Access Granted - Rob is back on the couch of dreams
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Thanks guys :) I always enjoy your videos. And Dave, I have to say, your voice is very calming sounding in this video especially, and I like how you're always so calm. I think you bring a good balance to your team :)
#GamingConfession I never owned a PS3 but my brother did, I was amazed at how the disk tray sucked the disks in so I fed it a slice of wafer thin ham cold meat, I did tell him about it eventually but the surprising thing is the console still worked!
o o. I would have never let you touch it gain, still, that's kinda funny. lol
lol, yeah it was childlike curiosity that made me do it. My brother actually took the news pretty well, probably because it was a while ago and he hadn't noticed anything wrong with it.
Chriscall999 well that's good but.. how did you get the meat out? I imagine it didn't eject well
Im not sure I didn't open his console up or anything. My bro said a small piece of meat came out on a disk once but that's all I know.
+Chriscall999 lool, so mean, but at least i didnt get broken 😂
Cows Dave... he said Cows. Not Crows xD
I can picture Nath watching this and screaming "NOOOOOOOOO" at the idea of Rob being his sub.
Don't be silly - Nath doesn't watch a video unless he's in it ;p -Dave
is it Crows or Cows? It's written as cows, but he keeps saying Crows. He actually said it right once, but then changes it.
lol it is meant to be cows, as I found that out to my cost!
It's definately cows, but he keeps saying crows lol. Unless it's a different area. Is Woesong Bridge in White Orchard ?
+kadindarklord chill, it's not that big of a deal
With Rob's shiny head and couch does it make Rob a couch potato?!?!?!?
Sorry Rob had to be done !!!
I'm not very good at this social media noise. I'm not even sure if this post has my name on it but when i hear Rob talk about any Final Fantasy or Metal Gear game I feel i have had the same experience even though he has a a year or so on me. Its nice to be a part of something. Love the Channel.
Holy Cow - I'm in the club by total accident. My only 301 prep consists of:
If I was a robot, I'd be in the 100101101 Club - Go Binary, Baby!
Normally I'd go for something rhyming
but this time I've been pwned by timing
so I'll have to do this off the cuff
and hope that it is good enough
Your channel feeds my game addiction
ever since my first subscription,
Your four perspectives fill me with glee
as they reflect the bits of me
Rob, the first, the greatest dad,
Humour, dry, and sometimes mad,
Who's love of Final Fantasy
is shared with "Happy Red" (Hollie)
Like Dave, I really cannot face
suspense that's tighter than Dead Space
and finally Nathan, (I think he's the Boss),
I must win at any cost
or, if even suspecting a loss may come,
must shout and rant and run to Mum
So thanks for bringing smart critique
To all of us, three times a week.
Your joy shines through so much that I don't even need to finish this because I think you're awesome, and I don't care if I'm King of the 301 Club or not, as long as I get to keep watching.
Hooray!
Idiot!
I do care.
I do.
I want to be King.
PleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease make me King
(I'll make you a cake)
+Peter Purdie I think that additional bit may put u in their favour
Don't you mean Holy Crow? Nice copy paste btw
Copy paste? What do you mean?
Do you suggest I prepped, unseen.
I assure you, sir (?) it was impromptu,
as is this one, now, I write for you.
Rhyming drivel causes such pain
as it spouts unbidden from my brain
and the only way to suppress a shout
is to break the dam and let it out.
But I bear you no ill, let us be friends,
and part on good terms as this ends
We can both agree on one thing though:
It's hilarious Dave can't tell "Cow" from "Crow"
PS. Probably better to avoid the "Roast Beef" at Dave's place.
Always great to have Rob on Access Granted - he always has better gaming confessions than anyone else!
Rob is Dan forcing you against your will from making MGS references. Blink twice if you need help. It's time to start operation snake liberator.
O O YES!
Dave, thank you for finding and liking my poems, you are so sweet!
301 club - and i think its no secret the Rob's mother character is clearly Dan
Who's Dan?
me
In joke
Pfft, yea right, you're tellin me. That Dave would sacrifice his dignity, and put on a gown and high pitched voice, just for Rob? Yea right. I mean, I know Dave is the butt of all jokes but come on! Give the guy some credit :).
