John Mulaney: Trump Is 'A Horse Loose In A Hospital'

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2017
  • 'Oh Hello' star John Mulaney has a metaphor for Trump's presidency that you probably haven't heard before.
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  • @ktm2901
    @ktm2901 7 лет назад +14180

    I'm not entirely convinced john isn't three children stacked in a trench coat

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 7 лет назад +382

      Qt Murrscato But I thought he was an Asian woman???

    • @erikm5221
      @erikm5221 7 лет назад +474

      No, he's just a tall child who needs some rest.

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 7 лет назад +376

      Erik M A tall child with feminine hips.

    • @ChanceTheBrony
      @ChanceTheBrony 7 лет назад +283

      Fan Fandom NO! THAT'S A THING HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT!
      hehe

    • @loopernow
      @loopernow 6 лет назад +17

      Omg LOL

  • @patricianguyen7012
    @patricianguyen7012 7 лет назад +9419

    I totally relate to that feeling of, "It's too late to say hello now".

    • @jeffdiamond486
      @jeffdiamond486 5 лет назад +62

      We've all been there.

    • @texwan
      @texwan 5 лет назад +66

      ...that sinking feeling 'how do i hide in plain view!'

    • @justinbuergi9867
      @justinbuergi9867 4 года назад +75

      I once spent an entire party in the upstairs bathroom after it’d been too long for me to come down so I just stayed there til people were leaving

    • @brianjackson598
      @brianjackson598 4 года назад +34

      When it's waaaay too late to ask someone's name at work and you just pray you have to wear nametags to something someday

    • @sonlang4457
      @sonlang4457 4 года назад +1

      @craisins 86 smooth man... real smooth

  • @thelostpiranha
    @thelostpiranha 7 лет назад +6563

    I love how when John says "It's like a horse loose in a hospital", Stephen just settles in for a good story.

    • @prdoyle
      @prdoyle 5 лет назад +176

      I think Stephen knew he had begun a bit.

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 года назад +29

      thelostpiranha funny bit but really only works the first time. After this was my third time hearing it and it’s weird in an interview.

    • @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1
      @Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1 4 года назад +18

      It was great

    • @thea2003
      @thea2003 3 года назад +17

      8:18 for anyone who wants the time

    • @Nick-wl2xq
      @Nick-wl2xq 3 года назад +25

      he does an even better version of this bit in his special Kid Gorgeous... this is really good too.

  • @linnycrocus6023
    @linnycrocus6023 3 года назад +980

    The image of John accidentally spooking kim kardashian gets funnier the more you think about it.

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 3 года назад +39

      I’m gonna yell “OH NO!” every time I see someone famous now.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 3 года назад +24

      @@fredarok579
      I like how you say that as if you see famous people just walking around on a weekly basis

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 3 года назад +9

      I feel the same about the saying hello to balloons! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @edward0383
      @edward0383 Год назад

      Imagine him saying outloud, "Hello!!!! My wife is a b1tch, and I don't like herrrrr!!!!"😂😂😂😂

  • @iLOVEpicklesBRO28
    @iLOVEpicklesBRO28 7 лет назад +12341

    John Mulaney's anxiety is so damn relatable

    • @martianmadwoman
      @martianmadwoman 6 лет назад +368

      Sometimes, I get nervous, on airplanes

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving 6 лет назад +64

      Samus A. I understood that reference

    • @voltron-eb6sx
      @voltron-eb6sx 5 лет назад +38

      well. edit that out too, please

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u 5 лет назад +14

      Charlie Brown, with better hair.

    • @BananaLettuce
      @BananaLettuce 5 лет назад +43

      “No, I wish!” is like the equivalent of “you too” after someone telling you “enjoy your meal!”

  • @johnnytwotimes7854
    @johnnytwotimes7854 6 лет назад +4103

    Stephen should have said, "You said hello to balloons but not to me?"

  • @gh201_rl6
    @gh201_rl6 3 года назад +336

    The horse has officially left the hospital.

    • @lisaortiz635
      @lisaortiz635 3 года назад +27

      Yeah, but he left a GIANT mess...🤪

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 года назад +12

      @@lisaortiz635 Thankfully messes can be cleaned up to an extent, although the horse has left some suspicious stains on the carpet that just won't come out

    • @rhodawatkins4516
      @rhodawatkins4516 2 года назад +3

      But he keeps threatening to come back.

    • @LemonBattery
      @LemonBattery 2 года назад +1

      the horse is gone, and now there's a pony

    • @oliverstvchannel6442
      @oliverstvchannel6442 2 года назад +3

      Also, he still managed to FIRE THE HORSE CATCHER!

  • @kittensmitten4015
    @kittensmitten4015 3 года назад +1830

    Who’s here in October 2020, because the “horse” is in a literal hospital now?

  • @Rubiecat
    @Rubiecat 7 лет назад +8037

    "And then the horse is like: I have fired the horse catcher." This is it, this is how ridiculous the news feels these days.

    • @Grizabeebles
      @Grizabeebles 7 лет назад +119

      I don't think I'm going to be anywhere *near* as worried about Trump, ever again. As soon as he said the words "horse in a hospital" my mind immediately went to "elevator" and Mulaney did so much better with the idea.

