You can trust me. I trust me, and I think that people shouldn't worry. Because I am the *most* trustworthy person you will meet. No one tells the truth like I do. Tremendous amounts of truth-telling, I tell ya.
@ｋｙｓ Yeah! Of course if Indians had less IQ then the the current CEOs of Microsoft and Google wouldn't have been Indians and American wouldn't have to be scared about losing their jobs
I miss when YT comments weren't so censored . i wish i could also still use very cold and intimidating words against the idiots and trolls who wants me to teach me life or criticize my tastes like in some of these videos. when a revolution against Google to restore the old YT?
And I bet the people who got scammed didn't ask to get scammed, lol. Harmlessly taking up a little bit of someone's time and messing with them vs. actual financial damage. You choose which is worse.
I've never played any Deus Ex games but holy shit, Adam sure has killer quotes and comebacks ! He, I mean you, crushed that scammer real bad, it was beautiful
Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard and I think this guy is the best when it comes to soundboards. I used to these as a teenager in the early 2000s its takes skill timing and practice
That tech support scammer got told OFF. I think I'd be looking out my window for a few days if I heard that come over the phone 😂 dude had to be so scared. Especially when hes pulling illegal bs like that 🤣
Damn, dude. This was a good one, all the quotes made sense. Well, most of them. lol EDIT: What kind of call center let their employees curse on their customers?? I kinda want to work there xD
Persona is a turn based JRPG where you play like 50% high school and fight 50% of the time in a dungeon with a power called persona. Personas are like summons basically.
d3pr3553d weeb Dragon explained it really well above this comment. Persona 5 was the first one I played in the series and it's one of the best games I've ever played. I can't recommend it enough.
More of these with the scammers please! They're my favorites, don't hesitate to take as long as possible until you give away that you're not actually looking for help, and call them back over and over again if they give up before you do.
"It's a legitimate company"
Sounds like something an illegitimate company might say
Exactly. You don't see Walmart employees say "we're a legitimate company". It's out of the question for all but scammers
Lol
hahaha
@JC Denton the name of the company is "legitimate company"
Yeah hahah if it was a legitimate company he would have just reassured him that he knew how to get rid of the virus. Not brought up the company.
ADAMS VOICE IS SO INTIMIDATING THAT SCAMMER GOT SCARED
No comments at all ''INTIMIDATING''
@@fullchannel9786 Shut up weeb
He sounds and looks like keanu reeves so much
Hit the scammer in the feels when he said "what lesson are you teaching your kids"
I don't think it is intimidating.
"I need to know I can trust you."
*"We are a legitimate company."*
My anxieties are quelled, sir. Thanks.
You can trust me. I trust me, and I think that people shouldn't worry. Because I am the *most* trustworthy person you will meet. No one tells the truth like I do. Tremendous amounts of truth-telling, I tell ya.
I love how he flipped at the slightest implication the caller may be doubting his legitimacy.
Seems legit..
Le petit papa
Yeah bro, it's totally legit.
Exterminans I wonder who THAT sounds like. They probably show yuge levels of honesty!
"Thank you for calling support, my name is Danny..."
*cough* *cough* "BULLSHIT..."
Just started and I'm already crying 😂
Why do they use European names when their accents don't match? That's a real mastery
@ｋｙｓ nice pfp :^)
ｋｙｓ that’s because the education is trash buddy.
@@punctuationman334 not exactly tbh. Its comparatively tough.
@ｋｙｓ Yeah! Of course if Indians had less IQ then the the current CEOs of Microsoft and Google wouldn't have been Indians and American wouldn't have to be scared about losing their jobs
Flawless. A true masterpiece. A pinnacle of prank call evolution.
My prank calls are augmented.
ICEnJAM Nanomachines, son.
Just make sure you use Windoys 5 so no sneaky scammers can get into your prank call archives.
Couldn't have said it better!
