John Mulaney & Nick Kroll Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED
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- "Big Mouth" stars John Mulaney and Nick Kroll take the WIRED Autocomplete Interview and answer the internet's most searched questions about themselves. Did John Mulaney go to college? Is Nick Kroll Canadian? Was John Mulaney in a frat?
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“Did John Mulaney killed Princess Diana?”
John: *shocked pikachu face*
"i was in wisconsin and 12"
*was 15 and grew up in chicago IL*
*2d?.....*
jacelynn OMG I SEE U EVERYWHERE AND I STILL LIKE UR PFP
“ *nooo i- well... uh.... that’s was so long ago..... she was england’s rose!* “
jacelynn
We’re onto you John
*”Did John Mulaney killed Princess Diana?”*
John: **denies killing her in a very suspicious way**
w-would it be *less* suspicious if he confirmed killing her?
alias well compared to the way he answered it, probably
How would he know? He was in Wisconsin and 12!
@@Natalie-101 i feel guilty for understanding that reference
He said no, you know, like a liar
"Did john mulaney go to college?"
Yes he did, and he was an English major. He paid $120,000 dollars for someone to go tell him to read Jane Austen and then he didn't.
Bee he gave them $120,000 and they have the AUDACITY to ask him for more money?!
Yeah well at least he did cocaine the night before graduation!
HOW DARE YOU COMMENT ABOUT THE WORST FINANCIAL DECISION HE EVER MADE
If Chip Mulaney had been in the audience, he would have yelled out "I paid $120,000 for John to not read Jane Austen."
and then he walked across a stage hungover to receive a degree in for learning a language he already spoke.
I'm surprised that "is john mulaney bisexual?" wasn't on there
It should have been
John Mulaney bull?
@@jazzmyne2880
You stole my very predictable joke! How dare you??? 👁️👄👁️🔪
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
john mulaney bull?
@@jazzmyne2880 if he just bought the cow, nobody would say that anymore!
_... they'll still say it_
“Did John Mulaney killed Princess Diana?”
“wHat?? Noooo..... that was so long ago”
John I don’t believe you
John couldn’t have done it. He was standing over by the bench!
Whats not to believe? It was 23 years ago that's a long time.
He couldn’t have his tv was warm and was in WISCONSIN and TWELVE
Stephanie Lazarus when she was being interrogated
John saying "if your an adult male that sees no flaws in your father you're insane." may be one of the funniest one liners I've ever heard
I did laugh out. The line AND the delivery!
@@melthibscom *you're
@@melthibscom what if I'm an almost adult female that sees just flaws in her father?
Ella Bella then you’re a regular person
Ella Bella Welcome to adulthood?
“If you’re an adult male who sees no flaws in his father, you’re an insane person” -John Mulaney, 2018
Thanks for your comment
@@jonhmulaney119 ?
Some people: *having a conversation about Princess Diana*
John Mulaney: LET’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
Why is John Mulaney wearing a six-year-old's t-shirt?
@malone jirkans same
I DID NOT KILL PENELOPE, OR WHATEVER HER NAME WAS! LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
He definitely killed that little girl
they’re literally their big mouth characters in real life
I mean it is about them lol
Except John is actually attractive in real life.
lol yeah i was really confused why i was hearing andrews voice but not seeing his face
god musik Weiss John mulaney is Andrews. Live actor tho
@@chickennuggets964 not really he kind of looks like he has a birth defect in his face
“Are you single?”
“Uh, I’m alone”
*I have never seen anything more relatable*
Lesmisrierraphan same here
Tbh that's me. I thought love would fall out of the sky but nooooo you have to be attractive and funny and be able to carry a conversation. What is this? All those romance books I read just made me think I was "quirky" when really what I am is unacceptable.
@@hanaomer4940 + oh,don't give up on love. Hope you find happiness. ❤
I wanna fill that aloneness for him
You want him to get you pregnant.
I hope John is doing well, im proud of him for checking into rehab
Why is he in rehab ?
@@vz9188 coke and alcohol
Yeah it’s so sad
i just found out and it's so heartbreaking. i truly hope he's okay and well,sending love to him.
omg this is so sad :(
“Did John Mulaney killed Princess Diana”
John: *Sweats*
Ahh a 12 year old boy and 65 year old man
Who 12 And Who 65
@@Elvira6986 John is the 12-year-old and Nick I guess looks 65?