    • @IllutianKade
      @IllutianKade 7 лет назад +48

      I lost it at that...
      xD

    • @obiwanshinobi87
      @obiwanshinobi87 7 лет назад +99

      Us oversees still think this is America somehow trolling us.... like John said... That should not be a thing to fire the horsecatcher

    • @Tenchigumi
      @Tenchigumi 7 лет назад +73

      We Americans are feeling pretty darn trolled ourselves.

    • @X-Factor-22
      @X-Factor-22 7 лет назад +41

      I thought it would be safe to come back to America by now...guess I better get comfortable up here in Canada!

  • @Antropovich
    @Antropovich 7 лет назад +5052

    "The horse has used the elevator"
    "wait, is the horse smart?"
    "and the horse has fired the horsecatcher..."

    • @zunedog31
      @zunedog31 6 лет назад +86

      Ha ha! That was in the video we just watched!

    • @asexualfangirl574
      @asexualfangirl574 6 лет назад +9

      zunedog31 uh

    • @zunedog31
      @zunedog31 6 лет назад +8

      asexual fangirl Got something to say?

    • @ejelecflametails6657
      @ejelecflametails6657 6 лет назад +6

      The skit is also in Kid Gorgeous, even the part with the Best Buy Rewards Card is there too

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +27

      +Antropovich - I think we can all agree that a horse should not be allowed to fire a horsecatcher.

  • @bootlegmegz
    @bootlegmegz 6 лет назад +1741

    Bromance for the Gods. 2:25
    *in the cutest most sheepish voice ever* “...do you want to go the Met tomorrow...”

  • @TheOrangeneck
    @TheOrangeneck 5 лет назад +877

    "we like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes, you know, we're liberal people" this is UNDERRATED LMAO

  • @AuntieFa
    @AuntieFa 7 лет назад +7422

    The first time I saw a John Mulaney stand up, I Googled if he was still alive because I thought he was from the 50s or something lol.

    • @zamzam3396
      @zamzam3396 6 лет назад +428

      His parents are educator and a scientist and he is always dressed and old mannered like that "since birth" some how he grew up nothing like his parents, but kept the dress code of the 50's and 60's era.

    • @grayskindablue
      @grayskindablue 6 лет назад +271

      ZAM zam his parents are lawyers...

    • @mitchellhughes5180
      @mitchellhughes5180 6 лет назад +6

      Ha!🤣

    • @yukiandkanamekuran
      @yukiandkanamekuran 6 лет назад +57

      Muse i stood aback for five minutes when i saw that tall child apparently lived this life

    • @bell_u.sanchezh
      @bell_u.sanchezh 6 лет назад +237

      He is very young inmortal born around in the 1920's and hasn't age since about 1945 so that's probably why

  • @jppotato17
    @jppotato17 7 лет назад +2070

    I wanna have a conversation with John Mullaney for like 12 hours straight

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u 5 лет назад +45

      Wanna bring along him and Lin-Manuel Miranda for the best road trip.

    • @JadeDude1973
      @JadeDude1973 5 лет назад +10

      I want to travel back in time and drink with him at a party.

    • @bcreel83
      @bcreel83 4 года назад +4

      Samuel Robles add the MacElroys, and I’m there! It could be the best adventure zone episode tour ever!.
      Kind of like “on the road” with less serious poets. Or more serious...with less confidence? (I only mention that because many comics learn to hone their trade with coping mechanisms learned in reaction to rough upbringings that include abuse or some sort of unstable home life. A lot of the comics from the previous generation were open about unstable childhoods and parents who were addicts or abusive or violent in some way -so a way to deal with unhappiness was to create comedy or use it as a defense or a way to make friends by having people laugh and seek approval )

    • @KittensAreDelicious
      @KittensAreDelicious 4 года назад +3

      I think the first topic he'll address is your misspelling of his name. But it'll be very polite so don't worry yourself.

    • @heavens.sorrow
      @heavens.sorrow 4 года назад +5

      @@roalmabi4u Yes. Lin Manuel Miranda and John Mulaney are basically my entire youtube feed. It's great. Lol.

  • @meiji4785
    @meiji4785 5 лет назад +778

    Something about his face makes me think of a nine year old pastor's kid who's really gifted at playing the organ

    • @CydnAlpha
      @CydnAlpha 5 лет назад +41

      I don't know if you planned it but there's levels to this comment.
      I like it.

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 3 года назад

      AE Newman

  • @wheelyjon
    @wheelyjon 6 лет назад +457

    If you look at Stephen he's just completely entranced at certain points during the interview he's literally swept up in the moment and laughing and totally switched off to his job which is kind of nice. That's just his sense of humour and you can tell that instantly

  • @hannahyoung2137
    @hannahyoung2137 7 лет назад +2693

    Does he age?
    Like he still looks like a child who's been burning the candle at both ends

    • @zeechops401
      @zeechops401 6 лет назад +38

      I love Will Wheathin He needs to get some rest!

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 5 лет назад +128

      GET SOME REST, TALL CHILD

    • @hiiro-xentral3171
      @hiiro-xentral3171 5 лет назад +70

      'He doesn't look older, he just looks worse'

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin 5 лет назад +39

      He looks like he's in his early 20s to me. How old is he? Let's see, he was born in... 1982?! So he's 35 in this clip?! Damn, does he have a cursed painting or something?!

