John Mulaney Has A Picture Of A Ghost, Maybe

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2017
  • John Mulaney stops by the Late Show between a run of gigs for his 'Kid Gorgeous' stand-up comedy tour and tells Stephen about a recent photo that feature a glowing ball.
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  • @travismt0349
    @travismt0349 5 лет назад +3720

    Ever notice how Mulaney can say the most bizarre and things in a matter of fact way, and then afterwards you think that YOU’RE weird for thinking that’s weird.

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 года назад +36

      YES WHAT THE HECK

    • @wwpetko-6760
      @wwpetko-6760 3 года назад +9

      Right?!?

    • @silversong185
      @silversong185 3 года назад +12

      me when he pronounces nightmare wrong

    • @silversong185
      @silversong185 3 года назад +4

      @@aido6460 as someone who came from southern michigan? yeah probs lmao

    • @agall1013
      @agall1013 Год назад +2

      The man is a genius.

  • @jamilynnbenz
    @jamilynnbenz 5 лет назад +4550

    WHY IS NOBODY ELSE LAUGHING AT THE IMAGE OF JOHN SPRINTING TOWARDS GEESE WITH A 3 FOOT FRENCH BULLDOG RUNNING AT HIS SIDE

    • @ameliagrady
      @ameliagrady 3 года назад +101

      the image of john running alone is hilarious enough but GEESE??? absolutely golden

    • @urmom-wo5yi
      @urmom-wo5yi 3 года назад +31

      Bro my legs are 3 feet long that dog is like 1

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 года назад +1

      Who says we're not? Calm down, for feck's sake.

    • @urmom-wo5yi
      @urmom-wo5yi 3 года назад +6

      Hellwyck your the only one that isn’t calm lol. Just chill

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 3 года назад +2

      Possibly bc the story was more about how he was becoming unhinged on the verge of a breakdown lol

  • @tonycollins3155
    @tonycollins3155 4 года назад +6280

    Pretty sure John Mulaney was John Mulaney in his past life..

    • @biancaiveliz6220
      @biancaiveliz6220 4 года назад +16

      Lmaooo xD

    • @smilingnsingin4445
      @smilingnsingin4445 4 года назад +20

      That is a hilarious comment!

    • @chyld7710
      @chyld7710 4 года назад +160

      Mulaney is just immortal in general. Right when he got use to the 50s, he decided "yeah, this is nice." And now, he has decided to be a 50s man for the rest of his life.

    • @LilithGrey...FromHell
      @LilithGrey...FromHell 4 года назад +1

      Lol wut😂

    • @stevieyork9599
      @stevieyork9599 3 года назад +7

      This is the observation I never knew I needed 👾❤🤯

  • @imakestuff9455
    @imakestuff9455 6 лет назад +10277

    Stephen looks like he's questioning John's sanity the whole time

    • @bethe192
      @bethe192 5 лет назад +188

      he is, but in a very loving, hey , if the tests come back positive bud, we are gonna be down for taking care of you LOL!!! It will allllll beeee okaaaaayyyyy....pat pat pat.. I think Stephen is more mesmerized by John's incredibly animated and colorful face, you really dont look away when the dude's talking....It is serious art at its most unique! I Love! John M passionately, his face, idk, DELIGHTS ME? that the right phrase?? Yes, it feels right, I think it needs to stay. A thank you has got to go out to this guy's brain. It brings us so many chances to laugh til we are g.d. near injured!! And yes!! We need that now! Ill go now, with a tip of my hat to this young genius. Don't wear hats, but it'd be tipped for John, were there hats. I LOVE YOU MAN!!!! 😂 Please always be ...somewhere. xxooo!!!!

    • @Mike_Ka-Chowski
      @Mike_Ka-Chowski 5 лет назад +164

      That look he pulled when he said "...sure" made me laugh

    • @jadeallisonhollingsworth
      @jadeallisonhollingsworth 5 лет назад +43

      Aren’t we all?

    • @lilyparker6611
      @lilyparker6611 5 лет назад +12

      @@jadeallisonhollingsworth Lol legit what I was going to say

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 4 года назад +18

      Stephen over the years have seem to forgotten what a comedy skit is.

  • @blkfoxninja
    @blkfoxninja 6 лет назад +11921

    “Not the same as a goose, but you expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan” - that killed me

    • @carriel3054
      @carriel3054 6 лет назад +143

      Geese are to swans as rats are to squirrels. :)

    • @SD_702
      @SD_702 6 лет назад +28

      Crying at that line.

    • @Hello-op1ct
      @Hello-op1ct 5 лет назад +28

      That reminded me of Craig from Parks & Rec 😂

    • @valhalla1240
      @valhalla1240 5 лет назад +59

      "It started with a couple that didn't look contemporary."
      John always feels like that John Fraser movie "Blast from the past", where the main character grew up in a bunker, concealed from the outside world and then re-enters modern times, but with the pure innocence of a gentleman from the early 60ies.

    • @ficka1278
      @ficka1278 5 лет назад

      P

  • @agut.3263
    @agut.3263 5 лет назад +5103

    Stephen: do you have kids?
    John, immediately: *no I have a dog though*

    • @tati3861
      @tati3861 4 года назад +10

      well i mean this is staged

    • @Jason-hw4tf
      @Jason-hw4tf 4 года назад +3

      Same thing

    • @baggervance7652
      @baggervance7652 4 года назад +2

      He would be a funny prankster Dad!

