to put things into perspective, assuming mr sausage's rating scale is linear as suggested by the linearly increasing number of sausages with rating , cat food sausage was 8x better - eight times better - than the freeze dried ground beef sausage with a rating scale of 4/5 vs 0.5/5
you can start buying your family coco puffs, to gain their trust... and then one day swap out the freeze dried beef to show them who wears the casing in that meat factory.
I unironically want a licensed Bachelor Chow in stores. Freeze dried beef and veggies with gravy powder mixed in. Futurama is back on the air , so the timing is as good as it will ever be
As far as Mr. Sausage's experiments go this one is actually useful. imagine you're living in a bunker during a nuclear winter and you waste your only can of freeze dried ground beef trying to make a sausage for your starving family. You all choke to death on the inedible beef sawdust. This channel is going to save lives, mark my worms.
In my lifetime on RUclips, I can guess that chicken cat food is mainly retired laying hens and leftovers like organs and scraps. And a few handfuls of chemicals and preservatives
I actually wouldn't recommend that! While you can eat cat food occasionally and come out of it fine, eating it long term will give you vitamin A and taurine poisoning.
This makes a lot of sense. I was thinking this sort of ground beef would probably be passable in something with a lot of liquid (like a chili). But if you mixed it with fat, it would be a lot more versatile. And probably tastier.
@@Mrsbatmantee Tell him he's supposed to add fat to freeze dried meat, because it has all fat removed for shelf life. Send him another tin of freeze dried beef and then tell him to add a package of beef tallow.
I still want to see you collaborate with Technology Connections. Maybe make a freeze dried sausage sausage? Make a "normal" sausage, freeze dry it, and sausage it again! "Through the magic of sausaging two of them..."
And here i am again. 1:15 in the morning watching Mr. Sausage make wierd sausages and cheering " let's sausage and guessing how many Mark Ruffalos." . . . . Its a good night.
He won't even do the Japanese Natto Beans in an all natural condom that I gave him $20 for, so I doubt he'll sacrifice his house and sense of smell for that genuinely cruel suggestion 😓 _(though I admit, it'd be good content)_
There was a strange old butcher, who's name was Dunderbeck. He was very fond of sausage-meat, and sauerkraut and speck. He made the finest sausages, that ever you did see, Till one day he invented a sausage-meat machine. (Chorus) Oh Dunderbeck! Oh Dunderbeck! How could you be so mean! To ever have invented the sausage-meat machine; Now all the rats and Alley Cats will nevermore be seen; they're off the street and ground up meat in Dunderbeck's machine. One fine day a little boy came walking in the store, He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor; The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune, The sausages they jumped, they barked, they danced about the room. One day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go, So Dunderbeck he crawled inside the hopper to see what's wrong you know; His wife, she had the nightmare, and walking in her sleep, She gave the crank one heck of a yank, and Dunderbeck was meat.
i came to the comment sections looking to learn american folk songs i didn't know. and once again, the friends of mr. sausage fail to disappoint me. dunderbeck indeed, sir. dunderbeck indeed.
Two things to say 1. A rare treat for the sausage Grinder - grinding *normal* meat! 2. Very weird to see an in-video ad for a (no-nicotine?) vape, coming from a country where the cigarette packs have graphic images of diseased body parts caused by smoking. Just like the cigarette ads in popular science, and a chewing tobacco ad in the Tetragrammaton episode that had Nate silver on
just a reminder to anyone else who had as visceral of a reaction to seeing mcgruff the crime dog as i did that the Smart Kids album is a real thing that exists in our beautiful world
I betcha the bursts are from the now pretty well used hole-poker thing Constantly slamming it into the wood has no doubt blunted the tips, meaning nowadays you’re tearing through the sausage skin rather than piercing it
Go to tryfum.com/ORDINARYSAUSAGE or scan the QR code and use code ORDINARYSAUSAGE to get your free FÜM Topper when you order your Journey Pack today.
hi
topper? I barely know 'er!
Day 9 of asking ordinary sausage to redo the hot sauce eggs plzz
Plz redo the hot sauce egg I been begging for 9 days plz pickle them in hot sauce and boil it...
Cat food boiled in something when? We know your lust and desire for cat food knows no bounds.
I bet if it was freeze dried cat food you'd have given it a higher score.
This is a bandwagon I'm willing to embark on
The feral cackle I just made XD
to put things into perspective, assuming mr sausage's rating scale is linear as suggested by the linearly increasing number of sausages with rating , cat food sausage was 8x better - eight times better - than the freeze dried ground beef sausage with a rating scale of 4/5 vs 0.5/5
This is gonna be the “If it was called “To Pimp a Butterfly” of this channel
Say what you want, but the fine folks at Fancy Feast know how to season a dish.