    • @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal
      @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal 5 лет назад +14

      The picture of Dorian Mulaney

  • @markdlo
    @markdlo 7 лет назад +5868

    "We have a man here who once saw a bird at an airport"
    Ok that's my favorite part of the analogy.

    • @Skankhunt42....
      @Skankhunt42.... 7 лет назад +351

      "Get the hell outta here, this is a HORSE loose in a HOSPITAL!!" xDDDD

    • @awesomedude584
      @awesomedude584 7 лет назад +19

      YES me too!!! I loved that part!!

    • @boxxfilms52
      @boxxfilms52 7 лет назад +19

      Skankhunt42 I'm honestly not very into politics, I just came for John Mulaney lol. I've kept up enough to get most of the analogies, but what's the bird in the airport referencing?

    • @shardsofcontent4829
      @shardsofcontent4829 7 лет назад +145

      Uh. Sort of straight forward but a very John Mulaney "out of left field" reference. Trump is the horse in a hospital, but it's never really been seen before. The media is always on the move trying to find new angles on the issue, so they bring in a guy who's "seen a bird in an airport" for comment. But it's irrelevant and has no real relation to a horse in a hospital. Yeesh. Just kills the brilliance of it to explain it though. Sorry everybody.

    • @boxxfilms52
      @boxxfilms52 7 лет назад +35

      Rob Wiens well I clearly got that Trump was the horse... Mulaney even said "Trump is like a horse in a hospital". and I got that the horse catcher is Comey. I just didn't know if there was a specific person or moment that he was referencing when talking about the bird in the airport

  • @ALCvideoprofile
    @ALCvideoprofile 5 лет назад +305

    "I have fired the horse catcher"
    John Mullaney just made me see a talking horse with a terrible blonde comb-over.
    The analogy of a horse lose in a hospital is so perfect it could just go on forever.
    News: the horse is now in the ICU.
    Viewers: what's it doing in there!? It could really cause some serious damage. Someone should coax the horse onto a safer floor where it can't bother anyone.

    • @lightningpoweredfilms
      @lightningpoweredfilms 4 года назад +16

      The horse now believes it’s a doctor, and it is giving patients random substances.

    • @AnonYmous-mc5zx
      @AnonYmous-mc5zx 4 года назад +7

      "I have fired the horse coaxer."
      "It...that...that wasn't even a thing, anyone can be a horse coaxer, horse no you did not!"

  • @michaelbateman2563
    @michaelbateman2563 6 лет назад +4058

    after seeing a few of these jokes in his new special, they really cleverly threaded them together considering they have nothing to do with each other. The interview was obviously prepared to get to specific points but it comes off pretty organic, kudos to colbert as a host

    • @mikalei8600
      @mikalei8600 5 лет назад +57

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. So glad someone put my thoughts into words

    • @JeffStreamsThings
      @JeffStreamsThings 5 лет назад +70

      All interviews are like that - the guest tells a few stories to a production assistant, who goes over them with the host in advance so he knows what the guest wants to talk about.
      Normally the story wouldn't then turn up in a comedy special, so it wouldn't be so obvious :)

    • @zenmasterb
      @zenmasterb 5 лет назад +29

      @@JeffStreamsThings Yes, indeed. I'm glad you said that because I was about to.
      What people don't understand is that pretty much ALL TV production is... what's the word.... prepared, pre-scripted, etc.
      It's really only news when people go off-script.

    • @havoksan
      @havoksan 5 лет назад +16

      @@zenmasterb I miss Craig. Sigh. Best interviews.

    • @em7900
      @em7900 5 лет назад +1

      No shit!

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 7 лет назад +479

    "And then the horse is like: I have fired the horse catcher."
    Nailed it.

  • @happyandhapa5490
    @happyandhapa5490 7 лет назад +1160

    "Well, edit that out too, please."
    I don't know why, but that line almost made me cry laughing.

    • @kmsleyang8972
      @kmsleyang8972 7 лет назад +40

      Happy and Hapa it was the delivery boo...it was super funny cuz of his delivery!!!

    • @Denooch
      @Denooch 5 лет назад

      ME TOO!!!

    • @kayleebosserman2316
      @kayleebosserman2316 5 лет назад

      I was gonna like your comment but then I realized that it’s at 666 and it’s perfect.

  • @asseater0077
    @asseater0077 6 лет назад +476

    Protect this man at all costs

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 года назад +9

      From the horse in the hospital

    • @isacestend3843
      @isacestend3843 4 года назад +3

      Well we wouldn’t have to if that damn horse catcher could keep a job.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 3 года назад +64

    Jan 6th 2021, The horse let all his horse friends stampede the hospital.

    • @brookeworley5140
      @brookeworley5140 3 года назад +3

      🐎🏇🐎🏇

    • @soontherewillbesnow
      @soontherewillbesnow 3 года назад +4

      Been waiting for a comment like this-
      The horse has been removed from the hospital, working on a ban.

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 3 года назад

      Hopefully the horse is off to the knackers soon- to be made into glue and dog food!

  • @admin2666
    @admin2666 7 лет назад +1078

    That horse and horse catcher bit was the most intelligent piece of comedy I heard in years.

    • @tracyh5751
      @tracyh5751 6 лет назад +31

      He's probably been avoiding the theater, so he's probably only catching comedies in bars or on netflix.

