But I saw it coming a mile away. The only one it was a surprise to was the person he was calling, and that is why the scammer laughed at it more than I did.
@@oz_jones the comments are just as funny as the video oh my Lord I'm here 21 years old laughing my ass off and other people say it's not funny or don't laugh wtf this is the funniest shit I've seen in months
As soon as he threw that out there I could tell this guy is pro (first I've seen of his). Obviously had all appropriate options available and on-the-dot quick!
@@DasAntiNaziBroetchenIf you include the country code, a phone number is supposed to have 10 digits in addition to that. And “JC” did in the call when he said “1” at the start there.
Deus Ex has one of the best potentials for pranks, because it contains a shit ton of dialogue. You used alot of that potential, I was amazed how quickly you were able to respond to everything.
@@notatrollll As far as I know most of them are a call center just like legit ones. But instead of providing legal assistance they are scamming people. It's their job to scam people.
It is from the phrase: "that makes me one ugly son of a bitch" which is a response to Walton Simons statement about him being JC mirror reflection, when they meet again at Area 51 if you didnt kill Simons earlier
@@llVIU You would think years of consumerism would at least stop most people from giving up their card before even seeing the product...but as mentioned, it works for a reason. Most of the people in my region that fall for it are in the 80-90 age bracket.
Well what would stop someone from getting the "service" done for free and just hanging up and not paying? You have to charge in advance for online sales, do you expect people to send you products on eBay before you pay them?
@@AJDOLDCHANNELARCHIVE You really didn't understand my point. You also created a different point to fight me on to somehow prove your point even more. "before the fake solution is mentioned"
@@AJDOLDCHANNELARCHIVE Keep in mind it's not about presenting or not presenting the solution being real or fake it's about the song and dance involved that helps sell the idea. I also don't buy things on ebay without a picture or description, we can make up alternate examples all day.
I love how the moment they get addressed as thieves, they don't even attempt to argue the claim and instead dare the caller to go and report it or start verbally attacking them.
I like how these scammers just drop the act after they realize they're being had. They don't even pretend to be legitimate anymore, they know the jig is up and they know that everyone else knows it too. The dude even says "I don't want a job" xD
lol a shitty pc company in my area charges £200. absolute shitheads. they sell prebuilds for £200 more than the actual price. I hate them and my school commanded my friends to buy every single shitty one. can't believe it.
The Indian scammers are always so quick to go right to your mother jokes. Happened to me once when I messed with a guy who called trying to sell prescription drugs.
"you dont know how to abuse" lmao youre believing that a soundboard of a video game character is a real person talking shit to you, id say thats pretty damn good abuse xD making him sound like a fool
Indian: I’m on a professional call, I cannot abuse you. Give me your #, I will call you and _teach_ you how to abuse. JC : That’s a pretty big claim. Ded 🔥👌🏻😂
Chuuni Chewer death stranding is a kojima game. I’m pretty sure by now everyone knows to expect a a mostly narrative game from him so it’s not really a cash grab lmao
"Can I make you a few questions?" "What do you know about the NSF operation" *Billing Department getting nervous* "I want you to tell me what you know about the stolen Ambrosia" *THIS MUST BE THE CIA OMG*
I lost it when he slipped "Bitch" into a perfectly nice conversation. 10/10 comedic timing, as always.
Lmao
Yup
same loool
Danyel J. Roberts 😂
But I saw it coming a mile away. The only one it was a surprise to was the person he was calling, and that is why the scammer laughed at it more than I did.
"Do you know how to count after 2?"
"Yes, 3"
SAVAGE
U-UNATCO?
*Valve would like to know your location
this kind of activity embarrasses the agency more than it does them
UNATCO?
No, Savage.
Guy was probably thinking “damn this guy has a badass voice”
probly big penis to !!
@@Bayerner445 why
@@Bayerner445 what a shame...
He deleted his comment, what did Dr Breen say?
