Hey Nintendo, the eShop Sucks.

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @BeatEmUps
    @BeatEmUps  4 месяца назад +1764

    What happened to the eShop? Do you guys have any fixes for my issues or other complaints?

    • @Paul31784
      @Paul31784 4 месяца назад +54

      Get a connector and connect Ethernet cable or sit in sadness and complaint why no music😢

    • @TheQuackertheduck
      @TheQuackertheduck 4 месяца назад +57

      I just use Deku Deals and then very slowly type out my request.

    • @Paul31784
      @Paul31784 4 месяца назад +7

      Nice

    • @mikeuk666
      @mikeuk666 4 месяца назад +57

      The more you scroll the slower yhe eshop gets until it eventually just crashes....

    • @woozyinyahead27
      @woozyinyahead27 4 месяца назад +31

      I'm not sure if there is, but there should be a rating system like when you buy things on Amazon. There should be a "top rated" tab

  • @KrimsonKattYT
    @KrimsonKattYT 4 месяца назад +8592

    The worst part is that most of these "Luigi games" clearly use AI generated "art." Not even original Luigi. Complete and utter garbage.

    • @sanrusdyne
      @sanrusdyne 4 месяца назад +1916

      Yeah, I only pay for ethically sourced, farm grown sexy luigi

    • @plushmania1224
      @plushmania1224 4 месяца назад +115

      @@sanrusdyne💀👍

    • @plushmania1224
      @plushmania1224 4 месяца назад +54

      @@sanrusdynesauce??

    • @sharonbalbina825
      @sharonbalbina825 4 месяца назад +70

      The worst part...yeah...

    • @EC_ATV_Outdoors
      @EC_ATV_Outdoors 4 месяца назад +178

      If you need and rate "Luigi" content, games, pics, movies, you should reevaluate your life and what you're doing with your short time on earth lol

  • @Blueybeak
    @Blueybeak 4 месяца назад +8192

    thing is, they would never add a sexual content filter because that would mean they are acknowledging that there is sexual content on the eshop

    • @Stratilex
      @Stratilex 4 месяца назад +607

      They should just not allow those to be added to the eshop

    • @LG555
      @LG555 4 месяца назад +138

      ​@@Stratilexwhy not, when there are people that buy them.

    • @Stratilex
      @Stratilex 4 месяца назад +818

      @@LG555 Children's safety, quality control, company reputation, etc.

    • @sc9048
      @sc9048 4 месяца назад +492

      @@Stratilex1. People should watch their own kids 2. The system has parental controls for a reason
      I don’t consume this kind of content but you guys really need to stop being dorks about this.

    • @Pokemeninblack
      @Pokemeninblack 4 месяца назад +572

      @@sc9048yeah, I think the parental controls should remove them from the page. I have no understanding of why they “shouldn’t be allowed” at all when those features exist
      But honestly who cares if they’re there, we just need the ability to filter them out

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 4 месяца назад +8524

    The hardest game Nintendo ever made was navigating the Eshop itself.

    • @JediKnight-404
      @JediKnight-404 4 месяца назад +313

      And it's a rouge-lite so you have to start back at the beginning every single time

    • @jdavid3885
      @jdavid3885 4 месяца назад +49

      @@JediKnight-404ROFL! I can so relate to this.

    • @EmmaJ_95
      @EmmaJ_95 4 месяца назад +8

      Real 😂

    • @BeachPizzaGaming
      @BeachPizzaGaming 4 месяца назад +49

      It’s the Dark Souls of digital stores.

    • @Sairiui
      @Sairiui 4 месяца назад +17

      hardest 300$ game my friend ever bought me

  • @ghost-pages
    @ghost-pages 3 месяца назад +941

    You're my hero. I'm so so sick of seeing the sex games, the AI games, the AI sex games and then the shovel ware. If it's not that, its ridiculously expensive flagship games that will never go on sale and are way too big a file size to buy digitally. Thanks for confirming that the slow loads are not my fault!

    • @Epic7jb
      @Epic7jb Месяц назад +18

      Shhh it’s called Luigi games

    • @h0t5headed9
      @h0t5headed9 Месяц назад

      Not sure why these type of games are on here. A game that's 18+ and Nintendo has it like Mortal Kombat or Dark Souls: Remastered, etc. Yeah I see it being in the eShop but hentai content or even games that are like a mobile game. Like the SiMarket Simulator, Hide n Seek, Cooking Simulator, etc. Mobile like games on here in which you could get for free in your play store on your phone. 😂
      Don't know why Nintendo allows this. It's not really entertaining and it just fills the eShop with a bunch of games that are bad and not worth the storage. Wish it was better than this.

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 15 дней назад +2

      ​​@@Epic7jbHey, he didn't say the H or P words, cut him some slack :P

    • @Epic7jb
      @Epic7jb 14 дней назад

      @@mikeexits no matter what way he still didn’t say luigi

  • @Chickapooza
    @Chickapooza 4 месяца назад +3992

    I tried to filter the Luigi content on my little sister's switch and it wouldn't let me the fact that Nintendo is exposing kids to this is absolutely insane they need to fix this

    • @cornchips3285
      @cornchips3285 3 месяца назад +405

      Dude I was reading the comments before the video really started and I seriously thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games

    • @thepopmanbrad
      @thepopmanbrad 3 месяца назад +12

      im pretty sure that wont happen switch 2 is gonna come out and it'll probably be a fresh start

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 3 месяца назад +14

      Y'all would be cool with it if it was the letter community content all of a sudden Corn isn't Corn it's educational and needs to be taught to all 5 yr olds so they'll know they're lgtbq

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 месяца назад +249

      ​@@rushpatriot2866
      You're _weird._

    • @swagbucks1273
      @swagbucks1273 3 месяца назад +173

      @@rushpatriot2866absolute brain dead take

  • @Belzabond
    @Belzabond 4 месяца назад +4433

    Oh man, I thought the slowness was just my internet. That's really bad

    • @mymop4422
      @mymop4422 3 месяца назад +161

      i am sure the slowness is due to the switch just being a terrible console performance wise. it struggles to run 60 fps, the bare minimum for gaming. it is not surprising that it takes a while to load anything else.

    • @erilysmarie92
      @erilysmarie92 3 месяца назад +6

      Same here

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 3 месяца назад +35

      @@mymop4422 _laughs in 24 frames_

    • @glitchygutz
      @glitchygutz 3 месяца назад +11

      same, i can't believe nintendo is okay releasing something that runs this atrociously

    • @gamersixtytwo5436
      @gamersixtytwo5436 3 месяца назад

      @@mymop4422 Better then my “PC”, and the WIIU Eshop is more responsive (Was). And no, fps in dependent on content, any game can run 60 fps on the right hardware, and also even the PS5 doesn’t even run everything at full fps, some games do run up fps on switch, just don’t ask me which ones. And yeah we should get a switch 2 with good performance.

  • @mrmctoasty330
    @mrmctoasty330 4 месяца назад +3792

    The nintendo switch eshop is the only place where I can find peppa pig and hentai world next to each other.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 3 месяца назад +99

      Those are 3 words I hoped to never see in my whole life

    • @Momo-po5tn
      @Momo-po5tn 3 месяца назад +55

      Fr its disgusting. State of the world

    • @Hextore
      @Hextore 3 месяца назад +58

      No no no, Luigi World, it's Luigi World

    • @dolleastar
      @dolleastar 3 месяца назад +16

      not hentai, Luigi

    • @iLgaming334
      @iLgaming334 3 месяца назад +7

      Steam

  • @Nyxxeonn
    @Nyxxeonn Месяц назад +295

    What pisses me off the most is that Nintendo is notorious for taking *forever* to approve updates for legitimate games, yet is perfectly fine with all these hentai/shovelware games popping into the shop every day.

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 Месяц назад +37

      Thissss!!!!! Indie companies are always saying how hard it is to get their games on the eshop. Ive seen some even say its too much of a hassle to even bother porting it over. 😒😒😒

    • @azimuthclark462
      @azimuthclark462 6 дней назад +2

      I've been waiting for Long Dark update for years! The Dlc released broke the game, now more waiting. It's unreal.
      2 years waitng for the dlc, now it's busted, and another 6 months to wait... spoiler, the update is still not out.

