That's just the 'can't sue us if you eat it and somehow die since it's not marketed / rated as edible' warning. Petroleum jelly isn't toxic generally but if you eat too much it will lube your insides with unpleasant results.
Apparently the guy who invented Vaseline ate a spoonful every day. I also imagine he never once needed to wipe his ass again after he adopted this habit.
@@user-tt6jr7rz5l He thought it would make him healthier and live longer. Vaseline was invented in the 1870s and we thought smoking was not only safe, but beneficial up until the mid 1900s. Are you really surprised?
Vaseline is not poisonous. It will certainly ensure vigorous bowel movements, but it is not actually toxic. The inventor of petroleum jelly ate some every day. He lived to 92.
@@OldManInternet AND my Natto Bean in All Natural Condom (Sheep intestine) sausage gets made, as I donated $20 for that baby! _(during a live stream)_ 😅
@@proletariatbourgeoisie9929 😈 Although, a few had commented on my routine suggestion comments, saying they've made sausages using it and it's very good, and as long as he doesn't grind the beans, it shouldn't stink _too_ bad... But of course, he'll no doubt grind them lol Either way, I'm just as much here for the comedy as I am culinary discoveries, so it's a win no matter what!
Vaseline is a byproduct of the crude-oil pumping process. Because it is one of the heaviest components of crude oil, it would gradually build up, on the baring surfaces. People started to use it as a moisturizer. Later, a lady combined it with carbon-black to make a form of mascara, this went on to become the Maybeiline brand of cosmetics. Using it in food would be similar to eating those potato chips from the late 1990s with Olean; you risk having "anal leakage with oily discharge". But if you ask me, that's a personal choice.
fun fact, the original creator of vaseline lived well into his 90's and claimed the reason for his old age was eating a spoonful of thew stuff every day
Vaseline is basically biologically inert, it's not _un_safe to eat. Also that anal leakage bit is a myth, Olestra consumption is not associated with diarrhoea except when eaten in large amounts over a short period of time; drinking a pint of olive oil would give you the exact same problem.
I can't believe the butter powder made such a good impression that it's become a staple ingredient alongside salt and pepper. I might have to get some.
I remember reading once about an extremely old woman (like 110+ years old) who claimed to eat a spoonful of Vaseline every day as one of the secrets to her longevity. I don't really believe that eating Vaseline will help you live longer, but it certainly won't hurt.
As child I was often scolded for putting things in my mouth that were food shaped but not meant to be eaten. Mr. Sausage is clever. He put the things in a sausage, which IS edible [legally] and THEN eats them.
I'm on my pilgrimage through the full ordinary sausage discography and it's really jarring going from actual food sausages to these monstrosities (keep up the good work these videos are getting me through my final weeks at uni and its the only thing keeping me sane rn)
Mr Sausage truly is a savant. He's literally the kid from the playground that would eat anything for $1 except he's figured out how to market and monetize it to millions of people and turn it into a legitimate well paying job.
MY TIME TO SHINE!!! out of curiosity a few years ago i looked up the material safety data sheet for vaseline (generic: white petrolatum OR petroleum jelly OR mineral jelly) and found out that, although the FDA are unsure of the human ingested LD-50 for it, based on testing done on smaller mammals such as rats, it would likely be two to three times your body weight before you started feeling significant ill effects _from the chemical._ pretty sure you would have some other issues by then.
I just realized I don't really know how to explain this to people. "Yeah, I watch a guy make sausages with crazy ingredients like Vaseline, there's a talking dinosaur, cereal box splatter that is graded in Mark Ruffalos, and yeah, crazy ingredients like every lunchables meal and also menthol crystals".
The guy who discovered and first marketted petroleum jelly ate it every single day, and claimed it was a cure-all. He would have loved this video so much.
I feel like there will be a sausage that makes it so we dont have videos for several weeks and gives Mr. Sausage a serious medical bill with a stomach pump.
Vasiline is okay to ingest in small amounts. My vet recommended giving a little to my cat to help her "go" easier. So what I'm trying to say is, Mr. Sausage, be prepared to have a very smooth bm latter.
