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But the whole point of the sketch was to show how big an asshole Mario is. And if Mario is such an asshole, why is Tails so desperate to be his sidekick? Which begs the question, just how horrible IS Sonic?
So I found this "Here's the cold, hard truth: there is no third brother to Mario and Luigi. The two are fraternal twins; that might come as a total surprise to some. But in terms of there being a third to potentially tag along and occasionally show up in Super Smash Bros., he does not exist yet." I'm sad now
I always hated the telltale ending, if he saved Luigi, then peach would have more room to back up and then they could all survive, if he saved Peach, then Luigi would be able to run away with them to the door
10:29 “You have the time to say one of us! Which will you choose? Which heart breaking decision will you-“ **Mario saves Peach and drives on a motorcycle** **Luigi gets eaten** *”Keep your mustache trimmed... bro...”*
Actually, what that makes me wonder, is just HOW abusive Sonic is, for Tails to prefer Mario for a partner instead of Sonic. Think about it now. Sonic's treatment of Tails must be truly horrifying.
(2:00) It made me so sad to see Luigi think he was going to the prom when he really wasn't. That was *depressing.* Let me mull over my thoughts and dreams. :(
Giuseppe is by far my favorite Mario brother. So relatable! And I bet he actually knows how to do actual, y'know... plumbing. So that makes one out of three, eh!
And then... Luigi jumped off of one one of the buildings of New Donk City after living a life of neglect, finally knowing... he is free. The Fans: "Welp, I guess it's Super Mario BRO now =\."
I know this is old...but you guys are truly a national treasure. I have been having a very tough month and your channel has truly made my life better. My father was just diagnosed with cancer and my medical condition is really kicking me in the face right now. In short, thank you for this.
5:26 "I thought I was your nemesis" "I wish" "Oh hey Wa-wa-waluigi" "W̴̧̢͈̰͔͎̱͔͉̞̭͓̹̹̬̙̹̣͎͙̓̌͆̅̊̋̋͜͝͠ͅͅA̴̡̨̧̨̞̘̬͔̝̜̦̩̯͍̞̟̤͍̲̖̺̹̦̤̦̮̮̭̠͖̭͎̪̹͈̱͒̈́̽̾̿͆̾̒̈́̕̕͘͜͜͝W̸̢̛͉̙̰͚̪̟̗͙̤͕̞͚͈͇̖͎̯̣̰̞͔̞̫̩͓̽͗̾̐̂̓̌̋̒́̈̏͆̾͌̏͜͝͝͝ͅĄ̸̧̨̡͇̭͎̲͙̼̙̥͓̣̜͔̖̠̬̦͍̮̞͔̫̻̱̼̹̙͕͉͂͌̀̇̈̑͂͌̍̾̕͜ͅW̸̢̮̳͈͚̙̩̳̜͍͔͈͕̫̪͍̌̇̆̈́́̏͊̓̑̂͒̓̑͊̓̇̌̒͌͋Ą̸̡̞̫̖͚̹̮̥̗͖̲̬̩͓̭͙̊͊̀͆̈́͆͗͂̈́͐̈́͗̾̓̈́̅̏͒͒̕͝͝W̵̢̧̛̙͚͎͕̤̟̫̞̏͗̑͂̂̀̄̌͘̚͝Ä̵̳̬̠͕̰̝̼̫͍͙̹̬̰͎̮͙͚̪͙͕͉̪̼͉̘̙́̑̐͗͛̍̈́̊̃̿̊̆̀̉͛͜͜͝͠"
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1. DROPOUT.TV is available WORLDWIDE
2. The APP is available in Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the U.S - bitly.com/2C2MUem
We'll be back with new Dorkly Bits next Saturday!
love your videos keep up the good work
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Giuseppe look like Gargamel , shorter and fatter one
Do more regular Giuseppe!
@@annahwillett5060 i wish he had his own game
"Tails would kill to be my sidekick"
"I would! I will!"
