play my switch more.@@rushpatriot2866
Dude I was reading the comments before the video really started and I really thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games 😭
People who skipped the part where he explained what Luigi content is are gonna be so confused
Yes
Nah, I did that and it was instantly very obvious 🤣
I skipped shovel wear lol
i read the discription before he explained it was confused for a bit 😅
The fact that people measure Luigi's dong using his Tennis model tho-
Man, these AI bros are an absolute plague, even Steam has this issue with lazy AI generated Luigi games.
Nintendo really needs to step up and give users the option to filter this slop, because trust me, it'll get worse.
It's ridiculous, and they should absolutely have a filter if they're not removing these AI games.
Steam is trying to make money however they can, because they're just one of the PC game platforms, but Nintendo is already in the positive through just buying the system and the couple games the person wants to play. The fact that there is not even a content filter, something that Steam has had for literal years is criminal, let alone quality control.
I'm never like ai generated art
it's the same guy, only one bro
stable diffusion and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
The fact I gotta pay 70 dollars for a game plus taxes and I still gotta pay a subscription to play it? just horrible
Gaming in general now days
Same on ps5
that the fact why people nowadays go for pc, sad to see consoles slowly dying, i have been enjoyed gaming on my pc but also i love to collect and play physical games because it feels like i really own them?
and the fact that, on Eshop you can't even return the game if you dont like it lol
This is why Xbox game pass is good, bc you pay 20 bucks a month for pretty much any game you can think of
Theres no reason for 10 year old games to still be 60 dollars
SAY IT LOUDER🗣️🗣️🗣️
the nintendo CEO decided games would never go on sale so customers would have no incentive to wait for the price to drop
I've noticed that a lot of the Shovelware and Luigi Content games use AI Generated art in the thumbnails as your scrolling by. Imagine being an indie developer putting out a genuine hidden gem and it gets buried by AI Shovelware garbage. Here's to hoping the Switch 2 eShop isn't a laggy unmoderated mess.
Placing my bet now it'll be a 1:1 copy of current store
Since the Miiverse, Nintendo must have given up on moderation, since it is too much work.
@@LG555 I'm guessing rather than hiring someone to manage the eshop, it's way more effective to hire game dev instead
@@LG555
Smash Ultimate's online features are proof of this. The things you see in there are wild. It's like the 4chan of official Nintendo communities.
@@LG555too much work for a company that makes BILLIONS of dollars every year to do?
I feel like the Eshop is turning into a mobile game store rather than a console game store if that makes any sense
It definitely makes sense.
@@mrkicks7817 thanks
I mean, it's getting those weird games. The recent tab without the Luigi content is either AI generated thumbnails, or just crappy mobile games.
At this point in time, it feels like the mobile game store is actually *better* filtered and categorised than the E-shop...
Seriously.. how do you make your world wide famous console e-shop *worse* than mobile gaming ads?
Worse, where each and every game is $60... Yeah I'm not paying almost $100 for a game that would be worth ~$20 on PC
Remember when Nintendo was a control freak in regards to what games could run in their consoles? Yeah, now we have Luigi all over the place and the Switch is all sticky.
When was this out of curiosity? I always thought the nintendo ds and the wii had way more sloppy games released than sony and microsoft. Like if you go to a used games shop nowadays you’ll find the weirdest nintendo games for those consoles
@@Snowbomb6yeah I remember the DS has some pretty whacky titles.
@@Snowbomb6 The NES and the SNES eras. The NES entered the market after the video game crash of the 80s, so every licensed title was vetted by Hiroshi Yamauchi. Titles for the SNES were not that rigorously vetted, but Nintendo of America did have strict content guidelines. So... Mid eighties to mid nineties, roughly?
@@epb900090% of Angry Video Game Nerd's videos disagree with this point. There was always a majority of trash games released.
@@daedrascrolls I was mostly referring to content filtering and the family friendly image NOA in particular curated. Quality wise, I think they just had to beat the shovelware of Atari which isn't exactly a high bar. What I always think is funny is that the then NOA president proudly proclaimed "Night Trap will NEVER be on a Nintendo system" in a senate hearing in 1993. Night Trap is in the eShop. 🤣
What pisses me off the most is that Nintendo is notorious for taking *forever* to approve updates for legitimate games, yet is perfectly fine with all these hentai/shovelware games popping into the shop every day.
