Boltgun (Warhammer 40k - Big Iron Parody)

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  • @gameygeemer4142
    @gameygeemer4142 3 года назад +2067

    > Shows up on RUclips
    > Makes 2 of the best Warhammer songs in the fandom
    > Refuses to elaborate
    > Leaves

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 года назад +197

      Warp do be like that sometimes.

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 2 года назад +155

      We pray to the Omnissiah for his safe return one day to bless us with more holy music

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 2 года назад +23

      Wait 2 what's the other??

    • @strategicowl192
      @strategicowl192 2 года назад +70

      @@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf it's "War Cant of Mars"

    • @thatkn1ghtguy942
      @thatkn1ghtguy942 2 года назад +33

      He's on that holy crusade

  • @d1halberdgnoll963
    @d1halberdgnoll963 7 лет назад +6035

    Parody? This is about 38.000 years befiore its time.

    • @somebodyfromkharkiv5412
      @somebodyfromkharkiv5412 6 лет назад +138

      *ahead of its time

    • @dennile_7355
      @dennile_7355 5 лет назад +53

      More like 39990 years tbh

    • @JackPhoenixCz
      @JackPhoenixCz 5 лет назад +132

      @@dennile_7355 Give or take few centuries. Imperium isn't good at keeping the calendar precise.

    • @dennile_7355
      @dennile_7355 5 лет назад +42

      JackPhoenixCz when will it stop being 41999

    • @newgodskane
      @newgodskane 5 лет назад +11

      No time in the warp

  • @hvw2377
    @hvw2377 8 лет назад +8911

    Patrolling the Ultima Segmentum almost makes you wish for an Exterminatus.

  • @cheerfulpessimist952
    @cheerfulpessimist952 7 лет назад +3811

    Patrolling the Imperium almost makes you wish for a Warp Storm...

    • @ferbthe2gadgetguy
      @ferbthe2gadgetguy 6 лет назад +62

      Wishes that does not include the benefit and/or wellbeing of the Imperium is heresy!
      Even more so when those wishes include chaos, what do you have to say for yourself?

    • @cheerfulpessimist952
      @cheerfulpessimist952 6 лет назад +118

      From where you're kneeling it must seem like heresy...
      The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

    • @soccerandtrack10
      @soccerandtrack10 5 лет назад +6

      don't worry paul… your get 1 soon enough...

    • @theatagamer90
      @theatagamer90 5 лет назад +45

      @@cheerfulpessimist952
      From where you're kneeling it must look like Heresy.
      Truth is... It's HERESY.

    • @valleypathfinder9891
      @valleypathfinder9891 5 лет назад +11

      More like it makes you wish for a tyranid, ork, and necron invasion all at once.

  • @cliffbunny5759
    @cliffbunny5759 7 лет назад +3112

    Certified 100% heresy free. The Emperor protects.

    • @michawrona593
      @michawrona593 7 лет назад +106

      David Lewis Actually not entirely, you see, if you look in the description, the second "Our Holy Emperor" has "Holy" written with "h" instead of "H", which clearly is a lack of respect to the God-Emperor. I'd say it's 99.9% heresy free.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 лет назад +71

      An inexcusable deviation. Burn it

    • @effigytormented
      @effigytormented 5 лет назад +60

      @@michawrona593 That's not heresy, that's blasphemy. The difference is subtle, but the inquisition can tell.

    • @soccerandtrack10
      @soccerandtrack10 5 лет назад +10

      @@effigytormented ta ta ta toooooo ma ma ma ma maaaaaaany
      XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      last report on forge world planet saved by captin titis.

    • @ethanblevins1116
      @ethanblevins1116 5 лет назад +2

      Imperatoris Protegit, brother!

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
    @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 7 лет назад +3143

    I love that "Texas Red" became "Nocturne Red"
    Because, you know, inhospitable wasteland.

    • @Wafflepudding
      @Wafflepudding 7 лет назад +206

      Oh I know you didn't mean that big bruva friend, come here and give primarch Vulkan a biiig friendly hug for friendship - ONE BRITTLE BONE AT A TIME YA GIT!

    • @sentinelplayztm922
      @sentinelplayztm922 6 лет назад +96

      As a Texan I can confirm

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад +34

      Especially in August

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 6 лет назад +44

      *Laughs in farwest Texan*
      True.

    • @setnaffa
      @setnaffa 6 лет назад +29

      @@sentinelplayztm922 We keep the place clean of heretics that want Salsa made in NYC...