    • @ainsleyking7372
      @ainsleyking7372 4 года назад +19

      No, he has Pete and Petunia

    • @nh39791
      @nh39791 3 года назад +6

      he looked so ready to talk about petunia too lmao

  • @whizzersterriblehorribleno773
    @whizzersterriblehorribleno773 4 года назад +3717

    “Do you have children?”
    “No, but I have a dog :)”
    ....could be a nursery

  • @michellee806
    @michellee806 6 лет назад +7921

    Wow I didn't know he had so much anxiety.
    I bet he gets nervous on airplanes.

    • @janierose4786
      @janierose4786 5 лет назад +1029

      Probably. He should tell his doctor. See if he can get Xanax or something.

    • @storagecat
      @storagecat 4 года назад +880

      But make an appointment thats not so suspicious...say frequent urination?

    • @trinxx__
      @trinxx__ 4 года назад +653

      krazyperson97 hopefully he knows how many times is too much to say

    • @zac6876
      @zac6876 4 года назад +536

      Amazin Trinity if he doesn't know, though, I hope he thinks to refuse any unneeded tests

    • @sanitycaycay2507
      @sanitycaycay2507 4 года назад +429

      @@zac6876 OOOOOOoooooh, he didn't and He'S sOrRy.

  • @londeyloos
    @londeyloos 6 лет назад +16418

    Whenever John Mulaney talks about his childhood, it startles me that he’s from the 90’s. I always assume he’s a classy performer from the 1950’s.

    • @ectoproductions8278
      @ectoproductions8278 5 лет назад +564

      London Iverson that’s because he’s immortal

    • @erxs
      @erxs 5 лет назад +202

      @@ectoproductions8278 bold of you to assume that he's not

    • @666Dubhe
      @666Dubhe 5 лет назад +198

      he's from the 80's, though your point still stands

    • @bambiitree1673
      @bambiitree1673 5 лет назад +283

      Obviously he was frozen in the 50s and has just been de-thawed, Captain America style

    • @annonimooseq1246
      @annonimooseq1246 5 лет назад +66

      Remember, he “likes old fashion things”

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 лет назад +5499

    "and also I didn't want to say out loud what my plan was, in case the ghosts were listening"! LMAOOOOO!

    • @AngelOfMusic20
      @AngelOfMusic20 5 лет назад +10

      I fucking lost it!

    • @madnessbydesign1415
      @madnessbydesign1415 5 лет назад +30

      That's just common sense... :)

    • @Brando501st
      @Brando501st 5 лет назад +5

      I was looking for this comment! I lost it cuz I was kinda thinking about the same movie situation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @harleyroesner1274
      @harleyroesner1274 5 лет назад +12

      He and I have basically the same thought process

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 лет назад +2

      That's exactly what I do XD

  • @jenniferlee9577
    @jenniferlee9577 5 лет назад +2203

    "I ran towards them and they flew away and it was very amusing"
    John has the brain of a 10 year old in the amusement department

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Год назад

      Cocaine tends to do that to people

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Год назад +1

      “In the amusement department”?
      Where is that?

    • @theboogeyman2590
      @theboogeyman2590 Год назад

      @@calisongbird they mean "amusement wise, John's brain is like a 10 yr old". like if you look at what makes him amused.

  • @imtoto813
    @imtoto813 5 лет назад +1997

    I need footage of Anna calling John a "city boy"

    • @natalie8214
      @natalie8214 5 лет назад +3

      MissFlauschig fhdhshshd i love your profile pic!!!

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 года назад +14

      Idk if it’s just me but I heard him saying that and imagined his wife with like a southern accent

    • @WhisperNanny
      @WhisperNanny 4 года назад +24

      Me, a girl named Anna: *turns to John*
      CITY BOY

    • @samanthavictoria3308
      @samanthavictoria3308 4 года назад +1

      Hopetown omg your pfp is gossip by sws!

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon 3 года назад +10

      i just need footage of anna absolutely roasting the shit outta john

  • @giareneeble
    @giareneeble 6 лет назад +10064

    I LOVE the way this man speaks. His way of constructing a sentence makes him probably my favorite person to listen to. I’d love to have a conversation with him.

    • @emd4390
      @emd4390 5 лет назад +151

      Gia Williams He was an English major

    • @jsan521705
      @jsan521705 5 лет назад +40

      He should actually be the new host of prairie home companion

    • @stephaniegenova5469
      @stephaniegenova5469 5 лет назад +19

      Gia Williams I'd be happy to host a dinner party, we could sit and eat and talk all night!

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 4 года назад +20

      @@stephaniegenova5469
      I always think that, also with Trevor Noah - I'd just love to have conversations with certain people. I'd love to come! I'm Scottish in the US. :)
      Perhaps this is how people should make new friends these days!

    • @shantaalweaver
      @shantaalweaver 4 года назад +62

      He paid $120,000 for an English degree. I'd hope so hahaha

  • @dmjdmj
    @dmjdmj 6 лет назад +5479

    "You'd expect more from a swan because it's more cosmopolitan". Amazing. No wonder Bill Hader holds him in such high regards.

    • @greer8719
      @greer8719 5 лет назад +17

      I was gonna like this but it’s at 666 likes so I’ll leave it

    • @jonahbardwell551
      @jonahbardwell551 5 лет назад +13

      @@greer8719
      You're good now

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 5 лет назад +20

      I love how genuinely he said that too!