The plastic top is just in case you don't want to use all 20 servings at once. You know, in case you're sane.
Oh, that ship has flown.
mrs. sausage makes him eat every last bite in one sitting
@@madducks3867 that plane has sailed.
That submarine has driven
That car has sunk.
So this was ground, freezy-dried, canned, shipped, opened, re-hydrated, ground, sausaged, seared. What a journey these cows went on.
What a waste of food
@wind2536 First time?
birthed, lived, died, turned to steak, disinfected, frozen, shipped, thawed, ground, froze again, shipped, thawed, freeze dried, canned, shipped, opened, rehydrated, ground, seasoned, sausaged, seared, burst, rated .5
@@PatriotAnimatesopposite of hydrated and in my lane
@@wind2536oh boy, this guy hasn't seen the greatest ones yet!
you can start buying your family coco puffs, to gain their trust... and then one day swap out the freeze dried beef to show them who wears the casing in that meat factory.
Keto friendly cereal!
@@sabiebright4554 Celiac Disease friendly, too! 😁
Wh-... where do you wear the casing?? Where on the body does the casing go?!?!?!
@@josh.8104 if you gotta ask you ain't ready for the big leagues
@@josh.8104 :)
"Whats wrong babe? You've barely touched your ground beef cereal!"
This stuff is just Futurama's "Bachelor Chow"
But does it now come with flavor?
@@jonpeer5235 it'll be 976 years before they develop flavor technology.
except Bachelor Chow is advertised to create it's own gravy
@@mrpickles619it's most likely chow grease and water which technically is what gravy is made of
I unironically want a licensed Bachelor Chow in stores. Freeze dried beef and veggies with gravy powder mixed in. Futurama is back on the air , so the timing is as good as it will ever be
As far as Mr. Sausage's experiments go this one is actually useful. imagine you're living in a bunker during a nuclear winter and you waste your only can of freeze dried ground beef trying to make a sausage for your starving family. You all choke to death on the inedible beef sawdust. This channel is going to save lives, mark my worms.
Consider your worms marked.
I added tiny sharpie mustaches to your worms, hope that's what you meant
I’m gonna eat your worms
tell me about your shoelaces
I figure this dehydrated beef works best if cooked in some sort of stew.
carbonated hot dog water
It's called IPA
fried water😭
This made my stomach churn, excellent work.
Yes
Carbonated hot dog
I guess I'm replacing all of the survival food in my bunker with cat food
In my lifetime on RUclips, I can guess that chicken cat food is mainly retired laying hens and leftovers like organs and scraps. And a few handfuls of chemicals and preservatives
I actually wouldn't recommend that! While you can eat cat food occasionally and come out of it fine, eating it long term will give you vitamin A and taurine poisoning.
Mr Sausage doesn’t have the balls to make the will it blow box into a sausage
Nor should he. 😊
that's gonna be the one that sends him to the hospital
@@solDeltayour lack of trust appalls me.
Ohhhh, God. We can call that Ebola Sausage.
@@JubeiKibagamiFez ooo perhaps to help sooth his symptoms, we mix it with a ricola sausage to make a ribola sausage?
The lid is in case you want to reseal it. In case you were some kind of weirdo who didn't eat 2 pounds of freeze dried beef in one sitting.
So basically a hamburger sausage with extra steps. Magnificent.
At least it wasn't like THE ELEVEN STEP Nachos.
protip: you're supposed to add your own fat to this, its basically entirely lean for shelf life purposes.
yeah,I was surprisedd he ddidn't do this, considering he uses pork fat pretty often too
@@ayrtonpavot3096 Especially considering that fat content is the key to sausage flavor. I demand a redo where he adds beef tallow!
This makes a lot of sense. I was thinking this sort of ground beef would probably be passable in something with a lot of liquid (like a chili). But if you mixed it with fat, it would be a lot more versatile. And probably tastier.
I’m just imagining the Batmans’ donations looking like the warehouse from the end of Raiders
I asked him if there’s a corner in his basement that’s just a shrine dedicated to us.
All of them with occult iconography supernaturally burned off
top men
@@Mrsbatmantee Tell him he's supposed to add fat to freeze dried meat, because it has all fat removed for shelf life. Send him another tin of freeze dried beef and then tell him to add a package of beef tallow.