    • @optimusprime3484
      @optimusprime3484 5 лет назад

      Well that's because it was before the horse face bit that the horse did a few months ago.

    • @taragreenetarotastro
      @taragreenetarotastro 5 лет назад +2

      yes so clever

    • @mhuh
      @mhuh 5 лет назад

      @Eggfriend He don't do good in theaters.

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 5 лет назад +1

      he expands on it in his netflix special 'kid gorgeous'

  • @fallencaryatidcv
    @fallencaryatidcv 7 лет назад +1671

    I think it's a pretty good measure of a decent man when he speaks honestly and admiringly of his wife (spouse or partner, too), that his stories about her tell as much about her as him, and his love and respect for her are readily apparent.
    That was how I feel about Obama, and Colbert, and now Mulaney.

    • @rosamariamendoza1466
      @rosamariamendoza1466 4 года назад +11

      Heyyyyy! A good way to put it!!!✌

    • @DPK101710
      @DPK101710 2 года назад +22

      This comment didn't age well 😬

    • @fallencaryatidcv
      @fallencaryatidcv 2 года назад +24

      @@DPK101710 neither addiction nor showbiz are particularly easy on partnerships, unfortunately.

    • @arilovesbingus8626
      @arilovesbingus8626 2 года назад

      Damn, i didnt know your wife is obama

    • @Norsilca
      @Norsilca Год назад +5

      ​@@fallencaryatidcv I feel like it's just a good reminder that while it's nice when you can admire what a celebrity is saying, they're still a stranger whose personal life we really don't know. Beware the pedestal.

  • @viljaspoetry
    @viljaspoetry 6 лет назад +335

    Okay but I don't think anything has ever summed me up better than "we like David Bowie and don't understand taxes". I want "likes Bowie and doesn't understand taxes" on a t-shirt, I'd wear that every day.

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 6 лет назад +198

    "We like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes, we're liberal people."

  • @tommyleelynn
    @tommyleelynn 7 лет назад +5335

    John Mulaney is one of the funniest modern comedians, I swear

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 7 лет назад +26

      yeh i'll pay that, there is few with a quicker wit

    • @alixfarley1077
      @alixfarley1077 7 лет назад +70

      I have never heard of this guy before but I am now on a one woman mission to track down all of his material. This guy is brilliantly funny!!

    • @NowanIlfideme
      @NowanIlfideme 7 лет назад +65

      Just remember about the sea of drunk toddlers...

    • @petenice75
      @petenice75 7 лет назад +78

      He has 2 hour long specials in Netflix. He is hilarious. He also talks about how gay he is even though he is not gay.

    • @alexjonezNH
      @alexjonezNH 7 лет назад +11

      Nowan Ilfideme
      That cop was almost impressed!

  • @joshtaylor4865
    @joshtaylor4865 7 лет назад +1446

    "I have fired the horse catcher" 😂 John Mulaney is the best.

  • @beaq6755
    @beaq6755 3 года назад +18

    02:26 "Do you want to go to the MET tomorrow" in the shiest cutest voice ever

  • @SirCamera
    @SirCamera 5 лет назад +172

    Watch: In 10 years, it's gonna be The Late Show with John Mulaney.

  • @kevinbooth-
    @kevinbooth- 7 лет назад +847

    The more I consider it the more that analogy is absolutely perfect.
    There will be a whole pile of shit to clean up when he's gone and if we aren't lucky people are going to die.

    • @SmellsLikeBrass
      @SmellsLikeBrass 7 лет назад +149

      and also, the horse doesn't really wanted to be in the Hospital and is freaking out now.

    • @susgra21
      @susgra21 7 лет назад +118

      And the horse handlers keep telling him he's a Triple Crown winner, and following him around all day with a shovel 💩💩💩

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 7 лет назад +11

      Jane S omg your comment needs more likes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact 7 лет назад +43

      And even if you're in a different hospital a few towns over, you're safe but still wonder if a horse could get into _your_ hospital.

    • @kizuuwu7563
      @kizuuwu7563 7 лет назад +25

      And you're also wondering why anyone would say "yeah, a horse in a hospital is exactly what we need".

  • @victorym744
    @victorym744 7 лет назад +2628

    John Mulaney is incredible at metaphors XD

    • @weswarecreative
      @weswarecreative 7 лет назад +56

      Absolutely! Great writer and can also own a room. Awkwardly but owns it nonetheless.

    • @ecashman
      @ecashman 7 лет назад +12

      Similes, actually. He uses the words "like" and "as" so therefore they are technically not metaphors.

    • @katiehovany
      @katiehovany 7 лет назад +1

      Victoria Em or he likes Dr Octagon (see General Hospital).

    • @jamesandrews279
      @jamesandrews279 7 лет назад +50

      Actually, metaphors is accurate here. All similes are metaphors, they're just a specific type.

    • @h.j.froehlich326
      @h.j.froehlich326 7 лет назад +3

      Similes aren't metaphors, but similes and metaphors are both kinds of poetic comparison. Similes compare things using "like" or "as" (eg. "freedom is like a bird in flight") whereas metaphors compare by claiming something is another thing (eg. "freedom is a bird in flight").

