Diane Spencer: Vote for women with a mouthful of c..k
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- Опубликовано: 18 июн 2014
- Part of 2013 sell out Edinburgh fringe festival show "Hurricane Diane" where I do standup about Dorset, being clumsy, cystitis, setting fire to hedges and my Mum wanting to plan her death. For full show click this link: • Diane Spencer Hurrican...
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Filmed at the Soho Theatre London.
Filmed by Tom Farmery.
All material copyright Diane Spencer 2013. 
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A brave, honest, funny woman with the most pathetic audience of all time. She's getting some grossly unjust treatment here, but I love the way she Just Keeps Going.
LOL, there is a slight issue with sound recording here, but admittedly there were some slightly more reserved people at the time. Every crowd is different - I ended up making a video on that!
You are extremely funny … and buddy was absolutely right … the audience was horrible … they treated ya bad girl…
She can be funny, but not on this occasion. The audience got it just right.
Not sure what you guys are on about that audience is clearly into it. There is this thing called irony that is often going on in stand up routines, where what is being said at any given moment isn't necessarily the whole meaning that is being communicated. The joke has multiple layers, only some of which are contained in the definitional meaning of the words.
How TF are these videos NINE yrs old and I am JUST seeing them?? This is funny, no holes barred stuff!! Love it!! I hope Diane went places in this 9yrs, even if I missed it!
And that she’s still out there killing it onstage!
Hi Pat! Good news, I still exist! LOL! Thank you for finding me. I just did a new video about dealing with hecklers in my own way, that's on the channel. So yeah, stay tuned! I'm writing a new show which should be up around November I hope :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian ohh I saw it!! After watching this video I went down the RUclips rabbit hole and watched about an hour of your content. Of course, I liked and subscribed like a man! Looking forward to that special!
Thanks Pat :D
I love the scattered groups ensuring you knew you hadn't lost the *entire* room. Very sweet.
As to the lost... What lovely little daisies.
Well thank you :)
I have seen many comedians, but this audience was not reflective of how funny she truly was. I hope she gets much better audiences and tours over here in the states, and keep bringing your kind of comedy
Thank you so much Timothy! My intention is to visit your broad beautiful country one day.
Naughty sense of humor..and easy on the eyes! My kind of woman!!!
Thank you very much Sergio, I'm so happy I made you laugh!
Just realised I’ve been looking for Diane Spencer all my life...
LOL! I'm here! *waves*
Diane Spencer Stand-up Comedian ahh, if only I were more caddish, and that you had lower standards and weren’t married to someone who looks like he could snap my spine and neck like a wet pencil. 😀
I’m a retired US Army Infantryman and chicks like this are pretty much the kind of women we love to date/marry. I’m always annoying my wife to keep her smiling, it’s worked for 33 years now.
That's nice
@@DianeSpencercomedian thank you for taking time to reply, I didn’t expect that. I showed my wife the video where you mentioned….’picking the flowers’ and laughed so hard together because it’s so true, lol.
Kevin Brougham.
Yes, I’m Scottish decent, lol.
Diane, you made me laugh so hard while sipping tea it spurted out through my nose as you said leave the TV on.. thanks! Really thanks.
Yay! Thanks Robert :D
Bullshit, you're a simp.
Lucky you. I was eating spicy instant noodles. I get to wear an eye patch to work tomorrow. ARrrr matey! 🏴☠
Diane, Only Just discovered you. Absolutely incredible stuff. Stay safe. Peace and love.
Top comedian!!
In full control of her material. Love it
Hi Simon, thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed my set. This is quite an old clip, so please feel free to have a look at some more recent material :)
She almost ALMOST managed to say that last line with straight delivery. She's my comedy hero! ^_^
LOL!! You are very kind and I appreciate you
Its great when a comedian can make an audience feel uncomfortable, you have a true talent and gorgeous af! Cheers from Canada!
I could fall in love with her. She probably married all the good ones are. She says Yeah telling her jokes haha
I wanted to type something really witty, but Diane makes me laugh so much I can't write.