@Chad do you have any proof to back that up?
Imagine losing an argument to a fictional character
HL Opposing Force Chad pfp
What a shame
I like the idea of a fictional character having an impact on a real world. Happens more often than you think btw.
"You do not know how to abuse." Bitch.
imagine being born, going through the hardships of life, being through thick and thin, only to end up arguing with a automated JC Denton
OMG.
I once used a Jack Black soundboard from ebaumsworld to prank call a diner. Best fun I ever had.
@@loustandards2827 Didn't we all. 😂👍2004 was a fun year for the internet... "Shove 2 of them up your ass and give me 4 Chicken Mcnuggets!!!"
Seeing as how none of us have to imagine it because it's called life, I'm sure having an argument with JC Denton would be a highlight.
imagine being a tech scammer and begging nerds to fuck with you
Scammer: "can you speak slower?"
JC: "okay...whatcanyoutellmeabouttheinfolink?"
Okay, * goes full Eminem *
bitch
*B I T C H*
Bitch.
Beach
The scammer stuttered when you mentioned the stolen ambrosia, I think we need to investigate him further.
He definitely has connections to the NSF
@@TR13400National Science Foundation?
@@armands3153yes
Nice pfp!
He has a response for almost everything it's amazing. Best soundboard
JC has a lot of dialogue and encounters a lot of situations.
Yeah his character's heavily dialogue oriented, thus this.
Gotta give the guy more credit! I assume he has to quickly select the responses and with so many responses, that takes some skill!!!
Anyone know where i can get a jc denton soundboard with lots of responses
@@pangolin5679 link is in description for the video
This "Jason" person knows more about the NSF than he lets on. You could sense fear in his tone. I know these things: *My hearing is augmented.*
Be careful or da mafia I'll come for u
REAL unkind_poison 493 didnt know that there was such thing as Kind poison
He got real tense when the stolen Ambrosia was mentioned...
I can see that, since my vision is augmented.
That feeling when you realize JC Denton had amazing voice-acting range.
It was augmented
@@oz_jones the comments are just as funny as the video oh my Lord I'm here 21 years old laughing my ass off and other people say it's not funny or don't laugh wtf this is the funniest shit I've seen in months
"Yes."
He sounds like a real guy having a conervation too.
@@harizotoh7 Deus Ex 1 really is a great game isn’t it
"Your mother? Yes. I can't speak for command but I'm gonna clean the place out."
Fucking destroyed him dude.
That part killed me, I've never heard such beautiful use of a soundboard. This guy is the most skilled soundboard user I've seen yet.
Even funnier since Indian scammers always love resorting to mom jokes!
@@ocsanik502I bet he studied it for like a week straight on top of already knowing most of the quotes lmao
the backround music made it 30% funnier
Louvin Balonglong like magic
😂😂😂😂
@@dominator5604 first part of UNATCO theme from game soundtrack
Well, it was more like 29.6% funnier, but I'm not about to split hairs.
@@ontologicallysteve7765 even though you did
the fact that the scammer didn’t realize that that’s a soundboard from the start just makes me laugh
Your a good sreamer i hope you get successful keep up the good work
Indians. Think that every Jason sounds like Mr.John.
@@bongalibogoli664 You're Indian yourself, mate. Stop trying to act like a foreigner and learn to respect your own country.
@@odinson5911 :D Damn i didn't know that i was a indian but ok then.
@@odinson5911 But anyway my indian dude. My joke was more about United Americans then Indians but take it anyway you want.
I want the full program.
Fajanta k. 599.99$ pls
Ha Ha
"Bitch"
I don't understand
@@Tdope768 oh yeah yeah
3:51 That scammer actually googled NSF and was going to help JC understand more about the National Science Foundation. LMAO
Gotta give him credit for going an extra mile lol
i know i actually really liked that, he seemed like a chill guy
bitch
Unfortunately for him JC was asking about the Northwest Secessionist Forces
I like how the price went from $99.99 to like 500
that's a steep price
well he did want the full program
$599.99 if you can tell me about the NSF operation.
yea scammer scum bags conning people
5:47 - "I will teach you how to abuse, actually"
- Says the guy getting scammed by a soundboard.
