Nick Kroll & John Mulaney's Opening Monologue at the 2017 Film Independent Spirit Awards
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- Опубликовано: 24 фев 2017
- Nick Kroll and John Mulaney's Opening Monologue at the 2017 Film Independent Spirit Awards.
The 2017 Film Independent Spirit Awards, broadcast live on IFC Saturday, February 25 at 2:00pm PT / 5:00pm ET with hosts Nick Kroll and John Mulaney.
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I've met couples who have been married for 50+ years and they have less chemistry than Kroll and Mulaney
they're like a perfect senile old couple
That’s because couples who’ve been married for 50+ years don’t have chemistry anymore.
Truly
What are you guys stupid these two are idiots the least funny dudes in America should have had key and Peele do this.
@@eliteretribution1971 Not true, hope you find couples that come across your path that prove otherwise my man. Or maybe you'll be that couple!
I love how Matt Damon always seems like he's just happy to be there
Matt Static his job is to pretend so yeah...
Matt Static Did Kimmel send you?
Oh bullshit. He's having genuine fun.
If there's anything I've learned during my time in theatre around actors (and often as an actor) it's that actors will never do any more work than they have to. In other words, I'm not sure he's acting.
MATT DAMON
I can't be the only person who thought that when the logo on the left moved around that it'd end up saying "the film independent spirit awards of latter day saints"
I totally did!
i thought of the musical "the book of mormon"
i know i was so excited #missedopportunity
saaaame
I feel so goddamn hurt & disappointed they tricked us like that.
Their satire of sexist and condescending hosts when they talked to Annette Benning's husband was 10/10
Is she in movie's or tv shows? Not sure if I've seen her in stuff.
@@ljensen7681 she's been nominated for 4 oscars (back in the 90's ish), but she was recently in captain marvel! definitely a very accomplished woman
@@lustforlimerence I think so she won an Oscar for American Beauty
It was perfect
@@adwaitab.3622 She was nominated but Hilary Swank won that year for Boys Don't Cry. Spacey did win Best Actor that year for American Beauty.
I could listen to *hours* of John Mulaney telling jokes. His speaking voice is so nice.
I adore his clear enunciation!
Not when he sounds like a carnival barker.
his other voice is good too
dude i 100% agree. in fact, i HAVE been listening to hours of him telling jokes. lol
Binyam Abebe LMAO
I’m starting a campaign to have John mulaney and nick kroll host the oscars sign my petition
Where is your petition
You have my sword
where’s the petition, op
@@larurentius and my axe!
@@eliottjudeswan9748 and my twelve gauge automatic shotgun
They have so much balls being willing to go on the national stage and tell what are basically inside jokes to their fans
Demigods
I love how they're basically just doing The Oh Hello thing, but out of costume and at an award show
Lex Garcia That's Too Much Tuna!
far too much tuna
It was a medically inadvisable amount of tuna 🐟
Watch their 92nd St Y interview, in character, with John Oliver. Soooooo good.
It makes sense when you remember that Nick Kroll is a human thrown away condom.
Mulaney kills with his delivery.
WeTube he's not gay. He should be, but when they were making him they missed a switch and marked him straight on accident. 😜
WeTube he's not gay. He should be, but when they were making him they missed a switch and marked him straight on accident. 😜
Clayton Brock classic Mulaney!
Erin Lingsweiler His affect is too effeminate for my taste. Should've just cowrote and let Nick Kroll do the entire monologue.
Thanks "mikecantread":) No, Really. He's married, Fop, like it makes a difference? You seem to have gotten it Ass-Backwards?:D
I don't know why but the "Shia LeBouf looks like if he makes a hard left turn a bunch of stuff slides around" part made me laugh so hard I started to cry
It's so specific but so accurate.
@@0axel078 It is. And yet it's also ridiculously general - it applies to EVERYONE. And the way he says it is so damn accusatory...
