John Mulaney Has A Picture Of A Ghost, Maybe
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- Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2017
- John Mulaney stops by the Late Show between a run of gigs for his 'Kid Gorgeous' stand-up comedy tour and tells Stephen about a recent photo that feature a glowing ball.
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Ever notice how Mulaney can say the most bizarre and things in a matter of fact way, and then afterwards you think that YOU’RE weird for thinking that’s weird.
YES WHAT THE HECK
Right?!?
me when he pronounces nightmare wrong
@@aido6460 as someone who came from southern michigan? yeah probs lmao
The man is a genius.
Pretty sure John Mulaney was John Mulaney in his past life..
Lmaooo xD
That is a hilarious comment!
Mulaney is just immortal in general. Right when he got use to the 50s, he decided "yeah, this is nice." And now, he has decided to be a 50s man for the rest of his life.
Lol wut😂
This is the observation I never knew I needed 👾❤🤯
“Do you have children?”
“No, but I have a dog :)”
....could be a nursery
An on fire garbage can....could be a nursery..
Yes 🤣🤣🤣
Thank u for that
Lolllllll
Only true fans know dat
Stephen looks like he's questioning John's sanity the whole time
he is, but in a very loving, hey , if the tests come back positive bud, we are gonna be down for taking care of you LOL!!! It will allllll beeee okaaaaayyyyy....pat pat pat.. I think Stephen is more mesmerized by John's incredibly animated and colorful face, you really dont look away when the dude's talking....It is serious art at its most unique! I Love! John M passionately, his face, idk, DELIGHTS ME? that the right phrase?? Yes, it feels right, I think it needs to stay. A thank you has got to go out to this guy's brain. It brings us so many chances to laugh til we are g.d. near injured!! And yes!! We need that now! Ill go now, with a tip of my hat to this young genius. Don't wear hats, but it'd be tipped for John, were there hats. I LOVE YOU MAN!!!! 😂 Please always be ...somewhere. xxooo!!!!
That look he pulled when he said "...sure" made me laugh
Aren’t we all?
@@jadeallisonhollingsworth Lol legit what I was going to say
Stephen over the years have seem to forgotten what a comedy skit is.
WHY IS NOBODY ELSE LAUGHING AT THE IMAGE OF JOHN SPRINTING TOWARDS GEESE WITH A 3 FOOT FRENCH BULLDOG RUNNING AT HIS SIDE
the image of john running alone is hilarious enough but GEESE??? absolutely golden
Bro my legs are 3 feet long that dog is like 1
Who says we're not? Calm down, for feck's sake.
Hellwyck your the only one that isn’t calm lol. Just chill
Possibly bc the story was more about how he was becoming unhinged on the verge of a breakdown lol
Wow I didn't know he had so much anxiety.
I bet he gets nervous on airplanes.
Probably. He should tell his doctor. See if he can get Xanax or something.
But make an appointment thats not so suspicious...say frequent urination?
krazyperson97 hopefully he knows how many times is too much to say
Amazin Trinity if he doesn't know, though, I hope he thinks to refuse any unneeded tests
@@zac6876 OOOOOOoooooh, he didn't and He'S sOrRy.
Whenever John Mulaney talks about his childhood, it startles me that he’s from the 90’s. I always assume he’s a classy performer from the 1950’s.
London Iverson that’s because he’s immortal
@@ectoproductions8278 bold of you to assume that he's not
he's from the 80's, though your point still stands
Obviously he was frozen in the 50s and has just been de-thawed, Captain America style
Remember, he “likes old fashion things”
Stephen: do you have kids?
John, immediately: *no I have a dog though*
well i mean this is staged
Same thing
He would be a funny prankster Dad!
No, he has Pete and Petunia
he looked so ready to talk about petunia too lmao
“Not the same as a goose, but you expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan” - that killed me
Geese are to swans as rats are to squirrels. :)
Crying at that line.