    • @damunaik4
      @damunaik4 4 года назад +8

      I didn't get the joke but I was wondering why are John Mulaney's videos in my recommended when I'm actually binging on Bill Hader

    • @katrinac.5730
      @katrinac.5730 4 года назад +23

      @@damunaik4 You'll get there, after Bill, it leads to John eventually

  • @erinlol4066
    @erinlol4066 6 лет назад +3564

    *_D A D D Y ' S G O N E_*

  • @georgiacamacho3706
    @georgiacamacho3706 5 лет назад +719

    "I had a bit of a nervous breakdown while I was at the farm"
    "Oh okay"

    • @stephanie22345
      @stephanie22345 4 года назад +35

      Me at my next therapy appointment

  • @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000
    @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000 6 лет назад +5518

    He’s looks like the living embodiment of a 20’s radio show host

    • @LoganWarren444
      @LoganWarren444 6 лет назад +27

      Splurgabonn Nephlhogg Shit he does

    • @jime3281
      @jime3281 5 лет назад +22

      Brian fuck you

    • @agut.3263
      @agut.3263 5 лет назад +3

      Splurgabonn Nephlhogg well he is

    • @samara4367
      @samara4367 5 лет назад +13

      He sounds like the living embodiment of a 20’s radio show host.

    • @-.-9021
      @-.-9021 5 лет назад +6

      He looks like he’s about to say “welcome to the twilight zone”

  • @natattack1235
    @natattack1235 5 лет назад +1310

    *"Was it really a ghost you saw, mother? Or was it just me all along?"*

    • @space_air6074
      @space_air6074 4 года назад +41

      *"so that's why you don't give to charity. i'm kidding."*

    • @samanthavictoria3308
      @samanthavictoria3308 4 года назад +47

      “LETS NOT TALK ABOUT PENELOPE. *OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS”*

    • @fiaflora9585
      @fiaflora9585 4 года назад +5

      I loved that line 😂 it made me laugh so hard

    • @foodguy9600
      @foodguy9600 3 года назад +2

      Whenever John Mulaney talks about his childhood, it startles me that he’s from the 90’s. I always assume he’s a classy performer from the 1950’s.

    • @brookklym_
      @brookklym_ 3 года назад +5

      “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”

  • @IronLucario2012
    @IronLucario2012 4 года назад +761

    John: "If I saw a ball of green light on my dog in real life, I'd bow down to it"
    Stephen (mentally): "Now we don't have time to unpack all that..."

  • @theprettyoftheodd7997
    @theprettyoftheodd7997 5 лет назад +273

    Trinity is now complete:
    You know, the way you talk to your grandma
    You know, the way you talk to a child
    You know the way you talk to your wife

  • @MadeleineCopeHannah
    @MadeleineCopeHannah 6 лет назад +1905

    This is a ghost, could be a nursery.

    • @jenniferanderson9695
      @jenniferanderson9695 6 лет назад +6

      M W. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xcarkeysx1190
      @xcarkeysx1190 5 лет назад +60

      This is an underrated RUclips comment
      Could be a nursery.

    • @michellesantillanes5529
      @michellesantillanes5529 5 лет назад +49

      This is a haunted farm in Connecticut, could be a nursery

    • @xcarkeysx1190
      @xcarkeysx1190 5 лет назад +31

      Michelle Santillanes this is my father’s coffin...
      Could be a nursery.

    • @michellesantillanes5529
      @michellesantillanes5529 5 лет назад +45

      XcarkeysX this is a secondary location, could be a nursery

  • @MsSarcasticSmirk
    @MsSarcasticSmirk 6 лет назад +1312

    "I would just bow down in front of her and be like, I'll do whatever you want."
    "...Hey, you know what I really like? Big Mouth."

    • @itzzbowserjr
      @itzzbowserjr 4 года назад +15

      I know this comment is two years old, but I just found this video and was scrolling through the comments and I read this Right as it played in the video itself.

    • @unicornsprinkles3277
      @unicornsprinkles3277 4 года назад +6

      I know right I legit thought I skipped something

  • @hilariousness6644
    @hilariousness6644 4 года назад +473

    John Mulaney is an interviewer's dream. He's a storyteller, hilarious, quirky, intelligent with a timeless melange of a modern Mid-Atlantic accent or Announcer voice.

    • @wolfden6135
      @wolfden6135 3 года назад +17

      And an asian American girl too

    • @mushroom_gal490
      @mushroom_gal490 3 года назад +12

      @@wolfden6135 woman* excuse you. Respect her 😤

    • @herenow4550
      @herenow4550 3 года назад +1

      he and david spade are my favorite interviews to watch

  • @MarsLonsen
    @MarsLonsen 5 лет назад +172

    "John Mulaney Has A Picture Of A Ghost, Maybe" is a joke all by itself

  • @betsyh5243
    @betsyh5243 6 лет назад +6277

    13 year old: "He's got feminine hips"
    John: "That's what I'm sensitive about!"

    • @trumpugradguate9112
      @trumpugradguate9112 6 лет назад +70

      Ha, that was probably my favorite bit from him.

    • @bioblastbeats6450
      @bioblastbeats6450 6 лет назад +152

      "Look at that high waisted man!"

    • @joescott778
      @joescott778 6 лет назад +42

      He's got feminine hips!

