John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 13 апр 2018
- Host John Mulaney discusses his time as a Saturday Night Live writer and shares how he's gotten grumpier as he's gotten older.
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John’s comedic style is mostly stating the obvious and speaking in an oddly formal tone and I love it
dont forget the amazing annectotes
YES
a lot of observational stand up comedy is just that
For a second i thought i mustve commented on this in my sleep lol
Yeah he's like an even whiter Seinfeld
John is the only comedian who can speak in fonts, you cant convince me otherwise
He Talks Like This
is that...a sanders sides reference..
I SMELL A FANDER
@@fandomsandtea2305 What does a fander smell like?
@@lilliedawn1715 references
john mulaney is such a wonderful, strange artifact, it's like he was frozen in the 50s and then they just unfroze him yesterday
Danielle Cyr Pretty sure he was raised in Chicago, since he talks about Chicago-area stuff regarding his childhood regularly.
He is Captain America.
Nyantee A I feel he is frozen in time but very current.. conflicting feelings
No, it's like he was sitting in a room on a chair eating saltines for 28 years
He’s like captain America but less punching and more sex jokes
"The passwords have passed, you've correctly guessed but now it's time for the robot test"
*"WHAT?!"*
"The passwords of past" is the line
ur pfp🥺
I’m an identity and access management engineer, and this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
That tall child is pretty funny
Tristan Kennedy thank you so much
Tristan Kennedy yeah but he looks tired 😎
That tall child needs to take it easy. He can't keep burning the candle at both ends.
He's not a tall child. He's a proud Asian American woman.
Whit Ladue LOL yes! And we will treat him with respect! 🤣
The line “and my condolences again to everyone” is exactly what makes John a wonderful comic.
Christopher Edmiston Just a little extra to make The joke that more special. The black truffle butter on the already delicious steak.
Every line of this is what makes him a wonderful comic
Exactly. Such a subtle line and ingeniously snuck it in perfectly.
Such a distinctive tone and after-taste to his comedy.
Very pleasant.
Does Mullaney ever vere into more substantive insights about the human condition, even obliquely ?
e.g., His 19 yr. old fantasy vs. maturity ...and 'Old-Timey stuff'/Connecticut references maybe ...
There is nothing special about that particular line, he just had to re-establish the theme (which is the joke). There are enough noteworthy jokes in there, including that one, but that line as an aside is pure formal necessity (because that part took so long to say).
You're incredibly dumb and impressionable, like a baby shown jingling keys or something.
Ok, but building a gazebo, in Connecticut, in the middle of the Civil War is about the whitest thing I’ve ever heard of. 😂
We cop to it.
playing in a pool and waving at the news helicopter while hurricane Katrina jus jacked up your neighborhood was the whitest thing I ever saw.
@@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty - Are you being racist about black people - sarcastically and unfunny? If I was stranded on a roof without food or water, I'd wave at anyone who could possibly help me too.
Jason918114 are you one of those guys that calls everybody a racist that doesn’t think like you ?
I was referencing the white family in New Orleans just after Katrina that were playing in a swimming pool and waving at a news helicopter while everything was flooded around them. It was all over the news. quit thinking everybody is a racist, you’re the problem.
its Connecticut, its all white
The robot skit is pure genius. "Much curvier than regular letters ..." He's the best going right now!
"bit"
400th like I feel accomplished for my non-accomplishment
Can we get a John Mulaney Riddler in batman. "RIDDLE ME THIS!!!!"
Ever since I heard him do that bit, I find it pretty damn creepy.
My hubby just had to do one of those tests with the stop sign and I was cracking up because it gave it to him 4 times and he was getting so angry. Then i pulled up this Mulaney classic, and it changed his mood from upset to laughter in seconds. That's a gift I tell you.
When John said “that’s such 19 year old garbage” it really resonated with me in my 19 year old soul
I felt attacked and at the same time deserving of it lol
It made me realize that 19 was an age you _COULD_ be. And I'm less than a year away! I guess I just thought you jumped from 18 to 21!
