If he knows about the past after five minutes then... Oh god *I am the doctor plays in the backround* P. S. I am not saying he's the doctor I'm saying he's a timelord in general.
Adrian Gonzalez The whole “Sugar Partner” thing is a very financially volatile relationship because if the wealthy partner loses their money, dies, or gets tired of them, then that person could end up on the streets. Same goes for the unemployed stay at home parent.
I swear my fiancee treats are Engagement like shit I'm like sweety u need to get a job but her thing she a just leave and live at her auntie house now it's the end of the world I'm like yeah ain't no money on the Earth no more
Uh. She married him when she could have married someone rich right off the bat. She also could have left him way before and did not. She also didnt leave till he lost his job...which judging by what she siad, is a common thing. Her worst thing is she cheated on him. She isnt a victim but she isnt the one completely at fault either.
@@Crusina lmao she was cheating in him and probably was since they first got married so yes it's her fault if she wanted to he a gold digger she should have married the rich dude. Stop putting men down and defending women being cheating thots
It took me a while for my brain to comprehend that. lol So his mother is also his grandmother and his father is also technically his grandfather and half brother because his grandmother had sex with her own son. So messed up! >< lol
Yoshis wife later then wanted to get back with Yoshi because he git rich going on adventures with Mario and become a sport/olympic/kart racing champion/participant
Just noticed that. Of you think about it they are Yoshis they have a lot food, goombas, caterpillars, turtles, and fruits. They really don't have a food problem. Is it a joke though so I might as well not think to much about it.
My favorite sentences & scenes: "Are your parents siblings or what?" 3:28 - 3:50 The whole "Yoshi loves Birdo" skit The whole "Mario Kart Crash" skit (OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!) The whole "Mario and Yoshi switch places" skit (Payback time!) Ah, wierd memories of my teen years... :')
Yoshi: I love you Mario, me and my people will raise you and make you a hero. Baby Mario: Why do my toys talk to me as if I'll love them forever? * 30 years later* Yoshi: I knew you'd be a hero... I'm so happy for you. Mario: * Jumps over hole and drops Yoshi* 😐 Yoshi: 😲
“Yo, what about that thing like when you’re on Yoshi’s back” “No, Arin, you suggest this every album” “Hey, just give me a sec! And you’re falling in a pit and you have to jump away. And Yoshi-“ “Falls and dies?” “IT’S REALLY FUNNY, OKAY?”
I can't even watch that Koopa lawsuit bit without cringing hard. Congratulations. Also that "Aw, not on the carpet" line from Bowser as soon as Yoshi walks in has always been one of my favorite Dorkly moments.
Ah, while its nice to see the classic humor of classic Dorkly bits, i feel like there is a missed opportunity here, like all the bits are connected to one big story. With Yoshi getting the divorce, getting caught by the FBI (and escaping), meeting the inbred Yoshi, and so on. It could end with Yoshi dropping Mario down the pit, showing the whole story from start to finish.
Yoshi to the Koopa at 4:55 "I don't even think you have a spine!" If Yoshi said that to Mitch McConnell, I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference 🤣
ok cmon, dorkly HAS to be working on something big with short easy dumb animations and compilations coming out and barely any real dorkly stuff. Hurry it up, I miss my quality
I lost it right at the beginning when the cop called him a "molestassaurus-rex" 😂
I was on the floor the whole video
So nazis watch Dorkly.. strange world we live in...
*NO EMOJI POLICE*
@
H
Good 👍
Why can the cops call him a "Molestassaurus-rex".
Yoshi was hatched 5 minutes ago and now he’s smoking damn
Adal Fernandez they grow up so fast
If he knows about the past after five minutes then... Oh god *I am the doctor plays in the backround*
P. S. I am not saying he's the doctor I'm saying he's a timelord in general.
They grow up so fast
YOSHI smoking? WTF?
Hes more savage then i can ever be
'My mom is my dad's mom'
So... your mother is your grandmother, or is that just a riddle?
Or it means his dads mom and his dad f*cked
That means her mom married her son
@@louiethecatwastaken Ok thanks :D
if you go one generation up, the mother had intercourse with the son to produce him
Wouldn't that also make his dad, his brother?
Mother Yoshi: We cannot afford groceries because we’re broke
Me: why don’t you eat those apples on your house?