I love that feeling, when you find something really funny and you lose the feeling in your fingers... XD
Priceless.. "'Do what ever you like...just leave the tele on."' LOL
bicanoo_magic thank you!!
Thank You for making me think; even when it hurts, especially when it hurts!
Posting on Facebook!
LOL! No worries Don :)
Funny and bold comedy. Politically correct and timid audience. Makes for a lot of awkward silences.
But I find my people, and they find me :)
Couldn't agree with you more. Don't let anyone tell you what you should or shouldn't enjoy. I'm into domination roleplay and so is the mrs. We are just more open about it in our modern society. She never feels degraded by it, and we enjoy ourselves. I usually focus more on her pleasure in these sessions than on my own. That may surprise some people. Thank you, Diane, for this safe space where I can be ever so salacious.
Consensual married roleplay!
@@DianeSpencercomedian My partner Katie is submissive and I'm the dominant one. Every now and then we swap roles to spice things up. She has a load of naughty outfits in her wardrobe I have a police man's uniform... Katie loves being handcuffed. I said to her if you get arrested for real there would be a huge wet patch on the back seat of the cop car 😆
@@DianeSpencercomedian 50 shades of grey is the only book I known her to read. Didn't get a word out of her. She would chew the pen and underline the naughty bits. She would then give me the book saying I want you to do this to me. I read the underline bits of the book and go fucking hell lol oh and our oldest daughter's read fifty shades of grey online saying it's not bad or love the naughty bits lol
Joy to the World! What an amazing Set:!
Thank you ever so much 🌹
The audience waaaasent reeeeady! 🤣 That was great! Nice one!
Hahahahhah!! Yeah, I still have flashbacks of that gig...
Miss Spencer, love your work and best wishes. Come to the States soon, would love to show you my work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You deserve better audience!
Cheers buddy :)
Seriously, that had to have been the worst audience ever.
I disagree. I think the audience deserved better jokes.
@@RansomeStoddard Worst? Ask around, you can get a LOT worse ones. Like, no laughs *at all*. Yes, there are better, but then, I think it's also a rather smaller venue (and thus, audience).
Yeah. I expect the crowd to laugh hard. Maybe most of the crowd thought they were going to watch mary poppins or shirley temple gig
you are a very cool lady . wish i had found you sooner . i hope you get whatever wish you have . you deserve it. well done .
Thank you David, you're most kind :)
I like her. Her mind and her mouth are a plus.
Mind your tone! That's her voting mouth!
She needs to perform here, in the States. Her talent is wasted on those prudes.
Charles Eye whereabouts in the states? I'm looking at going
Chicago
Boston
Atlanta
Washington, D.C.
Portland
New York
Los Angeles
San Francisco... Just for starters.
Diane Spencer
Stitches Comedy Club
Lancaster, Pa
Stress Factory Comedy Club: New Brunswick,New Jersey
Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club: Point Pleasant Beach,New Jersey
Bananas Comedy Club: Hasbrouck Heights,New Jersey
Catch A Rising Star: Princeton,New Jersey
Pino's Comedy Club: Toms River,New Jersey....please perform at this location especially,as Toms River desperately needs your talent!
Also....Knuckleheads Comedy Club in Toms River,N.J....would also be a great venue for you!
Direct language about sex is hilarious as it is but your delivery is spot on to boot!!
Wonderful - thank you so much for writing to me, I'm very happy you enjoy my work :)
I must say whoever my wife ends up being. I hope she has the same outlook as you. Yes, you can be a feminist and do however you like because in the end it's between you, your partner and no one else. This shocked me and made me laugh my butt off.
Yes! I would like to be able to work and have a job and vote, but you're right, bedroom things don't have to fall in line with political thinking! They're two separate things! Glad I made you laugh :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian You, are the absolute bomb.
Discovered this Gem of a Stand up comedian just now... #ThanksRUclipsRecommandation 😅
Yay! The systems works! Welcome Rahul! #ThanksRUclipsRecommendation
I like comedy as much as I do becouse everyone looks better with a smile on their face
Agreed
Don’t forget to vote!