@ He already knows that he messes up 90% of the sausages he makes, no need to kick him when he’s down 🫡
0:17 nice hiss
Ah, fellow Steve1989mreinfo watcher
let's get this out onto a tray
nice
nice reference
Nice
4:40 "uhh!" is the best part.
sounded like the cat 😭
It’s dryer than eating a fist full of sand.
I fuckin died
my favourite thing about the cat food sausage is we can definitively say that he would rather eat cat food than freeze dried ground beef
4:52 catastrotic failure
I was looking in the comments specifically for this one.
i too learned that word today.
Finally, a sausage for the zombie apocalypse.
Spreading the cause of Fermented Shark boiled in Surströmming. You must do it, Sausage Man.
Stop trying to summon eldritch critters into this dimension!
If anything could equal the menthol and Carolina reaper sausages in pungency, this would be it.
Nuclear coolant runoff
They might actually have to burn that house down after lol
Why do you want him to get divorced?
Some would describe this failure as
C A T A S T R O T I C
the batmans keep this show afloat mister sausage, be grateful
we finally got to the episode of ordinary sausage selling vapes to children
Watching him finally delicately place a sausage in the pan rather than frisbeeing it from across the room was oddly satisfying.
Sand you say? Edible glitter sausage for the holidays!
on a festive sausage cake
What in God's name is that full point sausage score art? Is that a pissed in diaper?
i have no idea but it made me feel better about myself
I still want to see you collaborate with Technology Connections. Maybe make a freeze dried sausage sausage? Make a "normal" sausage, freeze dry it, and sausage it again! "Through the magic of sausaging two of them..."
4:36 the cat bite mark on his right hand lol
Are the Batman’s just supervillains for Mr sausage
he made such a beautiful sound when he bit into it
COSTCO FOOD COURT SAUSAGE. Order one of each menu item and mixed them together turn it into a sausage and cook on the hot dogger
01:56 i am saddened at the lack of water, considering how much went into it ya know? But it is understandable I guess.
The bef was thirste
holy smokes I cant even remember the last half point
He didn't even say "nice hiss" when opening the can. I'm greatly disappointed.
Boxalo box sausage
"Not a single drop of dehydrated beef water"
Working as intended, I guess
Videos Mr. Sausage has avoided cutting himself on the grinder guard: 58
this is the first time ive seen you gently place a sausage into the pan
Mr. Sausage, please give us the greatest gift this holiday season and make the Mary Kate and Ashley pizza sausage.
Why do I keep watching these?? Such a weird fascination I feel with these videos.
The Batmans are truly an evil force
Shot in the dark mr. Sausage...the lid was because you didn't need to use all 20 servings in one sitting
The advertisement for this one is genuinely insane
This is the natural sequel to the dog food sausage.
Stock or a hearty broth instead of water would go crazy
Pro tip: Prevent ground beef from going bad by eating the entire can in one go.
3:52 I think the Fievel poster is losing the will to live, since it didn't get anything out of that Will-It-Blow. XD
This man has been hurt by the Ruby Tuesday salad bar.
So what I'm hearing from this is that Mr. Sausage would rather his emergency food supply consist of canned cat food rather than canned ground beef.
Im a doctor. Id say theres like 3 or 4 times that amount of poop at any given time!
FINALLY!, all these years of studying and hard work paid off.
0:17 Nice Hiss
"It has the consistency of wet sand" Yeah duh, that's why they call it ground beef.
Some beef is fattier than others, you could tell this was gonna be super dry as it came out the grinder.
Jelly donut sausage
Paper cup sausage
grinding the ground beef was definitely a choice; one that I will stand behind until the day I die
And here i am again. 1:15 in the morning watching Mr. Sausage make wierd sausages and cheering " let's sausage and guessing how many Mark Ruffalos." . . . . Its a good night.
“It looks like kibble!” Everything loops back to cat food with mr sausage
We're getting so close to the Aspic sausage. Im hoping this year for a Christmas Miracle
It's holding onto that beef water for dear life. Very absorbent spongemeat.
4:52 im adding catastrotic to the sausage man dictionary
I just found this channel this week but I can't picture this guy as anything other than a muppet.
I think this might have worked better if the beef was rehydrated longer, but you’re the sausage expert.
Video 70 in a row of asking for fermented shark boiled in surströmming.
My dude is trying to make Mr. Sausages wife divorce him
You are a mad man🤣
You just want to see a man snap
He won't even do the Japanese Natto Beans in an all natural condom that I gave him $20 for, so I doubt he'll sacrifice his house and sense of smell for that genuinely cruel suggestion 😓
_(though I admit, it'd be good content)_
Rent an Airbnb it'll be fine
THANK YOU FOR TAKING OUT THE DESICCANT THIS TIME
Ah the Batmans.