Holy shit they actually googled "NSF", I'm crying
killer1one1 why??
Why is that funny?
@@fergusferguson5304 oh yeah yeah
@REIJO KUISMA Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
"Bitch."
"Wow, that's what your mother told you?"
"Your mother? Yes."
That one almost killed me XD
Comedy gold!
Riep
“Can’t speak for command but I’m going to clean the place out”
@@supatater5830 I CAN'T EVEN- ROFLΜFAO
Lmao I didn’t catch that
"Maybe you should try getting a job" - JC Denin
JC Denim.
denton.
JC Dennys
>I want a full program
>that's going to be 600 bucks
There's no scam, of course
Котэ Потолочный yes of course :)
These prices sound pretty steep
What is this? Swiss pricing policy?
It’s goes from 100 dollars to 600 dollars wow.
It's expensive even for a legit program lol
$599.99 for the full program? ffs
Sounds pretty steep.
WdoubleyouW if someone actually falls for that, they deserve it
Fuckin scammers
you could just buy a new computer for that much money
Will do Schwifty
"I'm looking for information on the NSF"
"Sir this is a scam center"
"... the stolen ambrosia"
"which browser?" lol
Yes
"There's talk that you're a thief. I just wanna hear your side of the story. Go on. Go ahead"
I am crying from laughter. Thank you.
Imagine if he actually started confessing and stuff.
I just love that you had a "your mother ?" line at your disposal, smooth comeback
First Blast That made me burst out laughing
As soon as he threw that out there I could tell this guy is pro (first I've seen of his). Obviously had all appropriate options available and on-the-dot quick!
"it doesnt have the ten digit"
It literally is ten digits
In my country this is 9
@@aulus3792 then you are the biggest idiot alive:) maybe the mother of this indian dirt? :)
@@miMelA LOL dont call other people how your mother called you it will be better for entire world :)
@@aulus3792 In your country 10 is 9?
@@DasAntiNaziBroetchenIf you include the country code, a phone number is supposed to have 10 digits in addition to that. And “JC” did in the call when he said “1” at the start there.
“You don’t know how to count past 2?”
“Yeah, 3” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
"That's a pretty big claim. You talkin' to me?"
_Bitch_ - I can't speak for command, but I'm gonna clean the place out.
Maybe you should try getting a job
I want the full program
“Maybe you should try getting a job”
Okay, where?
@Mr.Dibujines Maybe you should join Majestic 12... in a body bag
Majestic 12 is my favorite kPop singers
I have some good news for both of you.
@@alicemalice2597 okay
And?
“UNATCO WILL HAVE A TEAM HERE IN 5 MINUTES”
“okay”
- Aquamarine -
1
Mhmm
2
Mhmm
Go on. Go ahead.
What you can’t count after two?
Beautiful
@@chaseb5376 yes
"I don't like your business. PERIOD."
"That's a pretty big claim"
Sticks and stones.
this is the first prank using a character from a game that isn't just a poorly made meme. this is actually really well done XD
Hi my name's........Jason?
Okay buddy sure
more like Jason-singh Patel Utmping
My name's uh... *looks at a list of american male names* Jason.
Ok rasheed im gonna call you jason because thats what you told me what your name is
YOU SAY YOUR NAME IS JASON BUT YOUR REAL NAME IS JINTOO
Suuuuure
The fucking sass. These never fail to make me laugh!
Suure.
Why does it sound like JC is actually talking to them
Jackstez Savage it’s a soundboard
@@manlikecm364 He just means that JC is perfect for calling tech support scammers
Great voice actor.
Yeah wtf his voice lines were made for calling scammers
Yeah because his lines are mostly about technology
Denton - "Hold On I'll be Back in A Minute."
