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  • Tan France, resident Queer Eye fashion guru, pushes John Mulaney's style game in this comedic new social series from Netflix is a Joke.
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  • @nate-30
    @nate-30 4 года назад +37860

    John by himself: really gay energy
    John next to Tan: straight af

    • @corrinrausch5623
      @corrinrausch5623 4 года назад +2087

      I didn't even realize until you said it but you are so right.

    • @annas6630
      @annas6630 4 года назад +2249

      Corrin Rausch tan makes John into the whitest, straightest person ever

    • @victoriadarke
      @victoriadarke 4 года назад +346

      @@tabarkal-hallak3489 A rocking tink, thank you very much haha

    • @tabarkal-hallak3489
      @tabarkal-hallak3489 4 года назад +42

      @@victoriadarke my apologies

    • @catblimp7894
      @catblimp7894 4 года назад +277

      @@tabarkal-hallak3489 bUt WHaT wOuLD LEonARd BeaRnSteIN dO?

  • @andtherezmary
    @andtherezmary 4 года назад +10808

    "It's an $800 shirt. Can the youth really afford this?"
    John is always so woke and down to earth 😭

    • @layaqui
      @layaqui 4 года назад +45

      Mary B I love him for that!!! 😌

    • @madisonmorris7394
      @madisonmorris7394 3 года назад +14

      L S you and me know what’s worth it. Lemme tell you, the clearance isle can have the best clothes if you search hard enough and it won’t make you go broke! Any shirt more than 15 dollars isn’t worth it. I just wait a little for the price to go down and bam! Discount! Then I can get more stuff I like with the same budget!

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 года назад +9

      @L S I wouldn't even shop lift that garbage.

    • @k.williamslesia9547
      @k.williamslesia9547 3 года назад +32

      While I appreciate Tan’s style, I disagree with EVERYTHING age offered up in this video. John already has great style that perfectly matches his personality. I love his classic style! Also, that bone colored suit was horrible in general, and really washed him out.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 года назад +7

      That suit was not only too baggy in the middle and too short in the sleeves and body, but it was a wrinkled mess and a hideous color.... in other words, it was junk.

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm 3 года назад +8444

    John was so shook by being told he looked older that he was not mentally present for the rest of the shoot. 😂

    • @JAe-jc1uk
      @JAe-jc1uk 3 года назад +188

      The year that this started happening to me was crushing. When “you look younger” turns to “you look older.”

    • @AlexanderSerpico
      @AlexanderSerpico 3 года назад +22

      @@JAe-jc1uk in pictures from 2019 people think im 30 (im 40), but sadly in any pictures from 2020 ive aged 10

    • @lorencappelson6475
      @lorencappelson6475 3 года назад +119

      to be fair, Tan just meant John's dress style made him seem older. And I think we'd all agree he's a very tall child who dresses like an insurance salesman from the 1930s or a lawyer from the 1950s or a game-show host from the 1960s.

    • @gabriellasuri5189
      @gabriellasuri5189 3 года назад +24

      Right lol right up until the butt compliment.

    • @mariediop9551
      @mariediop9551 3 года назад +4

      @@lorencappelson6475 your take was so on point but also kinda mean, I loved it

  • @MeditatingDuck
    @MeditatingDuck 3 года назад +3712

    i love tan dearly but i think criticizing john’s constantly upgrading suits is a war crime in several states

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +8

      I thought war crimes were a country thing, not a state thing.

    • @mason2769
      @mason2769 3 года назад +24

      @@canaisyoung3601 It's a civil war thing

    • @animuszen136
      @animuszen136 3 года назад +58

      Facts, I got personally offended when he said he didn't look "effable" (you know what word that's supposed to be).

    • @kalebwick3429
      @kalebwick3429 2 года назад +10

      His kid gorgeous suit was gorgeous! I want that red and have never found it anywhere.

    • @laurynganser9634
      @laurynganser9634 2 года назад +1

      @@canaisyoung3601 a country is a state

  • @tropigirl88
    @tropigirl88 4 года назад +6772

    "I think I'm chasing something."
    "What is that? Youth?"
    (John wears a striped shirt looking like it came off the Sesame Street costume dept.)
    "Yes."

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo 4 года назад +39

      THAT'S what it is!

    • @songsparrows
      @songsparrows 4 года назад +15

      Because it literally did anjnkbgnfkns

  • @cooldad9370
    @cooldad9370 4 года назад +5173

    Therapist: hypebeast John Mulaney isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Hypebeast john mulaney:

    • @ddookkii
      @ddookkii 4 года назад +12

      cool dad IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES

    • @zlbxue
      @zlbxue 4 года назад

      this comment is fucking hilarious

    • @ajwarren2876
      @ajwarren2876 4 года назад +3

      THE SHOES WERE SO BIG

  • @your_sweetpea
    @your_sweetpea 4 года назад +5648

    I'm really digging the part where every time John Mulaney walks out of the changing room he looks more like a woman

    • @elliesearcy6183
      @elliesearcy6183 3 года назад +358

      or a "hey mamas" lesbian

    • @explainthatkotaco.8598
      @explainthatkotaco.8598 3 года назад +18

      @@elliesearcy6183 aljdkdjdjddj Yes

    • @nxla27
      @nxla27 3 года назад +265

      he has feminine hips it’s the thing he’s sensitive about 😕

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 года назад +23

      He makes me feel jealous, my body makes too much testosterone and HRT is difficult to get.