I may put this as my Discord cover photo lol
Now put the freeze dried ground beef in a bowl with milk
Meat cereal
Fray Bentos pie sausage. If you don’t know what that is, prepare to be pleased.
You + Branston Pickle = Happy (and possible friendship)
You heard him folks. Ditch the slop food and stock up on cat food if you want to survive the oncoming apocalypse.
I think this might be the second biggest sausage you made, the biggest suasage being the Thanksgiving sausage
Uses can opener:
"Nice hiss"
imagine dying to be ground into a paste, cooked, freeze dryed, soaked, ground again, turned into a sausage, and cooked
There was a strange old butcher, who's name was Dunderbeck.
He was very fond of sausage-meat, and sauerkraut and speck.
He made the finest sausages, that ever you did see,
Till one day he invented a sausage-meat machine.
(Chorus)
Oh Dunderbeck! Oh Dunderbeck! How could you be so mean!
To ever have invented the sausage-meat machine;
Now all the rats and Alley Cats will nevermore be seen;
they're off the street and ground up meat in Dunderbeck's machine.
One fine day a little boy came walking in the store,
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor;
The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune,
The sausages they jumped, they barked, they danced about the room.
One day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go,
So Dunderbeck he crawled inside the hopper to see what's wrong you know;
His wife, she had the nightmare, and walking in her sleep,
She gave the crank one heck of a yank, and Dunderbeck was meat.
i came to the comment sections looking to learn american folk songs i didn't know. and once again, the friends of mr. sausage fail to disappoint me. dunderbeck indeed, sir. dunderbeck indeed.
Probably one of your most expensive sausages yet. Freeze dried survival foods cost a fortune
Pretty sure those cans are like 50 bucks on Amazon.
On the contrary this is probably one of the cheapest, since the Batmans acquired it through surely completely legal methods and donated it.
@@CGGongtai😉
@@Mrsbatmantee the legend herself
This is probably the most ordinary sausage we're ever gonna get on this channel
Every single one of your videos feel like a fever dream
Video 149 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage!!!
oh i bet this would be good as hell
Two things to say
1. A rare treat for the sausage Grinder - grinding *normal* meat!
2. Very weird to see an in-video ad for a (no-nicotine?) vape, coming from a country where the cigarette packs have graphic images of diseased body parts caused by smoking. Just like the cigarette ads in popular science, and a chewing tobacco ad in the Tetragrammaton episode that had Nate silver on
as a tv doctor, I can assure you that the average person has 20+ servings of dehydrated beef kibble in the colon
I'm sure he'll rehydrate some cat kibble soon for a sausage and give it a 4 out of 5
I was fully expecting him to just throw the completely dry ground beef into the grinder with some pork.
Missed opportunity to say "In freeze, two, one..."
4:52 catastrawtic
"That's why they call me the Komodo Dragon"
Cuz all the cursed sausages you ate linger in your mouth and cause fatal infectious bites?
the person sending this stuff to him is actually the raccoon who eats out of his garbage
🦝
My first thought: "There's no fat in that -- this is gunna be a cluster-eff."
And whaddaya know -- it absolutely is.
*chicken-skin*
You know what to do Mr. Sausage. Freeze dried sausage sausage
I like to think that the homeless people in Mr. Sausage's area eat like kings when they get his leftovers.
1 egg for the entire can would have made it not as bursty without harming the flavor. Stuff like this REALLY needs a binder
I think this is the most normal ingredient the Batman’s have sent
I can assure you, that's not the reason they call you "The Commode-o Dragon"
"Not a single drop of the dehydrated beef water"
I mean, sounds about right
Ah, truly a bright spot on a dark day
If someone buys me a fake vape for Christmas they're catching these hands
Take the saw dust meat and glue it together with meat glue making meat partial board. We will be that much closer to meat furniture.
“Flavored Air device” - huh?
We are closer than ever to having Bachelor Chow in real life
just a reminder to anyone else who had as visceral of a reaction to seeing mcgruff the crime dog as i did that the Smart Kids album is a real thing that exists in our beautiful world
Chicago, Illinois, 60652. The thought that Scruff lived in prime sausage country makes so much sense now. Chicagos got that dawg in it 🌭🌭🌭
Mr. Sausage has entered the RUclipsr level of Hexclad
I betcha the bursts are from the now pretty well used hole-poker thing
Constantly slamming it into the wood has no doubt blunted the tips, meaning nowadays you’re tearing through the sausage skin rather than piercing it