I have an ancient tin of Vaseline. One of the suggested uses is "as an internal lubricant in the event of constipation." I can't imagine why they've removed that from the modern containers.
@@averyharley2197 It's not marketed or inspected as a foodstuff so the label is purely to prevent lawsuits like that stupid 'This product will cause cancer in California' label they slap on everything just in case you crack open your refrigerator to drink the forbidden Kool Aid. (Note: This message contains words and phrases that may cause cancer in California.)
after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"
Why are you cursing the One who made you, and paid the penalty for your sin? Seriously, did you think about this before you typed it out? What benefit does this serve you? If you have ever lied, stolen something, used God’s name in vain (like you just did), looked at someone with lust (which is adultery in the heart), you are then a liar, a thief, a blasphemer and an adulterer at heart if you’ve done all those things. The punishment for sin is death. That means hell. You may think you’re a good person but this comment alone proved otherwise. No amount of good works you can do can save you. It wouldn’t work in a court of law and it won’t work with God. That’s the bad news but here’s the good news. Jesus Christ , the one you cursed, lived a perfect sinless life, died and rose again, defeating death and sin. The wages of sin is death, Jesus paid the fine. If you had court fines and someone else pays them, you’re off the hook! And even a sin as vile and awful as the one you committed with this comment can be forgiven and you can avoid hell if you repent of your sins and trust in Jesus to save you, not your own goodness. You may not believe Jesus exists, but then why curse Him to begin with? Not to mention, your lack of belief will not keep judgment day from happening. Please, repent and trust in Jesus. There is no other way to be saved from hell.
If Jesus is fucking Christ, does that mean there's a fourth person in the Trinity? The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, and the other Son who the first one is fucking?
2:22 I cannot believe that people defend that biohazard. I worry for your health every time you touch the decaying remnants of sausage past that cling to that box.
Just a spoonful of Vaseline helps the pasta not to stick, the pasta not to stick, the pasta not to stick! Just a spoonful of Vaseline helps the pasta not to stick, in the most delightful way! 🎵
I still think Mr. Sausage needs to begin experimenting with the BUN of the hotdog, what works best as a replacement for the standard bread bun? What works best mixed in with the bread when baking buns? How will I ever truly learn the ULTIMATE combo of best sausage + best bun if Mr. Sausage himself doesn't experiment to find out.
I know a guy who Makes sausage And he won't use things you'd Find in a fridge But he don't uses spices He don't use cheese He don't use peppers, or any of these He uses Vaseline Vaseline Vaseline
I just wanted to say that this sausage marks a number 500 on the board. I was here at the beginning, I'll be here when you hit a 1000 mr Sausage, good luck!
a step closer to the gasoline sausage
It'll be his magnus opus 😂👌
or the foreskins sausage
Dawn of a new day
the true fire sausage
Napalm sausage
Old Mr. Sausage would have put the Vaseline through the grinder.
You've changed.
My first thought was "oh god he's never gonna get it out of the grinder" so I'm glad he didnt run it through
Unsubbed
#WeWantGroundVaselineOrWeRiotMaybe?IDKman
@@markb5249 That's the fun though. It'll provide flavor and texture for the next few experiments.
old Mr. Sausage would have filled the casing entirely with vaseline
I really liked the warning saying: "if swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Contol Center right away."
That's just the 'can't sue us if you eat it and somehow die since it's not marketed / rated as edible' warning. Petroleum jelly isn't toxic generally but if you eat too much it will lube your insides with unpleasant results.
Perfect for a sausage!
It's funny because it's true
to be fair it technically still is safe, just not meant for ingesting lol
🤓
Mrs. Sausage just stood there and let this happen
She's got a life insurance policy on Mr sausage
Easier than a divorce
She's not the one who has to eat it, not her problem
She was waiting for his sausage with vaseline
@@TrevorTroveShe claimed she bought a second policy in a previous video
I'm coated in Vaseline watching this.