Great bit Di. 😊
I am going back to work next week; wish me luck.❤
Good luck buddy - you'll be okay. Everyone's aware, so working together and all that :)
Such honesty!
XD Why not? Life is so short.
"Jus' leave the telly on" ...Tears :)
LOL, glad you enjoyed it
I've saved Diane to "Cute British" in my You Tube playlist. A few more saves and I need her own category.
Lol! "cute?" ok :)
laughed so hard i hurt myself!
Noli Dee oh my word!! X
What a Lady!
Thanks!
Such a beautiful funny woman x
After the 5 seconds I listened I started doing something strange, it was between laughing and screaming at the same time. Wife came and looked at me in a very weird way and asked "the hell is wrong with you?" just restarted and made her watch it as well, she started to the same thing as well.
you me'am deserve a much bigger and better audience, because you have a sense of humour and I mean a proper sense of humour which we lack in the world. If I will be ever able to watch your show live I will be there just to scream-laugh for real.
Dear Ahmet, how wonderful!! HA! Please send my best to your wife, and thank you both so much for enjoying my work. Have a look around my channel, I hope you really enjoy yourselves :) All the best, Di
I never knew she had another Turkish fan, we all should get together and have a fanclub for Di ! :D
Just started watching ur videos a couple of days ago.. And liking them and finding each one funniest then d last one.... U hv gained one more fan.
*funnier
Thank you! And thank you for going through them :)
She's brilliant
Thanks Leigh!
You indeed ... do have some BALLS 😀😂😂😂
BIG GINGER ONES!!!
@@DianeSpencercomedian 😂😂😂😂 no pleeease you don't look like a surprise package 🤣🤣🤣
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I really enjoyed that skit. And the look on that girl's face.
Good luck. Great comedy.
Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it :)
This chick is funny. This act would kill it in the US
Let's hope so, cos I want to visit one day :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian I'd 100% come out and catch your act, when (not if) you come to West Coast. 😁👍
Stitches! Geez the audience should have left the telly on 😂
Her husband is a lucky man!
Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it :)
angus: Indeed.
Diane Spencer’s my fave new comedian plus she looks like one of the original cat women with the mouth of a sailor
That is a massive compliment - thank you! Those women were divine!
This is great lol
So glad you like it :)
She's great
Thanks Mikey
Honesty is only funny when the audience is honest..
Actually, she reminds me of a gal I knew 100 years ago. Funny, honest, smart as a whip, great in the sack or anyplace else the mood struck her and just hysterically raunchy. That's solid gold girl and a great dame, broad, babe, tomato, cowgirl, and queen of the rodeo! Rare female. Priceless!
Well thank you Mark - she sounds like a wonderful lady I could have a drink with!
@@DianeSpencercomedian she would have loved the opportunity to meet a gal with her sensibilities...there's nothing like truly great friends when they let their hair down and drop the girdle (which she never wore..more a garter belt & hot stockings in cowgirl boots & hat...) cooked, baked, sew & get down gal...miss her ass but thats life so love it as long as you can!$$$ that's gold memories in the bank & priceless 👌
The art of speaking!
LOL!
With mouth full, no less
It's great that women can openly joke about such things.
Without having rocks thrown at us! I am very fortunate to live where I do, in a time where I do. Knock it back five hundred years and my red hair would have me burnt as a witch.
@@DianeSpencercomedian We need to invent a time machine.
Mary Poppins just gave me a Woodgrow Wilson
That crowd sucked? Where was this? That was some funny shit imo 😂😂😂 I Fuckin laughed
Thank you so much - each crowd it different and whatever you get on the night is what you get :) Thank you for sharing your opinion, it makes my day :)
very funny , my mrs was doubled up ....i've subscribed
Respect! It takes a lot of bottle to do that ! I'm not sure on the material but the audience were not ready for you!
I've learnt over the years how to deal with that. The material is something I am immensely proud of in most cases.
love this girl, she makes those prudes so uncomfortable
jussayin mipeece that's not my intention 😂 just a rather disastrous side effect 😊
And just like that, i'm in love...