The past couple decades have taken their toll on fox boy
Look at Mario and Sonic Switch Sidekicks
Watch impreg greg
Shaggy Yes
But the whole point of the sketch was to show how big an asshole Mario is. And if Mario is such an asshole, why is Tails so desperate to be his sidekick? Which begs the question, just how horrible IS Sonic?
@@medexamtoolscom pronably sonic goes berserk
_Luigi will remember this..._
Oh no! What do I do!?
*Green Mario
*This choice will have consequences*
Achievement earned: mario doesn't care
*SLAP*
"I sold the mansion to pay for the limo"
That's one hell of a limo
Or maybe he had the H rank mansion that is just a tent on a hilltop haha.
He actually said rent so that’s what makes it funnier
It can drive under water
He probably left out that it was haunted
i thought he said lambo
The three things I binge at 3 am...
1: Old Smosh videos
2: Sonic for hire
3: Dorkly conpilations
Mario leaves
Luigi: "Oh, no! Mario is missing!"
Cracks me up everytime
12:30
Mario: I just heard bowser needs some *typing lessons.*
Luigi: Oh, no! *Mario is missing!*
Subscribe to me pls
@@jrgamer8677 Giuseppe: *sigh* Well, I guess I'll have-a the leftovers...
Yoshi: *mlem*
Giuseppe: Hello a-Dominos? Yeah, it's-a Giuseppe again.
@@Omnificence2016 dorky coin noise-
Bling-ding!
It’s funny how the only time Mario and Luigi are together on anything is when they’re both unsupportive of their third brother.
So I found this
"Here's the cold, hard truth: there is no third brother to Mario and Luigi. The two are fraternal twins; that might come as a total surprise to some. But in terms of there being a third to potentially tag along and occasionally show up in Super Smash Bros., he does not exist yet."
I'm sad now
@@morefrecklesthansense9817 found where
@@morefrecklesthansense9817 nah fr
@@agua246 They made it up.
@@agua246 its in the bible go read it
Even the best of Luigi is still the worst for Luigi...
Onea day..... Onea day.....
Mr. Lafitte seems 2 alway get the short end of the stick
I'm your 666th like
2:29 you were saying 😏
Only some
"The Prank War" is one of my favorites. Not just for Toad and Mario pranking Luigi, but for Luigi kicking their asses.
"You think I dress like garbage?"
"No no it looks good on you. I'm just worried people would get us confused."
thank you, my audio is broken so I really needed someone to write out one of the jokes word for word
Thanks man, my speaker broke and I needed to hear what they said.
Mario that's absurd were two different people
@@Dream179Legacy I know I'm late but...
"Hey Mario. Ooh! Lookin' good. Lookin' cut."
Red Luigi and Green Mario doesn't work I can't imagine Them wearing each other's clothes
I see "Luigi Wears Red" as the conclusion to the prank war, where Luigi finally gets even with Mario
Well he did break his pelvis with a giant shoe
So that's why theres a Luigi death stare
Yep
*EXACTLY*
Luigi: halves it
Mario: called head
Both eat
Luigi: breaks neck
I always hated the telltale ending, if he saved Luigi, then peach would have more room to back up and then they could all survive, if he saved Peach, then Luigi would be able to run away with them to the door
Yeah, but they need to have SOME kind of choice, just to make you feels like it matters when Mario dies in the last scene.
@@TheGuardDuck DUDE SPOILERS I haven't gotten to that part yet! 😑
Flying Rager why read the comments before watching the video?
@@hlgask I made a joke where I was pretending it was an actual game
@@hlgask r/wooosh
10:29
“You have the time to say one of us! Which will you choose? Which heart breaking decision will you-“
**Mario saves Peach and drives on a motorcycle**
**Luigi gets eaten**
*”Keep your mustache trimmed... bro...”*
*"bye bye!"*
If this is a joke, Mario have to be freaking kiding him.
