Hey Nintendo, the eShop Sucks.

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @BeatEmUps
    @BeatEmUps  5 месяцев назад +1872

    What happened to the eShop? Do you guys have any fixes for my issues or other complaints?

    • @Paul31784
      @Paul31784 5 месяцев назад +57

      Get a connector and connect Ethernet cable or sit in sadness and complaint why no music😢

    • @TheQuackertheduck
      @TheQuackertheduck 5 месяцев назад +58

      I just use Deku Deals and then very slowly type out my request.

    • @Paul31784
      @Paul31784 5 месяцев назад +7

      Nice

    • @mikeuk666
      @mikeuk666 5 месяцев назад +58

      The more you scroll the slower yhe eshop gets until it eventually just crashes....

    • @woozyinyahead27
      @woozyinyahead27 5 месяцев назад +32

      I'm not sure if there is, but there should be a rating system like when you buy things on Amazon. There should be a "top rated" tab

  • @KrimsonKattYT
    @KrimsonKattYT 5 месяцев назад +9165

    The worst part is that most of these "Luigi games" clearly use AI generated "art." Not even original Luigi. Complete and utter garbage.

    • @sanrusdyne
      @sanrusdyne 5 месяцев назад +2058

      Yeah, I only pay for ethically sourced, farm grown sexy luigi

    • @plushmania1224
      @plushmania1224 5 месяцев назад +131

      @@sanrusdyne💀👍

    • @plushmania1224
      @plushmania1224 5 месяцев назад +60

      @@sanrusdynesauce??

    • @sharonbalbina825
      @sharonbalbina825 5 месяцев назад +76

      The worst part...yeah...

    • @EC_ATV_Outdoors
      @EC_ATV_Outdoors 5 месяцев назад +193

      If you need and rate "Luigi" content, games, pics, movies, you should reevaluate your life and what you're doing with your short time on earth lol

  • @Belzabond
    @Belzabond 5 месяцев назад +4817

    Oh man, I thought the slowness was just my internet. That's really bad

    • @mymop4422
      @mymop4422 5 месяцев назад +175

      i am sure the slowness is due to the switch just being a terrible console performance wise. it struggles to run 60 fps, the bare minimum for gaming. it is not surprising that it takes a while to load anything else.

    • @erilysmarie92
      @erilysmarie92 4 месяца назад +6

      Same here

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 4 месяца назад +37

      @@mymop4422 _laughs in 24 frames_

    • @glitchygutz
      @glitchygutz 4 месяца назад +13

      same, i can't believe nintendo is okay releasing something that runs this atrociously

    • @gamersixtytwo5436
      @gamersixtytwo5436 4 месяца назад

      @@mymop4422 Better then my “PC”, and the WIIU Eshop is more responsive (Was). And no, fps in dependent on content, any game can run 60 fps on the right hardware, and also even the PS5 doesn’t even run everything at full fps, some games do run up fps on switch, just don’t ask me which ones. And yeah we should get a switch 2 with good performance.

  • @Blueybeak
    @Blueybeak 5 месяцев назад +8693

    thing is, they would never add a sexual content filter because that would mean they are acknowledging that there is sexual content on the eshop

    • @Stratilex
      @Stratilex 5 месяцев назад +654

      They should just not allow those to be added to the eshop

    • @LG555
      @LG555 5 месяцев назад +148

      ​@@Stratilexwhy not, when there are people that buy them.

    • @Stratilex
      @Stratilex 5 месяцев назад +874

      @@LG555 Children's safety, quality control, company reputation, etc.

    • @sc9048
      @sc9048 5 месяцев назад +527

      @@Stratilex1. People should watch their own kids 2. The system has parental controls for a reason
      I don’t consume this kind of content but you guys really need to stop being dorks about this.

    • @Pokemeninblack
      @Pokemeninblack 5 месяцев назад +616

      @@sc9048yeah, I think the parental controls should remove them from the page. I have no understanding of why they “shouldn’t be allowed” at all when those features exist
      But honestly who cares if they’re there, we just need the ability to filter them out

  • @Nyxxeonn
    @Nyxxeonn 2 месяца назад +544

    What pisses me off the most is that Nintendo is notorious for taking *forever* to approve updates for legitimate games, yet is perfectly fine with all these hentai/shovelware games popping into the shop every day.

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 2 месяца назад +62

      Thissss!!!!! Indie companies are always saying how hard it is to get their games on the eshop. Ive seen some even say its too much of a hassle to even bother porting it over. 😒😒😒

    • @azimuthclark462
      @azimuthclark462 Месяц назад +8

      I've been waiting for Long Dark update for years! The Dlc released broke the game, now more waiting. It's unreal.
      2 years waitng for the dlc, now it's busted, and another 6 months to wait... spoiler, the update is still not out.

  • @mrmctoasty330
    @mrmctoasty330 5 месяцев назад +4471

    The nintendo switch eshop is the only place where I can find peppa pig and hentai world next to each other.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 4 месяца назад +139

      Those are 3 words I hoped to never see in my whole life

    • @Momo-po5tn
      @Momo-po5tn 4 месяца назад +67

      Fr its disgusting. State of the world

    • @Hextore
      @Hextore 4 месяца назад +77

      No no no, Luigi World, it's Luigi World

    • @dolleastar
      @dolleastar 4 месяца назад +23

      not hentai, Luigi

    • @iLgaming334
      @iLgaming334 4 месяца назад +10

      Steam

  • @Chickapooza
    @Chickapooza 5 месяцев назад +4244

    I tried to filter the Luigi content on my little sister's switch and it wouldn't let me the fact that Nintendo is exposing kids to this is absolutely insane they need to fix this

    • @Ellie_b0_belly
      @Ellie_b0_belly 4 месяца назад +443

      Dude I was reading the comments before the video really started and I seriously thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games

    • @thepopmanbrad
      @thepopmanbrad 4 месяца назад +17

      im pretty sure that wont happen switch 2 is gonna come out and it'll probably be a fresh start

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 4 месяца назад +14

      Y'all would be cool with it if it was the letter community content all of a sudden Corn isn't Corn it's educational and needs to be taught to all 5 yr olds so they'll know they're lgtbq

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 месяца назад +271

      ​@@rushpatriot2866
      You're _weird._

    • @swagbucks1273
      @swagbucks1273 4 месяца назад +189

      @@rushpatriot2866absolute brain dead take

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 5 месяцев назад +8853

    The hardest game Nintendo ever made was navigating the Eshop itself.

    • @JediKnight-404
      @JediKnight-404 5 месяцев назад +324

      And it's a rouge-lite so you have to start back at the beginning every single time

    • @jdavid3885
      @jdavid3885 5 месяцев назад +52

      @@JediKnight-404ROFL! I can so relate to this.

    • @EmmaJ_95
      @EmmaJ_95 5 месяцев назад +8

      Real 😂

    • @BeachPizzaGaming
      @BeachPizzaGaming 5 месяцев назад +51

      It’s the Dark Souls of digital stores.

    • @Sairiui
      @Sairiui 5 месяцев назад +18

      hardest 300$ game my friend ever bought me

  • @Fefe65800
    @Fefe65800 3 месяца назад +251

    > Open the eshop
    > Wait like 30 seconds for it to load
    > Trudge trough the laggiest game store I've ever seen in my life
    > Filter trough cheap mobile games ports, luigi games and AI based games
    > Finally find a game thats mildly interesting
    > 70$ + switch online required for multiplayer
    > Close the eshop
    > Repeat a month later

    • @kingjiy2778
      @kingjiy2778 2 месяца назад +9

      Tragic, money hungry business practices. Somebody needs to raid the headquarters and present a PowerPoint slideshow detailing all the flaws with the switch

    • @Otome_chan311
      @Otome_chan311 2 месяца назад +2

      You filter through cheap mobile game ports. I buy expensive mobile game ports. We are not the same. Seriously though I'll continue to throw my money at voltage for every one of those mobile otome games they port over 😂 😂
      But yeah, I want games like "oops I said yes" and "romancing pigeon game", not houseflipper 3000 and steamy Luigi puzzle.

    • @snowmeows3342
      @snowmeows3342 4 дня назад +1

      I looked at the eshop for like 5 seconds and already found "Basketball Legends 24" with an ai generated thumbnail and PS2 graphics in the "gameplay" showcase

    • @colixart
      @colixart 3 дня назад

      My mother buys the shovel ware games lol

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 4 месяца назад +1275

    They don’t make Eshops like they used to. No music, no theming, no _fun._ Not even switch backgrounds to buy. It’s pathetic. They don’t even care anymore and people just expect you to be fine with it. And of _course_ they let kids see this _Luigi_ BS.