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 3 месяца назад +1098

    They don’t make Eshops like they used to. No music, no theming, no _fun._ Not even switch backgrounds to buy. It’s pathetic. They don’t even care anymore and people just expect you to be fine with it. And of _course_ they let kids see this _Luigi_ BS.

    • @Narutimake
      @Narutimake Месяц назад +54

      There's not even a library tab to look for the games you own but don't have installed

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 Месяц назад +25

      The way people complain about this and the nintendo d riders will defend them to death 😒😒😒

    • @CeeGeeFursuits
      @CeeGeeFursuits Месяц назад +9

      ​@@Narutimake it's under "download again"

    • @skyesyd221
      @skyesyd221 Месяц назад

      Not like the Wii also had tons of shovelware

    • @sinEARTHBORN
      @sinEARTHBORN 14 дней назад +3

      no themes or wallpapers on switch is so wild to me. i dont understand how its not a feature

  • @MataNataM
    @MataNataM 4 месяца назад +5584

    Fun fact: the switch EShop isn’t actually a native app.
    It’s basically a website running inside a custom made browser.

    • @pencilcheck
      @pencilcheck 4 месяца назад +157

      know this since the beginning of switch

    • @ego-lay_atman-bay
      @ego-lay_atman-bay 4 месяца назад +1022

      However since nintendo's websites are usually very well made, and run smoothly, even on low end devices, and the wii shop was also just a website, it makes no sense that the switch eshop is so laggy. They legit do not have any excuse here.

    • @fran117
      @fran117 4 месяца назад +183

      Well if you say it like that, steam is also a game launching app that uses a custom browser for its store webpage, 0 lags

    • @pencilcheck
      @pencilcheck 4 месяца назад +70

      @@fran117 steam runs on better hardware. the problem is that switch is running on low end but still I'm confused as to why it takes so long to load a page. I feel like the problem isn't the rendering but server latency and their search engine takes too long to respond.

    • @fran117
      @fran117 4 месяца назад +96

      @@pencilcheck Im sure you can browse the steam website without problems on hardware more inferior than switch

  • @evamarias8896
    @evamarias8896 3 месяца назад +1935

    I’m still disappointed that they REFUSE to have a “Cart” function. I hate having to choose between:
    - buy multiple games individually and risk my card locking up because my bank thinks fraud is happening with all these Nintendo transactions at once (this has happened before and I had to call my bank)
    - do extended math to calculate the approximate price of what I want to get, only to remember I can only put 50$ of 100$ with no inbetween unless I want to do problem 1 again.
    Just give us a Cart Nintendo. Make me giving you money EASIER pls.

    • @rebeccabriggs9452
      @rebeccabriggs9452 3 месяца назад +223

      This is a company that would rather have it's old games cease to exist than allow fans who would happily *pay* for said games actually be able to buy them from Nintendo directly rather than having to pay through the nose for a copy so old it may or may not even work anymore.
      They're so busy banning rom hacks and emulators that are just trying to let the fans still play the games we want to play, so they can drip feed us one or two games they think we should be wanting to play, that they don't have time to actually make the e-shop good, or to put all the old snes/nes/gba/ds games etc on the nintendo -emulator- online membership page.

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 3 месяца назад +14

      I mean this is what you get for being a Nintendo glazer just get a steam deck

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio 3 месяца назад

      There actually is a wish list feature

    • @evamarias8896
      @evamarias8896 3 месяца назад +71

      @@anthonystrangio no a cart feature lets you buy multiple items in one purchase. Nintendo hasn’t implemented that unfortunately. The wish list feature doesn’t effect how stuff it bought. It’s just a “save for later” so you don’t have to manually search up stuff you were interested in buying when you come back later.

    • @Elijah_the_weyo_boy
      @Elijah_the_weyo_boy 3 месяца назад

      Oh, look, a dude who doesnt respect switch owners. But srsly, I have both and lemme say, I think the steam deck is better overall but i usually play my switch more.​@@rushpatriot2866

  • @cornchips3285
    @cornchips3285 3 месяца назад +328

    Dude I was reading the comments before the video really started and I really thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games 😭

    • @bugsyboy
      @bugsyboy 17 дней назад +3

      ME TOO! I was like “there’s no way Nintendo is making or allowing that to happen” 😭

  • @asteria9963
    @asteria9963 4 месяца назад +3904

    I hate having these Luigi games shoved into my son's face. The kids are actually aware of their nature and have their own expression for them: "Sussy games". Nintendo needs to step up and filter these out by default.

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 4 месяца назад +290

      W kid

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 4 месяца назад +127

      isn’t there a parental controls setting? shouldn’t something like that automatically remove 18+ rated games? if not that’s really awful from nintendo

    • @Superduperfreakingmario
      @Superduperfreakingmario 4 месяца назад +27

      That's a bit sus

    • @Aleera616
      @Aleera616 4 месяца назад +535

      ​@@sylvy16watch the video. He tried that and it doesn't filter them out

    • @christopherross282
      @christopherross282 4 месяца назад +184

      ​@sylvy16 doesn't work, still shows them it. I can't look at the walking dead game on a child account, but explicit games are unavoidable. Nintendo should just get rid of it, serves no purpose.

  • @dennyadol3302
    @dennyadol3302 4 месяца назад +9551

    The fact I gotta pay 70 dollars for a game plus taxes and I still gotta pay a subscription to play it? just horrible

    • @haileymorris174
      @haileymorris174 4 месяца назад +674

      Gaming in general now days

    • @b3n490
      @b3n490 4 месяца назад +249

      Same on ps5

    • @svbpaya8905
      @svbpaya8905 4 месяца назад +650

      that the fact why people nowadays go for pc, sad to see consoles slowly dying, i have been enjoyed gaming on my pc but also i love to collect and play physical games because it feels like i really own them?

    • @svbpaya8905
      @svbpaya8905 4 месяца назад +308

      and the fact that, on Eshop you can't even return the game if you dont like it lol

    • @UpPeRjAcKsOn
      @UpPeRjAcKsOn 4 месяца назад +86

      This is why Xbox game pass is good, bc you pay 20 bucks a month for pretty much any game you can think of

  • @5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel
    @5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel 4 месяца назад +1320

    I feel like the Eshop is turning into a mobile game store rather than a console game store if that makes any sense

    • @mrkicks7817
      @mrkicks7817 4 месяца назад +55

      It definitely makes sense.

    • @5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel
      @5nafFNAFSquirrelsquirrel 4 месяца назад +3

      @@mrkicks7817 thanks

    • @MacFan710
      @MacFan710 3 месяца назад +72

      I mean, it's getting those weird games. The recent tab without the Luigi content is either AI generated thumbnails, or just crappy mobile games.

    • @rebeccabriggs9452
      @rebeccabriggs9452 3 месяца назад +58

      At this point in time, it feels like the mobile game store is actually *better* filtered and categorised than the E-shop...
      Seriously.. how do you make your world wide famous console e-shop *worse* than mobile gaming ads?

    • @huglife626
      @huglife626 3 месяца назад +13

      Worse, where each and every game is $60... Yeah I'm not paying almost $100 for a game that would be worth ~$20 on PC

  • @mrswizzlestickz2646
    @mrswizzlestickz2646 3 месяца назад +479

    Theres no reason for 10 year old games to still be 60 dollars

    • @ProdLucio
      @ProdLucio Месяц назад +18

      SAY IT LOUDER🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @NealCaffrey-i9m
      @NealCaffrey-i9m Месяц назад +16

      the nintendo CEO decided games would never go on sale so customers would have no incentive to wait for the price to drop

    • @matildatheoboldt2261
      @matildatheoboldt2261 Месяц назад +3

      ​@NealCaffrey-i9m feel like that backfires when people get xbox for game pass since it is more cost effective in the long run

    • @someidiotmetalhead
      @someidiotmetalhead Месяц назад

      ​@@NealCaffrey-i9mlaughing in buying used on ebay

    • @josephmoore4764
      @josephmoore4764 Месяц назад +1

      That's just Nintendo pricing bs, always been bad

  • @Toxicbee97
    @Toxicbee97 4 месяца назад +3779

    People who skipped the part where he explained what Luigi content is are gonna be so confused

    • @x_zenyy
      @x_zenyy 4 месяца назад +23

      Yes

    • @slowbrodragon6951
      @slowbrodragon6951 4 месяца назад +83

      Nah, I did that and it was instantly very obvious 🤣

    • @donalejandro777
      @donalejandro777 4 месяца назад +7

      I skipped shovel wear lol

    • @thebeast7590
      @thebeast7590 4 месяца назад +7

      i read the discription before he explained it was confused for a bit 😅

    • @franknova987
      @franknova987 4 месяца назад +18

      The fact that people measure Luigi's dong using his Tennis model tho-

  • @evanstar
    @evanstar 4 месяца назад +2232

    I've noticed that a lot of the Shovelware and Luigi Content games use AI Generated art in the thumbnails as your scrolling by. Imagine being an indie developer putting out a genuine hidden gem and it gets buried by AI Shovelware garbage. Here's to hoping the Switch 2 eShop isn't a laggy unmoderated mess.