Can you save? Can you save my? Can you save my 19-year-old soul?
@@ToxPhy y'all called? (this username is a joke btw)
I remember a time when everything felt SO freakin' urgent: there's only this moment, and it will shape my entire future! Kinda miss it, but don't miss some of the ill-advised decisions I made because of it.
he’s what would’ve happened if they never gave steve rogers the spicy serum but the plot of the movie was otherwise the same
Damn but this is accurate
The spicy serum lol
this is the best comment i’ve ever seen ever
In a nutshell
I can't get over "spicy serum"
Like 90% of this is exactly the same as his Netflix comedy special but it's still amazing 😂
Well yeah, that's what a lot of comedian hosts do on SNL.
I mean, comedy takes time. It's hard. This is a full bushel of hilarity. Good for him
Lol I was like wait I’ve heard this bit before from him 😂
Yeah but still made me smilie
Edit: smile
It’s what all comedians do.. especially during interviews. It can get kind of boring/weird watching an interview of someone and hearing the same rehearsed skit every time
Hader and Mulaney could just alternate hosting the show for the rest of eternity, and it would be all right.
Rick Rose YES PLEASE
@Alimah Jalloh
He keeps tryin' to hand me that box. I'M not gonna open it! YOU open it!
Rick Rose, absolutely!
His comedic style is getting more bitter with age, and it is glorious
bergie You're cute 😊
I’ve noticed this too! It’s so funny to watch his way-to-early transformation into a bitter old man lol
B. Smith... is your tinder app not working?
bergie you are right. Never forget George Carlin was once a guy doing "Indian Sarge" on Merv Griffin wondering when it was gonna get fun again or that Lewis Black was once an accountant (or similar). 😎
R Jonboy - I was looking through the replies to see if anyone mentioned George, never thought about Lewis!
"Recently I was in Connecticut doing white people stuff" killed me 😂😂
larshoneytoast33 There's not one word misspelled. You good bro?
larshoneytoast33 oh thank god. YOU'RE A TRUE HERO.
larshoneytoast33: If you're going to correct people, at least use proper sentence structure. You look like an ass with everything you failed to capitalize. You failed at punctuation as well. I only police the grammar and spelling of those policing others' grammar and spelling. I'm still an ass, but only to people showing theirs first.
JR S. I wasn't actually attacking grammar and punctuation. I was pointing out people behaving like asses online over something that only affects the person commenting. Free speech gives everyone license to attest to their own ignorance. Maybe to me grammar and punctuation are as grave as misspelling, though not as grave as the deterioration of civil discourse. The deterioration of reading comprehension concerns me as well.
My entire life
Every time I get a captcha now, I think "Prove. Prove!!"
“LOOK AT THESE CURVY LETTERS!”
@@pencil2680 “Is it an E, or is it a 3?” Thats up to YE!” 😂😂
god, this guy is FIRE, such genuine humor about random stuff that isnt related to anything but the everyday
Wow, the everyday, what an inventor of a new style of comedy. Such a pointless statement.
BFKC damn bud, you’re just out to bring everyone down a notch, aren’t ya??
@@TheKavuShow He's also not mean or vulgar. I'm not saying that's always a bad thing but a lot of comics use shock to get the laughs and it wears thin after a while.
BFKC shut the fuck up boomer
AND he could perform his routine in just about any setting anywhere and get laughs. The true sign of an authentic comedian. He can work clean no problem
When you're in your 30's if you don't see your friends for 6 months it doesn't matter at all!
So true!
Hell, even for me in my 20s. Or maybe that's just my loner tendencies.
I had ...something... of an occurrence like that once. I thought my best friend had just up and screwed me over after I bought him new tires in an emergency. I figured our friendship was over so I never called him. Turns out he got married to a psycho who was insanely jealous and overly controlling to the point where she wouldn't let him see his old friends. - He hasn't had the best of luck when it comes to relationships.