  • @Kagura982
    @Kagura982 Год назад +6

    The way how John’s voice trembled when he tried to invite Stephen out the next day 😂

  • @indigoimouto3703
    @indigoimouto3703 3 года назад +28

    I feel like Stephen is a father figure to John who doesn't realize it until he's spilling deep insecurities which Stephen tries to help him through but then John panics so he deflects it all with jokes. And so they're constantly stuck in the same loop instead of progressing forward to be really close friends.

  • @WhatKindOfNameNow
    @WhatKindOfNameNow 7 лет назад +2077

    That's probably the best metaphor for the Trump presidency that I've heard so far.

    • @zenagitana
      @zenagitana 6 лет назад +45

      Agreed. "We've all never not known together" -- perfectly confusing and perfectly understandable as well.

    • @jayyyzeee6409
      @jayyyzeee6409 6 лет назад +12

      The RightStuff, You're one of the few Trump supporters smart enough to understand this. Most Trump supporters hear "horse" and think "horse". The rest of us hear "horse catcher" and think "James Comey".

    • @whatthefuckismyname9173
      @whatthefuckismyname9173 6 лет назад +8

      The RightStuff
      You...genuinely think he wants subhuman Nazi scum as fans?

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang 6 лет назад +23

      I still don’t get why anyone would want to vote for trump. :3 if not for the racism and misogyny, what else does he have to offer? He offers you a glass full of poison and says it’s good but the drink is labeled poison in bold letters all over the glass. The man lies as though it’s his native tounge, but honestly doesn’t speak any language well. And he’s In love with all the ruthless dictators, coming over to them like he’s their personal lap dog.
      And even before he was president we knew he had a crush on ruthless dictators, “grabbed women by the pussy” and started his bid for president by calling most Mexicans drug dealers and rapists. He had nothing to offer from square one.

    • @themadhoffer5802
      @themadhoffer5802 5 лет назад +2

      The RightStuff Ok. I know this was awhile ago, but many of those things should not be in the same category.

  • @matejkotrba9757
    @matejkotrba9757 7 лет назад +801

    "We like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes" :D I love this definition

  • @Rellik165
    @Rellik165 5 лет назад +217

    Well, when this first aired, we had no idea what this horse was going to do in the hospital, and we just watched with morbid curiosity.
    Now we know the horse eating the donor hearts in the kids ward.

    • @NovusIgnis
      @NovusIgnis 5 лет назад +1

      Woah buddy. I think you're confusing the horse with the horde of rats that spread their poison around in the hopes of killing the horse.

    • @melaniegrant855
      @melaniegrant855 5 лет назад +29

      @@NovusIgnis Nope. No confusion. The donor hearts in the kids ward was a perfect analogy. The popular vote would agree......

    • @NovusIgnis
      @NovusIgnis 5 лет назад +1

      @@melaniegrant855 Sorry but sheep in the field have no knowledge with which to cast a vote. They wouldn't know that the horse was a better choice than the snake.

    • @melaniegrant855
      @melaniegrant855 5 лет назад +15

      @@NovusIgnis Even after ALL that has occurred you still refer to the Left as "sheep". Projection does not equal intelligence. Foolishness is rampant amongst horses it seems.....

    • @NovusIgnis
      @NovusIgnis 5 лет назад +1

      @@melaniegrant855 No, actually. I don't refer to them as sheep, I refer to sheep as sheep. I refer to anyone, regardless of their affiliation, that chooses to selectively curate their information instead of getting their news from multiple biased sources and cross-referencing the stories to see what matches up. Anyone that only listens to leftist news or right leaning news and forms their opinions based on what the rest of the tribe thinks. Base minded sheep. That's what they are. It's pathetic and sorry behavior.
      If you think that Trump hasn't done a lot of good since coming into office, then you're a sheep. If you hate Trump so much that you can't even cheer for prison reform or tightening border security which will lead to less human trafficking, then you're a sheep. If you think building a border wall is racist or detaining families is cruel, but didn't hold those same opinions when Barack Obama did and proposed those exact same things and to much greater extremes, then you're a sheep.

  • @janebudde6220
    @janebudde6220 4 года назад +36

    The horse is like “I have fired the horse catcher” 😭

  • @cas9922
    @cas9922 7 лет назад +6628

    Stephen wants to be friends with Mulaney, but Mulaney doesn't see it, and Stephen can't tell if Mulaney feels the same way, so he courts him with personal anecdotes and compliments and Mulaney deflects them with jokes and both of them are too polite and Catholic to talk about their feelings. Their wives should get together and sort this out because it's awkward and they should be friends because they have so much in common.
    /I have put way too much thought into this and watched this interview too many times because I'm creepy.

    • @tamaraallen215
      @tamaraallen215 7 лет назад +98

      Cas I watched it literally 8 times in a row... for 5 days straight!

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 7 лет назад +129

      Cas Does 8:23 help your theory?

    • @JackkChaos
      @JackkChaos 6 лет назад +79

      Cas theyve literally had interviews before talking about their friendship and how they've known each other for a while and have a lot in common quit thinking too much into this shit and just enjoy the video lol

    • @JackkChaos
      @JackkChaos 6 лет назад +10

      Cas theyve literally had interviews before talking about their friendship and how they've known each other for a while and have a lot in common quit thinking too much into this shit and just enjoy the video lol

    • @grayskindablue
      @grayskindablue 6 лет назад +34

      Cas Mulaney was only raised Catholic... he isn't religious.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 7 лет назад +6046

    FUN FACT: John's tie is the tie they give you when you donate plasma and refuse the cookie.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll 7 лет назад +136

      LMAO

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch 7 лет назад +214

      I always wondered what happened to Nana's drapes . no longer .