    • @Bunsense_Gaming
      @Bunsense_Gaming 4 месяца назад +168

      Placing my bet now it'll be a 1:1 copy of current store

    • @LG555
      @LG555 4 месяца назад +92

      Since the Miiverse, Nintendo must have given up on moderation, since it is too much work.

    • @damizan8331
      @damizan8331 4 месяца назад +17

      @@LG555 I'm guessing rather than hiring someone to manage the eshop, it's way more effective to hire game dev instead

    • @damir_van_kalaz
      @damir_van_kalaz 4 месяца назад +44

      @@LG555
      Smash Ultimate's online features are proof of this. The things you see in there are wild. It's like the 4chan of official Nintendo communities.

    • @justaperson8852
      @justaperson8852 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@LG555too much work for a company that makes BILLIONS of dollars every year to do?

  • @cassidyreid5059
    @cassidyreid5059 4 месяца назад +1118

    Steam purposely has adult content off and something you need to turn on for every account, which is what nintendo needs.

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. 4 месяца назад +106

      well, the problem with Nintendo adding an explicit content blocker on the EShop is that they'd have to acknowledge that there is explicit content on the EShop, which will never happen.

    • @TheSpeep
      @TheSpeep 4 месяца назад +39

      And at least Steam is meant to run on your pc, which is still generally considered a more "adult" device.
      Most 7 year olds dont have their own laptop, but a Switch?

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@kasagure. that argument is invalid considering i heard something about Nintendo making another mature game

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. 4 месяца назад +1

      @@tylern6420 how is it invalid? the only mature games they have are a couple NES games, and they're not even on the eShop. you have to go out of your way and manually search them up on the Nintendo online app.

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 4 месяца назад

      @@tylern6420 Mature ≠ P*rn

  • @Fefe65800
    @Fefe65800 Месяц назад +130

    > Open the eshop
    > Wait like 30 seconds for it to load
    > Trudge trough the laggiest game store I've ever seen in my life
    > Filter trough cheap mobile games ports, luigi games and AI based games
    > Finally find a game thats mildly interesting
    > 70$ + switch online required for multiplayer
    > Close the eshop
    > Repeat a month later

    • @kingjiy2778
      @kingjiy2778 Месяц назад +1

      Tragic, money hungry business practices. Somebody needs to raid the headquarters and present a PowerPoint slideshow detailing all the flaws with the switch

    • @Otome_chan311
      @Otome_chan311 Месяц назад

      You filter through cheap mobile game ports. I buy expensive mobile game ports. We are not the same. Seriously though I'll continue to throw my money at voltage for every one of those mobile otome games they port over 😂 😂
      But yeah, I want games like "oops I said yes" and "romancing pigeon game", not houseflipper 3000 and steamy Luigi puzzle.

  • @Jerry_quesoso
    @Jerry_quesoso 4 месяца назад +1227

    Man, these AI bros are an absolute plague, even Steam has this issue with lazy AI generated Luigi games.
    Nintendo really needs to step up and give users the option to filter this slop, because trust me, it'll get worse.

    • @kurjaesitys
      @kurjaesitys 3 месяца назад +51

      It's ridiculous, and they should absolutely have a filter if they're not removing these AI games.

    • @thebattle7000
      @thebattle7000 3 месяца назад +23

      Steam is trying to make money however they can, because they're just one of the PC game platforms, but Nintendo is already in the positive through just buying the system and the couple games the person wants to play. The fact that there is not even a content filter, something that Steam has had for literal years is criminal, let alone quality control.

    • @lynnbarney4582
      @lynnbarney4582 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm never like ai generated art

    • @legrandarkan
      @legrandarkan 2 месяца назад +5

      it's the same guy, only one bro

    • @ali32bit42
      @ali32bit42 Месяц назад +2

      stable diffusion and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  • @terrencekenz4637
    @terrencekenz4637 4 месяца назад +1523

    Browsing down the list and then accidentally move best deals to the best seller, and then I must rescroll down again for literal 5 minutes to go back where I left off while also waiting for it to reload is one of the worst accidents to waste your time.

    • @marcraleigh6364
      @marcraleigh6364 4 месяца назад +22

      This is too real 😳

    • @thewannabegamer9
      @thewannabegamer9 4 месяца назад +53

      At that point, I literally give up and do something else. 😂 The Eshop tests my patience every single time I open that stupid store.

    • @russellmz
      @russellmz 4 месяца назад +6

      use dekudeals, at least it's not a giant pain like eshop was the three minutes I tried to use it.

    • @thomasreese2816
      @thomasreese2816 4 месяца назад +1

      This is the worst

    • @FlyAwayGarlic59
      @FlyAwayGarlic59 4 месяца назад +8

      or worse, it DRIFTS over to best sellers tab

  • @coldcoffeegaming2798
    @coldcoffeegaming2798 3 месяца назад +593

    Opening the eshop on the TV in front of family is just the most mortifying thing now. The incompetence needed for it to get to this point is astounding.

    • @BogzKenny
      @BogzKenny 3 месяца назад +2

      Lol

    • @homelander2243
      @homelander2243 2 месяца назад +7

      It’s expected on the Xbox and PS store as I’ve been seeing them on there for 4 years now, but the fact that this is on Nintendo now is crazy to me

    • @Yusukeyuyu
      @Yusukeyuyu Месяц назад +5

      how is this thing being sold to children?

    • @AccurateDiscoFever45
      @AccurateDiscoFever45 Месяц назад

      ​@@homelander2243which is funny because i don't see these ai luigi games on the microsoft store. Don't know about playstation as i don't own a ps4/ps5 but from what i've seen, xbox and playstation stores have far better quality control, even if xbox has a fair bit of shovelware and playstation to a slightly much more extent.

    • @benscarbro8079
      @benscarbro8079 10 дней назад +1

      i did that the other day while trying to buy SMP jamboree.
      i had some explaining to do

  • @AaronWinterhalter
    @AaronWinterhalter 3 месяца назад +81

    It's weird how Nintendo went from The Kid Friendly Family Console where games like Mortal Kombat didn't even feature fatalities , to seeing Adult games on their estore.

  • @PlasmicDynamite
    @PlasmicDynamite 4 месяца назад +834

    I wasn’t looking at the screen for the “Luigi content” part and let me tell you I was convinced there was a Luigi epidemic for a sec

    • @EngineerMonkeyBTD6
      @EngineerMonkeyBTD6 4 месяца назад +33

      There is a Luigi epidemic, but that's not what this video is refering to...
      Let Him in you home.

    • @neptuneb2w2
      @neptuneb2w2 4 месяца назад +35

      ⁠@@EngineerMonkeyBTD6it sounds more threatening when its “let him in you home”
      like i don’t want luigi to go inside my human body and controll me

    • @cornchips3285
      @cornchips3285 3 месяца назад +20

      I was reading the comments before the video really started and I really thought people were just making absurd amounts of sexual Luigi games 😭

    • @Pinkyorkie13
      @Pinkyorkie13 3 месяца назад +4

      @@cornchips3285same 😭

  • @wettuga2762
    @wettuga2762 4 месяца назад +1190

    Remember when Nintendo was a control freak in regards to what games could run in their consoles? Yeah, now we have Luigi all over the place and the Switch is all sticky.

