If Eminem Was English
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- Less Eminem, more M&S.
Written and performed by MC Hammersmith.
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MC Hammersmith is a multi-award winning hip hop comedian. He performs improvised and scripted hip hop comedy, and is the world's leading freestyle rapper to ever emerge from the ghetto of middle class west London.
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“Will Smith don’t gotta cuss for his raps to sell records. Understandable, I’ll try to do it less.” Fucking gold.
Eminem needs to see this.
But he wouldn't get half the references, with them being so specifically British 'xD
@@D4n1t0o I don't know, I'm sure ish, he'd get most of the references from the tone of the song, and imagery in the video. Plus his knowledge base is vast, as evidenced in his own tracks.
If not, I'm sure Ed Sheeran will fill in the blanks.
Honestly I'm sure he's seen it already
I'll send it to him
Yes
I died when the EastEnders drums dropped 🤣
127 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that 😂
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ruclips.net/video/ZZ9zF_4bHg0/видео.htmlsi=prvjq-dVxYp2i7km
Was just bout to comment that 😂
East Benders,
@@masonharvey2324well theres nothing to add to their comment, I dont see why thats a problem
'I'm seeing quality dip, like the M&S homous range'...fucking hell 🤣🤣
There Greg's on his sweater already mom spaghetti
I know right!!! 😂😂
I’m not English so I was surprised at how many references I actually understood. Fantastic rapping too.
Same. This rap gave me so many different feels. Including “how did I actually know that reference?” Lol
I get all of the jokes 😂😂😂
WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF TEA TIME WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
And crumpets! Don't forget the crumpets!
@@BrightAmbitionhave you fucking heard of scones
@@Tobysaurusrex10 Yes I have
@@BrightAmbition then do not forget them
out of nowhere youtube recommends this masterpiece
The Algorithms is finally working in our favour!!!!
‘I’m the natural remedy, Holland and Barrett’ was a bar😂
Here is a comprehensive explanation of all the lingo and references:
Verse 1:
-Chunder = vomit
-Jumper = sweater
-Shepherd's pie = traditional meat pie with mashed potato top
-...wrong song.= Previous lines are a reference to the opening verse of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem.
-Henry Hoover = A vacuum cleaner brand with a red face on it.
-Distinct, like hot and cold taps = In the UK, hot and cold taps are almost always seperate.
-A slightly sunny day = England is famous for its lack of sun
-Calpol = a liquid purple-coloured painkiller
-Metropolitan Line = a London underground line shown as purple on the tube map.
-National Trust = charity which preserves wild places
-M&S = Marks & Spencer, a very middle class supermarket. Middle class in the UK means rich but usually still working.
-Holland and Barrett = chain health food store
-Apple crumble = traditional baked dish of stewed fruit covered in 'crumble' topping
-Flat = apartment/unit
-Wheelie bin = wheeled trash can
Verse 2:
-On the sauce = drunk
-Sports direct mug = These mugs were given out for free or £1 by one of the largest sports retailers in the UK.
-Wad = cash
-HMRC = Tax collectors
-Bird = woman
-Louder than the ice cream van = ice cream vans play loud music to attract customers
-Dixons = electronics retailer
-DFS Sale = furniture retailer that always have a sale on.
-M6 = A motorway(expressway)
-Billie Piper = English actress famous for her role in Doctor Who
-Kriss Akabusi = English track and field olympic medalist
-Shrewsbury = English town over 40km from the M6
-Little Chef = chain restaurant found along major roads
-Ratatouille = Movie where a rat becomes a chef
-Bloody Pub = bloody is a light cuss to add emphasis, pub is a bar.
-Spoons = Wetherspoons, chain pub
-Curry club = A set of curry meals offered by Wetherspoons
-Grub = food
-Toasted = high on marijuana
-Cheeky half = cheeky means done unplanned and with a little self-indulgence, half is a half pint of beer
-Lembit Öpik = former British politician who dated one of the Cheeky Girls, a twin sister pop group.
-Sesh = session of intoxication
-Ledge = legend, great person
-Pledge = cleaning product huffed to get high
-Greggs = mostly savoury bakery chain
-Fenton! = in a 2011 viral video, a dog named Fenton runs after some deer while it's owner yells Fenton! repeatedly.