Because logic
because they be plastic
@@redbit5010 yoshi eats then in games
I'm deing inside
They have eaten them too much
“My mom is my dads mom”
Yup, nothing wrong here, keep moving folks!
time to ask the real question. Does he call her ma, or grandma
@@GM.Nobody both, mandma
Be my mom is mom's dads
thats normal.... in nature lol...
@@GM.Nobody Grandmama
This is why I do tax fraud
A wise choice, brother.
Hi, just, waiting for the back up... also, *FBI, OPEN UP!*
And also make out played jokes!
move out the country and play football. We got room in the team :P
*Very Wise*
I’ll never understand how people get married and think, “Yep. I’ll just treat my partner like an ATM machine until they lose their source of income.”
Joshua Olson Cook nah they usually like making the other person feel bad when they know they’re the ones doing the dirty deeds
Adrian Gonzalez The whole “Sugar Partner” thing is a very financially volatile relationship because if the wealthy partner loses their money, dies, or gets tired of them, then that person could end up on the streets. Same goes for the unemployed stay at home parent.
I swear my fiancee treats are Engagement like shit I'm like sweety u need to get a job but her thing she a just leave and live at her auntie house now it's the end of the world I'm like yeah ain't no money on the Earth no more
Uh. She married him when she could have married someone rich right off the bat.
She also could have left him way before and did not.
She also didnt leave till he lost his job...which judging by what she siad, is a common thing.
Her worst thing is she cheated on him.
She isnt a victim but she isnt the one completely at fault either.
@@Crusina lmao she was cheating in him and probably was since they first got married so yes it's her fault if she wanted to he a gold digger she should have married the rich dude. Stop putting men down and defending women being cheating thots
At the bottom of every hole, there is a pile of dead Yoshis.
Mario abandoned them a LOT
That's why there are holes you can't die to in Mario Maker troll levels
Yep Mario is a insane killer somesorts
@@mariabriggs4164 the player does it lol funny troll the player does on yoshi
“Take a Luigi on the carpet”
I'm just responding because of your profile picture
@BEEF117 LOL Mama Luigi was pretty much a meme episode!
"OH WELL EXCUSE ME FOR- a Luigi?"
@@redtrainer6438 You know number 2.
@@Nameless82284 oh well Excuse me for go to the bathroom every now and then after you make me eat a F*cking Sentient cactus.
Why do i feel that "the darkest Yoshi bits" are the only Yoshi bits
Sad but true.☠️
Waaaaaait
@late4thegameNOW yeah yeah
Cause they are-
They are all dark.
Yoshi : Roses are red
Creating Innovation
I always get away from tax evasion
someone died while making this account -KUN underrated comment
Smg4
Chibiel someone committed tax fraud
after an intrevew to yoshi, i know that yoshi does not only commit tax fruaud, but he dosen't pay his kart maneteince
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Mama Yoshi: We don't have money for groceries.
Also Mama Yoshi: *Literally hangs apples on the tree*
Ertty
But wouldn’t that be like eating your own porch lights?
It grows on the tree
Mama luigi is a better parent
Take away the apple
“My mom is my dad’s Mom” - finally a bloodline more bizarre than the joestars’s
WRYYYYYYY
That’s Inpossible This must be the work of an enemy stand!!!
It took me a while for my brain to comprehend that. lol
So his mother is also his grandmother and his father is also technically his grandfather and half brother because his grandmother had sex with her own son. So messed up! >< lol
NANI!?
Not more bizarre than mines
Yoshis wife later then wanted to get back with Yoshi because he git rich going on adventures with Mario and become a sport/olympic/kart racing champion/participant
But Tax evasion ruined all that
Mike the fan until that one fateful day, where Mario just HAD to get over that gap.
@@replaytsl4591 Tax evasion? I didnt think Peach would force her saviors/friends to pay taxes. Also does a dinosaur like him really need to at all?
@@damotoneko1500 It is probaly bowser who does the taxes as he is the king of where Yoshi lives
DA MotoNeko It’s a meme...
Still waiting for "Pokemon disappointed with their Mega Evolutions"
Alakazam: EVEN MORE SPOONS!?!? The heck man!?!??
Poor shuckle still being trained by satan
Michael Hadaway or he transforms into it if he’s smart enough...or they make him design his own mega version. He is a ditto now after all
@@JaggedBird he had the fucking chance n transformed into an other shuckle so he isn that smart but love his positivity tho
Bro, he wanted a mega stone for a gazpacho buffet.