  • @acefromouterspace3681
    @acefromouterspace3681 7 лет назад +2881

    We won't go quietly. The Traitor Legions can count on that

    • @justanothercommenter5835
      @justanothercommenter5835 7 лет назад +47

      Robin Taylor Legions of the Militarum. They say they won't go quietly? LET'S MAKE THE NOISE LASFIRE.

    • @preachymink9468
      @preachymink9468 7 лет назад +124

      Robin Taylor you see those space marines in blue power armor?those guys look tough

    • @yoreichenherz6847
      @yoreichenherz6847 6 лет назад +9

      you meen da fooking smurf of da corpse emperor ... oh yeah as tough as the Armor of Penal Legion soldier

    • @red_isopat
      @red_isopat 6 лет назад +54

      Yor Neustein
      The Stormtrooper vets are on their way from Cadia
      I've never seen one, but I've heard they chew nails and spit promethium

    • @TheDarkstormy
      @TheDarkstormy 6 лет назад +27

      @@red_isopat Whatever else you know, you can bet that the Planet will break before the Guard.

  • @declanhuber4250
    @declanhuber4250 4 года назад +778

    If the Administratum recorded all events in the form of cowboy songs their archives would suddenly get a lot more interesting

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 3 года назад +80

      I bet in some weird ass sector they do that

    • @NathanMarcusSPhua
      @NathanMarcusSPhua 3 года назад +55

      Considering 40k, that's a VERY REAL possibility...

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 Год назад +12

      A stern inquisitor follows a scribe savant for hours to get into a servitor chamber, the scribe slaps one of them to wake it up and make it spout out this banger before slumping over again

    • @arthurchadwell9267
      @arthurchadwell9267 Год назад +4

      The Imperium is almost-- ALMOST! as crazy as Washington DC.

    • @UmaROMC
      @UmaROMC Год назад +1

      Not to mention easier to store and remember

  • @jacopoabbruscato9271
    @jacopoabbruscato9271 5 лет назад +513

    "Mutant scum were cut down righteous, brightly burning as they ran" is unironically an amazing line

  • @laurioho2041
    @laurioho2041 5 лет назад +690

    This song is mentioned on the Big Iron wikipedia page lmao

    • @TwoBlade5
      @TwoBlade5 4 года назад +39

      Rightly so!

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 года назад +120

      Holy golden ass plate, confirmed:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Iron
      "A parody Boltgun (2017) was created by the Warhammer 40k fan base."

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. 4 года назад +70

      @@DonVigaDeFierro addition: "Even though it was a War Hammer 40K parody half the comments were still about Fallout New Vegas"

    • @IvoryTower779
      @IvoryTower779 4 года назад +18

      @@UncleRussian. because both fandoms are great

    • @doarner
      @doarner 4 года назад +8

      Sadly, it looks like it got removed from the Big Iron Wiki.

  • @ShaqNasty557
    @ShaqNasty557 6 лет назад +406

    *Affixes cowboy hat to terminator armour*
    What in termination?!

    • @dice7584
      @dice7584 4 года назад +12

      Dad jokes, gotta love em

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 4 года назад +28

      There's a stick in ma leg actuator....

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +5

      Even in dadth I serve

  • @TheFiremind
    @TheFiremind 3 года назад +204

    "For the stranger brought stormtroopers" caught me entirely off guard. Nobody expects the Inquisition, after all.

  • @austinhall9155
    @austinhall9155 8 лет назад +4604

    As a man who has sunk an embarrassing number of hours into Fallout: New Vegas, and is a rabid fan of Warhammer 40k, this song gets my seal of approval. Keep up the amazing wok!

    • @theanarchistmuffin4996
      @theanarchistmuffin4996  8 лет назад +269

      Thanks! It means a lot.

    • @Scarvetcowboy
      @Scarvetcowboy 8 лет назад +15

      Feel exactly the same, time to dust of those Inquisitors and play them again ;)

    • @JesterOfFlesh
      @JesterOfFlesh 8 лет назад +13

      I was very cringe when I saw this but after I listened to it, damn. Props.

    • @darrvenomfier790
      @darrvenomfier790 8 лет назад +19

      You know 120 kills with lazlock weaponry is rather impressive

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 8 лет назад +5

      austin hall I'm gonna make a guy based on an Inquisitor now.