Me too I then had a sneezing fit
@@TabethaAurochs Yes even if you didn't know who Shia LaBeouf was, you could imagine that person
" Living in the shadow of his brother. What a reach." Fucking lost it.
savage AF
Chris Wolff c
I lost it on "I bet when Shia makes a hard left in his car a bunch of stuff slides around"
i literally paused the video to laugh for a full minute and i don't know WHY it was funny
I think it's because it's so accurate and specific
That's just kind of how his jokes ARE.
i didnt get it and feel dumb
Josh Dun basically that Shia doesn’t seem the type to take care that the inside of his car is neat. he’s a mess, and doesn’t have his shit together, and the interior of his car, as a reflection of this, is probably really messy and disorderly, with junk everywhere. Lmao, it’s a super specific everyday example that no one would ever think of, but also probably true which makes it hilarious like “ oh, you know, you’re probably right about that”
At 6:25 you can see Nick adorably mouthing John's lines. He seems a bit nervous to mess it up. Cute
Avaaz Zmn I was looking for this comment lmao
good eye there avaaazzmnjqnoidkjew
Woah good eye. Looks like he's reading his card
Not a good eye, just looking at his lips lmao
AWWW
They _kiiiillllllllllled_ this
killed it harder than mulaney killed princess diana
People saying they should host the Oscars pfft
They should host everything
I think this kid might be his own hormone monster
They're like the male Tina and Amy
Happiness Bunny except funny
Since Nick used to date Amy, that kinda checks out
but better
Or maybe Tina and Amy are the female... whoever the fuck these dudes are.
Effy 52 or we could just support all talented comedians and not put people down 😊
give them the globes next year and the oscars after that
Yeah, Kimmel was kinda shit this year.
Adam Prince they'd be great at the globes. The weirdness of it would totally work for them, especially as a duo. The oscars is too mainstream for them to host all of, it's not their audience. I do think they could be killer presenting at the oscars though.
agreed! I think kimmel did great, but fallon was just....no
I wanna hit like but I don’t wanna be the bastard that takes the like count on this comment off of 666 🤘🏼😂
Damnit I'm in the future and I wish this had happened
John and Nick are the cutest heterosexual romantinc couple ever.
Casey Affleck took that joke like a champ
mateo scotti He deserves worse.
Devan Thayer Lund much much much worse
@@DevanLund why tho?
@craisins 86 No he didn't...I saw that one report of a woman on his crew being uncomfortable with dick jokes they told, but that's all I've seen as far as harassment....don't hang him bc of heresay.
@craisins 86 I'm a woman btw but he's no Bill Cosby, which is how you make him out to be...like, that's not really fair.
I love John Mulaney, love his funny formality, kinda of obsessed with him since I first watched his stand up. 🇵🇹🇪🇺🌍⚘
DD he's so pedantic about being polite but his jokes can be ridiculously sharp. Bet it takes an uncommonly empathetic man to do both so well.
Hey, hey, hey... Get in line... No pushing and shoving. LOL
Ikr.
I'm on a Mulaney YT binge.
It's been 3 days but whatever😁
So what you're saying is, you're new in town?
What's new pussy cat, the Anger Management stand up Hillarious .
Come on Mulaney, I expected at least 5 minutes of Law and Order jokes
Braxx *bum-bum*
You mean like, when someone bets their car on red? Or like...
Dude you stole my joke lol “You mean to tell me that sex addiction is like Heroin or cocaine or ice or like betting on the ponies or like when somebody likes to eat too many cheeseburgers”
Just watch one of his late night appearances for his top recycled jokes
Jk love him
I excpect you to post this exact same comment on every youtube video you comment on for the next five years, simply because I saw you write it once.
Is it just me or does Mulaney look like a genetically engineered slightly older Grant Gustin?
Clark Parker I always thought he looked like a tall child!
Josh Steiner Well I always thought he looked like an Asian American Tiger Mom.
Bro shush that’s the thing he’s sensitive about
YES, but better because Grant Gustin sucks
My name is John mulaney and I'm the fastest man alive
When I end up in a RUclips black hole, I end up back here because every moment of it cracks me up.
Back again. The oil paint quote gets me every time. Dead 💀
This was hilarious. They should host more things!
Sandy Trust me, they will. Especially after this. Us fans of the 2, have been enjoying their comedy for years. But theyre now getting widely known. Expect to see more of the team of Mulaney and Kroll!