Verse 3:
-Leaves on the line = a common reason for train delays in the UK.
-Ordinance survey = National UK mapping agency
-Chuckle Brothers = kids TV show with slapstick ladder humour
-Shredding singles = single trip paper tickets(singles) are shredded by conductors when they are checked.
-Blackberry squash = blackberry cordial
-Happy slapping = hitting someone and recording it for posting to social media
-Slag off = insult someone
-Carol Vorderman = co-host of the game show Countdown, which involved anagram puzzles
-Dennis Waterman = English actor known for tough-guy leading roles
-Orpington = middle class suburb of London
-Collie = marijuana
-Voddy = vodka
-kissin' Holly = may refer to 2002 song Kiss Kiss by Holly Valance
-floppy = flaccid penis
-johnny = toilet
-Mr Blobby = A clumsy, weird-looking TV mascot-like character
-Molly = MDMA, a drug often snorted
-Showaddywaddy = English cover band
-Saab = brand of car
-British Politicians:
--Dominic Raab = Deputy Prime Minister
--Nicholas Soames = former Minister of State for the Armed Forces
--Jeremy Hunt = Chair of the Health and Social Care Select Committee
--Michael Gove = Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities
--Ed Balls = Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families
-Wellington = high waterproof boots made of rudder
I rarely sign-in but did so just to thank and applaud you, Jack. Good work!
So comprehensive that every1 is likely to lurn something if they read it. I won't knok u for being thorough but I think middle class is a universally defined English language term that all English speakers with the internet already know. Noticed he'd said Mandy from your list, seems American to me, my mates all say Mandy(from MDMA)
...made of rudder
!?
You are the word god😂😂😂
Actually the cat in the wheelie bin is about the old ladie who was on the news walking past a garden and throws the cat into the wheelie bin if your from northeast uk u know it hahahaha
Somehow you look nothing like eminem and like eminem at the same time
He’s like a mix between Penn Badgley and Eminem
He commits with an intense look in the eyes
@@Levakondamn I was thinking the same thing haha
Right??????? 😀😀😀
I truly hate the algorithm. You deserve FAR more viewers.
Fr I never get views for original content I just reuploaded a meme and it had 170 views already
@@noahmusicstuffikr fax
@@SpuddRecordsMusic Now it has 2k views
@@noahmusicstuff 🤦 I'll never understand the algorithm
@@SpuddRecordsMusic ikr
1:26 that line ate so hard that crazy omggg
Quality dips like the m&s hummus range 😂
Saw this guy live at a comedy night. Absolute genius
The fact he didn't stumble on that fast part!
Love this. Please do a rap about competitive eating. Beard Meats Food and Leah Shutkever are stars in the UK.
So I guess you'll be in that video too then!!
The Fenton bit got me holy shit
The DFS sale line was too relatable
Who else is here from Philip Defranco secret link?
Sup! You beautiful bastard.
What's that?
Can someone explain?
@@freaksh0560@freaksh0560 The news/commentator @phillyD used to have "secret links" in his video descriptions to drive traffic to small RUclipsrs or funny videos that would just make you smile after watching his videos (which generally highlighted some hard news issues of the day). Hope that helped. I have not seen this video in 3 years and for the weird news I've see today it made me smile again.
@@OtakuTracks101 The news/commentator @phillyD used to have "secret links" in his video descriptions to drive traffic to small RUclipsrs or funny videos that would just make you smile after watching his videos (which generally highlighted some hard news issues of the day). Hope that helped. I have not seen this video in 3 years and for the weird news I've see today it made me smile again.
Why has RUclips only just recommended this to me now 😫 this is absolutely hilarious 😆 thank you for cheering me up tonight ❤
OH MY GOD I HAVE JUST LAIGHED OUT LOUD ON MY OWN IN MY.HOUSE. THE 'TRADERS NEED ACCESS TO DIXONS' BAR WAS PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS. Alan partridge reference
The EastEnders intro im dead💀3:06
Brilliant on so many levels! Thank-you for producing such great quality!
