How to be an Elitist in World of Warcraft
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2014
- I've wanted to do this video for a while because you guys really deserve to know this information.
Today we're going to cover:
-Linking Fake Achievements
-How and When to Link Damage Meters
-Rationalize Failures and Mistakes
-Establish Dominance over the raid in LFR
-Maximizing IPH (Inspects per hour) in Main Cities
-How to decide what PvE and PvP guilds to join
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One correction, use your *second* rarest mount so if they try to one-up you, you can decimate them.
To decimate them would be to acknowledge they exist.
@@TheMidnightWolfman Deleted mount from the game like the mechnostrider.
@@ericcherry1602 exactly
stunt on them with rare mounts
That would mean you care or know that somebody could step up to you. If they can't 1 up your rarest mount then you win before the battle even started.
You forgot that as an elitist, you NEVER walk to raids. You don't even ask for summon. You just wait for them to do it. It's their dutie as lower players
"being an elitest is hard, it's almost as hard as being actually good at the game"
"this guild had no one under 1500 rating, and no one over 15 years old"
perfect
I didn't really didn't expect you to be able to pull off humor but you just kept dropping bombs and maintaining a totally straight face, while at the same time being completely correct, and incredibly insulting! It's a win-win-win.
actaully, it's a win-win-win-win
Because he meant every word of it, wasn't supposed to be funny,
Ziirf Hm. Allow me to recommend Curse.com to upgrade your RLUI with an Irony Detection mod. It's in the Adult 1.0 package.
Apparently you do not have it installed either.
"If someone links an achievment in guild chat, link a better one, and if you don't have a better one, make one."
Me: "Yeah, I cleared Firelands when it was relevant."
Them: "But you're a monk…"
Me: "Aww yeah!"
"On my alt"
"On a different account, and the character name contains characters such as these: βαµᵽᵾᶀᶁᶎᶍḉḡḖἢꝳ"
"class change"
@@biigsmokee you can't
Pirate server user detected
You forgot to talk about the add-on that says in group / raid when you successfuly interrupted a caster. Because a true elitist never misses an interrupt and is always first to do it.
Norfma whats the name of that addon?
Announce Interrupts
LMAO Sooooooooo true.
If your interrupting your just playin well
+Zack Hendrix
Moron.
Hello Asmongold, very good guide but not as complete as I would make it. You forgot some important tips for when it comes to chatting with your elitist friends or with your fans. Do NOT use capital letters. If you use capital letters while talking to someone, it shows that he is important enough, or that you even care about the game. Also, no smiley face ever. The only emotion you ever feel is boredom because this game is easier than vanilla. (It doesnt matter if you did not play vanilla).
OmbreeTV I only use smiley faces when im talking to sluts
are you serious
Asmongold Gold.
Wow Jedi Not sure if troll or serious...
Wow Jedi
Do you understand what parody means?
this is fucking gold
*puts on sunglasses* Asmongold... *jazz hands* *
+Lucas Velten this is fucking Asmongold!
Can you make an updated map of places to increase your inspects per hour?
i completely lost it at the inspects per hour part
Same
how did you manage to do this and keep a straight face? aha
+troyg1337 5:05 he doesn't, laughs at his own joke lol
We were running the Glory of the Orgrimmar Raider Achievements together and I remember you talking about making this video, this is fucking great
tribert1 Yeah dude it's been a long time in the making lol
It's always good to come back and watch classic gems like this lol
Back when you could use the F word.
This was the first Asmongold video I found when I was a freshman in high school. I’m a junior in college now and this is still one of the best RUclips videos I’ve ever seen.
this is hilarious. people thinking you're serious is even more hilarious
matter fact your more than hilarious had to stop mid dab when you said "if this was ten man heroic we all would have wiped" lmao
Right?? This guy is the man, I was laughing my a** off lol
Ben Markley this video no joke, all of this stuff works. if you can do it right, you can be very successful in pve.
Ben Markley d
3 people inspected me during one hour in iron Forge. Too bad they were all guards.
I always link my DPS meter even in trash dead mine runs when I'm leveling my Alts just to remind my alts that's how good I am.