Thissss!!!!! Indie companies are always saying how hard it is to get their games on the eshop. Ive seen some even say its too much of a hassle to even bother porting it over. 😒😒😒
Browsing down the list and then accidentally move best deals to the best seller, and then I must rescroll down again for literal 5 minutes to go back where I left off while also waiting for it to reload is one of the worst accidents to waste your time.
This is too real 😳
At that point, I literally give up and do something else. 😂 The Eshop tests my patience every single time I open that stupid store.
use dekudeals, at least it's not a giant pain like eshop was the three minutes I tried to use it.
This is the worst
or worse, it DRIFTS over to best sellers tab
Steam purposely has adult content off and something you need to turn on for every account, which is what nintendo needs.
well, the problem with Nintendo adding an explicit content blocker on the EShop is that they'd have to acknowledge that there is explicit content on the EShop, which will never happen.
And at least Steam is meant to run on your pc, which is still generally considered a more "adult" device.
Most 7 year olds dont have their own laptop, but a Switch?
@@kasagure. that argument is invalid considering i heard something about Nintendo making another mature game
@@tylern6420 how is it invalid? the only mature games they have are a couple NES games, and they're not even on the eShop. you have to go out of your way and manually search them up on the Nintendo online app.
@@tylern6420 Mature ≠ P*rn
some of the art for the... Luigi content games is blatantly AI too 💀
Yep.. all the text is probably ai generated as well
That should literally not be allowed on the Eshop because what 😭 why r we giving platform to AI content games..
Edit: I looked at all the "Luigi content" he showed and all of it, was AI. That's crazy.
don’t even call it art it’s slop at best
@@akemi_0 AI slop
To be fair, no self-respecting artist is going to put corn on a platform notoriously FULL of children and marketed towards them. These people are just disgusting creeps that don't want to be held accountable for their actions and have no skill. There's no excuse for putting a game like this on the switch... NO adult content belongs there, you have infinite other platforms to make it for.... Yet they choose the one with the most kids.
Wild. When the Steam Deck came out a lot of people said they wouldn't buy it for their kids due to it being a PC and Steam not catering enough to children according to them. Yet it's actually Nintendo who's showing kids all the Luigis
The steam deck at this point got far better parental controls. I would feel safer giving a Steam Deck to my child, than giving them a Nintendo Switch.
@@Ozzianman you can just not tell your kids the password and enable password required every time, so they cannot access the eshop ? come on people THINK and if youre unable to, may you shouldnt raise children
@@Essiggurke-r2hhaving to completely lock them off of looking at the eshop because nintendo won't do their job is WILD.
The steam deck is basically a PC, you can run linux and access anything on the web.
Im not saying to not buy it for kids, but the potential for misuse is blatantly larger than a switch
@@mentalpopcorn2304 Jailbreaking a Steam Deck is objectively harder than clicking the eShop button on the Switch and instantly getting a face full of scantily clad anime girls.
I wasn’t looking at the screen for the “Luigi content” part and let me tell you I was convinced there was a Luigi epidemic for a sec
There is a Luigi epidemic, but that's not what this video is refering to...
Let Him in you home.
@@EngineerMonkey-zp3yjit sounds more threatening when its “let him in you home”
like i don’t want luigi to go inside my human body and controll me
I was reading the comments before the video really started and I really thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games 😭
@@cornchips3285same 😭
Opening the eshop on the TV in front of family is just the most mortifying thing now. The incompetence needed for it to get to this point is astounding.
Lol
It’s expected on the Xbox and PS store as I’ve been seeing them on there for 4 years now, but the fact that this is on Nintendo now is crazy to me
how is this thing being sold to children?
@@homelander2243which is funny because i don't see these ai luigi games on the microsoft store. Don't know about playstation as i don't own a ps4/ps5 but from what i've seen, xbox and playstation stores have far better quality control, even if xbox has a fair bit of shovelware and playstation to a slightly much more extent.