+Raymond V.M That's true!! But, all the crew is awesome too!!!!😉
Just this weekend me and a mate were saying how much more awesome life would be with trophies. We were camping and set off in search of a pub in the middle of nowhere. Came across a cracking place, ordered a pint, sat out overlooking the countryside and both agreed that we'd achieved a life trophy upon our first sip!
I wonder if there is potential for a Life Trophies section on Access Granted or maybe as a Friday Feature.
Oh, Rob. I love you. It's so great to know that I am not the only person stuck on the second boss on DS3.
Gaming Confession When I was in my early twenties we got my father a Playstation for Christmas along with Crash Bandicoot and Crash Bandicoot 2, which was the newest game in the series at the time. The whole family got into it, and we stayed up all night playing. After Christmas we all called in sick so we could keep playing.
Wow #301club and I didn't even notice until I checked the comments. I wasn't prepared for this. I have no witty humour much like Rob I need a long time to think about it.
Gaming confession
When I was about 7 and the n64 came out, my 2 older brothers and I went searching for our Christmas presents in our mums bedroom. We got so excited that we HAD to play it, so we carefully opened the box and all the plastic, and tried to plug the system into the TV. We broke the plug for it and had to put everything back into the plastic and seal it all back up and wait 4 months for Christmas just to send it back because of the "manufacturer malfunction" (our mess up)
PlayStation access, I remember the first video I watched of you was a a Friday feature, I don't remember which one it was but I remember that it had professor Brian Cox in it and it was of him in a car park in Bristol , the weird thing was I had just come back from a trip to Bristol, when I went back to down to south of Cornwall I contemplated what was going on. Thank you guys your awsome!
#GamingConfessions When I was in kindergarten I was introduced to video games for the first time when one of the other kids in my class talked about his new Playstation. I went up to him and asked him if I could come over some time, and he said sure. The one and only reason I talked to him was to play on his Playstation, but he quickly became my best friend and we've been friends ever since.
Dave and Rob on a Monday... you guys have brightened up my day, it's a Monday and finding a penny earlier did that too tho thinking about it?? mmmmmmm?? any who you guys rock keep up the grate work guys!
Yeah! #301 club! And with Rob this week! As much as I like the regulars, it is always fun when they mix it up a bit. It is like a crossover episode, only within the series.
Gaming Confession: When the ps3 first came out, my parents got me one for my birthday with Resistance: Fall of Man. Everytime they left the house, I would go up into the loft, take it out and play it for a bit before they got home. I finished the game before my birthday. No regrets.
after weeks not watching access granted, I thank my boredom for making me open up youtube and clicking the subscription tab which makes me finally elligible to enter the #301club again.
Watching Access Granted in my brand new Playstation Access T-shirt! Glad to see the master of comedy (Rob) back on the couch. Maybe he should do this with Delsin one week soon.. ;)
Love these guys at Playstation Access - all of them, brilliant.
#gamingconfession My sister asked me why I alternate using the controllers of my PS4, and I told her it was to ensure one doesn't get worn out, or diminish battery life. The truth is I do it because I feel like one of them will feel neglected if I use the other for too long. I'm 21.
Holy I finally made it, 129 views. The king has finally arrived! Love your videos, look forward to them the most out of all my subscriptions. Belated congrats on the 1mil subs! Keep it up. Also, unacceptable boycotting the onsie. Not sure how Nate got away with that, lol
PS. You must acknowledge this comment in your next video or you'll have bad luck for a year! (hope your superstitious)
Yes! I love Insert Coin, I have a bunch of their MGS t-shirts. They're awesome.
Awww I just missed the 301 club, 477 at the time of viewing, but yay, Rob on Access Granted
Please may we have more lets plays from you guys and ROB together. Having watched all the available ones on the channel and enjoying them thoroughly (especially Don't Starve) I feel it would be great to see a weekly lets play or at least a bi-weekly one given that you guys have a lot to do?
You bring Rob back for an access episode and he stares menacingly into the camera.
Congrats to the 301 queen, that poem was awesome!
love all your videos, keep up the great work! cheers
Thunderstorm raging outside, still watching Access!
wait. i thought that holly was rob's wife.now it all makes sens.