That reminded me of Craig from Parks & Rec 😂
"It started with a couple that didn't look contemporary."
John always feels like that John Fraser movie "Blast from the past", where the main character grew up in a bunker, concealed from the outside world and then re-enters modern times, but with the pure innocence of a gentleman from the early 60ies.
P
"I ran towards them and they flew away and it was very amusing"
John has the brain of a 10 year old in the amusement department
Cocaine tends to do that to people
“In the amusement department”?
Where is that?
@@calisongbird they mean "amusement wise, John's brain is like a 10 yr old". like if you look at what makes him amused.
*_D A D D Y ' S G O N E_*
arin YOU GOTTA GO!
YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SEPARATING
John: "If I saw a ball of green light on my dog in real life, I'd bow down to it"
Stephen (mentally): "Now we don't have time to unpack all that..."
I LOVE the way this man speaks. His way of constructing a sentence makes him probably my favorite person to listen to. I’d love to have a conversation with him.
Gia Williams He was an English major
He should actually be the new host of prairie home companion
Gia Williams I'd be happy to host a dinner party, we could sit and eat and talk all night!
@@stephaniegenova5469
I always think that, also with Trevor Noah - I'd just love to have conversations with certain people. I'd love to come! I'm Scottish in the US. :)
Perhaps this is how people should make new friends these days!
He paid $120,000 for an English degree. I'd hope so hahaha
"You'd expect more from a swan because it's more cosmopolitan". Amazing. No wonder Bill Hader holds him in such high regards.
I was gonna like this but it’s at 666 likes so I’ll leave it
@@greer8719
You're good now
I love how genuinely he said that too!
I didn't get the joke but I was wondering why are John Mulaney's videos in my recommended when I'm actually binging on Bill Hader
@@damunaik4 You'll get there, after Bill, it leads to John eventually
I need footage of Anna calling John a "city boy"
MissFlauschig fhdhshshd i love your profile pic!!!
Idk if it’s just me but I heard him saying that and imagined his wife with like a southern accent
Me, a girl named Anna: *turns to John*
CITY BOY
Hopetown omg your pfp is gossip by sws!
i just need footage of anna absolutely roasting the shit outta john
*"Was it really a ghost you saw, mother? Or was it just me all along?"*
*"so that's why you don't give to charity. i'm kidding."*
“LETS NOT TALK ABOUT PENELOPE. *OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS”*
I loved that line 😂 it made me laugh so hard
Whenever John Mulaney talks about his childhood, it startles me that he’s from the 90’s. I always assume he’s a classy performer from the 1950’s.
“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”
"and also I didn't want to say out loud what my plan was, in case the ghosts were listening"! LMAOOOOO!
I fucking lost it!
That's just common sense... :)
I was looking for this comment! I lost it cuz I was kinda thinking about the same movie situation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He and I have basically the same thought process
That's exactly what I do XD
He’s looks like the living embodiment of a 20’s radio show host
Splurgabonn Nephlhogg Shit he does
Brian fuck you
Splurgabonn Nephlhogg well he is
He sounds like the living embodiment of a 20’s radio show host.
He looks like he’s about to say “welcome to the twilight zone”
"I had a bit of a nervous breakdown while I was at the farm"
"Oh okay"
Me at my next therapy appointment
Trinity is now complete:
You know, the way you talk to your grandma
You know, the way you talk to a child
You know the way you talk to your wife
13 year old: "He's got feminine hips"
John: "That's what I'm sensitive about!"
Ha, that was probably my favorite bit from him.
"Look at that high waisted man!"
He's got feminine hips!
“No that’s something I’m sensitive about”*
Excuse you he's a proud asian american woman
the new buzzfeed unsolved looks great
EsWirdSpaet damn you beat me to this joke hahaha
kitkatratat very well placed, even for an whole ass like me... :-)
he needs to be a guest on bfu
I laughed so hard at this omg😂
Now I want him to be in a video with Ryan and Shane.