Considering Nintendos' recent attack on Corn(with a P), it's crazy they're just letting this stuff on the Eshop for kids to see
Lol, nintendo thinks that they can stop r34
Their offensive is so extreme, they've forgotten their defense
@@MemeLordCrusaderthey're gonna regret it, it's just gonna triple the number of artist actively making the art
@@phillnyetheplaylistguy3759oh my. Didn't r34 go nuts with 'new content' when Disney tried to shut them down?
that was about a cosplayer grooming kids
> Open the eshop
> Wait like 30 seconds for it to load
> Trudge trough the laggiest game store I've ever seen in my life
> Filter trough cheap mobile games ports, luigi games and AI based games
> Finally find a game thats mildly interesting
> 70$ + switch online required for multiplayer
> Close the eshop
> Repeat a month later
Tragic, money hungry business practices. Somebody needs to raid the headquarters and present a PowerPoint slideshow detailing all the flaws with the switch
Some other features I'd like added include:
1. A basket/cart/trolley
2. A "For You" tab
3. An option to sort the wishlist
Dude. Ive been so upset at the lack of a cart for years, also if you uae a password to get in to the eshop you have to enter it again st purchase for each thing you wanna get
and eShop background music, that would be awesome. the eShop is so lifeless without music
How tf is there no cart 😂like it's ridiculous
@queen3333___ They need to make it a remake or remix of the Wii shop channel theme.
@@1mariomaniacThat’s actually a good idea but Nintendo is heller Keller so no language is going to make them do it
Nintendo’s too busy suing their fans for playing their games in an unapproved manner to make a store that competes with 2010 console network stores. Can’t even get a 5 star rating system. It doesn’t really matter how much mediocre stuff is added if users are able to sort it efficiently imo. But their priorities are way way way way out of wack.
Nintendos prioroty seems to be, for you to go to an actual store and buy a game phisically.
Suaramalal, spahrat all the peeeeyeehhn. Yknow that peepole are fannie zontines.. butdei juscanguei ţtugethier agen..
@@atk8758can you translate it in any perceptable language of your choice, please?
@@irregularstuff5290(idk), spread all the paaaaaaaaain. Yknow that ppl are fans(?) sometimes... but they just cant get it together again...
@@ABulbmin thank you!
I hate seeing Luigi content on my switch
Luigi’s Mansion 3 was bad enough, but Luigi’s Mansion 2 was just too much.
And now they’re releasing a new Mario and LUIGI game? Disgusting
this comment is literally amazing
Nice joke
-Starlow
@@droyconStarlo should’ve called the Feisty Five “The Feisty Few” when Clover joined
@@MacFan710 idk how we ended up talking abt Undertale yellow but I like it
It's weird how Nintendo went from The Kid Friendly Family Console where games like Mortal Kombat didn't even feature fatalities , to seeing Adult games on their estore.
Luigi Content is tame, what you really want is the Waluigi content.
😂😂😂
WAHHH
Oh no 😂
or wario content
well thats tame what about yoshi content.
I thought the lag scrolling the eshop was my Australian Internet lol. As a mum I do not want my young daughter seeing all that "Luigi" content, and yeah ofc you can change the settings but the suggestive thumbnails are still there and that make no sense to me.
I could imagine someone's daughter mistaking "Luigi Content" games as girl games, that sounds like a nightmare to deal with.
Just require a password when entering the eshop, it' not likely that they'll know your nintendo account password, and it'll save you from them spending your money on trash games that they would only play from 2 minutes.
Unfortunately it's not just Australian internet making it slow. Even on a North American connection with an unlimited data plan, the eShop just has poor loading time and overall performance.
“They take up space…” Spot on. It’s so annoying in that laggy e-shop.
I’ve voiced out my opinion in their e-shop questionnaire.
Finally! I have been so confused as to why there are so many "Luigi" games and mobile games on the e-shop. I'm really glad I'm not the only person who is concerned/upset that the e-shop is the way it is.
I feel like its too late at this point cuz the switch is at the end of its life cycle .