ICEnJAM please do Marcus from gears of war plzzzzzz
Damn, those threats at the end were cold as hell.
I loved it. Usually scammers talk a lot of shit when people prank them. Not this guy though. I think dude shit himself.
@@AngryK1tty he's not gonna beat him up. He's gonna kill him.
if only i could do the same thing on YT if this wasn't become stupidly censored as hell. and convincing some people to leave me alone with my ops
I miss when YT comments weren't so censored . i wish i could also still use very cold and intimidating words against the idiots and trolls who wants me to teach me life or criticize my tastes like in some of these videos. when a revolution against Google to restore the old YT?
"You talk tough, but we know both that's all you can do"
Seeme true with every Tech Support Scammer
hello I hord you had a wirus
Rottenführer Sonne where did Jensen say that line?
Armando de Chiara 4:29
"I ever catch you doing anything *remotely* shady like this again and i won't be as forgiving."
This is also true
Alakazam thx for the answer, but I mean "in the game"!
"Its a legitimate company" says the Indian guy named danny lol
Seems very legit
They got Christians as well so yeah
That's racist, mate.
danny singh
Danny surendra reddy narayana swami singh
''...fast support'' SLOWDOWN!
+lRaziel1 hey. you are a fucking idiot you know that?
"www." SLOW DOWN!!!
Ali Bazz yeah, you meany.
I love how they always think they are talking to a real person
Its cause they are im no position to judge other people voice
@@SundownerMGRR racist
@@noram8103 ok and?
perhaps it took multiple tries
@@noram8103 how?
The Indian Tech Support Scammer never asked for this.
ooooh yes, he did...
And I bet the people who got scammed didn't ask to get scammed, lol. Harmlessly taking up a little bit of someone's time and messing with them vs. actual financial damage. You choose which is worse.
@@absoutezeo2126 r/woooosh
@@absoutezeo2126 u still have the point
@@absoutezeo2126 titties
what lession are you teaching your kids? its bad enough their gonna find out your a criminal
I am 666th liker yey😂
@@makk7777 Damn you to hell!
*you're**
@@prot07ype87 im gonna report you to sarif for that
@꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂ ꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂ right
"Slow down!"
"Moans"
"......"
"I'm listening"
dodge city 056 yes, I watched the video as well.
Congratulations, you gave me the answer to a question I never asked.
I never asked for this...
KingLich I'm listening
Big Smoke Find a hobby.
Straight up threatening to kill a tech scammer for a prank lolol. Absolute legend.
Was gonna Ultrakill him 😂😂😂
I've never played any Deus Ex games but holy shit, Adam sure has killer quotes and comebacks ! He, I mean you, crushed that scammer real bad, it was beautiful
LegendaryRuBalalaika "Mark Hammond? you bet your ass i would"
Specifically, he has the voice OF a killer.
"never played Deus ex" wtf are you doing?
I mean, human revolution isn't much worse
Dude...he wasn't a scammer..
3:25 lmao the awkward silence is pure gold
Especially after him moaning
EUGHH
That last part, I'm CRYING!!
VandalCabbage I'm sure the guy was terrified inside lol
Lmao I bet he was
Jensen roasted & toasted that guy
im weak 😂😂😂
with that type of reaction I bet that as well - "you are a fucking idiot, you know that?" hell of an argument that xD
"It's Www.."
"Slow down"
"I am listening"
"Ok, its www.."
"SLOW DOWN"
I lost it there LMAO
[Reading this comment] SLOW DOWN
@Damian Xu My vision is augmented.
“Fast support”
“SLOW DOWN”
www = double u double u double u
i legit come back to this video just for that part its so freaking funny
Haha legit tho Jensen's threats are scary af! XD
Amvienttz its simple and direct to the point. If i was the indian guy i would be smoking packs of cigarettes for days due to stress
@Amadeus Eisenberg Adam jensen has a badass voice
@Amadeus Eisenberg what a shame.