    • @danielnemire
      @danielnemire 6 лет назад +34

      “No that’s something I’m sensitive about”*

    • @tigerrrrrz2424
      @tigerrrrrz2424 5 лет назад +60

      Excuse you he's a proud asian american woman

  • @EsWirdSpaet
    @EsWirdSpaet 6 лет назад +4074

    the new buzzfeed unsolved looks great

    • @kitkatratat
      @kitkatratat 6 лет назад +22

      EsWirdSpaet damn you beat me to this joke hahaha

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 6 лет назад +8

      kitkatratat very well placed, even for an whole ass like me... :-)

    • @signalred540
      @signalred540 5 лет назад +31

      he needs to be a guest on bfu

    • @abbygarton4428
      @abbygarton4428 5 лет назад +3

      I laughed so hard at this omg😂

    • @ellafalcon1777
      @ellafalcon1777 4 года назад +5

      Now I want him to be in a video with Ryan and Shane.

  • @kaeragriffin4323
    @kaeragriffin4323 4 года назад +93

    stephen's mild little "oh okay" in response to "I had a nervous breakdown at the farm" at 3:29

  • @_knife.exe_3968
    @_knife.exe_3968 3 года назад +41

    John: "I'll collapse for you if you cheer loud enough"
    *the crowd cheering loudly*

  • @marshhen
    @marshhen 6 лет назад +2866

    A real and dry conversation. I loved this. He is a very accomplished improv comedian and those who see him live are lucky. I wish there were more actual conversations like this and less rushed celebrity promotional bits that feel like a waste of time.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 лет назад +87

      Stephen let him talk and it was great!

    • @xxxpyrosxxx
      @xxxpyrosxxx 6 лет назад +12

      reminds me of Ferguson, but less crazy

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 5 лет назад +2

      💗💗✌

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 4 года назад +1

      @@xxxpyrosxxx I just spent the whole day rewatching episodes from Ferguson's show and I don't regret a thing lol. There's no one quite like him

  • @irenek7291
    @irenek7291 6 лет назад +2492

    I like listening to this guy talk

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 6 лет назад +11

      Irene Fields His comedy specials are great! I think they're both on Netflix.

    • @Raxilla
      @Raxilla 6 лет назад +65

      Me too. He has a very distinct cadence and tone. It's almost turn of the century mid-Atlantic, 1940's, long time smoker actress. I love it.

    • @Sbabyblue
      @Sbabyblue 6 лет назад

      Irene Fields ib

    • @mediamannaman
      @mediamannaman 5 лет назад +2

      He sounds like the narrator of a Sam Spade radio show.

    • @charliebrown5755
      @charliebrown5755 5 лет назад +4

      I'm in love with this guy

  • @JD.727
    @JD.727 6 лет назад +533

    The chemistry is weird so I created a theory. John mulaney is actually sipping Stephen Colbert's coffee. Resentment ensues. ☕😒

    • @sparklinglemon-limepop8442
      @sparklinglemon-limepop8442 5 лет назад +2

      JD F excellent 😂 we all need more laughs

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 4 года назад +49

      Two repressed Roman Catholics hoping they don’t sin in the others presence.

    • @moonblossom7903
      @moonblossom7903 3 года назад +2

      JD F omg! I thought the exact same thing for a while😅😂😂

    • @ada.3880
      @ada.3880 3 года назад +2

      I fucking died omg

  • @latrodectahespara2728
    @latrodectahespara2728 6 лет назад +118

    the way Mulaney leans in whenever he's trying to get a proper rise out of Colbert is adorable, it feels very organic and friendly

  • @ashmitanandy
    @ashmitanandy 6 лет назад +9021

    Get some rest, tall child!

  • @maremacd
    @maremacd 6 лет назад +4617

    His was the funniest live show I’ve ever seen. My abs were sore the next day from laughing so hard. And he answered questions and chatted with the audience after!

    • @aneesh.joseph
      @aneesh.joseph 6 лет назад +5

      maremacd is it available on RUclips

    • @tiffanichavez8127
      @tiffanichavez8127 6 лет назад +28

      I got to see his Kid Gorgeous tour a couple weeks ago and I'm STILL laughing at it lol

    • @ajdarc7130
      @ajdarc7130 6 лет назад +6

      I’m going to see it this weekend in Philly. I’m so excited!

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 6 лет назад +4

      So lucky! I wanted to go extremely badly but the closest location to me at the time had tickets starting at like $75 since it was a smallish venue. I couldn’t swing that at the time lol

    • @726Ian
      @726Ian 6 лет назад +2

      I got to see him perform in Winnipeg and he had some jokes related to the city which was amazing

  • @renaw8077
    @renaw8077 3 года назад +47

    His little smile after he said “my wife Anna”🥺🥺

    • @ssgore988
      @ssgore988 2 года назад +2

      Well its Olivia now

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 2 года назад +1

      It is sad…more so for Anna. Relationships end, and I’m thrilled for John that he’s in love and expecting a baby.
      I hope Anna finds the same, someone new who makes her feel like she IS all that and makes her life better than ever before🥰

  • @thrynclair
    @thrynclair 6 лет назад +2520

    "hey. you know what I really like? Big Mouth" that was the worst segue I have ever heard.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 лет назад +80

      "Shut up. Your segue is boring me. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"

    • @madnessbydesign1415
      @madnessbydesign1415 5 лет назад +242

      It was a rough edit. These interviews often run long, and they cut the 'best' pieces together, resulting in some awkward segues.