  • @joelcraig9803
    @joelcraig9803 7 лет назад +3426

    It might be a parody but when i hear this song i still keep an eye out for Deathclaws, or maybe genestealers

    • @Slith3rdLegion
      @Slith3rdLegion 6 лет назад +85

      Joel Craig *Carnifex spawns*

    • @asshatmcgee149
      @asshatmcgee149 6 лет назад +154

      *DEATHCLAW GENESTEALER SPAWNS* universe implodes from inconceivable amounts of bullshittery

    • @SamuraiMorshu
      @SamuraiMorshu 6 лет назад +65

      Just Virus bomb the Planet, there's nothing worth salvaging anymore

    • @fuzzy4461
      @fuzzy4461 6 лет назад +25

      Jeanstealers*

    • @tomau0506
      @tomau0506 6 лет назад +6

      Gene Sky Diving

  • @jiffyjefferson
    @jiffyjefferson 7 лет назад +1617

    I think 2 fandoms just collided that i never fathomed would. damn. sweet.

    • @heraldyvraine8543
      @heraldyvraine8543 6 лет назад +55

      theres a lot of Warhammer mods for all 3 fallouts

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 лет назад +92

      Fallout fan: Wow this is a really dark and grim sci fi setting.
      40k Fans: Hold my Bolter.

    • @christianwurlitzer209
      @christianwurlitzer209 5 лет назад +58

      40k: New cadia

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 5 лет назад +29

      To top it off, would've been nice if they put up a rusty metal statue of an NCR Ranger shaking the mighty hand of a Blood Angel

    • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
      @StevenTheAristolianNerd 5 лет назад +14

      I've been listening to this since before fallout, hell I don't even have fallout. I just like Marty Robbins.

  • @PuddingAviatorMKXIV
    @PuddingAviatorMKXIV 7 лет назад +625

    'Cause I got Baneblades by the number, Rhinos by the score, every day we're shooting makes me hate the xenos more, yes i got baneblades by the number, a war that I can't win, but the day that I stop firing is the day my world will end. Baneblade number one is the one that got stomped. I never knew that orks could stomp that hard, and baneblade number two is when they surged back again, we held fast but the baneblade took a 'nade!

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 лет назад +8

      I can totally imagine this being sang in a wild west themed civilized world.

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 4 года назад +7

      @@plutarchvonpluto6439 I think this is for the song "battle of New Orleans."

    • @devingendron2287
      @devingendron2287 3 года назад +3

      @@airplanemaniacgaming7877 I was going to say “Heartaches by the number”

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 3 года назад +1

      @@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Battle of New Orleans is not in New Vegas sadly, although it should have been.

  • @Diarmuhnd
    @Diarmuhnd 5 лет назад +559

    "... *He's a heretic from offworld came the whisper from each lip*
    *And he's here to weave some chaos with the boltgun on his hip*
    *Boltgun on his hip* ..."
    I sing this song softly sometimes while i takes bus's and metros , it seems to make strangers nervous.

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +49

      Yes Inquisitor, this comment right here

    • @Sceptis
      @Sceptis 4 года назад +22

      I hope you get approving nods from those who know that the far future holds only war. ;)

    • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
      @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 4 года назад +16

      @@dilophosaurussk4333 you called

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +17

      @@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 I find this person a bit suspicious in that they seem to be a nit TOO passionate about that part of the song. Also their profile pic is the chaos star.

    • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
      @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 4 года назад +18

      @@dilophosaurussk4333 thank you for you vigilance civilian my forces have been dispatched to deal with the matter

  • @darkdialga777
    @darkdialga777 2 года назад +128

    fun fact, this was my first point of contact with Warhammer 40K.

  • @WadeWilsonKPop
    @WadeWilsonKPop 8 лет назад +3296

    Request: *HERESY BY THE NUMBER*

  • @sirapple2406
    @sirapple2406 5 лет назад +411

    who would win?:
    The Virgin: 90.
    The Chad: 10 and 4 score more.

    • @sirapple2406
      @sirapple2406 5 лет назад +11

      I thank you good sir, I shall amend my fault.

    • @flavius2884
      @flavius2884 4 года назад +5

      How 10 and 4 score more makes 90?

    • @sirapple2406
      @sirapple2406 4 года назад +23

      @@flavius2884 a score is 20.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 года назад +4

      @@sirapple2406 oh

    • @gravitatemortuus1080
      @gravitatemortuus1080 3 года назад +1

      I'm not really sure on the math but the bolt gun seems to understand.

  • @sicor94
    @sicor94 8 лет назад +564

    This i what happens when you let desperados become inquisitors in dark heresy.

    • @Zer0SumGame
      @Zer0SumGame 8 лет назад +107

      Or Metallican Gunslingers, for those of us who still desperately cling to the Calixis Sector.