Wow real original you learnt how to listen and type out exactly what you heard well done
@@thepizzatime3502 wow real original you learnt how to read and complain exactly about what you read well done
@@manuelsciumbata1264 well at least I didn’t copy and paste it
I just realized when he pauses CoD it's the Mario pause sound. So he was playing Mario
Waluigi: He's just jealous of my girlfriend.
Luigi: *That's half a toaster.*
😑
Waluigi: Isn’t she beautiful?
@@TacomasterStudios Luigi: umm I should really be goi- oh god what are you doing
But what about Purple Luigi?
How to properly clean your metal computer Waluigi?
What about wa wa Luigi
Yes and no
Don't you mean... purple mario?
WA WA WA WA
2:29 is much more satisfying to see when I think about how much they bully Luigi
Luigi: That's half a toaster
Waluigi: Is it she Beautifullllll?
A toaster is a toaster, you can say it's only a half!
Waluigi=no get down!
Luigi=what? Why?
Waluigi=my nemisus falloed us here!
He’s just jealous of my girlfriend
That’s half a toaster
Isn’t she beautiful
She's
HOT
Uh, I should really be go- Oh God! What are you doing?
Oh, excuse me. Did you want some?
The best kind
Chuggaconroy's favorite Dorkly joke
@@Omnificence2016 You know what? I just uh, remembered I need to be uh... Anywhere else.
I now see why Waluigi wasn’t added in Ultimate.
Oh Sakurai's just jealous of his girlfirend
Waluigi? YOU MEAN PURPLE LUIGI
We need wah wah luigi
@@poligarf3 That's half a toaster.
@@thecplman1 isn't she beautiful?
Mario: Tails woulda kill be my sidekick.
Tails: He’s right! I would, I will!
😂😂😂
Ok Mario, I will see you tomorrow...
@Keyshawn and Luigi ok mario I'll see you tommorow
Actually, what that makes me wonder, is just HOW abusive Sonic is, for Tails to prefer Mario for a partner instead of Sonic. Think about it now. Sonic's treatment of Tails must be truly horrifying.
Everybodys talking about green mario but what about red luigi
What "about" Red Luigi...?
Lol😆😂🤣 "It's me red Luigi"....not ta Mario.
@@bellerose2780 r/wooosh
@@yoshikagekira3918 wait how was that a wooosh
wtf
I believe I speak for everyone when I say we need more Wawaluigi
Wawaluigi for Smash.
I want wawaluigi
Wawawawawawawa!
Dorky hates waluigi
WawAWAwAWAWAwaWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!
Waluigi- *"I'm treating myself"*
Me: *"ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT tHaT"*
"oh im sorry did u want some" ew xD
“Oh hey wawaluigi”
“WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA-“
Yes
Wa
Waluigi- "Hes just jealous of my girlfriend"
Luigi- "ThAtS hAlF a ToAsTeR"
Luigi:
I should be the main character I'm taller than he is.
Peach:
NOT WHERE IT COUNTS!
Thats from college humour
Not if MatPat is right lol
@@aaronsmith1023 thank you
I was about to say that
Not according to Game Theory. :-P
@@aaronsmith1023
Well there's a reason it's called game *theory* and not game confirmed.
"you see..." *SMACK!* "DON'T YOU EVAR QUESTION ME AGAINNN-AHH!"
10:09 probably had me laughing the hardest xD
That's kind of accurate to the walking dead videogame not picking a response leads to rude responses.
10:11
Luigi?
You mean discount Waluigi?
This comment along with your profile pic is amazing
fearlessfear would you like to speak about our lord and savior waluigi?
@@TomasM30 I'm waiting
Waluigi?
You mean discount Luigi?
WAAA
Ah yes, the wacky adventures of Red Waluigi and Green Waluigi
Waluigi Cult Member *Green Mario*
_Red Wario_
How's yellow Waluigi doing?