    • @spyke2856
      @spyke2856 3 года назад +109

      that's because he is a woman, a proud asian-american one at that

  • @definitelynotademon4815
    @definitelynotademon4815 3 года назад +734

    Tan: I thought that you where older
    John: *cries in immortal*

  • @hannahalexis5001
    @hannahalexis5001 4 года назад +18065

    where’s that post about how finding John Mulaney attractive makes you feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

  • @caitlinistired1050
    @caitlinistired1050 4 года назад +3678

    Tan:
    Cameraman:
    Audience:
    John Mulaney: **turns to camera like he's on the office to express insecurities**

    • @cubalayabandit5591
      @cubalayabandit5591 4 года назад +71

      It felt like he turned on stand up mode and it was hilarious

  • @J3busChris
    @J3busChris 3 года назад +1295

    *Tan knocking on the dressing room door*
    John: Uh someone's in here!
    Tan: I think there's a carnival barker in there.

    • @JAe-jc1uk
      @JAe-jc1uk 3 года назад +16

      It was EXACTLY that voice.

    • @lilyfoster6051
      @lilyfoster6051 3 года назад +9

      I think someone is drumming up business for a carnival

    • @ana_shep
      @ana_shep 3 года назад +3

      This comment is hilarious

    • @sophiakarp1999
      @sophiakarp1999 3 года назад +1

      yes new in town reference i love that

    • @Lwoods1717
      @Lwoods1717 2 года назад +2

      This comment is so underrated

  • @olsonh7
    @olsonh7 4 года назад +3430

    While I appreciate Tan’s style, I disagree with EVERYTHING age offered up in this video. John already has great style that perfectly matches his personality. I love his classic style! Also, that bone colored suit was horrible in general, and really washed him out.

    • @Lupis4747
      @Lupis4747 3 года назад +187

      I agree completely. Every outfit that Tan liked I completely was turned off by.

    • @elizacarrie7433
      @elizacarrie7433 3 года назад +227

      Tan is dressing John Mulaney like he’s never seen John Mulaney say or do anything ever

    • @anthonyhebisen
      @anthonyhebisen 3 года назад +121

      As a gay man myself , his style before was absolutely impeccable. Everything Tan is picking , seems to be trying to hard to be youthful . He might as well include the potion Isabella Rossellini sells Meryl in “Death becomes her .” Siempre Viva.

    • @Mikkirose1
      @Mikkirose1 3 года назад +6

      Thank you for saying it!

    • @andrewgarfieldshoe1056
      @andrewgarfieldshoe1056 3 года назад +5

      I totally agree

  • @katiemcdevitt3560
    @katiemcdevitt3560 4 года назад +8229

    Tan: ***tries to get john to be more casual***
    John: ***buttons every shirt all the way up***

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 4 года назад +4506

    Tan France: You have two Netflix specials?
    John Mulaney who has three Netflix specials: Yes.

    • @emd5492
      @emd5492 4 года назад +993

      And so he lied. Like a liar.

    • @trystaylor4395
      @trystaylor4395 4 года назад +295

      he has two specials BY netflix, the first one just got put onto nextflix.

    • @willowmarie218
      @willowmarie218 4 года назад +158

      Hey he DOES have two Netflix specials,,, he just also has another one too

    • @niamhlakewolf5501
      @niamhlakewolf5501 4 года назад +58

      Reminds me of his joke about how he will apologize if soup is spilled on him

    • @jackiedunleavy9862
      @jackiedunleavy9862 4 года назад +6

      The Amazing Gible get outta here! Take your epi pen!

  • @mindymenear5092
    @mindymenear5092 3 года назад +1589

    It feels awkward, because john already dresses good this made him silly.

  • @pedrosalles9273
    @pedrosalles9273 3 года назад +1546

    Poor John really was serious when he said he needed everyone to like him so much, he is so nice while tan is putting him in hideous clothes.

    • @finil5761
      @finil5761 3 года назад +15

      @Kills Bonton nice job stealing that comment my dude

    • @bansarivora7448
      @bansarivora7448 2 года назад +3

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @kstar1489
      @kstar1489 2 года назад +4

      They weren’t all bad

  • @Broadway_Ben
    @Broadway_Ben 4 года назад +1967

    3:19
    Tan: “So you have 2 Netflix specials, correct?”
    John Mulaney (internal monologue): *actually I have three but I’m afraid of confrontation and am a people pleaser by nature so I’m just gonna say yes*
    John Mulaney: “Yes!”

    • @Nina-ok1ep
      @Nina-ok1ep 4 года назад +19

      Wait he has 3? Ive only seen comeback kid and kid gorgeous, whats the third one??

    • @kasseyleach5333
      @kasseyleach5333 4 года назад +29

      @quillsnquotes new in town is the third :)

    • @captainbirb1171
      @captainbirb1171 4 года назад +93

      I think he said that because Netflix in the uk and some European countries only have 2 of the shows available 😭

    • @ripmyfictionalfriends
      @ripmyfictionalfriends 4 года назад +7

      @@kasseyleach5333 @ netflix we need to talk i have searched john mulaney content on your app a lot by now, where did you hid this one

    • @ripmyfictionalfriends
      @ripmyfictionalfriends 4 года назад +22

      @@captainbirb1171 oh no *cries in european*

  • @alexis-tp4eh
    @alexis-tp4eh 4 года назад +5838

    "this is an $800 shirt. can the youth really afford this?"
    "...a certain subsection."
    LITERALLY DEAD
    edit: apparently SOME PEOPLE think i'm dead and while i am still living, i'm an overdramatic person. not dead. take a hint, colt.