Ikr look how he just goes off 3
4:29
@@rome229 If he said that to me i would shit my pants right there
"tell me, what lesson are you teaching your kids?" I like to think this call cut through to him deep and he changed his ways after
this might be the best one yet, well done
Your profile pic is beautiful
Man even the scammers from the same nation are more fluent in english than comcast's support lines...
Why do you call them scammers. I guess Adam called him.
Dam
What do you mean
Because india was an english colony. Like how some south east asians are good with english
@@dawey8897 nope actually india became independent in 1947 and I'm a indian guy who learnt english by watching movies . A lot of em
Geralt calls a casino to play Gwent
Why are we not funding this?
We need this!!
Yes!
Call technical support:
"Listen to me, I'm a professional, I know how thing works"
I asked for this.
You're lucky
jensen never asked for this
InvisibleMan95 ok
InvisibleMan95 have your 1000th like
4:20 that's true.
"I ever catch you doing anything *remotely* shady like this again and i won't be as forgiving. You get that?"
... "slow down!"... "OK.. I'm listening"... "slow down"... LOL
hahaha
@Geralt of Trivia I think that was a groan of frustration, after he found out that it was a scam.
@Geralt of Trivia Talk to the Cock
Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard and I think this guy is the best when it comes to soundboards. I used to these as a teenager in the early 2000s its takes skill timing and practice
yeah man it does
be quiet small child
Danny seems terrified, I would've because this last line was a tough line, a Liam Neeson kind of line. Scary shit.
That one sound clip where he sounds like he's moaning lmaooo
That's probably when he dies. They did the same for a Kerrigan soundboard.
Ik 😂
The awkward silence after is gold
That was brutal O.O
That final minute was killing
the end tho LOL. words hit so well. he got destroyed epic.
4:29 *SAVAGE!!!*
Nice numbers of like
You know you are not a leginamate company when you say that you are a leginamate company
>leginamate
what the fuck is 'leginamate'? English...
Legimanate*
Lemongare
Lomenonite*
That tech support scammer got told OFF. I think I'd be looking out my window for a few days if I heard that come over the phone 😂 dude had to be so scared. Especially when hes pulling illegal bs like that 🤣
All I can say 🤣
i died laughing at "I'm here to arrest you"
Adam is perhaps one of the most badass video game characters of all times
You're now, like, a vigilante! Fucking Phone-Batman of sorts, fighting crime through the prank calls
3:24 had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I never asked for this” xD
The cherry on top!
This was a seriously epic soundboard prank call. Everything flowed so seamlessly. The ending was perfection!
"What computer do you have?"
"I don't know..."
This was one of the best gaming prank calls I've seen. And I've seen a lot.
Strong wants to find milk of human kindness.
The one thing you will NEVER hear an actual company say is "This is a legitimate company"
Damn, dude. This was a good one, all the quotes made sense. Well, most of them. lol
EDIT: What kind of call center let their employees curse on their customers?? I kinda want to work there xD
He is a scammer from India, who take money from confused people.
Joseph Bundra how do they know it's a scammer?
1. Wouldn't swear at customers.
2. Asking for remote connection to your computer.
3. Impatient.
4. Indian.
SuspendAesteaus You Mean Every Indian Guy Are Scamer Man Please Trust In Some Humanity
Being Indian is the key
“It’s a legitimate company, and uh…”
How convincing.
got a lil real with that ending
The scammer lost his panties at the end. He got scared XD
I'm still waiting for STRONG from FALLOUT FOUR to call a super market asking for the MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS
"I never asked for this..."
And yet we all need you Adam!
This was fun.
Heyyy haahaha
Adams voice gives me Keanu Reeves vibes, and makes me want ICEnJAM to use celebrity voices for his prank calls
shit got real af at the end
Jensons dialogue fits so perfectly especially at the end.