+PlayStation Access please react to this
Once they have stopped throwing up...
woaaaaaaaaaaaw !!!
Wait, she isn't? O.O
wait. What??? they are not married??
That T-Shirt is calling to me.... Buy me, just buy me 😉👍
It's also calling to me, but I don't speak badger. Playstation Access should sell a Badger app for 5 cents. For those badger enthusiasts out there. Million dollar idea I say.
Guys you need to add the trophy notification/animation to your vids! It'll be excellent and make the channel even better than it is now👍 #TeamRob&Dan
Have visions of Nate huddled under a table, rocking back and forth, muttering "I'm not wearing the onsie. I'm not wearing the onsie." So that Rob had to jump on the couch and fill for him.
#manupandwearit
I'm sorry to dissapoint you Dave but here it goes.
1.) they're cows not crows
2.) The "protector of the cows" is not lore friendly, CD PR did that because people were killing the cows as a game exploit to level up, that fiend is their response to that.
Not to level up sorry, it was to get rich quick.
+Raymond V.M came here to say this
^ ^ You're welcome
+Captain Spackers every time Dave said crows I cring
#301 club ? Please this would make my week plus love your guys vids they always put a smile on my face
I can see Rob visibly struggle against making a joke about Dave's, "I've got a better first 20 minutes than anyone else" at 00:37.
10:12 when rob says tall and they both look at each other as if to say, dont smile, dont acknowledged the word fat! hahaha, i love how English that was. XD
#GamingConfession I recently played Gone Home and was horrified by Sam's messy bedroom. I started to clean her room by putting the pillows back on the bed, picked up all the plates, glasses, utensils and soda cans and put them on the desk, because there was no where to put them, and sorting her game cartridges in alphabetical order on the shelf. When I finally got the kitchen and garage area open, I brought all of the soda cans to the recycling bin in the garage and all the dirty dishes onto the counter near where the sink should have been in the kitchen. As you can imagine, this took quite some time as I could only carry one object at a time.
the death stares rob gives is the fuel to my nightmares
Wow! I’m finally in the elusive #301club ! :D
*Ahem*, If chosen as King, my first act will be issuing a
royal decree stating Rob MUST mention Metal Gear Solid EVERY Friday feature! Failure
to do so will result in me ordering Nath to delete all his save data……Again
(Sorry Nath, couldn’t resist mate :P )
P.S I got my hair cut last week and couldn’t think for the
life of me who’s ‘do it resembled.. It wasn’t till I got home I realised that I
now have the “Dave” haircut! All I need now is glasses, badass rap skills and a
crippling fear of horror games and I can be Dave’s version of phantom Big Boss
(Rob will get that joke)
Wanted to finish with the obligatory “Dave/Nath/Rob/Hollie
is the best!” comment but I love all you guys, stay awesome man! :D
Gaming confession:
Speaking of confiscation, I had my PS1 taken once when I was a kid. When my mother had left for the day, I set it up but couldn't find any discs besides disc 3 of the fmv X-Files game. played for about 40 seconds before it asked for disc 4. That was that, put it all back in her room and went outside.....
Sickened.
I thought I'd miss the #301club as I was reliving my youth by rewatching N'Sync Bye Bye Bye...but I made it!
#301club - Additionally I saw Nathan in Bath at a Tesco Express on Wednesday last week, I wanted to pop over & say hello but I got a bit star struck. To be fair I'm 35 years old so that would have been a little weird for both of us I imagine! :D
Rob should be in every clip. EVERY CLIP!!!
I didn't know Rob and Dave were twins!
Maybe you could make "# Ways Horror Games Would Be Different If the Main Character Had Common Sense" instead, though with that you could still sum up many games as "They went home. The end."
Also, I'd like to say that you guys seem so nice! Don't get me wrong, I have a good image of all of you, but Rob surprised me a little bit in this episode. His Friday Feature character is kind of cranky, but even when he was addressing the Final Fantasy comment in this video he was so kind and encouraging. Calling out that guy's friend was the exception, but hey, that was just honoring a fan's request, right? :)
Wooo! #301club and Robs here! Still love Nath though too
Gaming confession: my friend is really into trophy hunting. So everytime i go to his place, i change all my phone notifications to the sound of a trophy popping. I just love watching him lose his mind, trying to figure out what he did in the game that got him a trophy.