Me too
Me three
Me four
Me five
Me seven
I like how it clearly says on the label to not swallow it and contact a poison control center immediately if you do
🤓
Well that label only accounts for it being uncooked
Imagine if we find out later that Mr Sausage actually died of this and this is the last episode we ever get
it's not real vaseline
The man eats sausages for a living. She got a big life insurance plan on him.
Apparently the guy who invented Vaseline ate a spoonful every day. I also imagine he never once needed to wipe his ass again after he adopted this habit.
That's one funny way to spice up a slightly known fact
@@user-tt6jr7rz5l He thought it would make him healthier and live longer.
Vaseline was invented in the 1870s and we thought smoking was not only safe, but beneficial up until the mid 1900s. Are you really surprised?
I laughed so hard I got light headed.
he lived to 96 years old so he couldn't have been too wrong
We're about 3 weeks away from Bath Salts Sausage, which means we're probably 3 weeks away from the Ordinary Sausage Series Finale
Well, that was a major fire risk. Luckily, all the burns came courtesy of Mrs. Sausage.
There is something magical about how something that is actively poisonous is a 3.5/5.
It's a taste ranking, not an after-effects ranking!
Except it is NOT actively poisonous!
Remember, he gave the cat food sausage a 3.
This is a little better than food made for cats.
Vaseline is not poisonous. It will certainly ensure vigorous bowel movements, but it is not actually toxic. The inventor of petroleum jelly ate some every day. He lived to 92.
Mr. Sausage, please. We can't take you dying.
At least not before gasoline sausage
@@OldManInternet AND my Natto Bean in All Natural Condom (Sheep intestine) sausage gets made, as I donated $20 for that baby! _(during a live stream)_ 😅
You know that will goes crazy
Omg Natto sausage is evil lol
@@proletariatbourgeoisie9929 😈
Although, a few had commented on my routine suggestion comments, saying they've made sausages using it and it's very good, and as long as he doesn't grind the beans, it shouldn't stink _too_ bad... But of course, he'll no doubt grind them lol
Either way, I'm just as much here for the comedy as I am culinary discoveries, so it's a win no matter what!
Mr Sausage has really gone on a "poisonous sausages" arc recently
Vaseline isn't poisonous!
Pretty please, boil a lobster in maple syrup
as a canadian, this is how we eat lobster
he’ll never financially recover
Its traditional on canadian thanksgiving @@FirstnameLastname-sb3hj
I've never been to New Brunswick but that's the most NB thing I've ever heard 😂
I've seen you ask this for like a year now
should have brought back the old sausage making strategy for this one of just shoving only the ingredient into sausage casings.
I was definitely expecting that
Hope he has a good home insurance policy!
immediately saw the title and audibly went "oh no" while laughing
That’s exactly what I did too hahaha
I was more aww jeez
Laughed the whole time in public.
Nah it's really that bad
Vaseline is a byproduct of the crude-oil pumping process. Because it is one of the heaviest components of crude oil, it would gradually build up, on the baring surfaces. People started to use it as a moisturizer. Later, a lady combined it with carbon-black to make a form of mascara, this went on to become the Maybeiline brand of cosmetics. Using it in food would be similar to eating those potato chips from the late 1990s with Olean; you risk having "anal leakage with oily discharge". But if you ask me, that's a personal choice.
I just absolutely hate that "anal leakage" is a real medical term.
fun fact, the original creator of vaseline lived well into his 90's and claimed the reason for his old age was eating a spoonful of thew stuff every day
Don't threaten me with a good time
No need for lube if you want to have a good time with the boys
Vaseline is basically biologically inert, it's not _un_safe to eat.
Also that anal leakage bit is a myth, Olestra consumption is not associated with diarrhoea except when eaten in large amounts over a short period of time; drinking a pint of olive oil would give you the exact same problem.
I can't believe the butter powder made such a good impression that it's become a staple ingredient alongside salt and pepper.