"John Mulaney Has A Picture Of A Ghost, Maybe" is a joke all by itself
John Mulaney is an interviewer's dream. He's a storyteller, hilarious, quirky, intelligent with a timeless melange of a modern Mid-Atlantic accent or Announcer voice.
And an asian American girl too
@@wolfden6135 woman* excuse you. Respect her 😤
he and david spade are my favorite interviews to watch
This is a ghost, could be a nursery.
M W. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is an underrated RUclips comment
Could be a nursery.
This is a haunted farm in Connecticut, could be a nursery
Michelle Santillanes this is my father’s coffin...
Could be a nursery.
XcarkeysX this is a secondary location, could be a nursery
"I would just bow down in front of her and be like, I'll do whatever you want."
"...Hey, you know what I really like? Big Mouth."
I know this comment is two years old, but I just found this video and was scrolling through the comments and I read this Right as it played in the video itself.
I know right I legit thought I skipped something
stephen's mild little "oh okay" in response to "I had a nervous breakdown at the farm" at 3:29
John: "I'll collapse for you if you cheer loud enough"
*the crowd cheering loudly*
I like listening to this guy talk
Irene Fields His comedy specials are great! I think they're both on Netflix.
Me too. He has a very distinct cadence and tone. It's almost turn of the century mid-Atlantic, 1940's, long time smoker actress. I love it.
Irene Fields ib
He sounds like the narrator of a Sam Spade radio show.
I'm in love with this guy
A real and dry conversation. I loved this. He is a very accomplished improv comedian and those who see him live are lucky. I wish there were more actual conversations like this and less rushed celebrity promotional bits that feel like a waste of time.
Stephen let him talk and it was great!
reminds me of Ferguson, but less crazy
💗💗✌
@@xxxpyrosxxx I just spent the whole day rewatching episodes from Ferguson's show and I don't regret a thing lol. There's no one quite like him
the way Mulaney leans in whenever he's trying to get a proper rise out of Colbert is adorable, it feels very organic and friendly
His little smile after he said “my wife Anna”🥺🥺
Well its Olivia now
It is sad…more so for Anna. Relationships end, and I’m thrilled for John that he’s in love and expecting a baby.
I hope Anna finds the same, someone new who makes her feel like she IS all that and makes her life better than ever before🥰
Get some rest, tall child!
You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!
BIG ASS B!!
Mathieu Dalpé Followed by a Big Ass I
I'M A GAL!
He's beautiful
His was the funniest live show I’ve ever seen. My abs were sore the next day from laughing so hard. And he answered questions and chatted with the audience after!
maremacd is it available on RUclips
I got to see his Kid Gorgeous tour a couple weeks ago and I'm STILL laughing at it lol
I’m going to see it this weekend in Philly. I’m so excited!
So lucky! I wanted to go extremely badly but the closest location to me at the time had tickets starting at like $75 since it was a smallish venue. I couldn’t swing that at the time lol
I got to see him perform in Winnipeg and he had some jokes related to the city which was amazing
The chemistry is weird so I created a theory. John mulaney is actually sipping Stephen Colbert's coffee. Resentment ensues. ☕😒
JD F excellent 😂 we all need more laughs
Two repressed Roman Catholics hoping they don’t sin in the others presence.
JD F omg! I thought the exact same thing for a while😅😂😂
I fucking died omg
"hey. you know what I really like? Big Mouth" that was the worst segue I have ever heard.
"Shut up. Your segue is boring me. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"
It was a rough edit. These interviews often run long, and they cut the 'best' pieces together, resulting in some awkward segues.
@@madnessbydesign1415 nah. Colbert's a bad interviewer. It's been clear since he's started. No flow. Very cobbly.
@@mychannelafc I don't think interviews are his strongest suit. I've always liked Colbert immensely and find his commentary hilarious and witty. And I do like the way he interacts with people, but i agree that structured interviews aren't his best. Jon Stewart was very good with interviews, on the other hand.