The first one was all Luigi's own fault for trying to split marios findings instead of putting in the effort to find his own.
No, Mario just got them first, like he does, cuz he's an ahole who doesn't respect his bro.
You know? I take it back. He did ask for it. Let his bitterness take over. Sorry.
Forget fucking Peach's revenge, we need Luigi's revenge lol
Would be a massacre lol
Don't you mean green mario?
well hello sir
Yes
TELL ME HOW YOU TELEPORT
So are you one person behind this account or more ?
@@N5D-N1 1
"He's just jealous of my girlfriend!"
"That's half a toaster...."
"Isn't she beaitiful!?"
Okay, we know we're not getting Waluigi DLC for Smash because he's an assist trophy...
but Wawaluigi on the other hand
So was bomber man
Instead they give you fighting game characters.....
Best line ever
"Sorrio, mario."
3:51 “Your hat has an M on it!”
*LUIGI WILL REMEMBER THIS*
10:41 Luigi could have just ran, the door was literally open.
In Mario’s defense, Luigi should’ve just waited instead of getting half
1:03 Arnold Schwarzenegger using helium.
Thanks for that XD
@@wyattjoss3858 🤣👍
That made my day slightly better
10:38
In Mario’s defense Luigi could have just run out the door
Bring back the video game agent
zero mage024
We deserve him
say please...
Zero mage024: Please
That Giuseppe character had me in tears😅😅😅😅 great job fellas; nice scripts and graphics ✌🏻
"Uh....Lum...bino?"
No Daisy. It's lumbago.
Geese Howard Uncle intensifies...
He could have run to the exit that Mario and peach went
No bu bu bu VI bu VI chi cg xi xi xi civic Vichy I cucumber b invictus ICICI cucumber detoxifying icicles ICICI oxidized crucifixion.
@@Kikwatz what
Dorkly runs out of ideas to the point that they have to use Green Mario
He's been using that knock off character red luigu for ages thought
(2:00) It made me so sad to see Luigi think he was going to the prom when he really wasn't. That was *depressing.* Let me mull over my thoughts and dreams. :(
7:51 Never asked a Boo do a Christmas spirits job.
5:30 waluigi: oh hey wawaluigi. Wawaluigi:WAH WAH WAH WAH
11:40 Yoshi craps on the carpet.
"I just shampooed the carpet!"
They referenced Mario is missing in Mario teaches typing...
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life
We ain't got time for this, I got to take care of my egg
Giuseppe is by far my favorite Mario brother. So relatable! And I bet he actually knows how to do actual, y'know... plumbing. So that makes one out of three, eh!
And then... Luigi jumped off of one one of the buildings of New Donk City after living a life of neglect, finally knowing... he is free.
The Fans: "Welp, I guess it's Super Mario BRO now =\."
That’s... so dark.
Well, he hoped he was free... Then woke up in hell.
@@TheGuardDuck Touche
@@TheGuardDuck I doubt he is a christian.
@@sidnew2739 Does that matter?
LUGIGIS MANICHON REFERENCE?!
10:50 a fitting end for a TellTale parody lol
10:13 When I ask my teacher a question and he didn't hnow the answer
Take a shot every time someone dies in a Dorkly bit.
I’m too young to die
I know this is old...but you guys are truly a national treasure. I have been having a very tough month and your channel has truly made my life better.
My father was just diagnosed with cancer and my medical condition is really kicking me in the face right now. In short, thank you for this.
It will get better bro, ive been there, keep your head up😁
1:04
Emperor: UNLIMITED POWER
Yea I think Mario is right!
4:15 my favorite WTF mario bit.
You mean *_"Green Mario"_*
Grario
@@teriyakive25 no GREEN LUIGI.
Green stache
Green Waluigi*
Wrong it’s Luigi and his brother red Luigi get it right
The Christmas Carol one actually ended well. He was saving Luigi’s life by firing him, preventing Tails from murdering him.
"Tails would'a kill to be my sidekick!"