I might have to get some.
comes in handy for lots of things, I like it in bread and mashed potatoes
Throught all the trials and tribulations, despite everything, yet culinary discoveries are made.
it's butter. of course it's good
Tattoo ink Sausage. It’s technically edible and can be easier to acquire than a Raccoon sausage. I recommend Dynamic ink black.
I love how Mrs Sausage is just making fun of him the whole time. Please, give us more of her. I beg.
I was expecting an F slur or two, she was getting a little heated 👀
@@smughorseWhat? That seems like a massive step up from the teasing present in the video.
Cant wait for the drastic jump into OnlySausage
@@smughorseyou expected her to call him a f4g?
That's the price Mr. Sausage pays for stinking up the house with surstromming
My favorite sausage scores are the ones where all 3 pieces of the score art get used in the final score
Good thing i was not alone!
Unfortunately that also means that a 3.5/5 is the highest score it can get
Now there’s a sausage that’ll leave you faster than it’ll enter you, the squid sausage however last within you as a pleasant memory
Fast and bulbous
@@MandrakeFernflower as all good things are
I'm surprised, I could almost say I saw him doing that yesterday
@@MandrakeFernflower That's right, "The Mascara Snake!" Fast and bulbous!
Ooh a wild RoachDoggJr!
I can't believe Mr. Sausage moisturizes with kinect sand.
Mrs. Sausage was ruthless today.
Good thing Mr. Sausage had Vaseline for those *serious* *burns.*
I remember reading once about an extremely old woman (like 110+ years old) who claimed to eat a spoonful of Vaseline every day as one of the secrets to her longevity. I don't really believe that eating Vaseline will help you live longer, but it certainly won't hurt.
I'm honestly not surprised, anymore. I was half expecting him to rub this on his own sausage.
A 5/5 indeed
On his own "sausage" 😏😏
You what
Why isn't this one sponsored by Adam and Eve??
@@brugbo613 **glass shatter sound effect**
*DEMONETIZED*
As child I was often scolded for putting things in my mouth that were food shaped but not meant to be eaten. Mr. Sausage is clever. He put the things in a sausage, which IS edible [legally] and THEN eats them.
I'm on my pilgrimage through the full ordinary sausage discography and it's really jarring going from actual food sausages to these monstrosities (keep up the good work these videos are getting me through my final weeks at uni and its the only thing keeping me sane rn)
The pilgrimage is a good one. Enjoy your spiritual enlightenment along the way
He didn't even do meat in the early videos, typically he'd just fill a casing with whatever, so he's grown considerably more culinary over time.
Much respect for using your secret stash jelly, not many of us would be willing to sacrifice our stock like that.
some of us maidenless guys would take any reason to use our stash for any good reason
Dehydrate a steak. Rehydrate it using juice from juiced steaks.
I need to see a steak in a juicer now
I know you think if you say it enough, it'll come true, but could you just say it in your head from here on out?
@@GlassbrainZ furry detected, opinion rejected
like some sort of steak frankenstein
steakenstein
That sounds so foul. He should definitely rehydrate it in a vacuum sealed bag.
I get the feeling that the fact that you were almost perfectly on key for Fortunate Son was completely accidental.
Mr Sausage truly is a savant. He's literally the kid from the playground that would eat anything for $1 except he's figured out how to market and monetize it to millions of people and turn it into a legitimate well paying job.
MY TIME TO SHINE!!! out of curiosity a few years ago i looked up the material safety data sheet for vaseline (generic: white petrolatum OR petroleum jelly OR mineral jelly) and found out that, although the FDA are unsure of the human ingested LD-50 for it, based on testing done on smaller mammals such as rats, it would likely be two to three times your body weight before you started feeling significant ill effects _from the chemical._ pretty sure you would have some other issues by then.
So Vaseline is safer to ingest than water.
Using the phrase "stinky pinky" during an episode about Vaseline had to be a very intentional choice.
You know, I don't think any other channel has ever made me say "This video is the most unhinged yet" so many times.