    • @Snowbomb6
      @Snowbomb6 4 месяца назад +36

      When was this out of curiosity? I always thought the nintendo ds and the wii had way more sloppy games released than sony and microsoft. Like if you go to a used games shop nowadays you’ll find the weirdest nintendo games for those consoles

    • @skycloud4802
      @skycloud4802 4 месяца назад +25

      ​@@Snowbomb6yeah I remember the DS has some pretty whacky titles.

    • @epb9000
      @epb9000 4 месяца назад +32

      ​@@Snowbomb6 The NES and the SNES eras. The NES entered the market after the video game crash of the 80s, so every licensed title was vetted by Hiroshi Yamauchi. Titles for the SNES were not that rigorously vetted, but Nintendo of America did have strict content guidelines. So... Mid eighties to mid nineties, roughly?

    • @daedrascrolls
      @daedrascrolls 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@epb900090% of Angry Video Game Nerd's videos disagree with this point. There was always a majority of trash games released.

    • @epb9000
      @epb9000 4 месяца назад +33

      @@daedrascrolls I was mostly referring to content filtering and the family friendly image NOA in particular curated. Quality wise, I think they just had to beat the shovelware of Atari which isn't exactly a high bar. What I always think is funny is that the then NOA president proudly proclaimed "Night Trap will NEVER be on a Nintendo system" in a senate hearing in 1993. Night Trap is in the eShop. 🤣

  • @riesonomura
    @riesonomura 4 месяца назад +1223

    some of the art for the... Luigi content games is blatantly AI too 💀

    • @Stormcrows09
      @Stormcrows09 3 месяца назад +65

      Yep.. all the text is probably ai generated as well

    • @kurjaesitys
      @kurjaesitys 3 месяца назад +107

      That should literally not be allowed on the Eshop because what 😭 why r we giving platform to AI content games..
      Edit: I looked at all the "Luigi content" he showed and all of it, was AI. That's crazy.

    • @akemi_0
      @akemi_0 3 месяца назад +79

      don’t even call it art it’s slop at best

    • @kurjaesitys
      @kurjaesitys 3 месяца назад +49

      @@akemi_0 AI slop

    • @huglife626
      @huglife626 3 месяца назад

      To be fair, no self-respecting artist is going to put corn on a platform notoriously FULL of children and marketed towards them. These people are just disgusting creeps that don't want to be held accountable for their actions and have no skill. There's no excuse for putting a game like this on the switch... NO adult content belongs there, you have infinite other platforms to make it for.... Yet they choose the one with the most kids.

  • @Kevtendo
    @Kevtendo 2 месяца назад +20

    I logged in and checked the "recent releases" tab and from the top of the list it took me 124 games before I reached the first non-shovelware game.
    That first game was Paper Mario TTYD remake 1 week after it's release. then back to another double/triple digit shovelware games.
    You are not going to find actual games through the E-Shop unless you exclusively filter by price.

  • @faih1741
    @faih1741 4 месяца назад +1167

    Considering Nintendos' recent attack on Corn(with a P), it's crazy they're just letting this stuff on the Eshop for kids to see

    • @Popirnot
      @Popirnot 4 месяца назад +61

      Lol, nintendo thinks that they can stop r34

    • @joshuasiebenhofer2452
      @joshuasiebenhofer2452 4 месяца назад +108

      Their offensive is so extreme, they've forgotten their defense

    • @phillnyetheplaylistguy3759
      @phillnyetheplaylistguy3759 4 месяца назад +34

      ​@@Popirnotthey're gonna regret it, it's just gonna triple the number of artist actively making the art

    • @TheBathrobeWizard
      @TheBathrobeWizard 3 месяца назад +38

      ​@@phillnyetheplaylistguy3759oh my. Didn't r34 go nuts with 'new content' when Disney tried to shut them down?

    • @trixaquilon2786
      @trixaquilon2786 3 месяца назад

      that was about a cosplayer grooming kids

  • @LeanFuture
    @LeanFuture 4 месяца назад +1336

    Nintendo’s too busy suing their fans for playing their games in an unapproved manner to make a store that competes with 2010 console network stores. Can’t even get a 5 star rating system. It doesn’t really matter how much mediocre stuff is added if users are able to sort it efficiently imo. But their priorities are way way way way out of wack.

    • @LG555
      @LG555 4 месяца назад +30

      Nintendos prioroty seems to be, for you to go to an actual store and buy a game phisically.

    • @atk8758
      @atk8758 4 месяца назад +2

      Suaramalal, spahrat all the peeeeyeehhn. Yknow that peepole are fannie zontines.. butdei juscanguei ţtugethier agen..

    • @irregularstuff5290
      @irregularstuff5290 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@@atk8758can you translate it in any perceptable language of your choice, please?

    • @ABulbmin
      @ABulbmin 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@irregularstuff5290(idk), spread all the paaaaaaaaain. Yknow that ppl are fans(?) sometimes... but they just cant get it together again...

    • @irregularstuff5290
      @irregularstuff5290 4 месяца назад +4

      @@ABulbmin thank you!

  • @12thMandalorian
    @12thMandalorian 4 месяца назад +2607

    Luigi Content is tame, what you really want is the Waluigi content.

  • @jackbob83
    @jackbob83 3 месяца назад +54

    I did an experiment with the switch eshop. I went to the “newest released” page, and wrote down the game that was newest. Twelve days later, I went back and counted how many P***ography game have been released in that period. It was FIFTEEN!!!!!!

  • @naseraltaee
    @naseraltaee 4 месяца назад +553

    Some other features I'd like added include:
    1. A basket/cart/trolley
    2. A "For You" tab
    3. An option to sort the wishlist

    • @h2dfives799
      @h2dfives799 4 месяца назад +35

      Dude. Ive been so upset at the lack of a cart for years, also if you uae a password to get in to the eshop you have to enter it again st purchase for each thing you wanna get

    • @queen3333___
      @queen3333___ 4 месяца назад +25

      and eShop background music, that would be awesome. the eShop is so lifeless without music

    • @wargodest
      @wargodest 4 месяца назад +3

      How tf is there no cart 😂like it's ridiculous

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 4 месяца назад +3

      @queen3333___ They need to make it a remake or remix of the Wii shop channel theme.

    • @7uptendo
      @7uptendo 4 месяца назад +1

      @@1mariomaniacThat’s actually a good idea but Nintendo is heller Keller so no language is going to make them do it

  • @pjr238
    @pjr238 4 месяца назад +701

    I hate seeing Luigi content on my switch
    Luigi’s Mansion 3 was bad enough, but Luigi’s Mansion 2 was just too much.
    And now they’re releasing a new Mario and LUIGI game? Disgusting

    • @MacFan710
      @MacFan710 3 месяца назад +48

      this comment is literally amazing

    • @Crescent_Crystal2009
      @Crescent_Crystal2009 3 месяца назад +17

      Nice joke

    • @droycon
      @droycon 3 месяца назад +6

      -Starlow

    • @MacFan710
      @MacFan710 3 месяца назад +3

      @@droyconStarlo should’ve called the Feisty Five “The Feisty Few” when Clover joined

    • @jacfon2
      @jacfon2 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MacFan710 idk how we ended up talking abt Undertale yellow but I like it

  • @Nicole-td5ro
    @Nicole-td5ro 4 месяца назад +731

    I thought the lag scrolling the eshop was my Australian Internet lol. As a mum I do not want my young daughter seeing all that "Luigi" content, and yeah ofc you can change the settings but the suggestive thumbnails are still there and that make no sense to me.

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 месяца назад +129

      I could imagine someone's daughter mistaking "Luigi Content" games as girl games, that sounds like a nightmare to deal with.

    • @ego-lay_atman-bay
      @ego-lay_atman-bay 4 месяца назад +24

      Just require a password when entering the eshop, it' not likely that they'll know your nintendo account password, and it'll save you from them spending your money on trash games that they would only play from 2 minutes.

  • @pix3lbby
    @pix3lbby 3 месяца назад +46

    finally someone talks abt this bc ive seen soo many ai hentai games everytime i js wanna find something new, its so weird and disturbing considering majority of the ppl who use nintendos are literal children. like who is letting these games be put in the shop???

  • @juliab519
    @juliab519 4 месяца назад +338

    I never understood why the Great Deals' page didn't show you first the games you have in your wishlist that are on sale… As if Nintendo didn't know how capitalism works.