    • @coltjames4322
      @coltjames4322 4 года назад +14

      I don't think you know what literally means.

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 4 года назад +357

      @@coltjames4322 The usage of the word 'literally' in a fashion polar to actual meaning for the addition of dramatic effect dates back to the 1700s. Hes perfectly aware of what it means, and you know exactly *what* he is saying, so shut up.

    • @RonDouglasTV
      @RonDouglasTV 4 года назад +3

      So good

    • @coltjames4322
      @coltjames4322 4 года назад +6

      @@brandonkey181 You're an angry little thing, aren't you?

    • @JaxLittles
      @JaxLittles 4 года назад +96

      @@coltjames4322 Alexis could be dead and typing as a ghost... you don't know her afterlife

  • @savannahc.8633
    @savannahc.8633 3 года назад +128

    This made me kinda mad like john doesn’t look old at all, his suits makes him look nice and you can tell the confidence it gives him. i feel like tan was off on that

    • @Edith1517
      @Edith1517 2 года назад +2

      I think he meant old fashion

  • @ramltfaw
    @ramltfaw 3 года назад +400

    I wish John had been like "Oh, I thought you were like 45. Sorry, harsh realities."

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 3 года назад +42

      He's too nice, unfortunately

    • @carlalopes8060
      @carlalopes8060 3 года назад +19

      He needs Tan to like him at all times!

    • @bronco7087
      @bronco7087 2 года назад +8

      Running for the mayor of nothing!

  • @anhonestburglar8630
    @anhonestburglar8630 4 года назад +11207

    Tan: ‘you’ve got a really good bum!’
    John: *in the most dad voice that can be humanly achieved* that’s nice of you to say

    • @i.destiny
      @i.destiny 4 года назад +64

      😂😂😂 literally

    • @Zia-ep3co
      @Zia-ep3co 4 года назад +6

      Gwen Robb lmao

    • @lmaojillian
      @lmaojillian 4 года назад +90

      hello i’m chip mulaney i’m your father

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo 4 года назад +62

      Tan is so sweet but he... there is no bum there. He is bumless.

    • @pazamour
      @pazamour 2 года назад +2

      Those jeans ARE too tight too! Omg. How's his junk faring in those? 🤔

  • @astralspells
    @astralspells 4 года назад +5886

    "i always wanted to be an entertainer in the 50's"
    john mulaney just exposed himself as immortal

    • @sakuramikan28
      @sakuramikan28 4 года назад +133

      I really hope john would make an appearance in the marvelous Mrs maisel
      it's perfect for him

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 4 года назад +2

      @@sakuramikan28 have you ever seen him act? he couldn't pull it off... not with the rhythm of the show. I would love nothing more, but he ain't the best actor..

    • @sakuramikan28
      @sakuramikan28 4 года назад +53

      @@harlequin5664 he doesn't particularly have to act if I would be satisfied even if he makes a brief cameo or maybe if he is performing a stand up in the show that might work

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 4 года назад +5

      Sakura Mikan the problem with Maisel is EVERYTHING is perfectly choreographed, ASP litterally only hires dancers as background actors.
      And even the stand up sequences have such a specific rhythm

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 4 года назад +2

      @Jerry Booth true, but not Maisel if you catch my drift. as I said, I would truly love it. but I really don't think the palladinos would be able to work with him.

  • @makennareavis2682
    @makennareavis2682 3 года назад +260

    tan: all joking aside-
    john: who’s selling ecstasy?
    love that most of johns jokes are drugs and making fun of himself

  • @kiaracamacho5751
    @kiaracamacho5751 3 года назад +285

    John: smiles awkwardly. “Yeah I like it..” Tan: “is that a genuine smile on your face?”
    John: lies through his teeth

    • @doom4627
      @doom4627 3 года назад +26

      You know like a liar

  • @synckaran
    @synckaran 4 года назад +13423

    Alternative title: John Mulaney undergoes cognitive dissonance while trying to appease a gay stylist.

    • @elfielaurie6588
      @elfielaurie6588 4 года назад +49

      karan varma lmaoooooo💀💀💀

    • @eSelle88
      @eSelle88 4 года назад +55

      This comment is everything!

    • @sierragreen7361
      @sierragreen7361 4 года назад +22

      Accurate

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 года назад +8

      Yes! 👏👏👏

    • @xscore9795
      @xscore9795 4 года назад +32

      Ok, I laughed out loud at my phone. I dont think I've EVER done that! Thanks, funny person!

  • @jilltackes4009
    @jilltackes4009 4 года назад +1757

    "do you throw your clothes on the floor?"
    "I do sometimes."
    "straight men."
    HAHAHAHAH IM DEAD

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 3 года назад +274

    John hasn’t aged or stopped zoning out since 2014

  • @annarudenoka3645
    @annarudenoka3645 3 года назад +253

    June 2019
    Tan: *suggests John looks older than his age*
    John: this is gonna work its way into the back of my brain
    November 2020
    John on Late Night with Seth Meyers: Lately I have been worried about my age - I turned 38, and people no longer go like "Whaat??", they go "Oh yeah"
    We love a self-conscious comedian who internalizes every comment

  • @linole3525
    @linole3525 4 года назад +3750

    Tan: I assume you throw your clothes on the floor
    John: Sometimes I do
    Tan: ....straight men.