    • @preachymink9468
      @preachymink9468 7 лет назад +18

      sicor94 when an ncr vet becomes a space marines

    • @richardsorgo8600
      @richardsorgo8600 7 лет назад +1

      Can't argue with results, better than feudal world backlogs

    • @zoltando
      @zoltando 7 лет назад +11

      My metallican gunslinger was literally the only first edition DH character that lived through everything, be paranoid and carry a big bolt pistol

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner 7 лет назад +6

      +zoltando my karuvan shocktrooper surivied mine, though he had a "borrowed" bolter from a dead member of the sisters of battle. Had carapace armor by the end, and barely surivived the daemon. Died during the extermintatus the lord inquisitor in orbit called down unfortunately.

  • @samaepl
    @samaepl 5 лет назад +221

    "It was over in a moment and the final cleanse began
    Mutant scum were cut down righteous, brightly burning as they ran"
    The Emperor smiled upon his holy work

  • @Asraeks
    @Asraeks 8 лет назад +923

    Ave, true to Emperor.

    • @meanmanturbo
      @meanmanturbo 7 лет назад +51

      Funny, in many languages the word Emperor comes from Cesar, it becomes quite clear when you pronounce it as Kaisar. The German Kaiser is the most obvious one but also the Russian Czar or in Swedish the word is Kejsare are examples of the top of my head.

    • @Brother_Aniki
      @Brother_Aniki 7 лет назад +12

      Pablito123
      House is the God Emperor of Mankind.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 7 лет назад +23

      The original word of "Emperor" in Latin is "Imperator" I think.

    • @finnmacky7106
      @finnmacky7106 7 лет назад +2

      +Ivan Lee Do you mean Caesar?

    • @skylark306
      @skylark306 6 лет назад

      Bling for the bling god, steak for the steak throne.
      (Strange meat add to inventory)

  • @trashynecromancer1155
    @trashynecromancer1155 3 года назад +684

    amazing that this inquisitor was able to quickdraw a BOLTER

    • @yesyesyesyes1600
      @yesyesyesyes1600 2 года назад +110

      An approved Cyberarm mskes it possible 😁😊 Hail the emperor - the emperor protects!

    • @noob13589
      @noob13589 2 года назад +72

      There are also Bolt Pistols.

    • @trashynecromancer1155
      @trashynecromancer1155 2 года назад +36

      @@noob13589 true, but they’re still heavy as *fuck*

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 2 года назад +68

      @@trashynecromancer1155 I could be wrong but I thought the version for unaugmented humans was quite manageable.
      Cain notes a couple of times the Colonel Kasteen of the 597th Valhallan is quick on the draw and she's not exactly built like a Catachan.

    • @trashynecromancer1155
      @trashynecromancer1155 2 года назад +10

      @@somethinglikethat2176 oh yeah you’re right, my bad man.

  • @ZarMationStudios18
    @ZarMationStudios18 4 года назад +83

    I will pay for an entire album.
    I need my purging songs, dammit!

  • @pretzelbomb6105
    @pretzelbomb6105 3 года назад +94

    I now need a bolt revolver. Internal magazines and semiautomatic fire is cool and all, but a six-shooter that makes the deagle look like a holdout weapon sounds very 40k to me.

    • @meanmanturbo
      @meanmanturbo 2 года назад +4

      Well, it looks like the Squats, sorry, leagues of votan, will have you covered.

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 2 года назад +10

      There is Inquisitor Erasmus Crowl who uses a big revolver. One of a pair crafted on Luna.
      And because it's 40k one bullet of the ammo he uses is more expensive than what a serve makes in a year.
      I am a bit fuzy on the details but it was something like that.

    • @Ninjamuffin7
      @Ninjamuffin7 2 года назад +4

      One of the role playing table top games has you covered. Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader one does actually have a Bolt Revolver.
      Though I think it’s only 3 or 4 shots because bolts are meant to be kinda huge.

    • @diabeticmonkey
      @diabeticmonkey Год назад

      Just get a revolver for 600 Nitro Express

    • @bohemianearspoon8493
      @bohemianearspoon8493 4 месяца назад

      A vengeance launcher

  • @urzakarn9782
    @urzakarn9782 9 месяцев назад +3

    This and "War Cant of Mars".....the product of someone who's heart moved them to create true works of art.
    I sincerely hope we get more someday, but also understand the mercurial nature of art, especially from a motivator like love. I'm thankful for what we got.
    Thank you.

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 4 года назад +67

    'Bolt gun' actually rolls off the tongue a lot smoother than 'big iron'.

  • @EvilPaladin11
    @EvilPaladin11 2 года назад +25

    For those that are familiar with The All Guardsmen Party:
    Picture a younger inquisitor Professor Oak, as the the inquisitor in the song.
    Your welcome.