    • @mychannelafc
      @mychannelafc 4 года назад +41

      @@madnessbydesign1415 nah. Colbert's a bad interviewer. It's been clear since he's started. No flow. Very cobbly.

    • @sandydog426
      @sandydog426 4 года назад +59

      @@mychannelafc I don't think interviews are his strongest suit. I've always liked Colbert immensely and find his commentary hilarious and witty. And I do like the way he interacts with people, but i agree that structured interviews aren't his best. Jon Stewart was very good with interviews, on the other hand.

    • @littlebunnyfoufou1
      @littlebunnyfoufou1 3 года назад +23

      I think it's also just John and his ADHD. ADHD people will often switch topics in a way that makes zero sense to anyone but us. I promise there is a very logical thought process in our head, it just never actually gets spoken.

  • @grantpritchard7492
    @grantpritchard7492 6 лет назад +471

    I would pay just about any amount to see this guy live in theatre. He has to be one of the most entertaining and naturally funny comedians anywhere. Nothing contrived about his stories, just brilliantly told in a matter-of-fact manner that has me in stitches at every step. Amazing.

  • @khan.2705
    @khan.2705 6 лет назад +609

    He is effortlessly funny. Like he amuses. Like yeah I made my point I'll stop typing now.

    • @emmy6909
      @emmy6909 6 лет назад +2

      Asif Khan I know I was laughing until my tummy hurt

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 6 лет назад +436

    John Mulaney is one of my favorite human beings --- funny, smart, progressive, handsome, kind, determined to be polite: the total package.

    • @langdonalger9219
      @langdonalger9219 5 лет назад +29

      PhillyFrank1 not to mention his feminine hips

    • @madisonmathis9422
      @madisonmathis9422 4 года назад +17

      His wife practically won the lottery he seems to love her a fuck ton too it's perfect

    • @timyac
      @timyac 4 года назад +1

      Bad case of TDS though

    • @ziggygunz2447
      @ziggygunz2447 4 года назад +7

      @Tim Yac "Total dissolved solids (TDS) is a measure of the dissolved combined content of all inorganic and organic substances present in a liquid in molecular, ionized, or micro-granular (colloidal sol) suspended form. ... More exotic and harmful elements of TDS are pesticides arising from surface runoff." Weird that you can tell that from watching this but I guess everyone has their talent...

    • @adi9296
      @adi9296 4 года назад +1

      And a good conversationalist too!

  • @emsmnms3507
    @emsmnms3507 5 лет назад +173

    “you expect more from a swan cause its cosmopolitan!”

    • @emilygarza7197
      @emilygarza7197 3 года назад +1

      “How does John know how to make a cosmopolitan” 🤨

  • @grimmm421
    @grimmm421 5 лет назад +295

    no one:
    John Mulaney: mY wiFe

  • @imicca
    @imicca 6 лет назад +3388

    I won't say the name of my brand, it is just an iPhone

    • @disruptityourself
      @disruptityourself 5 лет назад +11

      Not even close to how he said it but cool... Haha

    • @mgsquared5204
      @mgsquared5204 5 лет назад +59

      “I won’t say what brand of phone, but it’s an iPhone” is the actual quote but I guess you got close enough.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 4 года назад

      It isn't in quotes,and even if it were it would still count as paraphrasing.

  • @maryamkeraif8942
    @maryamkeraif8942 4 года назад +60

    I feel like John Mulaney died a little on the inside at 7:47 when Stephen said “yeah.” In response to a good joke that made everyone at least chuckle.

    • @starlenegray5901
      @starlenegray5901 3 года назад +6

      I seen it :( the look of emptiness and anxiety.. lol

  • @dr.little7311
    @dr.little7311 4 года назад +250

    “You’d expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan. It’s sad.” I love this man. You can understand why Bill Hader holds him in such high regards.

    • @bella-jt9cb
      @bella-jt9cb 3 года назад +3

      I love all of the snl people's relationships with eachother

    • @andreabandy6713
      @andreabandy6713 3 года назад +4

      And he asked "how does John know how to make a cosmopolitan?"

    • @kimiandre8300
      @kimiandre8300 3 года назад

      the exact same comment is right under yours on my computer by @ dmjdmj from 3 years ago lmfao

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 5 лет назад +60

    "I was assuming my dog was possessed."
    Yep, that is a quote I always thought I would hear.

  • @greta6336
    @greta6336 5 лет назад +45

    that entrance into the handshake at the beginning was hanging so precariously onto being very awkward it's almost impressive. Notice the flash of fear in John's eyes - it really drives it home.

  • @ameliesayshola8854
    @ameliesayshola8854 6 лет назад +45

    “I fainted just to appease them” hahaha this guy is so funny would love to see him perform live

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 4 года назад +21

    “You expect more of a swan because it’s more cosmopolitan” 🤣his speech pattern is my favorite

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +308

    I wanna see him do a musical revue with Megan Mullally, just so I can see the poster for 'Mulaney and Mullally'.

    • @A-FELIX
      @A-FELIX 6 лет назад +8

      New Message you're all over RUclips's comments. Do you ever sleep?

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 6 лет назад +16

      I do sleep! That's what weekends are for.