They have a show on Netflix. They are on Brdway.
I agree!
So happy to see the representation! We need more Asian-American women like John on TV!
Lol 😂 great deep-cut 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Well done 😂
IF NICK OFFERMAN DROWNED
Mulaney 100% has to be my absolute favorite comedian
he is the living definition of a true genius of comedy
Lisa Lampanelli is the funniest of all time
I love Matt Damon cutaways, because he's always laughing. It's so refreshing to see that than an eyeroll
This is the BEST monologue I have ever seen. I will continue rewatching this sporadically until the end of my life.
Yeah, same. This is probably my 5th time watching in the last 3 years
Anddd I’m back hahaha
OMG This was hilarious. These two should do more hosting. Their comic delivery is on point.
you need to see some of John's stand up
Mariokemon He really is great!
In Big Mouth on Netflix they voice characters together.
Can they work together on everything forever?
Rebecca Slaman I think that's pretty much their goal
Big Mouths on Netflix. You're welcome
TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY SON
How DARE you steal my dorder!
I have no idea what awards show this even is but this is one fucking SOLID monologue. Good stuff.
John's delivery of "I disagree with him!" is funnier than some full Netflix comedy specials I've seen.
i could not stop watching the logo rearrange itself...
“if this room leaves any further to the left we would literally topple into the pacific ocean” I AM *CACKLING*
“Take your goddamn hands off my son” intense. Raw.
the way warren affectionately put his hand on annette’s neck when john said “you’re very lucky to be married to her” was adorable
Nick just killed it at the end. I was dying by the time they got to the quotes, but "creepy creep creeps" just finished me off. It's stuck in my head.
His delivery on the David Lynch quote had me choking for air. It was ridiculously funny.
I love when John holds the microphone with two hands like a small animal hiding his face
one of the best oppening monologue ive seen
The randomly insane quotes that had nothing to do with film were a hilarious addition.
That tall Asian American lady child looks terrible.
Katie Herzig she needs to stop burning the candle at both ends
Get some rest, tall child!
he is a TIGER MOM
As the great independent director, Katie Herzig, once said, "That tall Asian American lady child looks terrible."
Robo Cop lol if you watch John Mulaney you would know what she’s talking about
I freaking love John Mulaney
If there was an award show for the best hosts of awards shows these guys should host it
“Those chapped kneecaps”
I can’t bye
Petition for John and Nick to host every awards show this upcoming season
Something about Mulaney's timing reminds me of Jon Cozart (aka. Paint).
I completely agree!
Also great at hosting
Back for my yearly re-watch. My god this is gold.
Round two. Make that bi-yearly.
the Lynch quote got me!
Silver JoJo Rain I laughed way too hard. hahaha
that whole ending fucking killed
It's almost took John out lol
tears
“Sourdough would’ve been funnier? Go to hell...” love this duo.
lol that's not even this video but i just watched that one (again) and it is a great line
I bet when Shia makes a hard left in his car, a bunch of stuff slides around! That simple line made me laugh so hard.
Knowing what the joke is the Samuel L Jackson out rage is even funnier
I can't stop saying "alright okay oh sureeee"
okay this is weird but hear me out: john mulaney doesn't fidget or sway at all,,,, every action looks so planned out
He's very self-conscious about the way he does stuff. He's an impeccable actor, but I think that's sadly due to his insecurities and to some extent due to his relationship with his mother, afaik she's an authoritative person. Regardless, anyone can tell that his craft is meticulously perfected. Love the guy.
@@victorenrique1019 Well ok, then.
The thing he does at 1:16, where he scratches under his eye and his mouth falls open -- would you say that was planned and rehearsed? (I'm leaning towards yes, though I'm not certain.)