Noone saying about his gazpacho.
Spoiler, inbred yoshi don't come from yoshis island but from...
Sweet home Alabama
I did not expect that. Lol 😂
as a texan i support this claim.
Y'all always mix Alabama up woth Missiori and Mississippi
Yoshi’s Sweet Home Story
nah he antivax yoshi
7:49 shoes only
7:52 that’s a nice hat there you got mario
7:49 Yoshi: Shoes only
7:52 Later
Now dye it green
The moral of these stories DONT PISS OFF YOSHI
And if anyone says: “Give me the fucking baby,” get the hell out of there.
@@williamjeune6469 literally
I wonder how Mario have an accent if he grew up with a dinosaur 😂😂
@@Wittysquidy That would explain the Dinosaur Land Calzones.
Well he did get delivered to his parents in the end
Nice logic
If i am not wrong at the end yoshi delivery the brother to their parents
Has
That go-kart Koopa got what was coming to him.
Scam artists everywhere! xD
so satisfying.
5:20-5:27 That Koopa kind of deserved it
He did not
Time to throw him *into the lake*
Agreed
Let's see if he's a tortoise or a turtle XD
Does it really hurt his back? Koopas have a shell for a reason
"Shoes only"
But he still got to wear his hat?
It's his flesh
He is fused to the hat :0
Wait when
I’m you’re 100th like
Uh.. Shoes Only?
"My mom is my dad's mom" so his grandma and her son screwed and had him. So his dad is his brother, and his grandma is his mom...
I have a headache............
What?
So he’s a son, a brother a grandchild and nephew all rolled into one?
@@TurnerGoodrich thats where the word comes in
' Hybrid'
I'm actually afraid
Yoshi: You’re gonna get up there and testify that you’re an a*shole
Me: Seems legit
0:42 who noticed Mario turned into Dorkly’s Mario
Oh yeah he did!
Yea
Yeah Idk Why They Keep Changing Sprites
Wow
Evolution
"But all you do is add another mouth to feed!" THERE ARE BERRIES... GROWING ON YOUR HOUSE.
Ok
True
Aren't those apples?
@@thatmysteriousfox9552 its food nonetheless
Just noticed that. Of you think about it they are Yoshis they have a lot food, goombas, caterpillars, turtles, and fruits. They really don't have a food problem. Is it a joke though so I might as well not think to much about it.
I love that Yoshi screams, “YOU DESERVE THIS!” As he beats him to death
I love how mario is worried that yoshi will die if he goes in the castle, yet mario killed 100's of them trying to cross big jumps.
That yellow Yoshi made feel so uncforatable
Yes ik that I spelled uncomfortable incorrectly I just never changed it :P
Uncomfortable
@@Phoenix_Blader_93 no
Did you even attempt to sound that out?
Well that yoshi make laugh 😂
@@darkwolf2622 *not at all*
Yoshi: goes to wife
Yoshi:*why is there boss music playing?*
0:20-0:35 That's literally me every time I play any Yoshi's Island game.
Mark van der Wal same the kid is annoying
Mr Bell yeah
@Mr Bell relatable.
Mark van der Wal same
6:21 there's literally a bunch of apples above their heads.
brandon mason they are carnivores
@@azarishere6442 ummmm...
@@azarishere6442 ummmmmmm....
@@azarishere6442 then how comes in the Mario games like super Mario Bros Wii Yoshi can eat the apples
@@azarishere6442 That moment when you unironically reveal that you're a moron.
If your doing the darkest yoshi bits, then thats all of them.
Well yeah they only make dark bits anyways
That's literally the title
But here's the thing: *that was the plan*
"Yoshie isnt allowed to enter castle"
Him 30 years ago: ...
Also Him In Mario Maker:
4:10 I always imagined goombas being used like that.
*sees the Birdo episode*
The tractor beam is pulling us in!
If dark matter (kirby ) had an assistent
Or Marx
Or Magolor!
Problem:most kirby villians demon with no setient though process
If void had...
@The P L A N T 04 indeed, he wants to control the universe. Nothing unusual
"Yoshi isn't allowed in the Castle"
SMM and SMM2: *_Am i a joke to you_*
Yes
5:20 *well that's what you call murder mystery*
Comment on "Yoshi gets a Divorse":
She doesnt have to resort to cannibalism if they live under a damn apple tree.