    • @A-FELIX
      @A-FELIX 6 лет назад +4

      New Message fair point

    • @bethe192
      @bethe192 5 лет назад +3

      @@NewMessage s'ok, we all like you here. Hi again 👋🖐✋

    • @lucyhannah1227
      @lucyhannah1227 5 лет назад

      OMG i would pay so much to see megan and john in the same room

  • @elizahansen1777
    @elizahansen1777 5 лет назад +59

    *john talks about him fainting*
    Me: Get some rest tall child!!

  • @cd8467
    @cd8467 6 лет назад +518

    seems like Stephen doesn’t really appreciate John’s jokes as much as the audience

    • @ninjagonzalez
      @ninjagonzalez 5 лет назад +163

      Honestly i prefer the gentle smile and chuckle to Jimmy Fallons hee haws at every sentence

    • @musinghamlet8917
      @musinghamlet8917 5 лет назад +24

      He seems to be lowkey jealous because 'competition'.

    • @kitchenkut
      @kitchenkut 4 года назад +42

      @@musinghamlet8917 nonsense. They are good friends that's why he keeps inviting him back.

    • @pegsies.
      @pegsies. 4 года назад +3

      @@kitchenkut or it could be the studios and managers, hes not in charge of most of his show.

    • @rspeak5768
      @rspeak5768 4 года назад +25

      He built an entire career out of remaining straight-faced. He doesn't usually laugh much.

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 6 лет назад +117

    Nothing like sleep deprivation mixed with dry humor on live television

  • @sabrinathaiii
    @sabrinathaiii 6 лет назад +434

    I love everything about John mulaney

  • @moodialabdualjabar2121
    @moodialabdualjabar2121 6 лет назад +308

    I was chased by a group of geese when I was a child, and one of them bit the back of my jacket so I took it off while still running. i’ve never felt more like an action star than I did in that moment.😂😂

    • @littlewoodimp
      @littlewoodimp 6 лет назад +5

      You did the right thing 'young child you'!

    • @RosySpeaks
      @RosySpeaks 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад +1

      Moodi AL abdualjabar yeah that happened to my sister , the attack was quite long. She ended up in the hospital for the night. She cracked a rib..
      They are no joke...

    • @radicalronin
      @radicalronin 4 года назад

      Life lesson man: never fuck with any bird that spends their free time in the water because they will bite you

  • @LeighAnneMarie
    @LeighAnneMarie 5 лет назад +49

    That deep, knowing voice within that warns of geese and ghosts 🤣

  • @saracarr3382
    @saracarr3382 4 года назад +14

    "You know it's a ghost" has the ability to make me laugh as little else does

  • @IzzySoDope
    @IzzySoDope 6 лет назад +1824

    I was beaten up by a goose when i was 7 or 8

    • @Prizzlesticks
      @Prizzlesticks 6 лет назад +69

      I read 'ghost' instead of 'goose' and was like, "Well, damn. Was it a green orb, too?"

    • @matbroomfield
      @matbroomfield 6 лет назад +5

      Were you saved by a friendly fox?

    • @bobstonedrewes4010
      @bobstonedrewes4010 6 лет назад +4

      lmao

    • @Kap3lka
      @Kap3lka 6 лет назад +35

      I was beaten up by a whole bunch of them. I got what I deserved though, I was harassing them😳

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 6 лет назад +7

      Izzy SoDope My Son was Smacked! By one when he was little...right in front of us all !...
      People don't BELIEVE until it happens to them...so beware folks.

  • @vinisr12
    @vinisr12 6 лет назад +522

    Is this Barry Allen's doppelganger?

    • @bobstonedrewes4010
      @bobstonedrewes4010 6 лет назад +4

      vinisr12 ikr

    • @robertopasqualini9399
      @robertopasqualini9399 6 лет назад +3

      Run Barry!

    • @naryrokobs1847
      @naryrokobs1847 6 лет назад +3

      You know that John Mulaney has been a big famous comedian before the CW flash right?

    • @katelyncozzi7904
      @katelyncozzi7904 6 лет назад +19

      Ryan Brooks a doppelganger isn't someone who came after the person that's referenced. They're just someone who looks eerily alike, so whether he was a comedian before The Flash or not, it doesn't matter.

    • @Mike_Ka-Chowski
      @Mike_Ka-Chowski 5 лет назад +4

      Time Remnant

  • @Anna-cg1pn
    @Anna-cg1pn 3 года назад +9

    the funniest part is that the school knowing john had fainted a previous two times, made him sit through it again

  • @jenakumiki703
    @jenakumiki703 5 лет назад +7

    THE WAY HE SMILES WHEN HE MENTIONS HIS WIFE ANNA AT 3:15 AWWWWW THAT IS PRECIOUS

  • @nadimzaidi
    @nadimzaidi 6 лет назад +92

    The genius behind Hader’s Stefan

  • @karenlm9062
    @karenlm9062 6 лет назад +94

    I simply love listening to John Mulaney on Pandora. It's his voice. The cadence and tone is soothing, funny, and makes so much sense. And ya, that's a ghost. It's a time portal. LOL

  • @RollingOrmond
    @RollingOrmond 5 лет назад +39

    I like his 'preppie on meth' look.

  • @JenniferDelRey
    @JenniferDelRey 4 года назад +8

    The way he said “You know it’s a ghost!” killed me 😂

  • @Sueloveschoc
    @Sueloveschoc 6 лет назад +380

    John mulaney can play young Stephen colbert in his biopic... maybe coming soon!

  • @thekid3653
    @thekid3653 6 лет назад +156

    John's voice is so damn calming

  • @neonoires
    @neonoires 5 лет назад +30

    YOU KNOW IT'S A GHOST.

