John Mulaney Shares NSFW Spider-Ham Outtakes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2018
  • John Mulaney talks to Jimmy about his super secretive and profanity-laced experience voicing Spider-Ham for Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse animated film.
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  • @justinkays6586
    @justinkays6586 5 лет назад +9240

    “Youre a super hero who is a pig and makes non-stop outdated joke”
    He played my dad in this movie.

    • @t.h.1492
      @t.h.1492 4 года назад +116

      I just realized this. All our dads are in this movie, the dads are spider-ham’s nose

    • @stickypoopoo8982
      @stickypoopoo8982 4 года назад +155

      My dad is venom in this movie, because venom wasn't in it........

    • @stikvidsyt1369
      @stikvidsyt1369 4 года назад +27

      @@stickypoopoo8982 Such an edgy joke... I love it

    • @stickypoopoo8982
      @stickypoopoo8982 4 года назад +27

      @@stikvidsyt1369 thanks man u totally sounded like u loved it :D

    • @lt.boinks992
      @lt.boinks992 4 года назад +2

      You’re dads a superhero

  • @GetSherlock22
    @GetSherlock22 5 лет назад +20841

    Are you telling me that Marvel got him to a secondary location with nothing more than a phone call???

    • @officialbarilla3124
      @officialbarilla3124 5 лет назад +1947

      don't worry John cussed a lot and so that threw them of their rythm

    • @Holliday0089
      @Holliday0089 4 года назад +138

      @@officialbarilla3124 I was gonna say this shit

    • @jethrosullivan2862
      @jethrosullivan2862 4 года назад +519

      Bittenbinder would not be impressed

    • @isaacman112
      @isaacman112 4 года назад +177

      No. Sony did.

    • @thorgod0824
      @thorgod0824 4 года назад +344

      I hope he brought his money clip

  • @Taylor-tut
    @Taylor-tut 5 лет назад +16500

    "this is how people get kidnapped... but I was available." did JJ Bittenbinder teach him NOTHING??

    • @darion8476
      @darion8476 5 лет назад +119

      That special made me wheeze with laughter

    • @souulkeeper1384
      @souulkeeper1384 5 лет назад +229

      Well he did tell them "when" you get kidnapped, not "if" you get kidnapped. So John probably thought this was his when.

    • @stopthatwaffle9928
      @stopthatwaffle9928 5 лет назад +122

      Gotta throw them off their rhythm

    • @user-lq3ub5yb3v
      @user-lq3ub5yb3v 5 лет назад +66

      Nikki Riley there was no secondary location (thank god)

    • @imperiumdivinity
      @imperiumdivinity 5 лет назад +54

      STREET SMARTS!

  • @danielsilverstone1721
    @danielsilverstone1721 5 лет назад +7384

    I really like how John makes sure to look at the audience when he talks. He really talks to everyone. Love this guy

    • @edwardhernandez6668
      @edwardhernandez6668 4 года назад +10

      I noticed that too!! 😁

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 4 года назад +136

      He’s comfortable with it. He’s a standup comedian, after all. I mean most celebrities rarely do any sort of public speaking, even more seldom as themselves, so it’s easier for them to focus on the host more than the audience. Not to mention, I don’t necessarily think John like’s Jimmy Fallon all that much. Idk I get a certain vibe off them together

    • @MelissaG84
      @MelissaG84 4 года назад +55

      I remember he did that when he was on (I think The Tonight Show) with Cardi B. He kept turning toward Cardi and including her in the conversation and he brought her a baby gift and he was just a class act (as always)

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 4 года назад +10

      Maybe he also feels weird talking to Jimmy because when he's with other hosts he sometimes looks at them more. But then again maybe he was looking at the audience a lot because he's promoting a big movie

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 3 года назад +14

      I think he just hates Jimmy

  • @sydneymerryman8804
    @sydneymerryman8804 5 лет назад +5541

    ‘ doing the voice of spiderham ‘
    spiderham: is literally just john’s voice

    • @amanday3103
      @amanday3103 4 года назад +18

      sydney merryman Yeah he really can’t do voices

    • @abhishekch8322
      @abhishekch8322 4 года назад +251

      His voice is a voice

    • @amanday3103
      @amanday3103 4 года назад +20

      Abhishek Ch this is true

    • @SonaLovesick
      @SonaLovesick 4 года назад +29

      @@amanday3103 not completely true look up John mulaney new in town bit

    • @satanluciferington7580
      @satanluciferington7580 3 года назад +35

      That’s totally not true! I know what you’re getting at, but he does the new in town bit, his gazebo bit, you know his bill clinton bit, I think he’s actually rather good at voices.

  • @super_cyb0rg226
    @super_cyb0rg226 5 лет назад +3157

    "I've been Spider Ham 30 f***ing years!" was delivered absolutely flawlessly. In fact, even all of his cleaned up lines in the movie were pitch perfect. This movie is easily a 9/10. Watch it.

  • @TurdFerguson884
    @TurdFerguson884 5 лет назад +10392

    John Mulaney and his old timey radio voice

  • @parthantal3384
    @parthantal3384 5 лет назад +3505

    "That's all folks"
    *Wait, is he allowed to say that, legally?*
    BEST SCENE EVER!!