Ok I need your ig
That tall child looks Terrible
while john acts like a 65 year old and nick acts like a 12 year old
john flexing on every actor ever.
"did john mulaney win an emmy?"
john: "no.... i won TWO emmys."
*dramatic hair flip*
i unliked this purely bc of ur pfp
@@s2ffr0n i cant tell if ur being serious
Shayla Foggy yeah i’m serious, i’m a millie bobby brown stan and when you watch a guy boast about knowing stan lee just after he’s died under her post, you don’t generally trust or like them.
@@s2ffr0n yeah thats fair, i should probably change it, i dont generally pay close attention to my pfp, but thanks for calling me out about it, ive kind of grown away him, i enjoy tua but not many of the actors, ill change it, thanks.
I wonder who’s gonna play John in season five of the crown
probably john himself
@@poppymall1543 hes in rehab rn
@@vic_ruesga whaaaat why
@@poppymall1543 he was a kid
The tv was warm and he was in Wisconsin ‼️‼️‼️‼️
I can't stop seeing Andrew's face when John speaks🤣
Sameeee
tm
"DiD jOhN mULaNeY gO To CoLleGe?!"
He paid $120,000 and his college asked him for more money HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
There Cable user’s
they SPENT IT ALREADY?
WHAT KIND OF A COKE HEAD RELATIVE!?
This is so very good
Vaidehi S and you fuckin spent it already?
i can’t listen to john without hearing andrew
Same 😂😂
Everytime John talks Andrew pops out in my head
Sameee
😂😂 same here
just about to comment that😂
Jon Mullaney answers these questions like he’s remembering trivia in a pub quiz and he’s surprised at how well he’s doing. ‘oh, I know this one’
Hahahaha
You spelt his name wrong twice
“I spent *One Hundred Twenty Thousand Dollars* to study a language I already spoke”
"And to read a Jane Austen book that I didn't even read"
John Mulaney is high key attractive
Agreed
Umm yes
yeeees
we been knew
Agree so much
Nick: *asks literally any question:
John: OH-
The John guy is pretty fun he should be a comedian
HHAHA
This...This is a joke, right? I’m pretty sure this is a joke
@@rayramoutar6416 yeah
Yeah, but I don't think he's allowed to be in public. Not after he killed Princess Diana.
@@genericname2747 He didn't ! He was in Wisconsin and he was twelve !
“Did he go to college? What did he major in?”
GUYS HE FUCKIG DID A WHOLE SEGMENT ON HOW HE PAID COLLEGE A BUNCH FOR THEM TO TELL HIM TO READ BOOKS HE DIDNT READ
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
Jessica L “ I paid 120 thousand dollars to learn a language I already knew”
STREET SMARTS
Don't you clap for the worst financial decision of his life!
I got a notification to watch that bit, which was fun cus mail you know?
This needed to be way longer. Y’all give one person 10 minutes but these guys only 5??? Come one Wired
knowing them it’s probably because the rest of it was far too inappropriate for their channel
Who got 10
@@LB-tl2mj markiplier
They didn't even answer some of the questions
LB24 dove cameron and more
4:07
"hi my name's nick i got a basketball game tomorrooow. uhh im a point guard, i got shoe game-"
i literally got to this part as soon as i saw this
Nick Kroll's father is literally a billionaire.
Nick Kroll looks like an older Pete Davidson.
Tara Lucent oh wow, I totally see that!
John Mulaney has a type 😂😂
Wait ok what omg now I can’t unsee it arghh
John Mulaney only hangs out with various versions of Pete Davidson
But is actually funny, and has a less punchable face.
Vogue please get John Mulaney to drop his skincare routine
He has three creams but doesn't know what toner is. 😆
anxiety, probably
@@SA-mp6nh no truer words
@@SA-mp6nh The tall child needs some rest though
Avoiding the sun is the number one thing to prevent wrinkles and have young looking skin. Never seen John tanned so that's probably a big part.
i’m upset one of the questions wasn’t “john mulaney bull?”
john mulaney bull question mark
Me to 😡‼️
I searched it up hoping it would be on there lmao I wish 😩
@kenma kozume …they’ll still say it. ‘cuz there are those guys who, they buy a cow, and then on the side, total matador
“To still be diminished to what your parents did and do!”