3:26 LOL
SpooqiGhost Scammer: What do you se-
OUGHHHHHH
I cried hahahahah
So random! 😂
The random “yeah” every few sentences is wonderful
I love it! "you're an idiot" says the guy talking to a video game voice lol!
Pretty weak comeback for that first roast.
Jesus Christ I forgot how much of a badass Jensen was
The guy must've pissed his pants as he hung up. He knows he's guilty xD
Adam spitting pure FACTS and LOGIC at that final minute
SLOW DOWN!!!
....
....
....
....
....
....
I'm listening...
:D
ICEnJAM, do prank call with drunk Tali'Zorah from Mass Effect, please! :)
"I need to know I can trust you" I'm gonna start saying that to strangers
oh my god the "SLOW DOWN" has me dying.
These videos are pure gold comedy. So glad I found these
"W W W"
"Slow down!"
I'm literally only 20 seconds in and Jensen has already missed a great opportunity:
"Your computer got a virus?"
AJ: "Yeah, RIP"
Lol 😂 fucking love the ending..."I never asked for this"
Goddamn that ending would've scared the crap out of me
Where do I even begin ? This is perfect ! Haha ! "I'm here to arrest you." "...No."
Man, you have a REAL talent for pranks
Cait from fallout 4 calls drug addiction help line
this pls
TheDabber27 TheLegend27 Nah Hancock would be better
TheDabber27 TheLegend27 thats actually fucked up
All they do is call the police on you if you hangup. They're useless.
That has to be one of the smoothest and well executed prank call yet. Good fucking job. It was perfect.
Adam has a great threatening voice
This started off slow af.
BUT ENDED AMAZINGLY!!!
Slowdown!
Please do one more with this voice. That scammer got scared with that voice
the "SLOW DOWN" part killed me...
Yusuke from Persona 5 calls an art museum
wetalkinb0utpractice lol that would be awesome
Alchemist Gamer hell yeah!
d3pr3553d weeb there probably is one in that show, but Yusuke is an important character in Persona 5
Persona is a turn based JRPG where you play like 50% high school and fight 50% of the time in a dungeon with a power called persona. Personas are like summons basically.
d3pr3553d weeb Dragon explained it really well above this comment. Persona 5 was the first one I played in the series and it's one of the best games I've ever played. I can't recommend it enough.
I love the constant “slow down!”
LoL this is probably the conversation with more sense ever in a call prank =0
thats surprisingly one of the best pranks ive ever seen
The tech support guy was a coward anyway. Jensen saw through him.
His lines worked so fucking well
Adam is no doubt the best voice in gaming lol him and Geralt.
You just made my day sir. The ending was perfect!
Elias Toufexis shared this on Facebook. :)
Monochrome Baku lol, that's hot!
I am almost 30 years old and I have genuinely never laughed so hard at anything before. The "SLOW DOWN" part just killed me.
Me remembering the JC video: "Slow down, slow down, slow down."
Adam at 2:56: "SLOW DOWN!"
More of these with the scammers please! They're my favorites, don't hesitate to take as long as possible until you give away that you're not actually looking for help, and call them back over and over again if they give up before you do.
"whatever I'm here to arrest you"
😂
He got fucking scared at the end bro and the best thing is he will probably never forget that line bro
This videos give me life
This was incredibly awesome lol how I wish I could use Adam Jensen to talk to telemarketers while I work. That would be so glorious lol
>fastsupport
>SLOWDOWN
Seeing through the tough guy act is delivered with such confidence anyone would hesitate at that point.
Oh my god, this is just pure gold from front to end! I never asked for this! *ugh*
I'm listening.
The ending must have been genuinely terrifying to the scammer lmao!
The 'I never asked for this' at the end was epic!
That first "SLOW DOWN!" gets me every time
I love the “slow down…. Ok… slow down. Slow down… ok…”
fastsupport is too fast
This is good just as the older ones. He is back at making us viewers feel happy and laugh again.