    • @LeFacteurK
      @LeFacteurK 3 месяца назад +17

      Yes, and that's exactly what Steam is doing! They send you notifications for this. I don't understand how lazy Nintendo is on this "detail", that's stupid!

    • @NBAdux
      @NBAdux 3 месяца назад +3

      They don't know capitalism works

    • @popipopipopi
      @popipopipopi 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@LeFacteurK...and thats exactly what nintendo does

    • @ursamajo.r
      @ursamajo.r 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@LeFacteurK Nintendo does also send emails about wishlist games being on sale, but yeah, nothing in the actual eShop

  • @ningboch18
    @ningboch18 4 месяца назад +276

    “They take up space…” Spot on. It’s so annoying in that laggy e-shop.
    I’ve voiced out my opinion in their e-shop questionnaire.

  • @TheFwoopFwoop
    @TheFwoopFwoop 4 месяца назад +541

    Steam has a cool feature that lets you mark a game as "played on another platform" so it will stop recomending it in the store, while using it to recomend further titles.

    • @hibiscussun7032
      @hibiscussun7032 4 месяца назад +47

      How did I not know this. That’s actually super cool

    • @Jme_hde
      @Jme_hde 4 месяца назад +37

      This seriously needs to become the standard on all platforms

    • @varenoftatooine2393
      @varenoftatooine2393 4 месяца назад +57

      Steam is so good that they're being accused of being a monopoly, when they really aren't, it's just a good place to buy and sell games

    • @devonm042690
      @devonm042690 4 месяца назад +13

      @@varenoftatooine2393 Let me guess, Epic Games is saying that?

    • @darkmist977
      @darkmist977 4 месяца назад

      @@devonm042690 yep jealous they cant pay their way to success

  • @NinDendo64
    @NinDendo64 Месяц назад +18

    0:20 this is Nintendo’s way of saying go buy physical games

  • @_ghr0_
    @_ghr0_ 4 месяца назад +336

    I still don't understand why it's so painfully sluggish to the point of making people not want to open the store. It's almost like the browser it's using has no image cache and it's using software rendering. There is no excuse for these basic menus to run worse than a Gen 1 Fire Tablet.

    • @NPP_1
      @NPP_1 4 месяца назад +29

      It was a conscious decision to have the eShop use as little ram as possible, just because they still wanted you to be able to open it without you having to close your game. That's why it runs so terrible

    • @heyitshollis9278
      @heyitshollis9278 4 месяца назад +20

      i literally refuse to open the eshop unless i absolutely need to bc it runs so bad

  • @Chris.Batchelor
    @Chris.Batchelor 4 месяца назад +239

    There is also a ton of AI games, both within the thumbnails and the games themselves. Especially with the "luigi games" now. The ones you have shown are all AI image puzzle games which are crazy.

    • @akemi_0
      @akemi_0 3 месяца назад +27

      Nintendo is against ai yet they allow ai slop on their platform. great job nintendo

  • @DaffCookie
    @DaffCookie 4 месяца назад +364

    Good topic. As a mother I've had to change my daughters account so she can't even acess the e-shop without me putting in my details now. So if she wants a new game with her pocket money savings, I have to do it all for her. At least before she could browse and add to wishlist saftley. Not now. 😢

  • @Mojojojo9001
    @Mojojojo9001 4 месяца назад +291

    This is like if RUclips’s home page just showed you what videos have the most views instead of any algorithm, which in turn just makes those videos on the home page even more popular.

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 Месяц назад +3

      It already does this.

    • @OpalWhispersASMR
      @OpalWhispersASMR Месяц назад

      @@edgarnello9165it shows me videos I’ve already seen ALL THE TIME. Drives me nuts

  • @Trippydrip246
    @Trippydrip246 4 месяца назад +601

    The term Luigi content is a banger but the act a block of this doesn’t work on a child’s act SHOULD BE A LAWSUIT tf I don’t want my children being taunted by it tf

    • @king_kiff3969
      @king_kiff3969 4 месяца назад +40

      yeah um, someone needs to sue Nintendo and force this.

    • @Trippydrip246
      @Trippydrip246 4 месяца назад +19

      @@king_kiff3969 they need to think of the children like they usually do.

    • @gren_3352
      @gren_3352 4 месяца назад +17

      ​@@Trippydrip246they only think about money

    • @jismeraiverhoeven
      @jismeraiverhoeven 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@gren_3352yeah modern nintendo is definantly falling from grace reputation wise (and deservedly, i should add).

    • @chameleonvisit3172
      @chameleonvisit3172 4 месяца назад +3

      Almost like they planned like Disney's craziness..

  • @dragonlord6484
    @dragonlord6484 4 месяца назад +142

    They also need a refund feature! I have bought games that I played for a few minutes, realized I didn't like it, and wanted my money back but, unlike Steam, you can not get your money back! So now I'm scared to try new games because, if I get them and don't like them, that money is gone!

    • @Digicara64
      @Digicara64 3 месяца назад +19

      SAME! I tried Super Mario Party and completely hated it! I despised how little control I had, and played for like 20 minutes before stopping. Now, I'm lacking 50 bucks and have a game I don't like.

    • @Luna-xr3dk
      @Luna-xr3dk Месяц назад +10

      Keep dreaming if u want a feature like that. It's Nintendo

  • @FLEXFlr3
    @FLEXFlr3 Месяц назад +10

    The fact that most Nintendo games cost 30-70 dollars then you need 37 extra dollars just to play online or with friends is just crazy

  • @frankiefromky
    @frankiefromky 4 месяца назад +121

    it's so wild how Nin10do saved the video game industry back in the 80's by strictly allowing only Nin10do approved games that are up to their quality standards and now this is the state of their software offerings... we have truly come full circle.

  • @qwertyUriel
    @qwertyUriel 4 месяца назад +642

    The Year of Luigi just got a whole nother meaning

    • @jakk2631
      @jakk2631 4 месяца назад +3

      Hi no 😂

    • @h2dfives799
      @h2dfives799 4 месяца назад +1

      Mmmmmm, luigi content

    • @pk251
      @pk251 4 месяца назад +2

      underrated comment

    • @rebeccabriggs9452
      @rebeccabriggs9452 3 месяца назад +3

      Look.. Luigi got his own year because he needs some love.
      It's now he's getting some love and some luuurrrrvvveee

  • @calussy8040
    @calussy8040 4 месяца назад +272

    My problem with the "Luigi" content is that almost all of it in the new releases tab will be ai slop, which is just something I don't want to see.

    • @Tamashiifuxk
      @Tamashiifuxk 4 месяца назад +2

      Youre a genshin fan, you have NO say in this lil bud

    • @calussy8040
      @calussy8040 4 месяца назад +25

      @@Tamashiifuxk I hardly play Genshin now, but their character designs are great. Also I play many other titles and Genshin isn't even in my top 5 fave games. Game franchises I love more include Fire Emblem, Pokémon, Terraria, Zelda, Halo, Titanfall, Forza Horizon, Metroid, 3D Mario and Mario Kart to name a few.

    • @Tamashiifuxk
      @Tamashiifuxk 4 месяца назад +2

      @@calussy8040 i dont care? Genshin is filled with sexualised characters and fan service + sexualised chibi characters (like diona and klee)

    • @calussy8040
      @calussy8040 4 месяца назад +27

      @@Tamashiifuxk where is the sexualisation of minors in the game? I would like to know as I've never seen anything that does what you are saying in the game, unless you are talking about pdf files online who sexualise those characters, which I also don't ever see since I don't use twitter, Reddit etc.

    • @Tamashiifuxk
      @Tamashiifuxk 4 месяца назад +1

      @@calussy8040 why are you ignoring my other fact about almost all characters being sexualized? Just say that you know it but dont wanna admit it

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin 2 месяца назад +9

    The most insane part of this whole thing is that these games clearly do have an Explicit tag... Yet they STILL aren't being filtered out, for literally NO GOOD reason!
    It is absolutely positively insane, & I do not understand it in the slightest. And yeah, if I was a parent I would be PISSED about this! I have to imagine Nintendo has gotten complaints about this yet still does nothing. I just do not understand it one single bit.

  • @mattigi
    @mattigi 4 месяца назад +470

    Remember the "Nintendo seal of quality" what happened to that?