I never understood why the Great Deals' page didn't show you first the games you have in your wishlist that are on sale… As if Nintendo didn't know how capitalism works.
Yes, and that's exactly what Steam is doing! They send you notifications for this. I don't understand how lazy Nintendo is on this "detail", that's stupid!
They don't know capitalism works
@@LeFacteurK...and thats exactly what nintendo does
@LeFacteurK Nintendo does also send emails about wishlist games being on sale, but yeah, nothing in the actual eShop
Good topic. As a mother I've had to change my daughters account so she can't even acess the e-shop without me putting in my details now. So if she wants a new game with her pocket money savings, I have to do it all for her. At least before she could browse and add to wishlist saftley. Not now. 😢
I still don't understand why it's so painfully sluggish to the point of making people not want to open the store. It's almost like the browser it's using has no image cache and it's using software rendering. There is no excuse for these basic menus to run worse than a Gen 1 Fire Tablet.
It was a conscious decision to have the eShop use as little ram as possible, just because they still wanted you to be able to open it without you having to close your game. That's why it runs so terrible
i literally refuse to open the eshop unless i absolutely need to bc it runs so bad
I did an experiment with the switch eshop. I went to the “newest released” page, and wrote down the game that was newest. Twelve days later, I went back and counted how many P***ography game have been released in that period. It was FIFTEEN!!!!!!
Steam has a cool feature that lets you mark a game as "played on another platform" so it will stop recomending it in the store, while using it to recomend further titles.
How did I not know this. That’s actually super cool
This seriously needs to become the standard on all platforms
Steam is so good that they're being accused of being a monopoly, when they really aren't, it's just a good place to buy and sell games
@@varenoftatooine2393 Let me guess, Epic Games is saying that?
@@devonm042690 yep jealous they cant pay their way to success
The term Luigi content is a banger but the act a block of this doesn’t work on a child’s act SHOULD BE A LAWSUIT tf I don’t want my children being taunted by it tf
yeah um, someone needs to sue Nintendo and force this.
@@king_kiff3969 they need to think of the children like they usually do.
@@Trippydrip246they only think about money
@@gren_3352yeah modern nintendo is definantly falling from grace reputation wise (and deservedly, i should add).
Almost like they planned like Disney's craziness..
There is also a ton of AI games, both within the thumbnails and the games themselves. Especially with the "luigi games" now. The ones you have shown are all AI image puzzle games which are crazy.
Nintendo is against ai yet they allow ai slop on their platform. great job nintendo
A lot of the Luigi content is like the same 12ish games but they constantly get refreshed into the top recent releases because they "bundle" the game with a dlc for a dollar or two so it refreshes with the "bundle" being a "new" release.
Ive seen people saying that these games get rereleased and go on sale every other week so thats why theyre always trending.
This is like if RUclips’s home page just showed you what videos have the most views instead of any algorithm, which in turn just makes those videos on the home page even more popular.
It already does this.
They also need a refund feature! I have bought games that I played for a few minutes, realized I didn't like it, and wanted my money back but, unlike Steam, you can not get your money back! So now I'm scared to try new games because, if I get them and don't like them, that money is gone!
SAME! I tried Super Mario Party and completely hated it! I despised how little control I had, and played for like 20 minutes before stopping. Now, I'm lacking 50 bucks and have a game I don't like.
Keep dreaming if u want a feature like that. It's Nintendo
Can we mention the awful E-shop Interface? It looks like a simple HTML website build in 2003.
Very likely exactly what it is
cant even handle a simple mp3 😭
I only know HTML and CSS and I could probably make a website better than this.
Actually, it apparently is! Well, sort of.
Agreed
I logged in and checked the "recent releases" tab and from the top of the list it took me 124 games before I reached the first non-shovelware game.
That first game was Paper Mario TTYD remake 1 week after it's release. then back to another double/triple digit shovelware games.
You are not going to find actual games through the E-Shop unless you exclusively filter by price.
it's so wild how Nin10do saved the video game industry back in the 80's by strictly allowing only Nin10do approved games that are up to their quality standards and now this is the state of their software offerings... we have truly come full circle.