I think it's also just John and his ADHD. ADHD people will often switch topics in a way that makes zero sense to anyone but us. I promise there is a very logical thought process in our head, it just never actually gets spoken.
I would pay just about any amount to see this guy live in theatre. He has to be one of the most entertaining and naturally funny comedians anywhere. Nothing contrived about his stories, just brilliantly told in a matter-of-fact manner that has me in stitches at every step. Amazing.
He is effortlessly funny. Like he amuses. Like yeah I made my point I'll stop typing now.
Asif Khan I know I was laughing until my tummy hurt
John Mulaney is one of my favorite human beings --- funny, smart, progressive, handsome, kind, determined to be polite: the total package.
PhillyFrank1 not to mention his feminine hips
His wife practically won the lottery he seems to love her a fuck ton too it's perfect
Bad case of TDS though
@Tim Yac "Total dissolved solids (TDS) is a measure of the dissolved combined content of all inorganic and organic substances present in a liquid in molecular, ionized, or micro-granular (colloidal sol) suspended form. ... More exotic and harmful elements of TDS are pesticides arising from surface runoff." Weird that you can tell that from watching this but I guess everyone has their talent...
And a good conversationalist too!
“you expect more from a swan cause its cosmopolitan!”
“How does John know how to make a cosmopolitan” 🤨
I won't say the name of my brand, it is just an iPhone
Not even close to how he said it but cool... Haha
“I won’t say what brand of phone, but it’s an iPhone” is the actual quote but I guess you got close enough.
It isn't in quotes,and even if it were it would still count as paraphrasing.
I love everything about John mulaney
“I fainted just to appease them” hahaha this guy is so funny would love to see him perform live
I feel like John Mulaney died a little on the inside at 7:47 when Stephen said “yeah.” In response to a good joke that made everyone at least chuckle.
I seen it :( the look of emptiness and anxiety.. lol
I wanna see him do a musical revue with Megan Mullally, just so I can see the poster for 'Mulaney and Mullally'.
New Message you're all over RUclips's comments. Do you ever sleep?
I do sleep! That's what weekends are for.
New Message fair point
@@NewMessage s'ok, we all like you here. Hi again 👋🖐✋
OMG i would pay so much to see megan and john in the same room
that entrance into the handshake at the beginning was hanging so precariously onto being very awkward it's almost impressive. Notice the flash of fear in John's eyes - it really drives it home.
Riight
"I was assuming my dog was possessed."
Yep, that is a quote I always thought I would hear.
no one:
John Mulaney: mY wiFe
Like Ned from the try guys
Just has a nice ring to it
why is this ned
He turned into Borat?
it's so lovely
“You expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan” 🤣his speech pattern is my favorite
*john talks about him fainting*
Me: Get some rest tall child!!
“You’d expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan. It’s sad.” I love this man. You can understand why Bill Hader holds him in such high regards.
I love all of the snl people's relationships with eachother
And he asked "how does John know how to make a cosmopolitan?"
the exact same comment is right under yours on my computer by @ dmjdmj from 3 years ago lmfao
That deep, knowing voice within that warns of geese and ghosts 🤣
The genius behind Hader’s Stefan
I was beaten up by a goose when i was 7 or 8
I read 'ghost' instead of 'goose' and was like, "Well, damn. Was it a green orb, too?"
Were you saved by a friendly fox?
lmao
I was beaten up by a whole bunch of them. I got what I deserved though, I was harassing them😳
Izzy SoDope My Son was Smacked! By one when he was little...right in front of us all !...
People don't BELIEVE until it happens to them...so beware folks.
seems like Stephen doesn’t really appreciate John’s jokes as much as the audience
Honestly i prefer the gentle smile and chuckle to Jimmy Fallons hee haws at every sentence
He seems to be lowkey jealous because 'competition'.
@@musinghamlet8917 nonsense. They are good friends that's why he keeps inviting him back.