Technically edible but will make Taco Bell seem like wheat bread once you're on the pot
I just realized I don't really know how to explain this to people. "Yeah, I watch a guy make sausages with crazy ingredients like Vaseline, there's a talking dinosaur, cereal box splatter that is graded in Mark Ruffalos, and yeah, crazy ingredients like every lunchables meal and also menthol crystals".
mr sausage i beg of you, please consider the edibleness of such bizarre products on your sausage
Vaseline IS edible, but agreed nonetheless.
Consider nothing, become unhinged!
@@ShadowRulah see? now your getting it, safety is the 5th priority!
It's edible. It can only harm you if you eat it every day. It makes you crap your insides out
It's nice to see Mr. Sausage being truely unhinged again.
Glad to see butter powder become a regular guest!
A RoachDoggJr living free and in the wild
No idea how many people have already commented this, but white petrolatum IS petroleum jelly.
The guy who discovered and first marketted petroleum jelly ate it every single day, and claimed it was a cure-all. He would have loved this video so much.
Exactly what I was thinking.
I feel like there will be a sausage that makes it so we dont have videos for several weeks and gives Mr. Sausage a serious medical bill with a stomach pump.
You need to make “sausage gravy and biscuits” sausage.
We're all waiting for the crayola crayons sausage. It's another technically edible sausage Mr. Sausage
Video 52 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage!
That actually could be delicious
Vasiline is okay to ingest in small amounts. My vet recommended giving a little to my cat to help her "go" easier. So what I'm trying to say is, Mr. Sausage, be prepared to have a very smooth bm latter.
The poop after this sausage probably was a trial
I have an ancient tin of Vaseline. One of the suggested uses is "as an internal lubricant in the event of constipation."
I can't imagine why they've removed that from the modern containers.
Changed chemical components that make it less safe maybe?
@@averyharley2197 its basically 1 ingredient, more likely they captured a larger market when they didnt mention poop
@@averyharley2197 It's not marketed or inspected as a foodstuff so the label is purely to prevent lawsuits like that stupid 'This product will cause cancer in California' label they slap on everything just in case you crack open your refrigerator to drink the forbidden Kool Aid. (Note: This message contains words and phrases that may cause cancer in California.)
@@SeveralGhost why not both? chances of random long-chain hydrocarbons being carcinogenic is reasonable...
Maybe the owner of the company also owns a laxative product and didn't want them cutting in on each other?
I get so proud when I can correctly guess the sausage rating, I almost feel like a proper sausage connoisseur
This. This is the content you give me for my birthday. A real treat!
happy birthday! vaseline sausages for you
Happy Birthday!
Videos Mr. Sausage has avoided cutting himself on the grinder guard: 16
mrs sausage is a saint and any contribution she offers, I am grateful for
simp
"That's the Vaseline water."
No doubt, a common phrase in the Sausage household.
Knowing that this is the main ingredient in my cat's laxative makes me very concerned for Mr. Sausage
0:38 It is Petroleum. There are labels that say Petrolatum, and Petroleum. Just googled it and saw both
love mrs sausage's attempts to get an innuendo outta him today
i geniunely fear for this mans sanity
This is a party that never needed to be started.
big fan of the Luffy sausage scoring metric
"I ain't no sausage's son"
true. the sausages are your sons.
I figured the end result would be inedible, if not incredibly bad.
3.5 is a crazy high score for what it is.
after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"
RIP Sausage's toilet.
I dont want to imagine what high temperatures do to petroleum products chemically. He probably just consumed a lethal dose of carcinogens
Peak Crossover for today’s sausage score art
"not from my personal stash" i don't think we needed to know more about mr sausage's sausage
Missed Stone Temple Pilots reference, "Sausages of Vaseline we are, sometimes it bursts my mind!" C'mon Mr.Sausage!