I'm in my 20's and I haven't seen my friends in 4 years.
@@ombranox woah that sounds sad
Are you being held hostage in a creepy mans basement ?? blink twice for no @@ombranox
That tall child is killing it.
Ivy Collins Poitras that's just a 28 year old man trying his best
He’s just a proud Asian American woman with a bone-dry toothbrush 😫
But he needs to get some rest. He can't keep burning the candle at both ends
John Mulaney is a time traveler from 1956
I've been watching SNL for over 40 years. This is the ONLY monologue that ever made an impression on me. The gazebo bit was pure genius. Mulaney's timing and delivery are impeccable.
I know! His timing and wording are perfect, but he also has the ability not just to make everyday things funny but also notice a date on a random structure and realize that yes, they actually built a gazebo in the middle of the Civil War!
It’s because it’s not made for the monologue. It’s from his standup. It wasn’t written in a week. It’s been refined over months.
This is the best SNL monologue I've ever seen. Normally the monologues feel as if they've been thrown together at the last minute, and are embarrassing to watch. Mulaney, being a writer, clearly crafted every word of this carefully, and it shows.
I know what you mean. Even other actors tend to have monologues that make you think, "Yeah, you're definitely more comfortable in a role of some sort." You can tell John is very comfortable being himself in front of crowds.
It’s all material from his most recent Netflix stand up special.
... very comfortable being himself in front of crows.
Even misreading the comments on Mulaney's monologue can be funny. I misread it because one would normally say "in front of a crowd."
Kinda funny you'd say that since Mulaney wrote many monologues when he was on the show.
the monologue is usually the absolutely last thing written, which is why it usually feels rushed and bad
John is INCREDIBLE. Obviously his material, but his delivery as well - you can feel the outrage and general fed-upness with humanity, and it is glorious
i just can't stop watching the band members reacting to his jokes
Other comedians: I don't think I could do a bit about Captcha password things. Noone in the audience would get it.
This tall child: Hold my sippy cup.
On November 20th, 2012, the /r/holdmybeer subreddit launched, allowing users to share fail videos. The subreddit has more than 333,500 subscribers.
On April 27th, 2013, the Twitter account @HoldMyBeerGif launched, tweeting gifs from fail videos.
*4 years later*
mobile.twitter.com/i/moments/852161769678266368
That was around 6 years ago, now.
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And something else to think about:
As kids move into kindergarten and beyond, basic wordplay, exaggeration, and slapstick will all be increasingly funny. They may discover the pleasure of telling simple jokes (it's fun to be the one who knows the punchline!) *and will repeat the same jokes over and over.*
kidshealth.org/en/parents/child-humor.html
999th like
the best. so many of these bits were taken from his kid gorgeous show and I don’t even care because it made me so happy to hear them again
I was so excited to see he had a new special and then Netflix says it's not coming until May 1st. Damn you, time...
bits or part of his comedy routine?
Huh? Which bits? I've seen it like 5 times.
Me too. I'm glad I get to hear them again a few weeks early
pinoeshair Yes! I was at Kid Gorgeous in Las Vegas. I cried.
"14 years ago I smoked cocaine before my college graduation. Now I'm afraid to get a flu shot." Brilliant.
Which is one of the strangest thins for me to think about because he comes off as this super clean cut white guy.
Wasn't he on drugs during this exact time? His intervention came after the pandemic.
@@echolotyou can actually see it in this clip. He is making mouth movements the way people on cocaine do😅
I hadn't even heard of this guy until SNL. He is outrageously funny; his voice and the way he delivers is genius! "They built a gazebo in the MIDDLE OF THE CIVIL WAR!"