    • @d_xzy9744
      @d_xzy9744 3 года назад +9

      How does this have 1.4K likes and no replies?

    • @TheZomboy1
      @TheZomboy1 3 года назад +2

      lkiuytfvbnm

    • @NOnameNOnamehdhdhd
      @NOnameNOnamehdhdhd 3 года назад +3

      @@TheZomboy1 good point

    • @kiddisley5890
      @kiddisley5890 3 года назад +3

      @@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd wkskcmjt ? Sozofmjrmsoa 😡😥

    • @NOnameNOnamehdhdhd
      @NOnameNOnamehdhdhd 3 года назад +3

      @@kiddisley5890 honestly I agree.

  • @CaramLdansen
    @CaramLdansen 5 лет назад +9147

    He had to pee two times within a 15-minute span. Maybe "frequent urination" wasn't such a bogus/random rationale for his Xanax-seeking doctor's visit after all..."Hey, sometimes I pee a lot!"...

    • @angelinabenitaz
      @angelinabenitaz 4 года назад +346

      “Tried to think of a number that would warrant going to the doctor

    • @Vanessa-gd9xm
      @Vanessa-gd9xm 4 года назад +97

      Me too. Crazy, right?!

    • @saphass
      @saphass 4 года назад +129

      eLeVeN

    • @DeputyDexin
      @DeputyDexin 4 года назад +16

      @@saphass times

    • @ErinOC_1306
      @ErinOC_1306 4 года назад +90

      Eminent Encounter
      ‘I get nervous on airplanes’

  • @kimsteinman7972
    @kimsteinman7972 5 лет назад +22117

    Petition for an independent spiderham film that lets John mulaney cuss for 2 hours

  • @rubycio
    @rubycio 5 лет назад +3738

    *bangs fist on table* LET HIM CUSS LET THE PIG CUSS

    • @TMW_ShadowStarr
      @TMW_ShadowStarr 5 лет назад +54

      HE'S A FREAKING PIG. HE HAS THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO CUSS.

    • @dustinz.2139
      @dustinz.2139 5 лет назад +29

      Petition to give spider ham the n word pass

    • @Undrave
      @Undrave 5 лет назад +19

      @@TMW_ShadowStarr He used to be a spider though. He just turned into a pig when he got bit by a radioactive pig.

    • @TMW_ShadowStarr
      @TMW_ShadowStarr 5 лет назад +8

      @@Undrave oh I know the basics of Spider-Ham, I worded it like that to play off the fact that he's a pig (now) and some people think cussing is filthy and vile language.

    • @mika-lw7pd
      @mika-lw7pd 5 лет назад +4

      Let the damn pig cuss, alright? I need this in my life. My girlfriend broke up with me...
      * deteriorates into tears *

  • @jaybirb5507
    @jaybirb5507 5 лет назад +7639

    Ok but did they try to bring him to a secondary location

  • @blairdillard5946
    @blairdillard5946 5 лет назад +9204

    John wasn't scared of being kidnapped because he knows the BITTENBINDER METHOD 😤😤

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 5 лет назад +20

      explain

    • @fooltheclown9004
      @fooltheclown9004 5 лет назад +462

      STREET SMARTS

    • @hobiwankenobi.666
      @hobiwankenobi.666 5 лет назад +331

      you want it? GO GET IT!!

    • @scottmillor
      @scottmillor 5 лет назад +203

      He knows how to let people know something hinky is going on.

    • @KIBWEmma
      @KIBWEmma 5 лет назад +262

      YA GOTCHA MONEY CLIP AND YA FITTY DOLLAR BILL, YA TROW IT

  • @--coven
    @--coven 5 лет назад +6171

    literally any guest ever: so i-
    jimmy: 🤣👏🤣🤣👏

    • @skinnybuggo
      @skinnybuggo 5 лет назад +131

      literally any guest ever:S-
      Crowd:(*CANNED LAUGHTER*)

    • @Jezcassar
      @Jezcassar 5 лет назад +27

      1:12

    •  5 лет назад +20

      Im LIVING for these Jimmy Fallon roasts

    • @coopa4460
      @coopa4460 5 лет назад +11

      guest: a-
      jimmy: tee-hee 🙈😂🤠

    • @jacobaltredes7384
      @jacobaltredes7384 4 года назад +3

      Robert Irving: Hi
      Jimmy: *F e a r*

  • @ebanksstudios
    @ebanksstudios 5 лет назад +6096

    *Is nobody going to mention the handshake at the start*

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 5 лет назад +238

      Ebanks Studios I didn’t notice that 😂

    • @heszedjim9699
      @heszedjim9699 5 лет назад +406

      JFC Jimmy got jimmied

    • @TieflingKumasi
      @TieflingKumasi 5 лет назад +174

      I don’t think he was trying to go for a handshake

    • @guitarrokz13910
      @guitarrokz13910 5 лет назад +83

      I noticed this right away and I was hoping someone would comment on it

    • @RewindingFilm04
      @RewindingFilm04 5 лет назад +74

      What handshake??