  • @hollygibbons5385
    @hollygibbons5385 5 лет назад +18

    watching "The miracle of Life" was always the most infamous day in my high school health class.

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 4 года назад +1

      My hippie sister (literally) brought it home. Never even heard about it at my public high school.. I refused to go to Catholic School after my grade school experiencer..

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 6 лет назад +158

    Couple years ago, he did a show at my university. Hilarious story about his childhood encounter with Bill Clinton, blaming himself for the future controversies that had ensued.

    • @irenek7291
      @irenek7291 6 лет назад +1

      Veteran Nintenerd is there a video or transcript of it anywhere?

    • @mellowhero3520
      @mellowhero3520 6 лет назад

      Irene Fields I think that bit is in one of the comedy specials.

    • @atzyrkseyer
      @atzyrkseyer 6 лет назад +12

      Irene Fields watch his special, Comeback Kid, it's at the end (and hilarious) actually, watch the whole thing! :)

  • @skyeplus
    @skyeplus 6 лет назад +66

    He's not wrong. Birds are dinosaurs.

  • @iris5403
    @iris5403 4 года назад +26

    7:25
    This reminds me at my elementary school there was a Janitor, named Bob, who accidentally spilled some chemicals that some how knocked him out, I think bleach and rubbing alcohol, and his head fell in the toilet and he drowned. Anyways, this school is like 104 years old, its pretty old, and we kinda start a religion based around this guy, called "Bloody Bob." The main symbol was the holy plunger -- a plunger with wings. We would go to worship on Saturdays and to get initiated you had to have toilet water poured on your head. We ourselves must always call him Bloody Bob, but the Awaihas, the leaders, could simply call Him "Bob." There was also a dance we would do, etc, etc.
    Anyways, so I thought this cult was not that wide spread, I had seen that someone had drawn the holy plunger on a bathroom stall once and thought it was cool, but then I started seeing graffiti of "Bloody Bob" or "The Holy Plunger" all over my town. It was weird. Even older people, in middle and some in high school were in this thing. It was quite strange.

  • @azurragames298
    @azurragames298 4 года назад +11

    3:27 makes me giggle a lot for some reason lolol
    John: I had a bit of a nervous breakdown at the farm
    Other dude: oh okay-

  • @cloudwatcher608
    @cloudwatcher608 6 лет назад +123

    Interview started a little slow, but I️ was nearly crying by the end 😂

  • @jordanf9257
    @jordanf9257 6 лет назад +3404

    He looks like Grant Gustin a little? don't you think?

  • @TimeARDISpace
    @TimeARDISpace 5 лет назад +9

    The little smile he has when he says his wife's name.

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee 5 лет назад +13

    I love how John, despite his age, always knows old times references. Like that Mel Torme-line

  • @loyisomase2501
    @loyisomase2501 6 лет назад +127

    That last bit was hilarious 😂

  • @RajSingh-qc6lq
    @RajSingh-qc6lq 6 лет назад +112

    I really like this guy. He's got that awkward charm to him. I'd like to sit down and talk about the origin of the universe and meaning of life with this fine goose hunter*, I bet he'd have some... interesting opinions.

  • @lynneshawe9714
    @lynneshawe9714 4 года назад +20

    Colbert doesn't get John's humor. I find him hilarious!

  • @aj3295
    @aj3295 3 года назад +5

    "I don't wanna interrupt your flow but I need you to know..."

  • @DiogoF.
    @DiogoF. 6 лет назад +163

    I am obsessed with this guy since I firts watch his stand up comedy

  • @littlewoodimp
    @littlewoodimp 6 лет назад +114

    I was attacked by a goose while gathering eggs at a friends place. Bloody big strong gander had me trapped and I had to leap into rhododendron bushes trying to escape. It was a crap strategy because it followed me - pecking full force and screeching. I ended up covered in crap with a broken finger and a severely bruised thigh muscle, couldn't walk for two days. That was bad enough. But when I got into work, after two days off, I found out that my manager had taken *great* delight in telling everyone that I was off work because I had been badly goosed in the rhododendrons. Three more years I worked in that place, and they never let me forget it. It was how I was introduced to every new hire.

    • @grassh0per279
      @grassh0per279 6 лет назад +9

      That's absolutely horrible.
      I'm sorry that happened to you

    • @littlewoodimp
      @littlewoodimp 6 лет назад +13

      Ahh that's very kind of you, but it was too many years ago to comfortably count. And honestly, on reflection it was kind of hilarious. It's one of my Nieces favourite "My Aunt Has Always Been Crazy' stories. I have many, many, more comical misadventures (including having my shorts & underwear wash out to sea when I went for a wee behind a rock on a deserted beach). The main thing everyone should take away from it is ..... never, *ever* trust a goose!!
      But hugs to ya for your kind thought xxxx

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 6 лет назад +3

      This made me laugh. My sttongest, toughest friend is horrified by geese, due to a goose fucking up he received as a 9 or 10 year old. Geese are dicks.

    • @littlewoodimp
      @littlewoodimp 6 лет назад

      Isn't it though!

    • @littlewoodimp
      @littlewoodimp 6 лет назад +1

      In my case they were all located around the upper thighs and buttocks.