    • @alexjonezNH
      @alexjonezNH 7 лет назад +313

      EQ-smoove
      Did you not hear the part about his apartment being too small to fit vinyls? Something tells me he's not the kind of guy who spends money on things like help staff. He seems like a hilarious Keanu Reeves.
      I'm about 90% sure I spelled his name right.

    • @nina9346
      @nina9346 7 лет назад +443

      lol I actually like his tie. It probably looks better when the jacket is buttoned but I think it's neat

    • @mr.womblordofunmercifultor2052
      @mr.womblordofunmercifultor2052 7 лет назад +11

      fidorover
      Brilliant, sir. Bravo.

  • @yuliag9655
    @yuliag9655 5 лет назад +43

    “I fired the horse catcher.” Ahahahahahaha!!! I cried from laughter

  • @T1J
    @T1J 6 лет назад +120

    brilliant bit

  • @Omnicronnn
    @Omnicronnn 7 лет назад +422

    "I have fired the horse-catcher." Brilliant.

  • @LadyofDread
    @LadyofDread 7 лет назад +774

    God dammit, that horse bit had me in tears. I've missed Mulaney.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 7 лет назад +16

      Horse...bit...
      THAT's funny. Right there.
      (I hope you don't bridle at my comment. I just meant to stirrup some reaction.)

    • @LadyofDread
      @LadyofDread 7 лет назад

      Bruce Baker Well, you got a very confused reaction, because I don't get it.

    • @tamaraallen215
      @tamaraallen215 7 лет назад +5

      Bruce Baker 🍻😂😂😂😂 Don't clarify, it cheapens the gallop!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 7 лет назад +6

      Surrey, Sonicholas. The neighs have it. Im gonna keep my trap shut. I won't saddle my gag with an explanation. Even though it may have been a little buggy. (Sometimes I sleigh myself.)

    • @LadyofDread
      @LadyofDread 7 лет назад +2

      Ah, it was an accidental obscure pun.
      Of COURSE it was.

  • @bloomsapphire6408
    @bloomsapphire6408 3 года назад +17

    THE HORSE IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!

  • @CullenCochran
    @CullenCochran 5 лет назад +69

    I love how blown away Stephen is by John at the end. He's keeping it under the surface but you can tell he really admires John.

  • @Erilis000
    @Erilis000 7 лет назад +145

    "I once said hi to balloons" lol, that's my favorite

  • @grantpritchard7492
    @grantpritchard7492 7 лет назад +313

    He has got to be one of the funniest comedians I've seen lately. I love it how seemingly innocuous stories suddenly veer off into: "it's like we have a horse loose in the hospital!" Brilliant, could watch this stuff all day.

  • @vartikagaur2922
    @vartikagaur2922 5 лет назад +37

    dont you just get the urge to give him a hug every time he talks

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 6 лет назад +77

    He reminds me of agent smith from matrix and arnold schwarzenegger that was not introduced to bodybuilding.

  • @ljm792
    @ljm792 7 лет назад +428

    I like seeing Anna's influence on his style. That's a great tie.

  • @obiwanshinobi87
    @obiwanshinobi87 7 лет назад +148

    I just fired the horsecatcher... that should not be a thing
    see now this guy gets it

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u 5 лет назад +1

      Mulaney's better than Someecards.

  • @lukethomas19
    @lukethomas19 3 года назад +9

    The horse has left the hospital, I repeat, the horse has left the hospital.

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 6 лет назад +129

    Japanese person: "So, are you happy with recent developments?"
    Me: "Nope!"

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u 5 лет назад +1

      Kid Mafalda, right there.

  • @reomemewagon
    @reomemewagon 7 лет назад +369

    Why didn't they play what's new pussycat when he came on stage?

    • @AG-lx6re
      @AG-lx6re 6 лет назад +2

      Kafei Houraisan Aizawa they didn't play it in the music selection as you wait for his comedy show to start. I was let down lol the ONLY let down of his show. Hilarious start to finish

    • @thequeerishere9662
      @thequeerishere9662 5 лет назад +18

      _BWAH BWAH_
      WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby 5 лет назад +26

      because if they did then they'd have to let it play 11 times, with It's Not Unusual playing exactly once in the process.

    • @lzrshark617
      @lzrshark617 5 лет назад +7

      Because there might be a guest from the Salt and Pepper Diner in the audience who'd beat him to death with a t-shirt canon as soon as they heard the opening bars

    • @charlleedodson
      @charlleedodson 5 лет назад +5

      @@lzrshark617 And that guy may have just finished his anger management classes

  • @wolverineminer
    @wolverineminer 7 лет назад +406

    But does the horse have dogs to look after?

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 7 лет назад +9

      wolverineminer I was looking for this comment

    • @thelostpiranha
      @thelostpiranha 7 лет назад +39

      wolverineminer shhhh shhhh shhhh shhhh... why do people always shush animals? (they've never spoken...)