    • @Dusty_B
      @Dusty_B 4 месяца назад +65

      Be honest and look at the NES games that also had that seal. It’s been useless since it existed

    • @Jonathan-em8ld
      @Jonathan-em8ld 4 месяца назад +15

      That's only for the game they create

    • @WhateverWhenever888
      @WhateverWhenever888 4 месяца назад +25

      It’s now the “Luigi Seal of Quality”

    • @mattigi
      @mattigi 4 месяца назад +10

      @@WhateverWhenever888 I trust THAT more than Nintendo's.

    • @WhateverWhenever888
      @WhateverWhenever888 4 месяца назад +2

      @@mattigi Same dude!

  • @Nakiatakai
    @Nakiatakai 4 месяца назад +381

    Not to mention the bundles. Like you have the normal editions, but then you also have amazing, premium, deluxe, ultimate, ultra ultimate, ultra platinum ultra amazing, utlra extended, ultra special or definitive editions, extended, complete, happy, special, extreme GOTY (AAA Clock), director's cut and most of them are the Lugia content

    • @picori.
      @picori. 4 месяца назад +13

      i’d love to know the differences between each version (if there even are any.) it’s disgusting.

    • @BreakGlassForMemes
      @BreakGlassForMemes 4 месяца назад +46

      @@picori. Basically it's a way for shovelware publishers to keep their game at the top of the most recent list. They release a game with ten billion dlc packs, and then release bundles that contain different mixes of those dlc packs.

    • @Nakiatakai
      @Nakiatakai 4 месяца назад +2

      @@picori. Same here, but to actually look at would be a waste of time. I'm not even sure I put down all of the bundles.

    • @zachtwilightwindwaker596
      @zachtwilightwindwaker596 4 месяца назад +5

      What's the difference between Luigi and Lugia content?

    • @Nakiatakai
      @Nakiatakai 4 месяца назад +4

      @@zachtwilightwindwaker596 Luigi content is the word he used for the adult games or the hentai games

  • @Mr.Bomboclaatius
    @Mr.Bomboclaatius 4 месяца назад +306

    Can we mention the awful E-shop Interface? It looks like a simple HTML website build in 2003.

    • @Bunsense_Gaming
      @Bunsense_Gaming 4 месяца назад +50

      Very likely exactly what it is

    • @Picoz245
      @Picoz245 4 месяца назад +31

      cant even handle a simple mp3 😭

    • @Toenail_VR
      @Toenail_VR 4 месяца назад +19

      I only know HTML and CSS and I could probably make a website better than this.

    • @EngineerMonkeyBTD6
      @EngineerMonkeyBTD6 4 месяца назад +9

      Actually, it apparently is! Well, sort of.

    • @jasperfox6821
      @jasperfox6821 3 месяца назад

      Agreed

  • @torenchao
    @torenchao Месяц назад +3

    Worse still about the luigi content, 99% is AI generated art.

  • @Thornskade
    @Thornskade 3 месяца назад +222

    Wild. When the Steam Deck came out a lot of people said they wouldn't buy it for their kids due to it being a PC and Steam not catering enough to children according to them. Yet it's actually Nintendo who's showing kids all the Luigis

    • @Ozzianman
      @Ozzianman 2 месяца назад +18

      The steam deck at this point got far better parental controls. I would feel safer giving a Steam Deck to my child, than giving them a Nintendo Switch.

    • @Essiggurke-r2h
      @Essiggurke-r2h Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Ozzianman you can just not tell your kids the password and enable password required every time, so they cannot access the eshop ? come on people THINK and if youre unable to, may you shouldnt raise children

    • @Simon-xi7lb
      @Simon-xi7lb Месяц назад +12

      ​@@Essiggurke-r2hhaving to completely lock them off of looking at the eshop because nintendo won't do their job is WILD.

    • @mentalpopcorn2304
      @mentalpopcorn2304 Месяц назад +1

      The steam deck is basically a PC, you can run linux and access anything on the web.
      Im not saying to not buy it for kids, but the potential for misuse is blatantly larger than a switch

    • @Simon-xi7lb
      @Simon-xi7lb Месяц назад +3

      @@mentalpopcorn2304 Jailbreaking a Steam Deck is objectively harder than clicking the eShop button on the Switch and instantly getting a face full of scantily clad anime girls.

  • @ConnorGarrett
    @ConnorGarrett 4 месяца назад +598

    The amount of *Censored* 18+ naughty Games on the eshop is Unreal.

    • @henry5274
      @henry5274 4 месяца назад +24

      I always forget that switches hentai games are also on switch but actually have nudity and are only suggestive on switch

    • @Have.An.AmicoDay
      @Have.An.AmicoDay 4 месяца назад +10

      Tommy Tallarico would be proud.

    • @VideIntusIGuess
      @VideIntusIGuess 4 месяца назад +9

      At this rate, we might as well dub the Eshop a second Nutaku

    • @asteria9963
      @asteria9963 4 месяца назад +47

      None of them are actually that naughty. They're still inappropriate and shouldn't not be visible to minors.

    • @lunaspirit5445
      @lunaspirit5445 4 месяца назад +48

      Now that ai "art" is a thing people can just have it pump out 18+ or suggestive images and slap it anywhere they can.

  • @HHog
    @HHog 4 месяца назад +128

    Honestly there's only one publisher I wish to filter out, and that's Reddeer Games. The sheer amount of crap they shovel onto the eshop, with their constant "special edition" re-releases of the same 5 games over and over again is maddening.

  • @ciciosweep
    @ciciosweep Месяц назад +10

    10:22 thats an easy one, they just hate their fans

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 4 месяца назад +169

    how does nintendo go from the dream that was the Wii Shop Channel to this

    • @artyoxenfree
      @artyoxenfree 3 месяца назад

      They want to get away with the bare minimum

    • @Thornskade
      @Thornskade 3 месяца назад +1

      The Wii Shop wasn't particularly speedy either to be fair

    • @Private.Portal
      @Private.Portal 3 месяца назад +24

      @@Thornskade i mean to be fair, the wii is like almost twenty years old. with the switch they have literally no excuse for it to be ACTIVELY WORSE.

    • @Hutch2Much
      @Hutch2Much 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Thornskade the wii was also the equivalent of two gamecubes taped together and not built for online functionality

  • @YemmyTheFerret
    @YemmyTheFerret 4 месяца назад +138

    it's also crazy how many A.I. games are on there too

    • @O52T
      @O52T 4 месяца назад +27

      Ye, unfortunately 90% of the Luigi content on the shop is AI generated pictures

    • @Picoz245
      @Picoz245 4 месяца назад +23

      What artist would want to work for those people

    • @Lazzuuu
      @Lazzuuu 4 месяца назад +22

      ​@@Picoz245 those people wouldn't want to pay any artists anyway😭

    • @angelichourstonight
      @angelichourstonight 4 месяца назад

      It's so annoying to see man

    • @zeroyuki92
      @zeroyuki92 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Picoz245Believe it or not, there were some decently produced luigi games with good story/gameplay which yes -- should not be visible to everyone by default, but should not be a problem otherwise. Now that the AI slop has invaded everywhere, actually handcrafted things and even SFW work with anime art now could got guilty by association, which actually happened in this very video once.
      So yeah rating aside, Nintendo should get their QC ASAP and remove those AI art exclusive games out of the shop, as well as Steam and other stores (or maybe mark them with a tag that is unchecked by default). It's just bad for everyone.

  • @ultraginge1990
    @ultraginge1990 4 месяца назад +137

    I 100% agree with you……I don’t understand why the H word can be in the pictures……there is only one meaning for it and as a parent I defiantly don’t want my kids to look at the eshop.

    • @kenrulei09
      @kenrulei09 4 месяца назад +1

      Cause the meaning of H word means they can

    • @NotControlledByMillipedes
      @NotControlledByMillipedes 4 месяца назад +3

      You mean luigi content

    • @joshua.h
      @joshua.h 4 месяца назад +9

      Seriously. I don't care if they can't click on the game to see what it's about. Curious kids will see that word in 20 percent of the games in the store and look it up on the internet to see what it means. It should be effortless for Nintendo to just update the store so that it doesn't show those games at all. It wouldn't even be considered an algorithm it's so simple.