Technical Support - "Alright Sir."
Denton - *"BITCH"*
LMFAO
That always makes me die every time I rewatch
Deus Ex has one of the best potentials for pranks, because it contains a shit ton of dialogue. You used alot of that potential, I was amazed how quickly you were able to respond to everything.
*gives scammer a 10 digit phone number* "that number doesn't even have 10 digits"
Touch Me *Then the same man proceeds to ask if the prankster can count past 2.*
The 1 in the front doesnt count since it stands for the international code. American phone lines get a 1 so technically there were only 9 digits.
I think he started realizing it was soundboard at that time
420 yall xd
*pronounces perfectly the word "bitch"* "hehe, you don't know even how to like even pronounce it"
The guy was obviously getting nervous.
they cannot hang out calls He sure get in problem that day.
@@jesusmena3505 They are scammers, not an actual legit call center. They can hang up whenever they want.
@@notatrollll As far as I know most of them are a call center just like legit ones. But instead of providing legal assistance they are scamming people. It's their job to scam people.
@ŚĀğāŕ ßƏŅÀPÀȚİ butthurt Indian. Probably cause it's true. I bet you like T-series too.
Tis Buttocks Scratch Who's the real J.C. Denton??? You or him???
The Guy on the other end literally just deepens his voice for “Jason”, classic.
1:15 it came out of no were XD
lmao I thought the same
When does JC call someone bitch in the game? Was it talking with Maggie Chow?
It is from the phrase: "that makes me one ugly son of a bitch" which is a response to Walton Simons statement about him being JC mirror reflection, when they meet again at Area 51 if you didnt kill Simons earlier
Hold on, i'll be back in a minute...
bitch
I laughed so loud. I wonder what the scammer thought when he heard it.
"I don't understand"
You said a thing ftom the video so funny
@@matthewellis6516 hold on...
he deserves a medal for it...
bitch
I read your comment, when he said that.
1:33
-Sócrates
Asking for the credit card before the fake solution is mentioned. Lazy scammers not even dressing it up.
if they're stupid enough to give a credit card for this scam, they're stupid enough to give it before a solution.
@@llVIU You would think years of consumerism would at least stop most people from giving up their card before even seeing the product...but as mentioned, it works for a reason. Most of the people in my region that fall for it are in the 80-90 age bracket.
Well what would stop someone from getting the "service" done for free and just hanging up and not paying? You have to charge in advance for online sales, do you expect people to send you products on eBay before you pay them?
@@AJDOLDCHANNELARCHIVE You really didn't understand my point. You also created a different point to fight me on to somehow prove your point even more.
"before the fake solution is mentioned"
@@AJDOLDCHANNELARCHIVE Keep in mind it's not about presenting or not presenting the solution being real or fake it's about the song and dance involved that helps sell the idea. I also don't buy things on ebay without a picture or description, we can make up alternate examples all day.
I love how the moment they get addressed as thieves, they don't even attempt to argue the claim and instead dare the caller to go and report it or start verbally attacking them.
I like how these scammers just drop the act after they realize they're being had. They don't even pretend to be legitimate anymore, they know the jig is up and they know that everyone else knows it too. The dude even says "I don't want a job" xD
@@Redpotato2 They're Indians lol
5:23 "You don't know how to count after 2?" So savage but then
"Yes... 3"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH SNAP!
savage
I like how the guy switched his accent from Indian to "Attempted American"
different guy, no? there were like 4 people in the background originally and then there werent
😂😂 Glad I'm not the only one who reconised it...
@Eman Saladbar nightmode users are laughing
"You want to know about the National Science Foundation? NSF?"
I'm dead
"Give me your personal number, I will teach you how to abuse someone" lmao
thats a pretty big claim LMAO
That’s a pretty big claim.
That's a pretty big.