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 6 лет назад +15

      wolverineminer I see what you did there. But it's worse. The horse has started arguing with the horse from the next hospital over.

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 6 лет назад +1

      The horse has a rat who deals with those bitches.

    • @alexyew17
      @alexyew17 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah it does. That's us.

  • @pixiebells
    @pixiebells 5 лет назад +21

    "Wait, is the horse...smart?" Perfectly sums up Trump's (increasingly rare) bright spots or lack of total fuckups. He IS a horse loose in a hospital!

  • @marliesmith4560
    @marliesmith4560 3 года назад +26

    Anyone here after the horse has been successfully removed?

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 3 года назад +1

      Yep! He’s on the way to the knacker’s yard...

  • @Karsonbarnes11
    @Karsonbarnes11 7 лет назад +1216

    He's a high waisted man with feminine hips.

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u 5 лет назад +7

      And your point is...?

    • @frogtears8073
      @frogtears8073 5 лет назад +142

      tHAT'S WHAT I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @bananacat8081
      @bananacat8081 5 лет назад +89

      he's a beautiful asian american woman!

    • @uewt2459
      @uewt2459 5 лет назад +69

      "THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS ARE THE MEANEST PEOLE ON EARTH"

    • @madarthivanki
      @madarthivanki 5 лет назад +25

      And the sigh of relief, that swept through the diner.

  • @socrappyicoulddie
    @socrappyicoulddie 7 лет назад +178

    Mulaney is more relatable than I thought.

  • @jackr2500
    @jackr2500 5 лет назад +38

    "We’ve all never not known together" -John Mulaney 2017

  • @ROSE-ku1pz
    @ROSE-ku1pz 3 года назад +34

    Remember!!! Voting is your chance to get the horse out of the hospital!!!

  • @jessicab6305
    @jessicab6305 7 лет назад +168

    Just two clever men being clever, love it.

  • @KahaHajiMohamed
    @KahaHajiMohamed 7 лет назад +49

    “To me it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. Like, I think everything’s gonna be okay, but I have no idea what’s gonna happen next, and none of you know either. We’ve all never not known together...It’s confusing, because every day we just have to follow the horse. And some days it’s like ‘The horse used the elevator!’ You know, there’s days where you’re like ‘Is the horse smart?’ And then we’re all just like ‘Why hasn’t the horse catcher caught the horse?’ and then the horse is like ‘I have fired the horse catcher.’ That shouldn’t be a thing.”- John Mulaney on Trump
    Bahaha! I'm legit dying from laughter! (tears, coughing fit and all)

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 6 лет назад +74

    I have fired the horse catcher. Best ever political metaphor.

  • @LaurenWM7
    @LaurenWM7 4 года назад +68

    Day 1228: The horse is still loose in the hospital.

    • @tobywoby5727
      @tobywoby5727 3 года назад +2

      And he miGHT FINNALLY GET OUT SOON

    • @ashketchup7354
      @ashketchup7354 3 года назад +3

      The horse will be checking out of the hospital in 72 days.

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 3 года назад +2

      The horse is no longer in the hospital, he has been replaced by a lizard.

    • @tobywoby5727
      @tobywoby5727 3 года назад

      @@bri5033 I guess a lizard isnt great, but its tens times better than an elephant!

    • @ashketchup7354
      @ashketchup7354 3 года назад +1

      @@bri5033 I'll take the lizard over the horse. Lizards don't do much but I much prefer that to a horse right now

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite 7 лет назад +444

    John Mulaney is good-looking AND funny. What a babe

    • @alexjonezNH
      @alexjonezNH 7 лет назад +53

      emercycrite
      Agreed. He is the epitome of male babeness

    • @johnnyutah194
      @johnnyutah194 7 лет назад +19

      emercycrite he is one tasty dish.

    • @bandgeekmike
      @bandgeekmike 7 лет назад +28

      I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks that. I could listen to and watch him read the phonebook and find it captivating and hilarious.

    • @graniamurray7722
      @graniamurray7722 6 лет назад

      Johnny Utah /

    • @kimerietate382
      @kimerietate382 5 лет назад +1

      emercycrite He will be SUPER-HOT in like 5 years.

  • @JeanPaulBeaubier
    @JeanPaulBeaubier 7 лет назад +87

    the way he said daguerrotype cracked me up disproportionately but because i somehow forgot my mouth was closed, i just sort of snorted really deeply within my mouth and sucked the air out of my throat, like, i suffocated for that moment in time, laughing at a shout out to daguerrotypes.

    • @roalmabi4u
      @roalmabi4u 5 лет назад +1

      Next time you're sad, just think of Mulaney saying the word "daguerrotype". You're welcome.

  • @jo19479
    @jo19479 5 лет назад +5

    I simply love John Mulaney, he is one of the BEST storytelling comedians EVVVER! The line about the horse, and firing the horse catcher was hilarious. I would love to see John Mulaney live...

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 4 года назад +30

    Now that is one classy Asian American woman.

  • @alfpogs
    @alfpogs 7 лет назад +220

    doggertype
    The daguerreotype was the first commercially successful photographic process (1839-1860) in the history of photography. Named after the inventor, Louis Jacques Mandé Daguerre, each daguerreotype is a unique image on a silvered copper plate.