  • @HeyItsDaisy15
    @HeyItsDaisy15 4 года назад +2414

    John: these shirts are about $800 a piece?
    Tan: yes.
    John: and the youth can afford this?
    Tan quietly: a subsection of the youth, yes.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 4 года назад +33

      kudos on honesty i guess

    • @sk8brder40
      @sk8brder40 4 года назад +45

      Imagine spending that kind of money on a shirt worth $10-20 lmao

    • @brandontjy
      @brandontjy 4 года назад +39

      There are some things where you look at them and go “yeah okay makes sense that’s $800” and then there’s...that

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 4 года назад +3

      The clout kids !

    • @RhodianColossus
      @RhodianColossus 4 года назад +14

      thing is, you can always buy the exact same stuff at normal prices. Or even make it yourself at a printing shop

  • @sarahjohnson8264
    @sarahjohnson8264 4 года назад +139

    I always thought John was like 22 him being 36 is wild

  • @wulfvers
    @wulfvers 3 года назад +162

    i found myself laughing at how uncomfortable john is the entire time

  • @ZooieMcChewie
    @ZooieMcChewie 4 года назад +3695

    “Who is selling ecstasy I am part of your school” John Mulaney 2019
    8:48

    • @erincarr9411
      @erincarr9411 4 года назад +1

      This was my favorite

    • @destinyszwiec8208
      @destinyszwiec8208 4 года назад +10

      /r/fellowkids

    • @mirandabee2323
      @mirandabee2323 4 года назад +7

      "If I'm doing my job, and I'm doing it right, I'm making life safer one school at a time."

    • @sevencats4964
      @sevencats4964 4 года назад +2

      @@mirandabee2323 naomi!

  • @bh-jg6dy
    @bh-jg6dy 4 года назад +8725

    with those tight jeans you can really tell hes got... *feminine hips*

    • @kadegeorge9562
      @kadegeorge9562 4 года назад +729

      Beck NO THATS THE THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @ryebubbas5100
      @ryebubbas5100 4 года назад +254

      tHATS THE THING HES S E N S I T I V E ABOUT

    • @mollyfletcher7746
      @mollyfletcher7746 4 года назад +136

      He does have himself some childbearing hips right there! I'm advocating for him doing a comedy sketch about being a high school NARC

    • @moirahaynie4507
      @moirahaynie4507 4 года назад +98

      He looks like a hip gay dad/lesbian mom

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 4 года назад +86

      look at that high-waisted man!!

  • @spotty8ee
    @spotty8ee 3 года назад +128

    That first outfit looks like he's wearing a suit of his own skin

  • @quinceyclouds3208
    @quinceyclouds3208 3 года назад +97

    Tan: I think with this top you look cool, and less.. daddy
    John: ...uh huh

  • @deniza1312
    @deniza1312 4 года назад +3651

    this is just tan making john look progressively more like a lesbian

    • @PoliticoNerd
      @PoliticoNerd 4 года назад +11

      Deniz A Your right LOLOLOLOL

    • @PrettiMommee34
      @PrettiMommee34 4 года назад +38

      Seriously that pink suit made him look so hippy

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 4 года назад +7

      Deniz A
      Hey
      He can pull it off still looking masculine 😂

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk 4 года назад +38

      He's slowly turning into Tig Notaro.

    • @onezestytambourinebeat6215
      @onezestytambourinebeat6215 4 года назад +50

      It’s because lesbians are the only one who understand fashion

  • @camilareyes8560
    @camilareyes8560 4 года назад +8490

    everyone saying "hes just letting it happen" yeah what did you think when he said "you could pour soup in my lap and id probably apologize to you"? yall thought he wasnt serious?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад +363

      He's a very well brought up tall child.

    • @ashleyramlow9468
      @ashleyramlow9468 4 года назад +29

      Not wrong 😂

    • @jessidobosz8790
      @jessidobosz8790 3 года назад +31

      You could pour soup on my lap and i Probally apologise to you is my phone wallpapet

    • @Denemil
      @Denemil 3 года назад +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 He's pretty average height though?

    • @forkonastick4013
      @forkonastick4013 3 года назад +18

      Berend Brokkenpap it’s just a joke of his that he’s just an overgrown child

  • @stephtyee3484
    @stephtyee3484 3 года назад +57

    To me, John always looks like he has really good posture and also looks like he's slouching at the same time. 🤷‍♀️

  • @amberelise8876
    @amberelise8876 3 года назад +21

    The fact he turned to the camera like the office and just started talking has me crying lmfaoo

  • @geralynndangelo3881
    @geralynndangelo3881 4 года назад +4146

    9:42
    Tan: "you look hot!"
    John: *looks like a lesbian*

    • @shelbyrich2756
      @shelbyrich2756 4 года назад +61

      And that's not hot? 😂 poor john

    • @YashRamisetty
      @YashRamisetty 4 года назад +74

      Good, other people think he looks a lesbo too. lol. He's got that body shape that makes him look like a woman in those jeans. Also the way he's standing says that as well.

    • @geralynndangelo3881
      @geralynndangelo3881 4 года назад +240

      @@YashRamisetty "look at that high waisted man! Hes got feminine hips!"

    • @tamarar.8179
      @tamarar.8179 4 года назад +3

      HAHHAHAHA!!!

    • @shelbyrich2756
      @shelbyrich2756 4 года назад +2

      @@geralynndangelo3881 Aw you got to it 4 hours before me 😂😂😂

  • @saramartinez6544
    @saramartinez6544 4 года назад +4224

    If John Mulaney wears anything else but a suit in stage I will SCREAM.