    • @Narutimake
      @Narutimake 2 месяца назад +68

      There's not even a library tab to look for the games you own but don't have installed

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 2 месяца назад +30

      The way people complain about this and the nintendo d riders will defend them to death 😒😒😒

    • @CeeGeeFursuits
      @CeeGeeFursuits 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@Narutimake it's under "download again"

    • @skyesyd221
      @skyesyd221 2 месяца назад +2

      Not like the Wii also had tons of shovelware

    • @sinEARTHBORN
      @sinEARTHBORN Месяц назад +11

      no themes or wallpapers on switch is so wild to me. i dont understand how its not a feature

  • @asteria9963
    @asteria9963 5 месяцев назад +4087

    I hate having these Luigi games shoved into my son's face. The kids are actually aware of their nature and have their own expression for them: "Sussy games". Nintendo needs to step up and filter these out by default.

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 5 месяцев назад +313

      W kid

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 5 месяцев назад +140

      isn’t there a parental controls setting? shouldn’t something like that automatically remove 18+ rated games? if not that’s really awful from nintendo

    • @Superduperfreakingmario
      @Superduperfreakingmario 5 месяцев назад +28

      That's a bit sus

    • @Aleera616
      @Aleera616 5 месяцев назад +562

      ​@@sylvy16watch the video. He tried that and it doesn't filter them out

    • @christopherross282
      @christopherross282 5 месяцев назад +196

      ​@sylvy16 doesn't work, still shows them it. I can't look at the walking dead game on a child account, but explicit games are unavoidable. Nintendo should just get rid of it, serves no purpose.

  • @evamarias8896
    @evamarias8896 5 месяцев назад +2076

    I’m still disappointed that they REFUSE to have a “Cart” function. I hate having to choose between:
    - buy multiple games individually and risk my card locking up because my bank thinks fraud is happening with all these Nintendo transactions at once (this has happened before and I had to call my bank)
    - do extended math to calculate the approximate price of what I want to get, only to remember I can only put 50$ of 100$ with no inbetween unless I want to do problem 1 again.
    Just give us a Cart Nintendo. Make me giving you money EASIER pls.

    • @rebeccabriggs9452
      @rebeccabriggs9452 4 месяца назад +245

      This is a company that would rather have it's old games cease to exist than allow fans who would happily *pay* for said games actually be able to buy them from Nintendo directly rather than having to pay through the nose for a copy so old it may or may not even work anymore.
      They're so busy banning rom hacks and emulators that are just trying to let the fans still play the games we want to play, so they can drip feed us one or two games they think we should be wanting to play, that they don't have time to actually make the e-shop good, or to put all the old snes/nes/gba/ds games etc on the nintendo -emulator- online membership page.

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 4 месяца назад +16

      I mean this is what you get for being a Nintendo glazer just get a steam deck

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio 4 месяца назад

      There actually is a wish list feature

    • @evamarias8896
      @evamarias8896 4 месяца назад +78

      @@anthonystrangio no a cart feature lets you buy multiple items in one purchase. Nintendo hasn’t implemented that unfortunately. The wish list feature doesn’t effect how stuff it bought. It’s just a “save for later” so you don’t have to manually search up stuff you were interested in buying when you come back later.

    • @Elijah_the_weyo_boy
      @Elijah_the_weyo_boy 4 месяца назад

      Oh, look, a dude who doesnt respect switch owners. But srsly, I have both and lemme say, I think the steam deck is better overall but i usually play my switch more.​@@rushpatriot2866

  • @mrswizzlestickz2646
    @mrswizzlestickz2646 4 месяца назад +619

    Theres no reason for 10 year old games to still be 60 dollars

    • @ProdLucio
      @ProdLucio 2 месяца назад +25

      SAY IT LOUDER🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @NealCaffrey-i9m
      @NealCaffrey-i9m 2 месяца назад +23

      the nintendo CEO decided games would never go on sale so customers would have no incentive to wait for the price to drop

    • @matildatheoboldt2261
      @matildatheoboldt2261 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@NealCaffrey-i9m feel like that backfires when people get xbox for game pass since it is more cost effective in the long run

    • @someidiotmetalhead
      @someidiotmetalhead 2 месяца назад

      ​@@NealCaffrey-i9mlaughing in buying used on ebay

    • @josephmoore4764
      @josephmoore4764 2 месяца назад +2

      That's just Nintendo pricing bs, always been bad

  • @MataNataM
    @MataNataM 5 месяцев назад +5785

    Fun fact: the switch EShop isn’t actually a native app.
    It’s basically a website running inside a custom made browser.

    • @pencilcheck
      @pencilcheck 5 месяцев назад +163

      know this since the beginning of switch

    • @ego-lay_atman-bay
      @ego-lay_atman-bay 5 месяцев назад +1068

      However since nintendo's websites are usually very well made, and run smoothly, even on low end devices, and the wii shop was also just a website, it makes no sense that the switch eshop is so laggy. They legit do not have any excuse here.

    • @fran117
      @fran117 5 месяцев назад +186

      Well if you say it like that, steam is also a game launching app that uses a custom browser for its store webpage, 0 lags

    • @pencilcheck
      @pencilcheck 5 месяцев назад +71

      @@fran117 steam runs on better hardware. the problem is that switch is running on low end but still I'm confused as to why it takes so long to load a page. I feel like the problem isn't the rendering but server latency and their search engine takes too long to respond.

    • @fran117
      @fran117 5 месяцев назад +99

      @@pencilcheck Im sure you can browse the steam website without problems on hardware more inferior than switch

  • @dennyadol3302
    @dennyadol3302 5 месяцев назад +10109

    The fact I gotta pay 70 dollars for a game plus taxes and I still gotta pay a subscription to play it? just horrible

    • @haileymorris174
      @haileymorris174 5 месяцев назад +698

      Gaming in general now days

    • @b3n490
      @b3n490 5 месяцев назад +256

      Same on ps5

    • @svbpaya8905
      @svbpaya8905 5 месяцев назад +680

      that the fact why people nowadays go for pc, sad to see consoles slowly dying, i have been enjoyed gaming on my pc but also i love to collect and play physical games because it feels like i really own them?

    • @svbpaya8905
      @svbpaya8905 5 месяцев назад +320

      and the fact that, on Eshop you can't even return the game if you dont like it lol

    • @UpPeRjAcKsOn
      @UpPeRjAcKsOn 5 месяцев назад +95

      This is why Xbox game pass is good, bc you pay 20 bucks a month for pretty much any game you can think of

  • @5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel
    @5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel 5 месяцев назад +1445

    I feel like the Eshop is turning into a mobile game store rather than a console game store if that makes any sense

    • @mrkicks7817
      @mrkicks7817 5 месяцев назад +58

      It definitely makes sense.

    • @5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel
      @5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@mrkicks7817 thanks

    • @MacFan710
      @MacFan710 5 месяцев назад +75

      I mean, it's getting those weird games. The recent tab without the Luigi content is either AI generated thumbnails, or just crappy mobile games.

    • @rebeccabriggs9452
      @rebeccabriggs9452 4 месяца назад +61

      At this point in time, it feels like the mobile game store is actually *better* filtered and categorised than the E-shop...
      Seriously.. how do you make your world wide famous console e-shop *worse* than mobile gaming ads?

    • @huglife626
      @huglife626 4 месяца назад +15

      Worse, where each and every game is $60... Yeah I'm not paying almost $100 for a game that would be worth ~$20 on PC

  • @AaronWinterhalter
    @AaronWinterhalter 4 месяца назад +155

    It's weird how Nintendo went from The Kid Friendly Family Console where games like Mortal Kombat didn't even feature fatalities , to seeing Adult games on their estore.

  • @ghost-pages
    @ghost-pages 4 месяца назад +1144

    You're my hero. I'm so so sick of seeing the sex games, the AI games, the AI sex games and then the shovel ware. If it's not that, its ridiculously expensive flagship games that will never go on sale and are way too big a file size to buy digitally. Thanks for confirming that the slow loads are not my fault!