  • @jinxbtw1942
    @jinxbtw1942 4 года назад +1037

    0:01.
    Jimmy: *puts out hand for handshake*
    John: *looks at hand*
    Jimmy: *scratches his head*

  • @XiaoTime
    @XiaoTime 5 лет назад +4054

    This tall child has really grown - going to a secondary location and everything.

  • @ananya512
    @ananya512 5 лет назад +1314

    1:33
    “because when it’s these superhero things, they really keep it under wrap”
    *tom holland, mark ruffalo, and seb stan gulp*

    • @djarinriduur
      @djarinriduur 5 лет назад +55

      ananya c Don’t lump Seb in with the guy who accidentally posted the title of his sequel to Instagram and the dork who live-streamed the first twenty minutes of audio of Ragnarok before it was released 😆

    • @ananya512
      @ananya512 5 лет назад +3

      Killian Jones okay okay true

    • @AdaylnTheLifeOf
      @AdaylnTheLifeOf 5 лет назад +29

      Killian Jones lmao it wasn’t an accident. Marvel used them for PR cause it’s fits their image and it’s “cute” when they leak information about the film.

    • @dingusdongusa
      @dingusdongusa 5 лет назад +5

      yeah, tom holland didnt know he was auditioning for spider-man. then he got a call weeks after "HEY!, umm,.. you're spiderman now"

    • @AuroraNCSinger
      @AuroraNCSinger 5 лет назад

      @@dingusdongusa It's kinda hard not to know that you're auditioning for a huge role like that, and the audition process was months long. Plus, he's been a huge Spiderman fan his whole life

  • @attractivecrayon7579
    @attractivecrayon7579 5 лет назад +9065

    John : **says original, thought through, relatable joke**
    Jimmy : ....
    John: So then I-
    Jimmy: **spits out water** AAHAGGSHUUAGAGUAAAHHH

    • @AB-tr5iy
      @AB-tr5iy 5 лет назад +14

      😂😂😅

    • @wootwootletsplaysomefartnu8938
      @wootwootletsplaysomefartnu8938 5 лет назад +479

      lmfao it's like jimmy can't even tell what's considered a joke sksks

    • @justs_
      @justs_ 5 лет назад +173

      I’m guessing he was holding it in but lost it a while after

    • @Yaratoma
      @Yaratoma 5 лет назад +64

      @@justs_ or just understood it

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 года назад +6

      Your profile pic of Lin looks like me after someone wakes me up during a nap

  • @alexanderruiz5085
    @alexanderruiz5085 5 лет назад +2298

    John: *something funny*
    Jimmy: *copy + paste* HA

    • @selir.5139
      @selir.5139 5 лет назад +15

      This is officially my favourite comment explaining Jimmy😂

    • @jessicag8219
      @jessicag8219 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @untatome9337
      @untatome9337 4 года назад +3

      alexander Ruiz
      Gatchu bruh
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @saturnerens
      @saturnerens 4 года назад +2

      MY GOD HES SO ANNOYING LIKE HE WONT LET JOHN SPEAK

  • @HeyJess27
    @HeyJess27 5 лет назад +1947

    I hope he brought his money clip with a $50 in it to this meeting in case it was a kidnapping and he had to throw the kidnapper off his rhythm

  • @GalinDray
    @GalinDray 5 лет назад +3658

    John is so much wittier than Jimmy it's a little unnerving

    • @TheBakuganmaster99
      @TheBakuganmaster99 5 лет назад +123

      Why is this such a surprise to you?

    • @BuzzLiteBeer
      @BuzzLiteBeer 5 лет назад +268

      I honestly can't stand Fallon (comes off corny and his laughter does not seem genuine), but he's a late-night powerhouse and gets some of the best guests.

    • @carlsagan1377
      @carlsagan1377 5 лет назад +90

      John should get his own show

    • @ChaoticBad
      @ChaoticBad 5 лет назад +22

      Carl Sagan he did. Unfortunately short-lived

    • @bubrub23
      @bubrub23 5 лет назад +23

      @@ChaoticBad I love John but ... Fortunately short lived

  • @marvelsriot8319
    @marvelsriot8319 5 лет назад +5359

    Anyone: *exists*
    Jimmy: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @junkyardjoe1419
    @junkyardjoe1419 5 лет назад +5105

    I only watch a Jimmy Fallon video when his guest is worth it. And John Mulaney is worth putting up with Jimmy Fallon.

  • @jasonfish896
    @jasonfish896 5 лет назад +2065

    And then I was asked if I wanted to watch this movie. And I said no.
    You know...
    like a liar.

    • @anielson6152
      @anielson6152 5 лет назад +4

      Jason Fish lol yes

    • @additop8118
      @additop8118 5 лет назад +27

      The one thing you can't replace

    • @bananabyter
      @bananabyter 5 лет назад +57

      *_i've never climbed a fence that high before_*
      ...and then I woke up at home.

    • @Mickey_Moon507
      @Mickey_Moon507 5 лет назад +5

      *I've never claimed a fence that high before.*
      ... And then I woke up at home.