    • @stickysocks6369
      @stickysocks6369 4 года назад +5

      In a good or bad way ? 😂

    • @ksmina
      @ksmina 4 года назад +45

      same that's the day i RIOT

    • @jonathanjacob7532
      @jonathanjacob7532 4 года назад +33

      Sara Martinez every outfit was so much worse than he normally looks.

    • @trinityjay8893
      @trinityjay8893 4 года назад +2

      @@stickysocks6369 a bad way

    • @spenceraronfeld4456
      @spenceraronfeld4456 4 года назад +16

      I agree. And not that silly pink linen suit- he looked ridiculous.

  • @hotrod2353
    @hotrod2353 4 года назад +61

    I want John and Pete to dress each other and just have tan watching it unfold

  • @OrincyWhyteDesigns
    @OrincyWhyteDesigns 3 года назад +44

    John looks like he’s in his 20’s ... really Tan 😂😂😂

  • @ariantylerstar
    @ariantylerstar 4 года назад +5189

    So we’re just gonna dress John in things that accent his feminine hips? The thing he’s sensitive about????

    • @rayvincente
      @rayvincente 4 года назад +85

      THANK YOU!!! Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @tehreeem
      @tehreeem 4 года назад +89

      he probably doesn't know?

    • @jaynebugs
      @jaynebugs 4 года назад +19

      I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING! 😂

    • @lo3425
      @lo3425 4 года назад +184

      Hey look at that high waisted man, he got 𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓼

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 4 года назад +38

      he’s got amazing hips what are you talking about

  • @selvasafineh508
    @selvasafineh508 4 года назад +2637

    Tan: *dresses John basically like Antoni*
    Tan: IT WORKS

    • @r.h.6249
      @r.h.6249 4 года назад +273

      in his defence "fuckable" in my dictionary IS Antoni...

    • @heiditurner5991
      @heiditurner5991 4 года назад +213

      To be fair, both Antoni and John have a certain classic-ness and neutrality to their wardrobe (almost aggressively neutral -- like, I will NOT LET MY CLOTHES DO ALL THE TALKING THANK YOU VERY MUCH) so I totally see it.

    • @hofficalz
      @hofficalz 4 года назад +18

      MY EXACT THOUGHT! Especially in the yellow sweatshirt

    • @MorganMcCauley11
      @MorganMcCauley11 4 года назад +14

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! Especially when he came out in the brown jacket and red top omg...

    • @briannawhite9307
      @briannawhite9307 4 года назад +26

      It's like Antoni visited Wonkas factory and fell in the taffy stretcher

  • @nikkicoco4980
    @nikkicoco4980 4 года назад +414

    I love tan, but he’s so wrong. John looks great in a suit.

  • @CaptPoco
    @CaptPoco 2 года назад +4

    I was waiting for the moment where Tan goes "You're a little fat girl, aren't you?" and John says "Ok, yeah... I'm a little fat girl"

  • @seaport7421
    @seaport7421 4 года назад +2470

    "You have a really good bum!" "That's nice of you to say." lmao, John is such a sweetheart.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 года назад +23

      I love that his thought process was probably "it only looks good because I had to squeeze into tight jeans to see its shape"

    • @donaldjensen
      @donaldjensen 4 года назад

      It has been my experience that straight men do not like tight jeans, and usually that is a good thing!

  • @JaneDoeValentine
    @JaneDoeValentine 4 года назад +2255

    I mean, come on. John looks twenty something, but dresses like he's straight outta the fifties.
    Also, the pete davidson look screams "Hello, fellow children."

    • @h3llsb3lls612
      @h3llsb3lls612 4 года назад +36

      Also the way he carries himself has a classic kinda feel it.

    • @emanifung6806
      @emanifung6806 4 года назад +30

      “how do you do fellow kids”

    • @duck.andcover158
      @duck.andcover158 4 года назад +47

      He simultaneously looks 25 and 45

    • @milkcatdog394
      @milkcatdog394 4 года назад +2

      More like, “hello, fellow homies.”

    • @brooklynnoe6492
      @brooklynnoe6492 4 года назад +1

      and he sounds like hes from like the 40s

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 3 года назад +26

    Tan saying that John looked older than 36 vicariously devastated me.

  • @rootb77
    @rootb77 3 года назад +75

    tan france, the stylist: puts john in pink jacket, which washes him out, and is also wrinkled
    ok

    • @mags506
      @mags506 2 года назад

      it was on purpose lmfao yall are slow

  • @JustinSmithXenoabe
    @JustinSmithXenoabe 4 года назад +2719

    If John's next special isn't titled "Finally Fuckable" then Netflix should just call it quits.

  • @ariannasalinas6159
    @ariannasalinas6159 4 года назад +3516

    11:37 : tan places his hand on the rack and leans comfortably
    John places his hand the rack and stands awkwardly
    Honestly just sums up the video lmao

    • @aquaria1885
      @aquaria1885 4 года назад +30

      Arianna Salinas you’re so right I had to go back and watch it 😂

    • @taylormerriam4627
      @taylormerriam4627 4 года назад +11

      So glad you pointed this out lmao

    • @imaginekudryavka9485
      @imaginekudryavka9485 4 года назад +7

      Haha yes, I noticed that too. John Mulaney seems like he has accomplished so much, yet when it comes down to the wire, he has no recognizable social skills.