The Year of Luigi just got a whole nother meaning
Yep
Hi no 😂
Mmmmmm, luigi content
underrated comment
Look.. Luigi got his own year because he needs some love.
It's now he's getting some love and some luuurrrrvvveee
Remember the "Nintendo seal of quality" what happened to that?
Be honest and look at the NES games that also had that seal. It’s been useless since it existed
That's only for the game they create
It’s now the “Luigi Seal of Quality”
@@WhateverWhenever888 I trust THAT more than Nintendo's.
@@mattigi Same dude!
finally someone talks abt this bc ive seen soo many ai hentai games everytime i js wanna find something new, its so weird and disturbing considering majority of the ppl who use nintendos are literal children. like who is letting these games be put in the shop???
nintendo.
child predators.
Not to mention the bundles. Like you have the normal editions, but then you also have amazing, premium, deluxe, ultimate, ultra ultimate, ultra platinum ultra amazing, utlra extended, ultra special or definitive editions, extended, complete, happy, special, extreme GOTY (AAA Clock), director's cut and most of them are the Lugia content
i’d love to know the differences between each version (if there even are any.) it’s disgusting.
@@picori. Basically it's a way for shovelware publishers to keep their game at the top of the most recent list. They release a game with ten billion dlc packs, and then release bundles that contain different mixes of those dlc packs.
@@picori. Same here, but to actually look at would be a waste of time. I'm not even sure I put down all of the bundles.
What's the difference between Luigi and Lugia content?
@@zachtwilightwindwaker596 Luigi content is the word he used for the adult games or the hentai games
The amount of *Censored* 18+ naughty Games on the eshop is Unreal.
I always forget that switches hentai games are also on switch but actually have nudity and are only suggestive on switch
Tommy Tallarico would be proud.
At this rate, we might as well dub the Eshop a second Nutaku
None of them are actually that naughty. They're still inappropriate and shouldn't not be visible to minors.
Now that ai "art" is a thing people can just have it pump out 18+ or suggestive images and slap it anywhere they can.
My problem with the "Luigi" content is that almost all of it in the new releases tab will be ai slop, which is just something I don't want to see.
Youre a genshin fan, you have NO say in this lil bud
@@Tamashiifuxk I hardly play Genshin now, but their character designs are great. Also I play many other titles and Genshin isn't even in my top 5 fave games. Game franchises I love more include Fire Emblem, Pokémon, Terraria, Zelda, Halo, Titanfall, Forza Horizon, Metroid, 3D Mario and Mario Kart to name a few.
@@calussy8040 i dont care? Genshin is filled with sexualised characters and fan service + sexualised chibi characters (like diona and klee)
@@Tamashiifuxk where is the sexualisation of minors in the game? I would like to know as I've never seen anything that does what you are saying in the game, unless you are talking about pdf files online who sexualise those characters, which I also don't ever see since I don't use twitter, Reddit etc.
@@calussy8040 why are you ignoring my other fact about almost all characters being sexualized? Just say that you know it but dont wanna admit it
Honestly there's only one publisher I wish to filter out, and that's Reddeer Games. The sheer amount of crap they shovel onto the eshop, with their constant "special edition" re-releases of the same 5 games over and over again is maddening.
Nintendo really needs to fix this feature because my little brother asked me what hentai was
Tell him its when you put a tie on a hen.
@@h.a.6790 and also make instructions so he doesn’t have to look it up and contemplate life (meirl)
it's over
@@h.a.6790 That's like an idea I came up with where masturbating is just prank calling professionals at something, therefore "baiting" a "master".
-Yo'ster
Just tell him it's a genre of games for mommy and daddy
oml I thought I was the only one who noticed the excess Luigi content on the eShop. Like not only a little kid can view that stuff so easily, but most of the time they cost like a dollar so it makes it even easier for a kid to go buy!
I’m still terrified my lil sis is gonna see that stuff, and I still can’t believe Nintendo hasn’t added some kind of filter or employee that could take that stuff off
Because they WANT kids to see it. Simple as that. Ruining kids innocence is their goal.