“Now you know how Blanket Jackson feels”
Legit laugh out loud at that moment
Is Nick Kroll single?
Ummm Nick Kroll is SINGULARLY focused on doing a great job in this VIRAL video.
*ARE YOU SINGLE*
I- I am alone.
Soup Time Now time yes we watched the video, we know
EE lmaoo it’s a joke 😂
@@lanaesrage4422
I mean, not really. It's just repeating a joke that we all saw.
So repeating exactly what was in the video is now funny and worth upvotes? learning how to social media!
he has a girlfriend now though
John is such an English major. I love how he autocorrected “became” to “become” , but then switched it back , just for the fun of it , ya know.
I'd like to think most native english speakers would read that as become but I've realized the standard of English literary competence has lowered over the years.
Literally anybody who speaks English would do that...
I was looking for this comment, and I found it.
Nah hes such an english major coz he switched back just to make fun of the question 😂😂
OOF yeah but he switched it back... so he’s different
I should’ve known that most of these questions would be left not answered
Lol nick was dodging the what do his parents do questions, I had to look it up. His dad is a very successful business man. He grew up in Rye, NY and went to private schools. Like no hate that you're privileged but at least be straight up about it. Don't try and fool us into thinking you're someone who hasn't had help with stuff. That's just pretty insulting to be honest.
@@avigayilwardein2713 but he did say he grew up in a wealthy family?
@@avigayilwardein2713 he was honest about being well off as a kid he just didn’t talk about what they did
@@karolinatretowicz3344 Well off and being a billionaire's son are two extremely different things. I guess he finds it awkward to talk about..
"Did John Mulaney killed Princess Diana"
John: *dodges the question*
i’m sorry but when they talk all i see is big mouth characters
When I watch big mouth, all I see is John and Nick
I just see some high waisted man. Or maybe a proud asian tiger mom😂
They play so well off of each other.
3.3k
why is John so cute...
Why is that a question
5:07 his smile is so pretty and authentic there 🤣😍
hearing john mulaneys voice feels so weird because i feel like his voice doesn’t fit him.
I feel like he should have a British accent and should be under some prophecy
LovisTron 69 I know right!!😂
Ikr
same
i couldn’t imagine his voice any other way
i had a pretty good alibi since i was in wisconsin and tWeLVE
@Aphrodite41444 wasn't he 15?
He's been 28 since the 1920s, the dude is a young immortal.
celeste SOMEONE GETS IT!👏
the tv is still hot!
Both of those facts were LIES since he was 15 and in CHICAGO
I could seriously just watch them having conversations all day. They’re funny in general, but together they’re something else
John Mulaney’s voice is like a therapy for me
I find it cool yet creepy that nick looks like the nick in big mouth.
That is nick.
thats literally who nick is based off
pretty sure they knew that and that was the context of what they said my dudes
@abs shut up steve
Gideon Ayers boy boy stfu
I’m disappointed that one of the questions wasn’t “John Mulaney bull?”
“If you just bought the cow no one would say that anymore ! ..................... They’ll still say it 😥”
John Mulaney bull question mark?
He bought the cow so people don’t say that anymore.
Coen A Nah. Behind the scenes, he’s a total matador
;'D ;'D ;'D I'm googling it now to do my part to bring it up in the autocomplete answers.
I love how John started every answer with “Oh!”
* d i d j o h n m u l a n e y k i l l e d p r i n c e s s d i ?*
john: (suspiciously) ohh.... no... it was so long ago...
God I love their dynamic.
Juliet Blue they’ve been best friends for a very long time
i literally said this right before i scrolled down and saw your comment
That's why big mouth works so well
nope, ill love him after NOT watching it :)
Ezra Goldfinkelsteinberg Jesus Christ dude. I did watch it, or at least some of, and so much of what they said was easily verifiable as wrong. I’m not surprised 9/11 conspiracy theorists blame zionists, gotta love rampant anti-semitism amongst conspiracy nuts. And regardless, Nick Kroll isn’t his father.
As a Jew, we will gladly claim John Mulaney as one of our own.
Lol
he is one of us now
as a catholic im depressed we lost him
As a Jew as well, I am excited to welcome in another one of the Jew Crew™
as an agnostic i don’t care what he believes in wheee
their quick wit and ability to smoothly add on to each others jokes is freaking amazing
The “Well now you know how blanket Jackson feels” SENT ME
John,
I worked at your wedding.