    • @conicthehedgehog9166
      @conicthehedgehog9166 4 месяца назад

      The luigi word means pervert that's why they get away with it

    • @kenrulei09
      @kenrulei09 4 месяца назад +1

      @@joshua.h your not being real if you think they don’t see that without that word added I’ve googled Pokémon and seen worse lol

  • @Nà.jásh
    @Nà.jásh 25 дней назад +1

    the fact that,as an adult, we have to use childrens accounts to not see luigi stuff everywhere without consent is crazy.
    to find these games, you should specifically have to look for them. thats it.

  • @jacobmaynard8873
    @jacobmaynard8873 3 месяца назад +54

    Finally! I have been so confused as to why there are so many "Luigi" games and mobile games on the e-shop. I'm really glad I'm not the only person who is concerned/upset that the e-shop is the way it is.

    • @edgarnello9165
      @edgarnello9165 Месяц назад +4

      I feel like its too late at this point cuz the switch is at the end of its life cycle .

  • @StitchObsessed
    @StitchObsessed 4 месяца назад +197

    Okay I just thought the slow load time for the Eshop was because of my terrible internet. Kinda good to know it’s like that for everyone 🥴 100% agree with this entire video, thanks for bringing this up, Wood!👏🏻

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 4 месяца назад +5

      Same here dude. I’m glad it’s not just me!!

    • @victoria126
      @victoria126 4 месяца назад +1

      me too. lmao

    • @StitchObsessed
      @StitchObsessed 4 месяца назад

      @@victoria126 😂😂🥴🥴

    • @sameerakhan7455
      @sameerakhan7455 4 месяца назад +1

      Same here so I'm really glad to know it wasn't my bad internet.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 4 месяца назад +1

      No, my Internet is super fast for everything else (163Mbps) but the eShop drags and only lets you scroll a few rows before it has to load again for several seconds.

  • @Kitkatcaitlin
    @Kitkatcaitlin 3 месяца назад +48

    What I hate is that Nintendo has a history of marketing itself as the “family friendly game company”. Yet they let ai generated soft core 🌽 onto their eshop for everyone and their children to see.

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 3 месяца назад +1

      it's kinda hilarious to me, ngl

  • @rosesareblue610
    @rosesareblue610 4 месяца назад +96

    oml I thought I was the only one who noticed the excess Luigi content on the eShop. Like not only a little kid can view that stuff so easily, but most of the time they cost like a dollar so it makes it even easier for a kid to go buy!

    • @HidingBehindMask
      @HidingBehindMask 3 месяца назад +9

      I’m still terrified my lil sis is gonna see that stuff, and I still can’t believe Nintendo hasn’t added some kind of filter or employee that could take that stuff off

    • @starlarose2216
      @starlarose2216 Месяц назад +1

      Because they WANT kids to see it. Simple as that. Ruining kids innocence is their goal.

  • @Monkey2302
    @Monkey2302 4 месяца назад +630

    The Eshop really sucks

    • @snowgolem007
      @snowgolem007 4 месяца назад +8

      Thats the video 😂

    • @sdmoore89
      @sdmoore89 4 месяца назад +1

      It's riding that it's been like this for 7 years. I mostly purchase month games on my phone because it's allot faster and easier to find stuff

    • @oslenamartinez8673
      @oslenamartinez8673 4 месяца назад +1

      The worst ESHOP to date

    • @snowgolem007
      @snowgolem007 4 месяца назад

      @@oslenamartinez8673 to Daye ?

    • @oslenamartinez8673
      @oslenamartinez8673 4 месяца назад

      @@snowgolem007 what’s daye?

  • @Valedictorian-t8l
    @Valedictorian-t8l 4 месяца назад +282

    Nintendo really needs to fix this feature because my little brother asked me what hentai was

    • @h.a.6790
      @h.a.6790 4 месяца назад +58

      Tell him its when you put a tie on a hen.

    • @rizz-xz9zs
      @rizz-xz9zs 4 месяца назад

      @@h.a.6790 and also make instructions so he doesn’t have to look it up and contemplate life (meirl)

    • @Nikolas0269
      @Nikolas0269 4 месяца назад +27

      it's over

    • @mxtoastytoad
      @mxtoastytoad 4 месяца назад

      @@h.a.6790 That's like an idea I came up with where masturbating is just prank calling professionals at something, therefore "baiting" a "master".
      -Yo'ster

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 4 месяца назад +24

      Just tell him it's a genre of games for mommy and daddy

  • @Yoylesqueak
    @Yoylesqueak 3 месяца назад +11

    0:05 wow nice family you have there

  • @videleon0494
    @videleon0494 4 месяца назад +79

    I would like to add that some shovel ware and Luigi games have multiple bundles and editions that don't really add anything to the game. They do that because every new bundle is labeled as a "New release" and appears once again in the recent releases tab, exploiting the system.

  • @정희승-j4p
    @정희승-j4p 4 месяца назад +200

    I’m a user in Korea. When I bought Switch, Korean account weren’t available so I created an US account. I registered my credit card info in eShop. I had no problem buying digital games using my US account. Out of nowhere and suddenly, I wasn’t able to buy digital game from my US account ‘cuz my (already) registered credit card was blocked. This happened about couple of years ago. Nintendo Switch eShop truely and totally sucks.

    • @repoversemedium
      @repoversemedium 4 месяца назад +27

      literally 1984

    • @ningboch18
      @ningboch18 4 месяца назад +11

      Nintendo added that “‘measure” to avoid players switching their country accounts and purchasing games with the foreign exchange “discounts “. I’m affected too.

  • @PezzaJr
    @PezzaJr 4 месяца назад +195

    Its not just Nintendo that has the "eshop" problem. Wish they would let us block developers/publishers.

    • @ego-lay_atman-bay
      @ego-lay_atman-bay 4 месяца назад +23

      Except it's not just a couple developers / publishers, it's lots of them, so it would be impossible to block all the luigi content developers.

    • @PezzaJr
      @PezzaJr 4 месяца назад

      @@ego-lay_atman-bay its not just luigi content, look up "lady in a leotard with a gun", im all for indie developers, but some really just need to find something else to do. Well a lot.

    • @greengoop
      @greengoop 4 месяца назад +6

      PlayStation and Xbox have Luigi content, but they’ll only come up if you search for them so it’s calm

    • @PezzaJr
      @PezzaJr 4 месяца назад +3

      @@greengoop they also just pop up if you are looking through the sales tab. Sales tab show all that are sale. Not just Luigi stuff.

    • @Disciplined_Fate
      @Disciplined_Fate 4 месяца назад +4

      I rather have a whitelist of devs/publishers.

  • @halohunter1.081
    @halohunter1.081 7 дней назад +1

    This is scary af, Nintendo is supposed to be the most family friendly platform and I’ve seen more explicit games in the switch than in my Xbox or PlayStation

  • @legendary_orange
    @legendary_orange 4 месяца назад +109

    ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT PEOPLE I PLAYED WITH AND THERE WAS ONE GUY WITH NOTHING BUT "questionable" GAMES😭😭😭😭💀

  • @r_apt_ure
    @r_apt_ure 4 месяца назад +70

    When it says over 2000 games in the great deals and it only shows maybe 300 of them before they completely stop loading the rest. I'm literally missing out on the majority of what's actually on the eshop.

  • @jamesg.4279
    @jamesg.4279 4 месяца назад +58

    I rarely comment on videos, but the amount of games on the switch that have physical copies alone is astounding. Whatever service replaces the switch’s digital store really just needs to have a better filter on what gets in and what doesn’t.

  • @piccolo54trunks2
    @piccolo54trunks2 28 дней назад +2

    lol I remember when the Switch first launched, a lot of Nintendo fans said "just wait, the Eshop will surely be updated to reflect the 3ds or Wii U's eshop!"
    And here we are 8 years later, and the eshop is still the same as launch

  • @BenAstridge
    @BenAstridge 4 месяца назад +114

    My solution is delete it entirely and try again from the ground up. Switch 2 fingers crossed. Whilst they're at it, give us music back, give us custom themes back for the home screens. Have some soul & character.

    • @Reaktron88
      @Reaktron88 4 месяца назад +8

      Switch 2 = wiiu of switch. 75-90% chance this happens I would say

    • @gren_3352
      @gren_3352 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Reaktron88 wii u was great co sole that didnt sell well beacuse of bad marketing

    • @Reaktron88
      @Reaktron88 4 месяца назад +4

      @@gren_3352 Well naming it "Wii U" was part of that bad marketing.