I just started WoW a couple weeks ago but after watching this, I am sure I can rise above these people who say they've played WoW since vanilla icecream was invented.
EnthrallingBass140 half of them are lying.
venktesh rao well there are some things that can prove it like scarab lord title or the amani war bear. when they dont have something similar they are no elitists
venktesh rao I've actually been playing on and off since vanilla.
drinkyourtea
ok dude.
vanilla ice cream lmao
Oh god my sides
this is gold
3 years ago, but still a missed opportunity.
Was is a shitslapper good?
just became my favorite WoW related youtube channel
This is my bible now.
How you kept a straight face in those last 10 seconds is beyond me. This is gold!
I love how he is all serious while talking about hillarious stuff :D
7:50 you targeted another player
confirmed for not being a true elitist
This might be the funniest gaming video ever.
Can I buy you a drank my thunder buddy?
I'll definitely start using the " GET GOOD KID" for whenever joining 2.2k RBGs when I'm really just 1k
Zeppin Macro that shit up.
Or scream "GET SHIT ON XXXX" on voip.
Great video. Realized the guild I've been in for two years is shit because of their name so I left. Now I'm BACKROOM CASTING COUCH. Thanks asmongold.
"It's very important to always never not be on top of damage meters." - Asmongold, 2014
One of the greatest videos ever made.
at the end "if you dont have a better one make one" I totally lost it right there hahaha
Holy shit 6 years ago, still my favorite asmongold video. Good to see you very successful today my boi.
This is the best WOW guide ive ever watched, ironic or not, i will use it soon in Shadowlands. Thanks!
This was actually amazing. I loled so hard at the yelling part xD
The "trap card" analogy had me in stitches. Well played, sir.
Learned alot from this video. Nice one Asmon
înspects per hour i fucking lost it
and if you want to see if people inspect you, just target them with your focus macro, so you can see that they are are inspecting
Honestly one of my favorite videos of yours- thanks for the lols dude!
This might be the best video you've ever made. Well played man!
"Together we can have the biggest dick in the entire game"
- Lord Asmongold, 2014
What I loved to do is link unobtainable items such as Frostmourne or Ashbringer using Wowhead, and edit the links so it looks like they're gemmed and enchanted as if they've actually been used by me. I'm not sure if it still works, but you can find guides on how to fake enchant and gem things quite easily.
omg i was lol'n the whole time, ahh the memories and all those comebacks and all of it jus came back, good times, great vid !!
this is one of my favorite videos on youtube for sure
5 years later... still the best guide for WoW
How to have a high IPH - Be a female Night Elf/Draenei or for Horde - Blood Elf, wear revealing armour or none at all. Simply that.
Tbh this is probably some of the funniest shit I've heard, especially because it was all said with a straight face. You definitely earned my sub and view.
I always had a problem with getting people to link my damage meters in LFRs. I always top the meters of course but on a lot of fights they go unseen. This video has really helped me out.
What are good titles for an elitist?
The title you use should be based on how few people have that same title in your proximity
As a pvp'er you want to always use the "Dragonslayer" title. this shows your superiority over PvE'ers!
Hand of A'dal
MyMom
scarab lord ;)
The item level in your heart! Priceless.
Really good video man, I've managed to maximise out my IPH in a matter of minutes thanks to you.
First video in a long time that made me laugh several times :D Thanks dude!
I watched this video and now i am the president of the United States of America. Thanks asmongold
Donald Trumpepe Actually unfunny.
oh no, the funny police
@@N1and2 it actually is.
0:50 to 1:06 with the hand gesture... glorious!
This is a pretty valid video, i've been using these tactics since around launch of Wrath. Worked well until all the elitist left, and now i'm stuck with a bad reputation!
Massive thumbs up. As soon as a website for fake achievements was listed, I lost it... great video
Oh god my chest hurts was laughing so much, Iph - Inspects per hour that had me.
Is this the old Naxxramas tier 3 plate set, that you find only in the black market...?
yes
Hahah great video. Sad that it's so true. Hope your youtube channel keeps growing, you deserve it
You are definitely my favorite wow player to watch, you keep it real all the time, would definitely enjoy playing with you sometime dude, keep it up
You forgot to mention that the damage meter should always be used in pre-outlands dungeons, especially in the 25-40 range. Because that is where all the serious business is happening, and it totally matters because it shows that you have been playing for ages and are very experienced and better than everyone else.