Lmao
Joseph Goodroad lol hes gonna spam him with txt mssg 😂😂😂noobs 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
_That's a big claim_
what a shame
You're pretty good
Iroquois Pliskin got any information to back that up?
that's a big shame
Pliskin is just snake
>Calls out people for not knowing to count to five
>Can't count to ten
GENIUS
Came to look for this profile pic in this video
My vision is augmented.
What can you tell me about the NSF Operation?
...
I couldn't stop laughing after that.
Same here! LMAO!
I died at the NSF question. Indian had no response
''The one with a blue face for an interface'' XD
slow down
Yeah aight
Internet explorer
slush god LMAO!
" What makes you think you have a Walrus on your computer sir"
The walrus noises should provide a clue of that if anything.
They can't even pronounce it right lmao
"1...2, go ahead"
"What you dont know how to count to 3?"
"Yes... 3."
His lines fit perfectly wow
no fuck you shut the fuck up bitch
@@metzgera2789 Who spilled your coffee this morning?
@@metzgera2789 Someone's mad
@@metzgera2789 are you the scammer?
"you don't know how to count after 2?"
"Yes. Maybe you should get a job."
"Thats a pretty big claim" i died lmfao
That's the most patient scammer, didn't even yell out a cuss word unlike some..
A wirus
Jeremy Nolen A Warios, oh he play nintendo games there hahaha
i hate it when i get wiruses on my dedidated wam
This one was great lol dialogue fit the conversation perfectly LOL
"I can't speak for command, but I'm gonna clean the place out". LOL
Eve Of Midnight
*orgasm*
Jc Denton the legend 💕
I'm watching this in the quiet car of the train, and I'm totally going to lose myself to uncontrollable laughter any second now.
$100 for removing a virus, fuck that
and 600 for full price, lol that was dudes cuz who made that price up
lol a shitty pc company in my area charges £200. absolute shitheads.
they sell prebuilds for £200 more than the actual price. I hate them and my school commanded my friends to buy every single shitty one. can't believe it.
Lol I charge $120 for virus removal. The rich people down here in Florida happily pay it.
99.99*
a wirus*
$599.99? What a deal for an antivirus program, didn’t know there was a sale
well it IS the full program
u can buy a car with this price
@@thesorrow96 horrible car
@@z3x454 better than indian
@@thesorrow96 r/whoosh
Nobody makes videos as good as these
True, he is the soundboard master
Knut Ove true
It's been more than two years since this came out and still, nothing tops this... WE NEED MORE!!
The Indian scammers are always so quick to go right to your mother jokes. Happened to me once when I messed with a guy who called trying to sell prescription drugs.
WoodisoN and sister jokes benchof
@@gabbyaghoulfemboy Bobs
lmao mfs are supposed to be a superpower by now
@@sunsetman22 by the end of 2020, India will be a superpower
@@navjotsingh414 cope harder Pajeet
"I will call you from my number and I will teach you how to abuse"
yikes
“That’s a pretty big claim.”
@@JayTohab You talking to me?
@@glump7744 *ʸᵉˢ* I'm talking to you.
Go on! Go ahead!
Bitch
*gives ten digits*
"Doesn't have the ten digit"
The 1 at the font doesn't count.
“Is that what your mother told you?” “I can’t speak for command but I’m gonna clean the place out”
He was before his time
Oh yeah yeah
Please can you tell me why most of people use the same profile picture of yours?
@@humanbeing9140 im so confused too...
Hatkin44 oh yeah yeah
@@Triunity4 oh neah neah
Did you call Guruaid? Those guys get so many prank calls. that this one guy I called had a outburst of rage and sadness.
OwenC101 AZURA AZURA AZURA
Adoring Fan You look familiar.
Eat My Ass mhhh wouldn't know
Adoring Fan Gary!
OwenC101 Time for a celebration, CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! Wait.. scratch that, cheese for no one.
from 5:06 up to 5:14 it felt like
"doctor, is it serious? "
"im sorry, you only have left 10 to live"
"10 what? years? months?"