  • @alma.libera5254
    @alma.libera5254 3 года назад +7

    When John put that black trench coat at the end, I was like "IT'S BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH"

  • @audreyyates2688
    @audreyyates2688 3 года назад +25

    Tan: You throw your clothes on the floor.
    John: Do you?
    Tan: Absolutey not. I assumed you did.
    John: That’s true.
    Tan: Straight men
    ☠️

  • @sigridmiller2801
    @sigridmiller2801 4 года назад +2611

    Tan: "With this top on, you look more , , ,cold, , , than daddy,"
    John: "uh huh" *immediately disassociating*

  • @microwavedmusic2501
    @microwavedmusic2501 4 года назад +3736

    John is just like "ok" to everything. Like he will stand there and suffer quietly. Like I feel like you could say anything to him and he would just like " thats ok. I'm fine. That didn't hurt me." He is just really nice.

    • @lemonke2711
      @lemonke2711 4 года назад +477

      you could pour soup in his lap and he'd probably apologize to you.

    • @themripley
      @themripley 4 года назад +371

      His wife once said walking around with him is like watching him run for Mayor of Nothing because he is so nice to everyone all the time.

    • @orangeandblackattack4946
      @orangeandblackattack4946 4 года назад +147

      He even has a bit about that where he literally accepts anything people will dish out to him so seeing him here solidifies that to me.

    • @alondranino423
      @alondranino423 4 года назад +112

      OrangeAndBlackAttack “in fact, we’re gonna frame you for MURDER and you’re gonna go to jail for 35(?) years!!!!”

    • @lilychancey4446
      @lilychancey4446 4 года назад +5

      Alondra Nino beat me to it

  • @toomanyfandoms1996
    @toomanyfandoms1996 3 года назад +15

    when john said he liked harsh realities i just knew how anna felt with that best buy rewards card

  • @apethiny6232
    @apethiny6232 3 года назад +15

    John on his last outfit looks like a divorced country girl going out with her girlfriends on a Friday night

  • @CowsAreIrrelevant
    @CowsAreIrrelevant 4 года назад +2758

    "I always wanted to be a performer in the 50's"
    oh good he's self aware

  • @chloeturner4040
    @chloeturner4040 4 года назад +4883

    he was literally standing like an avatar on the select character menu

    • @chimpsley
      @chimpsley 4 года назад +12

      Chloe Turner underrated comment

    • @mattyangelz
      @mattyangelz 4 года назад +27

      Danganronpa pose

    • @deebee6390
      @deebee6390 4 года назад +3

      I was looking for this comment thank you LMAO

    • @HexagonSun990
      @HexagonSun990 4 года назад +2

      Me

    • @boom-whump
      @boom-whump 4 года назад +6

      i just want to let you know i genuinely laughed out loud at this comment this is so funny

  • @simretsekhon586
    @simretsekhon586 3 года назад +8

    Ok but can we talk about how adorable he was when he blushed, please protect him 😭

  • @WebsterAnn
    @WebsterAnn 3 года назад +5

    I love when Tan tries something that crashes horribly and calmly adjusts to, "So, let's back out of this - now."

  • @nell8359
    @nell8359 4 года назад +2164

    I love how Tan is legit flirting with John and he’s just like, “Well that’s nice of you to say”

    • @jessiegreen4471
      @jessiegreen4471 4 года назад +12

      I read that in his voice 😂

    • @kassidyengst2706
      @kassidyengst2706 4 года назад

      you have an amazing profile photo

    • @nell8359
      @nell8359 4 года назад +3

      kassidy e well thanks. It’s John Deacon, circa 1982, being *the love of my life*

    • @kassidyengst2706
      @kassidyengst2706 4 года назад +2

      nells bells yeah i knew it was deaky that’s why i complimented it but,, that’s a big mood ahsjsk

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +5

      Honestly as someone who’s like John in attitude I would say that too XD
      Too socially awkward for anything else

  • @colbycat19
    @colbycat19 4 года назад +1530

    John: “You don’t like it at all...”
    Tan: “No, I’m really angry.”
    John: “Okay...”
    Tan: “Like I’ve never wanted to hit you more.”

    • @anahernandezcardona9165
      @anahernandezcardona9165 4 года назад +1

      Kim Carney hahahahahahaj

    • @piyam5948
      @piyam5948 4 года назад +3

      Meaning there's a level where he wants to hit him all the time?

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 года назад +1

      I kinda wanted him to say "daddy" again in that moment.

  • @tearez13
    @tearez13 3 года назад +52

    seeing mulaney not in a suit makes me oddly uncomfortable

    • @water9892
      @water9892 2 года назад +1

      Yeah it's like seeing your teacher in a supermarket

  • @girli-with-an-i
    @girli-with-an-i 3 года назад +14

    I feel like seeing unscripted John makes it easier to see why him and Pete are such good friends (not really a fan of the outfits (the third and fourth-ish ones were pretty good tho), but I love these interactions (love them both so much!!!!!!!!!!!))

  • @rachelmazza4079
    @rachelmazza4079 4 года назад +2116

    J: do you throw your clothes on the floor?
    T: absolutely not, I’m assuming you do
    J:..yeah sometimes
    T: STRAIGHT MEN 🙄

    • @jackfrostghosts
      @jackfrostghosts 4 года назад +4

      Probably due to his ADHD 😂😂

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 4 года назад

      @@jackfrostghosts he has adhd??

    • @jackfrostghosts
      @jackfrostghosts 4 года назад +1

      Robin A. C. Yeah

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 4 года назад +2

      @@jackfrostghosts weird that I didn't know... but it's cool to know one more celebrity with ADHD. do you know where he talked about it? how did you know?