You are a cool human.
That is all.
Matt Preisendorfer omg no way!!!!!!!
"I am not Canadian, but I love to say the word pAsta"
Bailey Brian i want that tattooed on my inside eyelids
Is it pronounced “pOsta” or something?
@@Sarah-dr6hm What? No. It's "pAHsta."
pAsta is the superior pronunciation
I might be a tiny little bit biased since I’m Canadian
But pasta is an Italian word, I don't get it
"if you're an adult male who sees no flaws in your father, you're an insane person."
This is my 2020 favourite quote. 👏
ok "yes because John has always wanted to be a Jew" has me ROLLING
He is now an honorary Jew. I’ve decided. As a Jew
“what year was john mulaney born?”
“1982. boring question”
“but can i ask you a question?”
“absolutely”
“what year were you born?”
“you know, that’s interesting. shhshshhhh. 1982”
Ilayda_ 0805 the led rub and the face touch were too much for me
"Did John Mulaney go to college?"
(John's eyes glow red)
ONE HUNDRED-TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
I feel privileged to understand this reference 😂😂
2:28 there is something weirdly but extremely hot about him
IKR
RIGHT
don’t even get me started in his maury voice🥴
@@larabarbatowolf803 omg jesus yeees
@monroe bobsomp i know :,)
"If you're an adult male who sees no flaws in your father, you're an insane person."
It's so relatable lol
I love how John was basically disassociating at the beginning, realized the camera was rolling, then put on such a fake awkward as smile that gradually faded as the intro ended
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
I don't have anything to add to this comment but I just wanna say that I was playing Persona 5 and watched this video when I found a safe room and now I found someone with a ryuji pfp so I feel blessed
I like your profile pic
he was busy thinking about how the beatles never had mustaches and then they all had mustaches
Get you someone who looks at you like John Mulaney looks at Nick Kroll.
i’d look at him the same tho 🔥
Absolutely crushed that John and Anna are getting a divorce
:(
anyone else close their eyes for a minute just to imagine Nick and Andrew talking?
Shirain Zuend i was looking for someone to say this thats all i can think of 😂
SKSKFJDJ
All the time
love, lily. ???
Omggggg thank you for this discovery I just realized wow
Are you single?”
“Uh, I’m alone”
Lmaooo
Not in five years
When John said "Are you single" I knew he was thinking "I just asked you a yes or no question Nick/I didn't ask you all that"
“Is John mulaney secretly Rick astley?”
No, he's secretly the Millennial reincarnation of Fred Astaire.
Why are you George Floyd I just want to understand
@@TheOrangeneck because he thinks it’s funny which it isn’t
john mulaney would hate you
why couldn't nick kroll's name be rick
how are the comments not appreciating the princess diana joke that was hilarious
The bit I laughed at the hardest was the ‘Ohhhhhhhh!!! No!’ bit. Something utterly brilliant about his reaction to the question.
because it wasn’t a joke they ain’t tricking me
“-Hello I’m John Mulaney.
- *Oh hello* , I’m Nick Kroll”
I see whatcha did there
they didn’t do anything?
candysweet434 you’ve been pranked!
I A They did a broadway show together called Oh Hello! On Broadway
Nick C explain please
he always says oh hello i dont think hes specifically referencing his show lmao
“did john mulaney go to college”
“yes i did go to college, i went to college with nick kroll”
“oh my goaddddddd”
why did youtube suggest this to me today... of all days
john is highkey a snacc
Sydney Bettencourt I KNOW RIGHT
Nick is higher key a snaccc
They are both equally qualified to be eaten in the middle of the night.
@@laminateallama1977 imagine praying to God and going to church
i hope you all know i dont actually want to eat these people, im not a cannibal
Haha tricking the world using Justin Timberlake 😂
clickbait
@@1dowhatyouwant vote baut
Science with Katie I see you everywhere
Thanks for your comment
John: "I did go to college, i go to college with Nick Kroll"
Nick Kroll: "oh my god, wow"
I love this two guys XD, and i love Big Mouth
* God * don’t take the Lord’s name in vein!
I love how Nick doesn’t answer any of the questions.
Every time I hear John, I only hear Andrew. Am I the only one?
Nope. I literally imagined Andrew and nick doing the video.