    • @dragonrider0079
      @dragonrider0079 5 лет назад +1

      I love this thread so much omg

  • @emmas5287
    @emmas5287 5 лет назад +5292

    John Mulaney should host the Oscars.

    • @larurentius
      @larurentius 5 лет назад +152

      Emma S your halfway right John mulaney and Nick Kroll should host the oscars

    • @emmas5287
      @emmas5287 5 лет назад +46

      YOU RIGHT THEY BOTH SHOULD HOST

    • @lalie9995
      @lalie9995 5 лет назад +117

      King Loui did you really just say “blacks” 🙄

    • @mbanerjee5889
      @mbanerjee5889 5 лет назад +54

      John Mulaney should host everything.

    • @dawizz98
      @dawizz98 5 лет назад +66

      King Loui Black people don't give a shit about the Oscars 😂 we care about the BET Awards keep that racist shit elsewhere bitch boy

  • @brightnfab291
    @brightnfab291 4 года назад +887

    Spoilers:
    It actually had a disappointing lack of Spider Ham lines

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 4 года назад +59

      the movie kinda had a disappointing lack of spider ham lines.
      i think his uncle has more lines.

    • @DannibalManRealOmgNoWay
      @DannibalManRealOmgNoWay 4 года назад +3

      @@leeman27534 Spider-Ham's uncle?

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 года назад +25

      @@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay Actually, he was referring to Uncle Aaron, Miles's uncle.
      But I am now curious as to what Spider-Ham's uncle's name could be. Thanks!

    • @DannibalManRealOmgNoWay
      @DannibalManRealOmgNoWay 4 года назад +37

      @@IdeaBox-dk5vj A scrapped line says his name is Frankfurter.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 года назад +2

      @@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay Thank you!

  • @starblaze5813
    @starblaze5813 5 лет назад +729

    They talked him into going to secondary location on his own.

    • @looney1023
      @looney1023 5 лет назад +20

      Glad his STREET SMARTS didn't prevent him from being in this fantastic movie

  • @hvz4ever
    @hvz4ever 5 лет назад +1904

    Please let Sony release a special R-rated version of the movie where the only change is Spider-ham swears constantly

    • @GDM245
      @GDM245 5 лет назад +60

      They also need to add Japanese Spider-Man to the R rated version of the movie

    • @user-iy8rm5hv5k
      @user-iy8rm5hv5k 5 лет назад +1

      ةوو وزممحححجججضجججج من قبل أن متميز محمد كككك
      هههههههههه

    • @y3ldarb2
      @y3ldarb2 5 лет назад +24

      @@GDM245 I can already hear the FBI waiting outside your door, waiting for you to make an overt sexual reference.

    • @elisahuberman3408
      @elisahuberman3408 5 лет назад +3

      Go watch Deadpool

    • @VoyageOne1
      @VoyageOne1 5 лет назад +2

      Go and watch "Big Mouth"

  • @loganmoreland7394
    @loganmoreland7394 5 лет назад +1947

    This is the most British looking guy who isn't British

    • @blademasta3650
      @blademasta3650 5 лет назад +25

      tr900 - yes British people have a look, now go back to your dark corner you edgy teen with a blacked out profile picture.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 5 лет назад +19

      LOL he looks like a more handsome american version of my inbred friend in school lol

    • @vertexmurcury1816
      @vertexmurcury1816 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂how dare you tell the truth

    • @loganmoreland7394
      @loganmoreland7394 5 лет назад +3

      @@AbsoluteAbsurd lmao😂😂😂

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 5 лет назад

      Caleigh Moreland lol

  • @Tunks08
    @Tunks08 5 лет назад +737

    The fake laughing is strong with this one

    • @yalikebe3ns797
      @yalikebe3ns797 4 года назад +1

      :( i ruined it u had 420 likes heh

    • @hoccuphocc2436
      @hoccuphocc2436 3 года назад +1

      yA liKe bE3Ns ? Funny number funny number

  • @mattkingdon5260
    @mattkingdon5260 5 лет назад +1963

    How do I mute just Jimmy Fallon?

    • @jaredbumblecrum
      @jaredbumblecrum 5 лет назад +76

      First you buy a weapon, do the rest

    • @dzfz2100
      @dzfz2100 5 лет назад +105

      Oh man, that would be an amazing Chrome extension - just make Fallon not exist anywhere on the Internet

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 4 года назад +12

      Very careful editing

    • @sm9800
      @sm9800 3 года назад +2

      @@jaredbumblecrum joker vibes

  • @gamedemon24
    @gamedemon24 5 лет назад +1425

    Well his first mistake was letting the producers take him to a secondary location

    • @adrianrice2177
      @adrianrice2177 5 лет назад +54

      At least he had his money clip on him, from some haberdashery

    • @arbenbalian8755
      @arbenbalian8755 5 лет назад

      h

    • @gamedemon24
      @gamedemon24 5 лет назад

      i

    • @levijames717
      @levijames717 5 лет назад +16

      detective jj bittenbinder tried to warn him.