    • @Epic7jb
      @Epic7jb 2 месяца назад +23

      Shhh it’s called Luigi games

    • @h0t5headed9
      @h0t5headed9 2 месяца назад +2

      Not sure why these type of games are on here. A game that's 18+ and Nintendo has it like Mortal Kombat or Dark Souls: Remastered, etc. Yeah I see it being in the eShop but hentai content or even games that are like a mobile game. Like the SiMarket Simulator, Hide n Seek, Cooking Simulator, etc. Mobile like games on here in which you could get for free in your play store on your phone. 😂
      Don't know why Nintendo allows this. It's not really entertaining and it just fills the eShop with a bunch of games that are bad and not worth the storage. Wish it was better than this.

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits Месяц назад +6

      ​​@@Epic7jbHey, he didn't say the H or P words, cut him some slack :P

    • @Epic7jb
      @Epic7jb Месяц назад

      @@mikeexits no matter what way he still didn’t say luigi

    • @frogrocket5000
      @frogrocket5000 24 дня назад +1

      He shouldn't be anyone's hero. The eShop has been this way for a LONG time. The only reason he's speaking up about it now is because Nintendo dropped him from the ambassador program.

  • @Jerry_quesoso
    @Jerry_quesoso 5 месяцев назад +1286

    Man, these AI bros are an absolute plague, even Steam has this issue with lazy AI generated Luigi games.
    Nintendo really needs to step up and give users the option to filter this slop, because trust me, it'll get worse.

    • @kurjaesitys
      @kurjaesitys 4 месяца назад +52

      It's ridiculous, and they should absolutely have a filter if they're not removing these AI games.

    • @thebattle7000
      @thebattle7000 4 месяца назад +24

      Steam is trying to make money however they can, because they're just one of the PC game platforms, but Nintendo is already in the positive through just buying the system and the couple games the person wants to play. The fact that there is not even a content filter, something that Steam has had for literal years is criminal, let alone quality control.

    • @lynnbarney4582
      @lynnbarney4582 3 месяца назад +2

      I'm never like ai generated art

    • @legrandarkan
      @legrandarkan 3 месяца назад +5

      it's the same guy, only one bro

    • @ali32bit42
      @ali32bit42 3 месяца назад +3

      stable diffusion and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  • @evanstar
    @evanstar 5 месяцев назад +2304

    I've noticed that a lot of the Shovelware and Luigi Content games use AI Generated art in the thumbnails as your scrolling by. Imagine being an indie developer putting out a genuine hidden gem and it gets buried by AI Shovelware garbage. Here's to hoping the Switch 2 eShop isn't a laggy unmoderated mess.

    • @Bunsense_Gaming
      @Bunsense_Gaming 5 месяцев назад +176

      Placing my bet now it'll be a 1:1 copy of current store

    • @LG555
      @LG555 5 месяцев назад +97

      Since the Miiverse, Nintendo must have given up on moderation, since it is too much work.

    • @damizan8331
      @damizan8331 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@LG555 I'm guessing rather than hiring someone to manage the eshop, it's way more effective to hire game dev instead

    • @damir_van_kalaz
      @damir_van_kalaz 5 месяцев назад +47

      @@LG555
      Smash Ultimate's online features are proof of this. The things you see in there are wild. It's like the 4chan of official Nintendo communities.

    • @justaperson8852
      @justaperson8852 5 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@LG555too much work for a company that makes BILLIONS of dollars every year to do?

  • @jackbob83
    @jackbob83 4 месяца назад +90

    I did an experiment with the switch eshop. I went to the “newest released” page, and wrote down the game that was newest. Twelve days later, I went back and counted how many P***ography game have been released in that period. It was FIFTEEN!!!!!!

  • @terrencekenz4637
    @terrencekenz4637 5 месяцев назад +1560

    Browsing down the list and then accidentally move best deals to the best seller, and then I must rescroll down again for literal 5 minutes to go back where I left off while also waiting for it to reload is one of the worst accidents to waste your time.

    • @marcraleigh6364
      @marcraleigh6364 5 месяцев назад +23

      This is too real 😳

    • @thewannabegamer9
      @thewannabegamer9 5 месяцев назад +53

      At that point, I literally give up and do something else. 😂 The Eshop tests my patience every single time I open that stupid store.

    • @russellmz
      @russellmz 5 месяцев назад +6

      use dekudeals, at least it's not a giant pain like eshop was the three minutes I tried to use it.

    • @thomasreese2816
      @thomasreese2816 5 месяцев назад +1

      This is the worst

    • @FlyAwayGarlic59
      @FlyAwayGarlic59 5 месяцев назад +8

      or worse, it DRIFTS over to best sellers tab

  • @Toxicbee97
    @Toxicbee97 5 месяцев назад +3895

    People who skipped the part where he explained what Luigi content is are gonna be so confused

    • @x_zenyy
      @x_zenyy 5 месяцев назад +26

      Yes

    • @slowbrodragon6951
      @slowbrodragon6951 5 месяцев назад +90

      Nah, I did that and it was instantly very obvious 🤣

    • @donalejandro777
      @donalejandro777 5 месяцев назад +7

      I skipped shovel wear lol

    • @thebeast7590
      @thebeast7590 5 месяцев назад +7

      i read the discription before he explained it was confused for a bit 😅

    • @franknova987
      @franknova987 5 месяцев назад +19

      The fact that people measure Luigi's dong using his Tennis model tho-

  • @cassidyreid5059
    @cassidyreid5059 5 месяцев назад +1161

    Steam purposely has adult content off and something you need to turn on for every account, which is what nintendo needs.

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. 5 месяцев назад +108

      well, the problem with Nintendo adding an explicit content blocker on the EShop is that they'd have to acknowledge that there is explicit content on the EShop, which will never happen.

    • @TheSpeep
      @TheSpeep 5 месяцев назад +45

      And at least Steam is meant to run on your pc, which is still generally considered a more "adult" device.
      Most 7 year olds dont have their own laptop, but a Switch?

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@kasagure. that argument is invalid considering i heard something about Nintendo making another mature game

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@tylern6420 how is it invalid? the only mature games they have are a couple NES games, and they're not even on the eShop. you have to go out of your way and manually search them up on the Nintendo online app.

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 5 месяцев назад

      @@tylern6420 Mature ≠ P*rn

  • @FLEXFlr3
    @FLEXFlr3 3 месяца назад +24

    The fact that most Nintendo games cost 30-70 dollars then you need 37 extra dollars just to play online or with friends is just crazy

  • @wettuga2762
    @wettuga2762 5 месяцев назад +1236

    Remember when Nintendo was a control freak in regards to what games could run in their consoles? Yeah, now we have Luigi all over the place and the Switch is all sticky.

    • @Snowbomb6
      @Snowbomb6 5 месяцев назад +36

      When was this out of curiosity? I always thought the nintendo ds and the wii had way more sloppy games released than sony and microsoft. Like if you go to a used games shop nowadays you’ll find the weirdest nintendo games for those consoles

    • @skycloud4802
      @skycloud4802 5 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@Snowbomb6yeah I remember the DS has some pretty whacky titles.

    • @epb9000
      @epb9000 5 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@Snowbomb6 The NES and the SNES eras. The NES entered the market after the video game crash of the 80s, so every licensed title was vetted by Hiroshi Yamauchi. Titles for the SNES were not that rigorously vetted, but Nintendo of America did have strict content guidelines. So... Mid eighties to mid nineties, roughly?

    • @daedrascrolls
      @daedrascrolls 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@epb900090% of Angry Video Game Nerd's videos disagree with this point. There was always a majority of trash games released.

    • @epb9000
      @epb9000 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@daedrascrolls I was mostly referring to content filtering and the family friendly image NOA in particular curated. Quality wise, I think they just had to beat the shovelware of Atari which isn't exactly a high bar. What I always think is funny is that the then NOA president proudly proclaimed "Night Trap will NEVER be on a Nintendo system" in a senate hearing in 1993. Night Trap is in the eShop. 🤣

  • @PlasmicDynamite
    @PlasmicDynamite 5 месяцев назад +887

    I wasn’t looking at the screen for the “Luigi content” part and let me tell you I was convinced there was a Luigi epidemic for a sec

    • @EngineerMonkeyBTD6
      @EngineerMonkeyBTD6 5 месяцев назад +33

      There is a Luigi epidemic, but that's not what this video is refering to...
      Let Him in you home.

    • @neptuneb2w2
      @neptuneb2w2 5 месяцев назад +36

      ⁠@@EngineerMonkeyBTD6it sounds more threatening when its “let him in you home”
      like i don’t want luigi to go inside my human body and controll me

    • @Ellie_b0_belly
      @Ellie_b0_belly 4 месяца назад +22

      I was reading the comments before the video really started and I really thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games 😭

    • @Pinkyorkie13
      @Pinkyorkie13 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Ellie_b0_bellysame 😭

  • @coldcoffeegaming2798
    @coldcoffeegaming2798 5 месяцев назад +630

    Opening the eshop on the TV in front of family is just the most mortifying thing now. The incompetence needed for it to get to this point is astounding.

