I love how nick is genuinely trying to answer the questions and John is just sat there pulling faces thinking ‘it’s like when people are singing happy birthday to me I have no idea what to do’
Poppy Jones honestly it’s kinda good advice. I started to act confident and now I’m actually pretty confident and comfortable being myself. Of course I still have anxiety issues every now and then but overall I feel pretty good about myself.
every single question: teen: asks question John: stares philosophically into space Nick: tries to answer the question properly but ends up making a joke in which John joins and then the kid gets no actual information other than that John calls Nick a tampon behind his back
Pepperoni Slice I’m not saying they can never understand it, but it’s still a newer concept for them, children naturally tend to take things more literally. I’m not trying to underestimate their intelligence, i used to work with kids, I’m aware they can be very intelligent even at younger ages than that. I’m not saying this as an insult to them, some of the kiddos in this video just didn’t seem to get the sarcasm in the jokes they were making. I’m sorry if my comment seemed degrading to children, I didn’t intend it that way. I was just making a joke about the goings on of the video.
They're not gay though,that was just a joke. Not that that's important. Just wanted to say it for those who didn't get the joke. If I don't know them from before,I would have believed it.
“John we can’t spread to kids that they are going to turn into wolves.” “I’m 17% chia pet.” The two best phrases that I have ever heard. Tbh, I did laugh at most of his answers.
I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on this video. I was hoping this was going to be inappropriate humor, but I guess since it's not a cartoon... No sense ruining successful careers right? LOL
“tampon is a name i call john” “i use a diva cup” “savanna, how was your day today? a man told me to boil a frog” “3rd base; it’s a 90’s hip hop band” “i took a 23 and me & i am 17 % chia pet” “...that girl became my wife, john” _nick kroll is a national treasure_
I love how he just says that so casually to the kid, it's important for adults to know that you can casually chat with a teen like you would with a person your age. sometimes I see adults near me talking to 15y-old kids like they're 6
this is so funny but i feel bad for the kids bc they cant really tell if they're kidding or not half the time and its probably so uncomfortable for them lol
If you have Netflix & haven't seen Kick Kroll and John Mulaney's show "Oh Hello," you are missing out. It's their stage production on Broadway and it's hysterical. :)
Also pretty sure this is to promote their other show on Netflix called Big Mouth... an animated show about kids going through puberty... it's hilarious and often uncomfortable.
J: "Have you seen Teen Wolf?" Kid: "No." J: "That's a f- ...okay movie." I don't know why, but I find it funny when people try catching themselves cussing in front of children. 😆😆😆😆😆
@@vindeezil3770 I haven't seen the full movie yet (I watch some horror/spoopy movies and have a mile-long watchlist of them still to see), but from what I've heard it's a good '80s movie! ^^
can people stop calling john hot, like it’s genuinely disgusting. he’s a child, and just because he’s tall, doesn’t mean you can treat him like an adult. okay?
I think he doesn’t think it’s real, for real. There’s a lot of new talk about how it would be impossible for us to have evolved from fish and then apes, etc. I mean if you think about it, it’s not like all species evolved from one...I think a species can evolve slightly, but not like Darwin proclaims.
Nick: gives legit answers
John: I think we’re wolves
Legitimately a chiapet
Also John: boil a frog
Also nick: French butter on face
Teen Wolf is a great «MOVIE»
As soon are he said that I looked at this comment
"give teens puberty advice"
john: *i think we're wolves*
"You know how when you boil a frog"
Seems legit
party wolf, awhoooooo
engeltjebaleno party wolf got frenched
nick: *i have opinions on evolution and that it's not real*
john: *yea*
Kid: What’s the point in facial hair
Nick: *EVOLUTION ISN’T REAL*
Yeah, that made it awkward for two seconds
i'm your 1000th like 💨
Ikr
@@pinkbarbedwire noice
I love how nick is genuinely trying to answer the questions and John is just sat there pulling faces thinking ‘it’s like when people are singing happy birthday to me I have no idea what to do’
True👌🏻😌
Other then the times Nick is like I'm 17% chia pet
his answer of tampon was actually really good without having to say vagina he did a good job
Girl: why are boys so awkward?
John: *awkwardly stares into space*
😂😂😂😂😂
I think he was regretting everything he did when he was little. He legitimately had an *oh shit girls noticed i was awkward?* moment
@@emilydiez5297 i watched that as soon as i read this comment and watching his face with thinking about this made me feel bad for him xD
In big mouth he was just a mess
he’s thinking about how none of the Beatles had mustaches, and then all of the Beatles had mustaches
“What’s a tampon?”