    • @mick-7032
      @mick-7032 5 лет назад +10

      gamedemon24 J.J bittenbinder would be so disappointed

  • @alexestrada2757
    @alexestrada2757 5 лет назад +649

    "Wherever I go, the wind follows, and the wind smells like rain." is SUCH a Nic Cage line xD

    • @TMW_ShadowStarr
      @TMW_ShadowStarr 5 лет назад +5

      GIVE THE MAN AN OSCAR.

    • @Undrave
      @Undrave 5 лет назад +46

      I'd watch a Spider-man Noir movie.

    • @arbenbalian8755
      @arbenbalian8755 5 лет назад

      Thanks

    • @atoaster4738
      @atoaster4738 5 лет назад

      do you smell the lemon juice

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 5 лет назад +4

      In the immortal words of Real Fans of Genius, "WHEEERE IS THAT WIND COMING FROOOMM?"

  • @orawolfgram2838
    @orawolfgram2838 5 лет назад +73

    “Two days?? Hahahaa.... I’ve been Spider-Ham for 30 f***ing years”
    lmfao 😂😂😂
    I wish they kept that in the movie omg

  • @SL1MTB0Y01
    @SL1MTB0Y01 5 лет назад +319

    into the spider verse was brilliant but it would be even better if john were allowed swear

  • @jodie2763
    @jodie2763 5 лет назад +465

    john is genuinely hilarious
    “they gave me a call and i said ‘hello’, yanno?”

  • @sha2424
    @sha2424 5 лет назад +1073

    kinda can't believe how easy it was for them to get him to a secondary location like that

    • @itsflymyguy
      @itsflymyguy 5 лет назад +1

      you've commented like 7 times

    • @sha2424
      @sha2424 5 лет назад +62

      i know what i'm about, son

    • @itsflymyguy
      @itsflymyguy 5 лет назад +1

      +Shannon Dean Uhh I'll take ur word for it mother

    • @oOdOdY75Oo
      @oOdOdY75Oo 5 лет назад +5

      For those who scrolled through looking for what these means, it's a reference from his show "kid gorgeous".

  • @Fi_Sci_
    @Fi_Sci_ 5 лет назад +506

    *”Wherever I go the wind follows, and the Wind smells like Rain”*
    *”Sometimes I let the Match burn all the way to my fingertips just so I can feel something”*
    No joke in my opinion I think Nicholas Cage Spider-Man Noir has the best lines

    • @fuzzbrain913
      @fuzzbrain913 4 года назад +22

      This is a pretty hardcore origin story

    • @josedirks3973
      @josedirks3973 3 года назад +19

      The disappointed "aww" when the match burns out made me giggle

    • @thefatbearcrew
      @thefatbearcrew 3 года назад +3

      Wherever I go the wind follows

    • @paino190
      @paino190 2 года назад +5

      "We dont pick the ballroom we just dance"

    • @grr8008
      @grr8008 Год назад +6

      "Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?"

  • @jordanmathenia1966
    @jordanmathenia1966 5 лет назад +295

    "It CAN get weirder!"

  • @salrodriguez7052
    @salrodriguez7052 5 лет назад +930

    John needs his own talk show. He has so much more personality and charisma than Jimmy

    • @cayv7694
      @cayv7694 5 лет назад +19

      anyone can do better than Jimmy

  • @somerandomkid6858
    @somerandomkid6858 5 лет назад +604

    Nobody’s talking about how Jimmy Fallon’s handshake got denied.

    • @kimchik6825
      @kimchik6825 5 лет назад +16

      Lmao I didn’t notice! Thank u for pointing that out

    • @darkain666
      @darkain666 5 лет назад +9

      yeah, that was bruuuutal XD

    • @itsameprincesspeach
      @itsameprincesspeach 5 лет назад +6

      Rightfully so

    • @izzyg4184
      @izzyg4184 5 лет назад +12

      i dont think he even saw his hand.... bless John’s heart

  • @gen7087
    @gen7087 5 лет назад +578

    Why is Jimmy Fallon in a John Mulaney special?

  • @AJGuineaPig
    @AJGuineaPig 5 лет назад +226

    I got bitten by a radioactive *PIG!*

    • @justjeemy5646
      @justjeemy5646 5 лет назад +4

      AdamJohn RAWR XD does that make it a hickey?

    • @sahara2654
      @sahara2654 5 лет назад +5

      Jeremy Humphries thats not how bites work lmao

  • @lumi521
    @lumi521 5 лет назад +386

    They got him to a secondary location

    • @shook5058
      @shook5058 5 лет назад +6

      Carter ! i’m surprised he didn’t make that joke

    • @lumi521
      @lumi521 5 лет назад

      Anne Spalding SAME !!!!

    • @jadebot800
      @jadebot800 5 лет назад +2

      I'm cackling

  • @luxusmode111
    @luxusmode111 5 лет назад +1266

    This tall child should host the Academy Awards. This is one of the cleanest comedians out there.

    • @larurentius
      @larurentius 5 лет назад +28

      luxusmode111 as long as Nick kroll is cohosting

    • @bickle8931
      @bickle8931 5 лет назад +2

      Naw hell get banned for saying jew in a joke

    • @referablesauce
      @referablesauce 5 лет назад +6

      Cleanest comedians? I'm not 100% familiar with his work buuuuttt, have you seen Big Mouth? Great show, give it a go.