    • @BogzKenny
      @BogzKenny 4 месяца назад +3

      Lol

    • @homelander2243
      @homelander2243 3 месяца назад +7

      It’s expected on the Xbox and PS store as I’ve been seeing them on there for 4 years now, but the fact that this is on Nintendo now is crazy to me

    • @Yusukeyuyu
      @Yusukeyuyu 2 месяца назад +6

      how is this thing being sold to children?

    • @AccurateDiscoFever45
      @AccurateDiscoFever45 2 месяца назад

      ​@@homelander2243which is funny because i don't see these ai luigi games on the microsoft store. Don't know about playstation as i don't own a ps4/ps5 but from what i've seen, xbox and playstation stores have far better quality control, even if xbox has a fair bit of shovelware and playstation to a slightly much more extent.

    • @benscarbro8079
      @benscarbro8079 Месяц назад +1

      i did that the other day while trying to buy SMP jamboree.
      i had some explaining to do

  • @pix3lbby
    @pix3lbby 4 месяца назад +59

    finally someone talks abt this bc ive seen soo many ai hentai games everytime i js wanna find something new, its so weird and disturbing considering majority of the ppl who use nintendos are literal children. like who is letting these games be put in the shop???

  • @faih1741
    @faih1741 5 месяцев назад +1197

    Considering Nintendos' recent attack on Corn(with a P), it's crazy they're just letting this stuff on the Eshop for kids to see

    • @Popirnot
      @Popirnot 5 месяцев назад +63

      Lol, nintendo thinks that they can stop r34

    • @joshuasiebenhofer2452
      @joshuasiebenhofer2452 5 месяцев назад +114

      Their offensive is so extreme, they've forgotten their defense

    • @phillnyetheplaylistguy3759
      @phillnyetheplaylistguy3759 5 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@Popirnotthey're gonna regret it, it's just gonna triple the number of artist actively making the art

    • @TheBathrobeWizard
      @TheBathrobeWizard 4 месяца назад +39

      ​@@phillnyetheplaylistguy3759oh my. Didn't r34 go nuts with 'new content' when Disney tried to shut them down?

    • @trixaquilon2786
      @trixaquilon2786 4 месяца назад

      that was about a cosplayer grooming kids

  • @riesonomura
    @riesonomura 5 месяцев назад +1270

    some of the art for the... Luigi content games is blatantly AI too 💀

    • @Stormcrows09
      @Stormcrows09 4 месяца назад +67

      Yep.. all the text is probably ai generated as well

    • @kurjaesitys
      @kurjaesitys 4 месяца назад +111

      That should literally not be allowed on the Eshop because what 😭 why r we giving platform to AI content games..
      Edit: I looked at all the "Luigi content" he showed and all of it, was AI. That's crazy.

    • @akemi_0
      @akemi_0 4 месяца назад +82

      don’t even call it art it’s slop at best

    • @kurjaesitys
      @kurjaesitys 4 месяца назад +50

      @@akemi_0 AI slop

    • @huglife626
      @huglife626 4 месяца назад

      To be fair, no self-respecting artist is going to put corn on a platform notoriously FULL of children and marketed towards them. These people are just disgusting creeps that don't want to be held accountable for their actions and have no skill. There's no excuse for putting a game like this on the switch... NO adult content belongs there, you have infinite other platforms to make it for.... Yet they choose the one with the most kids.

  • @naseraltaee
    @naseraltaee 5 месяцев назад +574

    Some other features I'd like added include:
    1. A basket/cart/trolley
    2. A "For You" tab
    3. An option to sort the wishlist

    • @h2dfives799
      @h2dfives799 5 месяцев назад +36

      Dude. Ive been so upset at the lack of a cart for years, also if you uae a password to get in to the eshop you have to enter it again st purchase for each thing you wanna get

    • @queen3333___
      @queen3333___ 5 месяцев назад +27

      and eShop background music, that would be awesome. the eShop is so lifeless without music

    • @wargodest
      @wargodest 5 месяцев назад +3

      How tf is there no cart 😂like it's ridiculous

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 5 месяцев назад +3

      @queen3333___ They need to make it a remake or remix of the Wii shop channel theme.

    • @7uptendo
      @7uptendo 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@1mariomaniacThat’s actually a good idea but Nintendo is heller Keller so no language is going to make them do it

  • @Kevtendo
    @Kevtendo 3 месяца назад +28

    I logged in and checked the "recent releases" tab and from the top of the list it took me 124 games before I reached the first non-shovelware game.
    That first game was Paper Mario TTYD remake 1 week after it's release. then back to another double/triple digit shovelware games.
    You are not going to find actual games through the E-Shop unless you exclusively filter by price.

  • @Ellie_b0_belly
    @Ellie_b0_belly 4 месяца назад +371

    Dude I was reading the comments before the video really started and I really thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games 😭

    • @bugsyboy
      @bugsyboy Месяц назад +9

      ME TOO! I was like “there’s no way Nintendo is making or allowing that to happen” 😭

    • @HotL1ne
      @HotL1ne 21 день назад

      I wish..

  • @LeanFuture
    @LeanFuture 5 месяцев назад +1359

    Nintendo’s too busy suing their fans for playing their games in an unapproved manner to make a store that competes with 2010 console network stores. Can’t even get a 5 star rating system. It doesn’t really matter how much mediocre stuff is added if users are able to sort it efficiently imo. But their priorities are way way way way out of wack.

    • @LG555
      @LG555 5 месяцев назад +31

      Nintendos prioroty seems to be, for you to go to an actual store and buy a game phisically.

    • @atk8758
      @atk8758 5 месяцев назад +2

      Suaramalal, spahrat all the peeeeyeehhn. Yknow that peepole are fannie zontines.. butdei juscanguei ţtugethier agen..

    • @irregularstuff5290
      @irregularstuff5290 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@atk8758can you translate it in any perceptable language of your choice, please?

    • @ABulbmin
      @ABulbmin 5 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@irregularstuff5290(idk), spread all the paaaaaaaaain. Yknow that ppl are fans(?) sometimes... but they just cant get it together again...

    • @irregularstuff5290
      @irregularstuff5290 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@ABulbmin thank you!

  • @Nicole-td5ro
    @Nicole-td5ro 5 месяцев назад +746

    I thought the lag scrolling the eshop was my Australian Internet lol. As a mum I do not want my young daughter seeing all that "Luigi" content, and yeah ofc you can change the settings but the suggestive thumbnails are still there and that make no sense to me.

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 5 месяцев назад +131

      I could imagine someone's daughter mistaking "Luigi Content" games as girl games, that sounds like a nightmare to deal with.

    • @ego-lay_atman-bay
      @ego-lay_atman-bay 5 месяцев назад +25

      Just require a password when entering the eshop, it' not likely that they'll know your nintendo account password, and it'll save you from them spending your money on trash games that they would only play from 2 minutes.

    • @bottleofsyrup9916
      @bottleofsyrup9916 2 дня назад

      A#strailians arent real tho

  • @NinDendo64
    @NinDendo64 2 месяца назад +31

    0:20 this is Nintendo’s way of saying go buy physical games

  • @juliab519
    @juliab519 5 месяцев назад +353

    I never understood why the Great Deals' page didn't show you first the games you have in your wishlist that are on sale… As if Nintendo didn't know how capitalism works.

    • @LeFacteurK
      @LeFacteurK 4 месяца назад +18

      Yes, and that's exactly what Steam is doing! They send you notifications for this. I don't understand how lazy Nintendo is on this "detail", that's stupid!

    • @NBAdux
      @NBAdux 4 месяца назад +3

      They don't know capitalism works

    • @popipopipopi
      @popipopipopi 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@LeFacteurK...and thats exactly what nintendo does

    • @ursamajo.r
      @ursamajo.r 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@LeFacteurK Nintendo does also send emails about wishlist games being on sale, but yeah, nothing in the actual eShop

  • @12thMandalorian
    @12thMandalorian 5 месяцев назад +2629

    Luigi Content is tame, what you really want is the Waluigi content.

  • @TheFwoopFwoop
    @TheFwoopFwoop 5 месяцев назад +553

    Steam has a cool feature that lets you mark a game as "played on another platform" so it will stop recomending it in the store, while using it to recomend further titles.