@@kitchenkut or it could be the studios and managers, hes not in charge of most of his show.
He built an entire career out of remaining straight-faced. He doesn't usually laugh much.
Nothing like sleep deprivation mixed with dry humor on live television
I simply love listening to John Mulaney on Pandora. It's his voice. The cadence and tone is soothing, funny, and makes so much sense. And ya, that's a ghost. It's a time portal. LOL
I was chased by a group of geese when I was a child, and one of them bit the back of my jacket so I took it off while still running. i’ve never felt more like an action star than I did in that moment.😂😂
You did the right thing 'young child you'!
😂😂😂
Moodi AL abdualjabar yeah that happened to my sister , the attack was quite long. She ended up in the hospital for the night. She cracked a rib..
They are no joke...
Life lesson man: never fuck with any bird that spends their free time in the water because they will bite you
THE WAY HE SMILES WHEN HE MENTIONS HIS WIFE ANNA AT 3:15 AWWWWW THAT IS PRECIOUS
"You know it's a ghost" has the ability to make me laugh as little else does
John's voice is so damn calming
John mulaney can play young Stephen colbert in his biopic... maybe coming soon!
the funniest part is that the school knowing john had fainted a previous two times, made him sit through it again
I like his 'preppie on meth' look.
He's not wrong. Birds are dinosaurs.
That last bit was hilarious 😂
The way he said “You know it’s a ghost!” killed me 😂
YOU KNOW IT'S A GHOST.
Is this Barry Allen's doppelganger?
vinisr12 ikr
Run Barry!
You know that John Mulaney has been a big famous comedian before the CW flash right?
Ryan Brooks a doppelganger isn't someone who came after the person that's referenced. They're just someone who looks eerily alike, so whether he was a comedian before The Flash or not, it doesn't matter.
Time Remnant
Interview started a little slow, but I️ was nearly crying by the end 😂
watching "The miracle of Life" was always the most infamous day in my high school health class.
My hippie sister (literally) brought it home. Never even heard about it at my public high school.. I refused to go to Catholic School after my grade school experiencer..
The little smile he has when he says his wife's name.
I am obsessed with this guy since I firts watch his stand up comedy
I fucking love this man.
I love how John, despite his age, always knows old times references. Like that Mel Torme-line
no one appreciated it!!
3:27 makes me giggle a lot for some reason lolol
John: I had a bit of a nervous breakdown at the farm
Other dude: oh okay-
I cannot love John Mulaney more. My favourite tall child.
I find Stephen to be a little off of late. Mulaney is very funny, but drier than Stephen; he somehow seems not to be able to cope with it. Kills jokes and makes hard cuts in the interview. Ease up Stephen, make your guests shine.
I feel exactly the same, i went looking through comments to see if anyone thought so too.
I thought I was the only one who thought this, for a second.
you can blame the hard cuts on the editing. john mulaney said this interview was originally 17 minutes long.
Jan Willem v.d. Gronden Unrelated, but what's the opposite of dry humor? Wet humor?
Agree
"I'll collapse for you if you cheer loud enough" thats kinda sweet actually
"I don't wanna interrupt your flow but I need you to know..."
I really like this guy. He's got that awkward charm to him. I'd like to sit down and talk about the origin of the universe and meaning of life with this fine goose hunter*, I bet he'd have some... interesting opinions.
MIRACLE OF LIFE
nobody KNOWS
Couple years ago, he did a show at my university. Hilarious story about his childhood encounter with Bill Clinton, blaming himself for the future controversies that had ensued.
Veteran Nintenerd is there a video or transcript of it anywhere?
Irene Fields I think that bit is in one of the comedy specials.
Irene Fields watch his special, Comeback Kid, it's at the end (and hilarious) actually, watch the whole thing! :)
Colbert doesn't get John's humor. I find him hilarious!
3:26 I had a bit of a nerve breakdown “oh okey” he sounded so Canadian
He looks like Grant Gustin a little? don't you think?