    • @luxusmode111
      @luxusmode111 5 лет назад +9

      Andy Larsen i've seen it. I think he just voiced it, Kroll's the one more involved in writing and producing it. But obviously i've also meant he's very wholesome, and that you wont find any homophobic/racist tweet or whatever people these days get offended by.

    • @richardmarshall7283
      @richardmarshall7283 5 лет назад +9

      luxusmode111 you should actually listen to his standup. He is not wholesome, he just good at making it seem so.

  • @dumbalek6001
    @dumbalek6001 5 лет назад +169

    "there were no movies for kids when i was little"
    you mean like........ the 1930s John? He almost spilled the truth about being an immortal being born in early 1900s

    • @krystali2804
      @krystali2804 3 года назад +5

      But the question is, Did he kill princess Diana??

    • @ieatchildren7863
      @ieatchildren7863 3 года назад +4

      @@krystali2804 No, he was in Wisconsin and the T.V. was obviously warm /hj

  • @theoneandonlycucumber
    @theoneandonlycucumber 5 лет назад +108

    "So I get to a building..."
    Jimmy Fallon: *laughs for some reason*

    • @julianarose9872
      @julianarose9872 5 лет назад +11

      It’s insane how many times Jimmy claps & & throws his head back or slaps his knee /desk and bends over all with hysterical laughter, at every other sentence his guests utter

  • @jankastelmaszyk7268
    @jankastelmaszyk7268 5 лет назад +166

    “your parents took you to adult dramas?”
    i mean they also ordered ONE BLACK COFFEE

    • @giboi03
      @giboi03 3 года назад +2

      And they were BOTH lawyers

  • @judi7238
    @judi7238 5 лет назад +195

    I can't believe John Mulaney actually went to a secondary location, like does he not remember anything Bitten binder said?

  • @jemimathekitten7435
    @jemimathekitten7435 5 лет назад +509

    John: - which is how a lot of kidnappings begin.
    Y'all: "Jimmy: HARGHAHA"
    Me: S T R E E T S M A R T S

    • @thisisaperson9137
      @thisisaperson9137 4 года назад +10

      With J.J. Bittenbinder

    • @lacey8217
      @lacey8217 3 года назад +1

      SHUT UP YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE STREET SMARTS

  • @szthbnsfprdctn
    @szthbnsfprdctn 4 года назад +139

    "so i get to a build-"
    jimmy: AHAHAHAHAHAH A BUILDING IS A STRUCTURE
    "haha yeah. so i walk ins-"
    "INSIDE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

  • @JinxProductions
    @JinxProductions 5 лет назад +7307

    “There are a lot of die hard Spider-Ham fans out there”
    *Raises Hand*

  • @kyogi9768
    @kyogi9768 5 лет назад +306

    He went to a SECONDARY LOCATION?!?!

    • @bananabyter
      @bananabyter 5 лет назад +3

      I guess he'll have to use the Bittenbinder technique.

  • @tfg_8564
    @tfg_8564 5 лет назад +324

    Guest: **talks**
    Jimmy fallon:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @bluepugjr4573
    @bluepugjr4573 5 лет назад +93

    John mulaney: *exists*
    Jimmy Fallon on vacation across the world: *WHEEZE*

    • @autsjn
      @autsjn 5 лет назад +2

      This is the best comment I’ve seen today thank you

  • @noway9320
    @noway9320 5 лет назад +1192

    "I went into a building"
    Fallon laughs so hard he slaps his table in half and has a stroke
    "I was a pig"
    Fallon bursts into gibs, laughing the whole time

    • @somethingstuffguy4159
      @somethingstuffguy4159 5 лет назад +43

      "I said hi"
      Jimmy: *hawk screeching*

    • @looney1023
      @looney1023 5 лет назад +10

      @@somethingstuffguy4159 That one was genuinely funny so I'll give him that one, but the follow up line was unnecessary

    • @juliettemarie3255
      @juliettemarie3255 4 года назад +10

      Jimmy fake laughs a lot but I don’t think he’s faking it here, John’s delivery is really funny so even just the way he says “I picked up the phone and said ‘hello’?” With the pause afterwards makes it sound really silly

  • @lfkw2484
    @lfkw2484 5 лет назад +2126

    He's doing a good job representing all asian-americans

  • @Rob-hb7wh
    @Rob-hb7wh 4 года назад +33

    "you play a superhero, who's a pig"
    "Say no more"

  • @ghostasparagus9842
    @ghostasparagus9842 5 лет назад +163

    Jimmy Fallon is that guy at the party who sidles up to you to tell you a personal story that doesn't have a punchline, then laughs at his own experience, and you have to stare wistfully across the crowd of happier people like a marooned sailor just hoping someone will come rescue you, or at least an emergency will come up so you can tell him you have to take a call.
    Alternative: If life was an improv game, Jimmy Fallon is Michael Scott taking out a gun and shooting everyone for each sketch.