  • @Darkrunn
    @Darkrunn 6 лет назад +392

    Some humble suggestions:
    Men of Harlach - Men of Tanith
    The Major-General's song - The Commissar-General's song
    The End of Les Mis - something Dark Angels-ish
    Basically any Sabaton song - Imperial Guard
    Basically any Powerwolf song - Inquisition or Sororitas
    It's all over but the crying - it's all over but the scouring
    A 40k spin on "Anything goes"
    Pistol Packin' mama - Power armored sister
    Mack the Knife - Mak da Git
    Ghost Riders in the Sky - Rogue Psykers in the Hive

    • @HarrisSinclair
      @HarrisSinclair 6 лет назад +54

      "I am the model of a Modern Major Commisar
      I've information Mutant, Xeno, Heretical
      I know the Primarcs of Terra, and I quote the crusades historical
      From Istivan to Armageddon, in order categorical.
      I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mechanical
      I understand weapons both bolters and laslockable
      About Bayonet Charges I'm teeming with a lot o' news (Pause for lyric search)
      With many funny stories about Xenos going kerbloo!
      I'm very good at life and death calculus;
      I know the Scientific Names of beings Hereticus;
      In short, in matters Mutant, Xeno, Heretic,
      I am the very model of a Modern Major Commissar!

    • @Bacon8t0r
      @Bacon8t0r 6 лет назад +15

      Rogue Psykers in the Hive NEEDS to happen

    • @ronin47-ThorstenFrank
      @ronin47-ThorstenFrank 6 лет назад +15

      Iron Maiden -Number of the Orcs
      Amon Amarth - Guardians of the Imperium
      Manowar - Blood of the Eldar
      Metallica - Welcome Home (Imperium)
      Rotting Christ - Tau (Devadam)
      Slayer - Seasons in the Abbys ............... (ooooops!)
      Bolt Thrower - Realm of Chaos............... (more ooooops):
      ruclips.net/video/L9LQe1mtapA/видео.html

    • @kalinmir
      @kalinmir 6 лет назад +1

      coleus sanctus sororitas? kinky

    • @TheAngryMoth104
      @TheAngryMoth104 6 лет назад

      @@HarrisSinclair doesnt fit sadly, ive tried reworking it but it is a real hassle to get

  • @kimckenzie6161
    @kimckenzie6161 7 лет назад +648

    You're a real talented musician. You kept the original feel of the song, while implementing a truly 40k experience, like I could literally imagine this. Is there a (legitimate) way to download this? I'd love to support you with this.

  • @jamesm783
    @jamesm783 2 года назад +14

    I think the part that's really impressive is that this inquisitor, after arriving in a emperor-damned hive city, a city likely with a greater population than the entire Tau Empire... found his target in 37 minutes.

  • @MitchellTF
    @MitchellTF 7 лет назад +144

    This is now ccanon in my Dark Heresy game.

    • @987DanMan987
      @987DanMan987 7 лет назад +15

      That's exactly what we were aiming for!

  • @MichaelHill-sg8ks
    @MichaelHill-sg8ks 4 года назад +23

    I clicked on this thinking, "this'll probably be funny", but it was legitimately good. Like, those lyrics are actually good. I want a Fallout 40k game now.

  • @greenhippo2912
    @greenhippo2912 Год назад +5

    "The women of Segmentum Solar ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. Terra. Well, of course there is. You're her. And you're still as perfect as the day we met."

  • @reginlief1
    @reginlief1 Год назад +3

    Not many of the comments mention it, but you’re a really lovely singer!
    Otherwise, the parody is great.

  • @michaelkocwin
    @michaelkocwin Год назад +7

    This is such a great song, the original song is recreated so faithfully and the lyrics are so perfect!

  • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
    @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Год назад +7

    Can't believe that I have never heard this before. This is BEAUTIFUL!

  • @Shogun0099
    @Shogun0099 8 лет назад +189

    After the Adeptus Mechanicus song, I thought you went off the radar altogether. Glad to know that's not the case.

    • @plink4861
      @plink4861 6 лет назад +10

      Little did he know..

  • @HEAVYISPY
    @HEAVYISPY 4 года назад +19

    I think the fact this still sounds like the original song is so amazing. Many covers and parodies lose the feel of songs, but this one doesn't at all which just makes it even better!

  • @OCtheG
    @OCtheG 8 лет назад +531

    My only issue with this song is I can't throw money at you and buy it somewhere!

    • @theanarchistmuffin4996
      @theanarchistmuffin4996  8 лет назад +85

      Haha, thanks! I looked into it and I think I'd need to technically figure out a way to pay royalties to whoever owns Big Iron now, which is a lot of paperwork. I might set up a Bandcamp page or something soon where people can download it for free. I'm not worried about the money, if you want to support me share the song around :)

    • @knightwolf3511
      @knightwolf3511 8 лет назад +10

      well at lest happy birthday song is in public domain finally just took a few years but that can't be easy finding who owns stuff.