Jordan F So it's not just in my head then. 😂
Yessss
I feel like they are one
Mohd Riyas m
Now I cant stop seeing grant everytime I watch Mulaney
I like his type of humour. So funny to me. And Stephen looks like he's enjoying his company.
I just wanna be friends with someone like him like honestly how does he manage to make the most mundane of stories seem so interesting and entertaining
The fact that John chose the special name based on what made his wife laugh is so sweet.
i really really love this man holy shit hes so funny
"What a life that I will collapse for you if you cheer loud enough."
Is anyone else rather struck at the fact that the audience chose _that particular moment_ to start cheering?
7:25
This reminds me at my elementary school there was a Janitor, named Bob, who accidentally spilled some chemicals that some how knocked him out, I think bleach and rubbing alcohol, and his head fell in the toilet and he drowned. Anyways, this school is like 104 years old, its pretty old, and we kinda start a religion based around this guy, called "Bloody Bob." The main symbol was the holy plunger -- a plunger with wings. We would go to worship on Saturdays and to get initiated you had to have toilet water poured on your head. We ourselves must always call him Bloody Bob, but the Awaihas, the leaders, could simply call Him "Bob." There was also a dance we would do, etc, etc.
Anyways, so I thought this cult was not that wide spread, I had seen that someone had drawn the holy plunger on a bathroom stall once and thought it was cool, but then I started seeing graffiti of "Bloody Bob" or "The Holy Plunger" all over my town. It was weird. Even older people, in middle and some in high school were in this thing. It was quite strange.
John Mulaney is absolutely hilarious. And he reminds me so much of myself with the thoughts and anxieties he has. Like Stephen Colbert is just not understanding what he's saying while I am sitting here with a very clear image of his headspace. I dont necessarily believe in ghosts, but that wouldn't stop me from saying we need to leave the cabin immediately due to what I perceived to be a ghost.
Is Stephen Colbert capable of carrying on a conversation without it dying?
Future host
Fuuuuuuuuck, I can definitely see that. Let everyone know that Lance Rose called it.
Jasper Auld lol I hope so
Lance Rose i was looking forward to taking over for seth for Weekend Update but he signed for the NBC show Mulaney
Thomas Hester ... that would have be cool.
Im not the only one who saw the potential! He should replace Jimmy Fallon...
John: "I travel sometimes"
Me: "Delta Airlines" playing in head.
We're delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare
“geese are more cosmopolitan” john doesn’t know how to make a cosmopolitan
I was attacked by a goose while gathering eggs at a friends place. Bloody big strong gander had me trapped and I had to leap into rhododendron bushes trying to escape. It was a crap strategy because it followed me - pecking full force and screeching. I ended up covered in crap with a broken finger and a severely bruised thigh muscle, couldn't walk for two days. That was bad enough. But when I got into work, after two days off, I found out that my manager had taken *great* delight in telling everyone that I was off work because I had been badly goosed in the rhododendrons. Three more years I worked in that place, and they never let me forget it. It was how I was introduced to every new hire.
That's absolutely horrible.
I'm sorry that happened to you
Ahh that's very kind of you, but it was too many years ago to comfortably count. And honestly, on reflection it was kind of hilarious. It's one of my Nieces favourite "My Aunt Has Always Been Crazy' stories. I have many, many, more comical misadventures (including having my shorts & underwear wash out to sea when I went for a wee behind a rock on a deserted beach). The main thing everyone should take away from it is ..... never, *ever* trust a goose!!
But hugs to ya for your kind thought xxxx
This made me laugh. My sttongest, toughest friend is horrified by geese, due to a goose fucking up he received as a 9 or 10 year old. Geese are dicks.
Isn't it though!
In my case they were all located around the upper thighs and buttocks.
I just love how he speaks like from the old times.
I’m glad the watching of “The Miracle of Life” is a health class experience that transcends generations
He has such mad grandpa energy for some reason