When you feel out a raid application for a raiding guild you need to mention that they need you in their guild to become better, because without you they suck.
Definitely one of if not the best Asmongold video on hos channel!
Oh man haven't laughed so much in awhile love these videos almost as good as the how to transmog one XD
I remember when this was hard! LOL
Great video. ;)
LOVE it!!! I always aspired to be an elitist, now I can be! Infomercial soon?
I thought of a screenplay for a PSA about cyber-bullying, if that counts
No ETA on that though, sorry :P
Thank you for this Asmon, I watch this every single day. I've become the best Mage on my server because of your videos and any mage with higher parses than me on some fights are being carried by their guild's kill times and need to git gud.
Awesome video , Inspects per hour made my day :)))
As asmon tells more stories from the old days, we realize these are unironic
You. Are. An absolute.
God.
I wish you'd do more content like this. I laughed so hard. Good stuff ~
When you need to repair your stuff and/or vendor items at Warspear or Stormshield, always do it at the Elite Conquest vendor, because people will notice that you are in front of them and that you are a PvP god, doesn't even matter if you are PvE, as they don't need to inspect you they already (think they) know what kind of gear you get.
Don't forget to leave the random heroic dungeon group the absolute instant the final boss is dead. Also, I watched this content when it was current.
same bro
You also only link damage meter when you are top dps and only show the top 5 at that.
Still my favorite Asmon vids all these years later.
I come back to this video every time I need a laugh. Just as funny every time. Thanks!
yes i need this video from the literal god
Directions unclear, received perma-ban
I love your guides. Before I saw this one, I had no idea how to be an Elitist in World of Warcraft. Now I do. Thank you Asmongold.
Man my favorite video from you by far
How can he suppress laughter so well :D
Don't also forget that to be an elitist is that whenever you start forming a group to run something that your requirements to be part of your group is way higher than what actually is required. If something requires you be at 860 item level for example, you must not accept any less than an item level of 900.
If its for a raid, everyone has to know more about the raid than they do the back of their own hand, which we elitists see alot when we're jerking ourselves off at the site of our damage meters.
You are one of the best, so its only reasonable that only those on your caliber who are also among best have the right to bask in the radiance of your presence and enjoy the privilege of being allowed to ride along cause lets face it, you're gonna be carrying them anyway.
I advise using an addon (tiptac) that allows you to mouseover someone and see that they have you selected (prolly inspecting) without letting them know you noticed them.
I love this type of videos, please make more!!
a real elitist never leaves IF
What about mentioning that you've played since vanilla constantly?
+MemorySpark Playing since beta.
+Zoey Pokestereo so does saying you were playing Everquest when you got invited to WoW beta, esp if its true.
Ithila My dad played Ultima Online when he got the WoW beta invite...never touched that game again
Love your vids always makes my day
This is awesome video. Theres most of never aging antics that kids do..Even older ones (like me lol). Though you forgot one important thing. Remember to jump around acrobatically for example on that IF bridge so that you close to falling down but dont. It shows how coordinated you are and experienced to use mouse and movement keys like a boss.
Asmongold, I have a VERY important question: Should I constantly insult the raid in LFR? I'm confused as to why they won't bow to me when I join the raid, I really need the help, Thanks. :)
Hahahaha, u are supposed to threat them irl
siegpasta put down a mocking banner then you should be fine
Tell them something like: "Omg with your gear i could easily do 2x more dps" that way they'll improve for sure
As an elitist, i agree with everything said in this video.
Would it be possible to do an update on this guide? I am not sure if it would work now in the new expansion.
This is why we love you dude good good work
I just can't even , this is probably the best video I have ever seen
3:03 better dont watch it on twitch now these days :D
This is absolutely awesome :D
ty i will begin utilizing these strategies as soon as possible
Everything you need to know about being an elitist hahaha! I love it!
omg I can't stop laughing!
if you own a Corrupted Ashbringer, how does thst apply to this vid?
This was very fun, thanks for that!