i wish they got to make more than 2 seasons lmao! But i'm happy they're STILL a thing. Every now and then i tune in to their site, read the headlines and i'm always like "Bro how the fuck are these guys still on-line?? How have they not been sued to hell and back yet?"
Don't forget that the life of one gay man is worth as much as that of seven soldiers. That should underline the extent of the sacrifice America is willing to make to stand up against those islamistic terrorists!
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HAPPY FURTH!
USA! USA! USA!
Onion was something else back then
I am binging onion right now, it was a shame I didn't learned about them 13 years ago!
i wish they got to make more than 2 seasons lmao! But i'm happy they're STILL a thing. Every now and then i tune in to their site, read the headlines and i'm always like "Bro how the fuck are these guys still on-line?? How have they not been sued to hell and back yet?"
The Onion is too scared to joke like this anymore! Chicken! ---- "Bawk Bok Bawk Bok!"
I'm fully convinced that this song would be a top 10 Billboard Hot 100 hit in 2024
Only a New Yorker could have written this
O7 The most American song I've heard in a long time. Gods Bless America. O7
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@@newgirldecringe
My favorite song for fourth of july
“📍Nashville “ 😂😂😂😂
Perfect, it's Fourth of July 2024
the chorus is real catchy
2:35 - one of those parts you really don’t want to get caught singing in public
Only if you're from New York.
Speak for yourself
Holy shit, it's racist and homophobic at the same time! Perfectly encapsulates the spirit of the Southern US.
Don't forget that the life of one gay man is worth as much as that of seven soldiers.
That should underline the extent of the sacrifice America is willing to make to stand up against those islamistic terrorists!
@@yeOldeThorne you mean its based
I listen to this every July 4th
thank you so much for this! do you remember where you got the file from (before the hard drive)?
edit: typo
Think it was available on the onion website
Aside from the lyrics this sounds like something you would've heard on the shower radio in 2006.
Unbelievably based
As a country music star, I can confirm this is so true
"PS please dont bomb NY"
Duly noted
AND IGNORED
This but unironically
3:10 - 3:13 Debra Messing, leader of the Karen coalition, obviously wrote that part.
You have no idea what a Karen is
@@DrJ-hx7wv ok🤣
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