"It's true! I would! ...*I will*!"
2:34
And that bag was never spoke of again
This compilation is pure gold, all hail the Mario Luigi duo
"Hello Domino's, Its Giuseppe again"
*RUclips: pulls an ad of Domino's just after that*
12:41"Hello Domino's? Yeah it's a Guiseppe again"
Continues with:
"I've a no. 3."
6:22 he just threw fludd 💀
12:39 the funniest part😂😂😂😂
Waluigi: Oh hey Wa-Waluigi
Wa-Waluigi: *WaH wAh WaH wAh*
2:42 you are Luigi the guy, I turn to to skip a level in the game
5:26
"I thought I was your nemesis"
"I wish"
"Oh hey Wa-wa-waluigi"
"W̴̧̢͈̰͔͎̱͔͉̞̭͓̹̹̬̙̹̣͎͙̓̌͆̅̊̋̋͜͝͠ͅͅA̴̡̨̧̨̞̘̬͔̝̜̦̩̯͍̞̟̤͍̲̖̺̹̦̤̦̮̮̭̠͖̭͎̪̹͈̱͒̈́̽̾̿͆̾̒̈́̕̕͘͜͜͝W̸̢̛͉̙̰͚̪̟̗͙̤͕̞͚͈͇̖͎̯̣̰̞͔̞̫̩͓̽͗̾̐̂̓̌̋̒́̈̏͆̾͌̏͜͝͝͝ͅĄ̸̧̨̡͇̭͎̲͙̼̙̥͓̣̜͔̖̠̬̦͍̮̞͔̫̻̱̼̹̙͕͉͂͌̀̇̈̑͂͌̍̾̕͜ͅW̸̢̮̳͈͚̙̩̳̜͍͔͈͕̫̪͍̌̇̆̈́́̏͊̓̑̂͒̓̑͊̓̇̌̒͌͋Ą̸̡̞̫̖͚̹̮̥̗͖̲̬̩͓̭͙̊͊̀͆̈́͆͗͂̈́͐̈́͗̾̓̈́̅̏͒͒̕͝͝W̵̢̧̛̙͚͎͕̤̟̫̞̏͗̑͂̂̀̄̌͘̚͝Ä̵̳̬̠͕̰̝̼̫͍͙̹̬̰͎̮͙͚̪͙͕͉̪̼͉̘̙́̑̐͗͛̍̈́̊̃̿̊̆̀̉͛͜͜͝͠"
“Hurry up with the Luigi” 😂
Wait a minute
Mario
Luigi
Guiseppe
MLG confirned
wow
Dorkly knows that Luigi is the real super brother.
6:15 Now that's Pokemon Gen 1 talk!
Go Luigi! My main man!
7:39- Luigi should have said "See you tomMario" instead of "tomorrow"
7:31
*tails intensifies*
4:06 when you are the imposter
I feel really bad for Luigi...from time to time
“Its basically the same game”
Basically sums up New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe
Definitely love dorkly jokes all this year !!!
Daisy: "huh, lumbino?
Me: GUMBINO
Perfect video for my birthday a comparison of my favourite character.
Happy Birthday 🎂
I love the Mario teaches typing joke lol
I need more of Giuseppe.
Waluigi: he's just jealous of my girlfriend
Luigi: that's half a toaster
Waluigi: isn't she beautiful
Ok
Waluigi: Purple Green Mario.
Never stop making these. Never.
Its time for green Mario to shine
10:34 Dumb Luigi.. you HAD time to run away.
The prank war was just straight up hilarious! 🤣
Hey! Hey! I-a Told You Not To Bring-a That Thing in the house!
Waluigi: my nemessis followed us here
Luigi: i though i whas your nemessis
Waluigi: i wish....oh hi wawaluigi
Wawaluigi: *WA WA WA WA WA!!*
Wawaluigi is weaird
Yesss
If you look behind luigi's window you can see mario and tails killing people