Neither had I! I only heard of him after someone tweeted his robot skit. He's now my favourite comedian. Of course, that kind of sucks when you live in the UK and know that he's never going to tour here. 😂
@@TrueBlue170 Just watch his numerous stand-up specials on Netflix. There's like 3 or 4 of them, and also a brand new special called _John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch_ which I really cant describe...you have to just seek it out for yourself. It's like...a loose parody of 1970s/1980s _Sesame Street_ and _The Electric Company_ and that sort of show...
Every comedic beat is spot on. John Mulaney will be remembered with the greats. His timing makes me ill it is so spot on.
uh. wow. that guy owns the place.
Acton Treadway indeed. He rocked it.
He was writing alumni. He told the players what funny things to say. On SnL, that’s like royalty. Even more respect garnered from Lorne Michaels
True, but nobody is above Lorne Michaels.
He had to. He's running for "Mayor of Nothing."
Why is he so entertaining to just listen to, john is such a good storyteller
Jess Liu
I can’t put my finger on it either. The material isn’t THAT good but he “sells” it so well and sounds like old-timey radio person.
He also speaks very loudly but “conspiratorially” like he’s about to tell you something he knows you want to hear...
And always wearing a suit and having “politician” hair works really well
“.....and my condolences again to everyone.....
"Prove! Prove! Prove you're not a robot!"
"The passwords have passed.
You've correctly guessed.
But now it's time for the robot test!"
Sounds like something from Alice in Wonderland
The Gazeeeebo!
Ha!
THAT'S SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH!!!!!!
Is it attacking?
You must face the gazebo alone
Hello, my name's GAZEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Or like when...somebody plays too many...scratchy lotteries?
Sam new in town was hilarious
I think of that bit whenever I watch SVU!
Or like when...somebody eats too much chocolate cake?
“yea... you got it man!”
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
DICK WOLF
As a proud Asian American Woman, I'm proud of you!!
Why the Asian American part? You guys are weird man. Why make it about you? Just say hahahaha this guy is funny
@@Themillen6 p sure it's a reference to one of John's skits
@@zoie8088 Don't try explaining it to him. He wouldn't understand it.
@@freezingjazzy S T R E E T S M A R T S
Themillen6 search up “John mulaney Asian American woman”
I only knew John Mulaney as the writer for Bill Hader's "Stefon" character and had never seem him perform himself. Wow. I've been over stand-up comics for years, but I could watch this routine over and over.
Over and over what?
Again
How tf can you be "over" stand-up comedians? This experience should have shown you how ridiculous that is. Stand-Up Comedy is so ridiculously diverse and each one is so different. That's like saying you're "over" music.
Id be surprised if it wasnt one of the best monologues (if not the best) this season. John delivered :)))!
tralfama dorian lmao!!!!
Nope, Louie ck was the best anyway, never mind the jerking off me too movement.
It wasn’t at all funny. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
Dianne Davis fr. It was awful. It made me cringe lol
I was just about to type the same thing that this was one of the better monolouges so far this year
wow this asian woman is gorgeous
Nnyeh.... I smell a *ROBOT*
Really?? I thought the tall child looked terrible
She's... Kid Gorgeous?
THE BIGGEST PROBLEM BEING I'M NOT ASIAN AMERICAN
A really tiger mom
The bit about having children and how people change aged bad and well at the same time!
I love in the background all the musicians just cracking up.
I don't know who this guy is, and why is he hosting SNL, but I must admit the sketches this week are really good and I suspect this dude is the reason.
I know what you mean, I had no idea who he was, but his monologue and delivery were extremely funny and he was great in every skit he was in.
If you have Netflix go and watch his specials
rasnac John Mulaney. His Netflix specials are killer.
John Mulaney is a popular stand up comedian/former writer for SNL during the Hader/Wiig/Sudekis days.
Oh man, watch his specials on Netflix. He’s absolutely hilarious
Mulaney is the kind of man that will look better as he gets older.
Normally I hate when standup comedians do part of their act at the opening of SNL (see the terrible first time Dane Cook hosted) but John is talented enough to get a pass.