"9..
8..
7.."
"Hold on, I'll be back in a minute... BITCH"
Man I was drinking a very hot tea at that moment WTF xDDD
"you dont know how to abuse" lmao youre believing that a soundboard of a video game character is a real person talking shit to you, id say thats pretty damn good abuse xD making him sound like a fool
hi this is...(fast! think of an american name) ...JASON!
Bitch
East crap and stop typing
Jason from Heavy Rain 😂
Freddy would have been more American
One Punch Taco yikes
Indian: I’m on a professional call, I cannot abuse you. Give me your #, I will call you and _teach_ you how to abuse.
JC : That’s a pretty big claim.
Ded 🔥👌🏻😂
This indian dude just threatened JC Denton. You gotta give him some credit for that lol
Mashable I’m Indian and I can agree
@@mashable8759 funny thing is most Indians are smarter than you...
@Nicholas Major not all Indians 🙄
@Amirul Asyraf you do remember that you came out of an Indian butt right?
The "nevermind" at 2:50 absolutely slays me every time, its so demented
1:15 made me spit out my drink
I spill my drink!
Omg same
Me too.😂
Lmao
Hello
my memes are augmented.
Oh no no
Jarry oh yeah yeah
@@a1phamalestud oh no no
oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Deus Ex 1. So many memories. Brilliant game with such a great atmosphere of a dark future :*-)
Aye it was ;_;7
so many twists love it
I recommend installing mods like GMDX or Revision for an augmented experience...
Our future
mooganify seriously. So much of it has come true in some way. (9/11 tho that’s coincidence, China’s rise to a world power, etc.)
"I don't know. It has access to quite a bit of information." I am HOWLING
You should do Michael from GTA V calls insurance companies. Maybe something about his boat from that one mission.
"You want to know about the National Science Foundation?"
*NSF*
@@cantwejusthate Yes....
From back when videogames were not just cash-grabs.
God for real!!!
@Heavy Metal Collector Death Stranding?
Chuuni Chewer death stranding is a kojima game. I’m pretty sure by now everyone knows to expect a a mostly narrative game from him so it’s not really a cash grab lmao
@@deadmeme902 never said it was a cash grab but it is Oscar bait.
Chuuni Chewer yeah but still, to be expected from kojima
"Can I make you a few questions?"
"What do you know about the NSF operation"
*Billing Department getting nervous*
"I want you to tell me what you know about the stolen Ambrosia"
*THIS MUST BE THE CIA OMG*
Someone activate the Indian scammer's killswitch.
Nemesis X lmao
Chutney, Chutney, Curry, Diliwal, Pur, Ghandi *Boom!!*
Quick, Brian, Hit the red buttons!
i know the killswitch: Poo in The Loo
This literally made my day!!
"can't abuse you on a professional line" also "that's what your mother told yoU?"
Hearing these scammers getting angry is one thing but hearing them in pure confusion like this is its own type of gem
I ... I don't understand...
I can't speak of command, but I'll clean this place out.
Oh yeah yeah
Suuuuuure
@@skiyall oh yeah yeah
@@skiyall you may have an annoying twitch steamer meme, but I've got nerves of steel.
1:58 “I want the full program” that’s my favorite part because he thought he had you fooled
Ranjeet Gupta Patel: *exists*
Also Ranjeet: “Hello my name is Danny”
Denee*
Jason
@@vando0 Jasmeet
I was really hoping for a "Why are you locked in the bathroom"
>Telling a native speaker he pronounced bitch wrong
"You don't know even how to pronounce it."
The fucking irony.
Dark Cipher wiruses.
“The same corporation that makes ambrosia also manufactures the virus, quite convenient.”
That guy knew a lot about being abused
That's a pretty big claim.
I love all your prank call videos; even if I don't know the character well, they're always hilarious! awesome vid as always :)
"Alright... BITCH"