    • @hibiscussun7032
      @hibiscussun7032 5 месяцев назад +48

      How did I not know this. That’s actually super cool

    • @Jme_hde
      @Jme_hde 5 месяцев назад +38

      This seriously needs to become the standard on all platforms

    • @varenoftatooine2393
      @varenoftatooine2393 5 месяцев назад +58

      Steam is so good that they're being accused of being a monopoly, when they really aren't, it's just a good place to buy and sell games

    • @devonm042690
      @devonm042690 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@varenoftatooine2393 Let me guess, Epic Games is saying that?

    • @darkmist977
      @darkmist977 5 месяцев назад

      @@devonm042690 yep jealous they cant pay their way to success

  • @pjr238
    @pjr238 5 месяцев назад +724

    I hate seeing Luigi content on my switch
    Luigi’s Mansion 3 was bad enough, but Luigi’s Mansion 2 was just too much.
    And now they’re releasing a new Mario and LUIGI game? Disgusting

    • @MacFan710
      @MacFan710 5 месяцев назад +51

      this comment is literally amazing

    • @MidnightChilly
      @MidnightChilly 4 месяца назад +18

      Nice joke

    • @droycon
      @droycon 4 месяца назад +6

      -Starlow

    • @MacFan710
      @MacFan710 4 месяца назад +3

      @@droyconStarlo should’ve called the Feisty Five “The Feisty Few” when Clover joined

    • @jacfon2
      @jacfon2 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@MacFan710 idk how we ended up talking abt Undertale yellow but I like it

  • @ningboch18
    @ningboch18 5 месяцев назад +284

    “They take up space…” Spot on. It’s so annoying in that laggy e-shop.
    I’ve voiced out my opinion in their e-shop questionnaire.

  • @_ghr0_
    @_ghr0_ 5 месяцев назад +346

    I still don't understand why it's so painfully sluggish to the point of making people not want to open the store. It's almost like the browser it's using has no image cache and it's using software rendering. There is no excuse for these basic menus to run worse than a Gen 1 Fire Tablet.

    • @NPP_1
      @NPP_1 5 месяцев назад +30

      It was a conscious decision to have the eShop use as little ram as possible, just because they still wanted you to be able to open it without you having to close your game. That's why it runs so terrible

    • @heyitshollis9278
      @heyitshollis9278 5 месяцев назад +21

      i literally refuse to open the eshop unless i absolutely need to bc it runs so bad

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin 3 месяца назад +13

    The most insane part of this whole thing is that these games clearly do have an Explicit tag... Yet they STILL aren't being filtered out, for literally NO GOOD reason!
    It is absolutely positively insane, & I do not understand it in the slightest. And yeah, if I was a parent I would be PISSED about this! I have to imagine Nintendo has gotten complaints about this yet still does nothing. I just do not understand it one single bit.

  • @Trippydrip246
    @Trippydrip246 5 месяцев назад +613

    The term Luigi content is a banger but the act a block of this doesn’t work on a child’s act SHOULD BE A LAWSUIT tf I don’t want my children being taunted by it tf

    • @king_kiff3969
      @king_kiff3969 5 месяцев назад +41

      yeah um, someone needs to sue Nintendo and force this.

    • @Trippydrip246
      @Trippydrip246 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@king_kiff3969 they need to think of the children like they usually do.

    • @gren_3352
      @gren_3352 5 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@Trippydrip246they only think about money

    • @jismeraiverhoeven
      @jismeraiverhoeven 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@gren_3352yeah modern nintendo is definantly falling from grace reputation wise (and deservedly, i should add).

    • @chameleonvisit3172
      @chameleonvisit3172 5 месяцев назад +3

      Almost like they planned like Disney's craziness..

  • @Mojojojo9001
    @Mojojojo9001 5 месяцев назад +298

    This is like if RUclips’s home page just showed you what videos have the most views instead of any algorithm, which in turn just makes those videos on the home page even more popular.

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 2 месяца назад +4

      It already does this.

    • @OpalWhispersASMR
      @OpalWhispersASMR 2 месяца назад

      @@edgarnello9165it shows me videos I’ve already seen ALL THE TIME. Drives me nuts

  • @DaffCookie
    @DaffCookie 5 месяцев назад +371

    Good topic. As a mother I've had to change my daughters account so she can't even acess the e-shop without me putting in my details now. So if she wants a new game with her pocket money savings, I have to do it all for her. At least before she could browse and add to wishlist saftley. Not now. 😢

  • @ciciosweep
    @ciciosweep 2 месяца назад +13

    10:22 thats an easy one, they just hate their fans

  • @qwertyUriel
    @qwertyUriel 5 месяцев назад +647

    The Year of Luigi just got a whole nother meaning

    • @jakk2631
      @jakk2631 5 месяцев назад +3

      Hi no 😂

    • @h2dfives799
      @h2dfives799 5 месяцев назад +1

      Mmmmmm, luigi content

    • @pk251
      @pk251 5 месяцев назад +2

      underrated comment

    • @rebeccabriggs9452
      @rebeccabriggs9452 4 месяца назад +4

      Look.. Luigi got his own year because he needs some love.
      It's now he's getting some love and some luuurrrrvvveee

    • @Autumn-Muse
      @Autumn-Muse 10 дней назад +1

      The year of Luigi is really going out with a bang.

  • @frankiefromky
    @frankiefromky 5 месяцев назад +122

    it's so wild how Nin10do saved the video game industry back in the 80's by strictly allowing only Nin10do approved games that are up to their quality standards and now this is the state of their software offerings... we have truly come full circle.

  • @dragonlord6484
    @dragonlord6484 5 месяцев назад +145

    They also need a refund feature! I have bought games that I played for a few minutes, realized I didn't like it, and wanted my money back but, unlike Steam, you can not get your money back! So now I'm scared to try new games because, if I get them and don't like them, that money is gone!

    • @Digicara64
      @Digicara64 4 месяца назад +19

      SAME! I tried Super Mario Party and completely hated it! I despised how little control I had, and played for like 20 minutes before stopping. Now, I'm lacking 50 bucks and have a game I don't like.

    • @Luna-xr3dk
      @Luna-xr3dk 2 месяца назад +10

      Keep dreaming if u want a feature like that. It's Nintendo

  • @Crimsion_Fox
    @Crimsion_Fox Месяц назад +4

    Every time I've talked about the E-shop, should that be to friends or on stream I've always mentioned that there is adult content available and I'm not sure if there is any age filt... Annnnd you've just confirmed my thoughts.
    Children should not even be able to see adult content, no matter how censored or watered down of the original it is.
    Do better Nintendo.

  • @Nakiatakai
    @Nakiatakai 5 месяцев назад +382

    Not to mention the bundles. Like you have the normal editions, but then you also have amazing, premium, deluxe, ultimate, ultra ultimate, ultra platinum ultra amazing, utlra extended, ultra special or definitive editions, extended, complete, happy, special, extreme GOTY (AAA Clock), director's cut and most of them are the Lugia content

    • @picori.
      @picori. 5 месяцев назад +13

      i’d love to know the differences between each version (if there even are any.) it’s disgusting.

    • @BreakGlassForMemes
      @BreakGlassForMemes 5 месяцев назад +46

      @@picori. Basically it's a way for shovelware publishers to keep their game at the top of the most recent list. They release a game with ten billion dlc packs, and then release bundles that contain different mixes of those dlc packs.

    • @Nakiatakai
      @Nakiatakai 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@picori. Same here, but to actually look at would be a waste of time. I'm not even sure I put down all of the bundles.

    • @zachtwilightwindwaker596
      @zachtwilightwindwaker596 5 месяцев назад +5

      What's the difference between Luigi and Lugia content?

    • @Nakiatakai
      @Nakiatakai 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@zachtwilightwindwaker596 Luigi content is the word he used for the adult games or the hentai games

  • @calussy8040
    @calussy8040 5 месяцев назад +281

    My problem with the "Luigi" content is that almost all of it in the new releases tab will be ai slop, which is just something I don't want to see.

    • @Tamashiifuxk
      @Tamashiifuxk 5 месяцев назад +2

      Youre a genshin fan, you have NO say in this lil bud

    • @calussy8040
      @calussy8040 5 месяцев назад +27

      @@Tamashiifuxk I hardly play Genshin now, but their character designs are great. Also I play many other titles and Genshin isn't even in my top 5 fave games. Game franchises I love more include Fire Emblem, Pokémon, Terraria, Zelda, Halo, Titanfall, Forza Horizon, Metroid, 3D Mario and Mario Kart to name a few.