  • @meiji4785
    @meiji4785 5 лет назад +6

    "I'll collapse for you if you cheer loud enough" thats kinda sweet actually

  • @ShadowyKatz
    @ShadowyKatz 5 лет назад +10

    John: "I travel sometimes"
    Me: "Delta Airlines" playing in head.

    • @awhryan
      @awhryan 3 года назад

      We're delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare

  • @NotYurAverageJoe
    @NotYurAverageJoe 6 лет назад +68

    I fucking love this man.

  • @voodoofairy
    @voodoofairy 6 лет назад +190

    Anyone else think John Mulaney is one of those kids on a paranormal show who points to their past life selves in the background of a Buster Keaton flick?
    Like, he's a reincarnated Chaplin era actor who really found his stride this lifetime?

    • @shelby9836
      @shelby9836 5 лет назад +2

      Brian get some better insults my dude

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @JadeDude1973
      @JadeDude1973 5 лет назад

      He's like a clone of BOTH Venture Brothers.

  • @billiea.566
    @billiea.566 5 лет назад +4

    I just wanna be friends with someone like him like honestly how does he manage to make the most mundane of stories seem so interesting and entertaining

  • @cooper8184
    @cooper8184 4 года назад +9

    3:26 I had a bit of a nerve breakdown “oh okey” he sounded so Canadian

  • @jessegandy4510
    @jessegandy4510 6 лет назад +85

    Is Stephen Colbert capable of carrying on a conversation without it dying?

  • @boostover3941
    @boostover3941 6 лет назад +27

    I cannot love John Mulaney more. My favourite tall child.

  • @Night-gj5ng
    @Night-gj5ng 3 года назад +1

    "have you ever seen a ghost?!
    I was over on the bench"

  • @gabvillagepanda
    @gabvillagepanda 3 года назад +2

    4:11 well, he finally said it
    John Mulaney binge watchers would know

  • @lando6486
    @lando6486 6 лет назад +965

    Future host

    • @Horus-Lupercal
      @Horus-Lupercal 6 лет назад +35

      Fuuuuuuuuck, I can definitely see that. Let everyone know that Lance Rose called it.

    • @lando6486
      @lando6486 6 лет назад +5

      Jasper Auld lol I hope so

    • @thomashester2
      @thomashester2 6 лет назад

      Lance Rose i was looking forward to taking over for seth for Weekend Update but he signed for the NBC show Mulaney

    • @breakingthemasks
      @breakingthemasks 6 лет назад

      Thomas Hester ... that would have be cool.

    • @kenzab.9375
      @kenzab.9375 6 лет назад +16

      Im not the only one who saw the potential! He should replace Jimmy Fallon...

  • @jaybivs5318
    @jaybivs5318 6 лет назад +168

    I bet this guy NEVER flies Delta airlines

    • @bobbyhernandez6132
      @bobbyhernandez6132 5 лет назад

      why? lol

    • @wabi.mp3
      @wabi.mp3 4 года назад +20

      What a silly name for a made up airline

    • @user-jc1xl5lj1t
      @user-jc1xl5lj1t 4 года назад +3

      @@bobbyhernandez6132 It's a reference to one of his jokes.

    • @nh39791
      @nh39791 3 года назад +5

      🎶 because its delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare 🎶

    • @christopherminutolo9384
      @christopherminutolo9384 3 года назад

      I bet his wife prefers Southwest Airlines

  • @derpnerpwerp
    @derpnerpwerp 3 года назад +7

    John Mulaney is absolutely hilarious. And he reminds me so much of myself with the thoughts and anxieties he has. Like Stephen Colbert is just not understanding what he's saying while I am sitting here with a very clear image of his headspace. I dont necessarily believe in ghosts, but that wouldn't stop me from saying we need to leave the cabin immediately due to what I perceived to be a ghost.

  • @abbeylinsky3237
    @abbeylinsky3237 6 лет назад +22

    I think some people interpreted this as coldness from Stephen towards John, but I really like how he doesn't immediately laugh whenever John makes a joke. Like, if he didn't find it funny, he didn't laugh. That's how things should be, I think. It can be a little awkward, but it forces people to hone their humor or deal with certain people having different senses of humor. I like it a lot.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 лет назад +14

    "What a life that I will collapse for you if you cheer loud enough."
    Is anyone else rather struck at the fact that the audience chose _that particular moment_ to start cheering?

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden 6 лет назад +1082

    I find Stephen to be a little off of late. Mulaney is very funny, but drier than Stephen; he somehow seems not to be able to cope with it. Kills jokes and makes hard cuts in the interview. Ease up Stephen, make your guests shine.

    • @violetnoire8253
      @violetnoire8253 6 лет назад +133

      I feel exactly the same, i went looking through comments to see if anyone thought so too.

    • @deewolf1903
      @deewolf1903 6 лет назад +71

      I thought I was the only one who thought this, for a second.

    • @Potatohead827
      @Potatohead827 6 лет назад +189

      you can blame the hard cuts on the editing. john mulaney said this interview was originally 17 minutes long.

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 6 лет назад +16

      Jan Willem v.d. Gronden Unrelated, but what's the opposite of dry humor? Wet humor?

    • @brendar9363
      @brendar9363 6 лет назад +3

      Agree

  • @mackenzie7517
    @mackenzie7517 3 года назад +5

    The fact that John chose the special name based on what made his wife laugh is so sweet.

  • @jade_ehx600
    @jade_ehx600 4 года назад +6

    “geese are more cosmopolitan” john doesn’t know how to make a cosmopolitan