Fuckin right!!!!!
Me too...and so beautiful
You are funny!
Paul S thank you Paul 😊
Have to be careful, everytime I see Diane I reach for the short stick, then quickly remember I'm on the bus.
Drop the stick! Get off at the right stop!
@@DianeSpencercomedian Nothing to say apart from thank you for brightening up our day, and I can't believe you read every comment!!!
I’m a new fan and I’m sharing you with my wife. Wait what!
HA!! :)
Sharing her with your wife?
Good girl!!! 🔥🔥🔥
I'm a little old to be called a girl, but thank you for the enthusiasm!!
Very funny lady, very sad audience 😂 would definitely go see her live and laugh till I cry I’m picking 😂
Thank you! Ah, it happens :)
Not atall funny.
Just discovered you here on RUclips. Very good, and you should perform in the USA. You need to be on SNL sometime.
Thanks Larry - that's one of the dreams. I read Tina Fey's biography, loved 30 Rock because we don't get SNL, and I find the whole thing fascinating and awesome. Thank you very much for stopping by :)
Great idea of putting subtitles...now I like you twice!
LOL! Thank you. More subtitles will follow, once the lockdown lifts and I can get back to work.
She's terrific! ...terrifuck? - All around awesome, anyway!
LOL!
Very funny sometimes the truth is the funniest 😝
Lol
Yup
wow. audience is terrible. deserved a standing o
Marc Regal thanks buddy 😊
Diane Spencer thank you very much! You should do a show in America if you havent. They would love you over here!!! Hope I dont sound foolish. I’m just discovering you, so I havent watched everything. If you have any website to purchase shirts or anything I surely will buy. I support good ppl. And I have to say, you are a Star. Hollywood would bow at your feet.
Her web site is www.dianespencer.tv/ her shows are great, bought a video of one not that long ago.
Thanks Einar :) I shall use that money to buy more coffee and pens!
I think she had a few standing O’s before going on stage.....
She does know it Rude to speak with your mouth full !🤭
She does... it's also hilarious, but often inappropriate :D
Just discovered you yesterday...lovely sense of humor you have...delicious,actually!Have you toured the U.S. as of yet?If not...& you become serious about touring in my country,I'd love to see you here in Toms River,New Jersey!There are two clubs here...Pino's Comedy Club and Knuckleheads Comedy Club.
Hi Philo,
Now I really like this comment because that is great information I can use! Right, I will get onto the people, and mention these places. Thank you for enjoying my work!! Di
I'll be right over to help you vote.
LOL!
❤
I'm in love and she has the most beautiful hair I've ever seen beauty just beautiful
Cheers me dear :)
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Hi Dianne, I hope all is well
Thank you Rock n Ron Wilson, I am good, I hope you are too!
OK. So years later. I now say.......
"Oh gr8. All three of your audience laughed. Or was that dubbed in?"
No dubbing in my videos. Why years later?
Yup. Redhead. That's redhead for ya.
Well, that was awkward
Golden, thank you 😊
Thank you ever so much!
got my vote!
&
Sweeeet
Christ.... was the audience dead or worried 'bout the corona B.S already!!! Loved it Lass!!
Thank you! They were better "live", but meh - as long as you laughed at home, that's alright :)
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I'm moving from the states to Great Briton !
LOL!
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I love it when you appear to say something you haven’t planned, that coy did I say that out load look. But any look is great on you. All wives should be at least 10% Diane. I’ve just realised tha your videos are bandaids for the soul. All you is the right size video for the owwiee (hurt)
I wanna make her grateful she can vote. 😍😍😍
LOL! My husband tries to take me to the polling office everyday... well that's now his nickname for his crotch.
Diane Spencer Stand-up Comedian When I grow up I wanna be the polling place.
@@robbuchheim6478 LOL grow up?! Now I'm worried
Diane Spencer Stand-up Comedian Don’t be. I’m older than you.
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Love watching her. Best sexual humor. 😂😂
Thanks Daniel 😊 You'll like the new show then!