Yay. I love Rob in Access Granted
Interesting that Dave can't read the word "cows"
Damn it.. I said crows.. it's contagious Dx
Yes 301 club!!! I am overcome with emotion.
O hey, I actually made it into the #301club - kind of neat. Tbh, I clicked on the video, because I got spooked by Bioshock (only reached Netpune's Bounty) and needed a reprieve. Anyway, cheers from Poland. Also, to Nath - I'm one trophy away from a platinum in Dead Space, and I'm going to get it. In your freaking face, ha!
I can Finally have
Hang on...wait, what?! I'm not sure you've understood! -Dave
I'm already talking to my tattoo artist. no turning back now. Mr.Chubs will now be known as Under 301 Club Hamster
Just a bit off on the 301 club but it's all worth it if you get to reply to access It's 9:00 PM here in India
Mine was the 500th view. Just got to perfect the timing
yay finally in 301 club keep up the good work guys
oh man, if there were trophies awarded in real life for accomplishments I would try to achieve them all.
"Spend $1,000,000 in your lifetime"
"Go a week without showering"
"Go through every hairsyle"
"Set beer drinking record"
"Spend $50,000 outside your native country"
The list goes on and on. I believe everyone would live life to the fullest if they could set they're own trophies and hear that jingle when they accomplish it.
#301club I would like to thank everyone who made this possible, most importantly my insomnia the
301 club finally after about a year and a half and proud to be finally part of the club
When it goes from 77 views to over a thousand in the time you write something
+Cameron Reid Right?
#301 club i have actually never left a comment on a youtube video before but this seemed worth the effort.
When the guy said he hadn't played FF7, Rob secretly wanted to reach through the tablet and strangle him, screaming at him how amazing it is. He kept his cool though. :)
Gaming Confession - I leave my PS4 in rest mode a lot of the time. To sneak in some extra game time during the day I will go downstairs to do the laundry / feed the cat / clean up the kids toys (whatever really comes to mind). Usually though I'm just sitting there getting 15 more minutes of The Witcher 3, Dark Souls 3, or Fallout 4 depending on what I've been into lately.
Gaming confession ... I started watching you guys a year ago and I haven't played my PS4 since I watch let's play videos and I've bought all the games that you say are good I tell my friends that I've played games that I watch the latest is dark souls 3 take a break guys and I'll start playing again
M. jolnir................*sigh*
#GamingConfession I once faced my little brother (I was 14 and he was 7) in Super Soccer.
After the score was 10-0 he started crying.. I then let him score one so he would stop crying.. The final score was 33-3, he cried so, so much.
324 club damn but hey I'm going to disneyworld tomorrow. Aloha Dave and rob
If Dave were the protagonist in Outlast, the interact button would make him shout "STRAWBERRY STRAWBERRY!"
Every fruit would be every button lol, so many safe words
#GamingConfession I actually read prompts during gameplay and quick time events out loud when they appear on screen while playing, like 'A', 'B', Left stick right-sided crescent moon to the bottom', and sucht stuff as that.
Gaming confession: When playing Don't Starve and I make a good amount of progress I'd backup my save so if I died I could just restart from the backup. Us gamers just can't let go of a good save game. This leads me onto something more important. I know it's already been said but hopefully you do a Don't Starve: Together play through.
how horror games would be different if dave was the director. PLEASE MAKE THAT!!
Simple, they wouldn't be horror games.
if you think puppy jumpscares and rainbows everywhere is scary.....
Chase Mathis Don't joke about dem puppies... they means business.
When I was younger I got my hands on the original halo, (I know it's xbox, but still) and was so freaking scared of the flood that I put the game down and didn't play it again. I only got over my fear after playing the campaign on split screen. Sad to see that feature slowly disappear.
wow , it feels great to be in the 301 club
#GamingConfession When I was 6 years old and while playing my brother's PS1, I had a problem where I couldn't save my game of Spyro on the memory card. While lil ol me still didn't understand how important they were especially to my older brother, I deleted almost all of his saves including his almost completed playthrough of Spyro so I won't ever have problems saving again. He lost all his motivation to play it again until he found out about gameshark.