  • @brigidmalley8479
    @brigidmalley8479 5 лет назад +612

    Tall Child: So I get to a building...
    Jimmy: 😂😂😂👏
    1:56

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 5 лет назад +10493

    Spider-Ham is the greatest un-Kosher thing ever! Love it! 😇

  • @elpajmo
    @elpajmo 5 лет назад +50

    I just looooove John Mulaney’s sense of humor. An amazing human being. 👍🏻

  • @nathanonsgard2152
    @nathanonsgard2152 5 лет назад +1306

    Can Jimmy stop laughing at simple statements?

    • @cryophile
      @cryophile 5 лет назад +44

      No. He's fake.

    • @twoDie4
      @twoDie4 5 лет назад +34

      @Jerry Gonzales Old Lady: My husband, lost his battle against cancer-
      Jimmy: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @duckynoodles3560
    @duckynoodles3560 5 лет назад +1796

    John played the voice of spider-ham....he'll need to make ham jokes now

    • @MrFunyun
      @MrFunyun 5 лет назад +5

      I like bacon.

    • @y3ldarb2
      @y3ldarb2 5 лет назад +6

      A 'pigs are cannibals' type of joke might work well.

    • @VoyageOne1
      @VoyageOne1 5 лет назад

      I hope they do in Big Mouth s3

    • @seanperone449
      @seanperone449 5 лет назад

      He’s John Ham now!

    • @folks3864
      @folks3864 5 лет назад +2

      Aubrey Does Art he needs to go ham on them.

  • @rubylefebvre
    @rubylefebvre 5 лет назад +884

    fallon kinda just repeating whatever mulaney is saying and feeling threatened bc john is so much funnier than him is so funny

  • @entity7150
    @entity7150 5 лет назад +80

    Bittenbinder would be ASHAMED. HE TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS JOHN!

  • @leilarobles9359
    @leilarobles9359 5 лет назад +120

    5:38 is where the outtakes start to happen. 2 days? (laugh) I've been spider-ham for 30 f***ing years

    • @canijust101
      @canijust101 5 лет назад

      Leila Robles i love that line

  • @LikeTheBuffalo
    @LikeTheBuffalo 5 лет назад +236

    John Mulaney is too good for Fallon. Jimmy must have some _amazing_ photos of whoever he's blackmailing to have this job.

  • @sabahbubbler
    @sabahbubbler 5 лет назад +47

    Spider-Ham's theme song should be "What's new pussycat", played 7 times

    • @senoj.rednaxela
      @senoj.rednaxela 5 лет назад +1

      And one "it's not unusual" between pussycats

  • @JaqenHghar.
    @JaqenHghar. 5 лет назад +1100

    How much I like John Mulaney is equivalent to how much I dislike Jimmy Fallon

    • @grantbullert
      @grantbullert 5 лет назад +12

      A man should not use the word "I" when he speaks.

    • @callsignvail9020
      @callsignvail9020 5 лет назад +4

      Jaqen H'ghar you broke net even

    • @callsignvail9020
      @callsignvail9020 5 лет назад +65

      Grant Bullert “how much me like John Mulaney” Ooga booga to you, an intellectual

    • @JaqenHghar.
      @JaqenHghar. 5 лет назад +7

      @@grantbullert A man realizes his mistakes. valar morghulis

    • @carcrashhearts
      @carcrashhearts 4 года назад +4

      This reply section is gold

  • @Animallover24678
    @Animallover24678 Год назад +5

    petition for all of the outtakes to be released

  • @skinjuice7491
    @skinjuice7491 5 лет назад +213

    Look at that high waisted man he’s got a wonderful way about him without trying too hard.

    • @hannahmaria9021
      @hannahmaria9021 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂 this is so good!

    • @hollyodell4012
      @hollyodell4012 5 лет назад +6

      He's got feminine hips...

    • @katethegate
      @katethegate 5 лет назад +9

      Holly Odell NO! THAT’S THE THING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +1481

    All I could think of was Homer Simpson singing 'Spider Pig'.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 5 лет назад +31

      I'm holding out for some sort of cameo or a reference or something.

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 5 лет назад +15

      you took my post, totally, nothing is better than 'Spider Pig' as sung by the mighty Homer Simpson!

    • @shandean8352
      @shandean8352 5 лет назад +8

      The second the clip began the Spider Pig song started going on a loop in my head. It’s one of my ringtones.

    • @LadyDragoncat
      @LadyDragoncat 5 лет назад +22

      Spider-Pig. Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
      Can he spin on a web?
      No, he can't. He's a pig.
      Oh, yeah.... Here comes the Spider-Pig...