Fun fact: all of these videos are yoshi stuck in an eternal hell by not paying his taxes
Where?
In the entire video, its all an illusion to make Yoshi feel content before Satan sends him into eternal despair.
@@centisaur I still don't understand what you mean.
@@centisaur where the "Yoshi commits Tax fraud" Joke comes from?
@@nolanmattox9717 see, yoshi committed tax fraud
I just got the “Luigi” joke. He took a crap on the floor.
I’m just dumb.
Because Luigi is number 2
@Lightway Animated Pictures They call shits number two because of Luigi.
Yeah and all the butthurt luigi fans are the ones who disliked this video.
I'm a Luigi fan, but THAT was funny😂😂
I like when the cop says “you were gonna eat that baby weren’t you you’ve god damn molestasaurus Rex”
5:20
I'm proud of you Yoshi
lol
@@simeonprovis8786 That Koopa did Deserve it though
Proud PROUD? HE MURDERED THAT POOR KOOPA TROOPA WHEN HE DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
@@kirkseykids2373 Didn't do anything? HE WAS SHOUTING TOO MUCH MAAAAAAAAN
@@DillonSmith0527 I for one think Yoshida is evil
In yoshi gets a divorce, why don’t they just eat the apples on their ‘tree house’?
Because the apples are paint
7:19 when your side piece leaves her husband for you.
2:47 When Yoshi lights a cigarette, you know he's gonna start getting serious
My favorite sentences & scenes:
"Are your parents siblings or what?"
3:28 - 3:50
The whole "Yoshi loves Birdo" skit
The whole "Mario Kart Crash" skit (OOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!)
The whole "Mario and Yoshi switch places" skit (Payback time!)
Ah, wierd memories of my teen years... :')
3:29 looks like it is a family guy ficht
5:27 Just don't hire a lawyer with elf ears.
6:21 there's literally a bunch of apples above their heads.
Why did you post the same comment twice
They are berries, actually. It says so in the manual to Super Mario World.
@@MarioMcFly Eh, potato tomato.
@@TheGreenRUclipsr you know mate that's a real good question.
@TheGreenRUclipsr RUclips likes to duplicate comments sometimes. Broke d*** piece of s*** website that it is.
2:12 When I downloaded RUclips for my 3DS, I typed in Yoshi, and this was the very first video I saw in my 3DS. Good times.
@Mr Bell it is ded now they removed it from E-Shop and removed the functions for the app
"That bastard called me dead weight. I didn't come all this way for nothing." (7:03)
"Nero go, this was a bad move!"
This s why I like yoshi. 3:20
0:34 Shouldn’t the Toadies appear here?
Yoshi: I love you Mario, me and my people will raise you and make you a hero.
Baby Mario: Why do my toys talk to me as if I'll love them forever?
* 30 years later*
Yoshi: I knew you'd be a hero... I'm so happy for you.
Mario: * Jumps over hole and drops Yoshi* 😐
Yoshi: 😲
Meme potential level 1000
GamingYoshi Fanatic
That’s not how memes works
(If it’s sarcasm, my bad)
the "darkest"?! you mean "all", right?
There were some non-dark clips?! o.O?
3:27 Hey look it’s the voice clip we all know from SMG4
Exactly
Duckies
Yes
I paused to comment at unknown and saw a normal pose (RUclips skips a few milliseconds)
"Molestasaurus rex" , that was dpe😂😂
1:41 I keep replaying this part😆
0:27 "You better make this up when you're older" "Buddy? Where not gonna make this... Buddy?! "
0:37 but yeah
We're*
I apologise. I had to.
@@johnbailey5835 it's fair
“YOU MOTHER-“
You should make more yoshi bits
Lemon guy yeah who knows they might make some yoshi tax fraud bit.
Yeah
If u do make more will gladly watch them very funny I have dark sensed of humor or u could try doing parts like a episode like series thing
Mario: I’m the one who has to bathe if you take a Luigi on the carpet.
Yoshi: Oh, well, Excuse ME for...
A Luigi?
Mario: You know, #2.
Luigi: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:0
“Yo, what about that thing like when you’re on Yoshi’s back”
“No, Arin, you suggest this every album”
“Hey, just give me a sec! And you’re falling in a pit and you have to jump away. And Yoshi-“
“Falls and dies?”
“IT’S REALLY FUNNY, OKAY?”