    • @Tamashiifuxk
      @Tamashiifuxk 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@calussy8040 i dont care? Genshin is filled with sexualised characters and fan service + sexualised chibi characters (like diona and klee)

    • @calussy8040
      @calussy8040 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@Tamashiifuxk where is the sexualisation of minors in the game? I would like to know as I've never seen anything that does what you are saying in the game, unless you are talking about pdf files online who sexualise those characters, which I also don't ever see since I don't use twitter, Reddit etc.

    • @Tamashiifuxk
      @Tamashiifuxk 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@calussy8040 why are you ignoring my other fact about almost all characters being sexualized? Just say that you know it but dont wanna admit it

  • @Thornskade
    @Thornskade 4 месяца назад +227

    Wild. When the Steam Deck came out a lot of people said they wouldn't buy it for their kids due to it being a PC and Steam not catering enough to children according to them. Yet it's actually Nintendo who's showing kids all the Luigis

    • @Ozzianman
      @Ozzianman 3 месяца назад +19

      The steam deck at this point got far better parental controls. I would feel safer giving a Steam Deck to my child, than giving them a Nintendo Switch.

    • @Essiggurke-r2h
      @Essiggurke-r2h 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Ozzianman you can just not tell your kids the password and enable password required every time, so they cannot access the eshop ? come on people THINK and if youre unable to, may you shouldnt raise children

    • @Simon-xi7lb
      @Simon-xi7lb 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@Essiggurke-r2hhaving to completely lock them off of looking at the eshop because nintendo won't do their job is WILD.

    • @mentalpopcorn2304
      @mentalpopcorn2304 2 месяца назад +1

      The steam deck is basically a PC, you can run linux and access anything on the web.
      Im not saying to not buy it for kids, but the potential for misuse is blatantly larger than a switch

    • @Simon-xi7lb
      @Simon-xi7lb 2 месяца назад +4

      @@mentalpopcorn2304 Jailbreaking a Steam Deck is objectively harder than clicking the eShop button on the Switch and instantly getting a face full of scantily clad anime girls.

  • @TheSunnyOne
    @TheSunnyOne 2 месяца назад +2

    Additional to all of this, I'd really like to see a single, unified, eshop across all their platforms.
    No more having to buy the same game multiple times just to play on modern hardware, no more losing your library because they're closing the shop.

  • @Chris.Batchelor
    @Chris.Batchelor 5 месяцев назад +241

    There is also a ton of AI games, both within the thumbnails and the games themselves. Especially with the "luigi games" now. The ones you have shown are all AI image puzzle games which are crazy.

    • @akemi_0
      @akemi_0 4 месяца назад +28

      Nintendo is against ai yet they allow ai slop on their platform. great job nintendo

  • @Mr.Bomboclaatius
    @Mr.Bomboclaatius 5 месяцев назад +311

    Can we mention the awful E-shop Interface? It looks like a simple HTML website build in 2003.

    • @Bunsense_Gaming
      @Bunsense_Gaming 5 месяцев назад +50

      Very likely exactly what it is

    • @Picoz245
      @Picoz245 5 месяцев назад +31

      cant even handle a simple mp3 😭

    • @Toenail_VR
      @Toenail_VR 5 месяцев назад +19

      I only know HTML and CSS and I could probably make a website better than this.

    • @EngineerMonkeyBTD6
      @EngineerMonkeyBTD6 5 месяцев назад +9

      Actually, it apparently is! Well, sort of.

    • @jasperfox6821
      @jasperfox6821 5 месяцев назад

      Agreed

  • @mattigi
    @mattigi 5 месяцев назад +479

    Remember the "Nintendo seal of quality" what happened to that?

    • @Dusty_B
      @Dusty_B 5 месяцев назад +67

      Be honest and look at the NES games that also had that seal. It’s been useless since it existed

    • @Jonathan-em8ld
      @Jonathan-em8ld 5 месяцев назад +14

      That's only for the game they create

    • @WhateverWhenever888
      @WhateverWhenever888 5 месяцев назад +27

      It’s now the “Luigi Seal of Quality”

    • @mattigi
      @mattigi 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@WhateverWhenever888 I trust THAT more than Nintendo's.

    • @WhateverWhenever888
      @WhateverWhenever888 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@mattigi Same dude!

  • @IamPotat0o
    @IamPotat0o 2 месяца назад +4

    Let's not forget that during the Wii U era, Nintendo updated the main page of the eshop every week with new art and sometimes changed the music. Nothing was lagging because it was an app and not a browser like on the Switch and the filters were also better. I don't understand what happened.

  • @ConnorGarrett
    @ConnorGarrett 5 месяцев назад +599

    The amount of *Censored* 18+ naughty Games on the eshop is Unreal.

    • @henry5274
      @henry5274 5 месяцев назад +26

      I always forget that switches hentai games are also on switch but actually have nudity and are only suggestive on switch

    • @Have.An.AmicoDay
      @Have.An.AmicoDay 5 месяцев назад +10

      Tommy Tallarico would be proud.

    • @VideIntusIGuess
      @VideIntusIGuess 5 месяцев назад +9

      At this rate, we might as well dub the Eshop a second Nutaku

    • @asteria9963
      @asteria9963 5 месяцев назад +48

      None of them are actually that naughty. They're still inappropriate and shouldn't not be visible to minors.

    • @lunaspirit5445
      @lunaspirit5445 5 месяцев назад +49

      Now that ai "art" is a thing people can just have it pump out 18+ or suggestive images and slap it anywhere they can.

  • @HHog
    @HHog 5 месяцев назад +129

    Honestly there's only one publisher I wish to filter out, and that's Reddeer Games. The sheer amount of crap they shovel onto the eshop, with their constant "special edition" re-releases of the same 5 games over and over again is maddening.

  • @Lucas_McToucas
    @Lucas_McToucas 3 месяца назад +8

    it is absolutely comical that the WiiU eShop (you can’t purchase anything but can still browse) runs buttery smooth to this day

  • @ultraginge1990
    @ultraginge1990 5 месяцев назад +138

    I 100% agree with you……I don’t understand why the H word can be in the pictures……there is only one meaning for it and as a parent I defiantly don’t want my kids to look at the eshop.

    • @kenrulei09
      @kenrulei09 5 месяцев назад +1

      Cause the meaning of H word means they can

    • @NotControlledByMillipedes
      @NotControlledByMillipedes 5 месяцев назад +3

      You mean luigi content

    • @joshua.h
      @joshua.h 5 месяцев назад +11

      Seriously. I don't care if they can't click on the game to see what it's about. Curious kids will see that word in 20 percent of the games in the store and look it up on the internet to see what it means. It should be effortless for Nintendo to just update the store so that it doesn't show those games at all. It wouldn't even be considered an algorithm it's so simple.

    • @conicthehedgehog9166
      @conicthehedgehog9166 5 месяцев назад

      The luigi word means pervert that's why they get away with it

    • @kenrulei09
      @kenrulei09 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@joshua.h your not being real if you think they don’t see that without that word added I’ve googled Pokémon and seen worse lol

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 5 месяцев назад +171

    how does nintendo go from the dream that was the Wii Shop Channel to this

    • @artyoxenfree
      @artyoxenfree 5 месяцев назад

      They want to get away with the bare minimum

    • @Thornskade
      @Thornskade 4 месяца назад +1

      The Wii Shop wasn't particularly speedy either to be fair

    • @Private.Portal
      @Private.Portal 4 месяца назад +25

      @@Thornskade i mean to be fair, the wii is like almost twenty years old. with the switch they have literally no excuse for it to be ACTIVELY WORSE.

    • @Hutch2Much
      @Hutch2Much 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Thornskade the wii was also the equivalent of two gamecubes taped together and not built for online functionality

  • @Valedictorian-t8l
    @Valedictorian-t8l 5 месяцев назад +285

    Nintendo really needs to fix this feature because my little brother asked me what hentai was

    • @h.a.6790
      @h.a.6790 5 месяцев назад +62

      Tell him its when you put a tie on a hen.