What I hate is that Nintendo has a history of marketing itself as the “family friendly game company”. Yet they let ai generated soft core 🌽 onto their eshop for everyone and their children to see.
it's kinda hilarious to me, ngl
how does nintendo go from the dream that was the Wii Shop Channel to this
They want to get away with the bare minimum
The Wii Shop wasn't particularly speedy either to be fair
@@Thornskade i mean to be fair, the wii is like almost twenty years old. with the switch they have literally no excuse for it to be ACTIVELY WORSE.
@@Thornskade the wii was also the equivalent of two gamecubes taped together and not built for online functionality
nintendo: We're very family friendly
also nintendo: Let's allow corn games on our eShop!
Nintendo could at least hire some people to routinely check the recently uploaded, and the search, then they need to report any luigi corn they find to someone working at nintendo so they can take it down
*Luigi
Mmmm. Corn 🌽
@@codyr.48 💀
i love canal corn @@iamnoob573
I would like to add that some shovel ware and Luigi games have multiple bundles and editions that don't really add anything to the game. They do that because every new bundle is labeled as a "New release" and appears once again in the recent releases tab, exploiting the system.
I exclusively use Deku Deals as my Switch eShop now. It makes sales so much easier to track with full price histories, and it knows what games people actually want to see. Plus, it actually loads!
I 100% agree with you……I don’t understand why the H word can be in the pictures……there is only one meaning for it and as a parent I defiantly don’t want my kids to look at the eshop.
Cause the meaning of H word means they can
You mean luigi content
Seriously. I don't care if they can't click on the game to see what it's about. Curious kids will see that word in 20 percent of the games in the store and look it up on the internet to see what it means. It should be effortless for Nintendo to just update the store so that it doesn't show those games at all. It wouldn't even be considered an algorithm it's so simple.
The luigi word means pervert that's why they get away with it
@@joshua.h your not being real if you think they don’t see that without that word added I’ve googled Pokémon and seen worse lol
Its not just Nintendo that has the "eshop" problem. Wish they would let us block developers/publishers.
Except it's not just a couple developers / publishers, it's lots of them, so it would be impossible to block all the luigi content developers.
@@ego-lay_atman-bay its not just luigi content, look up "lady in a leotard with a gun", im all for indie developers, but some really just need to find something else to do. Well a lot.
PlayStation and Xbox have Luigi content, but they’ll only come up if you search for them so it’s calm
@@greengoop they also just pop up if you are looking through the sales tab. Sales tab show all that are sale. Not just Luigi stuff.
I rather have a whitelist of devs/publishers.
it's also crazy how many A.I. games are on there too
Ye, unfortunately 90% of the Luigi content on the shop is AI generated pictures
What artist would want to work for those people
@@Picoz245 those people wouldn't want to pay any artists anyway😭
It's so annoying to see man
@@Picoz245Believe it or not, there were some decently produced luigi games with good story/gameplay which yes -- should not be visible to everyone by default, but should not be a problem otherwise. Now that the AI slop has invaded everywhere, actually handcrafted things and even SFW work with anime art now could got guilty by association, which actually happened in this very video once.
So yeah rating aside, Nintendo should get their QC ASAP and remove those AI art exclusive games out of the shop, as well as Steam and other stores (or maybe mark them with a tag that is unchecked by default). It's just bad for everyone.
The fact that most Nintendo games cost 30-70 dollars then you need 37 extra dollars just to play online or with friends is just crazy
ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT PEOPLE I PLAYED WITH AND THERE WAS ONE GUY WITH NOTHING BUT "questionable" GAMES😭😭😭😭💀
WHAT 😨💀
probably the same guy who has _400 gb_ of
Using "Luigi content" in this way is one of the reasons I think AI will never truly be able to take over lol. Luigi makes no sense here yet we all understand lmao
But why exactly Luigi? What did he do? Lol
@@jonal5126
Luigi pretty
@@jonal5126 Because Luigi is the epitome of beauty
Okay I just thought the slow load time for the Eshop was because of my terrible internet. Kinda good to know it’s like that for everyone 🥴 100% agree with this entire video, thanks for bringing this up, Wood!👏🏻
Same here dude. I’m glad it’s not just me!!
me too. lmao
@@victoria126 😂😂🥴🥴
Same here so I'm really glad to know it wasn't my bad internet.