    • @starfiring
      @starfiring 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @xanimefankingdom659
    @xanimefankingdom659 4 года назад +33

    "Cause when it's a superhero movie they keep it under wraps."
    Me: Yep, thanks to this Spiderman *points to Tom Holland*

  • @trains4384
    @trains4384 5 лет назад +213

    john: h-
    jimmy: lmao stop-

  • @truelocomax2804
    @truelocomax2804 5 лет назад +162

    John: so I
    Fallon: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😐

    • @kylemitchell3855
      @kylemitchell3855 5 лет назад +3

      *slaps desk*

    • @wetwilIy
      @wetwilIy 5 лет назад

      Seen this joke already bro

    • @kylemitchell3855
      @kylemitchell3855 5 лет назад +1

      @@wetwilIy and we've all seen Fallons fake ass laugh before but that doesn't stop him

  • @media_crone
    @media_crone 5 лет назад +38

    John being worried about being kidnapped proves that Bittenbinder's methods really had a lasting impact

  • @nathanchappell4495
    @nathanchappell4495 4 года назад +21

    Jimmy: nice to see you *puts out hand*
    John: oh hi
    Jimmy: *retracts hand*

  • @punpunforfun
    @punpunforfun 5 лет назад +36

    "Not afraid of adventure." John doesn't like going to secondary locations, Jimmy.

  • @_magicalpotatos_9338
    @_magicalpotatos_9338 5 лет назад +140

    Am I the only one who thinks that John is definitely one of the most funniest people ever

    • @thrillcosby9961
      @thrillcosby9961 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @nan2339
      @nan2339 5 лет назад

      I can guess that you're like 11 years old.

    • @thrillcosby9961
      @thrillcosby9961 5 лет назад

      @@nan2339 r/woooosh

    • @nan2339
      @nan2339 5 лет назад

      @@thrillcosby9961 wth. how? and also it's two o's.

    • @nan2339
      @nan2339 5 лет назад

      @@thrillcosby9961 did you think i was talking about you lmao?

  • @morganb8250
    @morganb8250 5 лет назад +104

    Guess he’s not worried about secondary locations anymore

  • @fungusman9726
    @fungusman9726 3 года назад +11

    John: “So I get to a building...”
    Jimmy: “hahahahaha *slams table wheezing* hahaha *cough cough* haha”

  • @therealslmccl
    @therealslmccl 5 лет назад +18

    Can’t believe John actually went to a secondary location

  • @SwaggleTv
    @SwaggleTv 5 лет назад +317

    I SWEAR he is the third Property Brother

    • @gabbyc7358
      @gabbyc7358 5 лет назад +7

      THAT'S WHY HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR

    • @kerenk
      @kerenk 5 лет назад +1

      lol theres already an unspoken-of third property brother.... he used to do impressions in vegas

    • @sleepy1684
      @sleepy1684 5 лет назад

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

    • @ReeseKlemm
      @ReeseKlemm 5 лет назад

      Omg yes.

  • @zackzack9341
    @zackzack9341 5 лет назад +89

    Handshake rejected at 2 seconds in. lol

  • @blockbreaker8839
    @blockbreaker8839 5 лет назад +14

    John Mulaney could single handedly run Tonight Show for years without even trying

  • @impatientinc.9332
    @impatientinc.9332 5 лет назад +255

    Nicholas Cage deserves an Oscar for his performance as Spider-Man Noir. Also Jimmy Fallon is a hack.

  • @adorra72
    @adorra72 5 лет назад +98

    Just use the bittenbinder method, get a money clip, robber tries to rob you, you throw the money clip, and he chases after it, and then you run the other way. Because the man with the mustache told me to do it.

    • @mikewilhelm2977
      @mikewilhelm2977 5 лет назад +1

      Just a money clip?

    • @DangLe-ml1ph
      @DangLe-ml1ph 5 лет назад +1

      anime and coffee get a money clip. Engraved question marks

    • @badoomchhroxi
      @badoomchhroxi 5 лет назад +2

      You want it? GO GET IT! STREET SMARTS!

  • @chubbyninja842
    @chubbyninja842 5 лет назад +109

    I'm an old-school SpiderHam fan and Peter Porker is the #1 reason I'm going to watch that movie.

  • @theepoetrygod
    @theepoetrygod 3 года назад +10

    I just washed my hands, that's why they're wet.
    *No other reason.*

  • @gearboxsys9313
    @gearboxsys9313 5 лет назад +22

    it's ok, if it was a kidnapping, john was prepared. he knows not to go to a secondary location

  • @Playfulshenanigans7
    @Playfulshenanigans7 5 лет назад +249

    He's awkwardly attractive

  • @jessewhite71
    @jessewhite71 5 лет назад +89

    John says really normal things and they always come out hilarious

  • @riffedwood5597
    @riffedwood5597 5 лет назад +28

    He is a very, silly, person

  • @skxlter5747
    @skxlter5747 5 лет назад +190

    John looks alot like Grant Gustin lol

  • @shellysierra8072
    @shellysierra8072 5 лет назад +78

    John Mulaney is so effortlessly funny 😂

  • @DUBS720
    @DUBS720 5 лет назад +336

    Mulaney: “Making the movie is really fun...” (Awkwardly digresses into story about when he pissed his pants at the theater when he was a kid)
    Jimmy: “uh, so you improvised some stuff...”
    Mulaney: “Oh. Yeah!” 😂

  • @sienabitetto568
    @sienabitetto568 5 лет назад +18

    Look at how excited john is to see himself

  • @Woofle22
    @Woofle22 Год назад +7

    Every time I see John Mulaney now I’m just wondering “How high was he during this?”