You are f*cking brilliant, that what you are :)
That was quite possibly one of the funniest songs I've heard since Jon lajoie. 🤣
Disappointing, not even one verse about her majesty, God save her.
this is amazing, support from hammersmith 😂
Amazing, was not expecting this. You’ve got a new sub right here. Keep up this work
Philip DeFranco
His chuckle when he mentioned the secret link meant this was a must-see video. Was not dissapointed.
‘Sup! you beautiful bastards.
@@adambier2415 🤣😂👍😎😉
So glad Fenton got a shoutout.
Top stuff Hammersmith, you're a marvellous rapping chap
That was awesome! Thanks to TPDF for sending this way!
You said Worcestershire very smoothly, that’s talent
That Eastenders drop though!
CALPOL ADDICTION MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️📢
That flow so similar with the great eminem, very good guys!
Access to Dixons! Partridge Squad
MC H. Really deserves to have a channel with over a million subs. Crazy how small this channel still is with raps like this getting hotter than the Orion Capsule Re-entry. 🔥🔥(2,760 C and 5,000 F) 🔥🔥
I enjoyed this way more than I expected 😂 MC Hammersmith running across the screen shouting "FENTON!" took me out 💀 and the apology if you don't like his rap 😂 this is amazing. Thank you for the laughs! I needed this! ❤
Why's this like the W2S diss tracks the lyrics and everything 😭
M&S hummus range, oh Lord you just done cracked me up 😹
This going to blow-up someday
Why doesn't this have millions of views!! It's been 3 years! Fuck you RUclips
Because it's shit maybe, get some taste
Eminem in one breath, this guy pauzes all the time
When the duff duff happened though xD
LMAO FFS HAHAHAHAHA How have i only just found this... Take a Bow Mc Hammersmith
This has made my day I was looking for real slim shady by Eminem but ended up here instead haha
Love it, ya never disappoint
Just realised that the melody is part of Rule Britannia but in C minor lol
brilliant. for the love of every god alive, please bring new life to chap hop
😄Thers a unique concept thas nU to me👏
😂 why have I only just seen this had me in tears keep going mate
Wow, what a throwback! I remember when my dad would tell me stories about how he and grandpa would listen to Eminem back when my dad was a kid.
😀
Why this doesn't have million views yet?
"let's do another one"
Noticed the little English anthem flair added to the beat 😂
Nice work
Actual fire! That shipping forecast bar got me good and proper 😂
0:56 “that’s hard to say like Worcester sauce”
Bloody marvelous! Smoke me a kipper! 😂
Bro, for sure, deserves more views!
So happy he got an Alan partridge reference in there.
Cool, nice to see you're spitting fire but also promoting local businesses! Positive approach all the way
I'm british,THIS IS GOOD
"I'M REALLY SORRY "😂
Bloody amazing, good job mate!
I'm asking you once again to give us your marvellous rap on Spotify.
How hasn’t this gone viral?
Amazing!
This made me cry with laughter
Love this- RUclips algorithm strikes again 😂😂
How he did it polite accent makes 10x better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude, the speedflow really proved your point, you can rap.
This English Eminem fan loves this.
I wish he was the British Slim shady! He needs to get noticed now in 2024 😂
I’ll put the lid on em like the cat in the wheelie bin 😂
Defranco fam coming through
Congrats on being Philip Defranco’s secret link of the day!
I only saw him blink like 2 times 😂😂😂
the fast part was fire
This is how Eminem sees himself. All the words in perfect syntax.
Haha I folded when I heard the Sports Direct mug
Finally, a rap song with actual words in it 🤣
thats an awfully warm herbal tea
That’s brilliant we need to get this to Eminem
"Understandable, I'll try to do it less"😊🤗
MC Hammersmith should've been mentioned in Death of Slim Shady.
I'm a Brit. This man's legit! 😄👌
he's so good man I desperately want to see him live
Mate, you're awesome!
The M&S hummus LMAO
Pissed myself laughing. Nice one...
You sound like Professor Elemental's younger brother. That's a compliment :)
bro raps with all due respect
Bro, the one who thought of this is a FREAKING GENIUS
Awesome
Genuinely done
*More distinct than hot and cold taps*
I felt that as a Brit
That ratatouille bar made me spit balls!!
That would be us here 😂
Who let bro cook beans on toast
Drinking tins of cider with bille pipper