Pass me the Rob please! Rob? Yes, I need more Rob!!!
#301 club! Did I finally make the cut!! Yeah!!!!!!
Yea! Made the club!
#301club did I? did I? Access Log: 3.48am, Rob does not seem happy today. I feel that cake (not Portal cake) should be provided, so Rob doesn't look like you beat him till he agreed to appear on your vid Dave. Anyway, love your work (all 5 of you). Cheers from New Zealand.
The Delsin on Robs shirt is one-legged...Sorry, I'm not usually the one to tell those kinds of joke, but no-one else had! Dammit!
I would like to take this time to take credit for Rob being better about not staring dead eyed into the camera. I noticed that there were a couple of times it was about to be just a little too long so he would break eye contact and, I can only assume, remember my constructive criticism. Well done Rob.
I have one for you too Dave! I'll start by saying I've never played the Witcher 3 but I couldn't help but feel that the author of that comment really did mean to say "cow" and not "crow" because he typed it out not once, not twice, but THREE times through the comment.
Rob is rocking that Access shirt!
Gaming confessions intro is funny af lolxd
#gaming confession: when I was 4 or 5 years old I owned a motorcycle racing game for the ps2 that my brothers thought was broken. To show them it worked, me and my mom played a race and I felt so good about being right that when my mom won I threw my controller at the wall as hard as I could and it shattered.
gaming confession, my dad got a ps1when I was really young and for unexplained reasons the start up music petrified me so much that I refused to play with the sound on every time I turned it on for several years
#GamingConfessions
I've never played a Hideo Kojima game.
Are the badgers in the intro to 301 club Delsens extended family?
the next gaming feature ought to be Two V. Tutus. Dave & Holly V. Rob & Nath, losing team has to wear comically-large pink tutus around the office.
Gaming Confession- When we were younger me and my brother were allowed to buy a ps2 game each, I cannot remember what I bought but I remember he bought WWE 2007 and he played it for hours meaning I couldn't play my game. So I thought to scratch the disc intentionally on a roof tile (we were in the attic) and tell him I had no idea when the disc error came up on screen. Worst thing was when I played the game I realised I preferred WWE..
Gaming confession
My friend told me this story.
"I decided to do a marathon with Shadow of the Colossus and beat it in one sitting without dying. I go to the last Colossi (the tower one that fires lasers at you) I was having a hard time jumping up to it's head. My friend came up to to me and asked, 'You having a hard time jumping up to the head?" "Yeah," I replied. He asked, "mind if I try?" "Sure," I said. He took the controller and made me jump off the side of the Colossi to my death. It's still hard to speak to him today."
Gaming Confession: If there was ever a day when I didn't want to go to school I would unplug my ps3/ps4 and replace it with an old broken ps2 so that my parents would take away the wrong console and I could stay at home playing games all day
Haha smart one :D
What's the title of the song/melody that plays from 6:14?? Always brightens my day
Gaming Trauma, good idea Rob! The high degree of effort from many of us is due to the fact that we are in America and are morally bereft. You fill us with your Goodness.
Sorry Nathan but I was watching 'Forces of Nature with Brian Cox ' and it totally reminded me of you with your weird impersonation, then Dave flashed into my brain cinema of him playing PT, you're braver than I am, I did a poo poo when I played outlast
Gaming confession: I just finished Life is Strange and now I can't stop crying
#301club Finally, my target for the year is complete and I can complete my work appraisal knowing that I have achieved all that there is to do!!!
#gamingconfession - When PT first came out me and my friends decided to play it in the dark. I had the unfortunate misfortune of getting the chair right in front of the TV. While my friend was playing I somehow fell asleep and only woke up to find the very nice lady rushing towards me at 88 miles per hour. You have never seen anyone run at of a room faster than I did that day......
So very understandable. Lisa can scare the pants off of anybody, even if you're expecting her.
I'm watching this at 4am what is life?!
were is one-on-onesie and why am I still watching this
When Dave wins the gameplay feature against Nate. Nate should throw Dave into a room, turn the lights off and make him play resident evil 1 for the ps1 until he finds his first key, when he finds this key he can then and only then, leave the room. Go on Nate!
You people do realise we have multiple time zones in Australia. The time is different in every state you go..