    • @AnikaandAj
      @AnikaandAj 4 года назад

      @@jackfrostghosts Wait that's an ADHD thing? Wait John Mulaney has ADHD? I'm beginning to realize why I connected so hard as I look at my clothes on the floor.

  • @morganmuldoon
    @morganmuldoon 4 года назад +3238

    John Mulaney needs to have a show where HE dresses up EVERYBODY ELSE. 50's politeness and attire needs to come back. He's smart, kind, hilarious, and HOT.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад +50

      The 1950's called...
      ...and wants to thank you for filtering out the bad bits, emphasising the good ones, and just reminding us all again why we love John :-)

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 4 года назад +12

      He would put suspenders on someone and make a joke about slapping then against you after reading the newspaper like some self abuse as if the news wasnt bad enough that day.

  • @m.i.3319
    @m.i.3319 3 года назад +9

    "When I'm not wearing a suit, I feel like I have no authority."
    Me too.

  • @madisongraves2302
    @madisongraves2302 3 года назад +5

    I understood John on a spiritual level at 11:35 when he put his hand up on that bar after Tan did

  • @Pinkpeonysss
    @Pinkpeonysss 4 года назад +1078

    John: .....do YOU throw your clothes on the floor?
    Tan: No, never. But I assume you do which is why I said that
    John: I sometimes do..
    Tan: Of course, straight man
    😂😂😂

    • @SargisMzikyan
      @SargisMzikyan 4 года назад +10

      I scrolled thru the whole comment section for this particular one, bless you :D

    • @fabulousbaticorn9991
      @fabulousbaticorn9991 4 года назад +1

      i'm pretty gay but i dress like a straight man

  • @ghosth.8215
    @ghosth.8215 4 года назад +2209

    i’m so glad people agree because how *DARE* Tan say John Mulaney *DOESN’T* look fuckable in his suit

    • @sonias3778
      @sonias3778 4 года назад +11

      yes, thank you.

    • @dominiqueearly2262
      @dominiqueearly2262 4 года назад +45

      Agree and as a hetero female I would never get with a guy who was wearing a peach linen suit. 🤢
      Not my cup of tea 🤪

    • @bessythompson1472
      @bessythompson1472 4 года назад +38

      yes! that peach suit just completely washed him out in my opinion. i love his suit looks! 😍

    • @marianneainscough7127
      @marianneainscough7127 4 года назад +32

      Tan said he looks like a dad but its more like John Mulaney looks like he could make you call him Daddy

    • @carolbedrosian4650
      @carolbedrosian4650 4 года назад +22

      I've always thought that John Mulaney's styling is perfection...including the suits!

  • @missdelaney723
    @missdelaney723 3 года назад +22

    I beg of you: Bill Hader, for your consideration. I would like to see a full screwball makeover. Make the man a modern Cary Grant.

  • @dilEmmaClaire
    @dilEmmaClaire 3 года назад +8

    John: do you throw your clothes on the floor?
    Tan: no absolutely not, I assume you do which is why I said that
    John: I do sometimes...
    Tan: *straight man*

  • @savi7171
    @savi7171 4 года назад +1712

    tan: I wanna see you in something Pete.
    john's 2 remaining brain cells: ?????
    tan: ...Davidson.
    john: Ah! Okay!

    • @Alex-xn9th
      @Alex-xn9th 4 года назад +52

      Idk about John but I thought he was saying "peat." Why would I think that Tan meant bog sediment? No idea. Especially after mentioning Pete Davidson like a minute prior.

    • @lilymeyers5312
      @lilymeyers5312 4 года назад +11

      my dumbass went 'buttigieg?'

    • @TheRealAlexLovett
      @TheRealAlexLovett 4 года назад +3

      @@Alex-xn9th Haha I thought he said peat too, there is an obscure color named after it and it looks awful

  • @leovomend8789
    @leovomend8789 4 года назад +1493

    a fuckable john mulaney would be too powerfull, a full fledged immortal finally

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 4 года назад +86

      Bold of you to imply John Mulaney has not always been fuckable

    • @leovomend8789
      @leovomend8789 4 года назад +3

      @Olivia Wilson of course he's fully immortal im just saying he's missing the gall and galore of like vampires y'know

  • @liajones6098
    @liajones6098 3 года назад +18

    Love John Mulaney, and wishing him well

  • @DanielCastro-vz2vy
    @DanielCastro-vz2vy 3 года назад +21

    i love how john can match tans energy, they have a funny chemistry, they seem like they could actually be friends irl

  • @Octobure
    @Octobure 4 года назад +4001

    Everyone:
    Tan France: "FOKABL"

  • @stewyhosseini
    @stewyhosseini 4 года назад +3306

    john being criticised by tan and just going “ok” is the biggest mood, hes too nice 😭😭

    • @haleyalexis1264
      @haleyalexis1264 3 года назад +44

      it’s like the skit he did on the netflix special i think new in town? maybe idk but he said without his wife around he takes ANY treatment bc hes a pushover 😭😭 now we know it wasnt just a skit

    • @thisisme4074
      @thisisme4074 2 года назад +3

      you could pour soup in his laugh and he would apologize to you

    • @supremechaosbeing2696
      @supremechaosbeing2696 2 года назад +1

      "you're a little fat girl, aren't you?"

  • @kilmameri
    @kilmameri 3 года назад +6

    10:52 the cc say "mumbles" but John is asking Tan if he ever shoplifted when he was younger.