7:49 He said shoes only but Mario wears his cap that not fair Mario!!
That was brutal, I do not want to imagine what Mario looks like.
8:31 if Mario survived a pile of Yoshi's from a fall then why didn't the pile on top didn't survive by landing on the bottom pile???
They starved
They killed one another
Molestosaurus rex😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👊🏼
This should be a full cartoon qith enough seasons to keep us quit, epic!!!
Still waiting for that skit where Yoshi turns out to be a woman because... you know... the whole LAYING EGGS THING!!!
Yoshi's could be like seahorses, with the males giving birth
I’m pretty sure they are asexual. (Give birth without a partner)
@@mario-bro-64development86 no the female give the male the egg to raise. The female still produces it.
PLOT TWIST: Those "eggs" are actually turds!
Yoshi is neither male or female.
Somewhere around 6:38 *talking about no food and then there's food on the tree*
6:24 has nobody noticed the well placed fruit on top of their house that looks very good to eat.
Dorkly bits? Dark? ...
...
...
...
...
...you know too much. Go to Gulag or I'll call someone to "help" you go
6:15 I think there's food on the GIANT TREE THAT GROWS APPLES u live in
Rip yoshi
Always gets mario Unride yoshi
And yoshi fell throught the pit
*Smashed effects*
I love how Yoshi sounds friendly in the videos games but sounds mean in the Dorkly videos! Classic!
0:58 if people want to get to the funny 😅😂🤣 stuff
For those who don't know the pink one 4:05 yeah that's canonly a guy who looks like that on purpose and it is gay let that sink in
I wouldn't say I *love* Birdo... That sukk though
Good God! Not the suck I meant XD
NO NO NO!! NO NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
could've clicked backspace on "sukk"
3:37 he actually won the arguement since feeding ur pet a sentient cactus is not feeding at all..
I've heard that Mario doesn't actually punch Yoshi to make his stick out his tongue, he's just pointing at what he has to eat.
1:49
I like how yoshi looks around to see if anyone else saw the $hit
I can't even watch that Koopa lawsuit bit without cringing hard. Congratulations.
Also that "Aw, not on the carpet" line from Bowser as soon as Yoshi walks in has always been one of my favorite Dorkly moments.
Why? did Yoshi shit on the carpet or something?
@@makutas-v261 yes
@@swaggerboypants3026 oh
2:24 Go have a fake fun adventure
4:19 yoshi man, imagine the sucks she can give dude
He*
AYOOOOOOOO
no
7:08
Wait, it's Yoshi house...kick her out!
You don't come across a channel very often where a sub is so well deserved as this one. So so funny, I love it so much.
THAT BASTARD CALLED ME DEAD WEIGHT! I DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY FOR NOTHING! 7:00 ish lol
Who's the outside biatch now? & Ride biatch.
Never gets old.
😄👍
I a think im bleeding eternally
“Oh not on the carpet!”
I love the British accent they give Bowser lol
M e
8:11 i think imma bleeding internally
"AAHHH GAH MY BACK"
Yoshi: *beats him with a shell repeatedly*
Dorklys animation is on another level👌
,,I think i'm bleeding internally" I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
Ah, while its nice to see the classic humor of classic Dorkly bits, i feel like there is a missed opportunity here, like all the bits are connected to one big story. With Yoshi getting the divorce, getting caught by the FBI (and escaping), meeting the inbred Yoshi, and so on. It could end with Yoshi dropping Mario down the pit, showing the whole story from start to finish.
I've heard so many voices used by SMG4
Yoshi to the Koopa at 4:55 "I don't even think you have a spine!"
If Yoshi said that to Mitch McConnell, I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference 🤣
those cops got the wrong person! if their looking for a molester they really want piranha-chan 😂
Wait is this a minus-8 reference?
You know I don’t think piranha-chan is a molester I wouldn’t mind if she did any thing to me if ya know what I mean😏
I was going to say that you're gross but I've seen worse
ok cmon, dorkly HAS to be working on something big with short easy dumb animations and compilations coming out and barely any real dorkly stuff. Hurry it up, I miss my quality
" My mom is my dad's mom " is by far the funniest i even use it in troll battles xD
5:18 How I really feel about Karens and for people who pretend to be victims to exploit for their own benefit.
how i feel about SJWS
2:29 yoshi can be in a castle of trolls in smm1 and smm2