    • @rizz-xz9zs
      @rizz-xz9zs 5 месяцев назад

      @@h.a.6790 and also make instructions so he doesn’t have to look it up and contemplate life (meirl)

    • @Nikolas0269
      @Nikolas0269 5 месяцев назад +27

      it's over

    • @mxtoastytoad
      @mxtoastytoad 5 месяцев назад

      @@h.a.6790 That's like an idea I came up with where masturbating is just prank calling professionals at something, therefore "baiting" a "master".
      -Yo'ster

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 5 месяцев назад +27

      Just tell him it's a genre of games for mommy and daddy

  • @peachesl8706
    @peachesl8706 2 месяца назад +2

    I actually wrote a paper about this in my business strategy class for grad school. Had the algorithm here led me to your video sooner I would have cited you from this video. This is so needed, I hope they see it. I complain every time I get the option to do a survey when I use the Eshop website. I encourage everyone to do this and maybe they will get the point someday. The eshop is miserable.😅😢

  • @jacobmaynard8873
    @jacobmaynard8873 4 месяца назад +56

    Finally! I have been so confused as to why there are so many "Luigi" games and mobile games on the e-shop. I'm really glad I'm not the only person who is concerned/upset that the e-shop is the way it is.

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 2 месяца назад +4

      I feel like its too late at this point cuz the switch is at the end of its life cycle .

  • @rosesareblue610
    @rosesareblue610 5 месяцев назад +96

    oml I thought I was the only one who noticed the excess Luigi content on the eShop. Like not only a little kid can view that stuff so easily, but most of the time they cost like a dollar so it makes it even easier for a kid to go buy!

    • @eW-relever-semordnilap
      @eW-relever-semordnilap 4 месяца назад +10

      I’m still terrified my lil sis is gonna see that stuff, and I still can’t believe Nintendo hasn’t added some kind of filter or employee that could take that stuff off

    • @starlarose2216
      @starlarose2216 2 месяца назад +1

      Because they WANT kids to see it. Simple as that. Ruining kids innocence is their goal.

  • @YemmyTheFerret
    @YemmyTheFerret 5 месяцев назад +141

    it's also crazy how many A.I. games are on there too

    • @O52T
      @O52T 5 месяцев назад +27

      Ye, unfortunately 90% of the Luigi content on the shop is AI generated pictures

    • @Picoz245
      @Picoz245 5 месяцев назад +23

      What artist would want to work for those people

    • @Lazzuuu
      @Lazzuuu 5 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@Picoz245 those people wouldn't want to pay any artists anyway😭

    • @angelichourstonight
      @angelichourstonight 5 месяцев назад

      It's so annoying to see man

    • @zeroyuki92
      @zeroyuki92 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Picoz245Believe it or not, there were some decently produced luigi games with good story/gameplay which yes -- should not be visible to everyone by default, but should not be a problem otherwise. Now that the AI slop has invaded everywhere, actually handcrafted things and even SFW work with anime art now could got guilty by association, which actually happened in this very video once.
      So yeah rating aside, Nintendo should get their QC ASAP and remove those AI art exclusive games out of the shop, as well as Steam and other stores (or maybe mark them with a tag that is unchecked by default). It's just bad for everyone.

  • @NoLieIm51
    @NoLieIm51 3 месяца назад +2

    I’m happy you made a video on this. I thought I was going crazy there is so much Luigi content on a Nintendo system

  • @StitchObsessed
    @StitchObsessed 5 месяцев назад +198

    Okay I just thought the slow load time for the Eshop was because of my terrible internet. Kinda good to know it’s like that for everyone 🥴 100% agree with this entire video, thanks for bringing this up, Wood!👏🏻

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 месяцев назад +5

      Same here dude. I’m glad it’s not just me!!

    • @victoria126
      @victoria126 5 месяцев назад +1

      me too. lmao

    • @StitchObsessed
      @StitchObsessed 5 месяцев назад

      @@victoria126 😂😂🥴🥴

    • @sameerakhan7455
      @sameerakhan7455 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same here so I'm really glad to know it wasn't my bad internet.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 5 месяцев назад +1

      No, my Internet is super fast for everything else (163Mbps) but the eShop drags and only lets you scroll a few rows before it has to load again for several seconds.

  • @videleon0494
    @videleon0494 5 месяцев назад +80

    I would like to add that some shovel ware and Luigi games have multiple bundles and editions that don't really add anything to the game. They do that because every new bundle is labeled as a "New release" and appears once again in the recent releases tab, exploiting the system.

  • @정희승-j4p
    @정희승-j4p 5 месяцев назад +201

    I’m a user in Korea. When I bought Switch, Korean account weren’t available so I created an US account. I registered my credit card info in eShop. I had no problem buying digital games using my US account. Out of nowhere and suddenly, I wasn’t able to buy digital game from my US account ‘cuz my (already) registered credit card was blocked. This happened about couple of years ago. Nintendo Switch eShop truely and totally sucks.

    • @repoversemedium
      @repoversemedium 5 месяцев назад +27

      literally 1984

    • @ningboch18
      @ningboch18 5 месяцев назад +11

      Nintendo added that “‘measure” to avoid players switching their country accounts and purchasing games with the foreign exchange “discounts “. I’m affected too.

  • @winonajohnson3349
    @winonajohnson3349 4 месяца назад +2

    Speak the truth my man, the amount of times this darn shop couldn’t connect to the same internet my desktop computer uses just fine. God bless you! ❤

  • @iamnoob573
    @iamnoob573 5 месяцев назад +252

    nintendo: We're very family friendly
    also nintendo: Let's allow corn games on our eShop!

    • @eW-relever-semordnilap
      @eW-relever-semordnilap 4 месяца назад +18

      Nintendo could at least hire some people to routinely check the recently uploaded, and the search, then they need to report any luigi corn they find to someone working at nintendo so they can take it down

    • @joshuatokosi
      @joshuatokosi 4 месяца назад +6

      *Luigi

    • @codyr.48
      @codyr.48 4 месяца назад +1

      Mmmm. Corn 🌽

    • @iamnoob573
      @iamnoob573 4 месяца назад

      @@codyr.48 💀

    • @umadkneegrow
      @umadkneegrow 4 месяца назад

      i love canal corn ​@@iamnoob573

  • @Flounder125
    @Flounder125 5 месяцев назад +215

    It's Nintendo. They still think the internet is a fad.

    • @ego-lay_atman-bay
      @ego-lay_atman-bay 5 месяцев назад +18

      Yet they use a webpage for the eshop, lol.

  • @Monkey2302
    @Monkey2302 5 месяцев назад +632

    The Eshop really sucks

    • @snowgolem007
      @snowgolem007 5 месяцев назад +8

      Thats the video 😂

    • @sdmoore89
      @sdmoore89 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's riding that it's been like this for 7 years. I mostly purchase month games on my phone because it's allot faster and easier to find stuff

    • @oslenamartinez8673
      @oslenamartinez8673 5 месяцев назад +1

      The worst ESHOP to date

    • @snowgolem007
      @snowgolem007 5 месяцев назад

      @@oslenamartinez8673 to Daye ?

    • @oslenamartinez8673
      @oslenamartinez8673 5 месяцев назад

      @@snowgolem007 what’s daye?

  • @Cherrytowna
    @Cherrytowna 4 месяца назад +5

    Tbh, my main problem with the switch is Nintendo's service. From generic profiles with no unique artstyles to terrible online. In addition, some features are region-locked such as 'Mission & Rewards'' and custom profiles even if you are an online service member.It's is disappointing that they prioritize adding Old games that 90% of users don't care about rather than upgrading their services.

  • @psychicpants8856
    @psychicpants8856 3 месяца назад +14

    5:25 how does the switch not have a graphic content filter that’s on by default as a requirement??? They are 10000% aware that the majority of their users are children. This is clearly negligent behavior. Disgusting

  • @PezzaJr
    @PezzaJr 5 месяцев назад +196

    Its not just Nintendo that has the "eshop" problem. Wish they would let us block developers/publishers.

    • @ego-lay_atman-bay
      @ego-lay_atman-bay 5 месяцев назад +23

      Except it's not just a couple developers / publishers, it's lots of them, so it would be impossible to block all the luigi content developers.

    • @PezzaJr
      @PezzaJr 5 месяцев назад

      @@ego-lay_atman-bay its not just luigi content, look up "lady in a leotard with a gun", im all for indie developers, but some really just need to find something else to do. Well a lot.

    • @greengoop
      @greengoop 5 месяцев назад +6

      PlayStation and Xbox have Luigi content, but they’ll only come up if you search for them so it’s calm

    • @PezzaJr
      @PezzaJr 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@greengoop they also just pop up if you are looking through the sales tab. Sales tab show all that are sale. Not just Luigi stuff.

    • @Disciplined_Fate
      @Disciplined_Fate 5 месяцев назад +4

      I rather have a whitelist of devs/publishers.