    • @yolowell9564
      @yolowell9564 5 лет назад +11

      Thank you I scrolled through the comments hoping someone would explain that one!

    • @GabrielLegend
      @GabrielLegend 5 лет назад +19

      Okay, Max. Enough showing off. We know you used your rewind power.

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 5 лет назад +3

      @@GabrielLegend THE SAME THING I THOUGHT

    • @caseh5111
      @caseh5111 4 года назад +2

      Mercury vapor is involved is it not?

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 4 года назад +1

      Thank you!!!

  • @yalmaikazi2292
    @yalmaikazi2292 7 лет назад +115

    The video has been over for the last 2 minutes, I am still laughing.

  • @JackandSally4ever
    @JackandSally4ever 3 года назад +6

    "Horse Loose in a Hospital" was a stroke of topical comic genius, and it I hope some day it will be studied in schools

  • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
    @JohnDoe-jh5yr 3 года назад +12

    I'm here after the horse let his friends out of the barn and led them all back to the hospital.

  • @lavinder11
    @lavinder11 7 лет назад +422

    This guy is adorable

  • @janetseidlitz5976
    @janetseidlitz5976 7 лет назад +99

    I

  • @mrsrockylunch
    @mrsrockylunch 6 лет назад +23

    I can't believe John tested the horse in a hospital bit on Colbert

  • @elliewolcott6254
    @elliewolcott6254 6 лет назад +26

    “We like David Bowie and we don’t understand taxes” me in a nutshell

  • @mineMissHellsing
    @mineMissHellsing 7 лет назад +195

    Amazing chemistry between these two!

  • @captlanc
    @captlanc 7 лет назад +91

    Stephen is thoroughly enjoying this interview.

  • @ohno3464
    @ohno3464 3 года назад +4

    The horse has left the hospital! The baby incubators are safe!

  • @TheHomesteadingHobbit
    @TheHomesteadingHobbit 4 года назад +8

    Stephen looks like he has such a bromance crush on John. I love how he looks smitten just watching John be hilarious.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +62

    That's Eric Trump's go-to pickup line.
    "I've seen you, but you didn't see me.."
    Usually followed by
    "She got away, but I won't be foiled again.."

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +36

    You can really tell these two genuinely like each other. Nice to see.

  • @margaretmccabe1360
    @margaretmccabe1360 3 года назад +3

    He was so far ahead of us there’s obviously a horse loose in the hospital

  • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
    @user-qn4tq2qt5m 3 года назад +2

    "I once said hello to balloons!! "😂

  • @russellkabirmusic
    @russellkabirmusic 7 лет назад +64

    Bird analogy floored me. I love this man.

  • @elena0691elena0691
    @elena0691elena0691 7 лет назад +70

    That horse metaphor was beautiful lol

  • @nikomcpherson8394
    @nikomcpherson8394 3 года назад +3

    The Horse is going to be leaving the hospital. I repeat, the horse is going to be leaving the hospital!

  • @SpadePyro
    @SpadePyro 4 года назад +15

    I love how John tries out his material on live TV before making a special and the specials are still fucking hilarious. Aside from here he's done it on Conan and SNL as well

  • @IH8Too
    @IH8Too 7 лет назад +955

    He looks a little like the actor from the flash on cw

    • @WhatKindOfNameNow
      @WhatKindOfNameNow 7 лет назад +84

      Elisandro Cantu Grant Gustin is the actor you're thinking of, and I had the same thought.

    • @mccarraa
      @mccarraa 7 лет назад +2

      Elisandro Cantu thanks,

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 7 лет назад

      Elisandro Cantu ya dumb

    • @IH8Too
      @IH8Too 7 лет назад +16

      Eric Silva how is making a observation dumb? I said he "looks like" not that he was...

    • @adamwho9801
      @adamwho9801 7 лет назад +3

      That is why I felt confused watching him.

  • @sabinemoss3795
    @sabinemoss3795 7 лет назад +294

    I love John Mulaney! Try again for a TV show, please.

    • @iainwaddell6620
      @iainwaddell6620 7 лет назад +25

      His comedy doesn't fit well with it. His specials are amazing though, he should put more effort into those.

    • @zeusmasterson4117
      @zeusmasterson4117 7 лет назад +9

      Sabine Moss He wrote Stephan, my all-time favorite SNL character.

    • @craiganderson9695
      @craiganderson9695 7 лет назад +10

      isn't he on the Flash? (kidding)

    • @Newt0rz
      @Newt0rz 7 лет назад +17

      He'd be freaking perfect on Veep, wonder if he'd have any interest in it.

    • @fabricsoftenerfairy
      @fabricsoftenerfairy 7 лет назад +1

      yes!!!

  • @Tomsta17
    @Tomsta17 3 года назад +40

    Update:
    The horse is now actually in the hospital.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад +11

    Love love love Mulaney... “I have fired the horse catcher!” Priceless

  • @PaullyMiller
    @PaullyMiller 7 лет назад +32

    John is so charming, nice, and witty in that old-school way.

  • @samtradder7590
    @samtradder7590 7 лет назад +21

    Cracked me up "I have fired the horse catcher".

  • @iridxnt
    @iridxnt 6 лет назад +28

    the way John’s brain works is amazing

  • @ncooty
    @ncooty 3 года назад +3

    If only it were merely a horse loose in a hospital.