    • @MerryMerryGold
      @MerryMerryGold 7 лет назад +10

      TheAnarchistMuffin
      actually you don't need to pay royalties per-say you merely need to get written permission from the creator of the song or the holder of the rights to make a cover.

    • @BS-fg7lf
      @BS-fg7lf 7 лет назад +5

      Sebastien Funk yeah good luck with that xD

    • @slapdashsam
      @slapdashsam 7 лет назад +10

      Given that this is a parody not a cover you don't need permission for example weird Al's songs didn't need permission although he liked to ask but some he just did anyway after permission was denied

  • @then00brathalos
    @then00brathalos 3 года назад +15

    "That tech priest we hired might be the dumbest tech priest I've ever seen"-Imperial guard
    "Got the whole imperium suckling on my valves, and it feels so good"-That tech priest
    "The time for talk has past, the emperors work must be done."- Freeblade Graham

  • @cornelia-vm1mz
    @cornelia-vm1mz 5 лет назад +59

    As a Sister of Battle, I approve of this song. The Emperor protects!

    • @yesyesyesyes1600
      @yesyesyesyes1600 2 года назад +1

      *I didn't know sisters have humor.* 😊
      4th Neulieboch "Hellfighters" reporting for duty ma'am. At your service.

  • @Patrickyang100
    @Patrickyang100 6 лет назад +107

    Heresies by the number
    Xenos by the score
    Everyday you love the Emperor less
    Each day the Inquisition hates you more
    Yes, I've got heresies by the number
    A War that I can't win
    But the day that I stop purging
    That's the day the Imperium will end
    Heresy number one was when you worshipped Nurgle
    I never knew that I could hurt this way
    And heartache number two was when you *come* back again
    You came back but never meant to stay
    Yes, I've got heresies by the number
    Xenos by the score
    Everyday you love the Emperor less
    Each day the Inquisition hates you more
    Yes, I've got heresies by the number
    A War that I can't win
    But the day that I stop purging
    That's the day the Imperium will end

    • @CheezHappns
      @CheezHappns 5 лет назад +1

      Whats the melody?

    • @Ulani101
      @Ulani101 5 лет назад +7

      @@CheezHappns Guy Mitchell's Heartaches by the number.

  • @albertilloman
    @albertilloman 8 лет назад +101

    I came here from the WH 40k Humor facebook page. Was not disappointed. Insta-fav. Good work guys! FOR THE EMPRAH!

    • @opmrcrab
      @opmrcrab 7 лет назад +2

      The song might be 10/10, but that dosen't excuse you following the corpse emperor :P

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 года назад +1

      If you look at the Wiki page on Big Iron. This song is listed as many other parodies and versions. High praise if you ask me.

  • @obi-wankenobi9471
    @obi-wankenobi9471 4 года назад +12

    Never heard of this song before but im glad this is recommended for me for the first time.

  • @Upwinger2020
    @Upwinger2020 8 лет назад +70

    I used to have a cowboy gunslinger arbites in Dark Heresy. I wish we had continued the campaign now

  • @nolan7295
    @nolan7295 3 года назад +5

    A fitting song for Necromunda: Hired Gun. Amazing work as always, this song has always been an instant classic!

  • @EddieTheLightbringer
    @EddieTheLightbringer 7 лет назад +6

    I grew up listening to Big Iron and other Marty Robbins ballads. You did both Big Iron and 40k justice with this song.

  • @DaMaster012
    @DaMaster012 5 лет назад +10

    "You got your Fallout: New Vegas in my Warhammer 40K!"
    "You got your Warhammer 40K in my Fallout: New Vegas!"

  • @lukealtman5273
    @lukealtman5273 8 лет назад +73

    I'm a huge fan of the original song, and I big 40k... this is just beautiful...

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres Год назад +4

    I would actually kill for a warhammer short film about an inquisitor with a cowboy aesthetic

  • @ncrtrooper6166
    @ncrtrooper6166 4 года назад +20

    That’s it, I’m switching franchises, all hail the emperor

    • @LiteralCrimeRave
      @LiteralCrimeRave 4 года назад +1

      Become a local Arbite

    • @ncrtrooper6166
      @ncrtrooper6166 4 года назад +1

      @@LiteralCrimeRave I wish to fight on the frontlines for our holy emperor, not be a petty police man

  • @misterjoshua5720
    @misterjoshua5720 5 лет назад +9

    This is the future of 40k fandom. It ain't scatter die, it ain't models, it ain't paint jobs.
    It's this. This is what sustains a fandom.