  • @karastired
    @karastired 5 месяцев назад +333

    Using "Luigi content" in this way is one of the reasons I think AI will never truly be able to take over lol. Luigi makes no sense here yet we all understand lmao

    • @jonal5126
      @jonal5126 5 месяцев назад

      But why exactly Luigi? What did he do? Lol

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@jonal5126
      Luigi pretty

    • @LemonHallPartii
      @LemonHallPartii 4 месяца назад +6

      @@jonal5126 Because Luigi is the epitome of beauty

  • @legendary_orange
    @legendary_orange 5 месяцев назад +111

    ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT PEOPLE I PLAYED WITH AND THERE WAS ONE GUY WITH NOTHING BUT "questionable" GAMES😭😭😭😭💀

  • @Aaaaabbbbbbcccccccddddd
    @Aaaaabbbbbbcccccccddddd 2 месяца назад +2

    The funniest thing is nintendo has had this filter since the 3DS (maybe DSI), as far as i remember, where with the wii u it got worse, less options, but people could rate games, as in they would answer a few questions, like "ratings", "casual/non casual (with a better naming, like they hit the mark), questions regarding genre, difficulty etc. and there were lists based onthose votes. and very restricted too, as to a few categories they would give you, but those categories made sense and were game essential

  • @jamesg.4279
    @jamesg.4279 5 месяцев назад +58

    I rarely comment on videos, but the amount of games on the switch that have physical copies alone is astounding. Whatever service replaces the switch’s digital store really just needs to have a better filter on what gets in and what doesn’t.

  • @BenAstridge
    @BenAstridge 5 месяцев назад +116

    My solution is delete it entirely and try again from the ground up. Switch 2 fingers crossed. Whilst they're at it, give us music back, give us custom themes back for the home screens. Have some soul & character.

    • @Reaktron88
      @Reaktron88 5 месяцев назад +8

      Switch 2 = wiiu of switch. 75-90% chance this happens I would say

    • @gren_3352
      @gren_3352 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Reaktron88 wii u was great co sole that didnt sell well beacuse of bad marketing

    • @Reaktron88
      @Reaktron88 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@gren_3352 Well naming it "Wii U" was part of that bad marketing.

    • @wizardfucker8999
      @wizardfucker8999 5 месяцев назад +5

      THIS!! do you know how much i'd pay for a splatoon themed home screen, or an animal crossing themed home screen???
      at best probably like 10-15 dollars

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 месяца назад +1

      Being able to use Decky (which is 3rd party but still) to actually breathe some life into the Deck aesthetically has been so nice compared to how utterly sterile the experience is on the Switch.

  • @r_apt_ure
    @r_apt_ure 5 месяцев назад +71

    When it says over 2000 games in the great deals and it only shows maybe 300 of them before they completely stop loading the rest. I'm literally missing out on the majority of what's actually on the eshop.

  • @whyjordie
    @whyjordie 20 часов назад +1

    It takes 5 and a half years to scroll the e shop

  • @jaydenspencemusic
    @jaydenspencemusic 5 месяцев назад +41

    My least favourite part is when i want to buy multiple games/DLC, I buy one thing, and instead of hitting continue shopping and going back to where I was, I go back to the start, and I have to type what I was searching again

    • @rpglife7268
      @rpglife7268 5 месяцев назад +4

      My work around for this is instead of choosing "close" or "continue shopping", I press B to go back. It doesn't always work but most of the time it will get you right back to where you were. Only sometimes it will reload the great deals page.

    • @jaydenspencemusic
      @jaydenspencemusic 5 месяцев назад

      @@rpglife7268 oh awesome thanks, I din't know about this one, but I'll be sure to use it next time I'm there

  • @freya1548
    @freya1548 5 месяцев назад +86

    Which is why I have given up and rely on RUclips to tell me what good games exist in that cesspit, and if it’s on Steam I buy it there instead and play it on my steam deck.

  • @Lassikko
    @Lassikko 5 месяцев назад +29

    It also has to be mentioned how publishers, mainly RedDeerGames, are making use of eShop's issues. They KNOW the recent tab is what people like to browse so they keep releasing different "editions" of their games to stay prevalent there.
    Last time I checked, there were over 20 "editions" of AAA Clock. All of them just the same game but with a slightly different mix of included DLC.

  • @Yoylesqueak
    @Yoylesqueak 4 месяца назад +11

    0:05 wow nice family you have there

  • @cubemage3336
    @cubemage3336 5 месяцев назад +44

    My biggest issue even besides the non-existent filter functionality and content moderation, is the fact that it doesn't show the games you already have physically. It's so easy to go "ah they have save data for this game, so they probaboy have it".

  • @Frienddogs17
    @Frienddogs17 5 месяцев назад +54

    Atrocious. Literally advertising adult content to kids on a primarily kids platform. It's almost like going to chuckie cheeses or Disneyland and the games and attractions are like this. Insane. Why is this acceptable

  • @pixelpunchyt
    @pixelpunchyt 5 месяцев назад +29

    tbh all they had to do was rework the 3DS eShop for one screen. completely ignore the Wii U eShop. but no, God forbid Nintendo do things that make sense.

  • @richey0995
    @richey0995 4 месяца назад +2

    My solution would be adding a permanent blacklist option in the settings, specifically a way to blacklist publishers, cuz most of that content comes from the same ones.
    Other than that the only complaint I can agree with is the lag issue, I think the search filters are actually pretty good, you can sort by games that are playable now to filter out all the coming soon stuff, you can sort by newest under whatever genres you want, you can sort by lowest price to highest price (and you can then filter out all the downloadable content) this is all stuff you can do on the eShop on the switch itself, you don't have to go to the website.
    One thing I do wish was different is the price range filter, I'd like to be able to type in my own price range, there are still some improvements that could be done with the filters, but I'm always able to find what I'm looking for.
    My biggest problem with the eShop is that there's no dark mode!

  • @KelmoMusic
    @KelmoMusic 5 месяцев назад +58

    we needed to talk about the e-shop 7 years ago.

    • @aloman8
      @aloman8 5 месяцев назад +4

      seriously it’s been like this for a long time

    • @Disciplined_Fate
      @Disciplined_Fate 5 месяцев назад +9

      At least it was better back then because there was less shovelware 7 years ago than today. It's sooooo much worse now.

    • @JaviSocas2My2ndChannel
      @JaviSocas2My2ndChannel 4 месяца назад +1

      I need to talk to them too. (Hands Punching sounds)

  • @EPS5000
    @EPS5000 5 месяцев назад +123

    No quality control ANYMORE? It never had quality control, from Day 1 in 2017 you could find junky broken games on the eShop for Switch.

    • @AlbedoAtoned
      @AlbedoAtoned 5 месяцев назад +6

      Like Vroom in the Night Sky. And games like Troll and I came out the first year too.

    • @EPS5000
      @EPS5000 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@AlbedoAtoned yep that’s the game I was thinking of, Vroom released March 3rd 2017, same day the Switch launched. If you had a Japanese or European eShop account, it was there day 1. It later released in April on the North American eShop.

    • @joshua.h
      @joshua.h 5 месяцев назад +5

      I think he means no quality control anymore as in back in the days of the Wii they had good quality control.

    • @AlbedoAtoned
      @AlbedoAtoned 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@joshua.h Unfortunately they did not. The Wii was very well known for it's shovelware, and even on the wii shop there were shovelware titles and even some "Luigi" games as BeatEmUps would have called them. The Wii U also carried on that trend with titles like Epic Dumpster Bear and Meme Run.

  • @CherryTop3
    @CherryTop3 5 месяцев назад +72

    was anyone else surprised when they opened the e-shop for the first time at saw all these "luigi games"

    • @onceortwiceooh
      @onceortwiceooh 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yeah for all the bragging about Nintendo is the console for families I’ve seen from people for years I wasn’t expecting all the…luigi games. And them appearing for the parental control option for families is concerning

    • @jismeraiverhoeven
      @jismeraiverhoeven 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@onceortwiceoohuntill now nintendo really was a console for families, but they are somehow really dropping the ball lately (paid online jnstead of free like they always used to, all these luigi games and no way to filter them out are just 2 examples)

    • @jarretticeearthguard8614
      @jarretticeearthguard8614 4 месяца назад

      Well 3 or so years ago it wasn't like this.

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 4 месяца назад

      Yeah it's annoying af

  • @ColossalKit
    @ColossalKit 2 месяца назад +7

    2:21 yooooo Sherlock purr 2