No, my Internet is super fast for everything else (163Mbps) but the eShop drags and only lets you scroll a few rows before it has to load again for several seconds.
The most insane part of this whole thing is that these games clearly do have an Explicit tag... Yet they STILL aren't being filtered out, for literally NO GOOD reason!
It is absolutely positively insane, & I do not understand it in the slightest. And yeah, if I was a parent I would be PISSED about this! I have to imagine Nintendo has gotten complaints about this yet still does nothing. I just do not understand it one single bit.
I’m a user in Korea. When I bought Switch, Korean account weren’t available so I created an US account. I registered my credit card info in eShop. I had no problem buying digital games using my US account. Out of nowhere and suddenly, I wasn’t able to buy digital game from my US account ‘cuz my (already) registered credit card was blocked. This happened about couple of years ago. Nintendo Switch eShop truely and totally sucks.
literally 1984
Nintendo added that “‘measure” to avoid players switching their country accounts and purchasing games with the foreign exchange “discounts “. I’m affected too.
When it says over 2000 games in the great deals and it only shows maybe 300 of them before they completely stop loading the rest. I'm literally missing out on the majority of what's actually on the eshop.
The Eshop really sucks
Thats the video 😂
It's riding that it's been like this for 7 years. I mostly purchase month games on my phone because it's allot faster and easier to find stuff
The worst ESHOP to date
@@oslenamartinez8673 to Daye ?
@@snowgolem007 what’s daye?
The only Luigi content I want to see is Dark Moon HD.
Atrocious. Literally advertising adult content to kids on a primarily kids platform. It's almost like going to chuckie cheeses or Disneyland and the games and attractions are like this. Insane. Why is this acceptable
I rarely comment on videos, but the amount of games on the switch that have physical copies alone is astounding. Whatever service replaces the switch’s digital store really just needs to have a better filter on what gets in and what doesn’t.
My biggest issue even besides the non-existent filter functionality and content moderation, is the fact that it doesn't show the games you already have physically. It's so easy to go "ah they have save data for this game, so they probaboy have it".
Tbh, my main problem with the switch is Nintendo's service. From generic profiles with no unique artstyles to terrible online. In addition, some features are region-locked such as 'Mission & Rewards'' and custom profiles even if you are an online service member.It's is disappointing that they prioritize adding Old games that 90% of users don't care about rather than upgrading their services.
It's Nintendo. They still think the internet is a fad.
Yet they use a webpage for the eshop, lol.
My solution is delete it entirely and try again from the ground up. Switch 2 fingers crossed. Whilst they're at it, give us music back, give us custom themes back for the home screens. Have some soul & character.
Switch 2 = wiiu of switch. 75-90% chance this happens I would say
@@Reaktron88 wii u was great co sole that didnt sell well beacuse of bad marketing
@@gren_3352 Well naming it "Wii U" was part of that bad marketing.
THIS!! do you know how much i'd pay for a splatoon themed home screen, or an animal crossing themed home screen???
at best probably like 10-15 dollars
Being able to use Decky (which is 3rd party but still) to actually breathe some life into the Deck aesthetically has been so nice compared to how utterly sterile the experience is on the Switch.
0:20 this is Nintendo’s way of saying go buy physical games
No quality control ANYMORE? It never had quality control, from Day 1 in 2017 you could find junky broken games on the eShop for Switch.
Like Vroom in the Night Sky. And games like Troll and I came out the first year too.
@@AlbedoAtoned yep that’s the game I was thinking of, Vroom released March 3rd 2017, same day the Switch launched. If you had a Japanese or European eShop account, it was there day 1. It later released in April on the North American eShop.
I think he means no quality control anymore as in back in the days of the Wii they had good quality control.
@@joshua.h Unfortunately they did not. The Wii was very well known for it's shovelware, and even on the wii shop there were shovelware titles and even some "Luigi" games as BeatEmUps would have called them. The Wii U also carried on that trend with titles like Epic Dumpster Bear and Meme Run.
tbh all they had to do was rework the 3DS eShop for one screen. completely ignore the Wii U eShop. but no, God forbid Nintendo do things that make sense.