“I can handle this” 😂😂
*mom mode moment*
Time?
@@purplesnowcone7157 0:46
"You don't have to be comfortable with your self you can fake it." 😂😂😂
I did that sense 1st grade and it was that you earn your confidence by faking it
Poppy Jones honestly it’s kinda good advice. I started to act confident and now I’m actually pretty confident and comfortable being myself. Of course I still have anxiety issues every now and then but overall I feel pretty good about myself.
ever since i heard this i became a bad ass bahahaha
i think a lot of ppl do that....even me...but hey, sometimes you get the guy or girl....right?
Fake it till you make it baby 👏🏼
THAT GIRL’S FACE WHEN NICK WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS FRENCH BUTTER AND NOT SHOWERING I CAN’T BREATHE
I CANNOT WHY IS SHE TRAUMATISED
every single question:
teen: asks question
John: stares philosophically into space
Nick: tries to answer the question properly but ends up making a joke in which John joins and then the kid gets no actual information other than that John calls Nick a tampon behind his back
“You slowly increase - look at me - you slowly increase”
1:48
LMFAO
lmfaooo
I think John was uncomfortable the whole time because he knows these kids know exactly what to say to bully him accurately.
Tori Ortiz “look at that man, he’s got feminine hips!”
"nOOOOO THAT'S SOMETHING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT"
Tori Ortiz //Crosses the street just to avoid 8th graders.
Haha trruuuueee
Great reference!
“i use a diva cup”
- nick kroll 2019
mia 2017*
Evan Hutcheson its a silicone cup that Women can stick up there instead of using a tampon or a pad
ofe wow how Innovative
Yes
😭😂
I call this episode: *adults that don’t understand that children don’t always understand sarcasm.*
this is the realest thing i've ever read
Yes they do. Especially if they're over the age of ten. Don't underestimate kids intelligence.
Pepperoni Slice I’m not saying they can never understand it, but it’s still a newer concept for them, children naturally tend to take things more literally. I’m not trying to underestimate their intelligence, i used to work with kids, I’m aware they can be very intelligent even at younger ages than that. I’m not saying this as an insult to them, some of the kiddos in this video just didn’t seem to get the sarcasm in the jokes they were making. I’m sorry if my comment seemed degrading to children, I didn’t intend it that way. I was just making a joke about the goings on of the video.
This is a golden comment
the whole episode belongs on r/whoosh
“Savanna how was your day today?”
“A man told me to boil a frog.”
😂😂😂😂
Okay sweetie
"I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP JOHN ITS WHAT SHE SAID"
How to boil a frog *properly*
komaedaaaaa
nagito
You had John Mulaney with you and didn’t make him read thirst tweets.. I- I’m disappointed
omg we need thattt
Amen to that
i need that
harley i just have one question...is this a legit website?
Beverly Brittain BEV FJSJDJ💀💀
when i was a tween, i'd crush on dudes like John Mulaney. i can't even imagine being a kid talking to him i would die.
who am I kidding I still have a crush on him
i still have the fattest crush on him omg
I _like every other girl replying here_ have a never ending crush on him
I mean... I think in reality... yes I do have a crush on him
@@sprout4401 thats an interesting way to put it! Would you mind explaining
‘I use a diva cup’ that was funny as hell
Christine G that was iconiccc
😭😭
Christine G diva cups are so grossss
Elizabeth Anne why are they??
Lol me too nick, me too
John : "I mean why do our nails grow...?"
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even a single soul:
John: "I think we're wolves and no one wants to admit it"
“When do you stop getting pimples?”
*”Oof.”*
Funny 0494 I felt that
No one has lived long enough.
No
Jet!
Funny 0494 my dad is in his 60s (he had kids really late) and he still gets pimples. I’m afraid they never truly go away
"that girl became my wife..... john''
Owen Berrier it’s a joke you absolute fucksicle. john even played along
Owen Berrier wooooshh take a joke snowflake
@@owenberrier4856 thats a very inappropriate word to use.
@@owenberrier4856 take a joke ya fuckin' homophobe
andie99 My dad asked if they were gay
I said yes and-
I don’t think you want to hear the rest of the story
“Papa, today I met a boy with no eyes”
*Papa
Stfu hahaha
i’m crying
"I am a proud Aisan-American woman and you will treat me with respect!"
@@HARMON33 "I am a tiger mom!"