  • @Chris-qj7th
    @Chris-qj7th 8 лет назад +540

    Another fantastic 40k song, great work!
    If I may, I'd like to suggest an idea for another song:
    An Imperial Guard version of "It's a long way to Tipperary"

    • @MagnusVictor2015
      @MagnusVictor2015 8 лет назад +27

      That would be an interesting song. I personally can't get it out of my head how "Imperial Space Marines" can be sung to the melody of "United States Marines" almost perfectly. That would be another cool song remake.

    • @FieldMarshalFry
      @FieldMarshalFry 8 лет назад +18

      naa, a Guard song to the tune of the Grenadiers March

    • @Spacefrisian
      @Spacefrisian 8 лет назад +5

      What about atom bomb baby from the 5 stars for another Inquisitor?

    • @343-penitentnarrator8
      @343-penitentnarrator8 8 лет назад +13

      Vostroyan tune to Holy War (Russian War Song)

    • @343-penitentnarrator8
      @343-penitentnarrator8 8 лет назад +19

      or a valhallan tune to that song. Or either of them to Katyusha. Any combo would make me a happy bunny

  • @danielwharrier1197
    @danielwharrier1197 7 лет назад +15

    "Patrolling the Eye almost makes you wish for a Warpstorm Wonderland."

  • @yomi111one
    @yomi111one 8 лет назад +40

    Simply amazing! You do the Emperor's work, sir! Subbed!

  • @elijahtourtillott7550
    @elijahtourtillott7550 4 года назад +2

    this is genius on the writing

  • @DTSmackdown
    @DTSmackdown 3 года назад +8

    I wish every song listed on that album was real. Thanks for this incredible thing.

  • @viermisorii4
    @viermisorii4 6 лет назад

    I haven't been so happy on youtube for a really long time.Thank you! I hope you continue this

  • @somethinglikethat2176
    @somethinglikethat2176 Год назад +4

    2:22 "they meet in a darkened factory where the bravest feared to stray"
    Of course, Jurgen noted the setting as phlegmatically as he did everything else.

  • @the_miracle_aligner
    @the_miracle_aligner Год назад +1

    Probably one of the greatest songs I have ever heard. Emperor's light shine upon you inquisitor.

  • @zc8211
    @zc8211 3 года назад +7

    Legends say he will return with a new song one day

  • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
    @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 4 года назад +33

    Typical Warhammer: Go in there, see him face to face and put a boltround in it, THEN bombard the whole hive from orbit, because, you cant really, really be sure they are dead unless you do it up close and personal. And Exterminatus just might miss someone.

  • @vig81a
    @vig81a 4 года назад +3

    I think the part I love the most about this is not how he shortened "inquisitor" to " 'quistor" and made it work so well, but how sweetly he sings about the 'quistor purging an entire hive city.

  • @toms1313
    @toms1313 Год назад +1

    OMG, how i never found this! Perfect!

  • @MMRails
    @MMRails 8 лет назад +203

    Mind before this song = sound. Mind after this song = blown.

    • @gamma122gaming2
      @gamma122gaming2 8 лет назад +28

      M&M Rails Well, of course! His aim was blessed by our holy Emperor. Did you you really expect to escape the Emperor's 'quistor with the boltgun on his hip?

    • @morethanjustasloth5528
      @morethanjustasloth5528 7 лет назад +1

      You spelled "blammed" wrong guardsman.

    • @greentop1239
      @greentop1239 7 лет назад +1

      M&M Rails sounds like you looked at the warp for a bit too long, heretic.

    • @sirgentlebread7302
      @sirgentlebread7302 7 лет назад +1

      M&M Rails
      Just like Texas Red amiright

  • @3k31000
    @3k31000 7 лет назад +6

    "For the stranger brought stormtroopers and the Hive had made a slip" what a great line! I love it!

  • @Rosfuture
    @Rosfuture 7 лет назад +4

    I can not express in words how happy you just made me, thank you from the bottom of my heart

  • @Hardcover_Pilot
    @Hardcover_Pilot 7 лет назад +38

    53 heretics have somehow accessed the infonet of Holy Terra.

    • @austingole4861
      @austingole4861 4 года назад +1

      Three years later the number has risen to 504 heretics

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 3 года назад +1

      @@austingole4861 30 more heretics today

  • @Ikarias1
    @Ikarias1 8 лет назад +88

    Strike a partnership with the guys developing Inquisitor: Martyr, this could be and EPIC trailer song.