@@unequalledflame i would definitely say its rehearsed. Actors will think about little things and ticks their character might decide to do to add to the scene, and the jaw drop and scratching helps the delivery of his line be percieved as carelessness hiding anxiety - "its a lateral move 😬" and then the throw of the hand. Its genius. It couldve been rehearsed or also added in at that moment but it works for the delivery of the line and makes it just a tad more funnier :)
“I bet when Shia makes a hard left a lot of stuff slides around in his car”
This monologue is so clever and casually epic. And Kroll’s laugh?! Adorable
“Conservatives, we are not in a bubble....we are in tent!”
anyone else watch this at least twice a week just on principle
Matt Damon, the man who is always looking like he's happy to be there
Mulaney is just too damn good!
Murpaderp it’s his voice and delivery because the jokes aren’t funnier than kroll’s
Murpaderp So is Nick.
I love Jimmy Kimmel, but if he decides not to host the Oscars again next year, can John and Nick host it? I think they've got the shot. I can't stop laughing at their monologue 🤣
John Mulaney is a comedic mastermind...never seen anyone quite like him, with that kind of speed, excepting Martin Short. Astounding!
Oh, that John Mulaney! Boyishly handsome, lean, snappy dresser, and funny as heck. The total package (except for missing "the gay gene").
"We got high in my RAV4" - Every RAV4 owner
That David Lynch "oil-based paint" quote is the best.
1:35 John Mulaney made a joke about the 2024 Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award, far in the future.
Well I'm just here, 7 years later, after the actual 2024 Jean Hersholt award was given out - to Michelie Satter, a film exec for Sundance. Nothing to comment about, just found it fascinating we're finally at the point in the future they were referring to
...and John Mulaney was there.
@@Messi6919 LOL yes! Good catch
he must've also bought Tesla and Netflix stock way back when..
they have the indy awards in a Tent? thats the most amazing thing addressed here lol
a tent on the beach hahahahahha so perfect
this was so epic, clever and intelligent - well done!
Nick Kroll and Pete Davidson's friend have great chemistry
1:07 is such a beautiful burn on the entire acting craft and profession
PLEASE HOST ALL THE THINGS!
Do the weather!!!
the shia lebuff jokes were gold
Mahdiyar Aali it really reminded me how much I need to clean my car
I literally just think of Nick and Andrew from Big Mouth when I hear their voices.
Casey Affleck... What a reach! THANK YOU! Ugh, if another person wins an award for playing themselves :-). Love this duo!
can't count how many times ive come back to this
At least I’m not the only one
Their timing together is incredible
Specifically i love this so much bc they are so constant in their joke telling like they are really face paced and just one after another and they don't stop at any point to let the audience take a breather you can't help but laugh bc they don't stop and it all just flows together
I think probably one of the best award show monologues ever ? In terms of Both joke quality and quantity, degree of savagery weighed with wholesomeness, references to the zeitgeist and also to the history of the award/industry. I've literally watched this once every couple months since I first saw it.
this is my comfort video. I come back to it all the time
the quotes at the end were very inspiring
6:23 Nick's mouthing John's lines lol
4:58 the most genuine laugh idk why this makes me so happy
they should host the oscars next year
I feel like I have accounted for about half of the views on this video. I can't stop watching it!
It`s about a secret hand job on the beach BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MOONLIGHT lmao such good writing and i love how nick Kroll is like a supportive bf saying "look at him walking away with such a good joke" they are awesome
Best monologue I've ever seen...
or should I say, I've ever "scene"
…what?
1:16 John Mulaney "I could scratch this spot normally OR look like I'm possessed and my demon is having a stroke so... that's what I'm going with"
Back here again for my monthly viewing
This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Oh man.
It was just announced that they'll be hosting again next year!
I dunno why but "look he's walking away thats such a good joke! He's walking away" made me laugh so hard
I’ve watched this 10 times, never gets old
that ending with the quotes had me in stitches, one of the funniest bits i've seen on an award show
The bit with the quotes at the end is everything to me, I have to come back and watch it every few weeks. So good.
kroll and mulaney are so damn funny. happy theyre getting some attention.
I can't help but stare at Nick Kroll
I am in love with john.
Best in the business.
This is my comfort video
These men deserve the world
min 7:44 ( the “lol” joke ) I I can relate to this because my initials are jk so when I sign off, people didn’t know if I was kidding or not, so I don’t do it anymore.😋