Why are they like gay dads trying to give the kids answers to puberty? 😂 loving these two! 😂❤️
You should watch their Netflix show if you havent already, its hilarious
It’s called Big Mouth
They're not gay though,that was just a joke. Not that that's important. Just wanted to say it for those who didn't get the joke. If I don't know them from before,I would have believed it.
😂😂😂
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF 14 year old girls: this is so deep
"And that girl became my wife...John."
go eat a seed ugly I legit c a c k l e d when he said that
go eat a seed ugly 666 likes😱😱😱😱😱😱
4:29 the poor girl got more and more confused and distressed as nick kept talking
Ciaran omg I went back to it and she looks so concerned lololololol
The best part of it is she definitely thinks he’s serious 😭😭
on french kissing: “oh i thought it was when u kiss with cigarette breath” lmfao
Lillie Anderson hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No one:
John and Nick: We're here at Buzzfeed **starts giggling*
almost 1k likes and no comments damn
“John we can’t spread to kids that they are going to turn into wolves.”
“I’m 17% chia pet.”
The two best phrases that I have ever heard. Tbh, I did laugh at most of his answers.
“I’m 17% chia pet” 😂
Kaila Beam and then Johns face 😂😂
I was just the 666th like
I thought he said 78% chia pet
I died at that 😂
Kaila Beam
i read it just as nick said it😂
“Why do you get hair on your butt?”
John: **starts thinking about wolves again**
😂😂
LMAO
alternate title: sarcastic comedians traumatize impressionable children.
Nick Kroll: I use a diva cup
He is my hero
iluvharrypotter97 And those lips are everything.
Yep, he made me swoon.... By memtioning a menstrual cup. Lol
He is my spirit animal
That quote went very unnoticed and underrated and I loved it so much
That last girl was so disturbed by the butter comment why
She's like debating his sanity in her mind for a second 😂🤣🤣
Oh my god I know 😂 I was laughing so hard at her reaction
@@kenziii5973 lmao
Emily McKissick lol I would be kinda disturbed too if a middle aged man told me to put butter on my face and never shower 😂
I love how her smile just slowly faded it was hilarious
John is so hot but his voice is Andrew’s and I have such a confused ladyboner
I think Andrew is cute tbh
RIGHT and dont even get me started on when nick kroll does the hormone monster voice
Same to all the answars before me
Couldn't have said it better
OMG IKR
“what is a tampon”
“its a name I call John behind his back”
“to his face I call him a pad”
I died 💀💀
Cecelia M same!!
Cool bro
“Uh so, I use a diva cup.” Lol
Cecelia M 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
tampjohn
Out of everyone she asks why are boys awkward to John god damn Mulaney. I'm still laughing
Valentina Fangirling o
Nick: “I have hair growing out of all parts of my body.”
Girl: *traumatized*
I love these two 😂
*then reveals he’s 17% chia pet*
@@cosmosx4131 he llorado
Kroll should have answered in full Hormone Monster to really mess up these kids.
Dan B 69 likes.
Nice
Dan B I was going to like this but didn’t want to disrupt the 69 likea
I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on this video. I was hoping this was going to be inappropriate humor, but I guess since it's not a cartoon...
No sense ruining successful careers right? LOL
Even Lola
ApxGmrElite 12 this comment is underrated 😂
The young Mulaney guy in the red sounds like he can do musicals.
hipnhappenin damn 762 likes and no replies
I've seen comments with thousands of likes and no reply lol
Mook
Isn’t he trans
Kurt. Hummel. Vibes.
“tampon is a name i call john”
“i use a diva cup”
“savanna, how was your day today? a man told me to boil a frog”
“3rd base; it’s a 90’s hip hop band”
“i took a 23 and me & i am 17 % chia pet”
“...that girl became my wife, john”
_nick kroll is a national treasure_
“I’m 17% chia pet.” OH MY GOD I LOST IT 😂😂
he said 17
If you follow the directions.
"Have you seen Teen Wolf? ...That's an excellent movie"
Generation gap right there XD. Here I was thinking of the TV show.
“An OKAY movie but makes an excellent point”
I love how he just says that so casually to the kid, it's important for adults to know that you can casually chat with a teen like you would with a person your age. sometimes I see adults near me talking to 15y-old kids like they're 6
@puddlemini lol..same here. I was thinking of the tv show too
2:18
"what's the point of facial hair?"