Diane Spencer
When you coming to America? 😜
@@drvinson8947 when I can prove to a touring company that people will turn up to see me - I asked people to send me their email to make location lists.. one day!
She's too good for the crowd.
Well, hopefully you will be at one of my gigs one day! :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian I wish, but I am in Greece and since I am poor I don't see me hoping on a plane any time soon. But I would if I could. Keep up the good work.
That's actually one of my favorite positions, but holy smokes I never sat on her arms before. 😅
Just be wary of your knees, they can be sharp, so think about using your shins and obviously devise a good signal between the two of you!
Have a tour here in the U.S., Saturday Night Live needs some new talent, we'd appreciate you here...
Can you imagine?! I would love to come to the US, just to do the clubs would be amazing. One day! It's on the goal list!
Not quite "Jimmy Carr", but very much headed delightfully in that direction. Wonderful.
Haha! I wasn't intending on aiming towards Mr Carr's territory, I think he very much has that covered. Perhaps it is our coiffered looks and being British :D
@@DianeSpencercomedian Perhaps the conjunction between yourself and Mr Carr is being quite frank about sexual things, with a twist, and generally giving the impression that one is right pervy. ;)
Excelente oportunidad para aprender el idioma inglés 😜
hahaha!! I hope your studies are going well.
Don't Talk with Your Mouth Full,
(but you can humm)
That audience was dead I subscribed this was first time seeing your act and it was funny!
Thank you
Go to the states or any where else for our sakes,youd make Rogan blush as well
Thank you, I intend to :)
Something wrong when the comedian laughs more than the audience.
Totally agree in general. Here I blame the sound guy XD
I'm a little sad I just found you now But I hope you move up in Comedy very quickly
Please do not be sad - you are here with me now :D And I am continuing on my journey and now you're with me! There's so much to watch on the channel, the latest special is called Slid off the Turkey, but I have dated them in case you want to go in chronological order.
Yes. Thank you
The greatest part of the sexual revolution was the sexual honesty that couples can express together about sex with each other . My mom who was a union member feminist with a masters degree was always very honest with me about sex when i asked. she was an nfb film librian and when i asked her what pornography was ( pre internet, back when you found it in the wood or behind a swinging door in a video store) she showed me the film Not a love story. which was a documentary that went into times square in its "taxi driver" heyday. my mum was also a sassy pup redhead. blah b;ah b;ah VERY FUNNY!
Your Mum sounds ace. :)
Aye
You are hilarious, obviously, but I think you make an important point too. As weird as that is to say.
Thank you Daniel. You're totally right. For me the trick is to balance writing the joke with making the point, but also staying true to my stage persona as I'm building it. Gosh, that was a long answer! Thanks for watching :)
Well you make the point well. It is a shame that the more radical elements of feminism over shadow the true message of equality. There seem to be many that believe that because they would only do something (be a housewife, wear a burka, take their husbands name, or have rough sex ect) if they were being coerced or mistreated therefore every woman who does that is being mistreated. So instead of equality we simply end up reversing what isn't allowed.
I hope you are doing a tour soon.
And you would be great on Would I lie to You? and shows of that sort.
+Daniel O'Donovan agree fully.. I just hope Diane doesnt dilute her content as she goes up, under pressure from the main stream nowadays...which sucks
You nailed it there. I am doing my new show - mainly in the London theatres, and I film the new one in Angel, London on November 15 if you're about?
+Diane Spencer India here..so i will stick to youtube now.. Great show ..and btw.. I never understood d ginger jokes.. Redheads r beautiful 😊👍 Stay amazing 👍
Hilarious! Love your stuff. Too bad the audience was a dud!
Glad you enjoyed it!
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Thank you :)
They always say start from bottom if u want to learn something. But suppose u want to learn to swim ?
Or dig a well ...
Learn quickly!!
Love u style .the eyebrow in the middle of the video when u say rough sex and women's rights don't match so good.
bhaskar verma thank you Bhaskar 😊 I'm glad you like my comedy and some of the subtleties involved
Diane Spencer would you ever perform in other countries? A world tour probably?