    • @wizardfucker8999
      @wizardfucker8999 4 месяца назад +5

      THIS!! do you know how much i'd pay for a splatoon themed home screen, or an animal crossing themed home screen???
      at best probably like 10-15 dollars

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 месяца назад +1

      Being able to use Decky (which is 3rd party but still) to actually breathe some life into the Deck aesthetically has been so nice compared to how utterly sterile the experience is on the Switch.

  • @cubemage3336
    @cubemage3336 4 месяца назад +44

    My biggest issue even besides the non-existent filter functionality and content moderation, is the fact that it doesn't show the games you already have physically. It's so easy to go "ah they have save data for this game, so they probaboy have it".

  • @freya1548
    @freya1548 4 месяца назад +85

    Which is why I have given up and rely on RUclips to tell me what good games exist in that cesspit, and if it’s on Steam I buy it there instead and play it on my steam deck.

  • @Lucas_McToucas
    @Lucas_McToucas 2 месяца назад +7

    it is absolutely comical that the WiiU eShop (you can’t purchase anything but can still browse) runs buttery smooth to this day

  • @iamnoob573
    @iamnoob573 4 месяца назад +251

    nintendo: We're very family friendly
    also nintendo: Let's allow corn games on our eShop!

    • @HidingBehindMask
      @HidingBehindMask 3 месяца назад +18

      Nintendo could at least hire some people to routinely check the recently uploaded, and the search, then they need to report any luigi corn they find to someone working at nintendo so they can take it down

    • @joshuatokosi
      @joshuatokosi 3 месяца назад +6

      *Luigi

    • @codyr.48
      @codyr.48 3 месяца назад +1

      Mmmm. Corn 🌽

    • @iamnoob573
      @iamnoob573 3 месяца назад

      @@codyr.48 💀

    • @umadkneegrow
      @umadkneegrow 3 месяца назад

      i love canal corn ​@@iamnoob573

  • @karastired
    @karastired 4 месяца назад +332

    Using "Luigi content" in this way is one of the reasons I think AI will never truly be able to take over lol. Luigi makes no sense here yet we all understand lmao

    • @jonal5126
      @jonal5126 4 месяца назад

      But why exactly Luigi? What did he do? Lol

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@jonal5126
      Luigi pretty

    • @LemonHallPartii
      @LemonHallPartii 3 месяца назад +6

      @@jonal5126 Because Luigi is the epitome of beauty

  • @Lassikko
    @Lassikko 4 месяца назад +29

    It also has to be mentioned how publishers, mainly RedDeerGames, are making use of eShop's issues. They KNOW the recent tab is what people like to browse so they keep releasing different "editions" of their games to stay prevalent there.
    Last time I checked, there were over 20 "editions" of AAA Clock. All of them just the same game but with a slightly different mix of included DLC.

  • @Crimsion_Fox
    @Crimsion_Fox 25 дней назад +2

    Every time I've talked about the E-shop, should that be to friends or on stream I've always mentioned that there is adult content available and I'm not sure if there is any age filt... Annnnd you've just confirmed my thoughts.
    Children should not even be able to see adult content, no matter how censored or watered down of the original it is.
    Do better Nintendo.

  • @psychicpants8856
    @psychicpants8856 2 месяца назад +11

    5:25 how does the switch not have a graphic content filter that’s on by default as a requirement??? They are 10000% aware that the majority of their users are children. This is clearly negligent behavior. Disgusting

  • @Flounder125
    @Flounder125 4 месяца назад +214

    It's Nintendo. They still think the internet is a fad.

    • @ego-lay_atman-bay
      @ego-lay_atman-bay 4 месяца назад +18

      Yet they use a webpage for the eshop, lol.

  • @Frienddogs17
    @Frienddogs17 4 месяца назад +53

    Atrocious. Literally advertising adult content to kids on a primarily kids platform. It's almost like going to chuckie cheeses or Disneyland and the games and attractions are like this. Insane. Why is this acceptable

  • @pixelpunchyt
    @pixelpunchyt 4 месяца назад +29

    tbh all they had to do was rework the 3DS eShop for one screen. completely ignore the Wii U eShop. but no, God forbid Nintendo do things that make sense.

  • @samanthataylor7377
    @samanthataylor7377 18 дней назад +2

    I don’t even like scrolling through the eshop with my kids around because they spot it immediately and are like “what’s that?!?!”

  • @jaydenspencemusic
    @jaydenspencemusic 4 месяца назад +41

    My least favourite part is when i want to buy multiple games/DLC, I buy one thing, and instead of hitting continue shopping and going back to where I was, I go back to the start, and I have to type what I was searching again

    • @rpglife7268
      @rpglife7268 4 месяца назад +4

      My work around for this is instead of choosing "close" or "continue shopping", I press B to go back. It doesn't always work but most of the time it will get you right back to where you were. Only sometimes it will reload the great deals page.

    • @jaydenspencemusic
      @jaydenspencemusic 4 месяца назад

      @@rpglife7268 oh awesome thanks, I din't know about this one, but I'll be sure to use it next time I'm there

  • @EPS5000
    @EPS5000 4 месяца назад +123

    No quality control ANYMORE? It never had quality control, from Day 1 in 2017 you could find junky broken games on the eShop for Switch.

    • @AlbedoAtoned
      @AlbedoAtoned 4 месяца назад +6

      Like Vroom in the Night Sky. And games like Troll and I came out the first year too.

    • @EPS5000
      @EPS5000 4 месяца назад +6

      @@AlbedoAtoned yep that’s the game I was thinking of, Vroom released March 3rd 2017, same day the Switch launched. If you had a Japanese or European eShop account, it was there day 1. It later released in April on the North American eShop.

    • @joshua.h
      @joshua.h 4 месяца назад +5

      I think he means no quality control anymore as in back in the days of the Wii they had good quality control.

    • @AlbedoAtoned
      @AlbedoAtoned 4 месяца назад +8

      @@joshua.h Unfortunately they did not. The Wii was very well known for it's shovelware, and even on the wii shop there were shovelware titles and even some "Luigi" games as BeatEmUps would have called them. The Wii U also carried on that trend with titles like Epic Dumpster Bear and Meme Run.

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR 4 месяца назад +25

    Can I just say, Wood, your studio looks so damn cool.

  • @Aaaaabbbbbbcccccccddddd
    @Aaaaabbbbbbcccccccddddd Месяц назад +2

    The funniest thing is nintendo has had this filter since the 3DS (maybe DSI), as far as i remember, where with the wii u it got worse, less options, but people could rate games, as in they would answer a few questions, like "ratings", "casual/non casual (with a better naming, like they hit the mark), questions regarding genre, difficulty etc. and there were lists based onthose votes. and very restricted too, as to a few categories they would give you, but those categories made sense and were game essential

  • @Thatonegirl989
    @Thatonegirl989 4 месяца назад +99

    I scrolled for like 30 seconds in the Eshop and immediately saw Luigi content… I don’t go to that place.

  • @BebopMansion
    @BebopMansion 4 месяца назад +25

    Another thing is some sales, even at 90%, are there for seemingly forever and are always in the Sales tab

  • @OllieBruh08
    @OllieBruh08 4 месяца назад +46

    I think the deal with the shop being so slow is that everything is loading at once and with how powerful the switch is with only 4 GB of RAM, it makes it much more difficult to do tasks like that because they might be just a bit extreme for the hardware. Unlike the steam deck which has 16 GB of ram and that’s as much as the Xbox Series X and the PS5. so it’s much easier for it to do that

    • @heavy0119
      @heavy0119 3 месяца назад +8

      It baffles me how the switch has sold as well as it has when it’s basically a smartphone with weird software

    • @dagda1180
      @dagda1180 2 месяца назад +2

      Not even webpages on phones struggle like that, though. Going through Steam's lists on the phone is less painful than the eShop.

    • @TPS-js4im
      @TPS-js4im Месяц назад

      Theres no way the Nintendo switch has the same ram as my 200 dollar budget samsung phone

  • @manyyoumas
    @manyyoumas 15 дней назад +1

    Dude omg. The nsfw content is bad enough but the kids filter not even working is straight up unacceptable