John: "our nails grow, we are wolf's"
😂😂
Nick Kroll is gonna be a great dad
Do you know if he actually doesn't believe in evolution?
john looked so confused the entire time
That's just his face
That tall child looks terrible. Get some rest, tall child
You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!
he always looks confused
Boop I think you'll find he's a proud Asian Amercian Woman.
nick: “i’m 17% chia pet”
john: 😯😧😲
* surprised pikachu face *
this is so funny but i feel bad for the kids bc they cant really tell if they're kidding or not half the time and its probably so uncomfortable for them lol
Sarah M ya I was just thinking this
Sarah M they could just google the answers lmao
True but this was just for fun, those kids knew they weren’t going to get real answers lol no harm no foul
They probably would have been told it was a comedy thing beforehand.
JOHN MULANEY IS LEGIT SO HANDSOME OMGGG
Lipi Rastogi SO NOW WE SAY IT
I hate how I'm attracted to him sm tbh
HES SO CUTE OKAY WHY DONT we eveR MENTION THAT
It’s the feminine hips
I'm the only guy here. :)
John mulany doesn’t look like Andrew but acts like him lol
I never realized how much nick Kroll looks like his character in big mouth😂😂😂
BERLEEZY FINGER TOES HAHAH THEIR MOUTHS HAHAHAAA
Considering it's based off him, it makes sense
I just started that show last night. I noticed it right away. That show is great!
I noticed it right away but I didn't know it was his show so I was like " Wait... that nick guy looks and sounds a lot like nick kroll" and it was him
Which character tho? Lol
why the guy in the middle look like the third property brother
jade tu That’s the best description of John Mulaney I’ve ever heard.
Omg this is the best thing ever
I'M LOSING MY MIND
THIS IS AMAZING
Lmfaoooooo
“Why are boys so awkward?”
Me: oh honey if only we knew.
The thing about that question is that it only speaks for some people. Girls are very awkward to but not all girls and it the same for boys 🤷🏾♂️
Callie W that’s like saying “why are girls always angry”
why are humans all the same?
Funny yet informative. I love the way Nick answer the questions.
WhereToGo m m
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He would be a good Dad, if this is any indication.
Are they gay
@@robertalvarez1507 nope
“i use a diva cup” bahha
If you have Netflix & haven't seen Kick Kroll and John Mulaney's show "Oh Hello," you are missing out. It's their stage production on Broadway and it's hysterical. :)
Also pretty sure this is to promote their other show on Netflix called Big Mouth... an animated show about kids going through puberty... it's hilarious and often uncomfortable.
I finished big mouth yesterday and it was an emotional experience
Dalien Howlter I just finished big mouth too. It’s great
The Vegetarian Baker it was terrifying but it was really funny and I liked the songs
Also John's comeback kid show. Hilarious I've watched it over 3 times and it gets me every time
The girl with the gray shirt looked so uncomfortable and concerned in the end
J: "Have you seen Teen Wolf?"
Kid: "No."
J: "That's a f- ...okay movie."
I don't know why, but I find it funny when people try catching themselves cussing in front of children. 😆😆😆😆😆
Pretty sure he was going to say “fantastic” but decided teen wolf wasn’t worthy of that word
Olivia Hahn that’s what we’ll tell the kids when they ask 😂😂
teen wolf is a great movie
@@vindeezil3770
I haven't seen the full movie yet (I watch some horror/spoopy movies and have a mile-long watchlist of them still to see), but from what I've heard it's a good '80s movie! ^^
That little dude in the red shirt is gonna have A LOT more questions in a few years.
Jacob Jones .
He's gonna be fabulous
That he is.
yea like why can't i use tampons too?
Why?
Because he's gay?
nick: and then i rub french butter just all over my face-
john: mmhm yeah he does this
the girl: *literally being traumatized*
i would 100% die for john mulaney no doubt in my heart
cookiechi I feel this deeply
Im the one who does his job, im thinking, im the one who does his job....acknowledged.
cookiechi he’s married
Gabby I would die for his wife too
but would you take out a home equity loan for $130,000 and pay off a porn star for him?
if you close your eyes they’re animated
CG 23 that’s so weird, I can like see them talking in. Animation
Thats scary and werid
Woah that's so weird how????? .. 😂
Well John isn’t really doing the perfect Andrew voice but yeah pretty mich
John mulaney has such a recognizable voice
The majority of those jokes were way over the kids' heads.
iamgodsrs right lol
Seriously tho 4:41 perfect example. Blank faced lmao
iamgodsrs yeah no shit, they're tweens
@@swolldobby3940 I was looking for a comment about this lmaoo
iamgodsrs I wish I could be there I’m 14
The girls face when Nick was talking about the French butter is priceless. She’s concerned and confused.