Ikr
“No, I don’t KNOW ANYONE on the ship!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was up in Connecticut doing white people stuff...Laugh my black ass off...always thought this dude was funny.... this really was best monologue this year.
K everybody: Next weekend. Port of Seattle. Formal dress required.
*Including hats
I'm in
“We get very dressed up including hats”
This was gold!!
I wanted to complain that this was all redone content from the show he just released, and how I would have liked original content for SNL. But. I still watched the entire thing and laughed, so I don't think I'm allowed to tbh.
“You’re in Houston on Wednesday... well then let’s not just see each other for 6 months and it doesn’t matter at all” totally fine 😂#ThatsLove
“Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign” “WHAT!”
After 6:20 I'm convinced John Mulaney would be the ultimate Riddler or the Mad Hatter for the DCEU... come on, give this man a role in a new Batman movie!
Perfect
Yes! He played Peter Porker in the Spiderman movie, so he's already got an in in the superhero industry 😂
5:57-6:55 John Mulaney as the Riddler
Omg yessssss
I've already seen all the bits but the way he delivers them still makes me cry of laughter.
This is how a opening monologue should be! Take note future SNL hosts
Don't worry, Mulaney, I've been 'running for Mayor of Nothing' my entire life. We're just conscientious people with underlying generalized anxiety. :P
Ikr
I highly recommend watching his stuff on Netflix you can see all of this stuff without it being censored cause he takes out curse words here
He needs a shot at his own show again
He'll get something. Sometimes people just need to try and be Seinfeld to remind us all that Seinfeld is/was overrated 😎
Rob Mchale check out Big Mouth
He's a funny comedian but his show was not funny
It was shockingly bad. I love him and could barely get through it.
Dade Murphy jah feel jah feel
I don’t think it’s possible for me to love a human more.
Ikr
I never thought I would be saying the sentence "I love the way that guy personifies CAPTCHA tests." But here we are.
All the love for JM in the comments makes me happy. He is deserving of it cuz he rocked that monologue.
I only knew him as the "Stefon'" writer. Had no idea he'd be so hilarious just doing himself!
well that robot bit is absolute gold
What a writing master.
from one who would know
Has someone stolen Larry David's picture and RUclips name, or is this THE Larry David of Seinfeld fame? How can we know? How many stop signs are in this comment?
Now anytime someone says “gazebo” my brain says “THE GAZEBO!!” In John’s voice and I have the urge to scream it
Best monologue of the season.
YUP!
Larry David's was better
That end bit about the computer passwords/robots was great.
The last time I watched such a well-crafted monologue, it was delivered by a smooth 68 yr old Steve Martin. Mulaney is in rare company, indeed.
“.... No, I don’t know anyone on the ship!” 😂😂🥰🥰🥰
But if I walked into the ocean: would people wave?
I would Tyrant-Dent. I would.
The water would at least have waves.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one's got the time anymore; too busy proving we're not robots.
Tyrant-Den The water certainly would.
The tests are made by robots to decide if your a robot. If robots make them, can't they slove them. I need a moment,
No. Robots don't design the tests, number one, and you don't understand machine learning.
Someone programmed those robots to provide those tests...so...riddle solved.
{Motor Mafia} No, the picture tests are pre-written. The letter ones are generated.
{Motor Mafia} they we're created by humans but implemented and eventually blindly replicated by robots based on certain criteria. Which translates to "no" they can't solve it yet and they didn't created them.
The robots don't make the test; They ADMINISTER the test.
I really do want to walk into the ocean after writing that sentence.
He looks like detective JJ bittenbinder in that 3 piece suit
The fact that he literally made a gazebo of all things into a hilarious bit, just proves what a talented comedian he is.