Victorian era people when preserving their food:
well this must have come out the other end with a 5/5 mark ruffalos
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought we'd seen them all
Why are you cursing the One who made you, and paid the penalty for your sin? Seriously, did you think about this before you typed it out? What benefit does this serve you? If you have ever lied, stolen something, used God’s name in vain (like you just did), looked at someone with lust (which is adultery in the heart), you are then a liar, a thief, a blasphemer and an adulterer at heart if you’ve done all those things. The punishment for sin is death. That means hell. You may think you’re a good person but this comment alone proved otherwise. No amount of good works you can do can save you. It wouldn’t work in a court of law and it won’t work with God. That’s the bad news but here’s the good news. Jesus Christ , the one you cursed, lived a perfect sinless life, died and rose again, defeating death and sin. The wages of sin is death, Jesus paid the fine. If you had court fines and someone else pays them, you’re off the hook! And even a sin as vile and awful as the one you committed with this comment can be forgiven and you can avoid hell if you repent of your sins and trust in Jesus to save you, not your own goodness. You may not believe Jesus exists, but then why curse Him to begin with? Not to mention, your lack of belief will not keep judgment day from happening. Please, repent and trust in Jesus. There is no other way to be saved from hell.
don't use Gods name (Jesus) in vain.
U seem to have attracted christbots to your replies. Jesus fucking Christ! Nero was right.
@@KamiNoRanger99NPC response
If Jesus is fucking Christ, does that mean there's a fourth person in the Trinity? The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, and the other Son who the first one is fucking?
2:22 I cannot believe that people defend that biohazard. I worry for your health every time you touch the decaying remnants of sausage past that cling to that box.
"if swallowed, get medical help or contact a poison control center right away"
Mr sausage will you oil up and make yourself into a sausage?
Only if his name is Mungry.
i screamed "NO" when i saw the thumbnail.
I love my weekly experience of opening my RUclips sub box and audibly going "Mr. Sausage no...."
The one Mrs. Sausage comment forever burned into my head is "Like a dolphin".
truly an iconic line
At lest it’ll slide out easily.
That cut in the middle was pure gold.
Love the Luffy sausage rating art
"I'm more of a kinetic sand kinda guy."
Did you get that from your nightstand too, Mr Sausage?
I am definitely having a flash back to my great aunt using a spoonfull of Vaseline in her pasta to "keep it from sticking" right now
Just a spoonful of Vaseline helps the pasta not to stick, the pasta not to stick, the pasta not to stick! Just a spoonful of Vaseline helps the pasta not to stick, in the most delightful way! 🎵
I can't believe you passed up on singing the classic Stone Temple Pilots hit Vasoline for this episode
That's it people. He's clearly insane.
I always buy a sausage when I go to the the store to buy Vaseline, just so that I don't look weird for specifically buying only Vaseline.
Keeps the sausage on your insides moist! A brilliant idea Mr.Sausage.
God the ribbing by Mrs. Sausage was the best part of this episode.
...It surpasses catfood?! How?!
Me: "Oh god, no. Why!?"
*clicks anyway*
I still think Mr. Sausage needs to begin experimenting with the BUN of the hotdog, what works best as a replacement for the standard bread bun? What works best mixed in with the bread when baking buns? How will I ever truly learn the ULTIMATE combo of best sausage + best bun if Mr. Sausage himself doesn't experiment to find out.
5:01 medicinal after taste now my quote of the month
Imagine getting spoiled on One Piece from an ordinary sausage video
My art got used! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
Mrs sausage calling out Mr sausage, that’s payback for the Surstroming sausage XD
I know a guy who
Makes sausage
And he won't use things you'd
Find in a fridge
But he don't uses spices
He don't use cheese
He don't use peppers, or any of these
He uses Vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline
Fun Fact: The creator of Vaseline reportedly ate a spoonful of it every day! Mmmm… delicious?
You should make a sausage sausage
Make a few different sausages, and then grind the sausages, and make one megasausage
What an iconic episode. Nothing outside the normal formula but everything worked together so well.
0:07 you are Technically correct. The best kind of correct
I just wanted to say that this sausage marks a number 500 on the board. I was here at the beginning, I'll be here when you hit a 1000 mr Sausage, good luck!
"I just wanted to be pure"
"Apply as needed" - Amply within sausage casing, was exactly what they what would have wanted