That last girl's face turned from happy to horrified as Nick described his skin care
okay, but John is actually really hot. and so is Nick
YES. I dont know how but ive recently discovered him and he is literal perfection
And that’s on periodt.
can people stop calling john hot, like it’s genuinely disgusting. he’s a child, and just because he’s tall, doesn’t mean you can treat him like an adult. okay?
Bella Webster mans is 37, wym?
Josh Acuña it was a joke about in one of his shows, how he joked about looking like a tall child
All I can hear is Nick and Andrew dude omg
Isaac Munoz bitch... how tf omfg
It’s prince btw 😌
Because they use their natural voices to voice their main characters.
Isaac Muñoz SAAAMMME
Isaac Muñoz #HormoneMonster
I love how Nick is answering everything and John is awkwardly tagging along.
That Christopher kid doesn’t look like he could play John Mulaney, he’s not Asian-American.
ImpulsiveBeetle He’s not even close to an Asian-American Woman!
But emma stone, John wayne, etc will be able to because they are very Asian-American.
His hips aren’t high waisted enough, either
@@reevecoble1812 well hes a china man
a classic
That kid literally looks exactly like John
Thanks
When all you can hear is Andrew's characters voice in John's voice😂
Ya he literally just talks like himself in the show there’s no difference 😂
john’s gotta practice these talks for when his realtor finally gets him to cave and have a kid
Congrats, John Mulaney, you are officially important enough to me to make it worth watching something by buzzfeed. Lol
Tyler Luke
He's... *WORTH IT*
I'm sorry
i would like this post but its at 69 likes and the 13 yr old boy inside of me cant handle it
“Whats your opinion on facial hair”
John: “well i think were all wolves”
My two gay dads
Omg YASS
OUR two gay dads
Ren why is it eww?
Arriana Pandacorn yeah it’s a joke
John Mulaney, bull?
I love "Big Mouth", can't wait for season 2! The hormone monsters are TOO accurate 🤣
Cantfindurpants LMAO Hilarious!
begevt J's whole family is perfect
fr
Only reason I semi-like it is bc of John Mulaney
I don't like how attracted I am to John's voice, he sounds like Andrew who's yuckyy but goddamn John is a cutie
"To his face I call him a pad."
I died😂😂😂
UGH JOHN MULANEY I LOVE YOU
i’m obsessed w the idea that they’re gay dads
I don't think these kids know how lucky they are to get advice from John and Nick
I hate Buzzfeed, but I really like John Mulaney. What to do...
Kid: What is French kissing
John: It's when you kiss with your tongue
Nick: I thought it was when you kissed with cigarette breath
Lmaoo
"To his face I call him a pad" nearly died.
nick kroll is getting better looking as the years pass
I agree
They're like my two gay dads and I love it
0:37 He's not an Asian American woman
i love how all these children don’t know satire and don’t get these jokes it’s amazing
Nick:starts listing ways to get rid of acne John: I’ve tried all these they don’t work 😂
Christopher looks like Christopher Robin and I’m not okay
Thanks xD
The KoalaKid1324 lmao you’re welcome :)
Thomas Bohlen b
Nicks’s forehead is bigger than my future.
Jacksfilms has competition
Nick kroll leaves the chat
Whiteboard enters the chat
And clearer
Have you seen my forehead
"I have opinions on evolution and that it isn't real"
Oh Nick, oh honey
Still trying to work out if Nick was joking about evolution being real
Same
any progress cuz i feel nervous
has anyone figured it out? it would help with my cognitive dissonance
I think he doesn’t think it’s real, for real. There’s a lot of new talk about how it would be impossible for us to have evolved from fish and then apes, etc. I mean if you think about it, it’s not like all species evolved from one...I think a species can evolve slightly, but not like Darwin proclaims.
It’s absolutely a joke, c’mon.
OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM
soph karps .
*reads video title*
Me: please don’t do that
Johns face when he was mildly surprised by anything 😂
John: You don't have to be comfortable with who you are though, you can *fake it.*
Nice one.
“Daddy, today I met an Asian-American Woman with no eyes and feminine hips!”
oh hey, it’s the horse that was loose in the hospital!
Nick: "Savannah how was your day?" "A man told me to boil a frog."'
I don't know why this bit made me laugh so much.
Third Base is a 90s hip hop band. Lol!
“I use a diva cup” - nick 1:11
Truly biblical
Nick kroll and John mulaney impregnate me every time they are together