The last time I was this early John Mulvaney was John Mulaney and a writer at SNL
If you don’t have the robot bit at least partially memorized then we can’t be friends
i’ve seen john retell the same joke so many times but he kills it every time
Watching the musicians is my absolute favorite part. It’s the same crew every episode and their reactions are all so great and wholesome.
Best thing about being old: Hearing a stand up comic recall obscure, inconsequential moments from television that you witnessed in their original iteration.
"Building a gazebo during the Civil War is like doing stand up comedy now"
This comparison aged well.
I don't remember whether if it was in New Kid In Town or Comeback Kid but that's the same monologue and I've seen it a thousand times and still makes me crack up, I love John 😂
The salt and pepper joke never ages. Makes me laugh everytime. Genius.
He’s so talented & polished, so good
I usually skip the monologue but this one had me laughing so hard!!
i think he's one of my comfort people
Definitely.
this is the cliff-notes version of Kid Gorgeous lmfao
One time I was in class (mind you all the kids are a grade below me so I don’t really care) and was talking to somebody and said “ is this an E or a three” and my teacher looked at me and went “prove prove to me you’re not a robot” it was fantastic
John mulaney’s eyebrows give me life.
This dude got the band clapping
I love how he looks so astonishingly normal but his voice can be from an awkward, squeaky preteen to an insane clown jester to an absolute queen
Can John host every week
Hey, why isn’t this guy more famous worldwide? I’d never heard of him, but he’s really good! He deserves an audience outside of the US.
Bianca Lelieveld please watch his Netflix specials if you have Netflix. He’s amazing, I wish he was more popular
I know him and I'm from the Netherlands:)
He’s extremely popular at my school
"I Can't Tonight, How About Wednesday? Oh, You're in Houston on Wednesday? Let's not Check In On Each Other For Six Months" by Fall Out Boy
This is pretty much a trailer to Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
With musical guest... *DJ Baby Bok Choy*
you. i like you
So funny that my headache worsened :D
I see what you did there, SNL. They corrected his name for youtube. During the live version, they said "Mulvaney".
Haha, really? I wish he would have riffed on that.
I swear it was going to be part of a bit, I can even see John looking sort of confused as he walked out.😁
You know what, Doctor? If he did I would have thought it was on purpose. Good thing he didn't.
I thought that's what I heard during the live airing lol. Glad someone else noticed and I wasn't just hearing things.
"Hey didn't this guy work for us for like, five years? What's his name again?" "...Mulvaney?" "Yeah sure that sounds right."
I’ve listened to these bits so many times, but it never gets old! That’s the beauty of John’s comedy 😌
... trying to convince a robot you're not a robot. LOL!
This was a great platform for this performer to be introduced to people like me that had no idea who he was. I find him witty and hilarious!!
mac979s1 his special the comeback kid is fantastic. It’s on Netflix, if you like this, I’m sure you’ll love that as well.
Find him on Netflix!!
Go watch his Netflix specials!! He's honestly the funniest comedian I've seen (probably cause he has relatable jokes and his delivery too)
I loved this monologue! The stand up was really funny to me! I love John Mulaney!
Found the robot.
This monologue is just John Mulaney giving you a sneak peak to Kid Gorgeous
I love John Mulaney because he makes the smallest things everyone's been through from time to time the most entertaining thing to hear someone talk about
Anyone else notice that he looks like Grant Gustin's brother or something?
Definitely!! The first time I ever saw him I thought they were the same guy .. I was like .. he can do standup too?? LOL
He has a GREAT bit about this in his new stand-up special coming soon on Netflix (I saw the show live). I guess a kid came up to him all excited, calling him The Flash. He denied it, but then someone else came by and said that he was a big fan, realizing who he actually is. So the boy’s mom basically called him out for lying.
grapecider And then his wife chided him for it. "So the thing you're frustrated about, is that someone mistook you for a handsome actor in his 20s, who you barely look like, and then someone else said they liked your actual work".
I once saw a video on IG of John and I literally thought it was Grant Gustin..