I scrolled for like 30 seconds in the Eshop and immediately saw Luigi content… I don’t go to that place.
it is absolutely comical that the WiiU eShop (you can’t purchase anything but can still browse) runs buttery smooth to this day
Which is why I have given up and rely on RUclips to tell me what good games exist in that cesspit, and if it’s on Steam I buy it there instead and play it on my steam deck.
I recently got one and I'm in love with it
Steam is amazing.
It also has to be mentioned how publishers, mainly RedDeerGames, are making use of eShop's issues. They KNOW the recent tab is what people like to browse so they keep releasing different "editions" of their games to stay prevalent there.
Last time I checked, there were over 20 "editions" of AAA Clock. All of them just the same game but with a slightly different mix of included DLC.
My least favourite part is when i want to buy multiple games/DLC, I buy one thing, and instead of hitting continue shopping and going back to where I was, I go back to the start, and I have to type what I was searching again
My work around for this is instead of choosing "close" or "continue shopping", I press B to go back. It doesn't always work but most of the time it will get you right back to where you were. Only sometimes it will reload the great deals page.
@@rpglife7268 oh awesome thanks, I din't know about this one, but I'll be sure to use it next time I'm there
You know modern gaming is in quite a state when the one good game you showed in the thumbnail is from 2004
was anyone else surprised when they opened the e-shop for the first time at saw all these "luigi games"
Yeah for all the bragging about Nintendo is the console for families I’ve seen from people for years I wasn’t expecting all the…luigi games. And them appearing for the parental control option for families is concerning
@@onceortwiceoohuntill now nintendo really was a console for families, but they are somehow really dropping the ball lately (paid online jnstead of free like they always used to, all these luigi games and no way to filter them out are just 2 examples)
Well 3 or so years ago it wasn't like this.
Yeah it's annoying af
Nintendo is just a ball of hypocrisy now. They'll try to be as family friendly as possible, but you'll see all of those Luigi games right there up front AND EVEN WITH A CHILD ACCOUNT. They don't want you to emulate games, yet they take away access to games, like they did with Mario Sunshine and Galaxy. They have a big head right now, and usually when that happened in the past, the next generation just didn't perform sales wise nearly as well.
Timmy: *emulates a 30 year old game*
Nintendo: OMFG WE JUST LOST 101% OF OUR PROFITS
Not only do they not want you to emulate, they want to to either buy their re-released port for full price, or....pay for their own online services to emulate games 🤦
Everything went downhill after Iwata passed away.
I think the deal with the shop being so slow is that everything is loading at once and with how powerful the switch is with only 4 GB of RAM, it makes it much more difficult to do tasks like that because they might be just a bit extreme for the hardware. Unlike the steam deck which has 16 GB of ram and that’s as much as the Xbox Series X and the PS5. so it’s much easier for it to do that
It baffles me how the switch has sold as well as it has when it’s basically a smartphone with weird software
Not even webpages on phones struggle like that, though. Going through Steam's lists on the phone is less painful than the eShop.
They could even just have a filter option to filter out "suggestive" games if they dont wanna say anything like sexual/erotic
It's absolutely vile that the parental controls just Dont Work.
them just letting anybody upload a game to the eshop was the worst decision they've made in quite a while there/s so many non games asset flips and ai slop just ruining it its crazy some of the garbage people put up there.
I always thought devs had to apply to have a game up, after testings. Such nonsense
The more you scroll the slower yhe eshop gets until it eventually just crashes....
For some reason my eshop has never crashed. What error code shows up on yours when it crashes?
0:18 FR EVERYTIME I USE THE ESHOP IT FEELS LIKE MY SWITCH IS GOING TO BREAK
This is essentially like if you were at GameStop but every aisle has a stripper just randomly in the middle not even correlating to any of the games around it just tjere
Bro I was reading the comments before watching and when everyone was talking about "Luigi content" I thought it was referring to some odd new eShop trend/brainrot about Luigi that Nintendo was SOMEHOW letting slide :skull:
Wait until you find out about Waluigi content