Same xD 😂 and same with Nick jaja
No, but you know that one police officer John voices? I don't know his name because I hear Bittenbinder, and I just assume it's Bittenbinder. Street smarts!
I here them, close your eyes and imagine it
Oh. my. God.
Am I the only one strangely attracted to Nick Kroll and his voice?
Nope .Nope right? Like I wouldn’t expect to be but I am
Nope. I just want to cuddle him while he talks to me abt his family issues then stare intensely in these big bright eyes of his 😳 Oops did I say too much?
Yes. Yes you are
Nah I’m hella attracted to him
They're both really attractive tbh
2:20 no lie i literally choked on my pasta meat casserole
It’s so weird seeing them talk in real life because I keep picturing their characters in my head 😂
Why am I insanely attracted to both of these men
Low self esteem? Lol....no..they're awesome!
@@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 even more low self-esteem LOL JK they are even more awesome
real question is why isn't everyone else
well theyre not ugly... and theyre funny. also rich & famous. thats probably why. lol
DUDE SAME
They went to college together ?!! I want a Big mouth season about THAT !
- ̗̀ l o l i t a ̖́- John voice acts for nicks friend Andrew Goldberg and not as himself so I doubt that will happen, however nick and Andrew are still friends
Andrew meeting John would be fun
That would be a great special, or final season.
Andrew is the name of one of the creators
1:32 watch him say this sentence and tell me it’s not Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
‘If you’re an adult male who sees no flaws in their father.... than you’re an insane person’ THE TRUTH
the fact that "john mulaney bull?" wasn't one of the questions.... smh
They ASSUME IT
If you just bought the cow they wouldn't say that anymore
@@jane1993 They'll still say that
tyler although there are some guys who buy the cow, but on the side, TOTAL MATADOR
he bought the cow, so...
“yes, because john mulaney has always wanted to be a jew.”
Lmao some people now a day gonna try to cancel him
I love John’s “OH” before every answer
2:29 and this is why the big mouth casting was perfect
So the conspiracies of John Mulaney killing Princess Diana are true....!!!😱 I knew it!
But he had an alibi, the TV was warm!
@@mushroomsauce00 The story gets deeper and deeper. *cue x-files theme*
And his parents are both lawyers... they'd know exactly how to cover it all up!!
Is this a joke? I seriously can’t tell
Nick Kroll's face just reminds me of the show..it's so weird..
Hanna H that’s because he is nick, in big mouth character is supposed to be like him when he was younger, it’s based on his life, so it would make sense if it looked like him
I think nick krolls face reminds me of Maury
This needs to be 3 hours long please my heart csnt get enough of these two
I want that kind of friendship. Where you're making jokes off of one another without even thinking.
so...a friendship?? do you not make jokes with your friends??
'Is Nick Kroll single?'
'I'm alone'
So sad
John Taniegra meeeee
I’ll wife him up.
He’s married now
Love to see that his answer for the first question changes now, congrats on ur engagement Nick!
these two men give me so much comfort i think it’s become unnatural
Nick Kroll is such a catch wtf
Sad Gurl I know right?!?
YES
He's so foine. Legit my middle aged man crush, along with Andy Samberg 😏
I’m only 11 years younger than him. Crazy!
I was gonna like this but it's at 420 and I'm childish af so I'mma leave it
"Did John Mulaney killed Princess Diana?"
I don't think so, considering he was in Wisconsin...and 12.
or was he? (dramatic music)
He was actually 15 and in Illinois
Monica C that’s just what he wants you to think.
He would have been 17 if he was born in 1982, she died in 1999........
These two are a chaos duo and I love
I can’t listen to them speak without thinking of Nick and Andrew 😂
If John did the shush thing to me I would have fainted
i would have melted on the spot
same even though I have a girlfriend, I would have melted
Same
I would have died and flew to PLUTO
I think the "killed princess Diana" suggestion with John Mulaney is because of his "New in Town" comedy show. He was talking about how his mother would talk to him like he had something to do with it. I love his comedy specials haha
..... duh
it had nothing to do with that obviously. people just think he killed her!! everyone knows that.
em be nice I wasn’t aware of what the question was about so AvatarHallows helped somebody !
em nice name and all but stop stealing my brand.
Haha I thought that right away, but the way he answered makes it seem like he definitely did killed Princess Diana
I love how John answers questions about himself like he's answering a math quiz lmao