  • @milkcarton7841
    @milkcarton7841 4 года назад +1

    this is somehow the most niche and amazing thing i've seen

  • @DarwinHandy
    @DarwinHandy 5 лет назад +4

    I love this. 40k and fallout are my support system. Got me through the GRIMDARK of a bad childhood and problematic early adulthood. This means a lot to me.

  • @brentvnz
    @brentvnz Год назад +1

    Love it. Brilliant re-do of the original with great lyrics! Merging my youthful and less youthful memories.

  • @therac197
    @therac197 6 лет назад +11

    Playing Fallout with Space Marine armor and this song
    -Perfection

  • @mrheisenberg83
    @mrheisenberg83 4 года назад +4

    Underrated parody song. It's even sung well. I am impressed!

  • @tionblack
    @tionblack 7 месяцев назад

    THIS IS SO GLORIOUS I RANDOMLY RAN INTO IT , RESPECT THEE EFFORT. PUT A SMILE ON ME FACE.

  • @CV33Games
    @CV33Games 3 года назад +4

    All these years later and it still holds up

  • @tomt7621
    @tomt7621 3 года назад +2

    Miss this songs from you, high quality together with creativity is so rare in these days

  • @jeffjeffson5967
    @jeffjeffson5967 3 года назад +3

    Like how you changed the poster too.

  • @thetruetemplar313
    @thetruetemplar313 7 лет назад +1

    I'm in a group chat and a friend sent this in chat. There are some 40k fans but I know very little about it so I don't get much of this song, however I just wanted to say this singer is a great one. Congrats, dude.

  • @mojothemagickcrafter7635
    @mojothemagickcrafter7635 3 года назад +4

    I love the extra mile they went with on the album cover.

  • @mole7601
    @mole7601 7 лет назад +2

    People's creativity never ceases to amaze and amuse me :D good job!

  • @obnoxiouspriest
    @obnoxiouspriest 3 года назад +9

    Fuck this is good. Can't believe I've never heard of before. What a fun twist on the original.

  • @Jake-rs2tr
    @Jake-rs2tr 4 года назад +1

    This is astoundingly well made. I am impressed. I love all of Marty’s music but this cover is the best one I have heard by far

  • @lordbrisingr5169
    @lordbrisingr5169 7 лет назад +14

    TheAnarchistMuffin, dude you really have to make more Warhammer song parodies. The 2 you've done are 10/10, heck if you'd be able to put them on iTunes I'd buy them in a nanosecond.

  • @demonsexslave85
    @demonsexslave85 5 лет назад +1

    Amazing. Great job with this song. Had me laughing hysterically. Only because I've been reading 40k for 9 years and can picture all of this scenario. Thank you

  • @magustrigger9195
    @magustrigger9195 4 года назад +15

    Some of you cool, don't be in the underhive tommarrow.

  • @danielcharnock2854
    @danielcharnock2854 3 года назад +1

    I never realised how much I needed this until I realised it existed!!! More 40k song parodies please!!!

  • @battlebear437
    @battlebear437 7 лет назад +6

    My son’s a big Warhammer 40K fan(?) & had played this for me. I must say this and your other songs are awesome! Thank you for the entertainment! If you ever do more music like this, well, that’d be great...hint, hint

  • @RenegadePaladin
    @RenegadePaladin 4 года назад +1

    Now we need the rest of the album. :P

  • @oiwithyou
    @oiwithyou 4 года назад +3

    I come back every once in a while hoping for more of this masterful music

  • @lernaeanhydra5766
    @lernaeanhydra5766 7 лет назад +1

    This is simply the BEST

  • @rougenarwhal8378
    @rougenarwhal8378 Год назад +5

    If abaddon comes, I got one vortex grenade I'm saving just for him

  • @Daniel-hm8xq
    @Daniel-hm8xq 10 месяцев назад

    Having just dabbled the world of 40k for the first time this week, i can appreciate this verison as i stumble across it.

  • @alexanderweaver586
    @alexanderweaver586 2 года назад +3

    Blessed is the emperor. Blessed is his inquisitor with the boltgun on his hip.

  • @eltoxicdog7587
    @eltoxicdog7587 6 лет назад +1

    As a serious fan of Marty Robins who owns several of his cds and listens to them regularly. I can say for certain you did him proud with this parody. I would love to see a parody of Utah Carol another one of his songs.

  • @LaserDroid
    @LaserDroid 7 лет назад +8

    Wow this is flawless.
    For The Emperor, Honorable Battle Brother!

  •  3 года назад +2

    This is magical

  • @firuzmajid4780
    @firuzmajid4780 4 года назад +11

    "Truth is, the Emperor always protects"