  • @melik5455
    @melik5455 3 года назад +10

    The last outfit makes him look like the cool lit teacher that everyone loves

  • @fatimafloreshernandez7467
    @fatimafloreshernandez7467 4 года назад +1267

    Look at that high-waisted man, he's got feminine hips!

    • @agatabajorska1156
      @agatabajorska1156 4 года назад +78

      Hey! That's the thing he's sensitive about!
      And it kinda shows tbh, he looks really uncomfortable in those jeans.

    • @safirgenus6291
      @safirgenus6291 4 года назад +15

      If I see a group of 13 year olds, I will walk the other way.

  • @dohaamasha
    @dohaamasha 4 года назад +2066

    Tan: I thought you were older!
    John: *triggered*
    now this tall child looks worse AND old😱

    • @susipotter8941
      @susipotter8941 4 года назад +27

      Get some rest tall child!

    • @katherineeichler
      @katherineeichler 4 года назад +16

      duha amasha stop burning the candle at both ends!

    • @wowlover16
      @wowlover16 4 года назад +8

      I honestly didn’t understand that from Tan! John has seemed like a thirty something for at least 5 years now, and well, that makes perfect sense.

    • @beepboop756
      @beepboop756 4 года назад +6

      It's weird because to me Tan looks at least 5 years older than John

  • @yukiandkanamekuran
    @yukiandkanamekuran 3 года назад +11

    John being totally cordial and easy going is the funniest part

  • @aliciugh
    @aliciugh 3 года назад +2

    tan: this is probably gonna work for women too -
    john: like my wife ????????

  • @charlottehankins9563
    @charlottehankins9563 4 года назад +2178

    I love how John can manage to make even the most outgoing people uncomfortable

  • @whizzersterriblehorribleno773
    @whizzersterriblehorribleno773 4 года назад +1369

    “I assumed you were slightly older.”
    “....oh wow.”
    IMMORTAL BROODING

  • @sweetpandageek
    @sweetpandageek 3 года назад +25

    alternate title: two married men with mad chemistry terrorise the employees at saks fifth avenue

  • @rivkaruttenberg2628
    @rivkaruttenberg2628 10 месяцев назад +2

    John is so unfailingly polite. I sensed his discomfort but he would never have it in him to mock, or even question Tan. (For the record, I love Tan). Style and aesthetics are subjective.

  • @naome3904
    @naome3904 4 года назад +3984

    Tan: *teaching john how to pose*
    John: *skiing in place*

    • @isabellanebs22
      @isabellanebs22 3 года назад +19

      God this made me cry laugh

    • @bethfinn370
      @bethfinn370 3 года назад +14

      I.am.dying. Funniest shit I've read on here. Comedy gold.

  • @Starsim99
    @Starsim99 4 года назад +1274

    He wants to feel like an entertainer from the 50s because he’s an immortal and wants to relive his glory days

    • @magpielark
      @magpielark 4 года назад +52

      Tan thinking he was older bothered him because he doesn't want to be found out.

    • @StraveTube
      @StraveTube 4 года назад +35

      He became immortal as a child and he's never aged, only gotten taller.

    • @name-km8gy
      @name-km8gy 3 года назад +3

      We need to find a picture of him in the fiftys!

  • @facespkz_osu
    @facespkz_osu 3 года назад +4

    thumbnail designer: "I don't need to trace it, I know how big letters should be"

  • @adee1102
    @adee1102 3 года назад +2

    Mulaney's looks at 4:43 : 😮😂😂😂

  • @melissadana7829
    @melissadana7829 4 года назад +4441

    Sorry, love Tan, but he's wrong. Mulaney is hot af in his suits. Full stop.

    • @LycanLink
      @LycanLink 4 года назад +236

      Even as a straight guy, I 100% agree. That pink suit looked awful on him to me. He looks so at home in his usual suits.

    • @liesastrohbach1514
      @liesastrohbach1514 4 года назад +112

      @@LycanLink @Melissa, I do agree that John is hot in his suits, but I see where Tan is coming from. John did say that the suits give him a 1950s feel, which exudes the energy of an older time period, which is why Tan thought it aged him. And for me, John in the pink suit confirmed Tan's assessment, because him wearing that made him look like (to me, mind you) Grant Gustin's brother. As in, more age-appropriate if not more youthful than a 1950s style dress code.
      But it doesn't really matter to me one way or the other, because John is hot always

    • @spdadventurer1754
      @spdadventurer1754 4 года назад +13

      aahh i was looking 4 this comment...john is always hot...although i loved all the cloths he wore here, except that bag thing around his chest😂😂 he just had to be a bit confident and all those outfits would work on him😄😄

    • @cutefudgebearsROCK
      @cutefudgebearsROCK 4 года назад +1

      Melissa Dana RIGHHHHHTTTT?? 🙄🙄

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 4 года назад +19

      Period. I lovee him in his suits. I mean obviously there’s the running joke that he belongs in the 50’s, but actually. He looks so damn classy.

  • @melissafernandez4725
    @melissafernandez4725 4 года назад +1068

    Tan: "You look hot!"
    John: "This works?"
    T: "It works for me. And if it works for this gay, it's probably gonna work for women too."
    I. AM. DEAD. I love Tan France.

  • @amythyst9775
    @amythyst9775 3 года назад +10

    Alternative title: Tan France turns John Mulaney into Grant Gustin.

  • @paigeherrin29
    @paigeherrin29 2 года назад +6

    I love Mulaney’s 1950’s ad-man, skinny tie suit look! I know it’s his “stage” look. I disagree with Mr. French. I think Mulaney already looks amazing.